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#damn i didn't even talk about micheal
middle-name-queer · 5 months
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A great thing about the good place is how all four of the main crew are actually self-centered
We commonly identify forms of self-centered behavior such as selfishness that is exemplified by Elenor. (aka "a Bad Person"), but then you have Chidi and Tehani. These two are far less classical in their self-centered behavior but are still self-centered, nevertheless.
The show makes Tehani's folly pretty clear, despite all her philanthropic acts she still centers herself in every situation. How she ended up there is actually parallel to Elenor's upbringing, the only real difference is the glitz and the glamour. They both had parents that were withholding for one reason or another, neither felt seen nor wanted and so one shut down to protect herself, the other made her entire existence a performance, either way they are deeply, deeply self-centered people.
But Chidi is my favorite, for the obvious reason that his self-centered behavior is the least obvious. Now of course it's made pretty clear to us as viewers but as a character within the world, for nearly all situations most people would judge Chidi as a good (albeit, sometimes annoying) person. You'd be hard pressed to find anyone who would out right call him self-centered... yet he is!
Chidi acts as though the world rests squarely on his shoulders, that each little choice he makes carries the weight to change the trajectory of humanity. Putting this into words pretty clearly illustrates the ridiculousness of it. It simply isn't reality, and it shows how, even though Chidi is a "good person" (vs Elenor and Jason) he is still susceptible to the very human condition of not looking past yourself. Another way to state it (as I'm sure many have before) he basically suffers from thinking he's a main character. (lol) Now, lucky for him he actually is one but translating this to real life you can see how people fall prey to this way of thinking, convoluting their lives due to the faulty belief that they, and they alone, can make or break the world around them.
This rolls around my brain like a marble because, I did this! For an embarrassingly long time in my youth, I truly felt the grief and horror that comes with thinking you, and you alone, can fix the world's problems. And I think this sort of thing isn't talked about enough because there isn't an obvious red flag of being a "bad person". Chidi is "good" and so there is a smoke screen effect hiding how poor his behavior actually is. (Can you tell I deeply identify with his character? 🤔)
Jason is an interesting case in his own right, because he's self-centered almost in the same way as a small child. I assume Donkey Doug was simply unequipped to help Jason develop past that stage in his upbringing, in tandem with say... other lifestyle choices, Jason's overall mental development is limited. He's an interesting example of how not all self-centered behavior is motivated by innate "selfishness". Jason is very much capable of empathy, generosity, and comradery, as shown by his relationship to Janet, lifelong friendships, and his participation and organization of a 60-person dance crew. This is in opposition to Elenor, a selfishly self-centered person who could not form meaningful or lasting relationships.
Jason Mendoza's behavior is more of a big kid who acts on impulse, this can obviously be perceived as "hurtful" and when done by a grown adult it may be judged as "he's a bad person". But when looking at his overall character it's clear that he doesn't make a single move with any ill intent or malice. You can easily reason with him in nearly all situations, even when he chooses to throw a molotov at a train, all it takes is grabbing him by the arm and telling him to knock it off. He doesn't argue or get defensive, unlike versions of Elenor who would tell you to "go fork yourself". Jason is only self-centered because he struggles to see the big picture, but when it's shown to him, more often than not he accepts it with a little guidance.
I have no end point here other than watching these characters exude self-centeredness in four distinctly different ways, only to then learn and better themselves, is a delight!
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sillywillybillywilly · 3 months
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Adam had been talking with Sam and Dean about to whole...micheal situation. Sam was already on board with it, it was Dean who wasn't.
"I don't get it. You didn't give a crap about me when I was in the cage but as soon as its something that isn't convenient for you, that's when you wanna play big brother?"
"I'm protecting you."
"Really? cause it sure sounds like you're only protecting yourself."
...
"Thats what I thought." Adam never got over being upset and Sam and Dean. Although Micheal held a bigger grudge about it, Adam still did too. Especially with the fact that Dean acted like he cared when even he himself knew he didn't. Adam decided to just get up and leave. He didn't want to talk about this anymore. He knew he was making the right decision.
When he did he stood for a few moments, thinking. Micheal had showed up during that time.
They're family. You can't expect more from them
"Damn right. I just wish he'd understand. I mean Sam understands! Hell, he's got Castiel too! Dean has no issue with him so what makes me different?!"
Is that I'm an archangel.
"So?! You're a good guy Micheal. Dean's just-...ugh." This was funny. Usually Micheal was the hothead.
I'm no hothead.
"You are pretty hot man"
Thank you
"Not like that ya fox."
Adam would never think before he spoke. At that point it wasn't even Micheal's fault that his mind went to different places sometimes.
We can leave now.
"I don't think I wanna. I mean- I'm not gonna let Dean ruin my time that I lost with Sam yknow?"
Micheal nodded.
"You are a good guy. You know that right?"
Micheal didn't respond. Suddenly, Adam had him in a tight hug. He also hugged tight it was just the way Adam hugged. It didn't hurt Micheal though, but if he was human he was sure Adam could break a rib with the way he hugs.
"Thanks angel. For everything."
Micheal hugged back. He hugged firm but not tight. Usually he dug his nose into the crook of Adams neck but this time he did it to his hair. When they pulled away, Adam turned to go back to Sam. There he saw Dean. Dean had a mostly surprised expression mixed with a disturbed one.
"Well." he said.
"So you've chose an angel over your own family."
"We aren't family."
"Get out."
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your-local-baguette · 13 days
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Rather Be, Rather be
part 1
Warnings:not proofread, contains triggering subjects, read at your own risks. Cheap ass german btw manga spoilers
Half of this was made a lot later, so, apologies if they are a few incoherence. Enjoy!
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You walked next to isagi, the first match was in ten days, you were simply walking in silence, both with one earphone. You grabbed the hair tie around your wrist and started tying up your hair in a small ponytail. You yawned before holding the door open for Yoichi, walking inside the cafeteria with him. You went to sit at a table, while isagi went to get his meal, you took out your phone, scrolling through some messages. Mostly from your mom, sometimes Anri, but that was pretty rare. Someone sat in front of you and it wasn't Yoichi, you raised your gaze to be met with micheal's, you raised an eyebrow at him. "Why hello" he said, that fake ass smile still attached to his face, you didn't answer at first but you gave him a little wave. When isagi arrived, he sat next to you, placing his plate, while he took out the earphone you gave him, handing it to you. Yoichi looked at your lack of food " not hungry ?" You shook your head, while he raised his shoulder, pretty much ignoring kaiser. "I simply accompanied you here so i wouldn't spend the evening in my room" he nodded, before placing his chopstick on the rest. "That's understandable, anyway, what training did you do today?" He asked, legitimately curious "i did core strength and dribbling" he chuckled "just sharpening your best skills gain, mhm ?" He had managed to get out a little smile out of you "yea.."
"dribbling huh ?"
A voice behind you said, one you knew a little too well, you looked over your shoulder only to be met with a pair of teal eyes. "Rin..." He didn't say anything else "you should sharpen your other skills instead" he said, still with his emotionless face. "I do, i do, but just not today" you said of a gentle voice, your features softening around the itoshi, when he sat down next to you, you rested your head on his shoulder, while he rolled his eyes. Nonetheless, he didn't move, acting as if he didn't care ( he does care). As for kaiser, that was sitting in front of you, was smiling, 'that fake ass'.
You lifted your gaze to cross the blond, letting it linger far too long on his his.
'wait a damn minute..'
'that look he had...'
"micheal...?"
His lips tugged into a smirk, raising an eyebrow.
"calling me by my first name now, what is it ?"
You rolled your eyes at his teasing tone
"can we talk later..alone"
"oh ? Sure hübsch" ( i'm so sorry if i didn't spell it right, i'm sure it means pretty but correct me if it doesn't)
"i'll come get you.."
For once, the blond was actually quite cooperative, simply nodding and walked off.
"Say rin ?"
He hummed
"did you see it too ?"
"...yes"
I nodded, raised my head from his shoulder and stretched my arms out a little.
"i'll see you two another time, i have to go talk to choppy hair"
Yoichi snickered, but as you walked away he glared at rin, the two didn't get along that well, but not the kind like shidou and rin. The older player got up and walked away with his empty plate, leaving rin lost in thought.
As for you, the quiet sound of your shoes hitting the ground couod be heard, you were walking quite fast to reach choppy hair's room. You walked past many, many doors until you reached the desired one.
Although you asked him to talk, you felt quite nervous about this, but you knocked. It didn't take long before the blond opened the door, inviting you in, you nodded and walked in.
"you seemed serious about talking to me earlier, what is it "
"micheal, i know it might be indiscreet to ask this, but i'll get to the point"
...
He stayed silent
"why do you hate yourself?"
Kaiser swore he felt his breathing stop hearing your question. You're right, why did he hate himself, he didn't even know.. No that's not true, he knows why, but he doesn't want to admit.
"why do you wanna know that ? You care about me, hübsch?"
He responded, still with that cocky smile of his, but his gaze crossed your again, contrary to his, the energy you gave off, you were dead serious.
That's when it hit him, you were being for real, real, you actually cared, being that sassy exterior, you fucking cared. That's what made it harder for him to say it...but guess what ? He did it anyway.
"because i'm not good enough, if i don't get better then my career will just go down...i need to surpass N-"
"that's the problem, setting goals for yourself is fine, it'a good even. But if you can't do it now, take a step back to take two forward. You're allowed to rest micheal, but i can tell, that's not the only thing bothering you, is it"
That wasn't even a question, he couldn't answer that, he knew that you already know, but, now did he expect you to hint towards it ? No he fucking didn't.
The more his eyes loosed themselves in yours, the more he felt like you read him as an open book.
"body dismorphia? It isn't easy, is it ?"
He didn't answer, but what purpose would it do anyway, you already knew the answers to all that.
" why?"
....
"why do you ask me all this when you know the answer ?"
"because i want to know how you feel it"
..
"but micheal, it i'll be fine, so hang on a little longer, mkay ?"
What followed after this was the last thing he expected, his forehead was resting on your shoulder, and he broke. The tears, they spilled out, he just couldn't anymore, he felt your arms around him.
'oh, as much as this comforts him, he'd rather be, rather be, somebody else'
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Thank you for reading up until now, now, this story was not necessarily romantic with micheal, but more platonic. Hopefully you weren't disappointed.
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thecluelessdoctor · 6 months
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whike I mentally prepare myself to make a whole damn comic, it's time I talk about the FNAf movie because fuck you I am going to write what I want
cw: spoilers for the FNAF movie!!
At base value, I loved it. I felt the pacing was a little slow, but I love it. From the little refs to the games, to the in general plot, it was just very enjoyable, even if most of the plot is just from the fact Vanessa didn't tell Mike wtf was going on.
NOW! let's talk technical!
For a pg-13, it was pretty good! I feel it matches the games really well! It's not too scary, but it can give you a startle, especially to any newbie! My mom was startled by the balloon boy lmao. Also it had blood so it's a plus.
The acting, dialogue, and overall set is really good. Scrumptious if I do say so myself.
I loved how the animatronics looked. Freddy and chica being my overall favorites. Idk they made my boy Bonnie blue so I had to take a few points. The cupcake running around was weirdly funny to me lol.
Now lemme touch on the plot!
I liked the plot! Like I said before, it was a LITTLE slow, but nothing too bad. I found it really interesting with what they did with Micheal and the whole dream thing.
And the idea that the children communicate in pictures rather than words hit me pretty hard, because that how I myself communicate. Although I can be.. pretty good with my words, drawing, and art as a whole is relatable to me, making Abby a really relatable character to me.
I really don't understand the hate for the movies bc it's not lore accurate. So what??? A lot of movies based on games don't! I mean- look at the Sonic the hedgehog movie!! Or the Mario movie! So your point is invalid. And also- I'm pretty sure this is a lot more entertaining than watching Micheal do five nights at Freddy's smhhh.
Though I'm sitting here in complete wonder bc like- WHO WAS THE 5TH KID?! WE SEE HER IN THE PICTURES!!! BUT- IS IT CASSIE?? OR CHARLIE MAYBE?! IDK
Also what happened to Derek I need to know.
Did he get turned into a animatronic what the fuck happened to him
Anyway
Let's talk about the cons of the movie.
I keep bringing this up, but the movie was slow. Not unbearably slow, but still slow.
Also, the whole aunt subplot- idk I felt it wasn't really needed except for the mat pat scene (he fucking embraced that scene it was great the theater I was in started cheering and I had to explain to my mom why everyone was so happy)
Also I felt the one major jumpscare we get, of foxy, was waisted. It looked like he was rolling into the security guard on roller blades. I would have liked it if maybe foxy like jumped at the guard or something. Idk just a me thing
I also feel the 'i always come back' line was rushed, same with shaggy's- sorry I mean WILLIAM'S death. It didn't really feel satisfying ig?
also, I felt that Vanessa was more of a plot device than a character. Because most of the plot literally is riding on the fact she doesn't tell Mike the truth.
But anyway
What would I rate this movie, and should you watch it?
I give it a 8/10. It's fun, and nostalgic for old FNaF fans, and a fun intro to new ones. Go check it out
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adthedarkcowboy · 8 months
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(For disclaimer, I'm fully aware this deserves a visit to good omens police, but I need angst. Btw I'm also crying about this)
Crowley was sitting in his Bentley-in snake form-curled up in the black seats,sleeping while heavily drunk.
Aziraphale had left him,without warning. But any amount of warning, or even preparation, would've helped. His only best friend is this cold bitter world, was gone.It was like the book shop burned down again, only this time Aziraphale wasn't in it and just left Crowley.
Oddly enough,though he was parked outside of the book shop. Suddenly his car radio clicked on to static, waking him up.
He turned back quickly and shut the radio off completely,rubbing his temples in order to soothe his head ache.But two things woke him up fully;he was not in Barkley Square anymore, and instead of feeling Muriels holy presence from the bookshop, he felt a demonic one. Not what you're probably thinking of-the cruel,hateful,fallen sense of a demon.No, he felt a demonic presence, of a newly fallen angel.
It confused him, but it was a demonic presence in the bookshop non the less,so he started to get out of the car.The Bentley driving him to the bookshop was odd,but it must have been for a good reason,right?
Opening the doors with a 'closed' sign on them, he shouted, "Alright,which one of you unholy bastards is in here?Furfur?Shax? I'll have you know that,this is still run by an angel!"
Nothing, not a single sound,could be heard for a few seconds, until Muriel spoke up.
"M-mr. Crowley? I-is that you?"
She sounded shaky, and perhaps some what in pain. Crowley softened and began to look for them. "Muriel, I think there's a de..."His voices trailed off, seeing them.
Muriel was sitting in the middle of the book shop, with their wings revealed,and both their clothes and wings were black. A pool of black liquid could be seen around them, and tears on their face were also very visible.
"Mr. Crowley, they….I fell. Did...did I do something wrong?" They said, voice shaking.
✨Flashback✨
Muriel was in heaven, standing in front of Micheal and Uriel. They had called them up to have a chat about their position in heaven. Micheal was seated at her desk while Uriel stood in front of it.
"Muriel,was it? We are aware that you have talked to the demon Crowley. And you have also helped and allowed him to see secret files,yes?"Micheal started.
Muriel nervously looked for an answer, but couldn't find one and only nodded.
Micheal turned to Uriel saying with a smug look on her face. " That seems like fraternizing, doesn't it?That deserves an execution by hellfire,surely."
Uriel didn't turn her head, only looked at the 37th degree recording angel, with a blank expression. But she answered. “Oh, but it wouldn’t make a good message to Crowley about who we are to him and our new supreme archangel.”
Micheal rolled her eyes at that last part. Aziraphale was an okay archangel, but she was an archangel first afterall.
She stood up, walking over to Muriel, saying “But it deserves a punishment, non the less, does it not?” She was beside Muriel, but looking over to Uriel.
Muriel was scared and lost in thought. Were they being promoted, surely not, or were they going to……fall. They looked over to Uriel, expecting an answer to Micheals question.
Uriel looked back at them, the expression on their face turning into a smug smile, then looking to Micheal.
“If execution is out of the picture,then the only option left is to let the damned thing fall into hell.”
“But wait-”before Muriel could answer, they were falling into boiling sulphur. Pain, sadness and lost faith was the only thing they could feel. They screamed for anyone and anything to save them.
So here we are again, with Crowley and the not so holy Muriel, the fallen angel.
Ima end it here bc I’m tired. BUT I can guarantee that this is not the end.
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ashintheairlikesnow · 10 months
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Luke Petrus was having a really bad day.
- sara / @justplainwhump , because I love to hate the man
CW: BBU, handler being an asshole, referenced beating/noncon, derogatory language
(Micheal belongs to @card-games-and-pain)
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Luke Petrus was having a really, really bad day. Bad week, if he was honest. And the goddamn culmination was in being called up like some dumbass kid to the principal's office.
Karen Renford didn't stand up when he entered, even though she had been the one to tell her receptionist to send him in. She barely looked at him, too busy sipping from a delicately shaped ceramic mug while dictating some sort of memo to her stupid fucking assistant, Micheal.
He didn't dare cross his arms, or sigh, or do anything to show Karen frustration. Any emotion she could pick at, in a bad mood herself the past few weeks since everything went wrong, would just be weakness. He'd worked for her way too long to give himself up like that. Now she was the CEO and held all of their lives in her hand.
No, all he did was stand, and look out the high windows that lined her new office, and wait. Like a good boy. Like a fucking pet.
The whole thing was bullshit to begin with.
All he did was put one of the dumber, more obstinate trainees he'd been working with in the clinic with a couple broken bones and not even that serious of a concussion.
A few years ago, WRU wouldn't have batted an eye beyond maybe a wag of the finger or a slap on the wrist. But ever since that bullshit press conference where one of Luke's own past trainees had run his whore mouth on global television and another - one of Everly's old jobs, apparently - had talked about abduction and the way the Acquisition team's secret work operated... Now it all had to be careful. Above-board or kept deep below ground.
Luke had been pissed about all of it.
Then he slept through his alarm and was late to work.
Then the trainee had mouthed off to him just a little too much. Now, here he stood.
One damn trainee in the clinic, one fucking maintenance pet beat to shit for trying to interfere and stop him, and here he stood.
Waiting for discipline.
Like he's one of them.
If he ever saw that little trainee again, the one that went to the governor, he'd break every goddamn bone in the little whore's body.
Karen finished her memo, and finally... finally... Turned to look at him. Her face was carefully expressionless.
But just behind her, Luke Petrus saw her assistant, in his perfectly tailored suit and soft leather collar, smile at him. Arrogant little shit.
Maybe he'll get the chance to bash Micheal's head in too one day.
Bad days didn't used to be this bad.
Now they only seem to get worse.
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random michael myers hc nobody asked for |
plus-sized/chubby s/o
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I was bored so I came up with a few headcanon's plus i apologize to my followers I haven't been active lately because I've been gaming to much😅 anyways I hope you all enjoy!
@ddeadlystbbxx i was listening to streets by doja cat while I wrote this
micheal found out how he felt for you through romance movies. you had to go to work so you just put on a random movie on for him to give him something to do. he wanted to kiss you so bad but he didn't know how so he would pay closer attention to the kiss scenes in movies. and surprisingly he is a good kisser.
if you are plus-sized or chubby you will make his cold heart melt. he loves giving you hugs and cuddling he especially loves laying his head on those thicc thighs 😉 and if you're feeling down about your body he will worship your body for hours, he thinks your an absolute goddess and he will make damn sure you will feel like one too.
though he doesn't have mommy issues he loves it when you get protective of him or when you're motherly, one time he burned up with fever while coming down with a cold and you took care of him taking his temperature every 4 hours and making him soup, he loved getting all of your attention so much he faked being sick for a few more days.
even though he is stubborn he lowkey  loves when you pamper him, one night he came home full of dirt and blood so you ran him a bath and scrubbed and massaged him, you actually had to wake him up a few times.
he likes to watch you put your make-up on he doesn't know why you need it but it fascinates him watching you put it on kinda creeped out by your false eyelashes though, like one time you left them on the bathroom counter top and he slammed his hand down on them like 10 times thinking it was a spider, you had to stop him from taking his knife out and stabbing them.
michael wouldn't want to think of you as his girlfriend he thinks of you as his wife, to him it means that you're his forever. he will eventually get you a ring (more like steal but that's okay he's doing his best) he will hunt for married couples more often, if he finally finds a ring that reminds him of you he will take it, when he gets home he gives it to you not bothering to wash the blood off.
if you have mental or physical illnesses and your not feeling good on some days he will stay with you like I'm talking glued to your side, he is also 1000000% protective mode if you're ill, if you're sleeping and the neighbors are cutting their lawn or making any kind of ruckus he will silence them if you know what I mean. 🔪🔪🔪
he loves your cooking even if you burned the food he will eat it.
he only talks to you but not full sentences just words he is more of showing actions rather than words, he will compliment you all the time he'll say words like "pretty or "beautiful" in a deep voice.
if you're going in the shower or bath he will follow. to him it's just an excuse to see you naked.
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crmsnmth-journal · 2 months
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3/7/2024 9:06 PM
For a Thursday, it was a pretty good day. Woke up, had my coffee and morning cigarette on the porch, slowly cleaned random spots in the house. Went to see both my psychiatrist and my psychologist so that killed two hours and it's taken a long time, but I know how good therapy is for me. It's another outlet to get everything out of my head. It's like if I don't vent it, either writing, or therapy or whatever, the thoughts get all tangled and it gets overwhelming. It sometimes feels like my heads going to just explode into a shower of half-finished thoughts and brightly colored confetti. So I take therapy pretty seriously.
It was after therapy that the day could've turned horrible, but I'll be damned if it didn't stay on a pretty good track. I guess some background is needed here though. So my father passed away in January of this year, complications of a stroke and a seperate car accident. He chose to go out in hospice, rather than spend the rest of his life stuck in a bed. I don't blame him. But his death was the catalyst for something that had been building for over a decade. A serious anger at the very idea of pointless suffering. What was the point of the stroke if he was just going to die from a car accident? Stuff like that. My grandmother is another one who lets me vent, but she is extremely Christian. I'm agnostic at best. I believe in a higher power, but I'm not sure I really believe in a God figure. And her and I get into these weird theological debates. The last one we had was a few weeks ago, once again about the concept of pointless suffering. I may not be Christian, but I have read the bible, and I like theology in general. Religion is really fascinating once you get past the horrible things it's caused. I can hold my own against her. Because of this last discussion, she made an appointment for me with the pastor of her church. And at three o'clock today, I found myself sitting across from a preacher. I was there for two hours talking to this man about the concept of suffering. I asked why an infant could be born, only to die two days later of some complication. What was the purpose of that child's short miserable life? I gained a lot of respect for this man of the cloth today. He flat out told me that he didn't know. It doesn't make sense. He didn't try to feed me the "God's plan" bullshit. He didn't try hard, and he answered a few questions I had about Job's tale of pure suffering. The guy was honest with me. Sure, I didn't get any of my questions answered, but if even a man who's given his life to his God doesn't get it either, I don't feel so…alone about it, I guess. I'm still just as angry, and I think I will be for a while.
Also, I hate Jason Bateman so so much. For some reason, I put Juno on. I tell myself it's for it's amazing soundtrack, but what can I say, it's nostalgia too. Either way, I always forget Jason Bateman's in this and I just want to punch him in his face. With a baseball bat. And too think, I absolutely love Arrested Development, but even then I want to just push him down a flight of stairs. He just…irks me. I've tried getting into Ozark so many times by the recommendation of others, and I don't think I've ever made it halfway through the first season. Jason Bateman just looks like the guy who'd be an arrogant over-sarcastic dick-head. And I'm truly convinced that Micheal Cera was never supposed to be an actor. He just wandered on set and is way to awkward and polite to correct and it just became his life.
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errorthedumbone · 9 months
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Michael Mitch is a bat family oc (find some stuff if you want to know on @erroritserror )
Rover is @ezzyraccoon 's. Idk why I made this-
Rover: "so how many bat-family is there?"
Micheal: "a lot. But I can name everyone for you"
Rover: "....ok..."
Micheal: "there is Alfred. He is the butler, the first to know who batman was and is the best cook you will ever meet."
Rover: "Terrance would be friends with him..."
Michael: "then there is Bruce Wayne. He is a rich billionaire that adopted me and my siblings. He is in public a rich play boy but at night he is a crime fighting vigilante. He didn't plan to have any kids but here we are. Anyways Bruce is a good guy....most of the time-"
Rover: "what do you me-"
Micheal: "THEN there is Dick Grayson! Raised in a circus, first robin, saw his parents die infront of him. Sad stuff. But kind and funny goof, probably the most traumatizing past not including me! He is now Nightwing and a big loving older brother!"
Rover "...well damn-..."
Micheal: "first batgirl aka Barbara Gordon was the daughter of a cop and she is in a wheelchair because joker broke into her house and shot her. So yeah- acts like a big sister to us. Bruce basically adopted her."
Micheal: "then Jason Todd. 2nd robin now a anti hero that is a huge foodie, me and tim are cool with him. His mom was a doctor that sold drugs and his dad was a small criminal that left to get the milk. Jason was also beaten by a crowbar to death by joker"
Rover: "do you all have trauma from clowns and circuses?"
Micheal: "yeah pretty much-"
Micheal: "Tim Drake was the 3nd robin, now red Robin...Yumm, he is smartest of us, lived a good ish childhood, his parents died- he is also is coffee addict and very sleep deprived. Don't ask the last time he slept!"
Rover: "should Bruce be-"
Micheal: "we all are sleep deprived Rov. Anyways there is Steph brown. Tim's ex, was the first female robin. Was second batgirl, smart gal, her dad tried to kill her many many many times, faked her death before, all that."
Rover: "im- do all of yo not have parents or have crappy parents?"
Micheal: "yep!"
Michael: "Cassandra Cain, 3nd batgirl, now is orphan (I think-) was trained without language so she doesn't talk much, she can read movements to tell what you are gonna do next. Doesnt understand everything but is badass!
Rover: "...wow-...im kind- wait is that all of the family?"
Micheal: "not even close. Anyway now their is Damian Wayne. The 4th robin, obsessed with animals, the only vegan, filled with rage pretty much, trained by the league of assassins. Mother is one of the leaders, Bruce's only biological child. And kinda a snappy kid but fun to hang with at times"
Rover: "sounds like tea and Elizabeth"
Micheal: "im not gonna ask who they are! Anyways Duke! Called The Signal, the first mutant in the family I think, the only bat person that has a good sleep schedule mostly because he works on the day. But very sweet and cheerful dude, also his mom is insane because of joker and he is trying to get her to at least remember who he is"
Rover: "their goes the joker trauma-... Holy shit your family is hu- wait what about bat woman?"
Micheal: "oh yeah she isn't important-"
Rover: "batwing?"
Micheal: "oh! He is another batman. Alfrican soldier that is another version of batman but he has a different kids suit, he is retired now but he i think had the most teched used suit then all of us"
Rover: "your family is huge, is there more?"
Micheal "yeah. Oh there is a lot!"
Rover: "cute..."
Correct me on any mistakes I made. I want to make sure I did all that right
Also the reason why I didn't do batwoman is because I dont know much about her-
This took me so fucking long-
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lostonehero · 8 months
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More scooped Micheal
It's date time.
Jeremy crossed his arms, the sun dipped below the horizon, and he was winding down for the night. However, curiosity was eating at him, and Micheal did have a YouTube channel. Maybe he could look into that. Just one video, then he should. He paused. Micheal was live streaming. He could jump in and watch.
Jeremy flicked it on and turned on his headphones.
"- a date, but not really a date. It's just coffee, which I can't drink." Micheal sighs as he applies a base coat of makeup to his face. "I never did think I would ever see him again, not that I'm complaining. I'm more surprised the kids he worked with wanted to meet me in general." He pauses and pulls out a different brush.
Jeremy felt his face get hot. Micheal was talking about him. He grabbed his phone, he could call him and interrupt his stream, but he wasn't that kid anymore he didn't have the confidence he used to. It's been years since, and did he truly want him to be that annoying again.
"He was the one to convince me to go back to that tiny little Cafe by the lake. Again, I can't drink the coffee, but I remember that was our spot after a shitty day at work or a bad day at school." Micheal shook his head. "Eh, I don't even know why he wanted a date with me. I'm a literal corpse, and he's not. He became a nurse, and well, I haven't really accomplished much."
Jeremy held his phone in his hands, his thumb hovering over the call button.
"He kept his accent too. I've always liked it. His hair is still the perfect blonde, and as much as I hate how short he has it, it's still nice. I'm a little jealous of him, though. He's got chub and looks alive, and I'm nothing but skin and bones, and whatever parts I used to fix my broken body." Micheal pauses reading the chat. "No, I can't do any of that. I don't have blood or a dick anymore. You guys are probably right it's probably just a pity thing. He probably got married and has his own family."
The phone was already held up to his ear as he watched Micheal pick up his own phone. "Micheal, I'm not married."
Micheal squeaks and stares at his camera. "You're watching?"
"The kids showed me your channel." Jeremy hums. "I also don't care that you can't do any of that. I'm sure your fingers still work better than any toy I could get."
"Jeremy!" Micheal huffs. "I'm putting you on speaker because my chat is going crazy. Please behave apparently children watch me."
Jeremy chuckles muting the live stream. "You're pretty popular in the terminal wing of the hospital with kids and adults. I guess zombies are in with the kids. So I do have a question. Are you staying with Mr. Emily? I didn't think he was still around."
"Yes, I'm staying with my uncle. He is very much still alive like your mother he refuses to retire." Micheal hums. "What color eyes should I do for tomorrow?"
"Blue? Your eyes are... well, we're blue. Actually, you know what? I think I still have our old photos yaknow when you had a pluse." Jeremy snickers when Micheal scoffs.
"I swear you're a little packrat." Micheal hums.
"Says the man who still has his old security uniform I can see in the corner of your room. What do you still have that old beat-up plush your father made?" Jeremy smiles it felt like they were kids again.
"Damn right, I still have foxy. I keep him in my ribcage." Micheal unbuttons his shirt and pulls down his zipper to show off the beat-up plush that was freshly restitched. "The only gift I got when my father still loved me."
"Well, at least he liked you for a bit." Jeremy giggled when Micheal scoffed louder.
"Your father may be an abusive drunk, but he never murdered children." Micheal chuckles. "God, you're terrible."
"Eh, at least I don't smell like old leather." Jeremy hums and smiles.
"That's a fucking low blow dick head." Micheal smiles pulling at his stitching.
"I could make a comment that you lost your dick. You were hung like a horse."
"Jeremy! I warned you there's children." Micheal can barely keep his laughter contained.
Jeremy laughs harder than he had in years. "Better gussy yourself up. I want to be sweeped off my feet. I'll see ya tomorrow, corpse, man. Careful I might test your German."
Micheal hugs his chest, laughing. "Fuck you blondie I'm fluent now." He wishes Jeremy a goodnight and tells him to go to fuck to sleep in German.
Jeremy smiles wide enough that it hurts his cheeks as he hangs up the phone. All the old feelings were coming to light and he was utterly fucked. His mom was right he should have looked harder for him. Well, she'll be happy to hear he'll be on a date.
......
Henry was the one to drop Micheal off since he doesn't normally go out during the day, and he hasn't actually been able to renew his license. He was nearby sitting on a bench, giving Micheal a thumbs up.
Micheal sighs, he looked mostly normal. The make up make him look alive, and so did the contact and glass eye. Granted, the glass eye made him partially blind, but it didn't really matter. He was wearing a button-up and dress pants along with a long trench coat and black gloves. He looked back to his uncle as he sighed. This was a terrible idea. Why did he rope his uncle into this? Last night had to be a fluke.
"Micheal?" That accent pulled him out of his thoughts. "You really are a master of makeup, aren't you." Jeremy smiles, shoving his hands in his pockets. "I feel pretty underdressed now."
Micheal smiled softly. "You look fine." He pushes a coffee over to him. "You still like hazelnut?"
Jeremy nods, taking it. "I do, but I've become You with black coffee for doubles." He takes a sip, and his eyes light up. "You remembered the cream, too. Can I be honest?"
Micheal nods, wringing his hands. The coffee was too much, wasn't it.
"I did try with other people, but I never really got over you." Jeremy sighs, tapping his fingers against the wooden table. "You were perfect, and I'm sorry about the screaming match. You probably thought I hated you. Truth I never stopped loving you. I regretted it immediately after you stormed out. I wish I had followed you out, but we can't change the past." He holds his hand out. "I know we can't just pick up where we left off, but I would like to start again if that's ok."
Micheal stares at Jeremy. "I think I would like that very much." He smiles. "But ground rules."
"Ok sure." Jeremy hums.
"If we do anything sexual, I can't feel it. I'll just be pleasing you. I won't be doing this makeup all the time either its time consuming and the fake eye makes me partially blind. My skin is gross and leathery, and it is not exactly easy to take care of. I'm not full of bugs anymore. I'm way past that part. I can't eat or drink anymore without the risk of mold and rot, so no going out to eat or anything like that, but things like this are fine." Micheal sighs.
Jeremy smiles. "So is sex off the table?"
"I mean no, but again, it probably won't be sanitary." Micheal shrugs.
"Don't worry, I have ample access to condoms and rubber gloves. I want to give your fingers a whirl if that's alright?" Jeremy chuckles at the shocked expression. "Micheal, I'm a nurse. I've worked in like every department and seen it all. I know how to be safe."
Micheal nods. "Yeah, sorry, I forgot. Could I ask you to be in some videos? I know it's probably not your thing, but last night was fun."
"I thought you would never ask." Jeremy smiles brighter. "Oh, the kids are going to be so jealous. I demand that you do my makeup as my introduction and paint my nails. The other nurses are going to be so envious."
Micheal smiles wider and accidently pops a stitch in the corner of his mouth. "Fuck ahit I'm sorry."
Jeremy takes out his own sewing kit. "Not to worry, I came prepared. Besides, I do stitches better than the doctors. Never was able to be a doctor due to the head injury, but I'm just as good as them. Now hold still and let me fix it."
If Micheal had the ability to blush, his face would be red as Jeremy fixed the stitch on his mouth.
"Why are they so tight? No wonder they popped." Jeremy smiles, putting his needle down. "All done."
Micheal sighs. "I can't exactly feel them, so I tend to make them tight by accident."
"So would it be rude to ask to fix all these stitches?" Jeremy smiles.
"Are you asking me on a second date?" Micheal leans closer to Jeremy.
"I guess I am." Jeremy breaks out in a smile.
"Then I accept you weird fucking asshole. Should I call you a necrophicalic?" Mkcheal quirks his brow.
"Only for you, purple man." Jeremy snickers.
"I suppose I can -" Micheal is cut off as Jeremy fills the gap between them with a kiss.
"Now go home and take that makeup off." Jeremy smiles. "And reintroduce me to your uncle. I know he's over at that table watching."
"And I know your mom is over there watching us." Michealblinks as Jeremy gasps.
Jeremy starts to shout in German.
Micheal chuckles, knowing how embarrassed he is.
Henry approached Micheal and sat next to him. "So I'm guessing you two are picking up where you left off."
"In a way, yes." Micheal hums. "It won't be perfect, and I'm sure I'll probably gross him out, but he wants to try again, and I can't say no to him."
Henry smiles. "You sound like me when it came to your father. Which isn't bad. Your father wasn't perfect, obviously, but he was my friend before everything."
"Is this about the one night stand?" Micheal raised his brow.
"No, it's not, but maybe I don't know." Henry sighs. "Maybe if we did go that route, none of this would have happened, but then again, I wouldn't have had my daughter or you to look after. I've had a lot of time to think about the past and present, so I've accepted things for what they are." He chuckles. "You won't let that go, will you?"
"Absoutely not." Micheal smiles. "Want to help with another video soon?"
"Always the grandkids love it when I am in your videos, and they will have that after I'm gone." Henry smiles.
"Oh please, you're a part of this fazebear curse. I highly doubt you'll have a normal end." Micheal hums and watches his uncle chuckle.
"Well, however, it happens. I'm glad I was able to take you in. I'm also happy you're finding your own happiness." Henry watches Jeremy return with his mother behind him.
"Hello, Mr. Emily." Jeremy smiles. "Did you drive Micheal here?"
"I did. He hasn't been able to renew his license and doesn't like driving during the day." Henry smiles. "It's great to see you healthy, Jeremy."
Jeremy's mother smiles. "It's quite nice to see you again, Micheal, and I expect you back at the hospital. The kids get hope of seeing their hero. It also helps their prognosis and makes them happy even at the end."
Micheal nods. "You and your son have told me the same. Thank you for reaching out."
"Of course." She smiles. "I have to head back to the hospital. Have fun, you two."
Micheal smiles. "You know she planned this."
"Shut up." Jeremy huffs finishing his coffee as Henry chuckles.
"Parents always interfere for better or worse." Henry smiles. "Alright, Micheal, time to head back. We have work to do."
Micheal nods. "I'll see ya later, Jeremy."
"Of course." Jeremy smiles.
......
Micheal started up his camera and sighed. "This wasn't supposed to be a livestream, but Jeremy insisted he introduce himself this way."
Jeremy waves and smiles. "Hi everyone, new to his channel but not new in knowing him. Honestly, I have to catch up on his videos." He chuckles, and Micheal smacks the back of his head. "You won't stop me, purple man."
"Ugh, now I've got to purge my channel, you nosey brat." Micheal smiles obviously being sarcastic. "Now go properly introduce yourself."
"Alright, alright." Jeremy waves. "I'm Jeremy . I moved to America in 1983 from Germany with my mom. We escaped my abusive father. Uh, my non was a surgeon she's now the head of the hospital and should retire and rest, but she won't. I'm a fully trained surgeon, but I work as a nurse because of my head injury. I'm that bite victim that survived from Freddy fazebear. I was a security guard, and I got the job looking for Micheal. I was 20? At the time. I've pretty much healed from that and got an awesome scar, too. Uh, we dated before, and I hope that we can start again he's my person even if he's a corpse, but to be honest, he smells better than the morgue." He snickers.
Micheal attempts to convey that he rolled his eyes. "Ha ha, very funny." He hums. "I'm going to do his makeup for the stream since he requested it. Granted he's not going to be happy I'm going to show you guys how to cover a scar."
Jeremy chuckles. "You can cover it, but it's still there. I don't mind that make me look younger."
"Yeah, yeah. You know what? I think I can manage that just sit still." Micheal hums
An hour passes, and Micheal moves back and grabs a mirror. "So?"
Jeremy gasps. "Fuck it really is gone." He pulls the mirror closer and huffs. "You know what I fucking hate it."
Micheal chuckles. "I told you. I knew you would hate it."
"Don't act so smug." Jeremy huffs. "Give me the makeup wipes." He grabs them and starts to remove the layers of makeup. "Just because you were right doesn't mean shit."
"I think it means I still know you quite well." Micheal hums and smiles.
Jeremy stutters and blushes. "You suck you smooth fuck." He smiles. "God, I was such an idiot why did I let you go in the first place?"
"Because you have no impulse control." Micheal snickers.
"Says the man who shoved his brothers head in an animotronic."
Micheal gasps and holds his chest in mock offense. "Oh Jeremy, you're the one who's with this child killer."
"Eh, I can live with that." Jeremy smirks. "Besides your brother, technically, was the one who led foxy to me to get bitten, so I say we're even."
"Wait, really?" Micheal pauses.
"Yeah, that golden fredbear disabled the doors, and foxy ran in." Jeremy shrugs. "I mean, it's in the past, but now I can say your family is a bunch of murderers and attempted murderers."
"Elizabeth did this to me, so yeah, you're right." Micheal chuckles. "So why are you here?"
"Because I'm too stubborn to leave you be?" Jeremy smiles, taking off the rest of the makeup. "Also I'm here to keep the monster fuckers away."
"Don't fuel my comments, you dick." Micheal can't help but smile.
"Oh, I'm going to be a menace. I get to have fun with his hands, granted I will miss your dick."
Micheal covers his face. "Jeremy stop."
Jeremy smirks. "Oh, I will not. I hope you guys like me because I won't let this guy get rid of me."
The chat went wild.
Micheal shuts the stream down. "You're a menace, but thank you."
"Of course, so how about next time I fix those stitches on your back?"
"Are they really that bad?"
"Yes they are."
"Fuck."
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kinokomynx · 2 years
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Headcanons of Poly Lost Boys with a cannibal gender-neutral partner
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Warnings: Blood mention, mention of eating people, cooking(?), Steve kemp mention (a character from Fresh), sex mention, and that's all. Please tell me if I missed anything!
Author's Note: I do not own these characters. Thank you for requesting.
R3blogging and followings are very much appreciated and welcomed. Hope you are well!
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Request(ed?): Yes! - Ignore this if this is weird or uncomfortable, but how would poly lost boys (without Micheal or Star) would react to you being a cannibal? Idk man but I feel like that would make them 10x hornier, or disappoint David lol. Love ya work! - sent by anonymous
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It's damn near impossible to hide the scent of blood near these (4) four wild beasts, they practically live off it. As soon as you step foot into the home, cave, or Boardwalk and smell like blood? They’re obviously on you, trying to find out what is wrong and trying to pick the pieces on why you smell like blood, yet you don’t have anything on you nor seem hurt; it confuses the hell out of them, especially Dwayne and David as they’re the ‘smart ones’ of the group.
Depending on the time you eat, whether it's night or day; they’re gonna soon find out as your breath smells like blood, probably Paul or Marko will point it out in a teasing way; “Oh babes! Your breath smells like blood, trying to excite us?” which will make the others perk their heads high, seeing as not only David and Dwayne can smell it, but so can the others.
There are two ways of them finding out, A) You tell them, or B) They find out by themselves. If you tell them, David will look at you, eyebrow raised, and say ‘what’s even the point? That’s like the same thing as a vampire but a weak version.’ Whilst Dwayne is looking at you, confusion is written all over his face. He, of course, is a bit confused, but more worried about your health; asking you if you at least cook it, if not: he’ll bonk you on the head.
The two chaotic brothers are somewhat… Excited. Paul and Marko both look at each other, smirking as they both ask if you could go hunting with them or at least be willing to go eat with them. Paul asks stupid questions, ‘can you eat it raw?’ and ‘if you eat certain parts…?’ which he gets a hit on the back of the head by Dwayne.
If you decide to keep it a secret and make them find out; their reaction is more so relaxed, however the same thing. If you continuously sneak out, either during the evening or night to ‘eat’, they’re gonna follow you and try to find out why you smell like blood, practically changing the subject whenever it's brought up.
Once they see you eating, their reactions are a full mix. David is looking at you, a small smirk but his eyebrows raised; showing he didn't expect that out of everything. Dwayne has his duck face on whilst nodding, signaling that you are just as interesting as them and you continuously blow his mind.
Marko and Paul have the same reaction but are more excited (horny) as they see their partner has blood on them. Paul starts rambling on how cool (hot) you are and what they can all do for once. Marko is talking about how adorable this is and quite mad you didn't tell him earlier; saying all of you could go hunting.
If you cook at home, they're practically gonna come over, watch you do what you do as they're interested in what you do; watching you whilst music is playing in the backround.
If your job is (some-what) doing what Steve Kemp does: selling human meat to wealthy clients, they'd find the situation cooler; especially Paul. He'd find you more attractive, but way more intimidating; always teasing the outsiders about how they shouldn't mess with you.
Dwayne would save some food for you, in a way to show that he cares for you. David would also save some, but more so wouldn't ask; just give it to you when you're not looking.
Both the chaotic boys; Marko and Paul, aka; horn dogs, love to suggest having sex after hunting, hinting that the blood makes it more attractive to you. However, Dwayne, once again; hits them both in the back of the head for being idiots.
If you do decide to go hunting with them, practically tagging along; they all get excited for whatever reason, seeing as they can see you kill someone. This, will, however, practically lead to having sex with them.
To be honest, they don’t mind. Their teasing and the inviting are more push forward. But, David will pester you about being a vampire; saying it’s more fun and what’s the point of doing it if you're gonna get sick whilst still being human. He will drop it if you tell him off, but he doesn’t see the point of it. Dwayne is the worrier, he tends to make sure you at least drink some water and eat vegetables while eating. Marko and Paul are little shits, practically teasing you and stealing the food off your plate to push your buttons.
They, however, really would like you to come with them; not enjoying the fact that you go alone and you might get hurt by the victims, but if you insist on still going alone: at least one of them is following you, making sure you're okay and if they need to step in.
They all love you the same, nothing (really) changes; just makes the relationship a bit more exciting.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ©kinokomynx
Do not plagiarize, repost, modify, translate or copy my work.
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slimbunnx · 8 months
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Twisted Love by Anna Huang semi review
This book was recommend by an old classmate of mine, i was friends with her so of course I decided to buy and read it. And errrr not my favorite. I'd give it a solid 3/10. Spoilers ahead ig
I like to think my opinion matters... but I'm just a highschooler. My qualification r that I've been through many fandoms, which means I've read many fanfics via Wattpad, AO3, Tumblr, and.... Quotev. And I'm an avid reader since the 4th grade.
To start off, the book felt very... Wattpady, I hated the conflict, how the character act, writing style and uhhh those scenes.
First the conflict, I don't know what to say. The plot twist of it being Micheal was okay I guess. With like better character development, I feel like the plot twist could rlly be a plot twist, but it kinda fell flat. For Alex's uncle. errr ummm I didn't like it. I rlly had to put my book down for a min to think about it. Like I could see the vision.
The character had me twisting and turning. I'm sorry But Alex is so insufferable. Like he's a stalker, which is supposed to seem romantic but it's not. Like the way he kept calling her his, even though they weren't together at the time, and even then WHAT. Also him being so overprotective bordered on toxic. Like sorry for the poor dude who only wanted a photo shoot at the beginning of the book. Alex has issues, and ur significant other cannot help u heal those issues. Which I think is a big problem with his character. He will always be hurt and if anything a weirdo for some how depending on Ava for emotional stability. Like homeboy u r not okay, GO TO THERAPY INSTEAD OF DOING THE TOOGY WOOGY. Also he seems to be the typical "man", like I remember somewhere that to write a good male character, you need to give them a trait that isn't masculine, bc no man is completely masculine. And he reminds me so much of those Wattpad billionaire protagonist, its not even funny. Also THE SINGING.
Ava character was better. She got her shit together by the end of the book. Also the sequence of her trying to get over her fear of water, felt boring but necessary for the story. She's bearable. But like during the conflict part, she is god damn too emotional in my opinion. She was unbearable to read during that saga. In my opinion I think the author glossed over like Micheal, her and Joshes uhhh confrontation thingy. Like we could have good sibling relationship. Honestly I applaud Ava for staying that positive. Also how her relationship with Alex hurting MORE than her "dad" WILD. Like girl u've known this man since ur birth, even though he was distance, he still acted like a father figure. But y'know to each their own. Umm I don't feel like talking about the other characters.
The writing style was meh. But I guess that's too expect when u buy a book from Walmart. It wasn't as smooth nor was it as pleasant to read, at the beginning it was fine then towards the end uhhh not as much.
For those scene... it may just be me reading this like literally at school. But I did not enjoy it. But I guess that might just be me not enjoying sex in my books. But on dirt and in another persons dinning room is a bit too far. Like do you not have shame. Also during the scene where she's wet and trying to get like birthday cake. Alex's uhhh thoughts were def something. This may seem offensive but, it some points it felt like Alex was talking like a male author writing a female character.
Anyways I expect to have a better read with twisted games, since he (Rhys) doesn't seem to be crazy like the other males in this series. And it just occurred to me I might not be the target audience... but I truly do love romance book.
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Incorrect quotes with the boys (p11/?)
Micheal : So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Will: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Mikhail , deer!"
Micheal : ...And what did Mikhail do?
Will: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
8/10 they would
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Mikhail : Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Micheal : Why? It was important.
Mikhail : All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Will, shrugging: The people need to know.
5/10 the possessed shit or the gay shit?
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Micheal : I know you love them.
Will: I am not in love with Mikhail !
Micheal , staring at Will: I never said who...
Will: *realizes*
Will: Shit. Well, anyways-
7/10 if these two were in love with different people, this is exactly how they would act.
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Will: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Mikhail : Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Micheal : Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
4/10 hosting from the sun in all this shade
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Micheal : Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Mikhail : Did Will say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Micheal : THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
7/10 clone hive mind
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Will: So, Micheal is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Mikhail : Why?
Will: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Micheal , arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
10/10 racoons>demogorgons
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Mikhail : Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Will: Bees?
Mikhail : THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Will: Wait-
*Micheal approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
6/10 wut
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Micheal : Why would you give a knife to Mikhail ?!
Will, shrugging: Mikhail felt unsafe.
Micheal : Now I feel unsafe!
Will: I’m sorry…
Will: Would you like a knife?
8/10 never gets old
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Will: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Micheal : Cool.
Will: Do you know who Joe is?
Micheal : JOE MAMA!
Mikhail , not even looking up from their phone: Damn, that backfired.
10/10 *tries to imagine the word backfired in a Russian accent*
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Will: *yawns*
Mikhail : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Will: Then you must be exhuasted.
Micheal : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
10/10 pushing my "they all live in Micheal's basement" agenda
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Mikhail : Would you slap Micheal -
Will: Yes.
Mikhail : I didn't even finish!
Will: Sorry, continue.
Mikhail : Would you slap Micheal for 10 dollars?
Will: I would do it for free.
Micheal : Rude...
8/10 Will deserves to commit whatever violence he sees fit
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Mikhail : The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Will: What’s updog?
Mikhail : Micheal ! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
10/10 (Micheal hands him a $50)
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Micheal : So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Mikhail recently.
Will: No, Micheal , it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Micheal : Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Will: No! You’re the only one for me.
Micheal : Is that so?
Will: I promise! Mikhail and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.
Micheal : So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Will: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!
Micheal : But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Will: Of course bro!
Micheal : Bro...
Mikhail : What the-
10/10
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Will, knocking on the door: Micheal , open up!
Micheal : It all started when I was a kid.
Will: That’s not what I-
Mikhail : Let them finish!
10/10 *starts recording*
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Mikhail : When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Micheal : If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
Mikhail : Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Will: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?
8/10 I didn't even think of that💀
Peace, fuckers! ✌️
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anonymously-gay45 · 5 months
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I just finished listening to the solitaire audiobook for the first time. I'm in shock, I don't cry, but if I did, I would be crying right now. The resources and helpline numbers are playing in my ears.
I'm feeling a bit like Tori Spring lately. Feeling as though everything bad is my fault. And I don't care about anything. The only main difference is that I don't have a Micheal Holden to pull me from the edge. It's just me. I don't even have a Charlie Spring, who needs me too much for me to let go. All I have is my Oliver Spring, too young to know what's going on, but old enough to know I'm different. She's my little sister, and she needs her big brother to be here, to get out of bed, to take her to school, to the park, to play Barbies with her. (even though Barbies are a bit stupid in my opinion, and she never lets me make them gay) I believe everyone has a reason to live, but sometimes it is hard to find, my sister needs me, and my cat would miss me.
Anyway... I'm done with my ramble about my problems... Damn, this is really turning into Tori's blog about all the stupid shit in my life. Whoops.
Anyway... Solitaire is up there in my list of favorite books now. I can relate so deeply to Tori and Charlie. It's a bit sad that I relate the most to the saddest characters... I also think I relate to Michael Holden. He acts like he is happy all the time, and still doesn't have friends, he never talks about his feelings or problems, but he listens to Toris. I am most likely the three most depressing characters, shit.
I can say a lot about Solitaire, but this is more a post about me again, even though these posts get almost no attention, I don't care, this is my blog, and I will post what I want.
I found that part one chapter 12 and 13 made me very sad, I stated before that I don't cry, I can't remember the last time I cried, like actually cried. It must have been months ago, maybe when I lost all my friends... Or before that when my best friend almost died. I don't remember. Both of those things were over a year ago now, and I don't think I've really cried since, I just haven't cared enough. I fell off of my skateboard and injured my knee, I didn't even get close to crying... I just remembered the last time I cried. My mother had just found out about my SH, and I couldn't look at her, I cried that day, that was six months ago now.
Time seems to be passing too quickly, it's finals week at school, half term. It's almost Christmas again, only 9 days until Christmas Eve, so eight days until my dad's Christmas Eve. I feel sick knowing that. I don't want Christmas to happen. The big Christmas dinner, the big Christmas breakfast, the hot cocoa, the caroling, the Christmas lights that blind me, the presents, trying to figure out what to ask for on Christmas. (probably just books, and maybe a camera) I happen to hate Christmas, if you couldn't already tell, and it's in only a week, I feel sick.
p.s. I will post a solitaire update later today, I have nothing better to do today.
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mono-socke · 7 months
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What are your thoughts on Squipemy?
One of so many Squipemy discussions
Hoo boy, I've been waiting for my chance to talk about this! I love discussing things like this.
Well, first of all. Canon Squipemy is a huge NO. Their dynamic is toxic as fuck. The SQUIP mentally and physically abused Jeremy. They shocked him, destroyed his entire self-esteem, absused their power over him, tried to get him to get laid against his will, forced him to ignore his only real friend and more. (I've already raged about the halloween scene before)
All they did during the musical was manipulating Jeremy into following any of their commands by promising him an utopic future in which he and everyone around him will be happy. Which, of course, was bullshit.Also, the SQUIP used the same arguments to convince Jeremy to follow their lead twice. First during 'Be More Chill p.2' and again in 'The Pitiful Children' (Everything about you/us is going to be wonderful. Everything about you/us is going to be so alive. You won't feel left out or unsure. Etc)
Except, during TPC it was changed from 'We love everything about *you*' to 'We love everything about *SQUIPs*', which shows that first of all, the SQUIP saw their own goal over Jeremy's, and second, Jeremy can be easily manipulated. Which, by the way, the SQUIP is very aware of and takes advantage of.
Jeremy's dad wasn't really there for him for quite a long time, and so having someone to guide him through life, give him tips and techniques on how to be cooler and stuff, was probably a big part of why Jeremy trusted the SQUIP so easily and quickly.
Jeremy already had a low self-esteem, due to being a social outcast, always being called a nerd and geek, all that stuff. And, in contradiction to Micheal, he *wanted* to *change* that. So he, unfortunately, didn't stick up for himself during the SQUIPs harsh criticizing. Which only lead to the SQUIP having even more control over Jeremy.
A relationship like that is toxic. One partner having the right to control the other's entire life, their body, their fucking brain, practically holding them on a leash or some shit. No. Stay away from relationships like that, please.
I mean, yes. The SQUIP did, in the long run, help Jeremy achieve his goals. He's more popular now, has more friends, and even ended up with the girl he likes! And the SQUIP's entire reason to exist was to help Jeremy. ('I'm going to improve your life Jeremy. If I have to take over the entire human race to do it!' (Broadway))
And they did look out for his safety, at least sometimes. (after they returned at halloween, they immediately told Jeremy to get home because of the fire incident) But like, does that really cross out the rest of their behavior? No. It doesn't. Sure, they were next to him, looked out for him, all that shit. But they were still *abusing* him.
Now, personally I have to say, I'm a SQUIP apologist. But even I can't excuse any of that behavior. What I can say though, is that, how I see it at least, the SQUIP did really only want to help Jeremy. It's just that everything they learned from Jeremy's environment and the world in general, had an impact on the way they saw it. Their morals were twisted in the end. They had the right intentions, but the wrong execution of their tasks.
That still doesn't excuse it though.For me personally, to make Squipemy a wholesome ship, you'd have a whole lot about their dynamic, and the SQUIP in general, to the point where it's literally not them anymore. Like, at all. I know that the fanon SQUIP is most of the time a lot nicer to Jeremy, but I don't thinks that's enough to really make it unproblematic. (ignoring the whole point that the SQUIP is just a fucking *computer* inside Jeremy's brain, and a real relationship wouldn't properly work like that)
I've got to be honest with all of you though. I don't mind Book SQUIP x Jeremy. Like, it's still just a damn computer in his head, but Book SQUIP *was* actually nice to him. Instead of the whole 'Everything about you makes me wanna die' they're first conversation went like 'Jeremy, you're already cool. You just need the confidence to show it. But I'll help you work on that, because that's my fucking purpose, y'know' and they complimented and supported Jeremy throughout the story. And, by the way, some of the scenes in the Book were really so god damn wholesome and sweet, I recommend reading the Book. And the end scene, the SQUIP themselves told Jeremy 'Deactivate me, I'm defect and you're better off without me'
(Off topic, but Book SQUIP resembles anti-depressants and Musical SQUIP resembles Masking, so eh)
To be honest, I've personally got a little soft spot for ships that includes these two and another person/persons (I know that's not really any better and I'm sorry. I'm the bad example. Don't take me as an example for anything), and I will not discriminate people who do ship Squipemy. I know it's not something that you should ship, but like, I think the people who do like it are aware that's it's not good. And I've heard from many that it's merely a coping ship for them is, which I can understand to some point.
I personally don't ship Squipemy, but I tolerate it. As long as whoever else is aware of their dynamic and all.
I uh, hope that was helpful? To some point?? If not then feel free to ask me stuff you wanna know.
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eternalscribbles · 2 years
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(For anyone wjo knows me, I will not be using j for tjis post for tje ease of readers from tjis point.)
Introduction:
With the new development of Ghostboo, I've coke to a new conclusion on ghosts. Have other people had this conclusion yet? I have no damn clue. Do I care? Absolutely not! So here's me new theory on the variable that dictates a ghosts behaviour in the Dream SMP.
One of the theories I heard and previously subscribed to fully on a ghost's behaviour was that they acted in a state as to which they died in. Wilbur died happy; his ghost was in a state of almost consistent happiness. Schlatt died drunk; he acts delirious and drunk in his post-mortem.
However, these recent streams have broken that cycle with the introduction Ghostboo, a relieved ghost with a memory presumably better than Ranboo's who has stated that he, in life, feared death. That and the fact that his death was also weighed on with the kidnapping of his precious adopted son Micheal. Therefore, he died in anything but peace and relief.
So it's 1AM and I'm stewing in my thoughts, thinking what does dictate a ghost and if there was even a pattern at all, or if it was just something ra dom up to the content creator who died. But then I got an idea.
The Idea (+ evidence):
What if ghost's personalities and such were based off of what could be considered them at their happiest?
Limbo is a place considered to be terrible, taking people and putting them in places they quite frankly don't like or will grow to hate eventually. So what if ghost's got the opposite, being at their happiest for the person they were before they died? And this can be backed up kinda! Evidence may be kinda loose since it's not only 1AM but also that this is just some theorising.
Ghostbur is child-like, happy and innocent. When Wilbur died, he was happy, sure, but it was tainted by madness. He was literally asking his own father to stab him after blowing up what he once considered his pride and joy! So what I think is that the happiness is from a time when he was at his happiest: his childhood. When he was younger and more naive. It ameks sense, in my opinion, as Wilbur's insane happiness translating to pure child-like glee seems a bit odd.
Next, Glatt. He's undeniably drunk. Running a gym underground, he was once visited by Quackity and has stated that going outside has led to his skin flaking off, so presumably sunlight hurts him (unlike Ghostbur, who is affected by water). Schlatt, his alive counterpart, ran L'Manburg for quite some time, in which when we saw him at his happiest, it was usually fake and made for manipulation, or it's evil joy. He was also known to be an alcoholic. Now achohol can have many different effects on people mentally (physical affects stay relatively consistent from person to person, from what I know). When people drink, some become intensely lustful, angry, distraught, overjoyed, etc etc. And while he wasn't completely exactly the most happiest drunk at his time of death, I don't think it'd be all too far-fetched to say that his happiest moment ever was experienced while he was drunk. Therefore, Glatt is made as eternally drunk, reflecting Schlatt's happiest state.
And finally, the most recent addition to the ghosties: Ghostboo (or just Boo). As stated previously, Ghostboo is relieved in death with little to no troubles, has a presumably better memory than Ranboo, and notably hates his living counterpart, calling him an annoying crybaby. When talking with Hannah, Eryn, and Co. (Co. meaning that I forgot everyone else who was there). On the other hand, Ranboo is nervous and paranoid, has rather severe memory problems, and is often stressed, especially during his TOD (time of death). Considering the stresses that Ranboo faced in everyday life, what do you think would be considered his happiest? I say where he wasn't stressed, had an at least average memory so he didn't have to stress about it, and javing weighs lifted off his shoulders. I say either a time before Ranboo can even recall, or right when Ranboo joined the server as fresh meat, ample for traumatising (/j). And so, this is who Ghostboo is. They are relaxed and stressless, not worrying about at least what they presume to be their average memory. And with how much stress Ranboo dealt with alive, Ghostboo had a great weight lifted off his shoulders, letting him feel relieved. This is Ghostboo, forever, at his happiest. Before all the pain.
Now you might've noticed something, or should I say someone, who has been missing from this entire thing. Mexican Dream. Why, you may ask? Because he's a damn puzzle. He contradicts everything in both theories! Because he decides to up and come back SAD. At least in his skin, I guess. From what we have seen from Mexican Gream (Mexican Ghost Dream), he's still into... the same stuff he indulged in when he was alive. None of which I will mention directly. And he also really wanted to be revived on stream, practically begging Sapnap, from what I recall (ofc in regular MD fashion). While it is not particularly abnormal for a ghost to want to be revived I suppose, as it is something that Ghostbur asked for despite not wanting to die (oh you poor, naive child). One could loosely connect him to this theory by stating how outside of those moments of pleading, he was normal MD, just a little bit of a physically duller brand. And that he was always at his happiest, or that his happiest was at a time when he was just behind himself. But I don't know. It just doesn't feel right to me, but take that with a grain of salt.
In fact, take this entire theory will a grain of salt, because it's just a theory! A GAME-
No.
Conclusion:
With the sort of half exception of our favourite little outlier Mexican Gream, the three most likely main ghosts of the SMP mostly if not wholey follow the order of this little theory of mine. At least it isn't all that bad for the ghosts of the DSMP! Maybe minus Ghostbur and his current limbo predicament, and Glatt can't go outside while no one but Quackity knows of his existence pretty much, and Mexacan Gream is depressed and very dead, and we just know Ghostboo is in store for some crazy stuff considering the hints Ranboo is giving us that he'll do so much more then just make a few people cry.
Do you have to agree with this theory? No, that would be dumb. In fact, I'm actually kinda curiois on what other theories people have come up, ngl!
Welp, jave a good one!
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