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#see this is why telling someone on here to wash their ass is actually a valid comeback cause clearly a lot of you don't do that lmaoo
alexcabotgf · 6 months
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naur just saw a poll asking people how often they shower and the tags on it are crazy
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anticomedygarden · 7 months
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"Would you quit looking at everyone like that?" Will said exasperatedly. "You're scaring people."
Nico didn't even try to control his scowl as he studied each of Will's classmates. It could be any one of them, really, since Will had stuck a bi pride pin on his backpack for anyone to see. (Not that he had a problem with the flag, obviously, but when half the room was clearly leering at his boyfriend...maybe he had a problem with it.) "If you just told me which one-"
"No," Will interrupted, fiddling with something on the chair. The two were at a blood drive in the cafeteria of Will's school, and Will, being a med student, had to work it along with several kids in the same program, giving Nico a perfect chance keep Will company. "I'm not telling you who was hitting on me."
"Why?" Nico thought it was a fair question, him being the boyfriend and all.
"'Cause I prefer my classmates unmurdered, thanks."
"I wouldn't murder anyone," he grumbled.
"Tell that to your face."
Somehow, he resisted the urge to give Will the finger.
Around them, doctor's office chairs were occupied by generous people hooked up to machines taking their blood. Will's was the only empty chair.
So maybe it was Nico's fault.
He worked on unclenching his jaw, and within a few minutes, someone approached them.
Will smiled and pulled out a clipboard. "Hi! Are you here to give blood?"
The blonde woman smiled. "Yes."
"Awesome! Go ahead and sit down. I have a few questions to ask you."
She maneuvered herself into the chair awkwardly, glancing at Nico a couple times. "Is this confidential?"
Will nodded. "Of course."
She looked at Nico again. "What about him?"
Nico waved a hand. "I'm gonna go get a drink."
Without waiting, he walked through the cafeteria and out into the hallway to wander around for a bit. There were very few people in the hall, even for a Saturday, so he was able to explore unhindered. He passed a lot of classrooms (obviously), several with anatomical models, a couple with actual full skeletons, and one with the distinct smell of formaldehyde wafting from it, a smell he probably shouldn't be able to identify so easily. For how much everybody considered him and Will to be opposites, their domains really weren't all that different, honestly.
In one hallway, there was a big floor-to-ceiling window through which he saw some pigeons absolutely going at it, the city skyline a simple background to the showdown of the century as the birds flapped their wings menacingly and pecked and jabbed at each other. Just when the fight was getting good and Nico thought they could be monsters in disguise, they just flew off, disappearing into the cloudy expanse above.
Well. They couldn't all be epic Greek demigods.
At some point, he found a vending machine and bought himself some chips and a bag of Doritos to take back to Will, and, checking the time, started making his way back to the cafeteria.
When he got there, Will brightened considerably across the room, which made Nico pretty happy. Take that, mystery person.
There was nobody in the chair, so Nico walked right up to him. "Hey, Sunshine."
"Hey." Will grabbed his wrist in a latexed hand. "Are those Doritos?"
Nico laughed. "Yeah, but you can't have them until you wash your hands. Germs." He wiggled his fingers.
Will wrinkled his nose. "Fine. Hey, as long as you're here, why don't I take your blood?"
Nico looked at him oddly but got in the chair. "I thought you couldn't use our blood because of the ichor?"
"That's not what I need it for."
Incredibly confused, Nico narrowed his eyes, wondering if this was some kind of modern thing he didn't know about. "What?"
Will continued getting him ready for the blood draw. "Do you know how much blood your reckless ass loses weekly? It's good to have it on hand."
Nico blinked at him, then offered his arm. "Um. Alright."
Which was how, ten minutes later, Nico ended up shoving two bags of his own blood into his inner jacket pocket, hoping nobody was watching.
"I better not get arrested for this," Nico muttered, because even in this completely ridiculous, stupid-as-shit situation, he never even considered not covering for Will.
"You'll be fine," Will said as packed up his station. Apparently, it was time to go. "That's what the mist is for." Even so, he glanced around, checking for eyes among the other med students getting ready to leave for the day. Then, satisfied, he stood and offered Nico his hand. "Ready to go?"
Nico took it, lacing their fingers together. "Yep."
Together, they walked out the doors into the sweet free air.
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becauseimswagman1 · 2 months
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Toxic Love
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A/N:.... it's been forever since I've posted...I'M BACK WITH THE SMUT GUYS. Don't be afraid to comment either!!!
A/N#2: he got some pretty teeth y'all
This for you @itsbackwoodsbby 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
(She wrote something for me. Gotta get her backkkk)
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To say that you and your man are a toxic couple is downplaying just how toxic y’all actually are. He cheats and cheats, yet you stay. “Why?” is the million-dollar question. You could say you love him, but you could also say you love the money he makes. See your man is a drug dealer, but not just any ole drug dealer, he’s feared. He’s not to be messed with in any way, so what made you finally get his lying and cheating ass back? The most recent bitch he cheated on you with.
Her name is whor- Hazel. Hazel been tryna get at your man forever. You’re surprised he even fucked that fuck-anything-that-walks, homewrecking ass girl, but niggas will be niggas you guess. You’ve come to realize that they’ll fuck anyone and anything.
Anyways, you got him back by fucking his fine ass, big dick-having-ass cousin. Guess it really does run the family, but the dick was trash and the head was bomb, but if your man asks then all of it was better than him.
You could only imagine how crazy he acted once he found out, but he was almost done with his drops for the day so you’d find out in a minute or two.
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You hear a car door slam and shortly after the front door slam too, “Ayo what the fuck am I hearing bout you fucking my cousin Dre?!”
You almost laughed, his anger was comical to you. You admit you did act like this when you found out he cheated the first time, but as smart as he is… you figured he would’ve figured everything out by now.
You shrugged at him, “Oh they talking about that already? Damn word get around fast. And don’t be slamming the doors in this house!”
“It’s true? You sit up here living this lavish ass lifestyle and you decide to act like one of yo lil friends and fuck anybody with a pulse.”
Okay, he was doing too much now. It’s not like you slept with half the motherfuckers in his gang unlike someone (Hazel).
You stood up off the couch, “Nah, Trevante fuck you! I don’t know why you tryna make me out to be some type of hoe but that shit not gone fly. Yo black ass acting like I fucked yo brother or something. It was just your cousin so back up off me.”
He walked over to you and got in your face, “Tell me that shit not true. Tell me it’s not so I can go pop the nigga that told me.”
Damn, did he have the grill in today? Top AND bottom too? Mhmmmm.
You stared up into his eyes as innocently as you could while he looked down at you, “Sorry baby, but… it’s true. And it was sooo good, too. He fucked me way better than you.”
God, he’s wearing the cologne that makes you soak your panties in record time.
“Oooooh now he’s better than me? I’ll murk that nigga right now, blood or not. Keep on testing me, ma.”
He’s gonna fuck you up. He’s no longer mad at the get back, but the thoughts of another man fucking you better and that you could possibly leave him because of that haunt him now.
“I’ll be here to wash your clothes when you get back. Just don’t come in here dripping blood and shit. It’ll be a bitch to get out our new carpets.”
Trevante could see how unphased you were about this whole thing and it only pissed him off more. You gave away your pussy and that belonged to him.
He grabbed your neck and got real close to your face, “Say he’s better than me again, and watch what happens to you.”
You smirked, this is exactly what you wanted, “He’s better than you. Maybe this will teach you not to fuck with dirty ass hoes.”
He chuckled, tightening his hold on your neck a little, “So you mad I fucked one of yo lil friends?”
“She’s not-” He cut you off, “Right. She’s not. But you really went out and did what you did as a get back? You put on your big girl panties and took a shot at me? That’s a mistake, baby.”
He pecked your lips then threw you over his shoulder, “You gone regret that shit.”
“Baby-”
“Nah, don’t “baby” me now. You was just talking all that shit, it’s time to put your money where your mouth is.”
Trevante took you to your shared room and sat you down on your feet then grabbed your neck again, making you look at him, “You gonna be good for Daddy?”
“Mhm.” you avoided his heated stare. You knew what he had in store for you was gone have you acting right...for now.
He tightened his grip on your neck, “Words ma, or you not gone get what you deserve.”
“I’ll be daddy’s good gir-” he adjusted your head to look at him in his eyes, “Good what?”
“I’ll be daddy’s good little slut.”
He pecked your lips and let your neck go, “Take your panties off. Ass up, face down.”
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etherealyoungk · 17 days
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strangers to lovers | moon junhui
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seventeen as romantic tropes series ✩ masterlist ✩
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PAIRING: junhui x reader
THEMES: strangers to lovers trope, blind date
WARNINGS: fluff
WORDCOUNT: 850
A/N: enjoy <3
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you reached the restaurant a bit early and sat down at a table, waiting for your date to arrive. it was your first blind date and you were really nervous about it, but also a little hopeful because he seemed like a nice guy when you had talked and he seemed really eager to meet you. you wore a simple yet pretty outfit and some minimal makeup. you checked the time on my phone and it was almost 5:00pm. he should be here soon. but 15 minutes have passed and he's still not here.
"are you ready to order miss?" the waitress asks.
"no i'm actually waiting for someone", you say and she gives you a small nod and goes on her way. another ten minutes pass and he's still not here. you call and text him but he isn't taking your calls and isn't seeing your texts either.
dread and realisation wash over you as you realise you've been stood up. but some part of you doesn't want to believe it and you keep waiting, hoping that he's just late. the waitress makes her way to your table again and you try your best to keep calm as you tell her the person you're waiting for is running latel but she just gives you a look like she knows.
as you look around, people are glancing at you and giving you apologetic looks and you suddenly feel so embarrassed, looking down at your lap, and fiddling with your fingers. it's been almost 45 minutes and now you really don't think he's going to show up - you've been stoop up. you finally get the courage to get up and leave when a man you've never seen before and is damn well not your date sliding into the seat across from you, flashing you a pretty smile.
"hey babe, i'm so sorry i got late, i had a small setback at work", he says loudly, like he wants everyone to hear. you furrow my brows in confusion.
"'i'm jun, just go with it okay?" he adds quietly, and you don't know why but you went with it. maybe because he was trying to help you from this embarrassing situation.
"finally! i was so hungry", you reply, surpressing the urge to laugh out loud at what you were doing right now.
"oh really? you should have ordered something for yourself then, i'm so sorry for being late", he replied and you couldn't help but chuckle at this exchange, and he chuckled along too.
you both go quiet again, just looking at each other. "whoever didn't bother to show up is an ass", he says, breaking the silence. "so you don't mind if i join you right?" he asks, looking at you intently.
"no, it's fine", you say and we order our food.
"how did you know i was stood up?" you ask, leaning forward.
"oh, you're going to think i'm weird", he rubbing the back of his neck "like this situation isn't weird enough", you prompt, giving him a look.
"i see you in the bus almost every day and i thought of asking for your number so i followed you. but it looked like you were waiting for someone so i just sat on the bench outside. and when i saw no one had come after 20 minutes, combined with the look of dread on your face, it was easy to put it all together", he explains sheepishly.
"oh, was it that obvious?" you asked, feeling embarrassed and shy again. "yeah, but i think i came and saved you just in time didn't i?" he asked, proud. "yes you did, thank you for that", you say smiling.
he's so sweet and so cute not to mention really handsome. you both talk some more over dinner and he insists on paying even though you barely know him and you offer to pay him back.
"thank you again, it was really sweet of you", you tell, grateful and he smiles.
"no problem, i still can't believe that such a pretty person like you got stood up", he said, flattering you.
"you should really give your boyfriend a piece of your mind when you see him, he shouldn't have stood you up like that, he could have at least called and told you", he added as you furrow your brows in slight confusion.
"actually it was a blind date, i don't have a boyfriend", you said and you didn't miss the face light up at this piece of information, suddenly looking hopeful as he tried to hide the smile on his face.
"in that case, you do want to have lunch tomorrow with me?" he asked, and he was definitely nervous by the look on his face. was he asking you out?
"sure", you tell because why not? he seemed like a really sweet and cool guy and he was 100% better the guy who just stood you up.
he grinned when you said yes and you both exchanged numbers and parted ways. tonight was the best non-planned date ever.
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lunas-side-anime-blog · 5 months
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AOT Icks (Eren, Armin and Mikasa)
one thing about me: i am a hater
Eren
def has mommy issues and no woman could ever compare to her like good luck to any of his girlfriends lmao
^^ that being said, as a roommate he’s a nightmare like you can tell his mom cleaned up after him all the time because it doesn’t even occur to him to do so now
toxic gym bro who says shit like “we all have the same 24 hours”
def has the the 3 in 1 bottle in his shower, I just know it
prob calls women “females” 
the cringiest instagram captions like I know he will post sum: “I think my closet bi-polar, it keeps throwing fits💯”  like dude, get a grip
attempts thirst traps, he has a ripped body so it kinda works but the content is so transparent you can’t help but roll your eyes
go out to a bar with him or something and he’s the type to try to make everything a fight
like if someone bumps into you, he's quickly in their face like "what's good bro😡” and you know its not actually about you so much as eren tryna beat someone up
i think he’ll use spit as lube thinking he’s so bad boy and lewd when it’s actually just so bad for your PH like ewwww (if u have a vag ofc)
i feel like his hair would get so greasy, mikasa and armin have had to force him down with shampoo in hand before 
so gross but you came here for icks and I don’t believe Eren believes in holding back his farts for anyone
it can be the most intense and serious event like a funeral and he’ll rip a loud one and be like “what? it’s not good to hold it in??”
Armin
nail biter who will chew on them till the bone and you hear that loud ass “crONCh"
says he hates drama but that’s just something he says to not seem petty bc at the first sight of a fight best believe he’s sitting there, watching it all go down, wine glass in hand like "🍷🤨👂" 
lil shit will even add lil comments to keep the beef alive, like i can see him loudly asking “okay but jean didn't you say her outfit made her look fat though?”
if you're in a debate with him, he’s the type to say something like “you're so uneducated about the subject, I’m actually pretty well versed in it” and your like "okay so what's all ur research then?" and he'll just quickly change the subject bc he didn’t actually have sources to cite lmao
is one of those bfs who would make fun of you for liking trashy tv but guess who eats that shit up everytime? armin.
he does that dad thing where he walks around in the living room and acts uninterested with what’s happening on the screen but he’s actually so invested and would be fuming if you dared watched an episode without him 
i think he’d also be the type to try to be friends with his ex even if they obviously still have feelings for him, but if you dared even talk to yours he’d get all huffy and puffy like “go be with him then🙄” 
got obsessed with skincare after watching your routine but u kinda created a monster bc now he’s critiquing your products and techniques? “Babe you should really consider a gel moisturizer, it’s better for your pores'' and you're like, “boy you used neutrogena when I met you???” 
is that bf who will shower at your place and use up all your expensive washes and scrubs 
not the best gift giver tbh, I think he’s a firm believer that all gifts should be practical so even if it’s a romantic anniversary date and he slides over a lil present, it’s probably just gonna be socks or something, srry
Mikasa
applies her chapstick like a man (iykyk)
“he know where home is” bitch, I hate to say it
i think she’s a girl’s girl until her man cheats on her, then she’d be the type to fight the girl and not really address her man…which is just… 😣
as a friend I think she’s sadly the type to unintentionally embarrass you bc she doesn’t get some social cues.
like you can miss a hang and ppl ask where you are and she’d just say matter of factly “oh they’re fine, they just have diarrhea rn!” and she won’t understand why you’d be mad?
outfit repeater to the max, she has like three tops that she likes and all pics of her are with her wearing one of those three tops
a lil delulu and prob genuinely believes all the tiktok pick a card vids on her feed
likes her coffee black and somehow thinks she’s better than everyone for that???
as a gf she checks your snap score and location regularly and has no shame in it 🙂
fights in her sleep like you will just be sleeping next to her all soundly and next thing you know you get punched in the face? she refuses to apologize in the morning bc she “has a right to defend myself in a nightmare” or whatever
when shes mad at someone she’ll post like ultra specific lyrics or captions and it’s so obviously targeted at one person everyone else is like "girl go to bed, don’t even post the quote…"
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deadghosy · 2 years
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☞What if you accidentally hurt yourself☜
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(Tw:blood, cuts, things said about  violence or fighting)
*Could be seen in a romantic way or platonic way*
Robin Arellano
If he saw you hurt, he would probably think some kid is after you.
You calm him down after he starts going feral about who hurt you.
You told him that you was running and tripped on a stupid rock. Making you have a small scar on your cheek, face, and forehead.
Robin starts lecturing you about how you should watch you are going
“Watch where you walk dipshit. You almost had me worried someone was after your ass hermosa/hermoso.”
Cleans up your small wounds and gives you a few snacks knowing you might be hungry after running for a bit.
Finney Blake
Mans would probably over react if you had a small cut on your finger.
“Oh god! What happened?! Did a cat scratch you or something? Is gonna get infected! Why are you looking at me like I’m crazy!!?”
You told him to calm down, and wash off the blood.
Apparently you did get scratched by a mean little pussy cat.
Finn holds your left/right arm trying to see if the cat did bad damage to you
He helps you bandage the scratches, mans even kiss the bandage to make them feel better for you like he use to do to Gwen when she was little
Vance Hopper
All Vance did was walk in the grab n go to play his pinball game when he saw you putting ice on your lip
Immediately he walked towards you huffing and puffing
Eyes red (I mean-)
Ahem his eyes wide in anger and confusion and mostly concerning
“HEY! Dipshit, who did that to you?!” “I swear when I get my hands on them ima kill them with my bear hands!” “I will fight who ever touched you! You hear me!”
He just kept yelling as you looked at him confused but scared kinda.
Doesn’t even let you talk as he keeps going on about killing the person who put there hands on you.
Finally, you shut him up and tell him you accidentally hit your lip against your door.
After you explained yourself, Vance is red from embarrassment as that he completely yelled to god knows who for you getting a busted lip from some wack ass door.
“Whatever..” he puffs and pouts a little as he faces away from you. “Aw is little Vancey blushing-“ “SHUT THE HELL UP!”
Bruce Yamada
You probably were not looking at how fast the ball was going
Bruce was showing you his favorite baseball hits on how to win a strike when the ball accidentally flew and hit you in the head
Bruce was apologizing 2 times to you (more like 100 actually) but he was glad you were okay at most
He ran around and found a vending machine and got a cold coke for you to put that on your eye.
You kept telling him that it’s okay after he apologized the tenth trillion time
He then swore that he would make sure to not swing hard around you.
*Hermosa/Hermoso=Beautiful/Handsome
┆Hey! Ghosy here. I hope you like these imagines, anyways have a good day/night and drink a lot of water!! PEACE Ghosy out!
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I have no clue if your taking requests so ignore this if you not
But if you are... hear me out housewardens (manly leona) try and get apocalypse y/n into a bath
I say this because in your hc ut says leona throws up when they first met. So yeah
Ao3 is down and i’m pissed. also here's some music
FEM ALIGNED PLEASE DNI
Dorms make you take a damn bath.
Riddle Rosehearts: 
you were, for some ungodly reason, confused on why his face looks like someone force fed him sixteen lemons in a row whenever your around
well, my stupid student, that’s because you, yes you, smell like dog shit
old, cold, fermented dog shit that was left out in the rain
in other words: you stink
and riddle is loosing his damn mind over it
how does one go about telling this to their friend?
in a polite manner?
because he caN’t jUsT teLl yoU
so he tries to drop little hints
Tries
just small things at first
Just a little air freshener tree that you get at the carwash here and there
you find a mysterious perfume bottle on your night stand after Duece spent the night at Ramshackle
look! it smells like cherries!
too bad you didn’t trust it at all!
oh and look at this, an expensive cologne bottle that smells like sandelwood? isn’t that just plesent? Isn't it nice?
welp, it’s not yours! better put it back where you found it, someone's probably losing their shit looking for it
Riddle is now getting a bit desperate here
just a tad
Just a tad bit desperate
...anything can help right?
he makes Cater drop off a change of clothes for you. just some of the spare clothes that weren’t exactly his dorm uniform, that for some reason, he found laying around. 
he’d have to have a little “chat” about that later with his dorm
He also kindly requested that Cater steal some of your clothes so he could wash them for once
(he was being quite literal on the “for once” part. those things smelled like they’ve never touched an ounce of detergent since you got them from crowly) 
unfortuanatly, you are way too observant for your own good, and catch onto shit way too fast for his liking (or anyones liking) and quickly became suspicious about your missing clothes that miraculous reappeared in your drawers smelling...different
Riddle started feeling a little guilty for this after you locked yourself in your room for three days, and then came back out looking absolutely exhausted, checking over your shoulder like you had when you first got here
(Cater could have sworn he saw lilia looking at him with a dead stare out of the corner of his eye every time he went to club. Kalim said he was probably imagining it.)
Soon enough, operation mystery laundry was void
Meaning, your clothes returned to smelling like shit
And you...well, you never really stopped
.....ok.
Ok. He can work around this.
Hahahaha....Hahaha...ha....fuck
If ace trappola looks at you one day, says he's sorry, and then takes out a can of frebreez air freshener and sprays away, don't question shit, perfect
You brought this on yourself
But you of course, act like a cat being chased with a spray bottle, and run away
It for real takes trey to be the only responsible adult (NRC is an actual college and they're all adults fight me) in the entire goddamn campus to actually walk up to you and tell you you smell like ass
You then have a conversation about the rarity of clean water in you world
That conversation causes trey to come back to heartslabyul, take a metal bucket, fill it with clean, clear water, and then promptly dump it on you
And then he refills it with soapy water
That's right folks!
He's washing you, and your clothes!
Somewhere in the background, an NPC sees this and goes to notify riddle of the weird shit happening in the kitchens
Riddle doesn't know how to feel about this
He's definitely not happy but...he ain't mad about it either
He just makes an unfortunate NPC grab some towels for you
You didn't really know how to use the towels
Is it a blanket? No?
Your supposed to get it wet....
??huh?
Later that night, one Cater Diamond will whip out a PowerPoint presentation has been sitting in his computer for an undisclosed amout if time, explaining what a bath is
Everyone will thank him the next day for it
Ace still has the frebreez bottle btw, it's now used discreetly in alchemy class for whenever he and duece fuck up a potion
Leona Kingscholar:
Oh boy here we go
The cat man has gone from simply laying around in the [thingy] gardens to straight up rolling around in the plants to mask your smell just enough to not hurl on ground the second he sees you
this works 70% of the time
The other 30% is between him, ruggie, and the bathrooms
And once he realizes Jack howl hangs our with you on a regular basis?
Well, let's just say said dog boy is a little confused on why he's suddenly getting so much respect from his dorm members
Anyways, you leona doesn't really do anything about it at first.
You don't come by savanaclaw that much and your paths don't naturally cross too often, so doing something about the absolute toxic waste smell mixed with a half rotting animal carcass doesn't really have much...appeal to it
That was until this moment
Because you, my adorable little shit stain, were now in his PE class
PE class.
The class where everyone gets sweaty and smelly anyway
The only class that happened outside, you know, where his nose is just a little more sensitive because of the wind?
Yeah? That class
....great sevens help him
There are no pleasant smelling flowers in the fliedhouse. There is no access to any type of perfumes in the flied house because there are no pomefiore students out here
Ah shit, look at him, wishing for a pomefiore student
Never thought that one would happen
Anyways, kalim will later question leona about why he's been staying so close to him during PE recently
Because you are constantly bathed in inscents and spices kalim. inscents and spices
You are quickly deemed to jack work
Yeah, no way in hell is he dealing with this by himself, and ruggie isn't either, leona kind of need him alive to do his laundry (and provide the occasional comedic relief for whenever his brain decides it hates him a little more that day)
Now, jack is a lot of things
And he's usually prepared for whatever bullshit his dormmates and friends throw at him
But this...
Um. Perfect. Bro. Can you...can you perhaps not smell yourself?
Because he can
Everyone can. Actually
His approach is thankfully more quick than riddles
But he still tries to do it the polite way first
Leaving some cacti and succulents that had flowered early in your dorm room from time to time
They ultimately did nothing on their own, which is why he made epel politely convinced vil to put a little scenting spell on them
....it kind of works?
Congratulations Y/N. You now smell like shit with flowers on top
Which is arguably worse, but leona and literary EVERYONE ELSE will take what they can get
....
And then there's ruggie
He doesn't know when or why it happened, but he thinks it had something to do with the way you always seemed to marval at the water
He didn't eat in the cafeteria often, usually just eating on the go or whenever he found the time
But he still needed to get in there everyday for a certain spoiled prince
So...he saw you there sometimes
...and he saw your face when you looked at the water everyone else was drinking
You had stopped wearing that weird mask a long time ago (ruggie could vaguely remember leonas shoulders dropping the slightest bit when he told him....he wonders why that was sometimes)
The day you had taken it off was certainly...an event
But it turned out to be a good thing in the end, because seeing your face and what you were feeling was so much easier
And it let him see that painfully familiar face of disbelief and envy so much earlier
He knew those faces for a good reason. They'd been his after all, once upon a time
....he shouldn't do this
...
....he really shouldn't do this
....
When ruggie was nine years old, he saw a dead man just behind the old, half dried up waterhole that his ancestors ancestors used to gather water from
He had died from a disease that had made its way into their water supply
He remembered coming down with a bad fever shortly after and despite the dry heat of the desert, ruggie bucchi had never felt so cold
The old king of sunset savanna, leona kingscholars late father, had sent in doctor's and scientists and a years worth of clean water for his village only a few months later
Too bad they didn't come earlier...
It would've save a couple body bags
He hoped, oh great seven he'd hoped, that no one else dear to him had ever had to live that particular part if his life
...
...too bad nothing ever likes going his way
Your water didn't deserve to be called water, to have the glory and credit of the ever precious resource that allowed life itself
Because your water, wasn't water
It was poison
It's was a sickly brown, sometimes green, sometimes black, poison
And it was everywhere in the tunnels, you had said
"When I was little, I was playing around in an old abandoned army tank-"
("a what?" "Don't worry about it")
"-and...well, I guess we played a little too hard, because I got cut. Just a small scrape on my knee really..."
"But...it was enough for the water to make its way into my blood"
"...one of the medics. A man named Abdul? Yes. Abdul. He was able to bleed me just enough before it made its way in too deep"
"But still...the days after."
"I had never felt so...so.."
"...cold?", his voice came out in a whimper. It was barely a whisper
And he swore he felt his heart break a little when you shook your head with a sad smile
"Freezing"
....
....
A few things changed after that
It turns out, washing wounds with clean water and soap was a good way to treat wounds
Even the small ones!
"And it keeps you healthy! You won't get sick as easily as before!"
Ruggie didn't know exactly how to feel about the way your eyes sparkled at that
Azul Ashengrotto:
You must be out of your God damn mind if you think your even allowed in the lounge
Sorry perfect, but Azul has a business to run and patrons to keep happy, and you, my dear boy, do not currently spark joy
You smell like the trash that would sometimes wind up in the sea, despite it being illegal to dump your shit in the sea but whatever
He didn't like that you smelled so much like home
...but also not like home
The smell of the ocean on you was undeniable, but...you also smelled. Toxic
And he, for the life of him, just couldn't figure out why
He's not totally sure he wanted to figure out why
Something had clicked for jade a while back, that he was atleast semi-certain of
It was hard not to be, really
After all, he had never seen a look of horror that had crossed his vice wardens face quite like that before
He could still catch him looking at you in the halls, looking like he wanted to go right up to you and confirm whatever suspicions he had
But he never did...
Maybe it was because you weren't really close
Or maybe it was because you smelled terrible
Nah but seriously perfect, you act like the perfect gentleman when your not on survival mode, so why can't you just attempt to smell nice?
One shower ☝️ just- just one!
Please!
Here! Hell lend you some of this cologne too! It's expensive and it smells very pleasant if he says so himsel- wait- perfect- where the fuck are you going?
You were later found on the ceiling by lilia
....
How did you even..?
.
Whatever.
He's not wasting his time thinking about this right now
He has a restaurant to open! People to manage! A Floyd leech to control! And a fire cat to-
....
.......
Ya'know what? Jade wanted to talk to you anyways
This is his problem now
Floyd should be enough to keep the costumers and employees in line while he's making contracts in the back right?
Right
So when you open the dorm to Ramshakle and see one jade leech carrying a terrified grim in his arms, you better not complain about a damn thing Y/N
...
Anyways, you and jade are having some tea
You got it from kalim! It's the most expensive thing in the whole dorm!
Jade had a friendly smile on his face while he watched you make it
Why was he so focused on how much sugar you put in though?
..whatever man.
He took his midly sweet with two cubes of sugar and you took a strange satisfaction in watching his face go from friendly to horrified disbelief as he watched you dump about half the damn sugar from the container into yours
You still hadnt said anything
...
It was getting a little awkward. He was watching you drink your tea like a hawk
He lowkey looked concerned for your health
And sanity. Probably. Yeah
"So uh. Perfect?"
Oh?
"Hm?"
"May i ask a question?"
"What type of question?"
"A possibly deeply personal one"
There was a pause.
"...Well you can ask"
"Ah...so. you said you lived next to the ocean?"
You probably shouldn't have brightened at the mention of that...wretched place
....but it was still you home
And people will miss there home like people do
"Yes. Although I could never really go out to the surface by myself, so I never really got to see the sun rise over the horizon..i never got to see the sun at all actually"
He looked...
You couldn't really name how he looked
"Oh."
"..."
"So. This question. Did you...was the water. What was the water like?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, what color was it"
"It water that ran through the tunnels closest to the shore line always looked very...dark I guess? But now because of the lighting, some of the water itself was straight up black"
Jade wasn't smiling anymore.
"The elders had to boil it at least five times over before it was safe to drink"
No. Jade wasn't smiling at all.
"I see."
"So I'm guessing you didn't exactly waste any water to bathe?"
You tilted you head to the side in confusion
"Um. No?"
"...well that explains a couple things"
Two hours later, you were dressed down to your boxers and a T-shirt, and being thrown in a tub full of foamy water
It smelled rather pleasant
The water was warm. Was it freshly boiled?
Yeah. Probably.
...
Thos felt. Nice.
Jade picked up a rectangular shaped bottle and squirted a liquid in his hands. It reminded you if that laundry detergent you saw ruggie using to wash leonas clothes
Oh.
It was soap?
You felt long slender finders work it's way into your hair
Oh
...
"Tilt your head back for me please"
You did as requested
When had you closed your eyes?
The sound of gentle splashing and the feeling of your hair getting wet ... shouldn't have been this relaxing
The texture of the soap felt different somehow. Less liquid and more foam
It was nice.
.
.
.
Jade had excused himself after washing your hair. Explaining what to do with your body and the surrounding soaps and this weird fluffy thing called a luffa
And the next day, you passed a certain azul ashengrotto
Who then took the most violent double take you've ever seen
Also Floyd was staring at you. And then at jade. And then at you.
And then back at jade.
....uh.
Yes.
Azul stared for a few more seconds.
And then he sighed.
Ok. So you smelled uncannily like jade.
He did not want to think about how that happened but ok.
You didn't smell like burning garbage that was then put out in contaminated water
And that was really all he could ask for at this point.
Kalim al-asim and my bbg. Mostly my bbg
Jamil has to wave an incense stick around you before you go into the dorm
Nah but fr bro was fighting for his life in chapter 4
You could almost hear him replaying "I need him for the plan I need him for the plan I need him for the plan" over and over again in his head like a mantra
There was a cry of relief when he flung your ass to to desert
And now kalim has to deal with you
Bro is crying and in desperate need of comfort and he pulls away when you hug him 💀
Floyd will laugh at this
you will be sad and confused
And Floyd will laugh harder
Kalim is fucking struggling not to grimace when you get too close to him and you just don't know why
It's because you smell like shit and Jamil didn't wave around the vanilla lavender smoke stick around you to slightly 🤏 mask that scent
BUT ITS NOT LIKE YOU KNOW THAT LOSER LMAO
There was a random gust of wind in the desert one night and you scent drifted over to Floyd
He doubled over coughing
He did this for a good three minutes
Jade was hovering over his shoulder with water waiting for him to throw up
I hope this puts it into perspective of how foul you will smell after only having a bath about twice a year
Yesh, no wonder all your childhood friends are dead
Kalim is trying his best to make sure you and everyone else are alright without getting too close to you
It's precious really
Nah but he is just so close to using oasis maker on you and you alone
But there ain't really any soap 'round these parts so you will smell worse than a wet dog if he does that
So he doesnt
Begrudgingly
Jade thanks him for this
Jamil nearly cries when you come back
These are not tears of joy
You nearly make him stop the fight to go get you a bath
Help him he's having flashbacks of that awkward time in his life where he had to get kalims baths ready for him every night
And when the battle is over?
Jamil is spending an extra two days in that infirmary
He was already considering it because of kalim but you were just the fucking cherry weren't you?
Meanwhile, the world's perfume companies is a little concerned with how much perfume and scented oils are suddenly going out of stock
And you, you fucking dog, are concerned about the people trying to drag you to scarbia and start spraying you with some weird, good smelling liquid
...
They brought back a memory you didn't want to bring back
Two injured scarabia students and one paranoid Ramshakle perfect later, jamil finally snapped
He kindly let you know you smelled like a human rights violation and told you that you needed a bath more than he needed a will to live
...
Why were you being so quite? Were you feeling shame? If you were feeling shame then it was about dam ti-
"What did they spray me with"
"...I'm guessing a variety of perfume"
"...perfumes.?"
You looked confused
And. A little horrified?
Uh.
"Yes. Perfumes"
Was it just him or was it getting a little hot in here?
In, you know, the desert
"But those werent....is everyone at this school an aristocrat?"
...blink
"No?"
"Then why did those two have perfume?"
Blink. Blink.
"...perfect"
"Perfumes are. Perfectly accessible to the public"
Damn shawty, you're entirely reality really loves crashing down on you huh?
You spaced out almost immediately after that, and Jamil led you to the showers, much more gently than he was planning on before
....
He didn't like how he felt his stomach start to drop when you froze up at the clean, hot water coming out of the shower head
Vil Shoenheit
There really ain't much to say here
Easily the most blunt
Yeah, you're not getting anywhere near him if you smell like that
Sorry not sorry, it's not happening
Gets it done immediately
Has you taken the the bathroom and rook explains what a shower is and how often you have to take one
And that it basically
Man's wasted no time and now you have a thirty step skin care routine. Congratulations.
Idia shroud:
....
We're you expecting this man to be around enough to actually smell you?
Nah
Nah, yall meet online or through his floating tablet and that is it
....and then there's boardgame club
He invited you once
He quickly realized and regretted his mistake the second you walked into the room
Ortho reminds him that he too, smells like shit most of the time
It does little to subdue him
But it does make him have a small pang of guilt and the shame that comes with hypocrisy every time he talks shit in his head
He tells one person about this as a sort of dollar store therapy session
And that person is his gaming partner
And- damn bro, you got one of these foul smelling bitches too?
So this is a common phenomenon?
I guess?
Yeah, don't plan on interacting with him in person until you figure out how to use a damn shower
Your on tablet treatment
But you still need to log into WoW when he and the hot-pink emo need you
You're surprisingly pretty good? Actually?
I mean, you certainly know your survival tactics
Including some shit he's never really bothered to think about
Tf do you mean make a grenade out of a tin can? Wtf is a grenade in the first place?
Anyways, idia has some new weapons in the inventory
But uh...perfect?
Sometimes the shit that you day is....concerning
Especially around water sources
"This is all water?"
"...yes?"
"And it hasn't been drained? It's not that we'll hidden. There's no way that the upper counsle hasn't found it yet"
"..."
"Huh?"
Idia would like to blame the VR for making you forget this is a video game
But yeah he's got some questions
And lucky for him! He is severely sleep deprived and lacking his usual "just apply common sense" mentality!
So again! Questions
First if all, was water rare where....ever your from?
(Water wasn't rare exactly, you guys in the tunnels just...weren't aloud to have it)
Well what the hell were "the tunnles?"
He didn't ask that one though, he was more focused on the water.
Questions for another day
What's the upper counsle?
(you stayed silent for a long minyte after that, only replying in a non-answer that you really hated the upper counsle)
How are you still alive if you don't have water?
"Well...I'm not really alive anymore..."
What?
"But before! Before that I lived in a base that was close to the ocean, and water would sometimes flow in"
I'm sorry, idia feels like you've just brushed over something more important
"So we'd collect as much as we could and boil it! It'd have to be boiled and filtered at least five times before it even go to some semblance of clean... so there really wasn't a whole lot to divide amongst the people down there afterwards"
Oh so we're. We're just gonna move right on past that. Ok then.
"Wait so. Have you ever had a shower?"
"Whenever we have enough water I guess? But those are mainly for the children and the sick ones"
.......ahhhhh
"Ok. Well. I'm gonna tell you what a shower is, and you are going to take one immediately"
"..ok?"
So now he's here, buying more soap than he would need to last a dozen lifetimes
How did his life cough ever come to this?
...and seriously. What the hell did you mean when you basically told him that you were a dead man walking?
Malleus draconia:
Met you in your little gas mask, assassination, survival island phase
And you met some big ass horn man who popped out from a bunch of little....light bugs
And uh...uh.
Let's just say having a dull, poorly made knife thrown straight at you wasn't really the best first impression
Mother fucker was about to smite you down where you stood until you asked who tf he was
Then he paused
...oh damn
This little human boy doesn't know shit huh?
Dam-.....
What smells?
Bro starts sniffing the air like a fuckin dog
Now, malleus could say he had a relatively strong nose
He was a dragon fae who had lived for hundreds of years after all, he could memorize scents and pick things out in them
Like he could pick out the chemicals and pollution and death in yours
He takes two steps back
And then one step forward because he's confused
What.....what the fuck?
Uhhhh....you won't mind if he just...
Over the course of several days, you gradually smell better
Just enough to be bearable
Leona on his knees thanking some ancient God he don't believe in fr
You also get a strong craving for water
Not to drink it necessarily, but to just. Be in it.
You're also finding yourself in the Ramshakle bathrooms more often than not and you can't figure out why
Like now, when you sitting in the bathtub
....
What does this nob do?
Oh shit, you just got water everywhere.
....you just got water.....everywhere
Clean water.
Hot. Water.
....
...you're really in another world aren't you?
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This has been sitting in my drafts for like a week now holy shit💀
Ok. Time to work on some other shit now. I'm like half way done with the first chapter of The Doves Called The Day You Came Home so that's nice ig
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akiraruru · 1 year
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(๑•̀д•́๑) " 𝘼𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙤 "
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Included: Kaeya, Diluc, Albedo, Zhongli, Raiden Ei, gn! Reader
CW: Mentions of drinking.
A/n: Stan twice for better life (stream set me free on Spotify!) Possibly ooc, not proofread
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Kaeya:
▶ You know when the bartender serves your drinks? And when you go and get your drink he'll snatch it before you can before giving it to you. I don't know why but I just feel like he'll do this to tease you lol, he doesn't do it often though.
▶ It's really frustrating because it's like when you're about to eat something but your siblings get to it before you. Kaeya finds it funny how your face turns when he does it.
▶ Like imagine you're so excited to get your drink but then BAM snatched.
▶ At first you'd be a tad bit confused because he didn't say anything about it so you'd just kind of ask him why after a while.
▶ When you ask Kaeya about it he'll just laugh it off and say he's just simply teasing you.
"Okay here are your drinks, hope you guys enjoy it" the bartender says while they put down your and kaeya's drink "Thank you " Kaeya says in thanks to the bartender, you went to get your drink but kaeya got it before you, you looked at him in confusion as to what he's doing "Why'd you get my drink?" You ask while he just chuckled and put it back on the table. After a while you've slowly grown used to this particular habit of his.
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Diluc:
▶ Diluc has this habit where he would pop out of nowhere behind you and suddenly touch you without saying a word before greeting you hello.
▶ It's kinda creepy too because you don't really know when he arrived behind you because of his quiet ass.
▶ AND AND he would just smile at you innocently as if he didn't just pop out of nowhere and scare you.
▶ Diluc doesn't really get why you get startled because he thought you always knew he was coming right up behind you.
▶ Now this can be real annoying especially if you get startled or scared easily lol.
▶ If you ever tell Diluc about it, he'll try his best to make his presence known less scary.
Since Adelinde was on a day off you were cleaning the dishes after you and Diluc had dinner, after he ate, he excused himself as he had documents to sign so obviously you thought that he was upstairs. Well, you were kinda right but he decided to do them later and came back down to see you washing the dishes, you didn't notice him coming up behind you as you continued to sway your hips while singing. He suddenly puts his hands on your waist causing you to jump and look behind you quickly.
"What do you want to do tonight?"
He asks, you look at him with sightly wide eyes before returning your attention back to washing the dishes.
Albedo:
▶ I will be doing this in modern au because why not.
▶ Albedo has a habit of pointing out your spelling/mistakes in chats.
▶ He would correct them too.
▶ Like it would just be a tiny typo then he's be saying "you spelt ___ wrong"
▶ I love albedo but PLEASE, he's sometimes so logical at times it isn't funny any more.
▶ He will literally notice the slightest mistakes in your grammar. Like you didn't put the comma in the right place? He'll notice.
☑ [name]: Hey 'bedo you coming later?
☑ Albedo: You forgot to add a comma.
▶ Leave them grammar mistakes alone.
☑ [name]: Did you knoo about the homework yesterday?
☑ Albedo: *know. Yes I did, thanks for reminding me.
☑ [name]: okay, it's due tomorrow
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Zhongli:
▶ Zhongli's annoying habit is that he sometimes speaks in deep words and would often not say what it means (this is me fr in my native language, I never understood deep words T-T)
▶ You'd be having a normal conversation with him and then he'll say something like 'Mellifluous' and then if you ask him he'll just look at you for a second then go back to what he was talking about.
▶ But if he's feeling generous he'll actually say what it means.
▶ Mellifluous is a word to describe someone's voice as sweet-sounding or musical lol.
▶ These stuff usually happens when he's telling a story that happened when he was still an archon or whenever he's talking about stuff like flowers, history, etc..
▶ It also happens often at tea time! Since that's where he mostly tell his stories and experiences.
▶ While you kinda found it confusing, it was also kinda attractive since he speaks so proper and formal.
"Guizhong is a kind girl, her voice was mellifluous and smooth. It's pleasant to hear" He said as he talked about his old friend Guizhong. "Wait, what's mellifluous?" You ask, not knowing what the word means "Ah.." He just said before looking down at his tea then continues to talk about Guizhong, about how she was when she was still alive. You sat there in confusion.
After a while he finally says what it means "Mellifluous means that someone's voice sounds sweet or pleasant to the ear"
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Raiden Ei:
▶ I THINK we know what she does.
▶ Raiden would sometimes steal your mochi/sweets when you aren't looking.
▶ Like for example you got distracted by something, either by a person talking to you or when she purposely distracts you by saying things like "[name] look! There's a cute cat over there"
▶ She'll make sure you're fully distracted before getting a piece and stuffing it in her mouth lol.
▶ Sometimes you can tell she ate a piece because of the residue on the sides of her mouth lol.
▶ If you ever notice a piece is missing and you ask her about it she'll just deny it and say that you already ate it (gaslighting at its fullest)
▶ She'll just look at you confused as if she didn't just sneak a snack into her mouth when you ask her about it 😒.
▶ You can tell she ate it though, but we don't talk about that, you don't have the heart to tell her.
You were munching on some cookies while also giving bites to Ei because you know how much she loves sweet stuff "[name] look is that yae?" Ei says while pointing her finger at something in order to distract you "hm?" You acknowledged as you turned around where her finger was facing, while you were trying to see where Yae is Ei took a cookie or two from the container it was in and quickly ate it "hmm.. I don't see her" You say, not being able to see the pink haired girl. You turn back to your cookies and there was only one left "huh, I swear there were two cookies left" You said while you searched the table, you then turned to Ei and asked "Ei have you-" You cut your self off as Ei looked at you with an innocent face while you notice the crumbs on the corners of her mouth that wasn't there before.
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svechnikovvv · 1 year
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watermelon sugar
pairing: trevor zegras x fem!reader
warnings: profanity i think?
summary: trevor agrees to be your fake boyfriend to a wedding
a/n: my eyes are wanting to close, but i wanted to get this out there
series masterlist: here
breathe me in, breathe me out / baby you’re the end of june / getting washed away in you
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you could be so stupid sometimes. what were you thinking telling your mom that you had a boyfriend to attend your cousin’s wedding with you? the closest thing you had to a boyfriend was the poster of henry cavill in your room. where were you going to even find someone in three weeks to accompany you? a lightbulb goes off and you grab your phone, holding it up to your ear and listening to the ringing.
“y/n?”
“trevor, hey. i need a favor”
trevor zegras. one of america’s most prized hockey players. and one of your closest friends. now, when trevor got the call that you needed a favor, he could only wonder what. you were independent and hardly asked for anything, so he couldn’t help but let his mind wander.
you’re engulfed in a hug when you open the door of your apartment for trevor. he breezes past you and takes a seat on your couch.
“so what’s this favor that couldn’t be asked over the phone?” you take a seat on the recliner adjacent to him and clasp your hands together.
“i need you to be my fake boyfriend.” his eyes slightly widen and he points to himself.
“me?” you nod “but why?” you let out a sigh and rest your head in your hands.
“my cousin is getting married and like a dumbass, i told my mother i had a boyfriend and, well.” you wave your hands around and he pieces it together.
“you don’t actually have a boyfriend and want me to be your fake boyfriend.��� he finishes and you nod
“pretty much. look, i’ll pay you if i-” trevor cuts you off.
“i’ll do it.” his eyes meet yours and your surprised to say the least.
“you will?” he nods
“i don’t see why not. your family already knows me, so it’d be more believable. and don’t worry about paying me.” you let out a sigh of relief and get up, giving him another hug. he laughs and hugs you back, rubbing your back.
“thank you so much, trevor. i promise i’ll do whatever i can to make this up to you afterwards.” you pull apart from him and look at him with a smile and trevor knew right then that he was fucked.
see, he’s had a thing for you since jamie introduced the two of you to one another two years ago, and he’s been shoving his crush to the side. but you know what they say? what goes up must come down, and vice versa. and he knew the more he shoved it aside, the more it’d come to bite him in the ass later. what god did he piss off to be put in this position?
yeah, he was internally celebrating that he gets to be your boyfriend, fake or not, but you were the greatest thing to happen to him and he was afraid to let his feelings get the best of him.
“woah, z. i can practically see the gears turning in your head.” you softly laugh and place a hand on his shoulder. your expression then turns serious. “we just gotta sell it, okay? you were in an episode of mighty ducks, you know how to act. and i’ll be there with you every step of the way.” he nods
he knew he could sell it, being your fake boyfriend that is. he would be the best damn fake boyfriend there was. he was afraid he’d like the act too much. he liked to think that his feelings for you were like autopilot and he had no control over them.
“when’s the wedding? and what color is your dress?” you’re a bit taken back by his eagerness but that just eases your nerves.
“the wedding is three weeks away and my dress is a light blue. i figured sínce he’s getting married at the beach, the blue would be great.” trevor nods, making a mental note.
it was finally time for your cousin’s wedding and you felt really good about what was to come.
trevor parks his car somewhere and the two of you get out, him rounding the car to come to your side. he extends a hand to you and you give him a smile, exhaling and taking his hand in yours.
“everything’s gonna be okay. we got this.” trevor nudged your shoulder with his and you looked up at him to see him looking down at you. you nod and the two of you begin your walk to where everyone was. you take your seats and talk quietly amongst yourselves while you wait.
the wedding was beautiful and your cousin cried when his bride came down the aisle. you think you even saw trevor tear up a bit. reception time, your favorite part.
“god, these heels are killing my feet.” next thing you know, trevor’s scooping you up in his arms bridal style (sorry for the wedding jokes) and you let out a loud howl of laughter.
“trevor what are you doing?” he’s laughing and he looks down at you, smiling.
“carrying you because your feet hurt.” he says in a “duh” tone. he walks over to where the reception was being held since it was at the same place, and you rest your head on his chest.
“i could nap right now.” trevor laughs
“i’m glad someone’s comfortable.” you nod against his chest
“with you? always.” trevor hopes you can’t hear his heart rapidly beating. did you not know how big of a crush he had on you? because according to jamie, it was as clear as day.
he then gets to the little venue that was all decorated for the newlyweds and sets you back down on the ground. he takes your hand in his and the two of you walk through the doors.
“y/n! there you are!” your mother’s voice was the first thing you heard when you entered and you wanted to turn back around and go home already. trevor squeezes your hand and you remind yourself to thank him profusely later.
“mother, what a surprise.” she gives you a fake smile and gives you a hug.
“i can’t miss my nephew’s wedding.” she laughs in a mocking way. she then looks at trevor and then back at you.
“who’s this?” she eyes him up and down and you can sense trevor’s discomfort. you grab his hand and squeeze it, returning his favor from a few seconds ago.
“mother, this is my boyfriend trevor.” she gasps
“i didn’t think you were telling the truth when you said you had a date for the wedding.” she laughs and you feel embarrassed to say the least. trevor coughs and sticks out his hand.
“nice to meet you.” he gives her a fake smile that you’ve learned he uses when he doesn’t like someone.
“oh the pleasure’s all mine.” she shakes his hand and then excuses herself, without a doubt going to talk to your aunts. you exhale when she’s gone and trevor turns you to face him.
“hey, look at me.” when you do, he smiles. “there she is. don’t pay her any attention okay?” you nod and he pulls you into him, placing a kiss atop your head.
“now let’s go find our seats. you said something about those heels hurting?” you nod and trevor takes your hand, leading you to a table. trevor pulls out your chair for you, pushing you in slightly. however, he doesn’t take a seat, instead squatting on the ground.
“what’re you doing?” you ask and he pats his leg
“give me your foot.” you furrow your brows and do as told and he starts to undo the strap on your left heel, taking the shoe off. he does the same for the other heel and sets the shoes beside him, finally taking his seat.
“that better?” you give him a soft smile and nod and trevor swears he’s putty in your hands at your smile. the two of you converse as you wait for everyone to arrive. lucky you, your mom is seated at your table.
after everyone said their speeches and people she’s their tears, it was time for food.
“so, y/n, how did you manage to snag someone like trevor?” your mom asks and your face heats up. you feel tears prick at your eyes slightly and then trevor starts talking.
“i think what you mean is how did i manage to snag someone like y/n.” he gives another fake smile in her direction and she lets out a laugh.
“your daughter is an incredible person—woman at that—and everyday i feel like the luckiest man on earth for simply being with her. i don’t even know why she picked me. she has the beauty that would make any guy look in her direction, yet i’m the lucky one to call her mine. i don’t know what i’d do without her.” you felt like you were going to cry at his words. nobody has ever said anything that nice about you, or stood up to your mother for you.
suddenly, can’t help falling in love by elvis came on and you gasped, standing up.
“come dance with me.” you grab his hand and he takes it, smiling and joining you on the dance floor. trevor rests his hands on your waist and your arms wrap around his neck. your head rests on his chest as the two of you sway back and forth.
“thank you, by the way.” he hums
“for what?”
“what you said to my mom back there.”
“it’s true.” you’re a bit confused and look up at him.
“what do you mean it’s true?” it was now or never
“y/n, how do you not see it? i’m so in love with you. have been since the minute jamie introduced us.”
you’d always heard the bad sides of love. how it’s this anchor that weighs you down. that it’s some sort of burden that only holds you back from living your life. you’d been conditioned by your mother all your life to believe that.
what she didn’t tell you, though? love has good sides. love is the little things. it’s feeling like you can breathe again. it’s seeing them in things everywhere you go. it’s even as simple as them taking your heels off for you.
you cup trevor’s face in your hands and connect your lips together. he melts into the kiss and pulls you closer to him. when you both pull apart, you meet his eyes and he gives you a smile.
“if i died right now, i’d die a happy man.” you both laugh and you give him a peck on the lips.
you weren’t one to be vulnerable, but the truth? love is infectious and it’s great. it was like the end of june, when summer’s just getting started and you have all this adrenaline to do whatever comes to mind.
trevor was just that, for you. you don’t know if you could ever go without him.
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i swear i’ll stfu abt kaneki at some point but OMGGG he’s just so boyfriend, i can’t.
kaneki is so obsessed with you. like you are his entire life in a being nd everyone around him knows it.
you know he loves you & all but he always surprises you with the extent that his love can go.. like one day he was on tiktok nd saw those silly couples with their silly lil matching “i love my bf” nd “i love my gf” shirts.. so he bought them for you two.. he has no clue how much it actually meant to you though.
another time he noticed your hand was so bare nd made it his mission to change that. HE BOUGHT YOU THE PRETTIEST FUCKEN PROMISE RING OMG.
like stfu rn.. he literally got on a knee & everything…. you were SCARED but he said it was his promise that he’d be your husband one day, nd that until then he’s gonna be there for you forever nd ever nd ever nd ever nd bla bla all that good stuff. he even bought a ring with your name on it & he does NOT. take that shit off. he doesn’t care if she’s showering, cooking, washing his hands.. anything.
“kaneki you can take it off. it’s gonna get all scratched nd stuff if you don’t”
“i don’t care, i’ll just buy a new one.. i don’t wanna take it off” HE SAYS WITH A FUCKEN POUT. like stop, i’ll rip ur face off.. i can’t ..
kaneki always talks about you as well, nd he doesn’t even realize it. it’s just that he spends all his time with you nd everything he does.. IS for YOU. so it’s just in his nature to talk abt someone he loves that much. for example:
“just started this new anime, it’s pretty interesting so far..”
“wait what’s it called again?”
“attack on titan”
“oh.. y/n tells me about it all the time. she says the plot twist is really intense..”
& HE’LL JUST RAMBLEEEEE, like get this man a mirror bc he might as well just be talking to his own reflection, all that just for the person to say ..
“who’s y/n..?”
“my girlfriend”
like poor baby is making things awkward for himself but he doesn’t have anything else to talk abt.. other than maybe video games.
anyway, i’m saying all this to say.
one day kaneki had told you he’d be out nd about, so you shouldn’t really wait up on him. you didn’t think anything of it, he’s his own person nd stuff like that.
a couple hours passed & finally he comes through the front door. he gives you a kiss but you’re confused when you see black plastic wrap on his neck.
“ken, what is that..?”
“promise you won’t be mad.”
“don’t fucking play with me.. what is it?”
“just promise me!”
“fine. i promise i won’t get mad”
after that he slowly peels off the tape nd the wrap, wincing here & there.. when it’s finally off you can see that it’s your name.
YOUR FUCKING NAME.
HELLOOOOO?!?!?!
“why’re we silent.. do you not like it? are you mad..?”
you literally jump on this man.
“i love it but why did you do that?!”
“why wouldn’t i? i’m not even done yet, next i’ll get it across my forehead”
he says it with a smile & you think he’s joking. but he’s completely fucken serious.
later down the line he even gets your lips tatted on his v-line. like omg. everything about this man is just so yummy?!?!?!
the SECOND that shit heals, he posts a slutty ass pic with the tattoo on display & so many girls unfollowed him after seeing that & your name on his neck..
the hoes were mad.. 😭
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thecuriousquest · 11 months
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You Know You Love it Part Nine
Yandere KiriBaku x Reader
Tag List: @issamomma
Warnings: Yandere themes, heavy angst, little bit of fluff, graphic sexual scenes, anal sex, sadism, dominance, submission, masochism, slapping, spanking, violence, degradation
Summary: You watch your bullies flirting with another girl. After everything, your fists clench with fury. How will you react? What will become of your relationship with Bakugou and Kirishima? Will you find the answers you’re looking for?
Checkout my Master List here.
Part Eight here
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You see them talking to a girl, and you feel jealous. Sure, you three have never explicitly talked before about what the fuck you are to them. You know one of their rules is you belong to them, but does it work the other way around? You know they would never belong to you since you have no dominance over them, but aren’t you at least something to them? Still, you don’t understand why they’re paying attention to this other girl. You’re so mad at them, beyond pissed. What are the three of you?
Your niceness washes away as you walk up to the girl. “Hey!” You drop all of your textbooks, except for one. “They’re mine, you skank!” Hitting her across the face with the thick book, you send her flying to the ground. You’re about to kick her while she’s down before Katsuki picks you up around your waist.
“The hell are you doing?!”
Kirishima helps the girl up, and she bolts in the opposite direction. He gives Bakugou a sharp look, trying to convey something without actually saying it.
He seems to get it. “Meet us back in my room,” Katsuki tells him as he carries you off to his dorm with you kicking and demanding to be put down the entire way.
He pins you face down on the bed once he gets there. “If you don’t calm your ass right now, I’ll beat it into an oblivion. Hey!” His palm cracks down against your bottom. “Listen when I’m talking to you!”
Crying out in pain, you sink into the mattress, trying to show him that you’re trying to settle down. Your shoulders still shake with rage, but you blink away the tears that are beginning to form.
Eijiro walks into the room half an hour later.
“You take care of it?” Bakugou asks.
“Yeah, it’s all good.” He responds. “Let her up so we can talk.”
“You sure? Might be better to talk like this.”
“Yeah, I need to talk to her face to face.”
Shrugging, Katsuki lets you up. You slap Kirishima across the face, and not playfully. “Why do you keep doing this to me? Toying with me? What the hell is the matter with you two?!”
He hits you back just as hard. Lacing fingers through your hair, he pulls your head into his chest. “We really have to tame that temper of yours.”
Bakugou licks his lips with anticipation.
“No!” You shout at them. “I want to talk to you bastards!”
Bakugou smacks your ass ruffly, pulling up your skirt. He runs a hand across your flesh. “Little Mouse, you know that’s not how things work around here.”
You pound your fists against Kirishima’s chest, although it has no impact on him. He still remains unmoving, and if you didn’t just turn his cheek red, he would be cooing at your attempts to escape his grip.
“I hate you! I hate you both so much! I hate everything! I hate what you do to me, how you make me feel! For fuck’s sake, I hit someone today over you! I hurt somebody!”
“You hit her over us? Why?”
“Because you were flirting with her! I saw Katsuki touch her hair! I saw the way you looked at her! Fucking let go of me!”
Your voice is becoming shrill with your screams, but you don’t care. You have a right to feel angry. You can’t take not knowing what you are to them in their eyes anymore.
“Why? Why would you do that to me? Why?!” You don’t think you have the energy left to stand anymore. It feels like there’s a weight in your chest, making it hard to think clearly as you begin to feel the beginning of a headache.
“We weren’t doing anything to you.” Katsuki looks at Kirishima. “Should we tell her?”
“We kind of have to now.”
The blonde huffs in frustration. “We were trying to get her to ask you what you want for your birthday. We wanted it to be a surprise. She got…touchy. She thought we were trying to come onto her. It wasn’t like that, though.”
“But you were touching her hair,” you whimper under Kirishima’s tight grip.
“She put my hand on her hair. She wanted me to compliment how soft it was. Said if I did that, then she’d do what we want.”
“I only left because I had to hunt the bitch down and bribe her so she wouldn’t get you in trouble. Fucking gobbled up my money like a troll,” Kirishima explains.
“Wait, so…you weren’t flirting?”
“No, we weren’t flirting.”
You break right in front of them. Your face presses further into the redhead. This ache in your heart hurts deeply, wounds your soul. Your knees give out underneath you, and Kirishima let’s go of your hair, catching you under your arms. He pulls you up against him, trying to get a sense of what’s wrong as sobs overwhelm you.
“Hey, calm down before you make yourself sick,” Katsuki tells you, resting a hand on your shoulder.
On a heave, you squeeze your eyes shut and ask them, “W-what a-a-are w-we th-then?”
“Well, we’re your owners, and you’re our Little Mouse.”
You shake your head. That’s not good enough of an answer. “Are w-we t-together?” You want more of a confirmation, no, you need it. It hurts not knowing the answer.
“Well, yeah, in a way. You’re not allowed to date other guys, and we don’t date other girls.”
Katsuki brings you over to the bed so that you can sit down on his lap. “Listen, shut up for a second. Did you really not know we’re exclusive?”
You shake your head.
He tsks at you. “I guess we’re gonna have to teach you another lesson. Gonna have to stuff that pussy with our cocks. Gonna have to make you come on our mouths. Sluts like you need to know their place. Can’t have you going around not knowing who you belong to.” He wipes your tears with two fingers before pushing them into your mouth. “Maybe we need to finally claim that tight ass.”
You wriggle on his lap, uncertain if you want anyone going through your back door but wet over the idea of it.
“What do you think, Kirishima? Think today’s the day we fuck her ass?”
His smile is salacious as he walks over to you, stripping you of your shirt. “Hell yeah!”
Caught in a mouse trap, they rid you of your clothes until you’re naked on Bakugou’s lap. You don’t even try to cover yourself. You kiss Kirishima while Katsuki plays with your clit. You whimper and squirm a little when his fingers brush against your sweet spot.
Suddenly, you’re bent over the bed. You feel hands massaging and kneading your vulnerable flesh. Smacking, caressing, you moan under each familiar touch, every rough grab.
You suck in a breath when one of them prods your hole. It’s…so different. You can’t exactly relax. Clenching up, you turn and see Kirishima trying to make his way into your backside.
Biting your bottom lip, you meet his crude stare.
“Face forward and relax. We’re gonna make you feel real good in a second. Trust us.”
And you do. You trust them to take care of your needs. They always do.
As Katsuki whispers naughty and degrading things in your ear, Kirishima gathers the arousal from your pussy and uses it as a lubricant for your asshole. You should be grateful he’s taking the time to prepare you.
“Look at you, being our good little slut.” He rubs your back, relaxing you further into the mattress. “Be good for Kirishima. You can be his tough little whore. Let him fuck you stupid.”
You moan as something bigger begins to work its way inside of you. Your fists clench the sheets as you will your thighs to not clench up. Kirishima is actually claiming your last hole, just as Katsuki first claimed your pussy. You know Bakugou is going to take a turn after so that they both can claim your territory. You wonder if it will be any different. For now, Kirishima is being a little gentle with you. You wonder if Katsuki will be rough.
Fuck that though. Eijiro is picking up the pace with his fucking. His hips thrust into you harder, and his hand curls around your locks.
Bakugou’s hand moves from your back to underneath you, playing with your clit just as he was earlier. It makes you even wetter. You’re begging for both of them not to stop, to keep going but to go even harder. You want them to be hard asses with you, rougher than they’ve ever been before.
“Hurt me! Please! Fucking hurt-” you’re cut off by a hand wrapping around your throat. There’s still a hand in your hair. Your eyes are screwed shut so tightly that you can’t get them to open. You have no idea who is doing what to you anymore. All you know is that you fucking love it. The power they have over you, the pure dominance they exude, it makes your core sing and buzz with heat.
One of them works on spanking your ass red. It hurts, but it feels amazing. You try and press further into Kirishima, trying to feel every ounce of pain you can. You’re no longer able to hear Katsuki, no longer able to hear Kirishima’s primitive grunts.
All you hear is your own voice but distantly. You’re crying, not in pain, in pure joy. Extreme ecstasy consumes your entirety. Collapsing against the bed, you feel Eijiro pound you for a few more moments before finishing inside of you.
“She came before you. Wonder if she’ll do that with me.”
“Only one way to find out.”
Katsuki plummets into you with no warning. This is entirely different from how Eijiro fucked your lights out. The redhead started out gentle and built up. The blonde is going at such an aggressive pace, you aren’t even able to think anymore after having just come so hard.
Your cry is masochistic, feeling the pain from his violent thrusts but wanting more. You feel insatiable with his cock in you, you need his come as well coating your walls. You need to feel the essense of both your bullies mixing together inside of you. It’s the only thing you want right now: to have both of them claim your last hole.
With your eyes closed, you grab onto something. It feels like an arm. It might be Kirishima’s. You can’t tell with how badly Katsuki is fucking you. “Please, please, please?” You mutter. You’re not even sure what it is you’re begging for. Do you want him to go harder, faster, more feral, all three?
You didn’t even know he could, but he does. He’s able to figure out what you want without you telling him, and suddenly you’re rocking into the mattress, drooling and gasping.
Tears roll down your cheeks in sexual release. You come all over the sheets, not giving one fuck about the mess.
He bruises your hips by gripping them so hard. You’re helpless underneath him, but it’s where you belong, right underneath Katsuki Bakugou and Eijiro Kirishima.
It doesn’t take long before Katsuki fills you up just as his friend did earlier. He huffs, pulling out of you. He stretches as he stands up, looking at your red flesh.
“We beat her ass pretty good.” Bakugou caresses your cherry red butt.
“She likes it. Little Mouse, you like having a sore bottom?”
You nod, but you can’t find it in you to answer properly. With your tongue hanging out, you look at Kirishima through heavy lashes. You’re not exactly sure what you’re agreeing to because you didn’t actually hear them, but you’re pretty sure you would have agreed even if you did.
“Oh, yeah, we definitely fucked her stupid.” Katsuki pats your rear a few times before helping you stand up. “Let’s get you to the shower, alright?”
You whine. “Wanna sleep!”
“You can sleep later, brat.”
Naked, you let them lead you to the showers.
You don’t return to Katsuki’s room. Instead, they take you back to Eijiro’s since Katsuki’s sheets aren’t exactly clean. Noticing how tired you are, they put you in the middle of the rather large bed before taking place on either side of you. You feel so safe in between them.
“Have you finally learned your lesson, Little Mouse?” Katsuki asks you.
You nod in response. “Yes, Master.”
“Good girl. We don’t want to have to reteach it anytime soon.” Kirishima says with a tint of authority in his voice.
“You won’t, Daddy.” A light blush crosses your face, and you fall asleep with ease.
This is the end of this series. I hope you enjoyed! 🖤🤘
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ofbreathandflame · 1 year
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"Don't talk about Feyre's illiteracy because it's harmful and it's not her fault!
That same blog, two minutes later:
"Nesta is dirty! Look at her sleeping on unwashed sheets. Ew, she's disgusting. OMG look at her thinking these negative thoughts! What's wrong with her! What does she have to be sad for? Look at her sleeping with all of these men, she should be locked up for her sexual promiscuity! Thrown in a dungeon! Sent off to the human lands to die and live as a pariah.! She doesn't even wash her sheets how dare she speak on MY HIGH LADY! Why doesn't she just fuck Cassian -- the male she doesn't even know! Doesn't she see how much he loves her? You can totally tell by the way he ignores her when his friends come around! How he follows her around when she tells him no!
The same blog, four minutes later:
"I'd actually like Nesta if it weren't for her fans! It's not like I haven't said all of those things above! You know what ACOTAR is truly a story about three sisters!"
Yeah--y'all are not being very serious here. Either you care about the issues regardless of the person involved, or you don't. Nesta's depression, and the subsequent symptoms borne of it at the beginning of SF are...actually real symptoms of depression. Lack of proper hygiene, punishing yourself in the form is depriving yourself of care, not eating, and nihilistic thoughts. The book is dead-ass written straightforwardly; Nesta's negative thoughts are not meant to be taken at face value -- she does not mean them. SJM is not subtle by any means. How could she feel this way! She's depressed. That's literally what happens when you are depressed. Again--you guys are not serious about these topics other than the ammo they offer you. How are you mad someone talked about Feyre's illiteracy and then...you're follow up is that. Many of you are not very good readers, and I don't think you are mature enough to be consuming this series. How serious am I supposed to be taking your 'hurt' over introspection of Feyre's character when you guys always want to make a superiority and trauma comparison.
I swear to God the takes are getting...worse. It's even scarier considering some of y'all are actual adults. Ugh--its very hard to not say something when shit like this comes up.
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Chapter 10: Auntie’s chili-chocolate muffins.
Summary: There’s an intruder in the Bakugou house. 3 of them, actually. Having alone-time with Katsuki is a luxury but having friends over isn’t that bad either.
Featuring Mama Bakugou, Shitty Deku and Half and Half gay disaster.
FIRST CHAPTER MASTERLIST
⚠️ Swear words, someone makes a sex joke
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Getting out of the bath was a challenge, but in the best way possible.
First of all, kissing Katsuki senseless in the bathtub while you trying your best to not touch in inappropriate places was probably the funniest and hottest interaction you’ve ever had. After a few minutes Katsuki did stop your shenanigans and kindly asked you to close your eyes until he gets out, his ears red as a tomato; it was so absolutely adorable you almost melted together with the bubbly water in the tub.
There was yelling, squeaking and a lot of giggles when it was your time to get out; your body got so relaxed it didn’t really want to cooperate with you so Katsuki had to help you but as you didn’t want him to see you naked he kinda had to get you out blind which was also extremely hilarious.
“No peeking, sir!”
“I’m not a fucking pervert!”
“You opened your eyes!”
“No, I did not! Fuck off!”
“Fuck, I don’t have any underwear in here!”
“Loser!”
Honestly, you didn’t think this will be so much fun. To be fair, you genuinely thought you won’t be able to move at all, which is the opposite of what’s happening right now; the fatigue is definitely there and your movements are much slower than usual, you also need to sit down and do nothing for a few minutes after being on your feet for longer than half an hour, but other than that, you almost feel okay. Katsuki gives you his shoulder every time you need the toilet or need to change rooms, but you are more than capable to do everything; you even managed to wash the dishes by yourself! Katsuki did end up standing right behind you just in case something goes wrong, but… Okay, you had to take a nap after and Katsuki wasn’t too happy about that because apparently you looked like you just did a 3 hour work out session after but it really seems like you will be able to ditch the meds next week. You are the happiest person in the whole world right now.
It’s the afternoon when someone knocks on Katsuki’s door; by the agitated frown on Katsuki’s face he already knows who that is.
“This fucking hag can’t sit on her fucking ass even if her life depends on it…” He mutters under his nose as he makes his way towards the door.
“The fuck do you…” Katsuki stops mid-yell to stare at the intruder. “Want.”
“Kacchan! Sorry for interrupting!” Deku makes his way inside by running straight to your side, clearly terrified of being slapped in the face. “Hi, Y/N!”
“Hello. Excuse my existence in your personal space, Katsuki.” Todoroki sneaks in as well, looking hot as always.
“Having you here is already a fucking bother, why did you bring the whole fucking ZOO with you?!” Katsuki yells at his mother while he ignores the other two completely.
“Well, fist of all, thank you very fucking much for telling me that my daughter-in-law is in need of assistance.” Momma Bakugou reprimands. Katsuki answers by rolling his eyes, at least until his mother smacks him in the nape. “I was having a coffee with Inko in that new place with the pretty garden and imagine my surprise when she asked me if she’s doing better! I didn’t even know she was sick, goddamit!” The woman yells as she slowly makes her way towards you. Katsuki’s face looks so red he’s probably about to yell profanities in the next few seconds so you decide to cover your ears with the pillow to spare them from the torturous experience.
“YOU DAMN MOTHERFUCKING NERD!” Katsuki yells, just as it was expected. “Can’t you shut your fucking mouth for once in your life?!”
“You know I talk to my mom every day!” The green haired hero whines, hiding his face with his arms in case Katsuki literally explodes on him. “Before you kill me, let me give you something!” Izuku perks up and opens his backpack. He pulls out a massive box of muffins. Katsuki’s eyes are the size of saucers and you swear there is a tiny trail of saliva flowing down the side of his mouth. Todoroki tries his best to conceal the smile on his face but he fails miserably. “I told my mom how nice you were to me the other day and she was so happy about it she asked me to give you this. It’s your favorite chili-chocolate muffins, extra hot!”
Katsuki emerges from the face of the Earth. His gaze is distant, like he’s not even a part of this world anymore. You swear you see tears in his eyes, not like you have the balls to comment on it.
“That chili muffin? The saint chili muffin? Home-made by Auntie?” He mutters under his nose, keeping an eye-contact with the fucking box of muffins like they would disappear if he blinks once.
“Well, it’s been a while since she made them but she tried her best!”
Katsuki takes the box from the hero like it’s the most fragile thing in the world, caressing the top of the box before he opens it and takes a sniff. He doesn’t even try to hide his obsession anymore; he takes a muffin in his hand, looks at it from every angle, making sure it’s not fake, then takes a bite; his eyes get all watery, one single tear dropping down from his face as he chews, slowly and dramatically.
“It’s perfect.”
You’ve never seen Katsuki so calm and content. There isn’t a single wrinkle on his face, no frown, no angry gaze, nothing. No one dares to take a breath; everyone is as silent as a human being can be, just staring at Katsuki’s peaceful face in wonder.
“So now that Katsuki is out of the picture for the next few minutes, how are you, my dear?” Mitsuki’s voice cuts through the silence.
“Oh yeah, I brought you a gift!” Izuku starts to rummage through his bag and takes out another box of muffins, this one full of blueberries.
Mitsuki isn’t too happy with Izuku for jumping into her sentence, but by the look of it she has no heart to tell him off for it.
“Oh, I also brought you something.” Todoroki speaks up and showes a plastic bag into your lap. “It’s something that makes me really happy when I’m sad.”
Izuku facepalms for some reason; you open the bag and there’s….
“Soba noodles?” You ask, feeling like you don’t really understand the joke behind it. It’s not even a full dish, just soba noodles, naked, in a bag. Store bought. What the hell.
“With Izuku’s face on it.” Todoroki adds helpfully, like that explains it all.
“Shouto, I told you this only works for you.” Izuku mutters with a red face, clearly embarrassed of his partner. Katsuki sneaks behind the sofa to take a look into the bag and looks at the half and half hero with a shit eating grin.
“I’ll make sure to tear the packaging right where Deku’s face is. I’ll tear it in half then explode the rest of his body before I throw it into the waste bin so he can be with his brothers and sisters.”
If you wouldn’t know Katsuki is taking the piss right now you would hundred percent question his mental health and his threat level; he looks like the greatest villain of the century, his laugh menacing and cruel. Todoroki looks at him in poor terror and takes the bag from your hands to pull it to his chest; Deku tries to soothe the traumatized hero by caressing his shoulders and muttering calming words into his ears. You’ve never seen so much emotion on the guy’s face before, it’s quite mesmerizing.
“Coming here with these bozos was the worst idea ever, stop ignoring me, children!” Mitsuki yells, offended by the lack of attention.
“Wow, you know that word, hag? I’m impressed” Katsuki mutters to himself as he snatches the bag of soba noodles from Todoroki’s protective arms. He whimpers a bit but lets it go; everyone knows not to poke the sleeping bear, especially not in his own territory.
“I’m not ignoring you! I would never do such thing!” You smile at the woman as you lean into her side to cuddle. “I’m glad to see you again.” You mumble with a sad smile on your face; fuck, you miss your own family so much.
“I’ll be here every day.” The woman perks up and you can hear the sound of explosions coming from the kitchen.
“You are fucking not. Let me enjoy my fucking time with her, hag. You can hog her after she got better.” He yells with a red face. “I’m making cold soba for dinner, you fuckers stayin’?” Katsuki changes his voice into a calmer one, probably not wanting to make the guests feel unwelcome. He changed so much in these past few months it’s ridiculous.
Todoroki beams at his friend; wow, Todoroki has also changed a lot since he got together with Deku. If you wouldn’t know the reason for his sudden change, you would definitely think he is an impostor.
He’s so much more emotional now, so much more free and not ashamed of his own self. You are so happy for those two. Todoroki is even more handsome now, with the tiny smile on his mouth and the loving gaze in his eyes when he looks at Izuku.
Sometimes, this whole situation doesn’t feel real; it feels like a dream of a perfect life and if it’s actually just a dream, you never wanna wake up from it. This is everything you always wanted; a place where you are loved and appreciated for you being you instead of being treated like a rabid dog just because of your honesty and rough words, a place where you belong, a place where you feel safe and happy. You can’t help but tear up a little bit at the thought as you snuggle your face in Mitsuki’s chest to hide it from the gang; you still feel a little bit weird about being so vulnerable in front of them, which is stupid because you know they would never use it against you.
“Your girlie is a really clingy one, isn’t she.” Mitsuki mutters to herself. You move away with a red face; now that you think about it, you really shouldn’t be so close to this woman who you’ve only met twice. “Hey, you are fine, it’s just… we don’t usually do such thing in our family, but it does feel nice to be embraced sometimes.” Mitsuki looks at his son with pure judgment. Katsuki rolls his eyes like a bad teenager and makes his way to the kitchen with his ears red.
The rest of the night goes by really quickly; the whole gang has cold soba for dinner, Todoroki almost cries from how good the dish is then he actually cries when the abnormal amount of wasabi hits him.
“This soba is like having sex, then getting hit in the face in a non-sexual way right when you are about to…”
“Shouto, if you finish your sentence I swear to god I’ll Delaware Smash you to the moon.” Izuku mutters with his face red as Katsuki’s hot sauce collection. Mitsuki almost chokes on her noodles as she tries her best not to laugh out loud; the whole gang fails when Todoroki looks at Izuku with a questioning face, clearly not understanding what did he do wrong this time.
“I didn’t realize the big Todoroki Shouto is such a goofball.” Mitsuki laughs; Izuku looks at her with pure terror as he says the next sentence:
“He’s not joking, Auntie.”
It’s Katsuki’s turn now to laugh like a maniac and the rest of the night goes by so quickly you barely even realize you are being put to bed, half asleep.
“I didn’t even say bye.” You mutter into Katsuki’s strong arms with a pout on your face.
“You are dead tired, Y/N. Don’t overdo it. If you fuck up your recovery by overworking yourself I’ll kill you.” Katsuki mutters as he lowers you into the bed. Your mind is really fuzzy right now, but you still can’t help but ask the next question.
“Can you stay?” You ask the blonde, already missing the warmth of his body.
“This is my bed, you idiot, of course I’m staying.” Katsuki giggles.
“Pinky promise?”
“Really?” You don’t see his face right now but you are quite sure he’s rolling your eyes. “Pinky promise.” Katsuki mutters as he locks his pinkie with yours; in only a few seconds the bed dips next to you and the warmth is finally back; Katsuki’s sweet scent fills your nose as he snuggles up to you and lets himself be vulnerable for once.
“Do you remember when you got sick and ended up in my bed?” Katsuki mutters, deep in thought. His hand plays with your own, drawing circles and explosion shapes into your skin. You can’t make a proper answer anymore so you hum; it’s extremely hard to not fall asleep right on the spot even though Katsuki’s hair tickles your neck a little bit. “You wanted a pinky promise back then as well. It was really fucking cute.” The blonde admits. “When I first met you I hated your guts; I hated how much you remind me of myself and my mistakes, I felt like life sent you for me to get a taste of my own medicine. You were so fucking loud and annoying.” Katsuki continues and you try your best to blink the sleepiness away; bedtime Katsuki’s words are always honest, so whatever he’s about to say, he won’t say it twice. You want to remember everything even if it hurts you. “But then you did these cute fucking things like asking for a pinky promise or laugh at Kirshima’s stupid jokes just to make him happy, then you selflessly jumped right in front of me to save my ass even though I never said a single nice word to you and it confused the shit out of me every time because I wasn’t sure if I want to kill you or keep you close.“ Katsuki pulls you closer, cuddling unashamedly now. “Life might have sent you to fuck me over but it only made me realize I’m not that shit of a person as I thought. Somehow by falling in love with you - fuck this is disgusting - I ended up loving myself a bit more as well. It made me realize how all my actions were fueled by the self-hatred inside me but when you opened up to me and let me in, trusted me with your whole being… it just changed something inside me. I don’t say this too often so open your fucking ears and don’t fall asleep on me - fucking thank you.”
“Fuck’s sake, Katsuki.” You sniffle, much more awake now. This man will be the death of you one day, his grumpy face and his heart stopping confessions under the safe blanket of the night.
“Thank you for letting me love you. It’s the best thing that ever happened to me. You are the best thing…fuck.” You choke on a sob. “Stop being cheesy and go to sleep for the fucks sake, how am I supposed to top that?!” You whine but Katsuki only laughs; it’s that laugh he only does for you, eyes wrinkling, dimples showing and you hate that you can’t see it properly in the darkness of the night because it’s so fucking rare to see him like that. “I will miss this.” You admit. “I kinda want to say I want to stay weak just to have more of this, but I feel like fighting beside you is just as thrilling as sharing a moment in the bed.” You giggle to yourself.
“Who said I’ll let you fight alongside me? Who the fuck do you think you are?” Katsuki murmurs, still giggling. Fuck, you love this arrogant motherfucker so much.
“True, you might be too weak for my sexy hero attire. I don’t want to distract you while you work.” You add sneakily, just to tease him.
“I take everything back. I fucking despise you, you Menace.” Katsuki grumbles as he props himself up on his elbow to give you and angry kiss. Well… a lot of angry kisses.
“Say that without your tongue into my mouth and I might get offended.” You sighs as Katsuki caresses your side, leaving goosebumps on your skin with every touch.
“Nah, I enjoy this way too much.” He mumbles into your mouth. Honestly, you hate being so weak right now when Katsuki gives you all these opportunities to… well… get a bit frisky. Thank god you are numb all over from the exhaustion right now, otherwise sleeping would be off the table. “Now go the fuck to sleep. You can’t even lift your fingers anymore.” He grumbles and it is true; your arms didn’t even manage to reach the blonde’s back, even though you tried your best to pull him closer to you. Katsuki plops back down, cuddling into your side like he always does; it doesn’t take the blonde long to lull you into a peaceful sleep while his fingers play with your hair before he falls asleep himself, glued to your side.
You try your best to not think about the fact that this is all temporary; in a few days, you’ll need to go back to your boring little flat and sleep in a cold bed, where warm touches and the scent of burnt sugar is nothing but a silly little daydream.
“I want to stay here forever…” You murmur under your nose before the world finally goes blank, the problems of the next few days long forgotten.
… next chapter!
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Potato Ramble:
💥 Me: This chapter is 1700 words already, might as well be clever and finish it up because I always end up writing too much right at the end. 2K is enough.
Also me: *finishes the chapter with 3K*
Well, I tried.
💥 I love how Y/N got sick the day before yet everyone knows about it already 😂
💥 I hope you enjoyed this chapter, the sweet talk at the end wasn’t even planned, that just happened 😂 And thank god it did because I love Katsuki’s sleepy talk so much 😭 Like this guy barely says a nice word to his partner during the day then he goes to bed and goes all sweet and cuddly and oh my god, I think I’m love with this guy. 😂
💥 In case you missed to read Katsuki’s POV of the story, it’s coming back in the next chapter!
💥 I really need to stop writing the end notes while I’m sleep deprived, they make no fucking sense. With that said, see you in the next chapter! I think there will be a little time skip to keep the story going!
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danganphobia · 22 days
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i think because laios and shuro’s clashes in personalities it’s unavoidable that they will fight during their relationship. who do you think would be the first one to reach out first after a fight? (this is just an attempt to make you write angsty hurt + comfort laishuro)
DRABBLE INCOMING!
Toshiro wasn't sure how many beers he had tonight. He sat next to other patrons, the number of guests dwindling as the hours passed. He just wanted to get so drunk he wouldn't have to experience a sober thought until the next morning.
This bar was quiet, two blocks away from their university campus - compared to the ones on the flashier side of town where most students went on Friday and Saturday nights to party hard and forget about responsibilities for the weekend.
For Toshiro, beers sounded more tempting than any club to wash away the stress of exams and back-to-back assignments.
When he asked for another refill, his vision started to blur. Next thing he knew, he heard another voice within earshot.
"He's been here for the past three hours."
"Don't worry, I'll pay for it."
"Uh, that's kind of you, but he's already paid for the whole night."
"Then I'll tip you extra."
Toshiro groaned, facepalming. He didn't have to look to know who it was that just showed up. Laios leaned his body against the counter, trying to peek at his face.
"Kabru said you'd be here."
Saying nothing, Toshiro finished his last beer.
Laios' carried him back to campus on piggyback. It's silent, save for the occasional cars driving through.
"Why did you come?" Toshiro asked stubbornly, the alcohol he drank made him lightheaded. If it weren't for Laios, he'd be unable to walk - but the idiot didn't need to know that. Just two weeks ago, Toshiro remembered storming out of that party Namari and Kabru invited him to, with Laios following after him, asking what his problem was, and everyone outside looking on in curiosity.
"My problem?" Toshiro had asked, sneering. "Don't you see it? This - we - doesn't work! I'm sick of it! All I ever get are stares when I tell them-"
"You're with me," Laios finished with a bitter nod, stopping Toshiro in his tracks. "If you're that embarrassed to be with me, why didn't you say so?"
That was the killer. When Toshiro noticed the eyes on them, Laios staring right at him with disappointment and hurt, Toshiro decided to admit defeat. He had only given a sour apology, leaving the party without another word.
They hadn't talked to each other since then. Toshiro stopped coming to club meetings because he didn't want to risk running into Laios, and unfortunately, Laios was always present. It was fine, their campaign could go on without Toshiro considering where they'd left off anyway.
"Why did I come?" Laios repeated the question, exhaling as he contemplated his answer. "I don't know, actually."
This was why Toshiro couldn't stand him sometimes. He was a very logical person. This was how he was raised, otherwise he'd never be fit to be heir of his father's company. Laios Touden didn't need a reason to do the things he did.
"I don't get it," Toshiro mumbled. This should make him a walking red flag, after all. This was the guy who was known for smoking pigs at clubs, did kegstands at frat parties, and could squirt milk out his eyelids for the hell of it. He was the kind of guy that would make a pristine rich kid's parents like Toshiro's have a heart attack if Laios told them what he'd been up to. They were polar opposites; someone Toshiro would've avoided if it weren't for their mutual friends. "After everything I said to you, you still came to see me."
"Yeah." Laios said, like there was nothing odd about it. It only pissed Toshiro off even more.
"Why?"
"I can't just leave you there. What if you passed out in the middle of the street?"
Toshiro snorted, scoffing. "You are aware that I practice martial arts?"
Laios laughed. "I don't doubt you can probably kick my ass while drunk. Then again, you didn't." Instead, Toshiro was clinging to his back, Laios' cyprus scent calmed him, as it was so welcoming. He hated that. It should make him nauseous if anything. "I can't say for any other stranger that would see you this vulnerable."
"I can take care of myself," Toshiro huffed. "You shouldn't have come."
"I don't care if you're mad at me, because I've already forgiven our fight."
"That's - that's preposterous -" Toshiro sputtered in defense, "Why continue to torment yourself by being seen with me?"
Laios chuckled. "Who said being with you was tormenting?"
Toshiro stayed quiet.
"You might think so, so I'll just have to prove myself to you. Lucky for me, I don't really care what people think," Laios explained, pausing at a stop light. Toshiro's eyes widened when Laios turned his head slightly with a gentle smile. "And you shouldn't either."
Toshiro's heart pounded in his chest. The traffic sign flashed - as Laios was permitted to cross the street.
"Yeah, you were an asshole at that party. But at the end of the day, it doesn't change my feelings for you. I think," Laios sighed, "if you like someone, if you really really like someone, you should let them know as much as you can."
Toshiro reached for Laios' ear and tugged on it.
"Ack!" The noise Laios' made in pain just made Toshiro pull on it tighter until he let go. "What was that for?!" He asked, pouting.
"It's easy for you to say," Toshiro said bitterly. "I've spent my whole life trying to live up to the expectations of others. I don't just do impulsive, stupid things out of my own free will. Which is why - I don't even understand why I have feelings for you, either..."
"Toshiro..."
"I am not worth this trouble. You misguide yourself."
"That's not true," Laios countered in earnest. "Tell yourself that all you want, but to me, you're worth it."
Silent and brooding, Toshiro buried his neck deep into the crook of Laios' shoulder to hide the scarlet in his cheeks.
Laios was like a leech that wouldn't pull himself off Toshiro even if Toshiro tried.
And he'd never admit how nice it felt, to be around someone who didn't expect much from him; just his presence, so they could exist together in a world so unpredictable. The air felt easier to breathe the longer they remained, just being.
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Love this interview... I have been semi-checking in on Zawe's journey since before certain stans were feeling some kinda way about her recent familial additions. I do for certain Black actors/creators especially, who seem to be moving in interesting ways in entertainment/film media...
-A remnant from a period when I used to go to screenings and blog about films (and was published a few times in a major national newspaper)... So, I knew of Zawe through the grapevine of her mentorship, i.e. she is the reason why Rege Jean Page of Bridgerton fame got to work in U.S. markets, as she sponsored him. And she is known, as one of those "good eggs" who will be accessible and help/advise especially young actors of color. ...But, I have some other stuff to say. This isn't about proving that she's an amazing human being. It's about a certain brand of misogynoir that some of these people far beneath her in self-knowledge, self-love, and just plain grown-ass-woman-personhood...keep letting fly in what they *think* are compliments, but actually are just trite microaggressions. Saying things like "as long she makes [T-blank H-blank] happy then she's alright" as if he's the centered human and her attachment renders her worthy somehow. Babies, as long as SHE'S happy. Yall. He's marrying up.
WAY UP and the fact that he knows this? Actually elevates him. She's been there.
She tells a story in the above interview that reminds me of Uzo Aduba's anecdote about her name , - of an incident when she was called to an early job (at 6!) and someone there said she wasn't pretty because of her gap and her Ugandan mother took her on past this person and into the room, ANYWAY.
... She learned a specific self-knowledge and self-love, that is necessary in very white western spaces that constantly pressures a narrow sense of worthiness and beauty, especially from Black women, something a lot of these small-minded stans don't even have a notion of seeing beyond. Zawe is biracial, and her features, aside from her skin tone are very African. So while she benefits from colorism, featurism is something I've seen those bigoted stans, pick on as well. She knows those features are what makes her beautiful and knew that, w/o and before her partner saw that too. And people who aren't blind narrow-minded ignoramuses can *also* see that. This is why I assert the fact of featurism needing to be in the conversation of light/dark privilege conversations. Lips, nose, gap, and even the set of her eyes are ethnic beauty markers within quite a few spaces in the Black African diaspora... My mom was an absolute stunner because of her gap.
Even the old school white model Lauren Hutton got there because of her gap. Uzo Aduba, who I have already mentioned has a deeper skintone and has similarly large round striking eyes, gap, and a non-pinched-nose *rightly* played Glinda in NBC's production of The Wiz a few years back, with Dorothy saying she's so beautiful *because* of those features, not despite them as a very narrow white-washed gaze would wrongly assert.
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And while we're here that includes sizes and shapes too. I'm saying your boy is enjoying all that plush. A lot of yall need to read or reread Maya Angelou's Phenomenal Woman, for comprehension.
Anyway... All this to say I know Zawe is and will be fine regardless.
P.S. Maya Angelou *also* had height, and gap and was very much known for her beauty/magnetism as a woman when she was alive. :
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I figured I'd talk about it anyways since I'm here, hey, it's the person who went on the big long rant with housekeeping and the supervisor drama with D and all that shit. I'm here to talk about the borderline p*do we have on staff that no one is doing jack shit about :)
so first thing, Blondie has been caught staring at people's asses all the time. again, specifically the group of housekeepers who are 18-21. I don't know Blondie's actual age, but he's like. in his 40s via his appearance. not the kind of man who should be staring at recent high school graduates. he does this to a lot of people.
(side note: we have two housekeepers with the same name, so I call one Tiny and one Weekend to keep them straight in my head) (same reason i'm calling him Blondie. also because i need some fake thing to call them here)
so Tiny T was running too. Running, i didn't get into in my other ask, is basically taking those big blue carts, and grabbing trash and linen from the hallways, and taking them where they need to go, either laundry or the dumpster outside. So Tiny T was doing a run of linen, and Blondie was like, oh i'll help, because, as i'm sure you can assume by the nickname i'm calling her, she doesn't look strong, and she really isn't. she BEGRUDGINGLY accepts, because what else are you gonna do, and two incidents come from this.
One, Tiny T heard him using voice-to-text to text someone on the phone. whatever, it happens, weird to do at work, but rolls my eyes gets over it. except, what he said, and she quoted it to me, so i'm quoting it here, was "I'm so happy we're together, but you can't tell your mom."
uhm. if you know anything about grooming, that gives you MAJOR pause, because that's some textbook shit right there. voms in my mouth. shudders. but. it's technically out of work, out of our hands, we don't even know who he was talking to, maybe it is a fully grown woman with a shitty mom, who knows, we don't, major side eye and we move on.
then, when they take the linen down and sort it into the tubs for washing, they find a used condom at the bottom of the blue cart. gross, but not uncommon in hotels. he looks at this, then looks at Tiny T (an adult women with a boyfriend, who he KNOWS) and says 'that's for men to use... did you know that? ... haven't used one in ten years...'
fucking EXCUSE ME ??? EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME ???? i'm so fucking sick thinking about it and it didn't even happen to me, it happened to my work friend, i'm SICK. but the next thing here is Worse in my opinion.
A thing about runners that is important to know is that they don't generally go into the rooms, they just grab what's in the halls. when I ran, I would pop into rooms to ask if they needed help stripping a room, but other than that, I wouldn't. they also don't take those blue carts into any room. there's no reason to, it gets in the way, and just. no.
housekeepers also need to keep their doors open, at the VERY least with the latch to the door (forgot the name, the weird thing at the top, secondary lock thing) keeping the door open.
so my coworker P is like, digging under the couch since she saw some trash under there when she hears a noise. So, she sits up to look over the counter of the kitchen to see what that noise was. And it is Blondie. In her room. with the blue cart. and the door SHUT. all the way shut.
nothing came of this, but imagine if she hadn't heard that click. if her music was any louder. it makes me fucking SICK to think about that.
so what does she do ? she goes to Manager, who is both Housekeeping Manager, and part of HR now. she should help right ??
except nothing has been done. he still works here. he still runs. he still has access to the girls. and NOTHING has been done.
i'm encouraging P to come with me to get her the HELL out of this environment, as she's really the main one who he focuses all his gross attention on, but. you can see why we feel uncomfortable with talking to this manager without J by our side, when she literally hasn't done anything to help with something this serious.
i'm so sick of this job tbh. i'm so sick of it. so glad i'm leaving relatively soon honestly :/
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