#Incorrect Red Hood

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?

Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason*  So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.

Jason: Thanks.

Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.

Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*

Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.

Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*

Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*

Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*

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[lilylovelyxo]

*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

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[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Dick, texting in the group chat: I wonder what apple shots would look like?

Tim: *sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*

Jason: *sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*

Damian: *sends a picture of a person dunking a basketball into a hoop but replaces the basketball with a poorly resized apple*

Dick: I hate all of you.

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[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

Jason: Bruce told me to pick my battles and I picked all of them

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[just-lost-inbetween-worlds]

Jason: I’m terrible at expressing myself.

Y/n: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!

Jason: Yes, but my actions are also bad.

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[kuebiko-kei]

Stephanie after being scolded by Batman, again

Steph, storming out of the cave: God! He’s such a dick!

Jason, walking by: Actually, he’s a Bruce.

Dick, rocking back in a chair and waving: I’m a Dick! :)

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[incorrect-waynemanor]

bruce: you should have known better! i expect more from each of you

steph:

tim:

cass:

jason: you’ve known us for years and you haven’t lowered your expectations yet? that’s on YOU

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[heavenlyangeliq]

Batman “You became Just as bad as he was when you killed him”

Red Hood “You did it first when you spared him and let him kill much MUCH more than I just did. You let so many people die because you couldn’t kill one. I saved God knows how many people by killing one, and that I can live with.”

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[gotham-exclusive]

Jason: How many times do I have to apologise?

Tim: At least once would be nice!

Jason: Absolutely not

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[crybabylulu]

Pt 28 this is correct and no I will not take criticism

Lucy: *sitting on the couch with her stuff*

Artemis: who are you?

Lucy: hi I’m Lucy and this is my son Mr Chuckles *holding up her cat* his father is Damian and Jason dropped me off.

Artemis: *sighs* ok sweetie *calls Jason*

Jason: hey babe

Artemis: why is there a small blonde child in my house

Lucy: so do I get a room?

Jason: she’s our child now because Bruce can not be trusted and she’s an outlaw. Feed her while I’m gone *hangs up*

Artemis: I’m gonna kill him

Lucy: *pokes At Artemis muscles* I wanna be like you when I grow up

Artemis: I’ll teach you how to kill a man with your thighs

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[gayjaytodd]

Jason: why are threesomes only for sex? why can't I join in a couple's argument if I want to?

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[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: Hey, hey, B. Look at me.

Bruce: *Turns around to face Jason*

Jason: Bitch.

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[lilylovelyxo]

*Thug rips off Damian’s Domino Mask*

Y/S/N, speaking lowly: “Pick that up, apologize, and leave. Please. For your own good.”

Thug: “I will do no such thing.”

Damian, cracks knuckles: “You should have left when you could have left.”

Red Hood: “Everyone who's got a knife grab it! It's a fight to the death!”

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[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Dick, talking to Damian: Well Damian, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Jason do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing.

Damian: …

Jason: I know I should be offended, but he's not wrong.

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[just-lost-inbetween-worlds]

Y/N, tending to Jason’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Jason: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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[usagi-t-suki]

tim : what's the capital of thailand?

jason : ...

tim : bangkok!

tim :

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