#DC Comics Headcanon

[smartycvnt]

I please get a headcanon of meeting Commissioner Gordon as Barbara's girlfriend please?

You and Barbara are togeher for about four months before she decides that you should meet her father

She arranges a little lunch at a restaurant near the police station she knows everyone will love

You try to come up with reasons why it's a bad idea, but Barbara shuts all of them down

Barbara knows that you're beyond nervous and refuses to leave your side

James Gordon is a bit of a hardass, but he can see that you and Barbara are happy together

He asks you a lot of really invasive questions, but you keep a level head throughout it all

Barbara tells you how proud of you she is when the meeting is over

James definitely corners you on your way to work later, but you don't mention that to Barbara

#dc x reader #dc headcanons #dc comics x reader #dc comics headcanon #batgirl x reader #batgirl headcanons #headcanons #barbara gordon x reader #hcs #romantic headcanons

[cryptids-and-muses]

The Superfam as songs I associate with them

Clark: 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton, this is the perfect superman song and I will not take criticism on that

Kara: Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult, Its about the PRESENCE! The POWER! I want to see her wreck shop to this song so MUCH!

Kon: some pop punk monstrosity, I haven't zeroes in on the specific song yet but I know its gonna be pop punk, how could it not be, Gives You Hell is the current front runner

Jonathan: Mr Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra, good vibes, could easily picture him flying around to this, it just fits

Lois: These Boots Are Made For Walking by Nancy Sinatra, Girlboss song for our resident Girlboss

#dc comic #dc comics #superfam #superfamily #superman #clark kent #supergirl #kara zor el #kal el #kara danvers #kara kent #kon el #conner kent #superboy #jonathan kent #Lois Lane #dc comics headcanon #dc headcanon

[dctable]

Damian is a biter baby

No I mean as a literal baby toddler he bites

He bites to test things

He bites to hang on to things

He bites his spoon when someone feeds him

He bites the people he likes so they won't go away

He bites when he's hungry

He bites when his diaper needs replacement

Baby toddler Damian don't cry he chomps

#Damian Wayne #Bruce Wayne #Talia al Ghul #Ra's al Ghul #DC Comics headcanon

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

#THIS WAS HIDING IN MY DRAFTS WTF I LOVE IT #my best work is most hidden smh smh #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #batfamily #head canon #headcanon #batbros

[violent138]

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

#saw a post about clark being super useful that inspired this one #when they see superman on tv they're like wow i wonder who that nice well behaved boy could be #smallville #superman #clark kent #superman headcanons #dc comics #batfamily

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations

#bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #crack #batposting #shitpost #tw food mention

[therandomfandomme]

why do i imagine the batfam finally meeting the league and then one of them going 'how the fuck do you have so many kids?' and little shit Jason goes 'well, when two people love each other very much...' and because Bruce doesn't wanna listen to this, he tiredly reminds Jason: 'you're adopted' which naturally means that Jason is going to dramatically pretend that this is the first time he's heard that and how could Bruce keep this from him, much to the horror of the league and the exasperation of Bruce

#rrrambles #tbh it could be done with all of the batkids #but it just felt like jason to me #batfam headcanons #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #jl #justice leage of america #justice league #jla #dc #dc comics #dc headcanon

[webshood]

a toddler who was being saved by the red hood called him "mama" once and now crime alley kids will refer to him as mama all. the. time.

#jason todd #dc comics #red hood #headcanon #writing prompt

[mayamarvil]

Canon: Jason breaks into Wayne Manor when he feels like it

Sidenote: But do people bother to checkout the issue after seeing these posts? or even add it to their tbr list?

Batman Eternal #10

#dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #jason todd #red hood #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #batfam headcanons

[batfamilycannons]

Bruce *storming in, burnt and covered in ash*: Where is your brother?

Damian and Tim: tf??

Tim: uh I think Jason’s in the library?

Bruce: no not him the other one

Dick, *scurries past the door*

Bruce: RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON why did you set my bed on fire

Dick: You deserve it!!

#Jason is offended that he wasn’t included #Damian is scared #Tim is loving it #dick grayson is a gremlin #batboys #batfam #batfam headcanons #batfamily #dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batbros #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake wayne #tim drake #damian wayne al ghul #damian wayne #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #batman #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin

[vodrae]

Villain swaps Bruce and Clark minds.

Bruce: I get the "man of steel" now. *Punches villain*

Clark: Why...Why...WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH IN PAIN ?!

Bruce: What do you mean ? I took a 12 hours break yesterday, I'm as fresh as a newborn.

#batman #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #dc #dcu #bruce wayne #superbat #clark ken #superman #justice league headcanon #justice league #batman incorrect quotes #superman incorrect quotes #batman headcanon

[refloralisation]

My firm and very sincere belief that Tim Drake and Damian Wayne are the brothers that completely affirm each others paranoia fuelled contingencies for really inane situations. Its the most irritating thing ever. Like Damian will say “what if this girl scout is really just a means for someone to poison us” and Tim will instantly say “you’re so right, we need to do a homeland security level background check on the entire girl scouts chapter in gotham immediately”. The definition of bring out the worst in each other.

They’re not allowed to be in any living situation together without supervision because the last time they were left alone in the manor together, they literally created such stringent security measures that not even Alfred and Bruce could get into the house.

#batfam #batman #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #dc comics #robin #red robin #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #headcanons

[bats-and-the-birds]

Always loves those fics or headcanons where the Justice League just has no clue about the existence of the Batfamily. And usually it's because Bruce wanted to maintain his image of being all mysterious or because he wants to protect his family or something.

But I think it's infinitely better if he just assumes they know. Like, Dick has been around since he was like 10, and he's into his 30's now, Bruce assumes that he had to come up in conversation at some point.

Besides, as secretive as they are, the news in Gotham has to pick up on and connect the family together, at least vaguely, so surely the rest of the league has taken note of that. Signal fights crime in broad daylight, for christ's sake.

Except, in general, they just don't. Sure, Superman and Wonder Woman maybe know, but Flash? Green Arrow? No.

Then one day they need extra hands on a mission, so a handful of the various bats and birds are called in, cue bafflement. On both sides.

Because Bruce assumes that he doesn't need to explain himself. Everyone else assumes he's being secretive on purpose.

Barry: Why did you never tell us you have an entire family/small vigilante army hiding in Gotham?

Bruce: My children are literally friends with the rest your family.

-cue Wally and Bart speeding past them the moment they see Dick and Tim from across the room-

#batman #comics #dc comics #batfamily #dick grayson #barry allen #justice league #batfamily headcanons #justice league headcanon

[violent138]

More than half the League is betting at any time that they know when it's actually Batman under the mask, or someone else. Unfortunately, they were wrong when:

Dick was doing a phenomenal job of playing Bruce (didn't give himself away even once by smiling), because he fell asleep

Batman stubbed his toe against a table and swore like a sailor which led to cash exchanging hands as several people figured it was Jason, but Bruce had recently switched out of Matches Malone to dress up as Bats and hadn't shaken the Mindset yet

Batman's suit sat weirdly empty at the table and Oliver, annoyed, tried to tell Damian that this was too serious a meeting for Bruce to delegate, but it was Batman, hit with a de-ageing spell and too stubborn to sit out

After sustaining pretty serious injuries, Batman was whiteknuckling the table, in an awful mood, and nobody thought anything of it. Barry offered to help Bruce up (if the pain was keeping him trapped, trying not to insult Batman too much), and Jason tightly replied that if he moved the suit was going to tear.

Clark and Bruce had a bet for how long they could replace Bruce with a mannequin without anyone noticing, and because Clark kept looking over at "Bruce" and giggling (pretty par for the course for them), nobody noticed for five hours.

#Diana barely resists using the lasso to cheat #Hal Jordan consistently bets completely wrong #There have been many bribes to J'onn but the man insists he would never go against Batman's wishes for a silly bet #“I can always tell when it's batman” leaguers lost a lot of money #identity shenanigans #watchtower shenanigans #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Barry Allen #Superbat #Clark Kent #Superman #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman headcanon #jla #justice league headcanon

[incorrectbatfam]

If we assume the batfam are living in 2024 and Damian is around 10 then that means he was born in 2014 and has likely never touched a DVD in his life

#damian wayne #robin #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #batman #dc comics #headcanon #shitpost #batposting #gen alpha

[nightwolf14292]

Bruce acts so emo all the time that I just can't help but enjoy the idea(/headcanon, I guess) of him secretly just being an old man dad- Like all of the villains go 'Omg it's Batman we're gonna get beat up' and Commissioner Gordon randomly thinks to himself while working late 'I bet Batman is doing super smart stuff like looking at case files or serving justice rn' but it turns out Bruce is just in the Batcave, very seriously talking to the Bat-Computer about the definition of slang like "Okay 'Puter, define 'Yeet' for me.."

Or he's up at 3AM scrolling through Tim's Tumblr blog looking for ways to connect with his child, but instead becomes mildly concerned when he sees Tim posted a pic five minutes ago of himself at Waffle House (He thought he was in his bedroom-?) with the caption 'Lmao just had a mental breakdown ✌'

Bruce: "So, Damian.. Have you 'rizzed up' any 'level ten gyatts' recently?"

Damian(Also doesn't know slang): "Father wtf"

Of course all of the Bat-Kids know this, and try to subtly introduce him to different memes because he always looks so proud of himself when he properly uses slang, he's like 'Heck yeah my kids are gonna think I'm cool'

#batdad #batman comics #batfamily #batman #batbros #batfam #dc batman #batman and robin #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #batfam shenanigans #dc batfam #batfam headcanons #batman headcanon #headcanon #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #dc robin #dc comics #robin dc #batfamily shenanigans