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strangeironaf · 1 year
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*Family group chat*
Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Peter: >:0 language
Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language
Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD
America: 'the fuck word'
Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Harley: oh my god she censored it
Tony: Say fuck Pepp
Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months
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CG: HEY, UH.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
CG: 𓁲
GA: What The Fuck Is What
CG:
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CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
GC: OHH TH3 P3N1S M4N
CG: YOU'RE ALREADY ACQUAINTED WITH THIS THING???
TA: dave 2howed hiim two u2.
CG: IS THAT WHY YOU DIPSHITS HAVE BEEN SPAMMING IT IN EVERY MEMO I MAKE???
GC: 𓁲
GA: 𓁲
TA: 𓁲
GC: 𓁲
TA: 𓁲
GC: 𓁲
GA: 𓁲
CG: STOP
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One night at the Hotel, they're scrolling through HellFlix and Vaggie suddenly gasps.
Vaggie: NO FUCKING WAY! It's finally on here!
Charlie: What? You find a show you like?
Vaggie: Not just "like", this is the best show EVER! I've wanted to binge it with you for years!
Charlie: Oh, neat! So, what show is it? What's it about?
Vaggie: I got three words for you, babe. Xena. Warrior. Princess!
SHE WILL RULE IN HELL AT LAST! HER TV SHOW SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN THE HEARTS OF THE MOST DANGEROUS BEINGS IN HELL!!!!! there is just ONE worrying part to that though....
Charlie: "Wait, she kills the king of hell?"
Vaggie: "It's not a historically accurate show babe don't worry about it."
Charlie: "Still... now I'm picturing her murdering my dad. Not sure how to feel about it..."
Lucifer: (intensely eating popcorn behind them) "Well I'd feel GREAT about it!"
Charlie: "Wh- Dad!?"
Lucifer: "It would be an honor."
Charlie: "To be KILLED by her???"
Lucifer: "Of course! Look at her snarling war face! Look at her THIGHS-"
Charlie: "DAD!!!!!"
Vaggie: (sighing) "Wish I was king of hell so she'd murder me..."
Lucifer: "Poor Maggie." (pats her) "There there, maybe Xena- or Gabrielle might be better seeing as you've been cheering every time she comes on screen- maybe they'd agree to murder the princess consort of hell too?"
Vaggie: "I uhhhh- s-sir, me and Charlie, we're not-"
Lucifer: "Right yes of course! Future princess consort."
Vaggie: "Ffffffuture-?"
Charlie: "DAD HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT XENA!? YOU ARE STILL MARRIED TO MOM!"
Lucifer: "Ohhh Char-Char.... Lilith would be FIRST in line for death at the hands of this warrior princess lady and her gal pal. Especially if they used those amazing thighs of theirs to-"
Vaggie: "Sir, please don't finish that sentence and ruin the best show in all creation for my girlfriend by adding more family trauma."
Lucifer: "Whoops! Gosh am I saying too much now? Oh golly, my bad my bad, ha ha ha!"
Charlie: "...."
Vaggie: "Sweetie? Wanna switch the show off for a while?"
Charlie: "....actually, Vaggie..."
Vaggie: "?"
Charlie: "... D'you think we could get a Xena costume in your size?"
Lucifer: (jaw drops)
Vaggie: "Hhhhh... I- yeah, probably? I mean.... this is hell, and her outfit is mostly leather, so...."
Charlie: "Would you wanna wearrrrr it~?"
Lucifer: (drops popcorn)
Vaggie: "Do you even have to ask?"
Charlie: "Mmmm heheh- but I like setting a good example, and you know I loooove it when people ask~"
-THUD-
Charlie: "ohshitballsdickfuck- DAD-"
Vaggie: "Hostia!" 
Lucifer: "IM FINE! AHAHAHA"
Charlie: "Dad- dad im so SORRY i forgot you were here-!"
Lucifer: "NO NO I HEARD NOTHING AND AM A-O-KAYYY!!!!"
Charlie: "You fell face first onto your own cane! You're BLEEDING!"
Lucifer: "Everything is fine! Once I've been sick into this bag of popcorn i will be extra specially FINE and our little impromptu family tv night together is going SO SPLENDEDLY WELL, isn't it Maggie!?"
Vaggie: "Ajo y agua..."
Charlie: "VAGGIE HELP- THE BLOOD??"
Vaggie: (sighing) (smiling) (standing up)
Vaggie: "...I'll go get the first aid kit."
-silly bonus-
Niffty: (from under couch) "I'll trade you the first aid kit for a vile of his bloooooood~~"
Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer: (screaming and jumping on the couch and clinging to each other in terror)
Niffty: "Don't worry!" (giggles) "It's just for my Collection~"
Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer: (screaming LOUDER)
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WyldFyre: I think I got your lunch.
WyldFyre: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad"*
Arin: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.
Arin: *holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of the Master please be good."*
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menace-behaviour · 1 year
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*Engine 118 is being held hostage for some reason*
Buck: I'm gonna be honest here, guys.
Buck: I don't think we can live, laugh, love our way out of this one.
Chimney: Excuse me, Mr Criminal? Shoot the big blonde one first.
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arrowmaker15 · 6 months
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(Tim rounding the corner into Steph's room)
Tim: What are you listening to?
Steph, out of breath: I'm listening to music and dancing.
Tim: Why?
Steph: Well, I'll be 22 next week.
Tim: And?
Steph: I'm a Swiftie, Tim. Guess what that means.
Tim: What-
Tim:
Tim: No... Please not Taylor Swift for another-
Steph: Swiftie birthday week!
Jason, from another room: FUCK!
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harringroveera · 9 months
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Post Starcourt AU, Billy survived, and everyone wanted to visit him—all at the same time, which caused a bit of commotion at the hospital
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glamgoblin · 7 months
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Todd: I love you
Black: No
Todd: …
Black: It’s not you, it’s me
Todd: ?
Black: I have standards
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lukas-dusk · 5 months
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*after the Family has been separated for a few years*
Friday : So what have you been up to recently?
Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.
Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?
Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?
Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?
Peter : Cult leader.
Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.
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komotionlessqueenmm · 2 years
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Incorrect The Boys Quote
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Soldier Boy : Where's the cum-guzzler?
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Y/n : Wow I'm right here dude. *Looks back at SB from the front seat, with a look of mock hurt on her face.*
Butcher : Y/n, love, that's disgusting.
Y/n : I thought it was pretty funny. *Shrugs her shoulders casually.*
Soldier Boy : We need to make a pitstop.
Butcher : What the hell for?
Soldier Boy : Because I need to see Y/n guzzle my-
Butcher : *Quickly cuts off SB.* No, no, HELL NO!
Y/n : *Cackling like a hyena.*
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strangeironaf · 7 months
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Stephen: Can I be frank with you guys? Tony: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Peter: Can I still be Peter? America: Shh, let Frank speak.
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shadowsageingempress · 3 months
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Cloud: Kind of fucked up and nasty that vampires drink blood, in my opinion. Like, Pepsi costs a hundred seventy-five gil.
Tifa: Where are you getting Pepsi for one seventy-five???? That shit's like two hundred and thirty minimum!
Cloud: Hospital.
Barret: Who the fuck is paying two hundred thirty for a Pepsi?
Cloud: Not me, I'm paying one hundred seventy-five gil. At the hospital.
Vincent: I paid two hundred fifty, but that was thirty years ago.
Cloud: I feel like we're getting off topic.
Zack: Blood is free?
Aerith: So is Pepsi if you steal it.
Cait Sith: Why... why is Cloud getting Pepsi from the hospital?
Cloud: Because it's only one hundred seventy-five gil.
Cid: Why in Bahamut's name would a vampire drink Pepsi?
Nanaki: Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Yuffie: Femboy.
Cloud: Huh?
Yuffie: That's why I'm not a fan of the sexy vampire trope. It's overused and supports the status quote of typical vampire supremacy: worshiping rich folk. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class. Werewolves are much sexier in my opinion.
Cloud: (confused, ferret-like noise)
Lucrecia, concerned: Am I having a stroke????
Sephiroth: You might want to go to the hospital for that.
Vincent: I hear the Pepsi is cheap there.
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blueberryexistence · 10 months
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Astra: I've never had a real friend before
Spooner: I can be your friend
Astra:
Astra: I've also never had a girlfriend-
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Arin: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? Arin & Sora: One, two, three- Arin & Sora: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks! Euphrasia: Our turn, WyldFyre. One, two, three- Euphrasia: Vanilla! WyldFyre: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?
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“I got out of a bubble bath for this?!”
—Dewey Duck, to Huey
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