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incorrectquotesmcu · 11 months

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Cops: We’re going to need to speak to a parent or legal guardian.

Peter: AUNT MAY!

May: I am in the BATHTUB!

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the-real-mj · 2 months

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Mj: Do you think your aunt likes me?

Peter: May literally begged you to marry me

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jonasdirection101 · 1 year

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Peter: “I’m gonna be just like you!”

Tony, panicking: “No, no, no, no. May is gonna kill me. No, no, no. That’s a bad idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”

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underoooos · 2 years

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May : So you're like the therapist for the whole team?

Peter : Mmm kinda

May : Who's your therapist then?

Peter, holding up a small pebble : Well I talk to this rock sometimes

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 days

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Petra Parker wraps Y/N’s legs up in her webs and sits them on the couch…

Y/N: baby! I need to arrange the-

Petra: nope! It’s May the 4th and I wanna watch Empire Strikes Back with you.

Y/N: (sarcastic) okay. How ever could I manage?

Petra giggles as she nuzzles into Y/N’s side…

Y/N kisses her softly and turns on the movie…

For @multi-fandom-enjoyer and @jacenradio7

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pool-spidey · 2 years

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#incorrect spideypool quotes #source: 7th heaven #spideypool #peter parker #feat. uncle ben #feat. aunt may #wade wilson #the amazing spider-man #tasm #andrew garfield #sally field #martin sheen

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ultimate-spiderman-stuff · 2 months

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One of May's gal pals: so, are Ben and Peter twins?

May: Ha! No, if they were twins,Ben would have eaten Peter in the womb

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spideyspetertingle · 5 months

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Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever! MJ: Thank you, May! Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.

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mamaspidershit · 6 months

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Natasha: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time. Peter: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year

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Peter: Is it ok if he stays here with us tonight?

May: Hmmm… Sure. I assume you don’t have a prison record. [laughs]

Wade: Yeah… You assume that.

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keenzinemugstudent · 11 months

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Miguel: You have to let your dad die Miles that's the fate of being Spider-Man

Miles:

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Miguel: You have to let your brother di-

Y/n:

don't get me wrong I love Miguel and everything that's a whole ass child bruh also I do not condone abuse or violence😭this was just a goofy idea nothing serious yeah this is another Miguel X reader you are Miles's aunt which makes his father your brother I forgot to add that part

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the-real-mj · 2 months

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Peter, to Mj: would you like to stay for dinner

May: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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marvelflame2010 · 6 months

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Peter: Mark the day, MJ. May 19th at 5 pm.

MJ: Oh honey, we are well into October.

Peter: Really? We are?

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Peter: Isn't it amazing! Seven continents, eight billion people on the planet and a whole lifetime of choices and possible outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this particular moment... it had to be you stuck in the bathroom I walked into so I could pull this pole out of my thigh!

Tony: HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING!? HOW ARE YOU BREATHING!? HOW ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS SHIT ON THE SPOT, WHILE YOU HAVE A POLE IN YOUR THIGH!?

Peter: It's a gift

Tony: WE ARE LEAVING! NOW!

Peter: I am gonna tell everyone you were stuck in a public bathroom, you know that right?

Tony: *sarcastic* What bathroom? You think I use a public bathroom? Me? You're delusional from the blood loss kid

Peter: No I'm not!

Tony: But no one will believe you

Peter: you sick son of a bitch

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fandomnerd9602 · 4 days

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Mary Jane approaches Y/N while jostling little May…

Mary Jane: honey, the baby’s fussy.

Y/N: is my little girl fussy? Well alright then.

Y/N shoots a couple webs and forms a hammock…

Y/N settles into it and Mary Jane lays down in Y/N’s arms…

Y/N rocks the hammock back and forth forming a lulling rhythm…

Mary Jane: (purrs) thanks tiger

Y/N nuzzles her. Little May calms down as well…

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ljlokijinx · 7 months

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Peter at some point probably, after having half a syringe of an unknown liquid injected into him: What the fuck is this shit?

The enemy: Oh it's just a tid bit of cyanide, you know like twice the amount needed dose to kill you. If you want the antidote, give up.

Peter: *cackles menacingly* I drink litres of Foxglove tea because it tastes good and gets me high unlike coke or vodka. This is like what *takes out the syringe still in his neck and takes a sip out of it* 50 mg of cyanide mixed with water? I won't even get tipsy from it!

Tony: Peter please-

Fun fact I actually helped myself with Google for the measurements. When I Googled the cyanide the answers where "mental health help" and suicide hotlines 😘

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