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vera-deville · 11 months

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Happily Ever After...Soon Enough, Anyways

05/31/2023 - 06/09/2023

Pairing: Malleus Draconia x Reader

Word Count: 964

Warnings: Nothing that I can think of!

Gender: AFAB

Tags: @rose-the-witch1, @pyroxeene, @moldy-cheeto

In which Malleus and Y/N are in the midst of planning their wedding and shenanigans arise.

"Do we really have to do a full wedding? Can't we just elope?" Malleus Draconia asked his future wife.

"And where exactly did you learn about elopements?" A teasing voice called out from the room next door. A figure peaked her head through the doorway, amused by the utter exasperation littered in her beloved's voice.

"Lilia told me that some humans have a practice where they just skip all the actual wedding formalities. Apparently it is quite popular these days." Malleus said, fingers tracing the edges of his tea cup. "It'll be just us, and of course, my grandmother to officiate our marriage. Oh, and we can invite just Lilia as our one guest. We won't have to worry about pleasing the nobles, or the elders, or any one else."

Y/N felt that for her sake, Malleus didn't mention not wanting to deal with her self-proclaimed father, Crowley, and much less her actual adoptive father Crewel and her old friend, Vil Schoenheit. She could understand why Malleus simply wished to forgo any and all tradition and skip right to the part where they vow to be the ones for each other, forever and always (not that they hadn't already vowed that).

Setting down her own cup of tea, Y/N studied Malleus' features. Nothing much had really changed from their time in NRC, except his eyes seemed almost...older now. Perhaps it was the maturity of graduating school and becoming the king of an entire realm. Or perhaps it was because planning a wedding was simply too much work for him.

"But Darling, I thought that you were rather excited about planning a wedding with me?" Y/N asked.

"That was until you dragged Schoenheit into helping Dear." Chided the old (but young) fae. Y/N almost laughed, seeing the barely-there pout forming on his face.

"I didn't drag him into helping Mal, he did that himself."

"But you could have stopped him, I thought that we were doing just fine on our own."

"But you can't deny that he has an extremely good eye for these kinds of things. And this was something he genuinely wanted to do for me. Isn't that nice of him?"

"Not when he takes up all your time and runs me down with far too many choices, which, might I add, all look the same."

Ah. So that's what's got him so grumpy in the morning midday. Chuckling to herself, Y/N made her way to Malleus, sitting on his lap, and snaking her arms around his neck, pulling him down so that she could press a chaste kiss to the side of his cheek.

"Let's just run away together." Malleus suggested, eyes practically glowing at the idea.

"But what about the cake? And all the people who are coming to see us? And all the decorations we've already placed orders for?" Y/N asked. "And what about-" a peck to the forehead silenced her.

Looking up at the horned fae, Y/N asked in a gentle whisper, "Do you remember what you told me when you proposed to me?"

"How could I forget, my Beloved?" Malleus smiled as he remembered.

"Yes, oh my god, yes! Of course I'll marry you!" Y/N exclaimed, with her hands over her mouth. Malleus slid the ring (which he'd safeguarded in his hoarde) around Y/N's finger. He brought up her hand, admiring the shiny stone that now adorned it, and delicately kissed her knuckles.

Laughing in joy, Y/N threw her arms around Malleus, as he picked her up and spun her around, with the wind dancing along with them. "I'm going to need a much cheaper ring so that I can use it every day. This ring belongs in a safety deposit box." Joked Y/N.

"What's a safety deposit box?" Malleus asked, head tilted to the side.

"You didn't even know what a safety deposit box was back then~" Y/N teased, booping Malleus' nose. A breathy chuckle escaped Malleus's lips. Truth be told, it just seemed like an over-glorified dragon's hoarde, but Malleus didn't think to tell Y/N that just yet.

"If you really want to turn this into a elopement, I won't stop you. What matters most to me is what you want." Y/N said.

Malleus could feel his heart swell at how thoughtful his significant other was. He truly lucked out with this one. At that moment, a familiar tune began ringing. Y/N sprung up (much to Malleus' dismay) to attend to her phone.

He watched her eyes light up when she read the caller's ID. So definitely not Schoenheit or Leona for that matter. Maybe it was Ace and Deuce. He hadn't seen them in a while. Were they still up to their usual shenanigans from their time in school? Or maybe the caller is...

"WHAT!?" Y/N screamed with all her might. Malleus whipped his head to study her features. What could have possibly gotten her as angry as she was in a matter of seconds? The fae walked over to his beloved, keen on comforting her when the next words that came out of her mouth stopped him in his track.

"Please tell me someone has the rings?" Y/N begged, pinching her forehead. Malleus listened in on the conversation, trying to gain more information about the now (possibly) missing rings. In the mean time, Y/N inhaled a sharp breath, before cutting her call. Before the King of the Valley of Thorns could question his future wife about the news she'd received, said person slowly turned her head to him, now very much seething.

"I'm going to murder Grim." Y/N promised.

It seemed that Ace and Deuce (and Grim apparently) still hadn't let go of their shenanigans...

Author's Note: Oh my goodness do I not like this fic. I started writing this fanfic feeling so confident about my idea and everything, but then as I was writing it, I just couldn't find myself in the usual headspace I'm in when I write my usual (and better) fics.

This is the first work for the @briarvalleyarchives that I've written. I missed the first month's prompt, and nearly missed this month's prompt (weddings) if it weren't for the lovely @pyroxeene giving us some more time to finish writing.

I honestly really liked the concept I had in mind when I started writing this fic (although it turned out very different), so I may very well end up rewriting this in the future!

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babyshoesnerdshit · 8 months

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night shift

CW cursing, child neglect, sexual harassment, misgendering, drunk person (although not very well written lol), general violence, slight infantilization

idk i wanted to try my hand at writing some shitty platonic yandere batfam x transmasc reader (its self indulgence bby)

Hunger pained (y/n)'s stomach. Stupid cheapskate convenience store didn't give employee discounts though so he had to wait until he got home to eat anything, if there was even anything to eat that wasn't spoiled. (y/n) would have just stolen something to eat from the store (he didn't give a shit about their profit) but the security camera mocking him in the corner kept him from it. And with his phone almost dead (y/n) had nothing to do but stair at the wall and listen to the shitty radio station the store played.

(y/n) hated the night shift, it almost guarantied he would have to deal with more crackheads and drunks than his coworkers. Regardless of his feelings about the night shift it paid the most (even though that was still barely minimum wage), and he really needed the money. Even though (y/n) still lived with his mother (and technically father but he was hardy ever around), his parents had stopped taking care of him a long time ago. So (y/n) was the one to take care of himself. Sometimes he had to take care of his mother too, reminding her to eat or sleep. The bells on the door jangled, shaking (y/n) from his train of thought. Ah yes, the other type of Gotham crazies. Vigilantes.

"Hey kid."

"I'm not a kid." for some reason the batclan had decided that the 5th avenue convenience store was the best place for mid-patrol snacks.

"Ah yes, the old and wise 18 year old. My bad." Red Hood had a thick layer of sarcasm in his mechanical voice. (y/n) couldn't see his face from behind his helmet but was entirely sure he had the stupidest smirk underneath. (y/n) simply rolled his eyes (fighting back a smile) as hood moved about the store grabbing a random assortment of food and drinks. As hood was filling his arms the bell sounded again, this time it was a middle-aged man. (y/n) could smell the alcohol on him from the register. The man looked around, stopping as he saw (y/n).

"Welll helllooo~" the man had started leaning on the counter of the register. "Yoou're a fine slut, i could show you a reeall goOod time~" He smelled even worse up close. (y/n) sent a panicked glance over to Red Hood who had dropped his things and was now walking aggressively towards the man. "Wha you ignorin me BITCH!" the man lifted his arm to strike. (y/n) flinched, lifting his arms to cover his face.

"Leave. Him. Alone." Hood's voice was dark and low. His grip on the man's arm was painful if the man's face was any indicator.

"H-hey Mr. Red Hood. me and the lil' lady were just havin a niice talk." The man had lost any confidences and aggression he once had in fount of the crime lord. "She wuz jus bein a bitch, you understaannd right?" he sniveled. A sickening crunch was heard from the mans arm where Red Hood's grip tightened. The man started convulsing with pain and screaming. (y/n) felt sick.

"I'm going to deal with this trash. I'll be right back." Hood dragged the man out of the store, bells jingling behind him. It was moments like this where (y/n) remembered just how dangerous Red Hood actually was. Living in Gotham, (y/n) had gotten unfortunately used to getting catcalled and harassed, but he could never stop the shaking of his hands and the sinking feeling in his stomach that came with it.

Moments later the bells sounded again, (y/n) couldn't help but jump slightly. It was Red Hood.

"Sorry about that kid." hood picked up the food he had dropped earlier and set it on the counter.

"Ah, it's ok." (y/n) hated how small he sounded. Taking a breath he started to scan the things hood had picked out and tried to steady himself. "It's Gotham, shit like that happens all the time."

"That doesn't make it ok." Hood sounded softer than before. (y/n) felt anger crawl up his throat, the bats always treated him like a kid. Even Robin! And he was, like, 12!

"That'll be $29.47, you want a bag?" (y/n) tried not to show his anger. As upset as he might have been, Hood did just save him from an icky situation.

"Nah." Hood picked up half of what he bought with one arm as he flipped a 50 onto the counter. "Keep the change." He started to leave.

"Hood, you're forgetting half your shit." He had left a large banana nut muffin, a pack of gummy sharks, a chocolate milk, and a packet of pizza flavored combos.

"They're for you kid, you look starving." He was out the door before (y/n) could protest.

(y/n) sighed with a light smile, well at least he wouldn't be hungry for the rest of his shift.

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Jason was fucking livid. This god damn BASTARD! Who the fuck did he think he was, harassing his little brother. Raising his FILTHY had at him. Jason was seething.

"RR" Jason turned his comm on.

"Jonathan Davis, 54, 237 Maple Street, apartment 122, married to Eliza Davis, daughter is Maria Davis, place of work 57 West End Road." Tim already knew, he was watching it from the security camera back at the cave.

"I only spared him so that you could make his life something worse than death." Jason staired down at the beaten and bruised body of the man.

"Don't worry. It will be." Tim's voice was cold and calculated. No doubt already planning all the ways this man would watch his life fall apart.

Jason leaned down to the barely conscious man, "If you DARE go fucking near him again, I'll leave your head for your wife and daughter to find in your fridge." the man simply looked at him with fear. Jason grabs him by the scalp, "Do you understand?" his tone was dark, made even more intimidating by the mechanical modulator.

"Y-yes! I understand! I understand!" the man cried.

"Good." Jason shoved his head back into the filthy ground of the alleyway. 'right where trash belongs' Jason thought to himself.

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k4katsujin · 10 months

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ATSV CHARACTERS AT THE BEACH!!?!?!?!?!?!?!,

i just came (haha funny word) home from the beach and im hella exhausted but :3 it's been a while since i last posted smth "real" on here so there i go 🕺🏻

(apologies to @ukranianacearo im working on your request i promise my computer keeps dying and the heat make it hell to finish BUT we 🆙️ 🫡)

SO content :3 // headcanons only, miguel, hobie, both miles and peter b parker are included :D and indeed gender neutral reader,, enjoy 🕺🏻🫶🏼

also idk if that makes sense but reader is in a separate relationship with all the characters and slightly ooc everyone 🫡

☆ hobie is the one who proposed going to the beach and you'd be the only one who hyped him up. the hardest spidersociety's member to convince obviously being miguel, you ran to lyla to do so. (since he has a soft spot for her he said yes, not for fun but to watch on you and the others. (but he actually ends up having fun)

"come on, it'll be fun!plus, it would be a shame to not come since it's like 35 degrees outside, and it'd give you a well-deserved vacation"

+ he's the kind to throw you in the freezing water because he'd find it funny how you're mad at him afterwards (but you never stay mad at him for a long time because look at that man. he is a slut. (in a pretty way) + he's also the kind of boyfriend to carry you on his shoulders to like. idk what's that's called but like he'd have on his shoulders and fight another person on another's shoulders. (you would lose bc you didn't stop moving)

☆ miguel would be the grumpy kind for sure. he came there because he knew that'd make him happy and you know he can't help it when it comes to his sunshine <3 (guess lyla isn't his only soft spot X)) he would definitely hold you like a princess in the water and teach you how to swim if you don't know how to,, he'd even find it cute

(in a soft tone) "why do you want to go to the beach? to learn how to swim? OK i'll gladly teach you :D"

and then he'd just turn into the softest teacher ever bc it'd remind him of teaching his daughter. eventually you didn't succeed at learning how to swim, but at least you spent a very wholesome moment together :D

☆peter would be the crackhead dad XD i js feel like you'd be the one watching him and mayday and even help him teach mayday to swim :3 + he'd be like super hyper because going to the beach isn't something he does often bc of his spiderman job and stuff so :3

"what did you say?? you want to go to the beach with me and mayday?? YES PLEASE. ITS BEEN YEARS SINCE I HAD ANY FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT."

☆ 1610 miles would be so hype bc he never went to the beach before, so going with his partner for the first time? he sure is happy :D

"wait?!?!?! is this a kind of date? this is so cool!!!"

but then the heat would just make you too tired to actually swim so you'd just chill, like cuddles and stuff

☆earth 42 miles wouldn't be hyped at first because he's more of an indoors person, like to him going outside when it's already hot us unuseful

"don't you want to stay inside? not gonna lie, im a bit lazy to go out right now."

but he accepts, and he had more fun than he would ever admit

the two last ones seem hurried im sorry 😭😭😭

but :> hope you enjoyed!

please reblog it helps a lot with reach, please, and thank you!

#kaheri's chronicles #x reader #spiderman atsv #hobie brown #spiderman across the spiderverse #lgbtq #across the spiderverse #peter b parker #peter parker #miguel ohara #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #earth 42 miles fluff #earth 42 miles x you #miles molares #earth 42 miles morales x reader #earth 42 miles x reader #miles morales #marvel 1610

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ohbo-ohno · 6 months

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🪀 - alien!ghost is so funny to me because i cant decide if his behavior being normal for his culture or his entire Who He Is being just as offputting to his own species as to humans is funnier.

I also just. love the visual of reader being So Fucking Done that she just throws her ass to the ground and refuses to move. Soap thinks its funny, and if he weren't so well trained already he'd join her just because he thinks its hysterical how fucking done ghost is the moment he sees it happen. Its the energies of "the first pet who made you want another" vs "the second one." trend on tiktok where it shows a fucking crackhead ass cat doign shit they shouldnt be.

ghost can't train reader the way he traines johnny and its INFURIATING because. it should work. what the fuck. why are you like this. why is locking you in a cage where nobody can touch you a REWARD??? what the fuck???

Reader is shameless, too - he can discipline you in public all he wants and you just keep doing it. makes you even MORE stubborn when he makes you cry and you just limply sag into him. Maybe he figures out disciplining you has to look more like a reward - fingering you in public, making you cockwarm him while he's at the restaurant, etc. It gets reader to react a hell of a lot quicker than anything else he's done

i like the idea that ghost is Weird compared to other aliens, but normal for his species. so since he's probably on some weird space station thing, they probably think he's decently weird

i think ghost would've trained johnny by giving him lots of physical attention and giving him actual tasks to complete, but johnny definitely allowed himself to be trained. he could disobey ghost at any point and be totally fine, he chooses to obey for snuggles and treats and pampering

reader isn't quite so willing. she wants away - from both of them, because fuck johnny - and she will absolutely not be tempted by sweet words and snuggles. the only thing that even slightly sways her are the alien candies she's never had before

ghost 100% expected johnny to help teach his new human the Rules, too. he figured his new human would be able to mostly learn how things are supposed to work from johnny, but obviously that didn't happen. instead he's got a new brat and a laughing johnny. he's Unamused

#🪀 anon #asks and answers

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danganronpafan777 · 11 months

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(You dont have to write this right away) dra male cast x reader that has the peronality of ibuki mioda like in the morning its like "good nom nom noming you sexy cutie"

I love this request sm Tsurugi Kinjo:

You were.... Interesting

With you and Yamato, he had two crackhead friends

He'd raise a confused eyebrow at some of the more random things you'd say, and would cover his ears everytime you had an instrument in your hands, whether you were playing or not

He's completely thrown off guard when you confess to him, but finds himself accepting your feelings anyway

Tsurugi never imagined himself with someone like you, who would distract him from his trauma and give him breaks from work by tackling him into the couch and cuddling him until he can't breathe

But he just can't keep himself away from you

You never hesitated to grab his work, and throw it across the room and hold him to force him to take a break

He would blush a bit whenever you wrote a song for him, and would have to cover his face with his arm to hide his blush if you actually played it for people

It would take years to convince him to do a duet with you, and his voice would be so shy and relaxing, but you can't record it or tell anyone about it He does his best to keep you out of trouble, and it rarely works

But for some reason, he still loves you

"Good nom nom noming you sexy cutie~!”

“…!?…Good morning, Y/n…”

Mitch Higa:

He didn't mind your personality too much, as he had met much louder fangirls in his career, but he never would have imagined himself dating you

Sure, he flirted with you and you replied with some witty comment, but he expected you to blow him off like every other girl in the class did for some reason

Even with his superiority complex, he will beg on his knees for you not to scream into your microphone again

He's get very confused at some of the strange things you say, and might even blush (to which he'd mentally slap himself)

If you wrote a song about him, no one would hear the end of it for the next week

He would brag about it to all his teammates and in nearly every interview of his to the point where you basically have to release it to the public

He'd try to seduce you in a duet, but would end up failing miserably Chaz Thurman style (please don't cancel me for that reference-)

Similar to what Haruhiko said about Satsuki, he jokes that of all the girls he wanted to be with in the class, he got stuck with the loudest one

But despite your eardrum killing music, there's no one else he'd rather be stuck with

"Good nom nom noming you sexy cutie~!”

He’s caught off guard for a moment, “You’re the cutie Y/n~”

Kinji Uehara:

He was slightly started by your upbeat and loud personality, but he didn't mind too much, having experience in dealing with hyper kids

Your classmates are impressed by his ability to calm you down-

He might ask a few questions at some of the strange things you say, but eventually just accepts that you say random things (He still might blush a bit at some of your more affectionate words)

He's a bit reluctant, but eventually agrees to perform a duet with you, having experience in singing through hymns in church

He's not a huge fan of your music, and might politely ask for you to turn it down sometimes, but he still supports you and your passions

He would invite you to play for the kids at the orphanage, as long as the songs were child friendly and wouldn't destroy their eardrums

During one of these private concerts, you played a song that he wasn't familiar with, and was shocked when you said it was about him

It was probably the most flustered and flattered you ever saw him, and the kids teased him about it for weeks, begging for you to play it again and again

"Good nom nom noming you sexy cutie~!”

“I’m…not sure what that means, but thank you…”

That doesn’t stop the blush on his face

Haruhiko Kobashikawa:

Didn't expect to have a classmate this loud, but was able to match your enthusiasm

He screamed when he heard you play for the first time, and his ears continued to ring for hours later, but he still supports you

Haruhiko might try to learn a new instrument such as the guitar (mostly to impress you), but would constantly forget cords and have no idea what he’s doing

If the two of you did a duet, he'd try to act cool and romantic but would end up forgetting half of the words

He’s confused and kinda concerned at some of the weird things you say, but will blush a bit when you say something romantic

If you made a song for him, he would brag about it for as long as he possibly can

The two of you are two loving and energetic idiots, and while Haru’s not a great singer, he’s your number one hypeman!

"Good nom nom noming you sexy cutie~!”

He’s red for a moment before responding, “Good..uh, whatever to you too! Haha.. you’re the cutie…”

Kakeru Yamaguchi:

He initially flinches at your loud personality, but eventually gets used to it

Meaning he can keep himself from passing out at some of the affectionate things you say to him

He'll timidly ask what you mean whenever you say something random, to which you'd always say something even stranger

You confuse him sometimes, but you still help him with interacting with others and expressing himself more

He was oblivious to your feelings for him, so Kinji and Kanata probably had to spell it out for him

If the two of you ever sang a duet, he might have to stop a few times, and you oblige, not wanting him to be uncomfortable

Your music definitely surprised him, but it does help him speak up (to ask you to please turn it down mostly-)

You like to perform private concerts for his sister, and use some of your tour money to help pay for her treatments

Kakeru's entire face would turn pink if you wrote a song about him, and would completely pass out if you even spoke about releasing it

From this relationship, you're able to remain serious at times, while Kakeru slowly lets loose and expresses himself more

"Good nom nom noming you sexy cutie~!”

Kakeru.exe has stopped working.

Teruya Otori:

He wasn't really expecting you to be so...loud, but that was alright!

He admired your talent and the two of you were fast friends

You, him, Haruhiko, Satsuki, and Kiyoka probably start a band together (Sunshine Squad-)

He makes his classic confused faces whenever you say something random, and even his ears would turn red whenever you seemed to flirt with him

He would be extremely embarrassed and kinda shy to do a duet with you, but would be more confident as he gets older, but he still would prefer to keep it between the two of you

The moment you mention writing a song about him, his accent would leak

"Y-Ya made a son'!? A-abou' meh!? I-um..."

He's happy! He really is, but he's also nearly at a loss for words

His face would get even redder if you released it to the public, and his dad would probably play it on repeat at Otori Mart to tease him

The two of you are extremely affectionate and happy together (but Teruya still blushes his head off in front of others-)

"Good nom nom noming you sexy cutie~!”

“W-Weh!? Y/n- um…G-good…nomming to ya too…”

His face is too red to say anything else

Yamato Kisaragi:

The both of you just clicked when you first met, and if he wasn't already a fan, he was now

He might yelp and cover his ears a bit at some of your louder songs, but he still jams out to "I squeezed out the baby yet I have no idea who the father is" while he's creating a million dollar invention

Mikako is starting to get worried about him-

It might take him a minute to process some of the random things you say, his brain trying to make sense of it, but if it's even remotely romantic, his brain might briefly shut off completely

Despite the pleas of literally everyone, He'll amplify your instruments and even add fireworks or create smoke machines for your concerts

He'll love to perform a duet with you, and will cry a bit in happiness if you write a song about him

If you actually play the song or release your duet to the public, he will be beet red for the whole day, but has never felt happier

He tries not to brag, he really does, but he just can't get you off his mind

"Good nom nom noming you sexy cutie~!”

He smiles wide, “Hey, Y/n! You’re the cutie!”

He cups your face and happily kisses you

Utsuro:

You tired him out honestly

It took a while for him to admit that he likes you, as every time you talked/yelled and lightened up a room with your energy, he'd think or say that he wants you to shut up

...So why didn't his luck do it for him?

He shuts down Akane when she offers that maybe he secretly doesn't mind you or your voice

Even before you started dating, you were affectionate and outgoing to him, throwing an arm around his shoulder and dragging him to some stupid class activity

Whenever he dozed off, either in class or in the safety of his dorm, you would either shake him away or loudly snore on top of him

It frustrated him to no end, but you never left his side

One day, Utsuro told you he could make you the biggest rockstar in the world, give you wealth, fans, inspiration, anything you wanted if you would just leave him be

You refused.

In a rare moment of seriousness, you told him that you knew how he felt, and how lonely he was deep down and he just wanted to be understood, not used for his talent

From that point, Utsuro saw you in a different light, and slowly but surely, he began to confront his feelings

Sure, you were his crazy and outgoing S/o, but at the same time, you were someone who truly sympathized and took the time to understand him

"Just leave the BGM to Y/n! I made a whole album for you, Utsuro!"

"...Thank you."

"Of course, cutie~! This is for you and -"

"No...thank you. For understanding."

Yuki Maeda:

His reaction to meeting you was the same as meeting Satsuki (except he found himself liking you more)

This one's going to be a handful...

He would always compliment your music and any song you wrote for him, even if you were practically screaming to the microphone

He had researched you prior to entering Hope's Peak, but he was happy to learn more about you!

You offered to teach Yuki how to play an instrument, and eventually he agreed to it

He was... mediocre at best, but he was still your boyfriend, and you wanted the world to see him

He can't really match your energy, and sometimes he feels more like your caretaker than your boyfriend, but at the end of every day and every kiss, the feeling of butterflies in his stomach lingers as all he can think about is you

"Good nom nom noming you sexy cutie~!”

“H-Huh!? Y-Y/n..!”

#danganronpa another #teruya otori #tsurugi kinjo #kakeru yamaguchi #yamato kisaragi #kinji uehara #haruhiko kobashikawa #mitsuhiro higa #yuki maeda #utsuro #dra utsuro #Dra #danganronpa x reader #dra x reader

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that-one-weeb-buts-its-the-main · 2 years

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Being Frank Castle's Daughter in Hawkins Pt 4

Gif Caption: top gif - Thor and Loki from Marvel. bottom gif- Billy Hargrove from Netflix's Stranger Things

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Reader: female | Age: 17-18 range

Characters Mentioned: Frank Castle (MCU), Matt Murdock (MCU), Thor Odinson (MCU), Loki Layfeyson (MCU), Korg (MCU), Dinah Madani (briefly MCU), Black Panther (briefly, MCU), Billy Hargrove (ST), Steve Harrington (ST), Mike Wheeler (ST), Nancy Wheeler (ST), Max Mayfeild (ST)

A/n: this is the most crackhead things are going to get

Warnings: Billy bleeds and is injured, emotions, Neil hit billy >:(

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Frank drove off as soon as you got in the car.

It was silent ride.

You were trying to hide your crying

It was just too much with everything going on

Between the freshly beaten bullies and now adults bullying you

It wasn't nessacary that it was the words.

Its the fact that you can't do anything about it

"You okay kid?"

"Uh...I think I just lost my only friends..." she smiled weakly, "And I think Im really fucked because of it..."

He looked over at her as she sniffled, wipping stray tears, "Hey. Hey. They are you're friends. Those are the friends you want. Whats his name? Steve? Steve Harrington? With the three added inches because of his hair?"

Y/n chuckled and nodded still crying, "He's a friend. He's someone that's got your back. And what he did? What he did back there while you were in the bathroom? He did what he was suppose too. He stood up for you. Alright?"

Y/n nodded, a heavy plate being set in her lap as she sniffled looking down, "You stole the pie back?"

"You bet damn right I stole the pie back." Frank spoke causing Y/n to laugh, "that's my damn pie dish alright?"

Y/n couldn't stop laughing.

"Probally only fuckin thing that had flavor too." Frank contuined pulling two forks out his pocket.

"You stole there silverware!?" Y/n laughed.

"Come on. They should be glad I didn't use it!" Frank spoke his voice raising the warmth of laughter as it filled his chest.

"Midani's gonna come for you because you stole silverware watch!" Y/n laughed.

"Let her try!" He laughed Y/n cutting into the pie and taking a big bite.

"Mhm." Y/n hummed, "This is good."

Y/n took another bite, "Like really damn good! Mhm! I feel bad the kids didn't get any!"

"Come on give me a bite."

Frank for sure did know how to cheer you up

Even if you'd be in a sugar induced coma after comfort eating most of the pie.

He doesn't care. He can always make another fucking pie. He'll make you 20 as long as your happy.

You both go home and change into actual comfortable clothing and watch a movie

You've had a long day so you'd fall asleep to some crappy western pretty damn quick

He'd pick you up and put you in bed, kissing your temple before leaving you to sleep.

A few hours pass by before theres knocking on the window .

It makes your stir at first but soon it wakes you up and you get up.

"Hargrove?" Y/n asked head sticking out the window,"what time is it?"

"You okay?" He asked, Y/n nodded.

"Y...yeah...just been stressful recently." Y/n told leaning on the window seal, "Just my breaking point I guess."

Billy nodded, looking up at her slightly, "c...can you help me..."

It meek and soft, scared of being hurt.

Y/n looked at him concered,"who the fuck am I kidding I shouldn't...fuck."

Y/n reached for the flashlight beside her bed and turned it on directing it towards Billy.

"Holy Shit!" Y/n cursed, Billy's eyebrow split along with his lip and a bloody nose.

"Seems like everything that happened at dinners my fault..." he admitted, "I. Fuck. I kept lookin off. Ya know?"

"Come on." Y/n spoke holding her hand out as he grabbed it, Y/n helping him in and letting him sit on the bed while she turned the big light on, and went under her bed to grab first aid.

"I kept spacin out..." he told her she sitting next to him, "and I knew I should. But I kept doin it. I didn't mean to be starin at Wheeler. I."

"Hey. No need to explain it to me." Y/n smiled small, "Dont feel forced alright?"

Billy nodded, "i got mad." He explained.

"I got mad. I didnt say anything. I got mad because It should of been me. I should've stood up for you. Not Harrington." Billy started, "I should of stoped it. I knew it. I knew it was happening and I sat there. And I listened."

Y/n frowned, as Billy's eyes glazed over: "I. I know how it is. You. You don't."

"I know-"

"That's it!" Billy spoke, "You don't know. And I don't want you to know. I. You're my. Fuck...I."

"Billy." Y/n called softly, finger on his chin guiding it in her direction for her to clean it, putting a butterfly bandage near the corner of his upper lip.

"You're my...You're my city bird..." He finally croaked out, tears that filled his eyes fell from baby blues down his face.

"Hey...hey..." Y/n coaxed calmly, "I'm not goin anywhere. Im not."

She wipped a tear away, "and you're the only one that gets to call me the stupid as shit nickname."

He stiffled a laugh as Y/n smiled, "That nicknames so fuckin stupid ya know that?" She contuined.

"Sound like a damn piegon."

He chuckled as Y/n contuined to clean his face, the blood had stopped but she still had to address the eyebrow split.

"Damn. Hargrove were you always this pretty?" Y/n teased he rolling his eyes in response.

"Mad that I look better beat up than you?"

There he was. Billy Hargrove, back in action with his eye rolls and playful tone. Y/n knew part of it was an act a spacegoat: but she knew there was a part few got to see.

She finsihed cleaning his face and helping him disinfect everything. Kissing his head softly she smiled against his skin. Pulling away just enough for him to raise his gaze.

His nose grazing against her's just slightly as eyelids hung low. Billy's hand lifting up to hold the side of Y/n's neck as he leaned forward the beginning edge of there brow bones resting against one another with closed eyes. He was soft with his touch as he pushed forward, his lips pushing against hers, her lips tasted like apple pie.

But it didnt last long, they both mutually pulling away. That...didn't feel right...to neither of you.

Why?

"Did you?" Y/n asked quietly, and Billy shook his head.

"You?" Billy questioned softly, as Y/n shook her head no.

"Fuck...I can't loose you..." Billy spoke, "I. I can't."

"Im still here. I told you I wasnt going anywhere."

And thats when you guys became Plantonic soul mates

The only reason Billy kissed you was because well he's never had emotions this strong

He could tell you: I love you but kissing you. It was wrong. The kissing? Oh yeah that was great. It was the "you" part

Which made no sense to him because for a straight fact he knew he loved you.

So he's like: b i t c h what are these feelings

Safety and Security Billy, safety and security

You both were surpised you talked about it afterward, still the pinky promise dumbasses you both are

He still likes the head kissing though, or the kiss cheek.

Its the romance factor that just doesn't work.

You guys have a little pinky promise hand shake now,

Billy wont admit it but you're everything to him, and he knows he's everything to you: after all you said it too him

Yet unfortunately he's gotta leave, and you let him back out the window

"Sleep Tight City Bird." Billy spoke looking back up at her.

"Sleep Tight Hargrove." Y/n spoke holding out her pinky as he stiffled a smile, raising and interlocking pinkies with her.

And you watched him walk off into the darkness of the woods, most likely back to the main road.

You cleaned up and went to bed afterward.

You need the sleep: You're just exhausted from everything

Luckily no one woke you up for school-

Wait, No one woke you up for school?

She looked at the alarm clock beside her, school started thirty minutes ago, "SHIT!" She cursed now fully awake and running around, luckily she had washed all that makeup off the day before.

Hopping on one foot as she tried tying her shoe, she fell against the door, its opening, and her body followed, ending on the floor.

"The hell," Frank spoke.

"School! I'm late!" Y/n argued standing up, but there sat Steve Harrington, and the Wheeler siblings, with cups of hot coffee, and a cup of hot chocolate for mike.

"Well, morin to you too." Steve spoke drinking from his mug, "And happy fall break."

Oh...

"fall break!?" Y/n asked looking at the calendar, fall break was indeed in full swing.

you had been relieved as Frank pulled a chair for you to sit down while he was making breakfast.

He also stuck a cup of coffee in front of you

They had come to make sure you were alright, Steve especially, and he apologized to his mom like five times

"I'm really sorry."

"No Don't be." Y/n spoke sipping her coffee, "It's not your fault."

"And your sure your okay?" Nancy asked, "It's not every day an ordinary person takes a mental beating like that so easy."

Y/n nodded, "I...yeah, I got it."

"of course she's okay!" Mike argued, "She's taken bigger beatings from villains!"

So Mike thought you were a hero, just in hiding, and laid it all out for you: who and how you became an undercover superhero he had a very original origin story planned for you

It made you feel good, a kid being a kid: a happy kid

"but it's obvious you have a rival in the superhero world, is it Iron Man!? Captain America! I bet it's Black Panther."

Y/n laughed, "No. I haven't seen the King of Wakanda in new york for some time."

"You know Black Panther?!" Mike asked, Y/n half nodding.

"Brief visit," Y/n spoke.

"She knows Black Panther," Mike told his sister with a stupidly happy smile on his face.

"I know Mike, I can hear her."

Y/n smiled and took a drink of coffee, a brief visit meant getting thrown off a cliff by him.

Frank made breakfast for you all, waffles and everything

He likes your friends: he has a certain respect for Steve too

especially after that dinner

"You should come trick or treating with us!" Mike suggested.

"Me?" Y/n asked digging into her eggs.

Mike nodded, "yeah! Your super cool!"

Y/n smiled and looked at Frank who shrugged, whatever she wanted.

"Yeah. That sounds like fun." Y/n smiled, "I'd love to."

"Sweet! The guys would love you."

You guys spend your morning talking: Frank truly getting to know your friends, they all thought he was pretty cool too: especially with being in the service in the past and all

Plans for the break are thrown back and forth.

"So that new Horror movie is coming out." Steve spoke, "The 29th."

"Really? Didn't think you had a movie theater in Hawkins."

"funny."

"I know." Y/n smiled, "You guys wanna go see it?"

"You're busy the 29th," Frank spoke.

"I am?" Y/n asked.

"I'd hope you'd be busy with Murdock and them comin' out"

"Matts coming!?" Y/n asked in disbelief, "Seriously!? Like really!? You're not shitting me!?"

"I can tell them all not to come-"

"NO! NO!" Y/n spoke, "Guys you'll love Matt! He's a really good lawyer..."

And you went on and on saying they all had to have dinner while he was down,

AHH, Matt Murdock's coming! You're so happy, as said before: while Frank was in prison he had become somewhat of a fatherish figure to you, and you truly did care about him, and he really did care about you

Sure he had his own problems, and had no idea how to help you, and didn't shover his religion down your throat, but did take you to his church one time

Explained that she had to find a place like his church: a thinking place, wherever or whatever this place was: either it be a parking lot or an old park, you need a place to be grounded, where the weight just drops off the shoulders

just thinking about there talks made things better sometimes

so you were excited

Steve? Steve was not

Okay so this guy was older: but, you talk about him like he was a superhero

Oh he has no idea

But they still want to hang out with you during break

And Frank says he's fine with you being out as late as you want as long as you call him a few times, letting him know what was going on

Yet after a long breakfast nancy had casually looked at her watch

"Crap! I said I'd have Mike back by 10 am." Nancy spoke, "Hurry up Mike!"

"why what time is it?" steve asked.

"11:30!"

"Crap!" Steve spoke apparently they both had things to do quickly eating his plate of food, "I have to go! I'm gonna be dead!"

Steve got up quickly followed by Nancy and Mike.

"Mr.Castligone! Thank you for breakfast! Y/n! I'll call you later1 We'll do something on a day you're not busy! Breakfast was great! Okay! Bye!"

it was comical to you and Frank, watching them eat as quickly as they could and rush out like you had run out thinking you were late for school

You both just laughed, and you did the dishes, after all, they were your friends.

it was a peaceful day, you and he had spent his off day together, taking a nice walk through the woods by the water, skipping stones on the water, and lounged around the house

That's when you got a phone call, it hadn't been Steve, it was too quick for that despite the hours he was gone already

"Hello?" Y/n asked.

"Ah! Y/N of Midgard! Daughter of the Punished!"

"Thor?" Y/n asked quietly looking back but Frank was busy doin something in his room.

"Yes! It is I!"

"I am here as well!" Loki shouted annoyed from the back.

"Me too!" Korg cheered

"How did you get this number?" Y/n protested, "And Hi Korg,"

"No need to ask such questions! We are friends! Like, brother and sister! What is in your mind is in mine!" Thor cheered, "See I will tell you now what you are thinking! Guns! Weapons! Blood oh so much blood! And pure destructive victory! Which is why I wonder why are you in this place they call Hawkins?"

Y/n froze, what?

"Thor, just. Why are you here?" Y/n asked trying to keep her cool.

"To celebrate the falling of leaves!" He spoke, the smile heard in his voice.

"Did Jane break up with you again?"

"What!?" He laughed, "Pfft! No! Yes. She did. So I figured we could drown ourselves in such over-sugared delights; like old times, and you could show me around this very much lonely empire of yours. Korg would also like to do some drawing with you."

"Just. Where are you?" Y/n asked.

"Uh."

"give me the damned thing!" Loki ordered, snatching the pay phone, "I swear Y/n if you do not come and get us I will be invading New York again!"

"Okay One, rude." Y/n protested, "Where are you?"

"In front of..whatever this place is, looks like a prison."

"Does it say Hawkins High?"

"Yes! It does!"

"Just, give me 20 minutes."

"You have five."

"Fifteen."

"Fine."

You were never so quick in your life: you told Frank you were borrowing the Truck and said you loved him and call him later because you be out late and left

Left to go pick up who?

Billy Fucking Hargrove

OUT OF ALL PEOPLE

You knocked on his door so quick, and loudly too

"Max! Get the door!"

"Im going!"

She was surpised to see you there: and said Hi real quick before walking through following the blasting music.

"HARGROVE!"

"Jesus! What the Hell!" He argued looking back.

"How'd you like to help me baby sit Thor and Friends!?"

"What?" He asked, turning off his music confused as fuck, "Excuse me?!"

"You're going to see Thor?" Max asked Y/n turning around.

"Yeah. Yeah." Y/n answered nonchalantly hoping Billy would agree, "Well?!"

"Yeah! Yeah Im comin!" He argued grabbing his jacket as he quickly followed Y/n.

"I wanna come!"

"No!" Billy argured.

"Yeah! Fine whatever!" Y/n asked, "I don't have time to argue or Lokis gonna blow up New York again!"

"Excuse me!?"

"Get in the fucking truck now!"

Max thought Billy was an insnae driver? When your in a rush? Damn. You're crazy.

Billy's bracing himself your acting so crazy

You're sweating bullets and to hyperfixated on the road to answer any questions

You're racked with anxiety and pull into the hawkins high parking lot where the group waits.

"Hi Y/n!" Korg waves happily, Y/n getting out the truck leaving the two in the front seat completely speechless.

"Ah Y/n!" Thor cheered, "It's an honor to make- ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Y/n grabs Thor by the ear and drags him along, Loki laughing just to be given the the same treatment.

"Ow! Okay! Okay!"

They're dragged to the car and ordered to get in. Korg following patiently. Max and Billy staring in complete shock as the back of the truck is filled with aliens.

"Must you be so rude?" Loki spoke in his defense. Y/n getting in the truck.

"Max, Billy." Y/n spoke, "these are the asshole brothers, and this is Korg."

"Hi!" Korg spoke with a smile, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

"Uh..Hi." Max spoke with a small wave,"same here..."

"Y/n." Billy started, "what. the FUCK."

"What?! You're the only one that knows!" Y/n defended, "Im fucking loosing my head!"

"Yeah you're the Punisher's daughter! Thats one fuckin thing! These are fuckin Aliens!" Billy argued.

"You're dads the Punisher?!" Max asked.

Oh god. Things just can never chill, she feel like she's going to have a stroke.

And now everyones arguing.

"EVERYONE BE FUCKIN QUIET!" y/n shouts, it's silent.

"If I may intruppted-"

"Loki." Y/n spoke looking back, "Shut the fuck up please."

"Well you did say please."

It grows quiet as you pull out of the parking lot.

And it's just silent the whole time going down that long road.

"Um. Y/n." Korg spoke up sweetly, "Can we get ice cream. Please? I've always wanted to try it!"

You take them to get icecream, you saying everyone gets Vanilla because your not dealing with orders

Turns our Korg enjoys ice-cream

Are they suppose to ask you to do something? Or just let you keep driving to calm your mind?

But your going over the speed limit and a cop stops you

"I was hopin this didn't Involve you Hargrove." The cheif speaks but with the back windows roll down he spots the group of well...Aliens.

"Cheif?" Y/n asked gesturing for a name.

"Hopper..." he responded still awe struck by seeing who he's seeing.

"Cheif Hopper. If. You'd please. Just. Ticket." Y/n pleaded, "please."

"Uh...yeah....go ahead...with a. Warning."

"Thank you sir. You like donuts? I like donuts. I'll bring you down to the station later. Thanks."

You drove off after that taking a deep breathe in today...was gonna be real long

What were you suppose to do? Take them Downtown to spend the day?

That didn't seem like a bad idea.

Then again Korg. And as big of a sweet heart Korg was. He stood out

But people could feel safe if Thor labeled him as a side kick

Maybe you'd just dress him up and just say he was real tall

Or. Maybe you just could walk around him: its not like Hawkins had thousands of Cameras.

And Loki could just wipe tapes if nessacary

Then again people seeemed so shocked they dont think they'd be able to move to even get a camera or call anybody

Okay plan dress Korg up hoodie and swear pants and pray just say he's tall or under Thor watch

Yeah Yeah that sounded good.

Sounded good.

So with a calm mind you tell everyone they can ask there questions one at a time.

And they do tread waters very carefully

And then you tell them your plan. Which is stupid because no one has chlothes that are gonna fit Korg

Fuck it Superheros on Vacation thats the new plan

Just when you thought Hawkins was sane: you were oh so wrong.

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goofydoors · 1 year

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The entities turning into silly cats ‘!

Crackhead , You going insane from them fighting , just silly fluff ,

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After entering a wrong room , a big button that wrote MEOW on top of it , was placed , I couldn’t resist clicking , a few moments paused before rush’s screaming came through , sprinting as soon as the scream was done , “rush? Rush! RUSH! Where are you ?! are you okay!-“ stopping dead in my Tracks there was where was supposed to be , a cat , it looked like rush in a Way Fur EVERYWHERE , “i..is that you rush?” It turned its head meowing at you , “no Way..” hurriedly grabbing rush placing on my arms like a doll , “your so cute as a cat! Ohhoho! If everybody Else turned this would be the best day EVER!” Petting rush on the head , it purred loudly slightly distorted like its Scream but Way cuter , “such a little lovebug for attention arent you?” Reaching underneath its chin earning a Meow ,”i need to see seek oh illl never let him off the hook!” Sprinting through the corridors until multiple meows were heard , and some hissing “someones fighting .. fuck” hurrying to the meowing and hissing there was seek and figure cat fighting , seek had complete Black fur with a single eye and White spots on its cheeks , grabbing figure quickly before they would hurt eachother , yet the others were there except halt , “your all so cute!”letting out a delightful squeal to all the entities ears making Them swarm against your leg except seek and hide , seek had airplane ears snarling at figure while it rubbed against your leg , placing rush Down earning some scratching most likely not happy you let go of it “i want to drown in your fur rush!! Its to DIE for! Come here !” Chasing after rush , still fast as hell , meowing out as if to tease you in this cat- and mouse chase except you were the cat “rush!” Slamming into a door face first because it had turned a corner running a dupe door yet you never Got jumpscared , “holy.. fuck”

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Sitting there was dupe trying to Seem BIG and SCARY yet was making himself cuter , “im gonna collect you in a pile all of you “ catching rush after it Got stuck in a drawer , and seek and figure were hissing , but when they heard you they both stopped seeks eye focused quite clearly on you , before it meowed out , “im gonna explode “ finding a barrel and sorting out who liked who most , figure and seek were in seperate barrels while ambush rush and Jack were in the same one , “ That took Wayy too Long , now seek and figure are in charge ! So listen to whatever they say mkay?.” Reaching Down grabbing hide , it was frightened and shaking its eyes fluttering to every closet , “its okay hide you stay with me okay? Your so loved ! “ rush seemed to be upset that he was no longer the center of your affection pawing at your legs , “rush no you stay here! Like all the others !” It Didnt Seem happy with your answer clinging to your leg before crawling up , “rush for Hells sake get Down!” Trying to grab him by the collar and putting him near ambush

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Hide was shaking less with each soft praise you gave it , and every single kiss it would PURR making some of the other irritated it Got so luch attention while all they Got was tails in their faces from other entities , you had collected glitch halt and jeff , if i were to be honest glitch was the prettiest almost like a Calico but with purple and some other colours , he was mostly just laying in a corner , guiding light was the sweetest , stopping fights and being quiet except the occasional Meow if something it had out of its control you needed to fix, seek and figure were constantly at each others thrusts but would act like nothing happened when you stepped in , “seek if i hear one more hiss at figure you Will get punished! “ he rolled his only eye going over to a corner with glitch watching as his tail swayed occasionally hitting the wall or floor , screech was naughtiest biting hissing and annoying everyone , except you , giving you doe eyes if he Got caught , yet you could resist his punishment would be him going into the naughty barrel , he would escape since he was naughty but he would behave for a bit if you gave him a kiss , figure was the most dog like , following you and whining when he could t follow you , he listened to you if you told him something , it was nearing the end of the day , giving everyone a bit of love even though seek protested with scratching (he loved it but his reputation to be heartless is too High) figure sucked in your affection like a vacuum and spitting some of it back out , rush liked when you stroked his back , and ambush enjoyed laying on your lap , as it was time for your bedtime - so was theirs then , grabbing everybody even timothy , laying onto the bed before pooping Down against Them , they crawled and sprawled against you , fighting over who Got to lay on your chest and shoulders , seek was right above you having his head on yours , figure had won one of the shoulders snuggling into the crook og your neck slightly tickling you , hide had won the spot on your chest since he was most nervous , you had an arm wrapped around it , rush was around your neck like a travel pillow slightly shoving figure to get to touch you more , they sure were affectionate when like this.. ambush was sharing with rush ambush having its head on rushs back , the others gad sprawled on the bed in the corner was screech , sleeping on the floor , along with timothy , Jack had snaked Way around your arm like s Glove while glitch had laid itself between your legs its head resting on your knee , while halt had made way beside your head , while shadow stayed at your feet , your eyes were drooping , sleep was taking over “i love you silly troublemakers ..” everybody had heard it , nobody was asleep yet but you were , communicating through gaze , -Seek .. If Any of you wake Them up ill slit your throat open ,- halts eye opened -shut up seek and sleep we all need it , Well only some , enjoy the peace - rush slightly shifted ,-rush ambush your head is killing me move it to the left please- ambush moved its head , -Glitch , All of you fuck off i Got the best spot anyways and shut up some people actually ENJOY themselves instead Of protesting like a certain SOMEONE, - lifting its head towards seek -screech , guys we should wake Them-

-Almost everyone , shut up you stupid bitch thats why theres a code about you and how much you suck -

A/N

Its seeksucks

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-Can we Sleep now please theyre waking up - most of the entities had fallen asleep except screech , of course he had the most energy hes a child ,

—-2 Hours later , — Waking up

Rubbing my eyes remebering the other day , i look around but in a wasted attempt to get up i cant , Jack wrapped around my arm , everyone was back to normal aw man!.. seek was laying on top of your head snoring lightly , figure was breathing right on your neck teeth almost grazing you , hide had multiple of its arms wrapped around you whilst jeff was at your ANKLES, rush was snaked around you like a suffocating pillow , it sure was Nice but not when your DYING , the bed creaked . Screech was wrapped around your upper arm whilst timothy slept on the Walls ,

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Oh my fucking god i need a picture of this!! But how the fuck am i supposed to get up without waking anyone .. oh Well , you had managed your Way out finding a Old camera before snapping a quick picture , this would be stored until i die , smiling to myself , hide was starting to wake up most likely from the lack ofyour presence , deciding it would be smart to wake Them so they dont Think you Got devoured by somebody , “MORNING!” Shouting as multiple screamed as seek was thrashing along with glitch as figure was slinging its arms ambush and rush stuck since they were wrapped around each other grabbing hide and opening a closet , screaming shouting and growling was everywhere at once “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Screech yelled out , “y,know screech for once i agree with you..” people were wrapped around eachother since they had grown back “ oh and we remember everything from yesterday dont Think for a second we forgot “ hide whispered from the closet before dissapearing “what the hell even happened Yesterday? We were all fucking cats except you!?” Glitch spoke “ shrugging before handing Them each a picture of when they were cats and when they were back to normal , the picture of Them as cats was much more space on the bed , “oh and rush , it Said something before assumingly turned to you “you have absolutely DELIGHTFUL fur as a cat ! I even Cut some off for you!” Handing it a pocket full of fur , it looked mortified , “Well ill be off! Bye everyone!” Turning to run out of there before figure pulled you back , “and did you mean what you Said !” I cant reveal saying anything important , “whaddya mean?” Screech sighed out “you Said doing a poor impression of your voice “I LooOove!! You silly troublemakers!! “ doing a kissy mouth at the end “i never Said that” most chimed in “you did “ “dont believe it if i had Said it i would have remebered welp toodle-loo!” Walking away knowing full im lying in their faces smiling

Ok so i fell asleep mid makin this 💀 thats honestly crazy i actually rlly liked the idea but i Think it turned out a little worse than how i would have liked

#roblox Doors #Seek x reader #figure x reader #rush x reader #halt x reader #jack x reader #glitch x reader #roblox #screech doors

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white-poppie · 2 years

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hiii I've been kinda obsessed with him lately,, so can i request a platonic oikawa x gn reader?? basically like,, if you wanna do headcanons, you can but being besties with him basically, and a bit of iwaizumi + hanamaki and matsukawa

thank you :))

Go Bestfran!

Characters: Platonic!Oikawa Tooru x reader (ft.Iwa,Maki,Kawa)

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: none

Writer: @ white-poppie

Song recommendation: Bestfriend by Doja Cat

HAIKYU!! (ハイキュー!!)

Listen, two words: Power BSF

Tooru is such a drama queen like that, you guys gossip 24/7 x 365

So clingy trust me when I say this.

His fangirls sometimes get jealous and this boy walks up to them, throws a wink and:

Oikawa: That's my best friend.

Y/N: Yea we're not a couple

Holy you guys are so badass, I can't even comprehend.

When Tooru and you both are free you go to amusement parks together and have ice cream (he always picks the weirdest flavours.)

You, him and Iwaizumi have study sessions sometimes, you end up talking more than studying tho...

Hanmaki and Matsukawa often hit on you (just to irritate Oikawa)

And yes he gets all pouty because, "Ehhh you are my friend, give attention to me only >:("

Maki and Kawa are like those two crackhead uncles, Iwaizumi is the dad figure, Oikawa is the disowned child and you are the...tree (Jkjk) you are the loved child.

You and Oikawa act like matchmakers for almost everyone in the school, you know who likes who and EVERYTHING.

Maki, Kawa Tooru and you end up getting in trouble (whether you like it or not, Okiawa just sort of Drags you everywhere) and Iwaizumi has to bail you guys out.

Like that one time, Oikawa started pole dancing...in a children's park...on those monkey bars.

And you are hiding your face like: idk this dude.

And Maki and Kawa being themselves...they started hyping him up.

and now Iwaizumi is like: idk any of them.

That was until a Karen came along and started fighting, "Oh MY gOd DOn"t YoU kNow ItS a KiDs parK?"

and all of you are like (Ma'am we are kids only...slightly overgrown, but that's not the point.)

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HAIKYU!! (ハイキュー!!)

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aftonfamilyvalues · 2 months

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Recommendations on worthwhile copia merch? I feel like the merch situation has become so over saturated and less quality so it's hard to find good stuff of the ratman

youre right, some of the merch downright sucks. im still not over that 70 dollar lava lamp. i have a huge issue with how many products use mock ups and concepts rather than actual pictures of the merch, ive seen the products be completly different when they do that, the valentines day tank top, for example. ive also seen a lot of complaints about the quality too, shirts mostly. luckily i havent had any issues with my stuff but ive also steered clear of the questionable and wash my shirts inside out.

for me, nothing beats the plushies. i have both cardinal and papa plushies and theyre high quality. both are well made and firm and great to snuggle. theyre the cutest little things and i love them immensely. i dress them up and buy them accessories.

the bat wing hoodie is also nice, expensive, but nice. overpriced but so are all of their hoodies. i got mine at the show i went to. the wings dont really get in the way in my opinion and the hoodie itself is very thick and warm which was good because i got rained on and it was fucking cold. i was very happy to match copia and his little bat wings though.

i frequently use the robe blanket, i have both the blue and black ones, but still have the blue one in the package, i keep the black one on the couch and need to find a place for the blue one. anyways, its a blanket, its fuzzy, itll save you from a slight chill. has a hood too which is slightly strange but whatever.

the shapeshifter bags at post mortem are good, though they dont work as backpacks for me. the designs are separate pieces they call faceplates and those snap on and off the actual bag so you can switch them out with many different designs, not just ghost. i use mine specifically to carry cardi when i take him places.

on the cheaper end of things theres the funko pop. not everyones taste but i think it came out pretty good for a simple little ugly plastic thing. sounds really bad to say that though but they havent come out with any actual copia figures so thats what we have. maybe eventually hell get one of the super7 figures...

theres also the guitar pick necklace at hot topic on the cheaper end. not the highest quality so probably not fitting for the list, its about what youd expect from a hot topic necklace... but i wear mine almost everyday and think its super cute and love to keep him close to my heart. hasnt broken yet and i always figure you can replace the chain.

and currently im waiting on the knucklebonz statue i preordered to ship. i got the black robe one and heard they should be shipping soon. I hope that one is good quality, the cardinal statues look very nice, would love to get my hands on one of those ones if the quality is good. im a little skeptical on if the final sculpt will really capture his features. its a bit of a peeve of mine when he doesnt look exactly like himself, ive skipped out on some shirts because he doesnt look quite right and it bothers me.

yeah, thats all i can think of right now. most of the stuff is priced by crackheads so i try to take advantage of sales. also dont be afraid to browse artist/photographer stuff, they sell prints and stickers and keychains and pins. jonny bush is a great artist, hes done tons of official designs for ghost and sometimes sells prints. he also has a patreon if you want to see some nicely illustrated ghost porn.

#ask #fazmeritus

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raidenssblog · 9 months

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Hello my love, I was wondering if you could do a ship for me for demon slayer. I am a straight, female, I have wavy red hair, and the pale skin that comes with it lol, white eyelashes, blue eyes, I’m 5”1, got thick thighs lol) and I have decent sized scars on my legs ( I’ve had five surgeries) my personality is sweet, caring, and I can be a bit scary lol. In a-I would give anything for anyone, but mess with me and your done- kind of way lol. I can be shy but once im comfortable with someone, I’ve got a bit of crackhead energy lol. I had a rough past, my dad was abusive and so I can be a bit (very) touch starved, therefore I would say my love language is physical touch, and quality time. I love playing my saxophone, doing karate, swimming, and drawing in my free time. I have a great love for animals and my favorite is a fox+ snakes, I hope this isn’t too much to ask but I would love to see a personalized fanfic of me and who you ship me with!! Thank you very much my love!

AHHHH MY FIRST SHIP ASK HASHIEAN OFC❤️💪😤

I ship you with......

~Tanjiro kamado~

I feel like you two would be perfect together, you both have the same personality traits and love language. He would try to give you everything and you would too.

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Tanjiro always admired you, your pale skin complemented your eyes in a calm way. Your happy and sweet personality only drew him closer.

The more he knew about you the more he knew your past and why you would always lean into his touch. It angered him at the thought of anyone, specifically parents, hurting children for no reason.

Sitting under a shady tree, you held a book in your lap slowly tracing the words with your eyes. Tanjiro was sitting behind you looking at the sky while mindlessly fiddling with a small red lock of your hair.

Twisting it around his fingers he pulls you slightly closer. His eyes dip down to your thighs where your skirt rolled ever so slightly.

Looking more his attention goes to the scares on your legs, reaching down he gently traces one of them, ripping your attention away from your book.

You knew tanjiro had a thing for tracing your scars, you did too, often placing a hand either on his chest or arms and tracing his scars. Its your way of showing love to each other.

You melted in his arms while looking to the sky, eating your book you close it and place it beside you before curling into your lover.

"I love you" he said randomly, eyes full of love and admiration.

You smiled.

"well, I love you more" you replied, softly placing one of your hands on his cheek and the other laced in his.

"never" he said pulling you in for a sweet and gentle kiss.

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I hope this was ok :< I've been super busy the past week, schools back in and I've been hanging with friends and had no extra time😭

#demon slayer #reader insert #kny x you #kny fanfic #fluff #tanjiro headcanons #tanjiro x reader #demon slayer tanjiro #tanjiro kamado #tanjiro x y/n #tanjiro x you

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vera-deville · 2 years

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That One Time You Guys Were Sucked Into the Devildom

02/11/2022 - 02/28/2022

Pairing: Lucifer x Reader

Word Count: 2,759

Warnings: Some coarse language here and there; just crackheadedness and sibling rivalry stuff. Oh and the Reader is she/her. If there is anything else that I missed, feel free to let me know!

Notes: Ever since I made my Tumblr account, I've been feeling these weird urges to write fanfics. And a LOT of them. I've gotten more motivation and drafts than I have in literal years-

Now, that aside, I'm using two of my friends as characters in this fanfic. Their names (for this fanfic) are Elle and Joyce respectively. As for another character, I simply made up an OC (original character) for them. (You'll be able to figure out who it is once you come across them). Just a head's up!

Also, as this is my first time writing a fiction in Tumblr, and the first time I wrote a fic in a while. I am still trying to maneuver around many different things. If you happen to spot any mistakes, please do let me know! It would help in the future.

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

"OH MY GOOOOOD!"

"Oh fucking hell."

Y/N, Elle, and Joyce found themselves falling into a pit of who knows what. Currently, two of the girls were screaming their heads off while the third had her arms crossed indignantly. She would have been surprised if it had not been for the fact that this was unfortunately a common occurrence.

Even more unfortunately, this time, not one, but two friends had been dragged along. And they weren't handling it well at all. Can't blame them though. After all, most people don't just suddenly find themselves falling down while they were on their way to an ice-cream shop.

He was going to pay. Y/N would make sure of it.

After falling for what felt like a few minutes (but it very well could have been more), Y/N felt her feet make contact with ground. Joyce and Elle on the other hand landed rather unceremoniously on their stomach and back respectively. Concerned, Y/N helped the two steady themselves back on their feet.

Y/N had been here enough times to not bat an eye at anything.

Elle and Joyce however...

They could only cower next to Y/N, taking in their surroundings.

There were a bunch of men (with the exception of one woman who stood next to one of them) who looked far too good to be real. And currently, they all looked rather intimidating.

"What is the meaning of this!?" seethed Y/N. The sudden sound of someone talking jolted Elle and Joyce. What's more, Y/N didn't seem to be fazed by the circumstances at hand.

"You promised to arrive here today in time for the engagement dinner. You were running a little late, so I merely helped you arrive a little quicker," said a man with dark skin, fiery red hair, fine garments (though they all seemed to don such garments), and wings?

"What on Earth is happening here?" asked a nervous Elle.

"An idiot teleported us here, that's what's happening," responded Y/N. "And for your information you royal prat, I wasn't running late. I still had two more days before the engagement dinner."

"It never hurts to be early Dear," the red haired man said.

"Y/N, I love you, but PLEASE, for the love of GOD, what is going on!?" cried out Joyce.

Sighing, Y/N explained, "First of all, be careful how you use the name "God" around here. It's a bit of a sensitive topic. Secondly, you're basically in hell. Or as it is actually known, the Devildom."

Elle and Joyce had an extremely difficult time registering this. Hell? They were in hell? Did they die and now find themselves in hell? Joyce thought, "I knew I shouldn't have simped as much as I did for 2-D characters as I did!"

"To further add to Y/N's rather short explanation," Y/N rolled her eyes at that, "you are currently standing in the House of Lamentation. To my right are my brothers, the Avatars of the Deadly Sins."

Going in the order that they are, there is Belphegor, the Avatar of Sloth," a blue and white haired man with a cow-print pillow nodded.

"Beelzebub, the Avatar of Gluttony," an orange haired individual who was chewing on a piece of licorice scanned the newcomers.

"Asmodeus, the Avatar of Lust," a pink-blonde haired individual winked at them.

"Satan, the Avatar of Wrath," a relatively normal seeming guy with blonde hair scowled at the brother who introduced him, though said brother didn't seem to pay it any mind.

"Leviathan, the Avatar of Envy," a fellow with deep purple, almost indigo hair, remained stone-faced. There was something cynical about his air, Elle noted.

Pointing at a brother who had white hair with yellow ends, "Mammon, the Avatar of Greed." Said person grinned in a somehow flamboyant manner, slightly startling Joyce.

"I myself am Lucifer, the Avatar of Pride, as well as the eldest out of my brothers."

Before the man who had now introduced himself as Lucifer could utter another word, the dark skinned and red haired demon spoke up. "Last but not least, I am Lord Diavolo, ruler of all demons." Elle and Joyce only raised their guards up more at that statement.

Apparently interrupting those who are speaking was a common pattern of the day because before Diavolo could say anything else, he was cut off by Y/N.

"More like a pain in the ass."

"At least I've got a throne waiting for me."

"At least I've got freedom to do whatever I'd like."

"At least I've got more money than you."

"At least I'm Father's favorite."

Back and forth Diavolo and Y/N went, completely ignoring everyone else in the room. Looking at the brothers, Elle could see that they weren't at all fazed by this. Either nothing much riles them up, or they were already acquainted with Y/N. Whatever it was, it didn't make the situation any less terrifying and utterly surreal.

Joyce was still trying to comprehend the situation and figure out what in (hell?) was going on. She looked at Elle to see if she could make sense of anything, but by the look on her face, she didn't have much luck either.

As the sarcastic quips and insulting comparisons were getting more and more heated, Y/N's hair started to very lightly change color, Joyce noticed. Tugging on Elle's sleeve, she told her "Is it just me or is Y/N's hair turning dark red?"

"Now that you mention it, it is!" Elle whispered back.

The woman who was standing next to one of the brothers elegantly marched up to the two people who were quarreling and somehow managed to diffuse the situation. Lord Diavolo, as Elle and Joyce now knew him as, stood with a triumphant smirk which was only rivaled by Y/N's deadly glare.

"Please pardon the two of them. It has been a long while since they last saw each other and oddly enough, this is how they show affection."

"And what affection is that Yerencia?"

"Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about."

"U-umm, excuse me, but how do you know Y/N?" Joyce meekly asked. Elle subconsciously leaned in closer to find out what exactly the relationship between everyone present and her fear friend was.

"Hahaha! You haven't told them!?" Asked a rather bewildered (and amused) Mammon.

"No, I haven't you greedy guts," sarcastically replied Y/N. Turning to her friends, she told them "Lord Diavolo here is my brother. Well, step-brother to be exact, but that's somewhat besides the point. Remember that trip that I told you guys that I had to take in a couple of days? Well that was because I had to come here to the Devildom for a friend's engagement dinner. Unfortunately for me, my dear brother is incapable of keeping track of time and summoned me here two days prior."

Said brother seemed far too smug to care about the jab directed at him by his sister.

All of a sudden, the doors to the room everyone was situated in opened and in walked a man with dark teal uneven hair with bright sea-foam green ends. "Did everyone in this place have such striking hair?" Wondered Elle.

"Greetings Young Master and Young Mistress," bowed the man. "I am afraid that the council requires your immediate attention my Lord," he said, turning to Diavolo.

"Well, isn't that just perfect! Diavolo, I would simply hate to keep tou from your duties. As such, my friends and I shall retire to our rooms. I assume you know that we are not to be disturbed, correct?"

With a slightly perturbed expression, he waved off his sister and left the room with the man who summoned him.

Joining Elle and Joyce, Y/N ushered them out of the room as well, however, not before telling the demon whose name was Asmodeus to join the them in a little bit.

Joyce noticed that Lucifer was about to say something, but before she could hear what it was, Y/N whisked her off to who knows where.

Within seconds after exiting the room they were in, Elle and Joyce suddenly found themselves in a lavish bedroom. The main color scheme seemed to revolve around black and gold, though there was quite a bit of Prussian Blue as well.

Giving the two girls a once-over, Y/N immediately apologized to them. "I am so sorry that you two got caught up in this! I'll have Dia's horns for this."

"More than that, are we really in hell?" Elle asked.

"Technically, yes. Though I'm sure it's a lot more different than you guys imagined."

"So, is everyone here demons?" Asked Joyce.

"Pretty much, yes. Though we do have an exchange student program. Basically, a few select people from the human realm, demons, and angels all go to different realms for a year. This exchange program was made to further strengthen our ties with each other. In fact, you know that lady who was standing next to Mammon? Well, her name is Yerencia. She is a human and was in fact the first human exchange student here in the Devildom."

"That's pretty cool and all, but doesn't that make you a demon? And to top it all off, your brother is the ruler of all demons!" Joyce exclaimed.

"I mean, yeah, that does make me a demon. But you're forgetting that Diavolo is my step brother. We share the same father, but we were born from two different mothers. Dia was born hundreds of years before me. Somehow Father found my mother and they had me. Unfortunately for him, both of our mothers died giving birth to us." Y/N explained.

"Oh man, I'm so sorry about that!" Elle apologized.

"Don't be. It's not your fault that they died, so why are you apologizing?" Y/N grinned sardonically.

"Wait, then if you brother is the ruler of all demons, doesn't that make you royal too?" Squealed Joyce.

"Yup!"

"And by the way, does everyone look really cool here?" Asked Joyce. Laughing, Y/N told her that demons had unique looks about them.

"I think Joyce got too excited and forgot to ask," Elle looked amusingly at Joyce. "But, how does your hair turn red?"

"Well, my father is The Demon King. However, he's shut himself away in the bottom of the Devildom. He leaves all the duties to Dia and I. Since my brother is older than me and more importantly, has more of an avid interest in the throne than me, he is considered by pretty much everyone as the next Demon King. As for my mother, she was a sorceress from the the human world," explained Y/N.

Continuing, she said "Because of this, I'm only half-demon. I'm not nearly as powerful as my brother, much less my father. So, my hair turns red whenever I display strong emotions. Oh, and I've got horns and wings too!"

"As always, you've got a flair for the dramatic." Elle remarked.

Grinning mischievously, Y/N said, "of course I do!" The trio giggled to themselves when the heard a knock on the door.

"You may enter!" Y/N called out.

In walked Asmodeus, charming smile and all. "There's my darling Y/N!" Laughing, said girl hugged the champagne-haired demon telling him how much she missed him.

"Are you guys dating?" Joyce curiously asked Asmodeus and Y/N.

Y/N visibly grimaced while Asmodeus had the time of his life laughing. "My my, you're a cute one!"

"Hands off Asmo," Snapped Y/N.

"Oh, how you wound me!" Asmo dramatically clutched his heart. "Besides, I'm a gentleman! Consent is very important."

"To answer your question Human, her majesty Y/N and I are not dating. My brother would have your head for that statement."

"I'm dating Lucifer. You know, the one who introduced the Avatars to you," answered Y/N.

"They're going through a little bit of a fray at the moment," gossiped Asmodeus.

"Well, we are not here to talk about that Asmo. Since we're here, we might as well get ready for Yerencia and Mammon's engagement dinner," quipped Y/N. "Having said that, you can get ready with us! Mostly because I'll require some help transforming these two in just a few hours."

Y/N, Elle, and Joyce had a fun time getting ready with the Avatar of Lust. Most of the time was spent with the two humans asking Y/N many questions about the world they had just entered merely hours ago.

Y/N was in the midst of explaining to the two girls the story behind her parents when she was interrupted by two sharps knocks on her door. Not thinking much of it, she tells the visitor to come in.

In walked the Avatar of Pride. Surprised, but with a straight face, Y/N walked over to his person and placed her hand in his outstretched arm. The two walked off, leaving the other three behind to wonder how things will go between them.

"You look beautiful," said Lucifer.

"Tell me something I don't know," jested Y/N.

Lucifer chuckled and subconsciously patted Y/N's hand with his own. The two of them fell into stride with each other and for once, things felt peaceful and just...perfect. He looked at Y/N's face and immediately felt his heart restrict upon the remembrance that there were still words left unsaid between the two of them.

"Why did you leave?" Lucifer asked.

"I don't think I need to answer a question of yours when you already know the answer," voiced Y/N. Lucifer internally cringed at the sudden shift in her tone and berated himself silently for not just sucking it up and doing what he must.

With a plan already formulated in his mind, Lucifer directed Y/N to the garden. Even though she noticed this, she let her lover lead her to where he wished to.

Lucifer directed Y/N to sit on one of the stone benches and kneeled in front of her. Already knowing that this would end up with her forgiving him much sooner than she wanted to, Y/N reeled in the smile that was threatening to bloom on her sweet face.

"I am truly sorry my Love. I know that I promised to make time for you and when I couldn't, I expected you to not only understand, but accept things as they were and move on," lamented Lucifer. "I should have made time for you instead of brushing you off for the sake of my duties. Even though they are important, so are you."

Cupping his face in her hands, Y/N consoled him by saying "Luci, I'm not upset that you are so incredibly devoted to your duties and everything else in between. It's one of the many things that made me fall in love with you. What pissed me off was the fact that you never tried to make it up with me. It was always some meeting or the other, or, my brother would have summoned you for some important work. I can't say that I wasn't extremely hurt by this, and I definitely cannot say that I'm still not hurt by the events that occurred."

Before Lucifer could even open his mouth to say anything, Y/N continued "but I still love you. Couples have their fights and it's normal. What I need from you is just some time alone to simply talk. No harsh words. No apologies. Just figure things out between us. We're both committed to each other, and it's going to take a lot from both of us to keep it that way."

"Then what should we do Darling? What should I do?" Lucifer questioned.

"Well, for starters, you can take me to the engagement dinner. After that, I think we're due for a long talk, and perhaps a walk in the garden," answered Y/N.

The Avatar of Pride's heart swelled at the realization that his lover was willing to forgive him (albeit with time) and to give him, him, another chance. Taking her hand in his, he brought it up to his lips and gently kissed it.

Y/N giggled, and wrapped her arms around Lucifer's left, and the two walked back to the originally intended destination, both content that things were on their way back to normal, and both already dreading the teasing that they were sure to receive from their respective siblings.

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uwusenpaiuwu · 3 years

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Sleepovers At The Baji Household feat. A Fed-Up Chifuyu

Summary: Chifuyu just wants to sleep, man, but Baji wants to be a jealous crackhead at 2 AM.

Pairing: Sano Manjiro | Mikey x Male Reader

Note(s): I had a little free time and wrote this. So, please enjoy! ALSO, to the anon that sent me a request a few days ago, I saw it and have it filed on my to-do list!!! I will definitely get to it as soon as I get a break in my schedule :)

"Chifuyu, ya wanna see some real discrimination?"

No. No, Chifuyu does not want to see what Baji means by 'real discrimination.'

Does he tell him that, though?

Yes, actually, because it's 2 in the fucking morning and, as much as he respects the other boy, he wouldn't put it past himself to smother him with a pillow after having his dream of cuddling with a sea of puppies suddenly destroyed.

Unfortunately for his sanity, Baji either doesn't hear him or, more likely than not, doesn't give a fuck, because he's already flopping onto his belly and whipping out his phone to do God knows what.

The dial tone that sounds from the speaker a few seconds later makes Chifuyu cringe, especially since it's only ever been a calm silence fit for a good night's sleep prior to Baji bulldozing through it with his absurd question. (At the very least, he's thankful that the latter has half a mind to keep the brightness on the lowest setting, otherwise, Chifuyu would have had to fight.)

On the far end of the row of carefully-laid futons, you shift in your sleep, eyebrows furrowing together at the noise. Rotating onto your side, you unconsciously reach for Baji, and just when he thinks you're being cute and trying to cuddle him, you smack him in the head.

Baji doesn't flinch, instead, takes his pillow and shoves it in your grasp to keep your unconscious self occupied, so that he can focus on getting through to the person who reuses to pick up (understandably so).

Releasing a frustrated groan after being redirected to voice mail for the fifth time, he dials the number again, muttering an impatient, "Pick up already."

Chifuyu feels sorry for the poor soul on the other end. He would've blocked someone following the first call, because again, it's-

The blond has to squint his eyes up at the digital clock on Baji's nightstand, which confirms that it's already 2:22 A.M, further solidifying the fact that he shouldn't be awake right now. And this also applies to the ever persistent first division captain, who insists on bothering who Chifuyu soon discovers is Mikey from the contact ID that flashes across the screen.

Why Baji is so keen on bothering him is a question he doesn't have the mental capacity to ponder over. The most energy he'll expend is to listen in when the call miraculously connects.

"What...?" comes a muffled voice from the receiver, tone laced in an irked grogginess birthed from a slumber rudely interrupted.

There's an absurdly loud, almost angry, roar of Mikey's name, one that has Chifuyu curling in on himself in a futile attempt to escape a sound that should be illegal at this hour.

But you know what else should be illegal?

The fucking whiplash Chifuyu gets when Baji's deep voice takes an abrupt 180°, switching from its normal gruffness to a squeaky, ear-piercing shrill as he screams, "I love you, love you, love you! Do you love me, too, Mikey-kyun~♡?!"

The room is dead silent.

Not a word. Not a murmur. Not a breath.

Just pure, unadulterated silence as both Chifuyu and Mikey process the words that hang in the air, permeating it with a goosebumps-inducing eeriness from having heard such a...a girly, overtly cutesy screech from Baji.

Then-

"What the fuck? He hung on me!"

Chifuyu opens his mouth, thinks better of reacting to the cursed scene he had the misfortune of bearing witness to, and promptly closes it.

Other people may have sleep paralysis demons.

But Chifuyu?

Chifuyu has Baji.

With both hands partially raised in prayer, he begs for the shenanigans to be over and done with.

They are not.

While his eyes remain closed in a last ditch effort to convince himself that it's all a bad dream, he hears a lot of grumbling happening on your side of the room, courtesy of Baji, who's scrambling around in search of...something. One quick peek reveals him fiddling with a phone - yours, to be exact, as evidenced by the distinctive phone charm of your favorite anime character hanging from it.

"(Y/n), wake up for a second," he hears him whisper. It takes a bit of prompting, until he's able to successfully rouse you enough from sleep to elicit any kind of response, which is, essentially, nothing short of an incoherent, slurred mess. Although, Chifuyu is pretty damn certain he heard you call Baji a 'dickhead' for the trouble.

Unperturbed, he continues shaking your limp form, coaxing you into wakefulness with, "Repeat what I tell you, and I'll let you go back to asleep. Deal?"

You squint your eyes at him, only able to make out a vague outline of his visage in the lightless room. "Promise?"

"Cross my heart, hope to die," he automatically responds with the same phrase he's become accustomed to saying whenever you two made a promise, something done purely out of habit, formed when the two of you were just kids and he wanted to get you to do something absolutely ridiculous either for him or with him. And just 'cause he knows you're more susceptible to complying if he does it, he also interlocks his pinky with yours.

"...Fine."

The approval is his cue to proceed, and it's as he's putting the phone on speaker that he turns back to a regretfully wide awake Chifuyu, mouthing a wordless, 'Watch.'

The phone rings, loud and clear, precisely once and only once.

"(Y/n), what's wrong?" It's important to note that even though Mikey still sounds tired as hell, his tone is much lighter, much happier really, than when it was Baji, which is an offense in itself to the said teen that's off to the side, attentively listening to the conversation unfold.

Then, it strikes Chifuyu, what Baji is trying to do, and fuck does it give him an instant headache.

Meanwhile, your mouth morphs into the dopiest of smiles with the pleasant surprise of hearing your boyfriend's voice, chest instantly overtaken by a warm fuzziness that never fails to make an appearance whenever he's involved. Sappy, you know, but it's true!

A light but firm nudge to your shoulder reminds you of your mission. It's too bad that, teetering along the edge of sleep as you are, the words Baji whispers are barely repeated correctly.

The initial phrase from before, the one Baji greeted Mikey with, is shortened to a simple, "You wuv I...?"

But, without missing a beat, you receive Mikey's confident reply of, "Mhm... I wuv you a lot."

There's a sleepy giggle then - a fucking giggle - before your voices drop to sweet whispers that the third and fourth wheels can't fully comprehend from where they are.

"Where the fuck was my 'I wuv you,' huh?!" Baji whisper-shouts, considerate of your conversation even when ranting and raving. "Shit, I would've taken a simple 'I love you,' too! I've known that bastard way longer than (Y/n), and this is what I get?!"

Okay. Toman's president answers his boyfriend's late night calls faster than he does anyone else's and openly expresses his love for him. So what? Chifuyu wouldn't exactly call it 'discrimination,' per se. 'Favoritism,' maybe if you wanna stretch it, but using as strong a word as discrimination, especially taking into account you two are dating; it's normal? Nah.

"You wanna say 'bye' to them? Mm. Baji and Chifuyu." A pause. "Fuyu, Mikey says 'bye.'"

"Bye, Mikey-kun."

The other person in the room waits, and waits, and waits, and when it's clear that there is no intention to address his presence whatsoever, Baji turns to Chifuyu with an almost scandalized expression, making wild gesticulations with his hands, clearly distressed. "See?!"

Blank blue eyes stare back at him, unblinking. Honestly, it's a common occurrence - Baji spiraling in a nonsensical rage - so it's easy for Chifuyu to block out the muted, jealousy-driven temper tantrum as he takes his pillow in both hands, raises it as high as he can, and-

Sigh.

-lets it flop right back onto his face.

He can't suffocate Baji. Shouldn't. Wouldn't. Couldn't. After all, they're best buds, meaning he has an obligation to put up with shit like this once in a while. (Plus, he'd probably get his ass kicked before he succeeds anyway. Totally not worth the beating.)

"Did you hear? Mikey said he wuvs me," he hears you drawl dreamily as soon as you hang up, sounding very close to clocking back out for the night.

"Yeah, yeah. Cute shit. Happy for ya, dude," Baji huffs. Thankfully, he sounds like he's in a similar state to yours, if the yawn that follows his sarcastic comment is anything to go by.

"...He soooo ignored you."

That warrants a punishing punch to the arm, dulled only slightly by the combination of the thick quilt you're swaddled in and the raven-haired boy's fatigue.

"I'll fucking throw you out right now, (Y/n). Don't test me."

"You won't."

"I will."

"Won't."

"Will."

The conversation gradually dies down shortly after, the exhaustion that took its sweet time getting to both of you having reached its peak with the help of the childish bickering. It takes 10 minutes, maybe 15, before two sets of light snores fill the room.

Finally.

Let it be known that there is a lesson to be learned from tonight's events. Really, there is. Y'know, something along the lines of 'Don't agree to a sleepover with Baji, if you plan on actually sleeping,' or whatever.

Alas, Chifuyu's consciousness fades before he realizes what it is.

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"Mikey, be honest. Who do you love more? Me or-?"

"(Y/n)."

"But-"

(Y/n)."

"I-"

"(Y/n)."

Baji is only momentarily discouraged, sharp eyes glaring at the blond that lays his head on your lap after hi-fiving you. He didn't want to do this, but he's left with no choice.

"(Y/n) or Babu?"

From the way Mikey stiffens up, refusing to look at either him or you in the eyes, Baji knows he has him right where he wants him, has him torn between a cute face or a sweet ride.

"Oi! Don't pretend to be asleep! Answer the damn question! OI!"

(After hours of serious contemplation - even though you told him it doesn't particularly matter - it's revealed that, of course, Mikey loves you more. Babu just happens to trail behind as a very close second.)

#mikey x male reader #mikey x reader #sano manjiro x male reader #sano manjiro x reader #sano manjirou x male reader #sano manjirou x reader #sano manjiro #sano manjirou #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x male reader #tokyo revengers x y/n #tokyo revengers x reader #baji keisuke #chifuyu matsuno

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latte-fairytaekwoon · 3 years

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Kickstart My Heart Pt.1 (Racer! Yeosang)

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Pairing: Racer! Kang Yeosang × Waitress/Fuckgirl! Reader (Female)

Genre: Fluff, Angst, 80s AU.

Summary: During an era known for its vibrant colors, eccentric fashion styles and rise of new yet unconventional genres of music, the young generation of that time was infamously known for their need to rebel and live their lives rather scandalously and Y/N is no exception. So when a new and attractive man moves into her town, she has her eyes set on making him her next boy toy.

Word Count: 4K+

Warnings: Dumb attempts at crackhead humor, reader is a cold hearted bitch, guy gets dumped in public, reader's friend is lowkey creepy.

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Throwing on the last article of clothing that had been discarded the night before, the young woman shook out her hair, still damp from the quick shower she just took. Picking up her bag, she looked over at the figure still sleeping soundly, the subtle hint of a smile on his face. With a pitied pout on her lips, she walked over to the edge where his face was. Taking out the lipstick tube from her bag, she applied it all over her lips, painting them in the dark burgundy color that she fancied so much and had practically become her signature hue. Bending over, she pressed her lips against the corners of his mouth, giving him the faintest whisper of a kiss before pulling away. A satisfied smirk was plastered on her pretty features as she stared at the lipstick mark on his face, the only memoir she'd leave him with as she had done with countless others.

Closing the front door behind her, she pulled her denim jacket tighter on her body, shivering slightly from the early dawn's breeze that blew across. It was always like that even though summer had just begun, the early morning hours still feeling obnoxiously cool and then transpiring into slightly uncomfortably warm afternoons that had more than one soul in that quaint town grumbling and fussing about the weather. But oh did the evenings feel absolutely refreshing, and that's when everything would start bustling to life.

Having finally made it out of that small residential area and finding one of the main roads that helped her locate where to go, she started heading south towards the all too familiar diner where she had been working in ever since her school days, first starting part time and eventually transpiring to full time when it came time for her to spread her wings and fly out on her own, a feat she had been most anxious to do to get away from the overly controlling nature of her parents. She knew they cared about her, but she herself cared very little about the morals and principles they had raised her with, a common trait all the young people in that town shared: their rebellious and headstrong nature to not conform and go against everything they had been taught thus far. Live their own lives as freely as they chose to do.

And she definitely lived as she wanted to, even if it ended up with a rather bad reputation and ugly labels that rather than infuriate her, she openly embraced, as others had come to as well.

The light twinkle of the bells above the glass door let the person at the register know someone came in and they immediately plastered on their business smile, which quickly faded when they saw who it was.

"You're late Y/N." The minuscule raven haired waitress informed her, eyes never leaving her coworker's figure that came behind the counter and started punching in her number.

"Only by like 7 minutes." She waved her slip at the nonchalant looking girl before placing it back in its respective slot.

"One day it wouldn't surprise me if you just didn't show up because you got too caught up in.... something else."

Chuckling softly, Y/N walked up behind her coworker, hands coming up to ruffle the cheekbone level bob cut hair framing her unusually small face.

"Awww come on Lynn, you know I'd never leave you hanging here to attend customers by yourself. You're my bestie." Y/N assured her, playfully poking her lips out as she tried to place a kiss on her friend, the poor girl craning her neck away as she tended to dislike physical affection.

"I will squirt ketchup on you." Lynn threatened as she picked up the cherry red bottle as a last resort to get her attacker to back away. A rather noisy struggle ensued between both girls, catching the attention of the owner and cook behind the two doors, prompting her to come out and see what was the cause of such ruckus.

"Well I'll be darned. I don't remember paying you youngsters to simply slack off and behave like the hooligans you are." The middle aged woman spoke up, her thick accent becoming more prominent. Although she had a stern look and hands placed at her hips, the girls knew she was not in reality angry at them.

Looking over at the recently arrived girl, the owner closed her eyes and sighed deeply when she took in the attire she was wearing: low cut white tank, ripped denim shorts that left little to the imagination if she bent down, fishnet tights with a few holes in them, and her beloved denim jacket that was almost always on Y/N's body.

"I swear to god, Y/N , everytime I see you wear them rags you call clothes, I feel like my body is about to collapse. Why must you insist on dressing like a common street worker?"

Y/N wasn't at all offended by her words, having grown used to and becoming fond of her boss's abrupt, direct and honest manner of speaking.

"Gotta start looking the part if I'm going to dedicate my life to the occupation." She giggled at her own joke, resulting in the older woman taking the rag off her apron and smacking her with it.

"This little runt, talking nonsense like that- get your ass back in there and change into your uniform. Can't have you prancing around here in those skimpy clothes and have all these men that come here say disrespectful things about you. Nuh uh, not to my girls." She shook her head.

"Yes Miss Audrey." Complying with the woman's wishes, she pushed open the swing doors leading to the back and quickly made her way to the corner where all the employee's cubicles were located. Grabbing the necessary items, she turned and went inside the bathroom to change into her uniform, consisting of a knee length crimson red dress, which she had actually altered so it would be shorter and display her thighs more, the cap sleeves slightly puffed up and the torso part had a trail of white buttons going all the way up to the modest v-neckline, usually most buttons were left undone so her cleavage would shamelessly peak out. Exchanging her black Doc Martens in favor of her white Nike sneakers, Y/N tied her apron around her waist, making sure it was as tight as possible so it would accentuate her curves and give her body a more flattering appearance. As she made her way out, she quickly piled her hair up before securing it with one of the many elastics she kept around her wrists, leaving out a few tendrils to fall on her temples.

Coming back out to start her daily work, she stood in front of Lynn, who merely spared her an unamused glance.

"How do I look?" Y/N asked.

"Like a total slut." Her friend answered in her usually rude way.

Rolling her eyes, Y/N grabbed a spray bottle and a rag. Making her way over to the table that had just finished being used, she quickly picked up the plates and glass, bringing them back over to where Lynn was, who took them so she could wash them in the sink. Spraying the top of the marble piece, she had began her task of wiping down the table when the ringing of the bell signaled new customers had arrived, and rowdy ones at that too.

"Damn! Is today's special fluffy sponge cake? Cause I would sure love a piece of that ass."

Y/N recognized that annoying voice even from miles away, belonging to none other than one of her old classmates, Jung Wooyoung, whom she considered a friend, if he didn't manage to irk her too much. Turning around, she of course wasn't surprised to see him surrounded by his crew of equally idiotic and adrenaline junkie friends, whom she had to admit were pleasant and fun to hang out with.

"Sit your asses down already, I'll be over in a minute to take your order." She told them before resuming her previous task, earning a scoff from the most dramatic of the group.

"Fine customer service! Don't think you'll be getting a tip from me." His words made her nearly burst into a fit of giggles.

"Wooyoung please, you never ever tip whenever you come. None of you, except Yunho." It kinda saddened her that said male unfortunately wasn't there with them at the moment.

"He doesn't tip you, he tips short stack over there." His friend with cat like eyes pointed towards Lynn, who upon overhearing him held up a rather explicit finger in his direction.

"I'll poison your food San." She threatened with a sing song tone.

"Like I wouldn't know that you already spit on it." San spat back, sticking his tongue out in his immature and infantile fashion.

"Can you guys hurry up and order already? I'm starving and we gotta head to the tracks as early as possible." The fiery red haired male known as Song Mingi blurted out, fingers tapping impatiently against the top of the table.

"If little miss g-string would care to hop her luscious ass over here, maybe we could."

Strutting over to where they sat, Y/N harshly threw the dirty rag on Wooyoung's face, causing a faint grunt to come out of his mouth.

"No matter how many times you mention my ass, I'm still not letting you tap it." She firmly stated, making Wooyoung slightly purse his lips outwards in a disappointed grimace.

"So anygays-" Mingi began.

"Umm I think you mean anyways." San corrected him.

Leaning in towards him, Mingi locked eyes on the shorter male and stared him down with an intimidating glare.

"Did I stutter Choi?"

San immediately shook his head rapidly. With a victory smile, Mingi reclined back in his seat.

"I'm just going to get the breakfast platter with some orange juice."

Y/N couldn't stifle her snort when he said his choice of drink, the other two men looking away in embarrassment.

"You've been drinking orange juice since you were in grade school Mingles, don't you think you outta start taking something more grown up? Like coffee?" San suggested and Mingi did not appreciate it.

"Coming from the one who still brings a plushie to sleep with him, your suggestion holds no value or power." He retorted.

"OK SHIBER IS NOT A PLUSHIE, HE'S FAMILY YOU JACKASS!" San sprinted up from his seat, nearly leaning across to grab Mingi by the color, but he was held back by Wooyoung.

Lynn, who had thus far stayed quiet, promptly came up with a spray bottle and consequently doused the untamed boy on his face.

"Bad kitty, bad kitty." She reprimanded him, unable to resist the opportunity to attack her long time frenemy.

"Lynn!" Y/N looked at her with surprise.

"You're welcome." Lynn replied rather monotone before going back to her place behind the counter like she didn't just spray San with disinfecting water.

"There's too many germs going around anyways..." She muttered under her breath.

Without any further interruptions, aside from the rumbling coming out of the boys' stomachs, they finished ordering what they wanted and Y/N sent it over so they could be prepared. Not wanting to be near their loud asses, Y/N went back over to where Lynn was, peeking over to see what she was currently reading in the magazine she held.

"What you reading?" She casually inquired.

"Horoscope section." Y/N wasn't surprised, her friend tended to be into more mystical, eccentric and rather.....extreme with her taste in fashion and music. If Y/N was the one who turned heads for her scandalous attire, Lynn was the one people turned away from in fear when they saw how she dressed. It was a sight that truly made both of them laugh at people's foolishness, well at least made Y/N laugh. Her friend rarely had any other expression plastered on that wasn't utter disdain for society and life.

Unexpectedly, another customer came in. Both girls looked at each other in confusion when neither of them recognized him. Their town was rather small with few people living there, so they deduced that he must be a traveler who probably got lost on his route. He himself looked around nervously, eyes barely lifting up. Y/N couldn't help herself as she took in his perfect face. Big, round eyes with crystal clear orbs, small face with a V-line jaw, perfectly sculpted nose with no sign of defects, skin smooth and blemish free, he looked like a prince out of a fairytale. He was incredibly pretty, yet stood there so awkwardly that it was almost comical.

"Hey Yeosang! You made it! Sit down! I ordered for you in advanced!" Wooyoung surprised both girls when it seemed he knew the stranger and even waved him over to where they sat. The other two boys also seem familiarized with him and welcomed him to sit with them, chatting up a storm already with him.

"Who's that?" Lynn was the one to finally ask out loud.

"Beats me.....but he sure is adorable."

Noticing the way her lips curled upwards, Lynn could already see the wheels inside Y/N's head turning.

"And I bet you're going to go over there and find out- aaand there you go." She ended up answering her own deduction as she watched Y/N happily walked over with a more bright expression on her face, that soon soured when her boss came out of the kitchen and beat her over to the table, laying down several plates of food.

"I knew as soon as I saw the orders that it had to be the lot of you." She scoffed softly as she looked at the boys' grinning faces.

"You know us Miss Audrey, we wouldn't ever think of eating anywhere else but here. You're the best cook in all of town." Wooyoung praised her with a sparkling charm that could have fooled anyone else but not the robust woman in front of him.

"Boy stop trying to tickle my ears, I've known you since you were in your soiled diapers being carried around by your mama, running around and creating chaos anywhere you went. Flattery may work on them poor girls you play with but me? I can see right through ruffians like you."

Turning her head to finally notice the new addition to the group, she looked him up and down.

"Boy who might you be?" She questioned him, earning the ears of the girls nearby to listen in for any valuable information.

"I'm..... Yeosang Kang, nice to meet you." He introduced himself, tilting his head slightly down when he said that.

"He just moved into town this week! He's the new guy who is going to work with us down at the car shop and help on the race track!" San enthusiastically shouted, making the older woman cringe.

"I may be old, but I still haven't gone deaf for you to yell in such a way boy. So...." She crossed her arms and looked at Yeosang again.

"You a racer too?"

Now the girls, particularly Y/N, were more interested in what his response would be.

"I- yes. So it seems." The poor boy looked so flustered, obviously being more of a soft spoken individual, contrasting starkly to the other 3 boys.

Miss Audrey let out a seemingly displeased hum at his answer.

"As if we needed anymore hooligans running wild. We already got enough with the 3 Stooges over here."

The girls couldn't help but snicker at their boss's words, always having a blast whenever she put the boys back in their place. They however looked displeased, glaring at them intensely.

"Shouldn't you both be off somewhere cleaning dishes or making sandwiches?"

Snatching one of the knifes, Lynn held it up and was about to jump over, but Y/N came up in front of her.

"Lynn, no. Just calm down ok? You know they're just being idiots." Y/N reminded her.

Grumbling something in a foreign language no one knew for sure if it was real or not, Lynn put the knife back, squinting her eyes at them before turning around to not look at them again. Y/N giggled softly, finding it absolutely cute whenever her friend lost her cool and collected form cause it reminded her of a chihuahua, barking and yelping at anything larger than itself trying to establish dominance.

Noticing that in her display of aggression, Lynn had inadvertently knocked over a few of the brochures that were on display for people to take, Y/N stooped down and proceeded to pick them up in a casual manner. Standing up, she neatly arranged them properly, making sure they all faced the same direction and the sides weren't poking out anywhere. Feeling as though someone had been watching her all along, she looked at the table of boys, half expecting Wooyoung's smug grin to greet her, but she was completely wrong as it was none other than the new guy who seemed unable to keep his eyes off her figure, staring intently at the length of her skirt. When he realized she noticed, his eyes went wide, cheeks burning up with utter embarrassment. Y/N however seemed unbothered by this. Wanting to test something, she pretended to accidentally drop one of the pamphlets. Bending over, she made sure he could get a perfect glimpse of her cleavage, if he payed enough attention, he'd be able to see that she was in fact, not wearing any bra. Coming back up, Y/N looked over to see the results, smirking when the agape mouth of Yeosang confirmed to her that he had indeed noticed everything.

"Oh sweetheart, you're gonna be too easy..." She had already made up in her mind that Yeosang would be her next target, and she had to put her plan in action. Placing the brochures down, she was about to go over and start flirting with him, until a familiar voice called for her.

"Y/N! There you are!"

She internally groaned when she heard him, wondering why on earth did he not get the hint of ditching him like that, especially when he very well knew about the reputation she had. She tried ignoring him, but of course, he had had to be the persistent type, no doubt thinking he was going to have a different ending than the rest before him.

"I thought you'd be here. You could have told me you were going to be gone early. I would have made you breakfast."

Knowing she had to say something, Y/N grabbed her pad and gave him the fakest smile she was capable of donning.

"Hi, what can we get started for you today? Waffles? Eggs and bacon? Coffee to start off with?"

The trio of friends, having no choice but to witness the interaction due to it happening right in front of them, snickered amongst themselves.

"Oh shit. He's in for it." San whispered lowly.

The boy obviously looked extremely confused, his smile lightly falling off, but then returning to its hopeful state.

"Why are you acting like this candy bear? Pretending like you don't know me?" When he tried to reach a hand to pull her close, the girl simply pushed him away with one of her fingers.

"Look, clearly you're too stupid to understand so let me spell it out in a language you can understand." Letting out a tired sigh, she crossed her arms in front of her chest, a sour look displaying on her pretty face.

"We had a nice time together, and last night was... average to put it nicely."

"Oh man. That was a total burn." Mingi couldn't help but snort, some of the orange juice being spit back into his glass.

"But that was all it was and all it's ever going to be. So why don't you do yourself a favor and just go back home to your Star Trek figurines and watch the latest episode of Thunder Cats?"

The not so discreet snickering coming from the table behind them only made the humiliation for the man multiply significantly. Turning red with utter despair and rage, he quickly brushed past Y/N rather brusquely.

"Fucking bitch." She heard him mutter under his breath, a phrase she had grown accustomed to hearing among many others.

"Oh god. Homegirl struck again." Wooyoung laughed, swirling his milkshake in his hand.

"Ayo why you gotta do Thunder Cats like that? It's actually pretty entertaining." San commented.

Looking over at the time, the guys quickly stood up, dropping their share of bills onto the table.

"You guys get paid today too right? Come meet up with us at the track." Wooyoung suggested.

"Why on earth would we want to go see your greasy, oil smelling ass after dealing for nearly an hour with you already?" Lynn questioned him, eyes never peering up from her magazine.

"Because Yunho would be there?"

Still she didn't respond, the only movement made was her finger turning the page.

"Bro we been knew she don't give two shits about him." Mingi reminded them.

"Because we're going to the drive in theater after work, they're playing a horror movie."

Lifting her gaze, Lynn closed the magazine, although still stone faced, her eyes seemed to brighten up.

"My interest has been greatly piqued." Her lips showed the faintest whisper of a smile that gave a rather eerie and chilling feel down the people's spines.

"Maybe we should rethink inviting Satan's offspring." San leaned in towards Mingi, shivering significantly.

"Great! So we'll catch you gals later."

The boys quickly dispersed themselves, save Yeosang who still sat quietly, keeping mostly to himself. His fingers fidgeted with the half drunk cup he was holding, gaze fixed on the table in front of him. Looking up, he was attempting to work up the courage to talk to Y/N, but before he could even get the chance to gather strength, the owner came out from the back, whispering a few orders to her and gesturing for her to go tend to a situation in the kitchen. With a defeated sigh, he got up to go join the rest of the gang outside who were waiting for him. Slumping his hands in the pockets of his pants, he moved out of the booth with a solemn gaze.

"Hey."

His steps came to a screeching halt when he heard Y/N call out to him. Looking over, she smiled sweetly in his direction.

"Hope I see you later." With a flirtatious wink, she bid him goodbye as she disappeared into the back.

Yeosang stood there stunned momentarily, replaying her words over and over again in his mind, pondering endlessly at their meaning.

"Little pussy cat sure got you brain dead, didn't she?"

Startled by the unexpected voice next to him, he jumped when the face of the kind yet stern old lady studied him carefully. With a disapproving shake of her head, she decided it'd be best to warn him before he started getting ideas in his head.

"Listen, you seem like a sweet and sensible young man, so it's best for you to listen to me and stay away from that darn girl. Don't let them sugar coated lips of hers sweet talk themselves into your heart. You'll just end up heart broken like all the lovers she's had."

Picking up some of the plates, she gave him one last look, pointing an accusatory finger at him to get her point across.

"She's dangerous." Finally saying what she needed to say, Miss Audrey headed back with plates in her arms, slapping away Lynn's hands when they attempted to pry them off her, barking instructions at her to watch the counter and leave her be.

"Dangerous....." Yeosang thought to himself, the warning the good intended woman gave him sinking deep in his mind. Although he took her words to heart, something about the way she glanced at him pulled at the strings in his chest, taking his breath away when he remembered the risque position she was in that purposely allowed him to view more than he should have. That memory tinted his cheeks pink, lips unable to suppress a small smile. He knew that he should heed the old woman's advice.

But he had to admit that he loved danger and the thrill it came with.........

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hanazou · 3 years

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matching onesies with him.

Books : Dazai | Chuuya | Oda

Shelf : Mixed

Genre : Fluff, domestic

Note : I did this of my own accord because I am, in fact, a softie

Dazai Osamu

This clingy crackhead.

Dazai will be the first to come up with the idea. It's actually a random one and he asked it so spontaneously, he doesn't expect you to actually say yes.

"Sure, why not?" You agreed.

He's both surprised and elated, and he didn't hide this reaction at all.

"Oh, darling!" He wrapped a hug around your neck. "You always revive my heart with your love!"

You both will be enthusiastic about picking the onesies and agree to surf the net instead of looking from shop to shop since Dazai is under the supervision of a certain angry Kunikida

It almost feels like babysitting. Not that you hate it right? Should you get an identical pair with different sizes? Or complementary ones?

Dazai will call the customer service to ask if they have black crow onesies since crows represent death in some cultures. The response is obviously no and it's obvious that the customer service was confused.

"That's a shame," Dazai whined disappointedly, shoulders dropping. "Wouldn't it be both cute and poetic if we had a double suicide while wearing matching crow onesie? Two achievements in one!"

At that point you wouldn't even be surprised anymore. You will just take the phone away from him to apologise and thank the customer service. You have to convince Dazai that you won't find a onesie of that kind

"Wait, don't tell me," You stared at him. "The reason you want to get onesies is just to wear a matching crow pair?"

"Is it?" He grinned mischievously. "Maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong, but I just want to match with you."

Other ADA members will wonder what you and Dazai were doing, Kunikida the most. He isn't exactly curious, more like suspicious. What's that good-for-nothing Dazai up to now?

Eventually you find a pair of identical ones. Kind of rare designs too! Guess what?

Crabs! In red! The little eyes on the hood!

It will take less than a week for the onesies to arrive in a small box. When it does Dazai will pull out a cutter so energetically Atsushi will think he's going to pull a suicide attempt with it

"AAH! Dazai-san! No!"

Nothing will happen aside from Dazai stabbing the box (while making sure he doesn't cut the onesies inside. he's good with blades, ex Port Mafia and all)

The crab pincers for your hands are soft like mittens and so smooth???? Imagine sweaterpaws but with crab pincer mittens (!!)

It will take everything in you to stop Dazai from wearing it that instant since a client Fukuzawa talked about will be coming. You will need Atsushi's help to take it off him but let's not talk about it

Both of Dazai's legs are already in the onesie too..

It seems like Kyouka wants one. Yosano and Naomi will tell Atsushi to buy the girl one and match with her

When Dazai and you go home together, he will be so excited to wear the onesies immediately. Dazai will be light on his feet.

And when you finally put yours on? Pictures. Dazai will take lots of pictures of you. You're a piece of art and he wants pictures so he can recall the image anytime

"Oh, dearest~ How is it possible for you to be so cute?" He began his dramatic poses, a hand over his head while spinning like a ballet dancer.

You both will take a lot of couple pictures.

"Love, you are so adorable I want to eat you!"

"Is it me who's cute or the crab?" You teased back.

When Dazai makes a troubled expression to answer your question, you will have to pinch him 💢

If you can cook crab soup, wouldn't it be funny to make and eat one with Dazai while wearing crab onesies? He will be so clingy when you do it, like an old school married couple; when you cook, he'll be bugging you while hugging from behind. It feels cozy, don't blame him

You have to be keen with your eyes so you won't miss Dazai secretly pouring ajinomoto to the soup. Get him a healthier diet, I'm begging you.

"Look, the crab is red like us." He pointed at the soup. "And like your face when I do this." He took advantage of you turning your head to peck your cheek.

He will also pinch your nose with his pincer mitten. "Boop!" It's a challenge. Boop his nose back.

You think he's already as clingy as he can be, huh? Wrong. You are absolutely wrong. If he previously sticks around you like a magnet, this time he's glued to you.

Even in the shared living space, he won't let you go. Is it the softness of the onesie under his touch, the warmth, or your cuteness? Well, it's all of them. What then?

Snuggles.

You both cuddle together in the futon until falling asleep together. You feel twice as warm.

He's the big spoon, let him feel the smoothness of the onesie while feeling your heat. And for once, the double suicide joke stopped for the rest of day. That's how much this impacts him, and you're proud of him.

Nakahara Chuuya

Matching with Chuuhuahua in a onesie? You lucky fella.

You have to be the one initiating it with Chuuya. Baby boy will be like "Eeh?" at first. He's not against it at all but more like, confused. The request is out of the blue

"Come on, why not?" You tilt your head. "It will feel so soft to cuddle with?"

That's it, that's the spell for him to agree

Mans is a Port Mafia executive, you can't go out from shop to shop in a mall to get your onesie with his schedule, so you have to settle with online shopping with this guy too

Only when he has time to spare from beating up people

You will sit together on a couch at the headquarters once Chuuya and you don't have missions. It's a good chance to relax and unwind together too

Chuuya knows best where to find clothes, including onesies. There are so many options! Dinosaurs, frogs, bears, Sanrio characters, Doraemon, Pikachu, Line characters, pandas, unicorns, penguins!! (I should stop fantasizing Chuuya in each of them)

Chuuya will act cool and chill about it at first, but he actually got invested in choosing and thankfully he isn't a crackhead unlike a certain someone

He has a good fashion sense I don't accept criticism, and this side of him will jump out while both of you scroll the catalogue. He nails both street wear and mafia outfits daily, so you can bet he'd pick the best onesies for you both

"This one doesn't suit you," He moved to the next option. "These are the only colours available? Pass.", "What's with the unnecessarily long tail?", "Oh maybe this? Wait, I don't like the stripes."

Of course, he will listen to your opinion too but since you feel he's better at this, you just either nod or shake your head with him

You have to be careful with your words when picking the size (this is much more valid if you're taller) or he'll go "I'm not that short!"

Kouyou and Mori (+ Elise) will catch you both on the couch together while browsing, comfy and all, and Kouyou asked what you two were doing. Chuuya's face will be as red as wine.

When you want to explain, his gloved hand will cover your mouth and he frantically shakes his head, screaming "Don't!" silently.

But alas, while you want to tell him there's nothing to be embarrassed of, Kouyou will take the phone from your hand with a curious grin and a "What's this~?"

Chuuya will just accept fate at that point, growling to himself and all

Kouyou and Mori won't expect to see a catalogue of onesies, apparently. The "Huh," on their faces are hilarious, and Mori will be instantly inspired to get a full set for his Elise-chan, much to her distaste.

While Mori and Elise are going at it, Kouyou will actually share her opinions. Chuuya will crawl out from his burrow of embarrassment and listen to her with you.

"Rather than identical ones, these would be much better. They have variety." Kouyou said. And you both will agree. You both have been eyeing a specific pair anyway

You both will decide to get complementary ones! Chuuya's will be a brown teddy and yours a white bunny! (Try googling Line's Brown and Cony, they're cute you won't regret it) Kouyou will totally agree with the decision.

When the package arrives, both of you will open it together. Chuuya's eyes for clothes are never wrong, the quality is immaculate. So warm and smooth, not a seam out of place.

Imagine the blush on Chuuya's face when you put on the white bunny onesie. The bunny ears on the hood! The fluffiness! His flustered face!

He will be slightly hesitant to put his own on, but when he does, you swear you can die from the cuteness. Want to see more cuteness? Tease him about it, and maybe he'll tickle you down until you're too breathless to tease him.

Chuuya doesn't want to say it explicitly but it does feel really comfortable, it's suitable for winters too.

As usual, Chuuya will be the big spoon. You will melt into his warmth and the smoothness of his onesie, and you can tell he's enjoying it too, from the way he'll drag his hand all over you to feel the smooth fabric

"It's a good thing we listened to ane-san's suggestion, hm?" You asked. "I didn't exactly like the matching penguin pairs."

"Yeah, this isn't bad at all." Chuuya admitted, snuggling his chin into the crook of your neck. "You're so warm."

Oda Sakunosuke

First off I'm Odasaku's lover before I'm anything else.

When the weather gets cold, it's your idea to get onesies for the kids. They could use some cute onesies to sleep in.

Unlike Dazai and Chuuya, Odasaku will have time to spare to go shopping with you. Being the handyman of Port Mafia has its good sides, after all.

The atmosphere is identical to a date! You both meet up at evening after work, have a simple dinner first, then start the shopping. Shopping for the kids' onesies with him makes you feel like a parent doesn't it?

Odasaku and you will make sure not to pick flimsy, thin, or rough ones. Only the best for the kids. Both of you put your keen eyes to use, examining every considered piece

Odasaku and you will definitely discuss whether to get five identical or different ones. After considering that the kids have different personalities, choosing different pieces will sound more ideal. You both will grant them the liberty of picking themselves.

"We just have to make sure they don't fight over it." Odasaku said.

Lion, dinosaur, piglet, panda, and penguin. That's what you both will choose!

Odasaku is a man who doesn't wear his emotions on his sleeves, so you relied on his eyes when it comes to him. You will see love and sincerity. He picks each piece with careful consideration.

The store clerk will throw an unexpected (yet clichéd shoujo) question at you both. "You picked such good choices. We have sets for adults too, why not match with your children?"

Odasaku and you will widen your eyes. First of all, parents? And match? Both of you stare at each other in confusion. Should you get two get a pair for yourselves?

"Why not?" Odasaku eventually said.

Odasaku's will be a brown dog and yours a white cat (remember that one official art of Odasaku with puppy ears? <3)

Odasaku and you will immediately visit the kids and give them their onesies. Their excitement in picking one for their own made you smile, and you can see the joy in Odasaku's eyes when the kids thanked him and you. He doesn't smile, but you don't need him to just to know he's glad his children love your pick. The way he pats their heads already speaks volumes of love.

Thankfully no kid wrestled to get what they want. You were especially concerned Kousuke will compete with someone

Odasaku will bring a secondhand polaroid he once bought at Yokohama's flea market to take pictures of the kids. You will herd the children to gather for the picture while Odasaku looked for the right angle in the other side of the room.

"Why don't you stay there for the picture too?" Odasaku asked you, half of his face behind the camera.

You kneel behind the kids and put your hands on Sakura and Yuu's shoulders, the ones who stood on the far left and right. That much is enough to warm Odasaku's heart, but when you too, smile for the camera, he freezes for a while to take the sight with his eyes

The picture comes out nicely. You will end up convincing Odasaku to take more but with him in it, together, all seven of you. You would need the curry diner owner's help to take the picture

"Sakunosuke, smile, will you?" You held his shoulder while you both kneeled behind the kids for the picture. He would be a little stunned

He smiles, but it was faint. Nevertheless, you recognise the content in his eyes in the photo, and it's enough.

When it's just the two of you in the living quarters, you will have to remind Odasaku that he too, bought a onesie. He will gladly put it on him since you look so eager, he's curious how it feels too

Your heart stops when he put on the hood with the puppy ears. You will have to fight back the urge to attack him with cuddles right there and then when his confused and innocent face matches the onesie so much!

"You're adorable," You smiled half teasingly, taking in the look of confused Odasaku who looked down at his onesie. The weight of the material felt right, it's like a cozy blanket.

"Try to put yours on," He says. When you did, his heart also missed a beat. The kitten ears on your head! The pure snowy white on you!

Odasaku is a bear hugger and when he hugs you, his embrace will feel tighter than usual. It's no surprise, he likes you and cats, and the way you interacted with the kids that day played tricks on his heart. You hug him back and ruffle his head while he mumbles his thank-you's at you

That night's sleep will be filled with nothing but cuddles of love and adoration. Yes, Odasaku is the big spoon, but you will also hold his arms tighter around you as you both drift into the night, chatting about life.

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sailorwritesstuff · 2 years

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AYO SOMEONE ON TIKTOK ROASTED BRUNO AND NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THIS:

Julieta: you must be hungry, Hermano. Let me fix you a plate, we've got Arepas, tamales, Empanadas, Lechona, if you want i can make you some Bandeja Paisa i know its your favorite-

Bruno: no Julieta im fine. Really-

Julieta: you're so skinny! you need to eat. You look like one gust of wind could blow you away.

Pepa,amused:*blowing him slightly away from her with wind* he looks like a healthy crackhead.

Julieta: PEPA!

#Bruno: the man was too stunned to speak #disney encanto #encanto #bruno madrigal #julieta madrigal #pepa madrigal #pepa and bruno #the madrigal triplets #the madrigals #family bonding?#incorrect encanto quotes #incorrect encanto

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4acoffee · 3 years

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Hourglass shaped reader X Sero & Bakugou

Sero

I bet you would be laying around in his room or something when he finds out

like he would be running his hand over your sides in a huge hoodie and he’s just like...wut hol up

would be so confused when he pulls up your shirt and you literally have an amazing body

but like no one would have guessed because its always hoodies, sweaters, and over sized shirts for you yunno

He might think you were just really skinny at first

Lounging around on a Saturday at the dorms was basically a normal occurrence at this point to you. This included being draped over an equally indolent Sero like a large blanket.

You probably looked like one too with a large hoodie engulfing your much smaller frame like they did so often; the sleeves hanging loosely from your hands.

Your eyes wandered lazily, trailing random patterns on the ceiling. Sero groaned lightly from underneath you, shifting slightly so that his head was now on the headrest and you were placed in-between his legs.

His hands traveled down from where they were resting over you to underneath the hoodie and began to run up and down your skin, going a bit higher every pass until he stopped all of a sudden at the curve of your hips.

You were completely unaware of the confusion the boy was feeling by then.

Why did you feel so lean all of a sudden? Were you always that skinny? Were you not eating properly and had he just not noticed?

He was broken out his train of thought when you moved to lie on your stomach with your face buried into the crook of his neck, his arms still on either side of your body. Moving his hands up more slightly he felt your form widen out a bit.

“Y/N, sit up a bit will you.” You heard him ask.

Complying, you got up, sitting up with your legs wrapped around his waist and shooting him a confused look.

Now with a clear view, he moved his hand back up, raising the hoodie up to show your slim waist following your bust, then widening out some more forming an hourglass sort of shape.

Sero whistled, “Wow Y/N, I always knew you were a looker, but damn.”

You huffed and looked away, “Shut up, you crackhead.”

He chuckled and pulled you down by the waist for a kiss.

Bakugou

I’d like to think you would be hanging out at his house in the morning when it happens

perhaps after a night of f r i v o l o u s activities ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so you were wearing one of his shirts

Or not because then he would have seen your figure already

you’d be in the kitchen when he comes up behinds you and slips his hands up your shirt

would also be very confused at first

100% would think you had malnutrition for one horrifying second and start coming up with plans to feed you before getting curious and realizing that’s not it lol

places you on the counter to get a better look (;

The sound of the cabinet closing was unbelievably loud in the quiet and serene atmosphere of Katsuki’s house in the early morning.

You weren’t trying to be loud really, you just wanted some damn morning Nutella, there was a secret jar you kept somewhere here for whenever you were over. A jar that Katsuki could never find out about of course because it would surely be immediately confiscated.

Perhaps his mom had moved it somewhere else?

Lost in your effort to find your only saving grace, the whole human coming up behind went unnoticed.

“What the fuck are you doing”

You froze instantly at being caught red handed like this. Putting on your most innocent face you turned around and smiled sweetly at the tired hero.

“Morning Suki! I was just — looking for something to make for breakfast!”

He grunted, “Don’t lie to me Y/N, you’re way too fucking peppy right now for someone that I personally know is not a morning person.”

You blinked and cursed him silently for knowing you so well.

Sighing, you rest your face on his chest and groaned, “I just wanted something sweet to eat damn it, why are you so mean to me.”

You heard him snicker as he lowered his chin onto the crown of your head. Instead of replying, he brought his hands up to your waist under the large over sized shirt you were wearing that had previously belonged to him.

He ran his large hands up and down your waist and you sighed in comfort.

Bakugou however was confused as to why you felt smaller than usual.

Were you resting enough? He knew the hero course can be tiring sometimes. Were you eating properly? I swear if this girl is having malnutrition because she ate more chocolate than normal food I’m taking away her Nutella privileges for the next five months.

Than it occurred to him that he had never really seen you outside of your clothes before.

Had he just never noticed her unhealthy habits before???

A quick run over your hips one more time proved to him that you were not in fact, completely skinny. Almost sighing in relief he smirked to himself and picked you up by the waist to place you on the counter top.

Now with a better view he lifted up your shirt and admired your shape, training had surely gone well for you.

Looking back up, and as answer to the question in your eyes, he leaned forward and rested his forehead against yours.

“Who would have thought you were hiding such a nice body under all those loose clothes, princess.” he whispered before beginning to lean forward for a lovely kiss —

when his mothers voices echoed across the house

“Oi, KATSUKI, YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND BETTER NOT BE DOING ANY OF THAT NASTY SHIT IN MY KITCHEN YOU LITTLE BRAT”

“Mitsuki please their only kids”

I’M VERY SORRY FOR ANY BAD WRITING IT’S BEEN AWHILE SINCE IV’E WRITTEN ANYTHING

#Sero #Bakugou #sero x reader #bakugou x reader #mha x reader #fanfiction #x reader #wasnt really sure what to do with this one whoops #Mitsuki #Headcannons #Mha headcannons

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