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#source: texts from last night
wrongmha · 2 days ago
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Kaminari: Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Source: Texts From Last Night
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Seungcheol: Why weren't you at the meeting this morning?
Jeonghan: I was sleeping. I heard a rumor I had a hangover so I just went with it.
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Mikey: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.
Renet: Go ahead.
Mikey: Tooth-hurty.
Renet: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Mikey: You complete me.
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 2 days ago
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Xena: At some point I am going to say to you, "I have this really bad idea! You in?"
Xena: Just go with it.
Gabrielle: *shrugs, nods along*
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the-black-bulls · 8 hours ago
Vanessa: So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner...
Finral: This explains a lot.
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drei-satzzeichen · 2 days ago
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Last night apparently I said “I need a break” and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours.
Cotta, probably
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dc-incorrect-bats · 2 months ago
Jason [texting]: Houston, we have a problem.
Dick: Where are you?
Jason: Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 4 months ago
Roy, texting Riza: Don’t worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising two kids.
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wrongmha · 2 days ago
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Uraraka: Being single and not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Source: Texts From Last Night
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Kagami: Why is there a shopping cart in my front yard?
Marinette: You said your heels were killing you, but you didn't want to take them off because it'd make your feet dirty. So I agreed to push you home.
Kagami, choking back tears: You are my best fucking friend.
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incorrectbatfamquotes · 4 months ago
Jason Todd: [to Stephanie Brown] There can be only one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together.
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tupayapsina · 12 days ago
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Blake: You high-fived me for banging your sister but won't let me back into the house because I ate your cookies? Priorities, Ruby
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incorrectbatfam · 5 months ago
Dick: Why is my underwear in the freezer?
Barbara: You said "this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow". Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
Dick: That explains so much.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 14 days ago
Barbarian: I made a list of reasons why I should be on Fear Factor. I came up with two: ‘I like fear’ and ‘I am fear'.
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