#source: texts from last night
Kaminari: Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Source: Texts From Last Night
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Seungcheol: Why weren't you at the meeting this morning?
Jeonghan: I was sleeping. I heard a rumor I had a hangover so I just went with it.
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Mikey: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.
Renet: Go ahead.
Renet: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Mikey: You complete me.
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Xena: At some point I am going to say to you, "I have this really bad idea! You in?"
Xena: Just go with it.
Gabrielle: *shrugs, nods along*
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Vanessa: So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner...
Finral: This explains a lot.
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Last night apparently I said “I need a break” and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours.
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Agatha: I'm sorry if your life is a sore subject.
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Jason [texting]: Houston, we have a problem.
Dick: Where are you?
Jason: Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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Sorcerer: Hypothetically speaking,
Sorcerer: at what point does fire become too much fire?
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Solomon, to MC: Can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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Roy, texting Riza: Don’t worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising two kids.
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Uraraka: Being single and not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Source: Texts From Last Night
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Kagami: Why is there a shopping cart in my front yard?
Marinette: You said your heels were killing you, but you didn't want to take them off because it'd make your feet dirty. So I agreed to push you home.
Kagami, choking back tears: You are my best fucking friend.
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Jason Todd: [to Stephanie Brown] There can be only one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together.
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Blake: You high-fived me for banging your sister but won't let me back into the house because I ate your cookies? Priorities, Ruby
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Dick: Why is my underwear in the freezer?
Barbara: You said "this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow". Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
Dick: That explains so much.
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[talking about Caitlyn and Vi] Damn. I can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian.
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Wanda: This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Agatha: Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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Jason, texting: Just got to costco. Where are you?
Dick: Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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Barbarian: I made a list of reasons why I should be on Fear Factor. I came up with two: ‘I like fear’ and ‘I am fear'.
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