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nightshadow1607 · 1 year

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Aizawa: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?

Midoriya: *mumbles*

Aizawa: What was that?

Shinsou: *sighs* You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies

Izuku: *does something reckless*

Iida: Midoriya, how could you do this? You are so reckelss!

Also Iida: *goes after Stain to murder him*

Kid Izuku: So I have this nice rock

Kid Izuku: Kacchan gave it to me

Kid Bakugou: I threw it at you

Kid Izuku: Kacchan is so cool

Vigilante/Villain Izuku, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem here, officer?

Tsukauchi: Get out of my car

Shigaraki: Time for plan G

Mr. Compress: Don't you mean plan B?

Shigaraki: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Himiko: What about plan D?

Shigaraki: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

Twice: What about plan E?

Shigaraki: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E

Dabi: I like plan E

Sero: Why are you smiling?

Bakugou: What? Can't I just be happy?

Kirishima: Midoriya tripped and fell down the stairs

Vigilante Izuku: Physically I'm here but spiritually I'm lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere, slowly bleeding out from several stabbing wounds

Vigilante Shinsou: Mood

Bakugou, angrily: ARE YOU-

Todoroki: fucking

Bakugou: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Todoroki: fucking

Bakugou: IDIOT

Uraraka: ... what was that?

Todoroki: Aizawa-sensei banned Bakugou from swearing, so I volunteered to help him out

Hizashi: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS?!

Nemuri: Like, everything is the same as kids' playgrounds but bigger! Why don't we have those?!

Aizawa: Theme parks. Just theme parks

Hizashi: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Aizawa: That's the adult part

Young Aizawa: I want to be a caterpillar

Young Oboro: Elaborate

Young Aizawa: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful

Young Hizashi: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks, right?

Young Aizawa: That's another highlight-

Young Oboro & Hizashi: Shouta, NO--

Hizashi: Truth or Dare?

Shinsou: Truth

Hizashi: How many hours have you slept this week?

Shinsou: Dare

Aizawa: Go to sleep

Shinsou: I don't like this game

Izuku, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, parental figure

Aizawa, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child

Jirou: You remind me of the ocean

Shinsou: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Jirou: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people

Dabi: Here's a funny idea: We hang a mistletoe, bit instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.

Kurogiri: We are not doing this

Himiko, nodding: Mistlefoe

Magne: Don't encourage her!

Vigilante Izuku: *breaks a window while Shinsou is sleeping*

Vigilante Izuku: Hey Toshi, I-- Stop screaming, It's me-- I need help

Bakugou: Did you guys buy the eggs I asked?

Mina: Even better!

Bakugou: ...what did you do?

Kaminari, holding a chicken: Here!

Mina: Her name is Kyle!

Immortal Izuku: Fuck, I wanna die!

Aizawa: Language

Immortal Izuku: Hickity heck, I crave death

Yagi: Aizawa-san, call the kids. They're not listening to me

Aizawa: I'm not their dad

Yagi: Just do it

Aizawa, to Class 1-A: *sigh* Okay everyone! Line up, we're going back to the dorms!

Class 1-A: *immediately following like ducklings*

Yagi:

Aizawa: NO! listen, LISTEN, I'm not their--

Aizawa: Hello, people who don't live here

Hizashi: Heya!

Nemuri: Hi!

Tensei: Hello!

Aizawa: I gave you the key for emergencies

Hizashi: We were out of food

Vigilante Izuku, talking to Shinsou: If I run and jump at Eraser, he will definitely catch me

Vigilante Izuku: *runs at Aizawa*

Aizawa: KID, NO, I'M HOLDING COFFEE--

Aizawa: *drops coffee to catch Izuku*

Shinsou: *recording videos with Class 1-A* I have no intentions of being friends

Shinsou: *playing videogames with everyone* You're all stepping stones to my success

Shinsou: *baking a cake for Kaminari's birthday* Friends are a distraction

Shinsou: *in a group hug* Disgusting

Vigilantes Izuku and Shinsou: *watching the neighborhood kids play*

Vigilante Shinsou: Look at them. They're having so much fun. They're so happy

Vigilante Izuku: Yeah

Vigilante Izuku: How long do you think it'll be until they lose their will to live?

Vigilante Shinsou: I don't remember ever having one

Vigilante Izuku: Yeah, those kids are doomed

incorrect quotes because why not? (part 6)

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gglitch1dd · 2 years

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KiriBakuDeku Monstertober Week

Hey guys! It’s me Glitch1d, I am back! I have been hard at work for this October month because everyone knows that October is a writers favourite month. I’ve been wracking my brain, surfing the web and writing for this coming week in October (the 10th to the 16th), we are going to be... drum roll... MONSTER FUCKERS! OH MY GOD! GLITCH1D, YOU’RE SO AMAZING! I know I am excited for what’s about to go down. Since it is spooky month, my birth month and one of my favourite characters, Eijiro Kirishima’s birthday month, I wanted to do this week for yall.

Come to think of it, I could have done an Eijiro Kirishima week... Well it’s too late for that.

Going forward, all my readers are AFAB this week and will go by they/them pronouns unless I say otherwise. I will try to put warnings on every chapter if one of the characters use a gender specific term, however please also be aware that I do identify myself as mostly female so that will translate into my writing.

Every day from the 10th to the 16th we will have some sort of NSFW or SFW piece (though very little of the latter) for one of our three characters. I was planning on leaving the last werewolf KiriBakuDeku for day 7 but that’s Eijiro’s birthday and I would rather be damned than let him share a birthday fic with Bakugou and Deku. So... TADA!

Day 1: In your Debt

Vampire Midoriya (10 October)

You were almost eaten alive, seconds away from getting sucked dry, when all of a sudden, a green haired vampire comes in to save you. And you will no doubt needs his help again, but he’s hungry too. (NSFW Warning) [Uploaded]

Day 2: The Demon, Kacchan

Demon Bakugou (11 October)

You knew you should have never listened to Denki when he suggested going to that frat party. Now you were being sacrificed to a demon they all call, Kacchan. (NSFW Warning) [Uploaded]

Day 3: Exploring Each Other

Siren/Merman Kirishima (12 October)

You always loved taking a walk on the beach, when suddenly, the most beautiful voice is heard far into the waves. (NSFW Warning) [Uploaded]

Day 4: Bound by Eternity

Kitsune Midoriya (13 October)

You had always served at your parents' shrine. And the deity of that shrine has taken more than a liking to you. He soon realises why. (NSFW Warning) [Uploaded]

Day 5: Mr Snake

Naga Bakugou (14 October)

They always told you to stay out of the forest. Sometimes the snakes there were bigger than you thought they were. (NSFW Warning.) [Uploaded]

Day 6: Owing you

Werewolf Bakugou, Kirishima and Midoriya (15 October)

You stumble upon a pack of werewolves that are hungry and take an interest in you. They also really like how you smell by the way. And look what nice legs you got. (NSFW Warning) [Uploaded]

Day 7: Is this yours?

Dragon Kirishima (16 October)

Your grandfather always warned you of the boys with giant smirks and playful eyes, but she never warned you about the kind ones with sharp teeth and dragon wings. (NSFW Warning) [Uploaded]

Happy Birthday to Eijiro on the 16th!! Enjoy the Monstertober Week yall!! <3

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darkmajesty-xo · 1 year

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18+ MDNI| tw! ProHero TodoDeku, Assistant! Reader, Age Gap Suggestive

a/n : this is an unedited poorly written thot that i had for christmastime, neglected it then thought to release it for icythots birthday. i'm sorry my love you deserve better but maybe someone will like it !

midoriya is awful at hiding things.

snacks, secrets, feelings and especially presents. so, naturally birthdays are very stressful for him.

he tries his best each year but no matter how creative he thinks he is, his boyfriend always stumbles upon his hiding spots. it can get really frustrsting at times, and even though shoto says that it's okay and still pretends to be surprised with whatever allmight related collectable he gets him-- deku still wants to get this right!

so this year he had the bright idea of leaving the wrapped gift in his office drawer until the big day. midoriya is often up and out of the house by 5am for his morning jog and workout, with his bestfriend kacchan, while shoto sleeps in. however, since it's a "holiday" deku would forgo the gym sesh and drive over to their joined agency like a sneaky little elf.

it's honestly the perfect plan and he doesn't know why he didn't think of it sooner.

izuku was proudly mumbling to himself as he stepped off the elevator and into the office space when he noticed you sitting at your desk in the lobby. you'd been his and shoto's assistant for about a year now; a quirkless college grad with great references and eager to please. both men would describe you as a literal godsend-- single handedly organizing and restructuring the business aspects of their very chaotic agency.

don't judge the man, it's tough being the "on again off again" number one and japan's new "symbol of hope".

between keeping civilians safe and battling it out on the charts with kacchan every other week, he doesn't have time for paperwork and protocol. shoto, who sits comfortably at number 3, simply ignores paperwork and waits for somebody else to do it.

all of that to say that you were a super hardworking and valued employee but it still doesn't explain why you'd be at the office this early on the weekend.

"goodmorning, y/n".

you must not've heard the ding of the elevator because the sound of his voice startled you into spilling the contents of your mug all all over your keyboard.

"shit. shit. shit." you scrambled to blot the mess with your cardigan sleeves, shaking your head and worrying at your lips. deku was slightly amused. not because you'd spilled something but because he'd never heard you use profanities before. you were normally very reserved and meek. your submissiveness was something that he'd spoken about to you in the past because he felt like some of the sidekicks were taking advantage of your kindness. if deku had to list one toxic trait about you, it'd probably be that you were an extreme people pleaser. even moreso than him, and that's saying something.

"are you okay? i hope you didn't burn yourself".

you sighed, defeated, allowing yourself to glance at the annoying intruder only to be met with sparkling gemstone eyes and a soft smile. time has been well on midoriya. even with the slight crinkles by his eye and streaks of gray peppering his emerald green mop, he still looked as youthful as ever. the same deku that stole the hearts of many all those years ago- just a few more scars on his warlorn body and a softer layer to his midsection. but he looked great! if anything that extra thickness on his tummy only emphasized his mouthwatering biceps and juicy juicy thighs. he could probably crack your head open with those things.

"hey, sweetheart. are you okay?" he was closer now, the minty aroma of his cologne flowing into your space. your cheeks burned. here you were lusting over one of your very taken bosses, yet again.

"mr.deku! im fine, im fine. you just startled me is all" you breathed, brushing a stray loc away from your face. deku hummed, seemingly evaluating your strange reaction but choosing not to comment.

"why aren't you at home with your family? i could've sworn we gave all the administrative staff the day off".

"well i don't really have a family or anybody waiting for me, so i figured that i could get some work done. crime doesn't stop on the weekends" you shrugged. that didn't sit well with deku. he couldn't imagine you spending the day holed up in his agency.

"why don't you come home with me"?

it was hard not to laugh at the way your eyes widened. your mouth opening and closing in shock. it was so easy to fluster you. deku didn't know if it was due to your age or if you were just that innocent. he liked that. its perverted, he knows, but the thought of you on your knees staring up at him all doe eyed lived rent free in his mind.

"ouch, i didnt know that i was such bad company" he teased, just to get a rise out of you. and of course you took the bait. rushing to apologize. clarifying that you didn't want to be a bother. insisting that he haad much better things to do than babysit you. but deku wouldn't be deku if he took "no" for an answer, and that's how you wound up in your employer's kitchen watching him struggle to decide what he'd be preparing for his lover's birthday brunch. it was something that his friends did every year for eachother and he offered to host this time but there was one small problem…

deku can't cook.

sure he has the funds to hire a catering service but that seemed so impersonal. he wanted something that came from the heart! but after a couple tik tok videos and several pancakes on the floor- he started to rethink that decision. he then heard the little giggles coming from your direction. he turned towards you with a raised brow and you quickly put both hands on your mouth in response.

"what's so funny, little girl ?" he pointed his batter covered spatula towards you, only to get some on his freckled cheek. you laughed even harder this time, grabbing for your phone to take a picture. he liked seeing you like this, all free and relaxed.

"y'know i didn't see "bully" listed on your resume" he joked, pouting while dramatically turning his back to you. "don't expect a good reference letter from me when you go seek out greener pastures".

"oh please" you snorted, rising from your stool to join him at the stove. "where would i find something greener than your hair, mr. deku?" you teased, bumping him aside with your hip to grab the bowl of batter, "besides i'd never leave the two of you". it grew silent; the only sound being the sizzle of the batter hitting the pan. for a moment you thought you'd overstepped and began raking through your mind for save but the hero mimicked your earlier action-- softly bumping your hip to catch your attention. with flushed cheeks he smiled down at you making heat bloom witin your own cheeks.

"the feelings mutual, sweetheart".

after about two hours of cooking, with deku insisting on "mandatory snack breaks", the two of you had accomplished decenrt brunch spread with a fusion of japanese and american cuisine.

the two of were giggling over a pot of kenchinjiru when shoto sleepily shuffled into the kitchen. it was a welcomed sight to wake up to you and izuku being so cozy. he leaned against the wall, arms crossed over his chest, just admiring how well you fit with his partner, how comfortable you both seemed. he could've watched you all morning, had izuku not looked over his shoulder.

"oh! hey, sho. look at what i found" izuku chirped, happily petting you on top of the head. "izuku--" you whined shyly, glancing at the heterochromatic hero.

even fresh out of bed, shoto looked absolutely stunning. his silky strands were parted down the middle, falling loosely against his tailbone. his beautifull sculpted face held no imperfections, save for his iconic scar. however, his body told a different story. standing bare, in only his boxers, you could see battle scars littered against his pale flesh-- weaving against one another like the intricate lines of a tattoo. he'd always maintained a slimmer physique than deku, showcasing a smaller waist and chiseled abs lightly dusted with a bicolored happy trail that led to his scantily clad lower regions. the sight of shoto todoroki in nothing but his skin tight boxer briefs was mouth-watered. you eyes wandered a bit longer and lower than thet should've and the icy hot hero definitely took notice.

eyes locked on your own, sauntered towards the two of you and pulled izuku into a steamy kiss. the greenette was shocked, especially when his partner's hands dropped to grip his ass. he leaned into the other man's touch, moaning softly with each swipe of his tongue. you were as still as a statue, drinking in this erotic display of passion. yes, you'd seen them kiss around the agenc before but it was never more than a light peck. this was soft porn.

"goodmorning, baby" shoto whispered against izuku's lips. kissing him softly once more before pulling away and turning towards you. you didnt know what to expect but it surely wasn't him pulling you flush against his body, big hands resting on your hips while nuzzling his cheek against your own.

"what a nice surprise".

his voice was still husky with sleep and it tickled your skin. he pulled back slightly to get a better look at you. big bright eyes, rich skin and soft curves. the last thing he epected to wake up to was you in his arms, but its not like he's complaining. it's no secret that shoto fancies you. the only person unaware of his crush was you.

for the sake of decorum and professionality, in addition to his long-term relationship, he'd refrained asking you out directly. you were the best assistant they'd had and both men could tell that you were shy, so he would've hated to scare you off. he kept his efforts subtle. one time you mentioned how sweet you thought it was that him and izuku left eachother cute encouraging messages on their desks throughout the day, so he started leaving you cute little notes as well.

"you're doing great".

"i'm so happy you're here".

"you're the perfect little helper".

"you smell nice"

you didn't get the last one, it was intercepted by izuku who felt like it was borderline creepy. he didn't have any problems with shoto's crush/obsession with you; he actually encouraged ti, especially in the bedroom. but there was a time and a place for everything.

the two of you had been staring at eachother for a while when deku's voice brough you back to reality.

"do you mind excusing us for a second, love ? i'm sure you dont want to see this old man in his undies" Izuku giggled, while nudging his partner.

"she doesn't seem to min-

"shoto! bedroom, now."

the two men left you to your simmering soup, and thoughts while they trekked to their upstairs bedroom.

"you've really outdone yourself , izu" shoto began, "i was expecing another allmight figurine, not a threesome".

"shoto, baby, you gotta relax sometimes" izuku sighed. he searched through the drawers looking for a pair of shoto's sweat then threw them at the other man's head. "i saw her at the office this morning and invited her over because aparrently she's all alone. she just thinks she's here for your birthday brunch and has no idea about your little obession with her".

"MY 'little obession' ? wasn't it just last night that you begged me to fuck you like i'd fuck her ?"

Izuku ran his figners through his hair trying to ignore the emerging stiffness between his thighs from the memory.

"i- i will admit that i am attracted to her and after spending time with her this morning i can admit that i do like her BUT i am not the one that purposely gets hurt on patrol so that she'll fuss over me, and i'm definitely not the one that calls her for literally everything just so i can jerk off to her voice over the phone, am i ?"

"i will neither confirm nor deny those statements".

"exactly" izuku rolled his eyes, "m'gonna go check on her, k?"

"don't eat without me" shoto smirked.

"perv" izuku muttered, but winked back at his handsome boyfriend. he opened the door and there you stood wide-eyed with your hand over your mouth.

his eye twitched. they'd just been busted discussing you in a very lewd manner. he was just about to apologize but you did it first

"i'm so so sorry, mr deku. i didnt mean to listen, i just wanted to tell mr shoto 'happy birthday' but then i heard you talking and i didnt know what to do because i have been in love with the two of you since i started working and i never imagined--

izuku interrupted your ramblings with a soft kiss and gestured to shoto who was already sitting on the bed, cock in hand.

"how about we make it a very happy birthday, love ?"

#happy birthday shoto #i love you babe #todoroki x black reader #deku x black reader #todoroki x chubby reader #Deku #mha deku #izuku midoryia smut #tododeku

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kitthepurplepotato · 10 months

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MWRMI Part 7

My Weird Roommate, Midoriya Izuku

🍼 Week 4 Part 1 - Deku’s daycare 🍼

~•🥦•~

Summary: You are added to a secret group chat.

Bakugou forces Midoriya to take a holiday, Midoriya looses his mind and so are you.

Midoriya realizes why does Y/N feel different than his other friends.

(Author is sleep deprived but it’s Izuku’s birthday, so ignore the mistakes and enjoy the early content. 😂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!)

Warnings: Swear words, Katsuki saying inappropriate things.

First part Masterlist

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Midoriya was barely home this week. He left with everyone the next day after the get-together and didn’t come back until late in the night, and even then, he only slept a few hours and went out again. There was a massive villain group on the loose around town so the two main agencies; Deku’s and Dynamight’s; barely had time to sleep before they were needed again.

To be honest, you needed some time to think so you really didn’t mind having a few days without the cuddly greenette but after a while the urge to see him got stronger than your common sense so you ended up asleep on the sofa just to be able to hear Midoriya’s mumbles for a few minutes before passing out again, finding yourself in your own bed the next morning.

You still don’t remember too much about that night; you know it was important and you know you are missing an important piece of the puzzle, but the memory is lost between the daydreams of soft lips and scarred hands. Your feelings are so tangled you can’t seem to see the end of it; you are stuck between feeling adoration for your favorite hero and being in love with one; adoration sounds too shallow but love sounds too fake; you are nothing but a lucky fan, so “love” is out of the game for you; Midoriya Izuku might be an affectionate, loving person but even with a big heart like his there is no way he can see you in a romantic way, so you try your best to keep your romantic feelings at bay; clearly failing at it, but you are indeed trying. Hard. Really hard.

You are quirkless and weird, you look okay but you are nothing out of the ordinary; you are not a model nor a genius, there is nothing about you that stands out enough for you to be even considered as a romantic interest.

Also, you are his flatmate. Even if things go the way you want them to, things can get weird really quickly; It’s risky business and you’ve had enough of those in the last few years so even though it hurts like hell you decide to take a step back. It’s not worth it to throw this beautiful thing between you and him away just because you can’t keep it in your pants, because honestly, the way Midoriya’s treating you is already more than what you could’ve ever asked for; he’s loving and affectionate and even you with your zero confidence can see how fond he is of you. You just need to put your stupid fluffy feelings aside and enjoy his company when he actually comes home, then get ready to have your heart broken when a better person takes your place in his heart.

It will be fine. Everything will be fine, eventually.

~•🥦•~

When you look at your phone, you are surprised to see a bunch of notifications on it; apparently, you were added to a group during the night. The group is called….

— Deku’s Daycare! —

*Bakugou added you to the group*

*Bakugou changed your name to “Freeloader”

Pikachu: Welcome to the group, Y/N! This group was made so we can keep an eye on Zuku when he’s too busy to reply to all of us!

Kacchan Sugoi: No, this group was made to talk shit about shitty Deku, because he’s an asshole who can’t even respond to messages.

EMO bitch(Jirou): No, I’m quite sure this group was made so we can all laugh at Deku’s shenanigans. Like how he said sorry to a lamppost the other day, because he bumped into it.

Piggy 🐷 (Mina): I thought this group is for surprise party planning? 🎈 💃

Glasses 👓: Guys, don’t confuse Y/N. We are all here because we worry about our friend and this way we can always get information from Bakugou-san about his well-being. As you live with our friend you will also be able to talk to us if something bothers you and we can also ask you about him when we are worried. Please, feel free to mute the group chat if it’s too much for you and we will contact you in other ways.

Kacchan Sugoi: With that said, you’ll have a long week ahead of you.

Freeloader: ? @Bakugou

Freeloader: Thank you guys for having me, it’s a pleasure to be here! Nice to meet you… Glasses?

Glasses 👓: I’m Iida Tenya. You might know me as Ingenium. Nice to meet you too.

You have no idea what’s Bakugou talking about, but the group looks really fun and you are really thankful to be a part of it. It’s still extremely weird to be involved with so many of your favorites on such a personal level, but you are getting much better at handling this.

~•🥦•~

You make your way out of your room around 10 AM to get a head start on your new commission. Midoriya’s next free day is in three days, so you don’t even bother putting on more layers; you are in shorts and a breezy tank top, your hair up in a messy bun. You do a quick stretch before sitting down at the table, your top riding up to your belly button, when you hear something falling on the floor in the living room. Ahh, your buddy is being a menace again.

“All Meowt, I told you not to sit on the coffee table! What did you…”

Midoriya stares at you from the sofa.

“Break…”

A random ball-shaped stress toy rolls on the floor until All Meowt snatches it and runs away.

“…this time?”

“Uhm… Hi.” Midoriya mumbles with a flushed face, and awkward smile decorating his pretty face.

“IZU-IZU!”

All your stupid thoughts are thrown out of the window as soon as you see the adorable greenette; you missed him so fucking much you actually had withdrawal symptoms at one point.

By the look of it, Midoriya went through the same thought process and met you halfway in the living room, hugging you tightly. Thanks to the breezy tank top his hands end up on your naked skin, sending shivers down your body; he moves his hands away while a barely audible “sorry” leaves his mouth.

“I missed you.” You look into his green eyes with a fond smile; from up close you can see how the outside of his irises are darker than the rest and it gets lighter and lighter by the middle. You also realize his eyes are absolutely huge; it’s really hard to stop staring into them.

“Stop looking at me like that.” The greenette sighs as he presses his forehead against yours; the word stops again and there is nothing but you and him in the middle of the living room.

“Why?” You mumble cheekily, a mischievous smirk appearing on your face.

Hey, it’s just two buddies having fun, okay?

“Y/N, can I kiss you?” The greenette spurts out, then pales; he almost THROWS you away the second he finishes his sentence. You stumble backwards from the strength of the push, staring at the red faced hero, waiting for an explanation. He did not say that, did he?!

“I mean, in a friendly way! On your cheeks or your hair, I’ve been thinking about it quite a lot, oh my god that was such a bad timing, wasn’t it, it sounded like I want to kiss you on your lips, not like kissing you on your lips would be a problem, I mean, you are really pretty and cute and you smell so nice, OhMyGodWhyDidISayThatOutoud, please, I really meant it in a friendly, affectionate way, oh my god I think I’m going to throw up, Y/N, what have I done, I need to go to the bathroom.” Midoriya then runs, his face changing between ‘white as a sheet’ and ‘red as a tomato’ as he hurries towards the bathroom, retching on the way.

You stare at the door for a few seconds before you burst out laughing, hysterically. There is no other way to get through this trauma than to laugh about it. Honestly, what the fuck was that?

“Don’t laugh at me, Y/N!” Midoriya whines from the bathroom. “This is so embarrassing!”

“You are an absolute idiot, Midoriya, but I fucking love you for it.” You yell in between two laughing fits as the hero emerges from the bathroom with a sad look on his face.

“Hey husband, come here.” You coo at the red faced greenette with a shit eating grin. Wow, you can’t believe you can bully your favorite hero like that. You do feel bad about it, but you can hate yourself later, now you just want to have fun.

He slowly moves closer but doesn’t look up; he just stares at the floor, mortified. You take his cheeks in your hand and give him a huge kiss on his forehead, then move down to his cheek; it’s so soft and so warm under your lips, your heart skips a beat. You can feel the blush creeping up on your face but fuck it; there is no place for a sad Midoriya in this household and if he wants kisses then he gets kisses. “Better?” The greenette just nods and pulls you close to hide his face in your neck, which seems to be his favorite thing to do with you as you guys usually end up in this position every time you get close to each other.

You don’t like the fact that he feels like he needs to hide from the world, but you appreciate the sentiment anyway; you really hope you can cure him out of this habit by the end of the year though. He’s such a great person and such a handsome guy, he really shouldn’t feel so self-conscious about himself.

“Now will you tell me why are you at home today or do I need to call Mama Katsuki?” You stroke Midoriya’s hair, his curls bouncing under your palm.

“Kacchan forced me to take a holiday. I hate holidays.” He murmurs, his face still hidden in your neck as he sighs by the end of the sentence.

“Bruhuhuh, you’ll need to be with me for a whole week? How terrible!” You act offended, pushing the green haired moron away. He looks at you with his puppy eyes and runs back to his hiding place while your heart skips another beat; this week will be awesome.

~•🥦•~

This week… is not awesome.

Midoriya has lost his mind. Completely.

The first few days were amazing; you watched movies while cuddling on the sofa, made food together and all that typical roomie jazz. The problems started when you realized you need to finish three commissions in a few days because there is a hero convention on the weekend you really want to go to and you asked the greenette to leave you alone for a bit so you can get a head start on them. He left for a day to see his mum, then came back with a bunch of homemade brownies. You managed to finish one of the commissions by the time he came back and also was able to start the other one. Great stuff.

…But this poor guy has zero hobbies. He tried to take care of the garden; he ended up overwatering everything so you left your drawing and went over to help him out; telling him about how much water the plants need, about what to cut and what not, while the hero looked at you like you just told him how to cure cancer and insisted to watch another movie while cuddling “to thank you”.

Then he tried to make dinner, almost burning the house down when he accidentally left the paper towel next to the open flame. Needless to say, you had to abandon your project and help the guy out with the rest of the cooking. He looked at you with his puppy eyes again and insisted to cuddle, because he was “really sad and lonely”.

You gave him a quick cuddle, but you really had to finish your commissions now; Midoriya moaned but he let you go. It only took him 2 hours to sit down next you and start giving you harsh feedback on every single flaw on the picture. For the next three days, Midoriya did nothing but sat next to you, sometimes touching your skin out of boredom and making you ruin a line or apply too much pressure on the paper, making a certain area darker than it was supposed to be.

This takes us all back to the present; You have 2 days to finish these bloody commissions. Two. Fucking. Days. You still have a full picture to do.

You need help. Goddamnit, you need help.

“I need to get another pencil from my room.” You stand up quickly, leaving the utterly bored hero sprawled out on the table. You fish your phone out of your pockets and start typing.

— Deku’s Daycare! —

Freeloader: Please, for the love of All Might, help me

Kacchan sugoi: You all owe me 5000 yen.

Pikachu: No way!

Freeloader: ?

Pikachu: Katsuki said you won’t last the whole week with Deku in your ass but we said you definitely will. :(

Freeloader: I’m not done with him or anything, I just need a few hours to finish a commission, that’s it really. He is indeed attached to me 24/7, but… I don’t have a problem with that part until my work is done.

Kacchan sugoi: Liar

Freeloader: Okay, he is a bit much when he’s bored.

Kacchan sugoi: There you go.

Shitty hair: Don’t worry Y/N, I’m on it!

By the time you come back with the same pencil you already had just in a different brand, Midoriya’s phone rings.

“Kiri? … yeah, I can! … that’s fine, see you in a few minutes!”

Midoriya jumps up from the table and runs to his room to change into his streetwear then runs towards the door without a single word. That’s just rude. You might wanted him to leave, but this is unacceptable.

“Not even a goodbye?” You ask, offended, with your hands on your waist.

“I’m so sorry, Eijirou asked me to come over for a bit! I really want you to come but you are busy and probably really done with me by the frustrated look on your face, so I thought I’ll just leave quickly…” Midoriya rambles without taking a single breath as he always does.

“Midoriya, I’m not done with you but I do need to finish these drawings. Stay safe, okay?”

“Will do! Bye!”

… aaaand he’s out of the door.

~•🥦•~

“Okay love, let me repeat what you’ve just said.” Kirishima looks at the disheveled greenette in front of him. “You feel rejected, because you asked Y/N if you can kiss her and she laughed.”

The other hero whines and slams his head into the table, leaving a dent in the furniture.

“Oi shithead, we just bought that fucking table!” Katsuki yells from the kitchen, rocking his all might apron while putting a batch of freshly made cookies into the oven.

“She laughed at me, yes! Like, it was a full on laughing fit! I felt like an idiot!”

“You are an idiot.” Katsuki grumbles from the kitchen; he really tries to make it look like he doesn’t care, but by the look of it, he really does. Kirishima thinks his roommate is adorable.

“So what happened after?”

“She kissed my forehead.”

Kirishima is really confused.

“So she laughed at you but then she kissed you, just how you wanted it. Am I missing something?”

“I don’t understand either!” Midoriya yells, looking like he’s having problems with his bowel movements. Maybe that’s the problem. Midoriya just needs to take a big old dump.

“It’s quite obvious, if you ask me.” The blonde comes in with a box of freshly made cookies after putting the timer on for the next batch.

Is it?! Is Kirishima missing something?

Yeah, Kirishima is indeed missing something. It only takes him one look at his best friend, who’s trying to talk to him by telepathy to understand the issue here.

“Izuku, my clueless, adorable friend.” Kirishima sighs, taking his friend’s hands into his own, slowly caressing the skin to calm the green haired man. “You do know you have a massive fat crush on her and you probably are just sad because you wanted her to kiss you somewhere else, right?”

“What? I do not h-have a c-crush on her!” Midoriya pulls his hands out of Kirishima’s grasp. “She’s my flatmate! That would be absolutely inappropriate!”

Katsuki didn’t like the way Midoriya has said that so he slams his hand on the table, leaving another dent. Oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway, it was already ruined by Midoriya only a few minutes ago so he might as well just explode it to pieces.

“Look into my fucking eyes, you dickless moron and tell me you don’t want to fuck her in those pajama shorts.” Katsuki looks deep into Midoriya’s eyes who swallows dramatically.

“Let me translate.” Kirishima smiles, clearly done with this shit. “Hypothetically… let’s say Y/N misunderstands you and kisses you on the lips. Passionately.”

Midoriya pales then gets red as a tomato, looking away into the distance while he thinks. After a few silent minutes, he starts to mumble.

“I have a massive, fat crush on my adorable flatmate in her adorable pajama shorts.”

“There you go, buddy.” Kirishima pats his head a few times, proud of his work.

“Now take these fucking cookies with you and fuck off. Invite her to the convention on the weekend as your plus one.” Katsuki slams the box in front of his friend aggressively. “What are you waiting for?! Get out of my fucking flat and bother someone else on their free day, goddamnit!”

Midoriya mumbles a few random words and quickly leaves through the window like the weirdo he is.

“Use the door, you stupid fuck! You do this every single time!”

Katsuki is in a mood. Nothing is funnier than Katsuki being in a mood when he’s wearing an All Might apron like a cute house wife.

“You are so cute, Kats.” The redhead looks at his flatmate dreamily.

“I fucking hate you too.” The blonde scoffs and retreats to the kitchen again.

Kirishima smiles to himself; he absolutely adores his friends.

— Deku’s Daycare! —

Kacchan sugoi: Midoriya stepped on my fucking window seal again.

Piggy 🐷: how dare he.

EMO bitch: Wow, so edgy.

Kacchan sugoi: No cookies for you.

EMO bitch: NOOOOOOOOOO

Piggy 🐷: NOOOOOOO

Glasses 👓: That’s indeed inappropriate. I’ll talk to him the next time I see him.

Kacchan sugoi: I’ll leave the cookies on your desk tomorrow.

Piggy 🐷: …

….Next Chapter!

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Potato rambles:

- So a lovely reader asked me about Katsuki’s funny story that haven’t been told in the last chapter of the story so here it comes!

Katsuki was in his room and he was quite angry; Denki made fun of him for not trying to play around with his snake yet as everyone else had already did (don’t ask why were they talking about this…) so Katsuki decided to give it a try.

His control of his quirk wasn’t the best back then and by the end of his shenanigans, his palm exploded. He thankfully moved away quickly from his willy but ended up exploding his sheets and Kirishima ran in to check up on him after hearing the explosion, and there Katsuki was, covered in his FLAMING sheets, looking like an an absolute idiot. Needless to say, Kirishima took a picture and fled the scene, knowing the blonde can’t possibly run after him with a naked ass. Well… he certainly did. They both got detention after.

Thank you for listening 😂

- Deku wanting to throw up every time he’s about to kiss someone is so fucking funny, I can’t 😂

- Midoriya does have one hobby, it’s hero analysis but he kinda ran out of people to analyze at this point. All Meowt doesn’t like to be petted for longer than 5 minutes so he was also not helpful.

- How did Katsuki force Deku to take a holiday? I have no idea this is a fanfiction shut up

- I managed to accidentally buy another figurine yesterday. This time, it was Kirishima. I’m not sorry. At all.

- I managed to break one of my colleagues today by telling them my real age. They thought I’m 20. Fuck, I wish.

See you next week!

Kit 💜

Likes, reblogs and comments are appreciated as always 🥦💚

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is-bakugou-alive-yet · 1 year

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Kacchan's birthday is next week, will there be a panel of his corpse?

Happy birthday Bakugou, here's your present

*several panels of his corpse just laying there while Jeanist also sits there having some tea*

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aiaigasazine · 1 month

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💥𝘗𝘴𝘴𝘵, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘺'𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺?💥

✨In the spirit of celebrating Kacchan's birthday, the Aiaigasa team has put together a bkdk 🧡PROMPT WEEK💚 leading up his special day!✨

Joining us in celebrating Kacchan & bkdk's relationship? Feel free to join us on any, or all of the days utilizing the fluffy prompts above! We can't wait to see the fluff filled stories/art you create with us! Make sure to tag us in your creations so we can reblog them!

Questions on how a prompt week works? Feel free to pop on over to our retrospring and ask us any questions - we're here to help!

#anime zine #bakudeku #bakugou katsuki #fandom zine #fanzine #izuku midoriya #zine #zine promo #aiaigasazine #contributor apps #prompt week #bkdk prompt week

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jekacatrina · 4 months

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Okay, should I still write a small one shot set in the universe of Keep turning my life around and You feel like home (You are home) for my birthday even though it was a week ago? I have this dialogue and I know I can do something great with it:

"It's okay, Kacchan. I'm more than happy with how my future looks."

"What? Waking up in a fucking hospital bed?"

"No, with you by my side, for as long as you have me."

Don't you love love, people?

#bakudeku #bkdk #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku

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kusuguricafe · 10 months

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Baby Don't Stop

A/N: A little something for Izuku's birthday!! I've been putting this one off for awhile—it was one of the options from a poll I did awhile ago (right before polls became a thing on tumblr lmaoo)

Summary: Izuku and Bakugou are messing around when Izuku discovers something about himself...

Inspired by this song

English translation of the lyrics (I mean come on, you see what I mean, right?? it literally says "I'm gonna knead your body" like what)

Characters: lee!Deku, ler!Bakugou

Warnings: not sfw! tickling kink; characters are aged up

tagging @otomiya-tickles because she seemed excited when I mentioned this idea before 😅

“You baked me a cake!?” Izuku’s eyes sparkled at the hand-frosted All Might. “I-I love it,” he said as he started to tear up.

“Oi! Don’t cry, nerd.”

Izuku was having one of the best birthdays he’d ever had. He had been spending time with his husband all day, a rare occasion as the two were always busy with pro hero work. Katsuki had been preparing for weeks to make sure Izuku got the day off.

“You already made me katsudon, and now this?? Thank you so much, Kacchan!”

Izuku enjoyed a goodly amount of cake while the two started a movie. Once he had finished eating, Katsuki grabbed him and wrapped his arms around his chest from behind. They gradually intertwined their legs together. Izuku was now effectively trapped.

“Hey,” Katsuki murmured into Izuku’s ear, “we haven’t done this in awhile, have we?”

“Haven’t done-whaAcchan! Th-that tickles!”

Katsuki snuck his fingers up Izuku’s t-shirt and skittered them across his lower abdomen. He chuckled in his ear, “You’re so ticklish, it’s ridiculous.” He moved his hands up to Izuku’s ribcage and vibrated his fingers in between his ribs with vigor.

“PFFTAAHAHA NAHAHAHAHAHA!” Izuku laughed, shaking his head cutely. He tried to squirm away, but Katsuki had him fully trapped.

“Try as you may, you’re not getting away from me. Tickle tickle, Deku.”

Katsuki trailed downwards, giving Izuku’s hip a quick squeeze to make him shriek, but not staying there for long. He began kneading his upper thighs near his v-line.

“AAAIEE YAHAHA STAAAHAHAAAA!! THAHAHAHAHAHAT’S S-SOHOHO BAHAHAHAD!”

“Aw, does it tickle? Does it tickle really badly?”

Izuku desperately wished he could kick his feet, do something, anything to lessen the sensation. Not being able to move away made it tickle so much more. The teases right in his ear were not helping, either.

“YEHEHEHEHEHES!”

Katsuki slowed down a bit, the kneading turning into lighter squeezing. Izuku continued to laugh happily, no longer paying any attention to the movie. Feeling bold, Katsuki slipped a hand up Izuku’s loose shorts and began scratching at his inner thighs.

“EEK!! KahAH! KahahahaAAhahacchan! Hnng aha, aaah~”

“...Was that a moan?”

Izuku flushed a deep red. Was it??

“I-I uhuhum, Kahaaaa~ Kahahacchan! S-stahahahahap thahahahat!”

“What, this?” Katsuki lightened his touch even more, wiggling a single finger against his inner thigh.

Izuku shuddered. “Aahaha-sta-mmn, wha-whahat aaahh, what are you dohohoing!?”

“Really turning you on, apparently.” Katsuki gently fondled the tent in Izuku’s underwear.

“Aaah w-wait, don’t, don’t stop…”

“Hm?”

“Please don’t stop!”

“Ooh, you like this that much, huh? You want me to tickle you more?”

Izuku nodded eagerly.

“Ohoho, we’re gonna have some fun with this new discovery.” Katsuki hoisted Izuku up off the couch and carried him to the bedroom bridal style, the movie forgotten. Katsuki plopped Izuku down onto their bed. He grabbed ahold of the waistband of Izuku’s shorts. “May I?”

Izuku nodded again. Katsuki stripped Izuku down to his underwear. He laid down on top of him.

“Time for your real present, birthday boy,” Katsuki whispered in his ear.

“Give it your all,” Izuku challenged.

Katsuki’s eyes widened. “Oh, you’re in for it now. How dare you think The Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight wouldn’t give his all in absolutely destroying you, haah?”

And with that, Katsuki dug into Izuku’s bare armpits and showered his ears, face, and neck with ticklish kisses.

“EEEeehehehehe!” Izuku giggled. His legs were once again immobilized by Katsuki’s.

Katsuki grabbed Izuku’s wrists and pinned them above his head. He massaged his ribs and Izuku laughed harder now that he was completely stuck again. After a few minutes, Katsuki switched up the pace. He flicked his tongue over one of Izuku’s nipples as he gently tickled a particularly sensitive spot just above his armpit.

“GaAAhaha! Ehehe nohoooo!”

Katsuki laughed and Izuku felt the vibrations throughout his whole chest. Getting impatient, Izuku began thrusting his hips up into Katsuki’s.

“Alright, alright, I hear ya.”

Katsuki sat up and stripped off Izuku’s underwear. He repositioned himself so that he could still hold Izuku’s thighs down with his own. He began tracing Izuku’s v-line. Izuku closed his eyes and whined, his erection becoming painful. Katsuki’s hands moved down to tickle Izuku’s inner thighs with the most delicate touch.

“Aaaahh, K-Kacchan, please, plehehehehease! AAAHA n-nOHohohoho aaahaAHAHA!”

Katsuki’s hands began to gently tickle Izuku’s cock, driving him up the wall. When he got closer to the head, Izuku began banging a fist against the bed, his other arm covering his eyes.

“Ohoho my GOHOD I CAhahAHAHAN’T! PLEASE I’m gonnaA DIHIHIEE!”

“You asked for this, you know.”

“SohOHOMEWHERE EHEHEHELSE!”

“Hmm… Oh, I know!”

Katsuki laid back down, now holding Izuku’s legs down with his forearms. He grabbed Izuku’s hips.

“W-w-wait, wait wait waAIHAIHAIHAIT!! WhaAA!?”

Katsuki started to knead Izuku’s hips, when he suddenly deepthroated his cock, not stopping the onslaught of tickles on his worst spot.

“Y-you—aaAAHh f-fuck! Fuck fuck fuuhaaahahahahaHAHAHAHA NAHAhahaaaa-pLEASE-AAHAHAahahhaAAHAHA!”

Izuku could barely process this new sensation. He felt like he was going to explode. Just as he was about to cum, Katsuki slowed down the hip tickles, lightly skittering his fingers across his hip bones, and began flicking his tongue all over the head of Izuku’s cock. It tickled like hell.

“GaaAAhaha, s-stohop, baby, don’t stop!”

“D’you want me to stop or not?” Katsuki said sloppily.

“Don’t stop, Kacchan, don’t stahahahp!”

Katsuki’s hands moved from his hips, to the base of his cock, his balls, his thighs, and back to his hips, all while giving Izuku the best head he’s ever had.

“P-p-please, h-harder, pleEEAAAHAHAHAAAA! THAT’S NAHAHAHA! THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEHEHEHEHEHEANT!!”

“Too bad, nerd, it’s what you’re getting.”

Katsuki went full force on the hip tickles, digging his thumbs in at just the right pressure to make Izuku scream. Izuku was laughing, crying, blushing like mad, legs trembling, so close, so very close.

“You’re gonna make me come if I have to see you like this any longer, Deku.”

That did it. “Aahaaa, Kacchaaaan!”

“Fuuck, Izuku!” Katsuki came untouched. Guess he enjoyed that more than he thought he did.

The two basked in their orgasms for a moment.

“...Did, did you—?”

“Shut up, nerd!”

Izuku sighed contentedly, happy knowing his Kacchan enjoyed that (almost) as much as he did. “Yokattaa.”

“Happy birthday, Izuku.”

#happy birthday izuku 💚#tickling #tickle fic #lee!deku #lee!izuku #ler!bakugou #deku #pro hero deku #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakugou #pro hero dynamight #not sfw #tickling kink #bnha #princess scrawlings

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pinkykats-place · 1 year

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BakuDeku \\ Bakugou’s Bday

AO3 Fanfic Recommendations

Disclaimers!

None of the stories linked on titles are mine.

Some contain mature content.

Read tags. Check Ratings.

Credit to @carmenlim-rui for the art.

Note: If you read any of these stories and like them please let the author know with a kudos and/or comment!

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Birthday Plans (and how they go to hell) by @amarisllis

Summary: Tomorrow is Kacchan’s birthday. And Kacchan is his boyfriend now, so Izuku cannot screw this up.

He’s been planning this for weeks. Kacchan cooks for him all the time, whenever they have the time to spare. Kacchan makes sure Izuku eats right when Midoriya moves too fast to do it himself, and Izuku wants to do something nice for him in return. More than that– he wants to impress Kacchan, to show him that not nearly as hopeless in the kitchen as Kacchan always thinks he is.

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Izuku wants to surprise Kacchan for his birthday. It doesn't go as expected.

One Shot | Post War

Rated - General Audiences

Happy Birthday, Kacchan by katyastark

Summary: He blows out the candle with a long sigh.“Don’t feel much like celebrating,” he grits out. He pushes himself off the couch, ready to sequester himself in his room. He does take the cupcake, though. Katsuki reflects on all the birthdays he’s accumulated in his life—the ones he can remember at least. All of them featured Deku in some capacity. His fourth birthday, when he gifted Katsuki an All Might action figure exactly like the one Deku already had.“Now, we can match!” he said, excitedly, clutching his own action figure in his tiny fist. Katsuki remembers gloating that his was superior because it was new, and Deku didn’t take care of his toys.That’s it. Not even a thank you.

{One Shot}

Rated - Teen & Up

The Katsuki Bakugou Party Paradox by MorningMist

Summary: Class 1-A loves to find any reason to hang out and throw a party. Especially birthdays.

So far, nearly everyone has gotten some form of a party or hang out over the course of their first year at UA. It's the beginning of their second year and it's Katsuki's turn. Only Katsuki doesn't want a stupid birthday party and tells them so quite brazenly. Izuku hears him loud and clear.

One Shot | Second Year AU

Rated - Teen & Up

Birthday Present by user910243813

Summary: Midoriya had always been the first person to greet Bakugou happy birthday. He's also the first one who gives his gift to Bakugou but not today.

{One Shot}

Rated - General Audiences

Birthday Plans (and how they go to hell) by amarisllis

Summary: Tomorrow is Kacchan’s birthday. And Kacchan is his boyfriend now, so Izuku cannot screw this up.

One Shot | Post War

Rated - General Audiences

Birthday Secrets by DMMegsie

Summary: During their first year, with all the hectic events, birthday celebrations fell to the wayside. However, now in their second year, the class is trying to celebrate everyone's special date.... except for a certain explosive temper student.

Katsuki Bakugou didn't really celebrate his birthday through middle school and never told anyone when the date was.

It was only when some of the class realizes that Izuku Midoriya knows, that trouble starts brewing. It also brings the question to mind of: Why does Katsuki hate his birthday in the first place?

One Shot | Second Year AU

Rated - Explicit

Say It Again by katsubakudeku

Summary: He didn’t think—of all the days in the year—that he’d be regifted his sense of hearing on his birthday. Life is funny like that sometimes.

‘How do I look?’ Katsuki signs. Izuku chuckles as his husband models the device.

‘Handsome,’ Izuku tells him.

One Shot | Slightly NSFW

Rated - n/a

Piece of cake by MorningMoon

Summary: If Katsuki shares his birthday cake with the nerd, it's just because he needs to prove the old hag wrong, and it's definitely not because he likes him.

{One Shot}

Rated - General Audiences

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hallowinspirit · 15 days

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Kacchan's Birthday Week Day 1: Childhood friends 🧡💚

Invitation to the birthday party 🥳🎈💥

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eris-snow · 10 months

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𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦

Tags: Deku's birthday series 2023, izuku x fem!reader, angst

The days are numbered, and you make sure to remember. It’s still Zuku, still the same green-haired boy who you spent hours with every day of the week.

I didn’t sleep well last night. Could we talk after school? Please?

-Izuku

You sigh as you rub your face, nodding your head. Izuku had given you the note with hopeful eyes the minute you stepped foot into the classroom. This was the price you had to pay for blowing him off for an entire day.

It wasn’t that you wanted to, you just had to…organise your thoughts. Katsuki was a good person to have through it. The entire car ride home, he’d allowed you to lean into his side as he pats your once-injured shoulder. He’d be a good older brother if he wasn’t the only child.

“Rooftop, 3 pm?” He asks, and you nod again. You open your mouth to tell him something, but then you close it again.

Your voice is thick, and everything you want to tell him is stuck in your windpipe.

Finally, you manage a, “See you later,” before slumping down on your seat and try to catch a nap before homeroom starts.

“So…” Izuku laughs nervously, fiddling with his thumbs. Wind blows his messy curls around, ruffling them up even more as he addresses his questions head-on. “Is there something you’re not telling me? I understand if don’t want to, but—”

“The feeling,” You interrupt. “Can you…tell me what it feels like? The feeling you told me about after the villain attack?”

Izuku frowns, but he relents. “I described it in my note. Nostalgic. Easy to talk to, and someone…” He pauses. “Like someone I met before.” So close.

Your breath is shaky and biting the bullet, you blurt out, “I was at Tartarus yesterday.”

“WHAT?” Izuku squawks, before slapping his hand on his mouth immediately. “That’s where you and Kacchan went yesterday?”

He sounds so surprised that it is almost accusing. Quickly, you defend yourself. “All Might was with us—”

“All Might was with you?”

Crap. If this was an otome game, you would have chosen the wrong dialogue option.

You inhale deeply first, before exhaling. “I used to have this friend, I told you about him, right? The one that played the first version of Secrets with me.”

“You mentioned him.” Izuku lowers himself back to his seat, still weary.

“He got hit by a quirk of a guy in there. My friend may be gone, but—” You wince internally, “I wanted to know what happened. The villain said a couple of things that…got to me. I didn’t want to make you worried yesterday.”

“Well, you failed at doing that, but,” Izuku scoots closer, rubbing your shoulder. “I appreciate the thought.”

“I didn’t mean to keep you up yesterday,” You admit, eyes averted. “Sorry about that.”

You’re sorry about a lot of things.

“Don’t apologise,” He scolds, shaking his head. “If anything, I’m surprised you don’t find my description of you creepy.”

“Zuku, you’ve done weirder things,” You sigh, staring directly in front of you. Maybe if you don’t look at him, you won’t have to deal with everything that was going on.

You wish.

Yesterday was a stark reminder of what had started this mess, and now, you can’t get it out of your head.

You finally make eye contact with Izuku, seeing traces of his old self in him now.

He was always so caring, and curious.

Always the first one you’d tell if something was wrong.

Except, you can’t exactly do that now, can you?

(The day right after he found out he was quirkless)

“Zuku?” You glance around the clearing, picnic basket in hand. “I know you’re here, Zuku. There’s no point in hiding.”

There’s a pregnant pause, before Izuku peeks out from behind a tree.

“I made sandwiches,” You say, holding the basket out. “Mind if I join you?”

“Only for the sandwiches,” He mutters, slumping down again.

You don’t say anything that entire time you were there, simply letting him cry as you hug him tightly and listen.

It seems like he’s always the one doing that for you now.

Izuku frets over your shoulder even more on the roof. You check up with each other, and that’s when you realise: This is it. It’s going to be one of the last times this year that you’re ever going to have conversations this easy with Izuku.

Sure, he warmed up quickly, but each version of him wasn’t the same. It was like trying to find a needle in a haystack, and each time you became friends with Izuku again, you felt your relationship getting even more distant.

This year was the only exception because you’d been through a war together.

And now you were going to lose him. All over again.

“You don’t have to tell me now,” You snap out of your thoughts and glance his way, startled. Izuku continues without pause, “Is the reason I feel like something’s off because of you?” He looks at me curiously, and all you can think about is how that curiosity was mirrored in his eyes so many years ago.

It’s been way too long, hasn’t it?

“Yes.”

It flies out of your mouth before you can even think, and the lack of sleep must really be getting to you because you swear a hint of recognition glimmers in his eyes for just a second.

When you blink again, however, it’s gone.

“Oh.” He mumbles. “Okay.”

What you would give to get him to remember him.

I don’t want you to find out why you feel like something’s missing. I’m afraid that if you get to close to the truth, you’ll only forget it all over again.

#mha #mha fanfiction #deku x reader #izuku x y/n #izuku x reader #izuku midoriya #midoriya izuku #bnha midoriya #midoriya x y/n #Deku's birthday series 2023

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An au where Izuku has been vaulted since he was little after Inko died in an accident. To make sure isn't lonely(and something to threaten) he gifts him a pet, if only it was't a shrunken person.

Now, Izuku wasn't unhappy -persay. He was just a little, well, lonely. Sure his dad came to visit at least 3 times a week, and he got to see his big brother Tomura whenever he was free, but he wished he was still in school - he missed Kacchan and his Auntie and Uncle and even his classmates. He'd just celebrated his 7th birthday with his dad, and he'd mentioned it off handedly. A dog would be great, but it was too cramped. A cat would be perfect for the space, but it might claw up his hero merch. His dad had nodded along.

Three days later he'd waltzed in with a cat carrier and a glint in his eye, one that said 'i'm so clever, you'll be impressed'. It was the same look he'd worn when he'd given Izuku his first present, a police radio, which Izuku admittedly had adored. It had also raised some uncomfortable questions about where he'd gotten it that Izuku had decided he didn't want to ask.

"Izuku, come look at what your dad got you. Now you won't need to be lonely anymore." Izukus childish excitement at a present overwhelmed the feeling of impending doom that his father's smug aura was giving off. Peaking into the cage, he couldn't help the stuttered gasp at what he saw. Luckily his father interpreted it as excitement.

"He's just a hero student, but I'm sure you and Oboro will get along fantastically. I had to fix him up after - well, hero schools aren't very responsible, as I've often told you. But he's perfectly fine now, and about the size of one of your little figurines."

Izuku stared at the miniature teen dumbly.

"Manners, Izuku."

"O - oh. Thank you, father. Hello Oboro, I'm Midoriya Izuku. It's - nice to meet you?"

#asks #bnha au #bnha #my fic #miniboro au #im rusty haha but it was a great idea

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✩ WEEKLY FIC ROUND-UP ✩

All the fics I’ve read and really enjoyed in the past week-ish. Reminder: This list features any and all ratings and themes.

BNHA

(may the bridges i have burned) light my way back home by Chrome (NOTE: I've never been a big BakuDeku fan, but there's something about the respectful, intense way the author writes them - a sense of Knowing and Trusting in a way that goes beyond words - that I really dig. Plus, I'm a fiend for bnha characters interacting with the public/social media in fics)

Since Bakugou Katsuki discovered the secret of One for All, he and Midoriya Izuku have been slowly repairing the friendship they once had. They still haven’t talked about it—but Izuku’s certain that it’s only a matter of time before they manage to lay the past to rest. But when the League of Villains attack the Sports Festival and Bakugou takes a devastating blow meant for Izuku, the whole nation is suddenly paying attention to a relationship the two people involved barely understand. Izuku needs more than ever to figure out who he and Kacchan are to each other—preferably before the internet does.

Or, “Fuck you,” Bakugou said. “I don’t need a whole face to kick your ass.”

DC (Batfamily)

Late Night Encounters by paperxcrowns

Not long after Jason comes back to Gotham and asserts himself as the Red Hood, Tim meets Jason in a diner late at night and by some miracle he doesn't recognize him. After another chance meeting where Jason still doesn't make the connection between him and Robin, Tim decides that this might just his chance to get to know Jason Todd.

the hardest part by emavee

Dick is dreading his eighteenth birthday and everything that it means for him as a foster kid. His time with his family is running out, and he needs to be prepared for what comes next, to be on his own again.

Clone Wars

Standard Operating Procedures by galateaGalvanized

“Sir, I need you to tell me what’s wrong,” Cody says, battlefield calm, and he can’t help his relief when Obi-Wan pulls the tattered remains of his usual dignity back over his shoulders.

“Right,” Obi-Wan says. “Of course. Commander, as far as I can tell, everyone besides you on this ship has fallen truly, madly, deeply in love with me.”

SVSSS

The Perils of LIVE Editing! (ft. BinggYuan!!!) by seol_xiv

In which Shen Yuan flounces around the PIDW timeline in different roles and makes a mess of everything. He likes to think he helped make some things better, but he’s pretty sure he made things worse too.

Apparently, constantly leaving behind a protagonist that has major abandonment issues was a bad thing.

…Huh, who knew?

If Shen Yuan could go back to redo his first meeting with Luo Binghe (Yes, the one where he pretended to be a fortune teller. No, not the one where he picked him up from the Luo River.) He thought that it wouldn’t have gone very differently. After all, how could he have predicted this??! “A’Yuan,” Luo Binghe (as in LUO BINGHE) purred as he leaned into Shen Yuan’s…well, everything, really. “Would you kindly tell this lord where you’ve been for the past five years?” Danger! Danger!! Danger!!! Important things must be said three times! And the protagonist looking like he was going to eat him alive was 100% f*cking important okay!?! Also, how the hell did he find out about his identity?!?! SYSTEM! WHAT THE F*CK??!!

(OR: Giving Binggē a happy ending, one version of Shen Yuan at a time!)

The Favourite by x_los

Demonic Emperor Luo Binghe's reputation precedes him. It's just not very accurate.

Anyways, Stan Shen Qingqiu by x_los

Millennial vs Gen Z? Shen Qingqiu wishes.

A young transmigrator has a new idol; Shen Qingqiu is very tired.

#i have so many session plans to write but instead i made this #i hope someone out there can benefit from my procrastination #cause i'm just Suffering #my posts #weekly fic round up #fic recs #svsss recs #sw recs #bnha recs #dc recs

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(warning for ableism after the --- separation. though, really, canon bnha deserves an ableism label as a whole anyway, cause man, ain't *that* a conversation?)

Right on his 13th birthday, he starts becoming quite lucky.

He thinks about finding a dollar on the ground, and he finds a wallet. He returns the wallet to the police station, and luckily, the person looking for their wallet is there. As a reward for his honesty, they give him 1,000 yen (roughly $10).

Izuku decides to save that $10 for later. And sure enough, about a week later, a new All Might figurine comes out. He checks his allowance, and he's $10 short...but right. He just got $10 he didn't add with his allowance! He can get it!

When he goes to buy the figurine, it's almost out of sale. He hurries to get it and he luckily does! He's cheering over his haul when he sees a young kid crying. They'd also wanted the figurine, and the parent was explaining that they couldn't get it. Izuku reaaaally wants to keep his...

But he goes over to the people and hands them his figurine. After all, he doesn't want to crush a younger kid's dream. He'll just have to wait for them to restock it! The parent and child thank him profusely, and he waves as they leave. The staff who saw this interaction call out to him before he leaves, asking for his shipping address. They were astounded by his kindness! The instant they have a restock, they'll ship it to him for free!

When they do send it about two weeks later, not only is it a restock, but it's a *limited edition version* of the figurine! Izuku squeals wordlessly with delight!

Izuku starts thinking about how lucky he's been...then starts to wonder.

After some time, he realizes that, yes, it's likely related to his increasingly uncontrollable quirk. However, much like his magic tricks, his luck has some rules, too.

He gets more lucky the more he's expressed kindness toward others. Though he did try to be mean and see how that worked...he couldn't follow through in the end. Of course, he's not perfect--he's a tween with his own troubles and temper, even if he doesn't speak. So, sometimes he notices a dip in his luck...but it's more often that it occurs when he feels like he did something bad. So, perhaps, the luck changes based on his perception of what he thinks is a kind or good thing to do.

He tests this by continuously doing kind things, and his luck compounds until, during a villain attack in the area, someone almost gets crushed under rubble. Izuku rushes to grab them and pull them away. But...but he's not fast enough! He won't get there in time!

He wishes desperately that they'll be able to miss it.

And suddenly, he feels drained, stumbling and falling to his knees mid-run.

At the same time, a hero saves them by the skin of their teeth.

He's drowsy for the rest of the day. Then, a few days later, he sees those people in the news. They were talking about how they got a string of good luck after getting rescued by a hero. The woman who was rescued ended up winning a trip to an onsen. The man, who was unrelated to her, got a job promotion. Meanwhile, Izuku's luck seemed to have reset.

So, Izuku realizes that he can, in a sense, stockpile luck, which dispenses automatically for him. But he can also send his luck to someone else, putting his stockpile back at 0.

It makes his quirk even more outlandish, and though Izuku fears what he can become as a result of it, he hides it behind his smile. Moreover, he knows he can do very good things with it, and it feels like he'd be doing the world a disservice if he doesn't become a hero. His job as a clown is to make people smile, right? Just like All Might does!

--- ---

When he's 14 and the class is talking about what school they'll go to in the future, Kacchan loudly announces that he'll go to U.A. Of course, everyone wants to go.

The teacher mulishly exposes to the class that Izuku wants to go, too.

Of course, the class breaks out in laughter, calling him a quirkless mute among other, more degrading terms. Izuku tries to sign to them why, but, like usual, they don't pay attention to his words. At least, most of them don't.

Kacchan may be mean to him, but he does pay attention when he speaks. So, when Kacchan realizes that Izuku's trying to take advantage of the quirkless application opportunity, he blows up Izuku's desk and throws that back in his face.

"As if! Quirkless people like you should know your place. Just give up and stay at the bottom where you belong, Deku!"

Izuku gazes up at all of them quietly as they jeer at him.

Silently, he knows how easy it would be to abuse his quirk. How much power he actually holds, and how much of a villain he could become.

But he simply doesn't want to do that. He just wants to make people laugh and smile with him. And, over the years, he's learned that, sometimes, it's impossible to get that out of someone.

His classmates and teacher have been impossible people to get kind, thankful laughs and smiles out of. So, as Izuku sits there on the floor, he sighs slightly as he gazes quietly back, knowing it's not his fault he's treated like this. Some people simply won't be happy with him.

Seeing the tired look in his eyes, the students get agitated. So, as the school day goes on, they bully him more than usual. A lot of knocking into him, trying to trip him, throwing paper at his head... He ignores it as much as possible.

Though, a noise does get ripped out of him when Kacchan grabs his hero notebook and sneers at its contents.

Izuku was acrobatic. He could reach for and possibly grab his book quickly. But getting in closer range with Kacchan could mean--

And then his book is exploded, singeing the papers and making the room smell of burnt ink. The blond tosses Izuku's book out of the window, and as he looks at it, floating in the water below, Kacchan tells him an idea about how to get a quirk.

Fury strikes through him, and he turns around to glare at Kacchan for suggesting suicide. Even if he didn't mean seriously, it's not something to joke about!!

See, though Izuku has some timid tendencies, he shoves it down for when he does his little clown performances and acts on his off-time. He can fake some confidence til he makes it, and he does have a rather strong temper when push comes to shove.

Katsuki responds to Izuku's glare by popping his quirk...

But to his and the other boys' surprise, Izuku stomps right up to him and crosses his arms in a big X shape. He then starts telling Kacchan off, saying how it's never good to suggest suicide to anyone, and he should never do something like that again. His hands are basically a blur as he signs, but Kacchan reads it all. The shock at Izuku's resistance finally fades, and he glowers.

"Yeah. I wasn't even being serious."

Izuku nods firmly, his eyes closed. Though, they open when fingers curl into his gakuran.

"But you know what I am serious about?"

Izuku looks up.

Then a fist slams straight into his face.

He falls back, falling over as desks and chairs scatter. The fall hurt, but the kick to his stomach hurt even more.

"Not being told what the fuck to do by a fucking joke like you!"

Izuku feels a pull. He doesn't recognize it for what it is since he thinks maybe it's a muscle as he's getting beat up.

A little while after Kacchan leaves, Izuku gets up. He's not bleeding externally, but he's got some pretty nasty bruises. One bad one was near his temple, the right side of his face near his eye. He might end up with a black eye, which would definitely be soooo fun...

He'll have to cancel some of his clown tomfoolery as he recovers.

He gets downstairs and finds his hero notebook. It's absolutely drenched, and between the explosion and extended water exposure, some of the writing is irredemable.

Izuku sighs, placing the book on a nearby grate. He makes a loose fist with his left hand and digs into the gap with his right thumb and pointer finger. He pulls a white cloth out of his previously empty hand and covers the book. After humming a short tune, he lifts the sheet.

His book is as good as new, and inside, the writing looking much more recent than before. After all, Izuku memorized most of what he'd written. The parts he didn't completely remember looked like wingding mistakes or nonsense letters. But most was as though he just wrote it, so he counted that as a win.

...I'll continue more later, I'm sleepy.

#au post 3 #clown deku au #static writes #static drabbles #bnha au #bnha #mha au

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