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Tony and Peter: *trying to make an indoor tornado*

Peter, trying to think of ways of making it more believable: We need tiny houses! Small, tiny houses to put here, to show the power of the tornado. We can build a tiny house... that would be great!

Peter: Can we get a tiny house?

Tony, grabbing more fans: We can not get a tiny house.

Tony, dropping them: Look, we can't keep putting Stark Industries' money towards tiny houses!

Peter: Listen-

Tony: You have to stop!

Peter: They're smaller mortgages! It's a good investment!

Tony: No-

Peter: We have small mortgages-

Tony: Who's buying them!?

Peter: Well... mice!

Peter: Obviously!

Peter: Stuart Little! Where's he gonna live?

Tony: MICE DON'T HAVE JOBS!

Peter: IN ONE OF THE TINY HOUSES! HE'S AN ACTOR!

Tony: Mice don't have jobs.

Peter: He's an actor...

Tony: Everyone can say they're an actor, that doesn't-

Pepper, interfering after having watched them the whole time: Ratatouille, Tony. He's got a job!

Tony, smoking coming out of his ears: HE'S A RAT!

#i was watching unus annus and... #mark and ethan resonate tony and peter energy #also this is something i think they would do #iron dad #tony stark #peter parker #iron man #spiderman #tom holland #robert downey jr #rdj #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #the avengers #unus anuus #markiplier #ethan nestor

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Person: How do you spell destroy?

Me, remembering when Skurge got two guns from Tex-ass and named them Des and Troy because when you put them together they destroy: D-E-S-T-R-O-Y

#thor #thor ragnarok #burce banner #hulk #valkyrie #loki #skurge #heimdall #marvel #mcu #the avengers

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*In the Avengers Tower*

Peter, in his room: *Doing Fortnite dances*

Steve, coming into the room: Hey Pete- OH MY GOD PETER'S HAVING A SEIZURE SOMEONE GET THE MEDICAL KIT!!11!!!

#marvel #peter parker #steve rogers #spiderman #spiderman far from home #spiderman homecoming #tony stark #iron man #iron dad #the avengers #clint barton #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #black widow #spiderman into the spiderverse #stony #spider kid #funny #incorrect avengers #incorrect quotes #avengers #fortnite #fortnite dance #meme #miles morales #michelle jones

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I paused Supernatural at this moment and I made me laugh for a long time

#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #jensen ackles #jared padalecki #misha collins #jack kline #alexander calvert #destiel #sastiel #cockles

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So last night, at like 1 am, I guess I got really inspired to right a fanfic, but I didn’t remember what I wrote because I stopped at like, 3 am, and I just looked at what I wrote, and I won’t lie, I really love 3 am me because I laughed so hard I cried.

#my chemical romance #gerard way #frank iero #frerard #mikey way #ray toro #bob bryar #panic! at the disco #fall out boy #fanfiction #brendon urie #ryan ross #ryden #pete wentz #patrick stump #peterick #check out my new fic coming soon!

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Someone : What do you wanna be when your older?

Me : An actress in a Hayley Kiyoko music video

Someone : What

Me : What

#hayley kiyoko #lgbt #gay #lesbian #bisexual #transgender #pansexual #lgbtq #pride #asexual #demisexual #girls #rainbow

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Ok, wait I just realized something...

I have never cried reading a book or story or whatever. I shed a tear while readin A Dogs Purpose, but that’s it. Then I remembered how I was balling my eyes out reading Twist and Shout, and honestly, I think that says a lot about me.

#supernatural #destiel #spn #dean winchester #castiel #twist and shout #fanfiction #deanxcas #casxdean #cockles #sam winchester #destiel smut #gabriel #crowley #sabriel #sastiel #archives of our own #ao3 #smut #supernatural ships

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One of the funniest and stupidest reasons or arguments (though they’re all stupid) against gays is the “Its Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.”

Like, who came up with that? Was there this weird homophobic ass meeting where a bunch of homophobes just sat and thought, what’s the stupidest reason we can have against gay marriage, and a weirdo who lives by himself named Jim says, I have an idea!

#lgbtq #lgbt #lgbt+ #gay #lesbian #transgender #non binary #bisexual #pansexual #asexual #aromatic #asexual aromatic #homophobia #homophobes #homophobic #adam and eve #not adam and steve #demisexual

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Don’t you just love coincidences

Like, yes

#panic! at the disco #p!atd #brendon urie #brendon patd #nicole row #dan pawlovich #mike naran #ryan ross #spencer smith #jon walker #dallon weekes #ryden #brallon #my chemical romance #gerard way #mikey way #frank iero #ray toro #bob bryar #james dewees #fall out boy #patrick stump #pete wentz #andy hurley #joe trohman #twenty one pilots #josh dun #tyler joseph #meme #emo meme