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sillymushroom17 · 1 day

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Pomefiore is the trans dorm. All the trans peeps are put in there. The Dark Mirror takes one look at you and if you're trans it's like "Another one for Pomefiore".

My source: Trust me bro

Epel is all hung up on being put in Pomefiore and complains to Rook and Rook's like "Oui, it's because you're trans." Being trans is an entry requirement. Not everyone at NRC who's trans is in Pomefiore, but everyone in Pomefiore is trans. The Dark Mirror told me itself, this is 100% fact.

(Also Vil is totally genderfluid/bigender, Rook is 100% transfem, and Epel is absolutely transmasc)

Rook wanted to transfer to Pomefiore and the only question the mirror asked was "Are they trans?" When the answer was totally yes, it immediately let Rook transfer

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #shitpost #headcanon #rook hunt #pomefiore #epel felmier #vil schoenheit #please don't take this seriously #this is a shitpost headcanon #but also they're totally all trans in some way

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i-regret-nothing-lol · 1 year

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Never thought I'd ship Bowser and Luigi but here we are...

I drew this in less than half-an-hour so it's pretty shitty but you know what? I love it.

#mario #bowser #luigi #bowser x luigi #crack ship #please don't take this seriously #bowuigi

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man3at3r-mp4 · 3 months

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Me the second I enter heaven/hell in Vivziepop's universe.

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starcurtain · 3 months

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Outing myself as the dead-opposite of a Genshin rarepair lover to say that my favorite brand of Zhongli/Childe is definitely:

Grandpa's Mid-Life Crisis Retirement Checklist:

✅️ Flawless human disguise (no one suspects a n y t h i n g)

✅️ Part-time side hustle

✅️ Self-planned funeral (the flowers were fire 👌)

✅️ Friends know I'm not actually dead

✅️ Liyue flourishing

✅️✅️✅️ Russian mail order husband

#genshin impact #genshin impact shitpost #zhongli #childe #tartaglia #zhongchi #tartali #listen I don't understand how the fandom couldn't settle on #chili #as the ship name #PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY #(but I'm right though).#Other adepti's retirement plans:#meditation #inventing #cloud gazing #contemplation of nature's virtues #Rex Lapis' retirement plan:#Cause the biggest fucking commotion #throw myself the sickest retirement party #find the one (1) boy in Liyue Cloud Retainer would NOT approve of #whirlwind romance with a sexy young abyss-corrupted enemy of the state #Neuvillette voice: He blew up our courtroom???#Zhongli voice: *happy sigh* That rascal.#OKAY BUT BEING SERIOUS #What I actually mean is that I love Zhongli/Childe fics and art #that recognize that Zhongli had lost his sense of purpose #and begun to question whether his existence was even needed anymore #and Childe is so full of the will to live no matter what #to keep growing and improving just for the wild joy and sake of existence itself

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malcontentonline · 9 months

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Spoilers for good omens season 2 under the cut...

But like what if (post miracle) Jim and Beelzebub hung out a bunch huh? What then?

Sucks to be you, little guy.

That's all I got for now :p

#good omens 2 spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #please don't take this seriously #they have and will always be my goofy little guys #assistant jim au #my art

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s3janus · 3 months

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"I hate Victor so much!!! He's such an annoying loser!!!" OK. Anyways, you could not pull Henry Clerval

#this is a joke #please don't take this seriously #victor frankenstein #henry clerval #frankenstein #clervenstein #clervalstein #gothic literature #classic literature #goth lit #mary shelley

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harley-joking · 8 months

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Dazai and his bitches.

#bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #soukoku #bsd fyodor #fyozai #kunizai #odazai #bsd sigma #sigmazai #double black #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #Please don't take this seriously #it's a joke.#multy.

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mybrainislostinagalaxyfarfaraway · 1 month

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My Star wars Thoughts Today:

•I'm sure this has probably already been done somewhere, but the scene on Revenge of The Sith where Palpatine is laughing in the Senate hover (bumper) cars hall, dubbed over with Mandarc's voice from Dexter's Labratory.

You're welcome.

•Commander Fox trying to explain his problem/s to his brothers with only screaming and emphatic hand gestures.

(They panic hug him when he starts crying after they both just give him thumbs up.)

•Star Wars The Clone Wars movie set Au where the actor playing Anakin can't stop bursting out laughing after every single one of his 'Dark and brooding scenes', making the other's join in with him.

The actors playing the clones are a huge family of Kiwi's and are a mix of husbands, fathers, brothers, cousins, nephews etc and they're always caught goofing off or breaking the fourth wall during filming and are the absolute life blood of the set always making each other and everyone burst out laughing, or into tears during really emotional scenes.

The Togruta actress playing Ahsoka impressing everyone with her screeching, Pteradactal impressions.

The actors playing Anakin and Padme giggling whenever they have a cutesy love scene together. The actors playing the clones make it harder by making kissing noises and stupid faces in the background.

•One of the clone Commanders pops his helmet on one of his little baby vod's heads and all the entire battalion hears is 30 parsecs of a raspberry playing over their shared speaker out of nowhere.

Bonus if it's somehow an open comm channel so anyone in the vicinity of the clones can hear it too.

Imagine several clones sitting in an important meeting and both them and the Jedi suddenly hear that noise crackle over the clone's comms.

1. "And General Greivous' ship the - *Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

They all stop and stare.

Now Obi-Wan Kenobi can never get that noise out of his head whenever he thinks of or has to face General Greivous -Hence why he never really takes him seriously.

2. A clone is cleaning his weapon and all his brothers around him hear is-

"*Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

He stops cleaning and stares at his Vod who all stare right back at him, a mixture of disgust and amusement on their faces as they all begin walking out of their shared barracks.

"Keep it to y'self Vod."

"Dis-GUSTING."

"Uh, no, wait! I didn't-!"

"Yeah, yeah, Surrrre~ STANK Vod."

"My name is Tanker-"

"*Distant* Not anymore it's not!"

*Tanker let's out a miserable noise*

3. Another clone trooper named Charmer is trying to 'Charm' his way into the pants of a Senator's intern when that sound goes off over his helmet comm.

"How about you and me go out?"

"A little dinner, a little dancing, a little-*Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

He's left standing there, embarrassed as she runs away, a hand over her mouth and nose to contain her hysterical laughter.

And The Clone Commander is having an absolutely great time sitting back and watching his little Vod cause some chaos.

(They never figure out who it was either.)

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macleod · 6 months

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Concept: A societal health metric based on the observed distributed appreciation and popularity placed on individual musical performers.

My theory is that society is less healthy when vocalists are considered more important than the instrumentalists in a musical group. There is a perfect distribution to be found here.

#mine #please don't take this seriously #or do #we probably should #music

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greenapplebling · 2 years

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Tim: *constantly forgets how the microwave works*

Also Tim: *would resolve a murder case after 5 seconds of looking through the scene*

Jason:

Jason: I can't tell if Tim is a dumbass or a genius, so I'll start calling him gembass

Barbara: Come on now, he's just a bad adjusted adult-

Dick: Dumbius

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the-hovel-of-a-nerdy-rabbit · 7 months

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Is it me or does the 1967 scene in GO S1 feel a bit strange now after getting this 1941 scene in S2?

"You go too fast for me, Crowley." 🥺

Sir, you sounded REALLY fast 26 years ago.

"Well there must be something I can do for you...in return?"😉

#good omens #neil gaiman #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #crowley #innefable husbands #aziracrow #this is a joke #i swear this is a joke #please don't take this seriously

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not-me-underc0ver · 5 months

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Peter: Tony, I need you to listen to me when I say this.

Tony:

Peter: There is not a single person or thing in this universe that can make you happy; only you can do that.

Tony:

Peter: Happiness must come from within. If not even you can make yourself happy, how could anyone else?

Tony: Peter, I just wanted to know if you wanted to get Taco Bell or Burger King.

Peter: Can I get both? That would make me so happy-

#peter parker #tony stark #irondad #iron dad #peter and tony #spider son #the world is built for two #funny #incorrect irondad quotes #this is crack #please don't take this seriously

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wildfang-art · 28 days

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I made this for a slightly unhinged Powerpoint presentation that I forced my friends to sit through and thought I might as well share it on here ................ enjoy

#roman roy #kieran culkin #would #please don't take this seriously #or maybe do #i'm not a cop

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mariusslonelysoul · 1 year

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Pros of uniting brasil and argentina:

8 stars⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Cons of uniting brasil and argentina:

idk i don't understand current politics or economics

#for legal reasons this is a joke #please don't take this seriously #brargentina #brasil #argentina #brargentina 2024

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good-to-drive · 7 months

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