Getting pulled over, but you're White Court
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Thomas: I don't know, 'cause you saw how good I was looking?
Cop: ...
Thomas: ...
Cop: *smiles and blushes* Aww, have a good day, sir. *blows a kiss*
Thomas: *blows a kiss back* Fuck yeah.
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Young Charlie: damnit.
Lucifer: did you just curse? ‘Cause we don’t talk like that in this goddamn motherfucking house! Shit!
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Cellbit: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Cucurucho: *Takes a bite out of a whole KitKat while smiling maniacally*
Cellbit: Please.... Stop..........
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Shadow: I'll be right back
Sonic: Okay
Shadow: *leaves*
Jerome: Hey
Sonic: 0_0
Jerome: Yeah, you
Jerome: If you break his heart...
Jerome: I'll cut your dick off
Shadow: I'm back
Sonic: *screams*
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Lucifer, turning into his demon form: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!
Adam, summoning his guitar axe: If she breathes, SHE'S A THOOOT!!!
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Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?
Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.
Damian: You better take that back!
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Vaggie: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR! GET UP THERE!
Angel, climbing: This hotel is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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Weems: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Miss Addams?
Wednesday: no
Enid: I do!
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
Enid: I'm sad.
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
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Jason: *Recording while Y/N and Damian are arguing*
Y/N: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Dick: *Wheezes like a tea kettle*
Damian, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Y/N: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Damian: It's my favorite movi-
Y/N: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, Damian!
Damian: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Y/N: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
Tim: *Passed out on the couch though the whole interaction.*
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Cas, handing Dean the phone: it’s Sam, he needs help
Dean, taking it: just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, We’re at a parent teacher conference
teacher:
Cas: anyway, you said Jack is enjoying finger painting! That's great
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*after aziraphale left them alone in the bookshop for five minutes*
Crowley: *to the tune of the final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Y/N: *off-key kazoo playing*
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Wednesday: Tonight, one of you will betray me.
Enid: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you.
Eugene: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you either.
Tyler: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday *mockingly*: Is iT mE, Wednesday?
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Charlie: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Al?
Alastor: no.
Sir Pentious: I do!
Charlie: I know, Pentious.
Sir Pentious: I’m sssad!
Charlie: I know, Pentious.
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Danny: * in the watchtower cafeteria* can i have a waffle? (・–・;)ゞ
employes of the food court figthing in the back because holy shit! How did this ghostly loking kid get in! Should we call batmam? Is this a security risck?!: Ó╭╮Ò
Danny; *almosr craying* can i please please have a waffle‽ •́ ‿ ,•̀
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Simeon: ...Now release *all* of those sounds that are trapped in your mind
Satan, Belphie, and MC: *unholy screeching*
Simeon:
Simeon: Are you three okay?
Belphie: I’m a little messed up
Satan and MC: same
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Literally all of Heaven: Let me see what you have.
Xie Lian: San Lang!!!
Heaven: NO!
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