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incorrectbatfcm · 12 days ago
Damian: I've never actually been in a snowball fight.
Jon: Really?
Damian: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it... to the death?
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incorrectbatfcm · 14 days ago
Damian, adopting a new pet: I've only had them for a day and a half but if anything happened happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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incorrectbatfcm · 14 days ago
Harper: I have a few knives up my sleeve
Duke: I think you meant cards
Tim, with an exasperated sigh: She did not
Harper, pulling various knives out of her sleeves: I did not
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incorrectbatfcm · 15 days ago
Duke: What are the signs of depression?
Jason: Why are you asking me?
Duke: I just saw Tim drop a book and say, “even gravity hates me”.
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incorrectbatfcm · 15 days ago
Damian: We? You’re coming with me? No offence, Dick, but I don’t need company.
Dick: It’s not company, it’s babysitting.
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incorrectbatfcm · 15 days ago
Steph: Name a way to be nice to people.
Damian: Don't kill them.
Steph: Setting the bar really low, but I'll allow it.
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incorrectbatfcm · 16 days ago
Dick: It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten.
Wally: Tell that to my great great uncle who is the reason that it’s illegal to drive a tractor while drunk in the state of Kansas.
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incorrectbatfcm · 16 days ago
Therapist: I heard you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?
Jason: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.
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incorrectbatfcm · 16 days ago
Bart: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through.
Tim: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
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incorrectbatfcm · 16 days ago
Alfred: Please tell me you did not kidnap him, Master Bruce?
Bruce, carrying Duke: I did not kidnap him
Alfred: Oh thank goodness
Bruce: I adopted him
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incorrectbatfcm · 17 days ago
Harper: What kind of spider is that?
Duke: It’s a daddy long legs
Harper: Alright it’s a good-looking spider, but I wouldn’t say it’s “daddy”.
Duke: …Wait what
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incorrectbatfcm · 17 days ago
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incorrectbatfcm · 17 days ago
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If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending matter, assert your newly appointed loyal status and have him beheaded.
Katherine Kane
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