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blerdeblerdeblerr · 4 months

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Any time anyone refers to Flint and Silver's "shark date" my mind automatically chants "SHARK DATE OOH HA HA!" from the Shark Bait fish tank initiation in Finding Nemo. And it brings me joy.

#black sails #shark date

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jaynovz · 1 year

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I made a Purchase today

#black sails #silverflint #shark date #personal #thoughts #blahaj #I have been waiting like a year and a half to finally get this shark #🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

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thelifeofsharks · 2 months

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Fin-der.

#funny #the life of sharks #sharks comic #sharks #cartoon #humor #humour #webcomic #comics #comic #dating #dating apps #tinder

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crow-n-tell · 1 year

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Tiding Over Masterpost

Tiding Over Introduction.

1, 2, 3, 4

In case your asking if this is based off or accompanied by a fanfic - FAQ

#Tiding over #jellyfish!sun #kracken!moon #shark!eclipse #subnautica inspired #To be added too and organized at a later date #don't even worry about it s fine #masterpost

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glassshine · 4 months

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fish dating sim

#imagine bad puns in a dialtown style #art #fish dating sim #furry #fish #shark #anthro shark #shark cop #fake game #fish puns

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sharkgirldick · 24 days

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It's incredibly funny that I've technically never been with a cis woman.

#text post #shark thoughts #only technically though #me and my ex were both cis when we dated. neither of us are now.#even still I was a fundamentally different person then.

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outoftimewriting · 2 months

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marvel lgbtqia+: as happy as possible, colorful, married/stable dating, powerful, half of the new generation, shapeshifters, the fucking king of the fucking space, gods

dc lgbtqia+: clone-obsessed, high school dropout, traumatized, have guns, no therapy, dating sharks, crazy villain lesbians

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28lemonsandlimesintheeyes · 1 year

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Some om! outfit doodles +kitty

Please do not repost without asking!

#idk if you can see it to well but mams has a lil shark on his sock #obey me #obey me art #obey me fanart #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me mammon #obey me thirteen #art #doodles #obey me doodle #obey me shall we date #fanart #strawberry dress #omswd

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onesidedradiostatic · 2 months

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On one hand I think Vark should show up with Vox in S2. Even if it doesn't necessarily add anything to view the Vees as threatening, because I distinctly remember Vark being the most un-intimidating shark you have ever met in your life. Silly little guy.

On the other, I think it'd be funny if the reason we haven't seen Vark yet is because he actually lives in Alastor's room/pocket dimension in the hotel and Vox lost him in the divorce

ALASTOR STOLEN CUSTODY COUNTER: 2

(the other one is charlie)

#ask #osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #tbh it's only a divorce from vox's perspective #it's so funny like alastor steals custody from people he was never married to. not even dated. he's just a piece of shit for no reason #“I care for you just like a daughter I spawned. it's a little funny you could even call me DAD”#“who would like to see MY pet shark vark”#hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor

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laz-262 · 3 months

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oh what a beautiful day to fall in love

#aquarium dates <3 #i think tomas would find the sea incredibly interesting #like he’s seen so much shit in outworld #but i feel like hed be astounded by a whale shark jus relaxing #pls let me live in my fantasy #tomas vrbada fanart #mk1 smoke #syzoth fanart #mk1 syzoth #mk1 fanart #mortal kombat fanart #symas #just laz things

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beanghostprincess · 4 months

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The Strawhats go to an amusement park and Sanji sees the most adorable, softest, cutest, plushie of a fish as a prize in one of those Shooting Games. He loves it. It's so cute. And he has always been fond of soft things, even if the only one who has ever known this is his mom. Usopp stops next to him and asks "What? Did you see something you like?" and Sanji blushes furiously and brings a cigarette to his lips, looking away and muttering "No- No. It's stupid. Let's keep walking, I saw some food trucks right this way". But Usopp won't have that. And so he lets the crew walk away and do whatever while he stays in that Shooting Booth for a long, long while. Usually, he would just finish the game and win whatever he wants in no time because, well, he's the best sniper ever. But apparently, he just can't win this fucking game no matter how good his aim is. And he knows he's not doing it wrong. He knows it's not him.

The dude working there says that maybe he's overconfident because the game is perfectly fair. But you know, Usopp is also the best liar in the world and he just knows when somebody isn't telling the truth.

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After a long while, Usopp finds the crew eating together at one of the tables close to the food stands, but he can't spot Sanji anywhere. Not until he looks around and he sees him obviously talking to one of the cooks in what seems to be his break. Of course he would ask about recipes instead of eating. Well, Usopp just waits there until Sanji finishes talking and he turns around, their eyes meeting for the first time in a few hours. Sanji's immediate reaction is to grin at him, but then he tones it down a bit and clears his throat, looking away for a few seconds. "Did you get lost on the way to here? That's more of a marimo thing to do, huh? What were you doing?"

Usopp is excited to give him the gift. Or afraid he won't like it. Or maybe just anxious. Maybe it's too much. Maybe he realizes that he has a crush on him and every effort he's made to hide it will go to waste. But it's more important to see Sanji smile, he thinks, so Usopp breathes in and shows him the stuffed animal. "I was just getting back something you forgot on the way. Nothing much."

Sanji's face is indescribable. He gasps and drops the cigarette he's been holding to take the fish from the sniper's hands. He looks at it with so much love and fondness that Usopp is extremely glad he did this. "You're an idiot." But there's no malice in his eyes when he looks up at him. "Why did-"

"A sharpshooter cannot back down in front of a challenge like this!" But he leaves his cocky speech aside to shrug and smile at Sanji back. "And you seemed to like this cutie, so I thought it'd be nice for you to have it."

Sanji stares at him deadpanned for a few seconds. "I'm buying you food."

He can't help but roll his eyes. "Shut up. You're not." Sanji always does these things.

"It's true. I'm not." He holds the plushie close to his chest with one hand while he starts pushing Usopp, his other hand on his back. "We're going back to the ship and I'm cooking you something."

Usopp wants to stop walking, but the other keeps making them move. "Sanji." He sighs. "Accept a gift like a normal person."

The only thing Usopp can see right now is the back of Sanji's head because he's walking faster than him now, impatiently leading the way to Sunny. "You're my sniper and you got me this. And I'm your cook and I will make you something to eat." He turns around for a second and grins, brighter than the fireworks around them. Brighter than any light from this festival Usopp has seen. "That's how we work. Shut up and follow me."

So Usopp follows.

When they see that same Shooting Game again, completely in ruins and a bunch of kids taking the prizes and having fun around the chaos, Usopp tries to walk faster. And faster. But Sanji stops walking, so he has to stop too. "Usopp."

The sniper looks around anxiously. "Yeah? What's up?"

"No." Sanji frowns. "You tell me what's up."

Usopp is about to lie or confess, one or the other, but full of fear of rejection anyway. Until he sees Sanji's amused expression, about to burst out laughing, and it brings his confidence back. "You know. I guess some liars just don't deserve to get away with their schemes. That's all."

And when he sees Sanji giggling and rolling his eyes, holding the fish closer, Usopp thinks he would set a thousand booths like this on fire if it meant seeing him smile.

#inspired by the fact that i have a plushie of the cutest shark and i always watch one piece with it #usopp being the literal definition of be gay do crimes #they're not dating here and it makes it even more adorable #i just know sanji sleeps with that thing every day now #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso

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wyyrmwood · 3 months

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