#rob batman

[deadsetobsessions]

Of all the places he could have been summoned to, Danny Phantom had never considered a private school’s bathroom to be one of them.

With glowing green skin, a shock of flickering flames for hair, and a suit made out of the spaces between collapsing stars, Danny stared down at the stupefied faces of Gotham Academy’s finest students. One of them had their face in their hands, having caught sight of him and undergoing all the stages of grief in but a moment.

They sat around a circle that he was appropriately impressed with considering the limited space they had to work with. Danny could see the empty stalls, some of which were adorned with drawings and writings that were left by the, no-doubt, extremely busy caretaker.

“Seriously, a bathroom?” Danny wrinkled his nose.

“Holy shit, that actually worked?” One of the kids blurted out, then slammed their hands on top of their mouth.

“Did you expect it not to?” Danny squinted at them, frowning. It’s Friday, so it’s not like he had much to do, but Danny would prefer it if his time wasn’t wasted.

“No- no, your… uh, highness?”

“All of that schooling and you’re still uneducated,” one of the other ones hissed at the red headed kid who spoke. It’s “Your Majesty.” He’s a king, idiot!”

That was a pretty solid burn but, “It’s actually just Phantom. Did you guys want something? I’m busy.”

He’s not busy, but who cares?

“Uh…” the kids exchanged glances. The one in the back sighed and spoke up. He adjusted his glasses.

“We’re sorry for bothering you, Phantom. You wouldn’t happen to have a solution for dimensional separation, would you?”

“Huh.” Danny tilted his head, face souring. “I hate dimensional issues. They’re the worst. Who’s causing them?”

“His name’s Klarion!” The one who slapped a hand across his mouth earlier piped up.

“Oh! The lords of chaos or whatever. Yeah, I can help, for a price.”

Danny is against unpaid labor. Extremely against it, considering his side gig is being a half-dead vigilante. Then again, are you really a vigilante if you’re not half dead on a regular basis?

“What do you want?” Despite the reluctance from earlier, it’s clear the one with the glasses made the big decisions in this weird friend group.

“… A hundred dollars.”

“That’s it? No stipulations?” When Danny nodded, the kid had a calculating expression. “Deal.” The teen said immediately. He pulled out cash and wow, Danny’s definitely in a place with a different tax bracket.

He snatched it. Nasty burger money!

“Deal’s a deal. Also, don’t ever summon me again, but if you do, don’t ever do it in a bathroom again. You kids are so weird.” Danny floated out of the circle, grinning sharply. He formed a small bird- he doesn’t know why, but it felt right- of ice and handed it to the kid with glasses. “There. Proof of the deal.”

With that, Danny disappeared. Private school kids were so fucking weird, but… Dash and his goons were probably worse. What’s a little ritualistic summoning in the face of teenagers?

——

“I leave you guys alone for ten minutes and you summon the king of the dead?” Robin narrowed his eyes at his teammates, traitors who had the good graces to look sheepish. “How could you?! I wanted to try, too!”

Kid Flash patted him on the shoulder, a granola bar appearing in his mouth now that the possible world ending terror disappeared. “Sorry, Rob. Maybe next time! Magic still isn’t real though.”

“I’m not doing this shit in a bathroom again,” Artemis rolled back to her feet. “He sounded like he was going to rip our bones out if we ever summoned him in a bathroom again.”

“Ugh…”

#dcxdp #dpxdc #danny phantom #batman #bruce wayne #dc x dp #dick grayson #Robin #young justice #artemis crock #kid flash #I’m aware Artemis didn’t know about rob in this ep #I think? it’s been a while since I’ve watched it #Wally West

[oifaaa]

You know that thing the English police tried to do a few years ago were they'd have life size cardboard cutouts of police in shop windows to try and deter crime yeah I think the citizens of gotham would do that but with life size cut outs of batman

#dc #detective comics #dc comics #batman #like just a life size cardboard cutout of batman in their windows at night #so criminals think #oh shit batmans in there #and dont rob the place #i think itd work #batman is known for like #standing ominously in dark places #oifaaaposts

[eileenguy]

also, why are we so obsessed with adapting children's media to make it more "adult"? why does everything need a gritty reboot? do we really have such little respect for entertainment and art geared towards children that we HAVE to make it darker and edgier and more palatable to adults? like. that's literally Scooby-Doo. it's a show for kids. and most comic books were for kids too! like that man calls himself Batman! he has a car called The Bat-mobile! just admit that u think children's media is entertaining and well made!

#muku.priv #scooby doo #velma 2023 #batman #to be clear i dont have any problems w the rob patinaon batman movie i just find this trend frustrating as a whole

[darthvaders]

#dcedit #filmedit #batman returns #selina kyle #bruce wayne #filmgifs #moviegifs #userstream #dailyflicks #mine #gif #@ reeves remake this scene w/ rob & zoe #userlily

[snufkins-boot]

Dc x dp idea: kill yourself

Listen, I firmly believe that Danny and any of the bats would flirt like fucked up little animals, disgusting little creatures.

I’m using Damian as an example because take a wild guess based on literally fucking anything I’ve ever posted on who my favourite is.

Danny, if ghosted for long enough, would probably just say kill yourself, not as in ‘go die whore’ but ‘let’s be immortalised together forever’. Even better if it’s ghost queen or king or whatever Danny because he’s basically just offering a green card to the afterlife and that funny as fuck.

And Damian would bring him skulls and poisonous mushrooms and keep several tabs on his location at all times and points because he is his mother’s son after all. He’d kill Freakshow or something and put a bunch of flowers into his hollowed out bones for decoration and hand it to him because love.

This doesn’t even have to be dc x dp, I just firmly believe that literally any of the characters from Batman or Danny Phantom would flirt like serial killers.

#is freakshow alive? #it’s been a hot minute since I’ve watched that episode #if not then it’s grave robbing I guess #dc #danny phantom #danny phantom crossover #dp x dc crossover #batman #writing prompts #dcxdp #Danny: kill yourself <3 #Damian who is currently mad at him: I’m going to find a way to become immortal

[balu8]

Jorge Jimenez

Superman #37

DC

#dc comics #superman #batman #jorge jimenez #peter j. tomasi #patrick gleason #alejandro sanchez #rob leigh #comics #art

[firerose18991]

AU where Superman and his baby returning from a play date with Damian and Bruce at the Wayne manor.

*Video call comes in

Clark: Hi bruce

Bruce: Clark….

Clark: Yeah (shuffling around cause he just got home)

Bruce: Take a good look at your baby. (he's holding baby a fussing baby john)

And then Clark freezes what he's doing and lifts the baby out of the björn to get a good look at him. And he's just met with happy green eyes.

Clark: Hi Damian🙂. (Turns to camera) I was wondering why he was so quiet.

#And the whole way back he baby talks to damian😭 #“Why didn't you tell me you weren't John” #Damian has like 2 teeth to his name #They laugh about it later #Probably #also I believe baby john is loud asl #Baby fever #I fear #They were robbed #Bruce Wayne #Batfam headcannons #Batsiblings #batman #dc #damian wayne #john kent #clark kent #dc headcanon #nightwing #red hood #superboy #superbat #batdad #batman and robin #batkids #superman #justice league #incorrect batfamily quotes #chaos shit #batman x superman

[tomatoart]

unregistered hypercam 2

#Edward Nashton #the batman #bruce wayne #riddlebat #the batman 2022 #the riddler #edward nygma #needle tw #doodle dump SLAMMM DUNK #they r so trans gender to me. also obsessed w drawing bruce smiling bc despite being a brit rob has the sweetest smile ^-^ (joke) #queue are lovely #also i rllt like the semirealistic eddie i rule.... HIGH FIVES HIGH FIVES #firm believer in brony ed but in a very nice and cute way

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Okay so the stepsiblings Tim and Cassie again! I want the rest of YJ to figure it out first and just not mention out of politeness, thinking that 'yeah, everyone already knows but you don't just say it out loud'. Like she brings (read: drags kicking and screaming) Tim to meet young justice. Everyone (actually I wanna say everyone but Kon because he's a moron) can immediately tell and they assume that Cassie knows and is just making fun of him for thinking she wouldn't recognize him so they play along.

Next time Kon and Cassie are making a fuss about Robin not telling them his secret ID they get the most incredulous looks in the world.

Kon: I just don't think we can trust him if he doesn't trust us

Cassie: I mean I love him but who knows what he's doing when he's not here

Everyone else:

#slo-bo ends up being the one who outs him bc once he's blind he can't tell the difference #slobo: oh hey tim i didn't know you were visiting #anita: he's wearing the mask mon #slobo: oh sorry rob #tim: it's cool #bart: you could say he's blind as a bat #cissie: that's ableist #kon: whatthefuckareyoutwotalkingabout.jpg #tim drake #tim drake sandsmark au #cassie sandsmark #kon el #bart allen #slo-bo #batman #dc #young just us #young justice #yj98 #young justice 98

[jasonsgrayson]

From Tom Sturridge’s (Dream from Sandman) IMDb:

So you’re telling me this man:

Has been besties with this man:

Since middle school?

I have simultaneously a million and also no questions

#where the hell in England do they just have a conveyer belt of attractive skinny white dudes with the sharpest cheekbones you’ve ever seen #like seriously did they grow those cheekbones in a lab? #do you think their mom’s ever confused them for each other? #because I’m already confusing them for each other #Rob and Tim the dynamic duo #Tim and Rob school chums #now both gerard way emo core dc comics protagonists #this is mystifying to me #the sandman #sandman #batman #the batman #Battinson #Bruce wayne #dc #Morpheus #apparently his name is Tom #I’m sorry I can’t tell the difference between Tim and Tom #can u blame me?

[incorrectbatfam]

The Gooners' reactions to Discowing, please?

Rob: I'm not getting paid enough for this.

Blaise: *throws his bong away*

Kellin: Hm, a useful distraction. Or perhaps a deterrent.

Molly: This is why you don't get high on your own supply.

Otto: Damnit, I went to the army to escape this!

Milo:

Gene: *takes a picture to make sure he's not hallucinating*

Mac: *runs to the eye wash station*

Booker: *checks to see if his glasses are broken*

#dick grayson #nightwing #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman #batman family #original character #rob steeler #blaise ashwin #kellin awut #molly adams #booker smartt #otto von hammerstein #milo carr #mac weber-keyes #gene poule #gotham gooners #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc villains #dc comics #headcanon #meme #tw drug mention #tw mental illness

[gothamverse]

did someone say she/her yeehaw joker? no? okay well you still have to look at her

#joker redesign #dc fanart #dc fan designs #the joker #batman fanart #batman fan designs #batman au #my art #the yeehaw outfit won the poll! so here ya go #firstly. her and harley have a cool good relationship #her and harley change themes every few years #and they had a five year cowboy stint because theres so many fun cowboy crimes you can do #tie somebody to the railroad tracks #rob a bank in a bandit outfit #like cmon they write themselves

[trekkele]

Batman and Robin, but its a ‘who stole the cookie’ style picture book.

Based on @sparkypantaloons idea

#batdad #the batkids are coming! #trekkele tries to art #ngl im shocked how well my other #art in this style did #batman #robin #bruce wayne #and ambiguous baby #and rob-bear! #thats robin bear #actually technically this is alfred batman and baby bruce #doodles from the discord

[fabuloustrash05]

rob paulsen sure has a thing for redheads

Does this count too?

Like, I know this would technically not count because it’s a comic so no voices are obviously in this, but it’s still a Rob Paulsen character crushing on another redhead.

#it’s canon #2012 Donnie likes redheads #yenamour #asks #answered #rob paulsen #voice actors #the little mermaid #fairy odd parents #danny phantom #TMNT 2012 #TMNT Batman comic

[robdelicious]

New The Batman movie still of Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne

#robert pattinson #rob pattinson #the batman #still of batman #bruce wayne

[batcavescolony]

Batman #186

I love it when Bruce just does rich people things. He decided that kids that Dick was working with needed ice cream so he got a ice cream truck and brang it to them.

#this is the first time ive seen Alfred too. so far ive read just Detective Comics but this is Batman's stand alone comics and i think silver #age? so Alfred is now in it! #comics #dc comics #robin #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #alfred pennyworth #jonathan crane #scarecrow #im reading Batman Arkham: Scarecrow so that why all my post are about Scarecrow #bRuCe dOesNt dO aNYtHiNg fOr GoThAm hE jUsT bEaTs uP tHe mEnTaLy iLl 🙄🙄🙄 #pick up a comic. he does plenty and you act like those mental ill people arnt committing crimes! its not like he just goes into a hospital #and beats up the people in the psych ward. they mentally ill people he fights are robbing people or killing or committing crime #and do you think Batman is mentally stable? look at him! normal people dont do that