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Bruce: Where’s Y/N?
Jason: Don’t worry about Y/N.
Bruce: Oh, I’m sorry. Have you met me?
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incorrectbatfam · 5 months
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Alfred, looking at a convenience store pie: Look at these chemicals. Do you even read the label?
Stephanie: No. I read pie. The rest is just blah, blah, blah.
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incorrect-spiderverse · 4 months
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Gwen: "I’m so sorry for lying to you, Miguel."
Hobie: "Don’t feel bad, I lie and tell Miguel I’m sorry all the time."
Miguel: *looks at him with a disapproving glare*
Hobie, to Miguel: "Sorry."
Hobie, to Gwen: "See?"
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Darcy: So, the toxicology research says that he was killed by belladonna.
Wade: The porn star?
Darcy:
Darcy: The poison...
Wade: Oh—
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Obi-Wan: So, the toxicology research says that he was killed by belladonna.
Ahsoka and Anakin:
Ahsoka and Anakin: The porn star??
Obi-Wan:
Obi-Wan: The poison...
Ahsoka and Anakin: Oh-
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Eli: It's kind of messed up the way we were raised. When I told Stiles I was afraid of the thing in my closet he gave me a silver blade Derek: Yeah it was his first present to you Eli: I'm just saying. Most parents would say "don't be afraid of the dark" Peter: Don't be afraid of the dark? You SHOULD be afraid of the dark. You know what's out there Eli: You guys are missing the point
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5sospenguinqueen · 2 months
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Sebastian: Are you very sure I can't just Imperio some goblins and make them take us to Ranrok?
MC: I'm very sure you can, but I'm also very sure you shouldn't.
Sebastian: Bless your precious heart, you just described my entire life.
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Donna: This is a bad idea.
10: Yeah, I couldn't agree more, but what other choice do we have?
Donna: We could choose life...
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incorrecthatchetfield · 6 months
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Ruth: Peace out, bitches!
Ted to Pete: She's like the little sister I never wanted
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violent138 · 1 month
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big brother called while they were bonding
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selfship-quotes · 2 months
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F/O: As you may recall, patience isn't one of my virtues... well, I don't have any virtues... but if I did, I'm sure patience wouldn't be one of them.
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Bruce: *on the verge of screaming after Y/N did something reckless on a dare* You think you’re funny?
Y/N: I think I’m adorable
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7ndipity · 2 months
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Namjoon: Y/n, when you get to be my age-
Y/n: YOU'RE THIRTY, JOON!
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wisefoxluminary · 3 months
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Stolas: I’ll go wake up Blitzy. *Running to wake him up* Blitzy, oh Blitzy!
Loona: I wouldn’t do that.
Blitzø: *Pulls out gun and points it at Stolas* Aaahh what the fuck!!!
Stolas: No, no, no! Blitzy, it's me. It's me.
Loona: I told you. He's an angry sleeper. Like a bear.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 8 days
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Bruce: So, the toxicology research says that he was killed by belladonna.
Tony: The porn star?
Bruce:
Bruce: The poison...
Tony: Oh—
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Obi-Wan, on his communication device: We all thought you were dead. Where the hell are you?
Anakin: A hospital.
Obi-Wan: Are you okay???
Anakin: No.
Obi-Wan:
Anakin:
Obi-Wan: You want to elaborate??
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