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bunny-lovez · 5 months

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When your friend is really..really really REALLY supportive..

#dog girl #doggy girl #furry #yuri #wlw #chiuahua girl #golden retriver girl

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moonyswarmsweaters · 2 months

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Idk why but I find it extremely entertaining the idea that Regulus, even though incredibly intelligent, cannot for the life of him figure out muggle ‘magic’ tricks. How muggles achieve such things without any real magic is his life’s biggest mystery. What makes it even worse for Reg is that James is surprisingly talented at doing them and refuse to tell him how it’s done.

James using that to annoy his boyfriend in arguments like

Regulus: You are SO irresponsible! How could you……

James: *pulls out a deck of cards * Regulus: Don’t you dare

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blaewen · 19 days

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We’re all “golden retriever Buck” here, “labrador Buck” there but we need to talk about “domesticated black cat Eddie Diaz” that lights up like the sun shines out of Buck’s ass and he has a vitamin D deficiency every time they meet unexpectedly

#feel free to add gifs #I am really bad at posting from mobile #I’m referring to 704 and the 705 trailer #911 abc #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 #911 fandom #911 fox #911 on abc #black cat Eddie Diaz #golden retriver buck

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kaionyx · 20 days

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I hope everyone who claims they want to be with me knows that i’m not this hard dom all the time. Yes I post about the many dark and sadistic fantasies I want to do someday, but that’s all they are. Fantasies. In fact, i’m actually a complete nerd and a huge one at that.

I can infodump constantly about the different conspiracies I have or about my favorite game for hours, bring you different rocks and things I find and explain to you how they were made and how old they are. Talk about certain points in history and give you facts that I know you aren’t going to remember but I say them anyway just because someone new is listening, I could go on and on.

But inside the bedroom i’m nothing more than a feral dog in a rut that sees a warm set a holes to fuck his litters into, forcing each and every one of these sick and disgusting thoughts that run through my head onto the precious bunny I claimed. Growling and repeating faux sympathy and all those degrading praises they love so much while marking their neck with bites and scratches from holding them in place as I abuse their little frail body until I had my fill.

Then it’s right back to the sweet, loving boyfriend from before until it inevitably repeats. I guess in a way you could say it’s almost like a golden retriever but yknow, in a scary way.

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themanfromeire · 28 days

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James Potter is 100% the type to fall for scams. My guy would give away his social security number if you asked nicely

#marauders #james potter #marauders reader #harry potter #jegulus #jegulily #he's so silly #He's too nice for his own good #golden retriver boyfriend

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revwatts · 21 days

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Petition to make

'loud, chaotic and dramatic husky girlfriend x sunshine, lovable and adorable golden retriever boyfriend'

to happen.

"Chaos follow me everywhere I go." Boyfriend x "Are you calling me chaos!?" Girlfriend

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suiana · 2 months

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Golden retriever yan guy who is loved by everyone but bros actually evil asf and the reader knows it.

(yandere! golden retriver x gn! black cat reader) (both of them r actually the opposite because whynnot)

Looks can be deceiving, that you know all too well. From the frightened faces, to the hushed whispers, you've never been really popular with anyone. Everyone found you scary, too frightening to be around. That's why you were a loner, isolated away from everyone else.

So when you find out the name of the guy who's been paying you more attention than ever, you feel the hair on your neck stand up. Sure, he does charity work, connects well with others, is friends with technically everyone, and even has that big dopey smile on his face...

But eyes are the window to the soul, and you know he's far from a gentle guy.

Those eyes harbour nothing but obsession, a terrible case of lovesickness. You can't help but feel terrified at the mere sight of him. I mean, how are you supposed to feel comforted when all you are met with are voidless pits of insanity?

But no one will believe you when you say that their beloved golden retriver is actually insane. Why would they? He looks too friendly to be a monster!

They've already been corrupted by him. It's no use trying to convince them otherwise. You only have yourself to count on to protect yourself against him. Because even your family has been turned against you by his honeyed words.

"He's such a gentleman!"

"You have such a good friend!"

"When will you two get married?"

"He's perfect for you!"

Now you can't even head to your family for reassurance. Not when he's already slotted himself into your life.

All you can do is pray he doesn't want anything more than than just a simple relationship. And even then, that is a big wish. For he has already told you time and time again how he wants to be wholly and irrevocably yours. And his eyes have never betrayed his feelings.

Eyes full of madness and insanity, you will always be haunted by his words "I love you.".

You can only hope that you don't get corrupted by him, retaining your originaly self and sanity. It's too late to escape, and you know it. It's only a matter of time until everyone around you is rejoicing, celebrating the start of a new relationship. One where you have no choice but to agree to be in.

#suiana's sinners #yandere #tw yandere #yandere x reader #yandere drabbles #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #yandere concept #yandere golden retriver #yandere golden retriver x reader #gn reader #suiana rambling #suiana brainrotting

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indeedgoodman · 5 months

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