#tweets from the devildom

[beelzebuddy-catan]

#obey me #obey me memes #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me twitter #tweets from the devildom #jabber #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me satan #obey me diavolo #obey me asmo #obey me luke #obey me Beel

[avatar-saiki]

Beel's Takeout

Beelzebub/reader, 2.2k words

CW: Suggestive, public scene

Summary:

Inspired by a tweet by HarmlessGhosty:

"Just wanna run soft fingertips up the inside of Beel’s thigh and see how easily it distracts him from eating his snack."

It was so hot.

Beelzebub sat down heavily on the bench and took off his helmet to wipe sweat from his brow, starting to feel a little dizzy. The heat wave rolling through the Devildom was more intense than he’d last remembered, but it hadn’t stopped him from playing until today. When a few of his teammates began collapsing in the heat, the coach finally decided to call off practice for the day and sent everyone to the showers. 

But it was still so hot.

Even as the icy water ran down his back, the dizziness in his head wouldn’t go away. To make matters worse, he’d already eaten all the snacks he’d packed for practice and dinner was still a few hours away. As if on cue, his stomach grumbled at the thought and he groaned under his breath. This wasn’t good. Dizzy, lightheaded, and starving? That was just asking for trouble.

Maybe he could stop by Madame Scream’s for a quick bite? He’d heard they were selling all sorts of frozen treats, but he hadn’t had time to check it out yet. Another roll of hunger answered the thought for him, and he smiled to himself, getting dressed quickly. 

It wouldn’t hurt to invite you along too.

He’d sent you the message, hoping you’d be free but offered to bring you something back if not. He hoped you’d say yes, not just to see you but also because he… wasn’t so sure he’d be able to resist eating whatever you might ask him to bring home. It didn’t happen every time, and the few times it had you weren’t that upset, but he still hated seeing the disappointment on your face when he wasn’t able to bring you back something tasty.

Especially if it was too tasty.

But you agreed to meet him, your smile so refreshing when your eyes met. The line was already out the door, but it was moving fast.

“How was practice today?” you asked when he reached your spot in line.

“It was okay,” he said, reaching up to touch his forehead. “I wasn’t able to run as far, but I still managed to stay up whenever someone tried to tackle me.”

“I’m surprise you all still played,” you said with a soft hum, “It’s so hot out I would’ve thought it’d be cancelled.”

“I think that’s why they couldn’t bring me down,” he agreed, “we might be able to tolerate extreme temperatures better but even demons can get overheated.”

You grinned up at him. “Is that why we’re on a little ice cream date?”

He blushed a little and looked down. Your feet were so much smaller than his. “I… thought it might be nice. Food usually tastes better when you eat with someone.”

“Well I’ll never say no to ice cream!” You said with a cheerful laugh, reaching for the door when it was finally your turn to enter.

The inside of the shop was nice and cool, a sharp contrast to the harshness of the outside, but the dizziness in his head wasn’t ready to leave just yet. But the scents… the scents that wafted in the air so sugary and sweet…

“Beel, you’re drooling,” you teased, and he blinked, bringing a hand to touch his lips.

“I am?”

You laughed and shook your head. “Almost. Did you not eat lunch today?”

“No, I did. I had a roasted hellhog sandwich with extra fries.”

“Well no wonder you’re hungry if that’s all you had!”

He smiled sheepishly, “Well, I did ask for seconds and thirds, and then my snacks…”

You grinned up at him. “You’re really making me jealous, Beel. I wish I could eat like you.”

His face warmed, but it felt a little different than the heat of outside. It was something that only seemed to happen with you. Something about you made him feel… warm.

“I don’t think it’s something you should be jealous of,” he said quietly, resting a hand on his stomach. “It’s… not always fun, especially for those around me.” You’d even seen it before, the few times when his gluttony was too much for him to control and the beast he’d become when hunger devoured his senses.

“What’re you talking about? We’re getting ice cream! That’s more fun than anything I can think of!”

There it was again. That… warm… comforting feeling.

“We should probably eat it before we get home. Lucifer usually gets mad at me for eating too many sweets before dinner.”

“Why?” you stepped up to the counter and looked over all the different options. “Sweets have never ruined your appetite, have they?”

“No… but,” he tilted his head in thought. “I guess I don’t know why he gets mad about it.”

“He gets mad about a lot of things,” you said, pointing at the flavor you wanted while the demon at the counter scooped and placed it into a bowl. “If it’s not you, it’s Mammon. Or Belphie. Or Levi. Or I don’t know, someone. Someone always has to be the hard ass and he embraces it with joy, I think.”

He chuckled and ordered a double scoop of blood strawberry and hell raspberry, but when he moved to pay you swiped your card too fast. 

“Hey I was going to—”

“It’s okay,” you said, picking up both bowls with a wink. “You can pay next time.”

“I… okay,” he said, following you outside. You looked around at the tables all set outside the shop and frowned, all of them already filled with patrons enjoying their frozen treats. 

“Why don’t we go to the park?” you suggested, turning on your heel to walk backward while he followed. “There’s some benches we could go sit on, right?”

“We could also eat while we walk home,” he said, the mixture of cream and fruit serenading him and making his mouth water. 

You giggled and shook your head, turning around again and setting off toward the park. “Nope! If we do that the date’ll be over way too soon!”

He groaned inwardly, feeling his stomach gurgle and your scent mixing in with the sugar and cream was not helping.

“Okay,” he said softly, following after you. Just focus on the good warmth he felt inside every time you smiled. That warmth that always hit in his chest but somehow made him feel a little fuller.

“Ugh,” you groaned and plopped down on the first bench you saw and spread out your legs. “How is it so hot when there’s no sun?”

He tilted his head slightly, “Does the sun make your world hot?”

“Well, yeah?” You raised both bowls of ice cream to the sky. “It’s a massive fireball beaming light and heat on us where I’m from.”

He looked up at the sky filled with countless stars. “Aren’t all stars like that?” He knew Belphegor would talk about the life cycles of stars sometimes, but he couldn’t remember all of it. “Maybe all the stars are like your sun?”

You laughed and held his bowl out to him. “Yeah, maybe? Who knows. I still can’t wrap my head around it always being night here.”

He took the bowl and sat down beside you, glancing down at you kicking your feet while you happily ate your ice cream. Were all humans always this small, or was he large?

“I didn’t think about that… do you miss your sun?”

“Sometimes, but lately I- oh—!” You squeezed your eyes shut and pressed your lips together. “Agh! Brainfreeze!”

Somehow that made him smile and he turned his attention to his treat, scooping up a bite and moaning when the first cooling relief touched his tongue. The berries were tart and sweet, the cream luscious and silky, and the texture so soft as it slid down his throat he couldn’t help sighing contentedly. 

“I needed this,” he said, scooping up another spoonful. Then another. Soon the ache and dizziness from Fangol practice began to ebbe away and he looked down at you. “How’s yours?”

You bit your lip, still holding your bowl but it didn’t seem like you’d eaten much. “Oh! No, it’s good!” you smiled sheepishly up at him, noticing his disappointment, “Sorry, I think it might just be a bit too cold for me, I have to eat it slower.”

“Oh,” he frowned a little. “I didn’t know… maybe I should’ve tried to find something from the human—”

“No, no! It’s great!” you shook your head and shoved another bite in your mouth, nose crinkling adorably when you shivered. “Be-Besides—” you stuttered, shivering again. “I-I’m pretty sh-sure anything from the h-human realm would’ve melted b-by now.”

“I can finish yours,” he said, taking the bowl from you. “Next time we can try an ice cream shop in the human realm?”

You sighed and leaned back to gaze up at the stars. “Yeah, that could be fun.”

He stacked the bowls together and dipped his spoon into yours, curious of the flavor you’d chosen. “It’d have to be further in the future. I know Mammon and Levi will be excited to go, but it still takes a lot for all of us to travel together.” The fact that you had a pact with all seven of them wasn’t helpful either. A shiver ran down his spine. Lucifer would not be happy about all the paperwork that would take.

“Yeah…”

The spoon clinked against his teeth and he tensed, looking down to confirm it was in fact your hand resting on his thigh.

“It could be fun with all of them,” you said with a wistful smile, eyes still dazzled by stars. The look in your eyes was always something that made him feel all sorts of things inside, like hunger but…

It didn’t hurt.

“But I think…” you continued, thumb caressing his leg absentmindedly while his heart raced in his chest.

“… It could be fun to go just the two of us.”

A new shiver ran down his back as your hand drifted higher, and he shoved a massive spoonful in his mouth to cool the rising heat inside.

“Don’t you think?” you asked, tilting your head to gaze up at him with a smile.

Your eyes were so bright and innocent, but your hand was not supposed to be there! Didn’t you know what your touch could do?

“Beel?”

He swallowed thickly and your smile brightened.

“How’s the ice cream?” You asked, fingers drifting down along his inner thigh as you leaned onto his leg for support. “Is it good?”

“Yes…” he said, unable to speak above more than a simple breath. “Did you… want some more?”

You shook your head and he took the opportunity to distract himself with another spoonful, trying to focus on the flavors on his tongue but everything melted when your pinky grazed his balls.

“It’s too cold for me,” you said, rubbing across his leg to not so subtly stroke your finger against him, that smile turning coy. 

“Oh… right,” he tried to take another bite, but it must’ve dissolved on his tongue because he couldn’t taste anything at all. “I forgot you said that.”

You chuckled and knelt up, placing your free hand on his chest, making him swallow a second time.

“That’s okay…” you said softly, eyes focused on his mouth. Was he drooling again? He really tried to not think about how good you smelled, but it was so hard when you were this close. Usually if he had food nearby it wasn’t so bad, but this. This was—

You leaned in closer and licked the corner of his mouth with a gentle hum. “Mm~ booberry.”

A jolt ran through his spine and he sat up stalk-straight, feeling no less cooled than before.

“What was that for?” he asked. “If you wanted some I could’ve—” 

Your hand drifted higher and he dropped the bowls, ice cream splattering on the ground while he grabbed your wrist, face feeling like it was on fire. 

“Don’t touch me there,” he said under his breath. “Not here. I can’t… I won’t be able to stop myself.”

You cupped his cheek and kissed him, slipping your tongue into his mouth and filling it with the spiced sweetness of your lust. He groaned, unable to help himself as he reached up to cup the back of your head, deepening the kiss and sucking on that sweet, sinful tongue. Any time he managed to sneak a taste of your soul it was all he could think of for days, but now? Now all he wanted was more.

A little nip on his tongue drew him back, giving you space to breathe. “Careful, Beel, we’re still at the park…”

“I don’t want to let you go,” he murmured. 

“Yeah, it would be a shame to stop so soon after just getting started,” you mused, sitting back down with your chest nestled close to his arm. “Maybe we could sneak in a little dessert before dinner back home?”

“No,” he frowned, “my brothers will all be home by now, there’s no way we’d find time alone.”

“Oh… well then, maybe we...” you shifted and palmed over him, stilling his breath when you felt along his hardening cock, “…find a room to stay in and order some takeout? And then I take you out~”

He shivered again and held your wrist firm. “That could be dangerous… just you and me.”

“I know,” you whispered, words so soft and light on his neck. “It’s worth it for a taste~”

#obey me smut #reader insert #obey me shall we date #obeymeshallwedate #gender neutral reader #obey me beelzebub #fanfic

[misc-obeyme]

hihi I'm back, i was rambling about solomon and immortality the other time

BUT i just got a tiktok, and apparently there's a trend with the song that goes "nothing's new" and the first slide is a tweet saying "who had every right to become a villain?" And the second slide is a character

anyway my first thought was MC because they literally get dumped into a new world, whole life turned upside down and expected to adapt, in both OG and NB. Nightbringer i'd say is different since they have a goal they're working towards and at least they have Solomon

But in OG it's like "try to survive :)", you're looked down upon as a human, you're kept in the dark about the attic, there's so many little things that add up-

But in the end MC chooses kindness, chooses to keep going and make it work, and yes there's the chaotic options but no harm is done without cause I guess you could say?? They're not afraid to stand up for themselves and they're stubborn, but they won't sink down to the lowest of the lows after everything they've gone through

I dunno if i made any sense, I just needed to ramble and share with someone 🤣 thank you for being a welcoming blog

- ✨

Welcome back to my ask box! I will add ✨ to the anon list!

And of course I love all the ramblings, so know you're always welcome to come here to share your thoughts!

Now I gotta say the generic OM MC is one unhinged mf and I don't understand how they stay so chill and happy all the time. Like I would argue their ability to put up with so much crazy is what makes them unhinged rather than the chaotic options that are sometimes given for them. That stuff feels like a normal reaction considering everything they go through. Like the time they threatened to explode Mammon's door? Yeah, that feels like something someone who has been pushed beyond their limits might do.

And yet so often, the choices are nice. So often the choices are MC giving and giving and giving. They care so much and are willing to go through so much and do so much in order to keep their demons safe. And MC is the human in this scenario. I know, MC is OP with their pacts and their sorcerer stuff and their Ring of Light, but you would still expect the demons to take better care of them. And I mean more their mental state than anything. But the game kinda just takes for granted the fact that MC can take all the crazy in stride. I'm pretty sure I would have had a mental breakdown after the first week lol.

All that being said, I love the idea of MC turning into a villain. This is where you really can get into different story lines and outcomes based on your personal MC. Because I think it would be very easy for an MC to turn villainous in this situation. It depends on how conniving your MC is as to how this goes down.

Like do they deliberately wait to betray everybody until they've secured all seven pacts and the Ring of Light and so on?

Or is it more like one day they just snap and they never meant to turn?

In the first scenario, the question is what is their goal? Why would they do that to begin with? Maybe they want to rule the Devildom themselves and the goal is to have all the bros under their spell for the sole purpose of like dethroning Diavolo or something. I mean, good luck with that lol but it'd sure be interesting.

In the second scenario, it's definitely more chaotic and just MC loses their mind. Maybe starts destroying things Satan-style because they can't control it anymore.

I think it's a fascinating idea. And you could go with MC succeeds or you could go with someone (whoever MC is closest to perhaps) is able to talk them down from destruction.

But yes, in the end our OM MC always chooses kindness. Even when they're not going to take any nonsense, they're always solution oriented. They're always about helping the characters and I would say they're almost stubborn in their kindness too? Like they're determined not to be anything other than kind because to them, that's the right thing to do. It's precious.

#I don't get a lot of asks about MC in a general sense #but this is definitely how I think about it personally #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #✨ anon #misc answers

[l3viat8an]

I was just thinking about poly MC quoting lyrics from popular break up songs by human world singers and posting it on devildom social media for the lols. I feel like the brothers would have different reactions. Some of the brothers who are familiar with the songs would be chill about it but the ones who aren't might think it's about them or blame another brother 💀 😭

😭 no cuz I can just imagine MC randomly tweets something like “It’s really over, you made your stand. You got me crying, as was your plan. But when my loneliness is through, I’m gonna find another you.”

or shorter lyrics that’s just the one in my head djkshs

and a few of the boys just like it and move on- cuz duh it’s a quote from a song and the others are all ready to start fighting (who ever MC is dating-)

It ends with MC having to delete the tweet and explain before somebody gets hurt because they’re all idiots- 💀

#anon! #obey me! #obey me shenanigans #om! #ro rambles

[authorred]

Random Obey Me HC's cause I'm in class and bored

I'm getting to requests so dw dw--I'm opening my ask box around this weekend so :))))) (I'm going oldest to youngest; some may be light NSFW)

Also, it's been a bit since I've played Obey Me, so I may be missing some aspects of their personality

Lucifer:

With human drinks, he would definitely drink red wine, love coffee, and hate tea. I don't know why he would hate tea, but he would. Even just the smell of it will cause his entire face to collapse in on itself

Would probably be the one to drive all the time--or rather he'd prefer it. He always has to be in control of a situation more so than not--and he would need to trust someone a lot to sit in the passenger seat (dad energy)

Dominant bottom (but dom mostly)

Definitely has CEO energy, but would work in an office as a supervisor

Corsets. That's it that's the tweet

Mammon:

He's cannonically scared of ghosts, but would not surprise me if his dumb ass wanted to go ghost hunting with you in the most haunted, decrepit part of the Devildom

Idk why he seems like he'd like strawberry ice cream

Is a hugger when he sleeps. If you're not there sleeping with him he's cuddling with either a pillow or a huge stuffed animal (to which he'd vehemently deny)

Sub-leaning switch (thinking he'd be a service top)

Would cry like a bitch at your wedding but denies he is, even when he's sobbing whilst saying it

Leviathan:

Head kisses make this man soft

Would not mind or care (probably wants you to) if you sat on his lap whilst he gamed or fell asleep in it

Blushes hella madly when you stroke or pet his tail--even subconsciously

Will cosplay for you--close to anything so long as you promise something to him in return (cosplaying as Ruri-chan, probably)

Would barely drink water. Literally. Sometimes you'd have to shotgun water into his mouth (to which he'd choke on it because he's so flustered)

Satan:

Dogs give him hives. Just the sight of them makes him feel itchy (Cerberus may be an exception)

Dom or power bottom

Idk why but I feel like he'd enjoy pink lemonade in secret. Like if you catch him drinking it, he'll vehemently deny he drank it even though you saw him do it

Big spoon. Almost always. If he's ever the little spoon it's because he's in a mood (what that mood may be is up to you)

Is the type to keep a photo of him and you and/or his family (after their issues were resolved) on his bedside table

Asmodeus:

Blushes from non-sexual touches. Craves it, actually

Is initially confused when he realizes you don't see him as just a sex symbol/idol/demon

Take him on a date, give him head kisses, hold his hand, and he is gone

Will keep literally everything you give him, even if it's not 'pretty' he will keep it and will kill close to anyone who tries to get rid of it

Loves fruity drinks and can't really handle hard liquor

Beezlebub:

If you can keep up (or as realistically as you can) with his appetite, he will fall in love almost immediately

Will adore head pats

Service top-leaning switch

Like his twin, general cuddling is something he loves to do (second to eating, ofc)

Gym couple dynamic, 100%. And if you don't go to the gym that's okay too--he'll still gladly show off his muscles for you if you ask

Belphegor:

Cuddles all the mf time

Head scratches 100%

Is literally a cat in human form--he has you, his human, and generally dislikes everyone else (except Beel, but that's a given)

Gets a kick out of being carried to bed (though the first time he almost killed you {again}. After that, he didn't mind it)

If he starts getting feisty with you or you're in a small argument, he'd probably remember the time he killed you and back off a bit

#obey me otome #writers of tumblr #fanfic writer #obey me #lucifer #obey me leviathan #mammon x reader #lucifer avatar of pride #leviathan x reader #fluff #obey me hcs #headcanon #writerslife #otome boys #otome fandom #otome game #dating sim #lucifer morningstar #om! mammon #leviathan avatar of envy #beelzebub #asmodeus #beel #asmo

[mcx7demonbros]

I accept that these type of people who are into that in any fanbase. Its the internet. Its just annoying when companies that unintentionally give them fuel.

Like they know that incest is heavily frowned upon in most of the world, and I accept that there will be weird side to any fandom.

But Unintentionally makes tweets or moment that might hint of incest in a game that isn't hardcore as games at things like might be okay (Like some movies will depict hard things and aren't for the mainstream audiences). Because like any games, especially with independent like NTT Solmare there will have misinterpretation or mistranslation with some of the content. Especally miscommunication with their writers since its known that Solmare outsource some of the writing.

Added note, if they wanted to ship the characters around, then why make the brothers, "Brothers" in the first place. Blood or not, most of the fans sees them as brothers, hence its feels icky to ship them with each other. But I highly doubt they intentionally made things incest subtext because the first season is all about family and how you need to help them heal as a family.

So I assume that is misinterpretation or miscommunication with some of moment with subtext.

Yeah, I mean, the Brothers consider each other “brothers”, they technically adopted each other and formed a family. Hence the ship between them is incestuous. In some countries, including mine, the law considers adopted relationship to be the same as blood relationship. Whether he’s your adopted brother or your blood brother, he’s still your brother. Hence, in my country, adopted siblings are prohibited from being together. Meanwhile, the Brothers being in relationships with MC can’t be considered incest because

1) MC is a far descendant of Lilith, too far to be incestuous now

2) MC didn’t grow up with the Brothers, they came to Devildom as a stranger and it wasn’t until later lessons of ss1 did the Brothers consider MC to be a part of family (kind of like you live with us and help us so much, so you’re a part of our family now)

Yes, I also think there are some miscommunication and misinterpretation between the devs and their writers. I don’t know Japanese well enough so I don’t know if there could be any mistake in translations, though I think there may be. After all, in translation, sometimes, there’s no equivalent word and you have to substitute it with a word of similar meaning, but that word can also hint at something entirely different, other time, you just have to get rid of some words entirely or add some other words to your translation that isn’t in the original text.

I also have a post on translation problem in OM here, for reference.

If you read the translated text, you will see a seemingly bored Luke. But based on his voice and Japanese word, a completely different Luke is presented - worrying and caring.

Though maybe the translating job is outsourcing too.

#klein’s answer #hi tia :3

[asmosmainhoe]

Can you write headcannons for this?

The brothers have been too busy to hang out with MC so they go to the purgatory hall and ends up spending the night cuddling with Solomon, and while all the brothers are freaking out trying to find MC Solomon sends a picture of them asleep on his chest with no context.

I’d love to see their reactions

All seven brothers would be great but if you don’t wanna could I get headcannons for Lucifer, Mammon, Satan, Beel, and Belphie?

MC spends the night with Solomon and doesn't tell the brothers

I had way too much fun with Mammon's part

Gender neutral MC

Warnings: cursing

Lucifer

Calm on the outside, but screaming on the inside

Tells his brothers to sit their asses down immediately and stop making such a fuss even though he wants to turn the entire house upside down more than anything to find you

Thinks about calling Diavolo, but 1) his pride refuses to get help and 2) he really doesn't wanna tell him about the fact that he lost one of the exchange students somewhere in hell

Imagine having to tell your boss that you lost a whole ass person

Then suddenly his phone bings and he looks at it, hoping that one of his brothers finally found your whereabouts

But no, it's just Solomon sending him a mere picture so nothing intere- back the fuck up

Is that you? Sleeping at the magician's side and cuddling?

Immediately goes to purgatory hall to get you back home and is careful to not wake you up while doing so

Of course he calls you in his office and confronts you about your disappearance

Honestly Lucifer's taken aback quite a bit by the fact that you did it because you felt lonely

He won't apologize for neglecting you, but will definitely make sure to give you more attention in the future

Mammon

OH BOY HE GOES APESHIT THE SECOND YOU DON'T RESPOND TO HIM CALLING OUT FOR YOU SO HE STARTS SCREAMING YOUR NAME MORE HYSTERICALLY

Storms into Lucifer's office and yells about how someone kidnapped you

By the time he's done explaining that you're missing, the entire Devildom probably heard about it thanks to his unholy screeching

Even his older brother's threats to hang him upside down if he wouldn't shut up couldn't make him...well shut up

Excuse me, have you seen my human? They're about this tall, clearly gay, but we haven't had the talk-

Finally calms down when he sees the picture Solomon sent him with you in his bed

Wait- you? Inside Solomon's bed? With Solomon in it? Mammon starts making a scene again

Unlike Lucifer he doesn't carry you back quietly, HE BARGES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE THEY DO IN THOSE CRIME SHOWS YOU KNOW FBI OPEN UP

The next day you're getting the scolding of your life like the time he told you that he's the only one who's allowed to safe you

Please don't think he's actually mad or anything, this man was so fucking worried and doesn't know how to handle this roller-coaster of emotions

Leviathan

Funny story hah he actually didn't even notice at all that you're missing

Found out about your disappearance through Mammon's concerned yelling a few rooms away from his

Stomps into the hall and demands to know wtf this fuss is all about, because he just wants to play his new game in peace and he can't do that if-

Oh shit MC's missing? Forget about the game, dude, we gotta find them

Blames his brothers for losing you and then his anxiety kicks in, because he starts blaming himself

Posts 749292871910 tweets on Devildomtwitter (or however that shit's called down there) about his search until Solomon texts him in the dm's

Levi's sin kicks in instantly and he becomes incredibly jealous

Quickly gets a hold of himself though, because thank the anime gods! You're safe!

Feels so fucking awful for not spending enough time with you SO HE MAKES IT UP WITH GAMING NIGHTS AND STUFF

Satan

Knows exactly that you're a grown ass person who can take care of themselves and you're probably out there somewhere probably buying stuff or so

But you're all alone and this is hell after all so he sends you a message just to be sure that you're doing fine

Gets really concerned once you don't answer his fifth text so he asks his brothers if they heard anything from you

One of them throws in a remark about how maybe you've been kidnapped and Satan just...like there's a dark, murderous aura surrounding him suddenly and a shadow over his face

"They wouldn't dare"

If someone's actually got the nerves to kidnap you out of all people then he'll make sure to live up to hell's and his reputation

Of course he's a lot calmer when Solomon's sends him the picture, but he still can't help to be angry the magician for not informing him sooner

Asmodeus

Makes a whole ass scene

Obviously he's not screeching and yelling like Mammon no one is, but he still turns the house upside down and puts his brothers into a high alert mode

Paces around the living room where they're all gathered and gestures frantically, demanding for an entire search party

Unintentionally sasses the brothers when they tell him to relax already

But how can you expect him to be calm in a situation like this one? You're the first thing he truly loves besides himself and now you're missing! Have some sympathy for fuck's sake!

Amso's full on crying after an hour or so and doesn't give two fucks about how smuched his makeup is by now

Let's out a relieved gasp and falls less gracefully onto the couch after he receives Solomon's text with a picture of you soundly asleep by his side

You're wrong if you think that he let's the magician off the hook

"You bitch! You could've told me they're with you sooner!"

Beelzebub

Doesn't straight up panic like some all of them just because you don't answer his texts

Thinks you're simply busy with something so he leaves it be, but decides to check up on you after some times

Huh you're not in your room? Searches the entire house and only then, after he still doesn't find you, he gets worried

Belphegor is the first one he asks for help and not gonna lie Beel is kinda lost

Gathers all of his brothers in the living room to discuss their next steps

Lots of stress eating

Maybe you're with a friend? Maybe you're at RAD studying for the upcoming test next week? Or maybe...

No, Beel refuses to think that something might have happened to you, because he can't bear the thought of losing another loved one, another member of his family

Unlike the others he let's you stay at Solomon's for the night, because he doesn't wanna risk waking you up. You deserve the peace

Poor boy's gonna be so heartbroken after you tell him that you left, because you felt lonely so whenever he gets the feeling that it's happening again he sits by your side and just eats

Even if you have nothing to talk about he's still there

Belphegor

Another one who doesn't notice your absence, because surprise! He's taking a nap in the attic!

Has to be woken up by Beel and it takes some time for him to comprehend what his brother is saying to him

Please bear with him, his brain can't function right after waking up

Groans annoyed, because of the incompetence of his brothers

Like how can you loose an entire person?

Unlike the others he actually has a functioning brain cell and messages the residents of purgatory hall

If you're not here then you obviously must be with them

Has a mini heart attack when Simeon and Luke tell him that they haven't seen you

Then Solomon, that ass, sends him a picture with you two cuddling

Also leaves you be, because you deserve a break from all the chaos and because he's maybe to lazy to carry you all the way back home

Just like Beel he just stays by your side whenever he feels like you're again getting lonely

Like he simply falls down onto the bed or couch next to you with a blanket and a pillow

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Masterlist

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon x reader #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan x reader #obey me levi x reader #obey me leviathan #obey me satan x reader #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus x reader #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo x reader #obey me beelzebub x reader #obey me beel #obey me beel x reader #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie x reader #obey me belphegor x reader #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie

[uwumessenger]

random headcanons i have for each om! character teehee

hi it's been a while since ive posted some hcs bc uni has been kicking my a$$! luckily i only have a few papers to tidy up and im done. here r some hcs for each obey me character that ive accumulated over the past few months wink wonk

most are random but some constants you'll find are what i think they smell like, languages they can speak (other than their native (demon/angel) and eng/jp), and music tastes !

lucifer

i have a strong feeling that he showers twice a day: in the morning after waking up and at night before going to bed

his cologne is probably the type that will last in an elevator for like a week after he uses it once. i dont think this mf ever smells like anything other than his cologne

has a secret folder on his phone of semi-nudes and other scandalous pics from when he felt sexy at the time omg

aside from demon language/eng/jp he can speak french and knows latin

listens to classical stuff yea but he also listens to diavolos mixtapes (re: diavolo's section)

not a fan of sweets but will eat sweet things when craving

really bland sense of humor...borderline cringey 😭✋🏻

mammon

has gone to google images and searched for "inspirational quotes tumblr" "gold aesthetic tumblr" & "relatable crush post tumblr" then reposts it onto his socials or just taps thru them and giggles bc he relates

his cologne doesnt last as long as lucifers and probably smells common. he has to reapply a lot but it's a people pleasing smell. it's cheaper hence the constant reapplying

he probably does have an expensive bottle but is the type to totally overspray...eek

he is canonically a car guy 🥲 and probably tells the one in his room good morning & good night + kisses the hood every once in a while. has tons of car magazines

he doesnt really speak other languages but has attempted to learn spanish before

listens to whatever is on the radio. doesnt rly stan anyone but he eventually will listen to mc's playlist and mc's playlist ONLY

levi

lurks on mc's socials ALL THE TIMEEEE like he will rewatch ur stories and scroll thru ur feed and overanalyze ur tweets/rts or blog posts. if ur mc isnt the type to use sns much he still googles ur name all the damn time just to find any sites u might be on fjdjdjdjskks

probably streams on whatever youtube or twitch devildom site equivalent there is, but only has like 40 or so followers. which he is okay with!

until he sees someone else who gets more attention than him. then the envy starts kicking in bad. especially if they suck 🧍🏻‍♀️

classic gamer boy smell. you know, sweat, tears, must, and (sometimes) axe deodorant. lucifer has to do a scent check before he goes out to any event & lets him use his cologne. how sweet!

kpop stan!! more girl groups than anything and his ults are probably GIRLS GENERATION, wonder girls, twice, loona, & red velvet

cried when ioi disbanded and refused to leave his room. the only thing u could hear was downpour on loop at full blast

can also speak korean & communicate in echolocation like dolphins 😏

satan

listens to country music you cant change my mind

smells like whatever environment he is in. he doesnt really have a designated smell just throws some deodorant on and goes about his day.

he's sooooo bad at driving...gets road rage way too often so his license has been REVOKED

but hes totally a backseat driver. needs to be sedated on long trips

do not let him watch finding nemo when luke asks to watch it. it's not worth it. he will cause mass destruction.

if he was a human or lived long term in the human world he totally has the ability to be a doctor

is studying as many languages as possible, but he mostly knows latin & french & german etc etc. wants to learn all the dead languages out of curiousity

asmo

dont think this mf has ever held down a relationship. ever

he doesnt compromise much & is not willing to change his lifestyle to fit an s/o into it. you keep up with how he lives or it just isnt meant to be (but dont worry! he'll eventually learn...maybe,,,,)

has the hardest time out of everyone when it comes to breaking bad habits

his smell varies bc he uses a variety of perfumes (whatever is the most popular at the time) but he probably sticks to floral and fresh scents. he never uses generic people pleaser scents like mammon

listens to electropop, mainstream pop, & some alternative rock

as for languages he too knows french, spanish, italian, etc. in general, if it's a romance language he knows it!

opposite of lucifer in the sense where he loves sweets and will refrain from eating too many bitter things

i think we all know that asmo is the biggest rockstar of the group! he's probably been in a boy band at least once, but now he makes his own music

has tried to teach mammon how to sing once. ended up in a broken piano and bleeding ears...

beel

i feel like he is SO SHY

like unless ur close to him he will not start conversations or anything

i think he listens to r&b a lot ! and jazz 😎 maybe rock as well

smells like ur typical athlete with undertones of wet wipes. he carries them around bc he likes to clean his hands before he eats & is prepared for when theres no sink nearby

he can drive and he drives really well. no rough turns, parallel parks perfectly, and never has problems with merging

driving with beel is probably really soothing. left hand is steering the other is gripping ur thigh 😫

dont think hes really fluent in any other language but hes probably semi fluent in korean because levi wanted beel to help him out

definitely know how to order food in practically every language tho HAHAHA

belphie

he reminds me of randall from monsters inc

smells kinda musty IM SORRY but not the way levi does hes more like the kind of musty u feel or smell when it's a shitty morning

but that's only because hes so lazy, when he cleans up hes like satan

has definitely murdered multiple people before. mc is not the first 😐✋🏻

with that being said belphie has been put into prison at least twice when visiting the human world, the mf had such a strong hatred for humans theres no way he never got into trouble before

lucifer probably broke him out and they used the pen thingies from men in black to erase everyones memory of that 🙄

dont think he listens to anything other than music that'll put him to sleep. really likes lazy song by bruno mars but thinks that bruno mars put too much effort into the song. should have been one acapella verse and then finish

similar to beel hes only semi fluent in one language, probably french bc of lucifer. doesnt remember much but knows a couple of lullabies and bedtime stories

the sandman used to be his bff until they drifted. they do, however, like and comment on each other's sns posts.

diavolo

once he found out who nicki minaj was he became her #1 stan

def an ariana grande stan too 😌

choreographs dances when hes stressed...idk just seems like a diavolo thing to do

also makes rly bad soundcloud rap music sometimes. turns to poetry when hes feeling emo but only lucifer knows this. barbatos is suspicious of him but doesnt have enough evidence to confirm.

his dad is like hudson abadeer from adventure time aka marceline's dad? something must have influenced him to want to unite the 3 realms + he would need the approval to do so, so his dad must be more chill than all the others before him 🧍🏻‍♀️ IDK ok anyway

currently going through his hamilton phase bc of mc. whether mc's intent was to get him hooked onto it or just to explain it bc of something he saw online, he tells everyone that he found out abt it bc of mc!

this man cannot drive his skills are only second to jumin han

not too fond of many languages but knows the widely spoken ones like spanish, mandarin, etc. if it's taught in high school he knows it

smells like a las vegas casino. not sure why but i feel like he does. but there's also an interesting & nice smell to him if he embraces you. it's a smell you cant quite identify. but it smells nostalgic, it's mysterious, and it's tempting.

barbatos

very calm demeanor but underneath hes WILD hes probably done everything at least once oof

he just has a lot of control and stability over himself (must be nice!)

on a more angsty note i feel like he might have had his heartbroken sO BAD IDK he is hurting and maybe that's why hes so willing to obey diavolo and not abuse his time lord power thingies bc he learned his lesson the hard way

mans is so smart he knows every language you could switch languages mid conversation with him and he wouldnt be thrown off. he'd probably start speaking it too.

BUT HE SPEAKS VIET P E R F E C T L Y

listens to the same stuff as lucifer but also likes eminem. likes the movie 8 mile but criticized it heavily

have you ever been to a chinese herb shop? naturally, he smells like that. his room probably smells like it too. he doesnt really have a significant smell like some of the others

when he bakes he smells like whatever hes baking tho

one of the few out of everyone listed to have been able to travel to literally everywhere

solomon

was probably on kitchen nightmares once, but only to get feedback from chef gordon ramsay. then he used his magic to prevent the episode from airing...

was in an orchestra, one of the best times of his life. played the violin. asmo watched him in the audience once, but didnt approach him until well after that performance.

he CANNOT sing. he can, however, rap.

doesnt listen to music. he listens to podcasts! but every now and then he turns on background music, but prefers it to be instrumental stuff

never wears sunglasses. also does not have a driver's license. cannot drive a regular car. could maybe fly an airplane.

due to his immortality he has learned almost every language to exist, but finds himself speaking mandarin the most. knows most dialects too

similar smell to barbatos but u can also smell some sunscreen on him too. like, generic beach day suncreen

he has a lot of pact marks, so he once had the idea to match foundation to his skin. it took him two weeks but he eventually perfected a combination. yes he will help u find ur perfect shade if u ask him to

simeon

another country music man. has also made a tiktok or two to that one song that goes "he cant even bait a hook." they are private tho

angel country music exists and simeon invented it

if he visits the human world and wears more causal clothing he probably tucks his shirt into his pants

wears a speedo at the beach i tell u, speedo at the beach

he can speak german...i can feel it

uses his pointer finger to type and holds the phone like 2 inches away from his face so sometimes his nose will push a key hence all his typos

has no signature smell. he simply smells like your favorite scent all the time. if multiple people are around him at once, everyone smells a different smell. it's pretty rad

"what does he smell like to himself?" u may be asking. hmm...a church? 💀

luke

his first pet was a goldfish and a few months before the exchange program happened, he was given a koi pond!

secretly likes hanging out with levi sometimes just to play with henry. makes him miss his pet fish back home

so his favorite movie is probably finding nemo and he threw a fit when nemo touched the butt

luke is probably learning german bc of simeon, though he'd like to learn more of the dead languages just for fun

i dont think he listens to music often or has any preferences, he just listens to whatever is playing on the radio

but he finds himself listening to the music mc listens to

smells like freshly baked goods all the time. or fresh laundry. but like, not combined. just depends on the day

#i cant wait for finals to be over #HASHTAG TIME HCNDNDNSN SO MANY #obey me tingz #obey me #obey me! #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me headcanons #obey me! headcanons #om! headcanons #omswd #obey me imagines

[ready-to-obeyme]

Scenario: (Reverse AU) Game character MC is also the exchange student

for context here is the HC post I made with the [Reverse AU]

//hehe i’m pretty happy you all liked that post so much-- biggest uwus-- but tbh I had  really hard time trying to title this LMAO  

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Lucifer

Tries really hard to act cool with it-- he really does

The moment you are summoned into the Devildom he has to turn away and compose himself before giving his spiel/introduction about the exchange program, how it’s a year, how you’ll live in the House of Lamentation-- (oh fuck oh god you’re going to be LIVING with them?) 

On the outside he is composed

In fact he’d rather die than reveal to you that he’s not okay that you look AND act like the character he was deeply invested in the game

His brothers definitely know though, so any point he shows weakness they WILL pounce on it and tease him about it by hinting to you about your game-character look-alike

He doesn’t really seek your attention (like canon) mainly because he keeps getting nudged by Diavolo into interacting with you (“don’t they look familiar, lucifer?” and “why don’t you get to know the exchange student more, lucifer :^))))))”) 

In comparison to canon, probably treats you a lot nicer just by default-- coddling to the MAX (what can I say he plays favorites) 

Can’t bring it in him to really get mad, buys you gifts to leave at your door for your hard work as an exchange student-- but literally everyone else knows he’s spoiling you

anything cute you do KOs him and he has to compose himself with breathing exercise lmaooo 

Mammon

Basically this [post]

SIIIIIIIIMP

Considering the type of money he blew on the game, the fact that you’re real means that the money will now be pooled to you instead of game-character you 

When you got summoned and you called him over the phone, he legit thought it was a game call??? And was so confused because why did you mention Lucifer

When he comes and complains, he legit shuts up so quick when he sees you because (wheeze) is that-- is that really--

“Mammon, you’re going to take care of all their needs here during their stay--”

“NO PROBLEM” 

He’s so sweet towards you and takes his role to take care of all your needs very seriously

You’re craving something? He’s got it. You need to buy something? Say no more. Avatar of Greed is here for you baby

You have no clue why he’s being so nice to you, but you think he’s the nicest demon and person you’ve ever met

Like usual, protective over you and sticks by your side-- so really, has much changed? He’s been putty in your hands since the minute he laid eyes on you 

He’s not too careful about keeping the fact that you look like a game character though so when you ask him about it he freezes and stammers through an explanation (you think the game is funny though)

Levi

SIIIIIIIIIMP

Sees you and immediately freezes, turns around and goes back into his room to freak

It’s literally a dream come true?? To have a game/anime character be real????

Peeks and looks at you again to confirm your name, how you act, and what you look like

He’s the embodiment of “Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About for The Next Week.”

He makes fan cams of you alsdfkjaslfjksjf and admires you from a far for a while

He’s a little afraid to approach you because what if you don’t like him?

Kinda adorable when you approach him because he’s soooo shy 

Tries really hard so that you’ll like him-- not that he really NEEDS to because you’d like him even if he wasn’t extra sweet-- but he’s convinced he needs to bring his A-game at all times

Remember what he did during the otome game chapter? He’s your husbando, baby, and he made your bento with LOVE

Probably still plays the game for a while but honestly getting to know you organically is 100x better than seeing you through a screen

Is a Complete Mess whenever you do something cute or wear cosplay-- how do you breathe again???

Satan

The only one that’s not a mess that was highly invested into the game

He’s surprised-- of course-- when he sees you summoned in the Devildom because what a coincidence to see someone look exactly like his favorite character in the game

Then you acted exactly like the character and had the same name and he had to take a little breather because his heart was beating so fast (be cool, Satan)

Legit wants to throw hands with Lucifer there and then when he gets a roast-y introduction from him 

Spends the rest of his time from then on being courteous and sweet and trying to make the best impression possible without being too extra (lookin’ at his other brothers cough)

Invites you to places and hang out with him like in canon and treats you normally best

Gets you gifts that he knew your game character liked in-game just to test to see if you really are like the character

Becomes a little secret experiment for him to see what the similarities are and if there are any differences because it’s honestly just really funny for him to see how alike the two of you are (and if Simeon is behind it just like how he is with TSL) 

He’s all chill until you dress up in cat-ears for some school event and he can’t even look at you without getting heart palpitations

Asmodeus

“Ohhhhh wow!! You know, you look suuuuper similar to this one character--”

Has absolutely no qualms with revealing that you look like a character in a game he plays and gushing about you and the character

tbh ofc he’s the only brother who has the finesse to make this revelation casual and no-big-deal because he wasn’t very invested in the game but he played the game enough to have you as a favorite

Right from the get-go is very friendly towards you and wants to get to know you better

He wasn’t very invested into the game in the first place, but you BET he’s gonna drag you to his room to dress you in cute clothing

He can’t unlock all of the game-costumes or your cute cards, but having you give him a mini fashion show is way easier and a lot better in his opinion

And the fact that you’re real and he can touch you? Ugh, say no more

He’s a very tactile, touchy person so being able to hug you and give you affection is making this 100x better than just gushing about game-character you 

You are on his Devlilgram ALL the time-- and takes a bunch of pics with the two of you together in all the possible poses and filters he can find; he can’t get enough of you!

Beelzebub

Considering how little he invested into the game, he probably doesn’t even realize the similarities between you and the game-character you for a long time

His brothers probably have to bring it up for him to realize

“Beel, don’t you think they look exactly like the game character?”

“...............oh.”

He probably starts asking questions about you just to check if you really are the game character that everyone is talking about

You don’t even know why he’s asking you what your favorite food is or what is your opinion on summer festivals-- but you feel kinda happy because he’s asking so much about you

Does eventually tell you about the game and seriously talks to you about you being a game character but that he’s liked you regardless anyways 

Honestly… doesn’t treat you that differently ngl he was already sweet to you from the beginning (after he, you know, gets over his food getting eaten)

Belphegor

He’s REALLY confused when he sees you as the exchange student

Thinks he’s still asleep and dreaming for a hot second because there’s no way that his favorite game character would actually manifest in reality 

Then you talk to him and he’s like “..................oh.” (twinssss)

Lowkey gets more invested into the game after seeing you because if that’s not a sign he’s going to get the next UR he doesn’t know WHAT is

Definitely asks you if you can dance (yknow for the dance battles)

A little shy at first, mainly because he doesn’t know how to react, but once he warms up to you, treats you as normal

This is all assuming he is NOT IN THE ATTIC

If he IS STUCK IN THE ATTIC, the first time he sees you walk up the attic andn find him is like a fever dream and he thought he just manifested you because he was desperate 

A little paranoid that this is just a hallucination or a trick of his mind-- because go figure he’d go insane being stuck in the attic and being addicted to this game 

Definitely soften his tone when talking to you and a little weirded out that you’re the exchange student

You have a high chance of NOT dying by his hands because he has a soft spot for you and getting to know you :)

#obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me reverse au

[grimoire-of-seven]

I have a crush on you

PROMPT :: “I have a crush on you..”

Rating: SFW

Words: 350-450 per character

Characters: Demon brothers + MC/Gender-Neutral Reader

Note: Thank you for the request! Although you didn’t specify which character, I took it upon myself to write for all of the demon brothers! It’s a little long so please continue reading under the cut!

LUCIFER

You stood your ground before him, eyes determined to express all these pent up emotions into words. When you arrived at the student council office, Lucifer was busy with several of the student council papers but insisted that he is listening to you.

“Lucifer,” You called out to the black-haired demon infront of you, hands clutching your Devildom Law book for courage, “I have a crush on you.”

“Hmm, yes,” He nodded his head almost automatically, his focus towards the papers unwavering, “You can put your term paper draft on my desk. I shall attend to that shortly after I finish this–”

“I said, ‘I have a crush on you’, Lucifer.” You repeated with a louder and much more resolute voice.

With that, his hands stopped mid-way through putting down one of the stacks. He directed his attention towards you, there was no semblance of an expression in his visage aside from its usual stoicism.

After that one second of shock, Lucifer then smiled at you with… was that pity or sadness in his– “…take that away.”

You gasped his statement, appalled that he dares to tell you how to deal with your feelings. You finally gathered the courage to tell him and he’s telling you to ‘take it away’?!

Within an instant, you made your way to his table and slammed your hand at his desk, “Now, listen here, you little shi–”

Wha-?!

He pulled your necktie with enough force that had you reeling towards him, the tips of your noses barely missing a millimeter.

“I’m just teasing.” He chuckled in delight, those piercing dark eyes staring at yours with such intensity that made your knees weak like jelly. “Time and time again, you amaze me with your honesty.”

Goosebumps trailed your arms as Lucifer’s hand caressed your cheek delicately. If he comes any closer, you’re most certain that he’ll hear the embarrassingly fast beating of your heart. “I like that.”

 MAMMON

“Plus four!” Mammon exclaimed in glee, slamming the card in the low coffee table. Before reaching to the deck for four more cards, the white-haired demon stopped you in your tracks and placed yet another identical card, “Another plus four! I change the cards to blue!”

“You can’t stack plus four cards! UNO tweeted that before–”

“We’re using local rules here, dummy, get with the program!” He smugly replied, smirking at you as you reach for eight cards. “Taste my reverse card!”

“Yikes,” You sighed at his beaming energy of mischief, placing a blue card down, “You sure play dirty…”

“I get to ask ya one truth or a dare if I win!” Mammon nodded eagerly at your words as if it’s a compliment to him. He removed another blue card from his deck and exclaimed, “UNO!”

“Greedy… you’re too greedy for victory.” You changed the colour of the cards to yellow in high hopes that his last card isn’t the same.

Please don’t be yellow–

“Got’cha!” Damn.

“Truth or dare?” He asked excitedly with the energy of a toddler on a sugar-high.

He would definitely ask something very private and embarrassing if you chose truth, given that he’s animatedly eager to get you to lose this round. With that in mind, you chose the lesser evil, “Dare.”

“I dare you to tell the truth!”

This stupid idiot… You sighed and nodded, “Fine. But give me the cards, I’ll shuffle it this time.”

“Who are you interested among the seven of us brothers?”

Ah, so that’s what this is. You chuckled, his earlier demeanor making much more sense with his ‘dare’. “No wonder you’re pumped up when I said we should higher the stakes.”

“Ya didn’t wanna bet money!”

“It’s an UNO game, man.”

“So, who is it?” He asked, leaning back to his sofa with crossed-arms as he waited for you to hand him his set of cards, “Maybe if you slide in some cash, I can help you get–”

“He’s quite cute.” You began, taking a card as a starter and waiting for Mammon to put down his first.

“Oh? So that counts out Asmo since he’d beautiful!”

“He makes me laugh a lot.” You smiled, “Reverse card, reverse card, plus four, change colour to yellow.”

“GAH! I don’t have any yellow!!!” Mammon twisted from his seat at the realization of his misfortune, seeing that you only have three cards remaining in your hand. “That can’t be Levi or Lucifer or Satan! Those guys would choke if they’re asked to share a joke. So, it’s either Beel or Belphie, huh!”

You shook your head at his words, placing down another card, “I have a crush on you, Mammon.”

“Wh–” He looked up at you with wide-eyes, “No! Q-Quit playin’ dirty! I ain’t fallin’ for that.”

“Reverse card, UNO,” You stared back at him, eyes never leaving his as you placed your last cards, “I win.”

LEVIATHAN

What does Ruri-chan have that you don’t?

Dejectedly wiping the said figurine with a damp towel, you asked that question to yourself.

You were summoned at Levi’s room earlier that day for some ‘important friend training’ to be facilitated by the purple-haired demon himself… only to find out that he’s cleaning his figures and needed a few more hands on deck.

Why does he like Ruri-chan so much? She’s a fictional character, for god’s sake!

“Hey, Levi,” You started, looking up from your task, “If I say I have a crush on you, what would you do?”

The man in question stared at you for a moment before erupting into a boisterous laughter. “LMFAO,” he spelled in glee, hands waving off your statement as if it’s a mere jest, “That’s the funniest joke I have ever heard from you in a long while lolol.”

“Take this seriously, Levi!” You wrung the damp towel in annoyance and weaponized it against your companion, hitting him by the leg with enough force to have him yelp in pain.

“OW, TF you doing? That hurts!” He rubbed his leg in attempt to stave off the stinging feeling, only to realize your reaction to his answer, “Wait, that wasn’t a joke?”

“Do I look like-?!”

“WTF!? That’s a horrible decision!” Levi exclaimed in disbelief, his eyes scanning your expression for some sort of… mischief in your eyes or a slightly wolfish grin.

But all he saw was that you were genuinely serious - about him and your feelings for him.  

“Why?” He breathed out the question, his head thinking of the times when you must’ve raised his intimacy close enough for you to drop that confession bomb on him, “Compared to Lucifer and Asmo, I’m not even the most handsome or popular character in this–”

“We’re not in a game.”

Levi went silent at your words.

Have you done it? Is this finally friendship over?

Panic began rising up your chest as he sat still, unmoving from his position. Before you can speak, he looked at you with a hopeful spark in his expression, “Then… does that mean I can like the main character, too?”

SATAN

Satan had offered to walk home with you together after hearing that Solomon is graciously tutoring you for certain RAD subjects – those that doesn’t exist in the human world. The blonde demon insisted that he doesn’t mind waiting for you given that there are still some things he has to do for the student council.

‘It sounds like an after-school date’, Solomon grinned at you before leaving. You swear, he’s got some sort of voodoo magic radar for your emotions.

Removing the thought of Solomon’s jests before you blush too hard, you thought of confessing to Satan before a certain someone runs his mouth about it. Should you…?

Yeah, it’s better to hear it from you than someone else – namely Solomon.

“Hey, Satan, I have a crush on you.” You told him, as casually as you can without breaking voice.

He stopped in his tracks, looking at you with disbelief. Satan opened his mouth to speak but stopped, taking a moment to think about his words, then simply asked, “Why…?”

Eh? “W-What do you mean ‘why’?”

You couldn’t really answer that. You’ve asked yourself a hundred times why you fell for a demon, the actual personification of Wrath itself, yet you can’t seem to find an answer for yourself. At least, you had no answers aside from… “I just really like you, Satan.”

He continued walking, you can feel the gears of his head turning as he oversees the situation in its logical perspective, “I’m a demon and you’re a human, need I remind you?”

That felt a pang on your chest, hearing him say it even though you are well aware of the fact.

Taking a deep breath to muster up the courage, you asked him for his final verdict, “So, you’re saying you don’t like me back?”

“Yes–!” He answered automatically, but then almost immediately denied, “Well, no.”

Huh. That’s quite confusing.

“I like you, too,” Satan smiled at you for a moment, “But things will be complicated if we think about this logically.”

Scratching the back of your head at his words, you couldn’t help yourself in saying, “When did love become a logical thing, though?”

He blushed at your words, hastening his walking speed to stop you from further seeing his reddened face, “S-Stop being too c-cute! I’m not lending you any more romance novels if you keep being so adorable!”

ASMODEUS

Asmodeus held your hand as if it was the most fragile thing in the world. With great precision, he coated your nails with an even layer of nail polish to match his wonderfully manicured ones.

People adore Asmodeus’ natural charm. What can you say? He’s absolutely flawless and drop-dead gorgeous.

Just thinking about the way his eyes sparkle at the news of Jeffrey Star’s new palette collection. The way he speaks excitedly whenever Prada presents their new line of designer bags. Hell, even talking about hand cream is a treat in itself whenever Asmodeus does it.

Look at you, absolutely whipped for this man and his undeniable charm.

He insists that you’re immune to his beauty yet you’re still attracted to him. It’s unfair to be this handsomely beautiful.

“Asmo, I think I have a crush on you.” You spouted out randomly, feeling his soft warm hands against yours.

“Of course, you do~” He replies as a matter-of-factly, “Everyone lusts over my magnificent–”

“I’m serious, Asmo.” You cut him off from his usual sugar-sweet line, “I like you.”

“Alright, humour me, love,” He put aside the nail polish and intertwined his hands in yours, his face closing towards yours dangerously, “If I accept your confession and we become a couple, what would you like to do with me…?”

With heated cheeks, you opened your mouth to speak but he sensually placed an index finger by your lips, he whispered with that hedonistic tone of his, “In private, that is…”

In private?! Gosh, he’s asking for a lot!

Suddenly feeling parched, you gulp at the thought of what you wanted out of him if he ever accepts you as a partner. Eyes flitting anywhere except towards his, you tried your best to hold your trembling body before him - backing down now might show your lack of conviction towards him, after all.

You mumbled softly, hoping that he can hear you through your closeness, “…ds with you.”

“Tsk tsk,” The peach-haired demon grinned as he clicked his tongue, “I can’t hear you with such a silent voice. You can do better than that~”

“M-Maybe hold h-hands with you… or c-cuddle if y-you want.” You repeated a bit more audibly, your blush deepening by the second, “I-It’d be fun to go o-on a café w-with just the two of us, too.”

“KYAAA~! That’s so wholesome and adorable!!!” Asmodeus squealed in delight at your answer, throwing himself at you in a tight embrace, “Alright, I’ll be your boyfriend and we’ll do all those together~! This is so exciting!”

“No!!! Asmo, my nails!”

BEELZEBUB

From whatever ‘reliable’ and expensive source you’ve heard [definitely not Mammon], Beel apparently loves a certain sandwich menu from Hell’s Kitchen. Unfamiliar with Devildom’s cuisine and Hell’s Kitchen’s menu, you were faced with a dilemma.

The question would be… which one of the three sandwiches in the menu he likes most?

This frustrating situation made you want to curse Mammon for scamming your 100Grimm with this useless piece of information. Sighing at the thought of having to buy all three just for good measure, you saw the Avatar of Gluttony himself walking pass the restaurant.

“Beel!” You exclaimed to get his attention, waving at the tall ginger-haired demon as he looked towards your general direction, “I have a question for you!”

He greeted you with that heart-melting smile of his, eager to answer any inquiries from you. You whisked him away from the street and into the shop, asking, “Which of the sandwiches in the menu do you like most?”

“What for?”

“Just answer the question, please~”

“The one with the tartare and cheese…” He replied, eyes dreamy at the menu board, most possibly captivated by the memory of having such a treat. Beel snapped from his reverie, explaining to you why it’s his most favoured, “It’s like your human food ‘cheeseburger’!”

You nodded and ordered the exact sandwich for him, much to his surprise.

It’s like a date! You inwardly screamed, mentally giving yourself a high-five for taking advantage of this sweet opportunity.

“Let’s split up the sandwich, as thank you for buying me food…”

How sweet! The thought made you want to curl up in the floor and cry in happiness, but resisted, “Come on, let me treat you once in a while!”

You both took a seat on the less conspicuous booths of the store. As Beel ate with glee, you chatted him up, content at the moment both of you were sharing.

“Why’d you *munch* even buy me food?”

“I like you!” You answered without a sliver of a doubt, carried too much at the connection you were sharing at the time. Blinking once… twice, you realized what you’ve done.

Well, fu–

“This food sure is great,” Beel avoided looking at you and continued eating, his face noticeably red from his blushing cheeks.

Groaning in defeat, you buried your face in your hands. It’d be rude to suddenly take back what you’ve said. Stupid me, stupid, stupid–

“I thought I’m hearing things because I’m still hungry.” The ginger-haired demon explained, his hands taking yours and peeling them off from your heated face, “You’re like this sandwich, you know that?”

“W-What…?”

“It’s my favourite, just as you’re my favourite person to be with!”

BELPHEGOR

You stared at Belphegor’s sleeping face, so peaceful and at ease.

It’s hard to think of him as a demon when he’s especially languid like this.

He had invited you to watch a movie that Levi suggested, only to doze off within fifteen minutes of the production, his head perfectly placed by your lap. Deciding that the Avatar of Sloth would rather sleep than watch, you let him sleep to his heart’s content.

The moment the movie ended, you didn’t notice that your lap had fallen asleep with him. Great.

You poked his cheek, seeing if he’ll wake up. “Belphie~” You cooed, “Belphie, wake up… My thighs has fallen asleep with you~”

“Fiv.. m’nutes…” He stirred, making himself much more comfortable on your lap and on the sofa.

“What am I gonna do with you?” You sighed in affection, smiling at his sleeping visage. Similar to Belphegor, you also made yourself comfortable on the sofa despite the stinging feeling by your thighs, “Alright, five more minutes, but only because I like you.”

To your surprise, Belphie spoke again, “Say that again.”

“I said you can have five more minutes, Belphie.”

“No, the second part…”

He heard that?!

You gulped, eyes avoiding his as you slowly repeated, “B-B… Because I like you.”

The raven-haired demon closed his eyes once, turning away from you, “I must be dreaming.” And within seconds, he has fallen asleep again just like that.

“No, Belphie, don’t sleep!” You stood up at his reaction to such an important confession, only to remember that he was formerly sleeping on your lap.

WHOOPS.

“Ow,” He rubbed his head after being unceremoniously thrown out of the sofa, sitting up groggily from all of the commotion, “Okay, so it’s not a dream.”

You sat beside him on the floor and rubbed his head as well, apologizing for it, “Why would think that, though?”

He looked away with a blush, “Because it’s too good to be true…”

#obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me shall we date #obey me game #obey me! #<1k #romance #fluff #headcanons #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #gender neutral reader #mod lee

[beelzebuddy-catan]

#obey me #obey me memes #obey me incorrect quotes #jabber #obey me twitter #tweets from the devildom #obey me mc #obey me levi #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me raphael #obey me asmo #obey me Beel

[insect-empire]

Love and Care Archive~

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Tweet: Everyone is catching colds in the Devildom. Who will stay by your side? Check out the Moving Pictures, and let his kindness touch your heart.

"Love and Care" has been released and added to Nightmare!

#Obeyme #obeymemasters #obeymejp #SWD #otome #game

Love and Care was available from 4/15/2021 through 4/28/2021.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #nightmare archive #love and care #ur+ card #ssr card #asmodeus obey me #asmodeus swd #asmodeus #belphegor obey me #belphegor swd #belphegor #barbatos obey me #barbatos swd #barbatos

[asexual-levia-tan]

wait okay one more thing before i leave to wash dishes

dia knows that the entire devildom is under threat from this legendary cold snap but no one mentioned anything about like. demon-tweeting the cure that they discovered or something

mr crown prince who makes decisions to better the many despite the consequences for the one (even if that one is him sometimes) what are you doing--

#wwaffles bein' an idiot #wwaffles plays o.m #not to mention this is a legendary phenomenon know one had info on so? making this discovery is kinda huge? #like levi had to search real hard to find just that one hint and yet

[thegayofdevildom]

Ok what about an MC who wants to go out to protest for BLM and begs Diavolo to go? How would the boys react? 🥺

Lucifer:

He’s mostly going because Diavolo decided to make this a mandatory trip.

Then he learns what people are protesting for and this lad is grabbing the nearest sign

(This sorta reminds him of his rebellion against his father and he’s angry that humans would hurt each other like that)

You buy him a pin in his colors and he wears it proudly, (he loves you so much and he supports your stand)

Mammon:

To make this clear, if your going to protest then he’s protesting

Your his human and you aren’t leaving his side no matter what

Shows off his black lives matter shirt that you got him proudly

(Look what his human got him bet your all jealous)

(He tries to sell poorly made tshirts and pins with BLM on it, your quick to put a stop to it)

Leviathan:

He doesn’t want you to go! Your going to be surrounded by normies and away from him!

When you explain the protest to him he goes quite

You could tell he’s processing the information but he’s still not quite getting it

You have to link it back to an anime for him, and boy when you do this man is both telling you to go but also trying to get you to stay with him in the devildom

You may be a normie but your his normie and he doesn’t want you away from him

He makes sure to spread the news of the protest all over devilgram and is tweeting about it

Shows his support by wearing Black lives Matter pins on his jacket.

Satan:

He’s absolute nerd is excited to go, humans protesting for their rights sign him the fuck up!!!!

If the protest turns violent this man is either getting you away from the fighting or if your up for it and close to him he is also wreaking havoc

This dork reads up about the protest and how it started and tries to impress you with his knowledge (nerd)

Asmodeus:

He prepares an entire outfit for you, something that makes you look cute but also comfy enough that you can run in,in case the protest turns violent

He is recording the entire protest and if a cop tries to do anything, this beautiful man is charming then into pacisfism.

He paints both his nails and your nails so that they match and they have the words BLM on each nail

Matching protest couple outfits, this man is on it!!!

Beelzebub:

Hes both excited to go but hes also worried

As soon as you go to the protest he’s holding your hand to make sure that your don’t get lost.

No one tries to pull anything with the resident gentle giant next to you

Belphegor:

He’s hesitant at first....but that’s mostly because it’s loud and there’s going to be a lot of people

You manage to get him to wear a shirt and he just clings to you

This man falls asleep on your shoulder so you sorta have to carry him while your protesting

You both leave the protest after about an hour and a half, the sloth avatar supports you and what your protesting but the boy is tired and wants to curl up in your bed.

Diavolo:

This dork of a man is all for it!

As soon as you bring up protesting in the human world he’s already packing his bags.

This absolute dork buys as much stuff as he can, a flag that says Black Lives Matter you can bet your entire soul that he’s buying it

Is both fascinated and angered by humanity.

Cop tries to do something or a racist person makes a comment. This man will glare them into submission

#obey me! #obey me! leviathan #obey me! belphegor #obey me! beelzebub #obey me! asmodeus #obey me! satan #obey me! mammon #obey me! lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me headcanons

[maryb121813]

Not the Only one

Chapter 2

The demon ruler stood in all his utter glory, wearing his red RAD uniform, bright red hair and just as bright toothy smile. Behind him was his trusty servant, Barbatos, who was also in his RAD uniform.

"Welcome back, Ellie. " Diavolo said again, his smile seems to have grown wider.

Ellie just stared at the enigma that was the demon lord, her face showed no emotion as she waited for something other than a greeting from his mouth. His smile started to falter as she sat there, not doing or saying anything.

"Why aren't you happy and jumping around?" He asked.

"Oh I don't know, maybe it could be the fact that the email I received says I would return in two weeks not as soon as I open it." She glowered as she crossed her arms.

Diavolo gave her a quizzical look. "What do you mean? I told Barbatos the reply to you two weeks ago. I was fetching you today." He sounded earnest.

They both looked towards the rascally demon. "My apologies, sir. I must've forgotten about the email and sent it a while ago." He didn't look too apologetic with his innocent smile.

Both Ellie and Diavolo knew Barbatos, he didn't forget, he was too meticulous. So he did it for fun, just to catch her unaware. Ellie shook her head and stood up from the floor, "Well it doesn't matter now, but I didn't prepare anything for this trip so this," she gestures to her fleece pajamas, "is all I have to wear."

Diavolo moved his hand to stroke his chin with his forefinger, "That is a conundrum. Barbatos?" he fully turn towards the demon servant.

"Already taken care off my Lord. There's a full wardrobe of new clothes and her original RAD school uniform." he said with a slight bow.

"Excellent Barbatos, I knew you would have everything prepared," he laughed heartily.

"Wait? My RAD uniform? But I'm only staying for a few days, aren't I?"

"You didn't fully read the email, did you?: asked Barbatos.

Ellie quickly lifted her D.D.D. to her face and read through the whole email. At the bottom, in almost tiny print was how long her stay was. Her device nearly slips from her hands. "A month? Why a full month? And what the hell am I gonna do for a full month?" she nearly screeched.

"We'll send you back at the next New Moon in the human realm and you'll be Lucifer and my assistant. You know what it's like here in Devildom and you can be a big help to Lucifer and myself. Plus you'll be able to stop the brothers from squabbling over everything. Oh." Diavolo took a couple steps towards Ellie and plucked the D.D.D. from her hands, "Boys, I know you're there."

Ellie's face flushed. She totally forgot she was on the phone with Levi, Asmo, Beel and Belphie. She could hear them whispering back and forth on who should answer first. Ultimately it was Asmo.

"Yes, Lord Diavolo dear?" he nearly sang.

"I want you guys the keep this secret until tomorrow. This is suppose to be a surprise for everyone and I would like to see Lucifer's reaction tomorrow morning. Can you do that for me?" he asked sweetly.

"Yes, Sir, Diavolo, Sir!" Asmo tweeted.

"Good, now get some rest. You wouldn't want to miss Ellie tomorrow morning by sleeping in now, would you?"

"Wait, so Ellie isn't coming to the House of Lamentation?" asked Levi.

"Nope, she'll be staying in my castle. Now goodnight boys, Ellie needs to sleep." He ended the call before any of the guys could ask more questions and handed back her device. "Now Barbatos and I will take you back to the castle and show you to your room that you will be staying in." he turned and started walking out of the student council room will Barbatos right behind him.

Ellie didn't like where this was going but she didn't have a choice. She followed the two demons out. As she stepped outside, it felt like she was whole again. The eternal night sky glittered above her, she closed her eyes and just enjoyed being back in the one place she knew she belonged.

"Ahem," Her eyes snapped open at someone clearing their throat and there stood Barbatos. She must've fallen too far behind if he had to come fetch her.

Her cheeks flushed at the slight embarrassment, "Sorry."

He nodded and motioned with his hand the direction she was supposed to be following Diavolo and scurried off to catch up to him with Barbatos trailing behind her.

Once they reached the castle, she stood in awe of it's glory. One would think she would be use to it considering how many times she's been there with the Avatars of Sin, but she was still amazed at the sheer size of the building and all of the mystical objects it held.

"Right this way Ellie." Said Barbatos from the entrance.

She jogged to keep up with the long legged men. As she caught up yet again, Diavolo was rambling on about the school and how great it was going and how they have expanded the exchange program to let in more humans and angels. Ellie figured it was maybe 3 or 4 more people then the original 2 and 2. He also mentioned how stressed out Lucifer seemed to be as of late and he hoped that she would take some of the work loud off of his plate.

"Yeah, right. Like Lucifer would let me touch his paperwork." she thought to herself.

"Ah, here we are. The lovely suite you'll be staying in." Said Diavolo.

They finally stopped at a door that had an unusual design carved into the wood. When Diavolo pushed it open, she could hardly believe her eyes. It was just like a a small apartment with a sitting area, a small kitchen, a restroom, and a bedroom. Ellie started exploring the suite and became fully aware that it was definitely designed by a king. The sitting area had a sectional that was covered in fluffy pillows and plush blankets. The kitchen was stocked with all the cookware and the best ingredients any chef would want. The bathroom had a hot tub like bathtub and the cabinets were full of beauty products that Asmo would kill for. She opened the door leading to the bedroom and nearly gasped as the size of the bed. It was big enough to have all seven brothers and her sleep on it together and still have room to spare.

Ellie turned to the demon Lord who had a smug smile on his face, "I take it that the room is to your liking?" He asked.

All she could do was nod, she had no words. Her mind was stuck on the fact that he did way too much for her and she felt touched by it.

"That's wonderful. Someone will escort you to the Academy in the morning, please be ready for when they do." He was about to walk away when Ellie was able to find her voice.

"Wait!" He looked at her, "why couldn't I stay at the House of Lamentation?" She finally asked.

He gave her a sad smile, "Another student is housed there." And he walked away, leaving her to her own devices.

#swd mammon #swd obey me #cheating

[cherry-flavoured-thot]

Okay hear me out.. we've all heard about cryptid summoner, but what about cryptid Obey Me! MC? The chaos they would create in the Devildom would be absolutely massive

this got out of hand FAST it’s under the cut because these hcs be long

-Okay but Cryptid! MC who literally does not blink an eye when Lucifer starts making threats and instead just smiles at him, inviting him to do so. It would get on his nerves so much but would also make him go to Diavolo and ask:

“Are we sure that’s a human?”

“They look rather human and smell rather human to me, why do you suspect otherwise?”

“I’m not entirely sure there’s just something that’s... off.” 

-Diavolo writes it all off as human quirks and a passionate human learning about their culture. MC starts speaking in a dialogue so ancient that some of the brothers don’t even recognize it but Diavolo just laughs and praises them for keeping up with their history. 

-Satan says that the language isn’t even taught in curriculum and information about it can only be found in rare ancient texts. Diavolo writes it off as extra reading, everyone else is HIGHLY suspicious. 

-Mammon and Cryptid! MC get up to all sorts of dumb shit together, because one of them doesn’t fear Lucifer’s wrath or mortality while the other knows they have a human shield. They do a lot of treasure hunting and it slightly weirds Mammon out that they know so many secret treasure spots, but he doesn’t say anything because all of that Grimm is the most beautiful sight he’s seen. 

-But also he does notice that strange artifacts and objects that MC grabs and takes back with them and some of the answers he’s received about what these things do are slightly unsettling. 

“What that book do?”

“It’s actually a summoning text once invoked will release an ungodly horror that’s been locked away for centuries.”

“W- what? You’re joking, right? MC don’t walk away from me! Tell me you’re joking!” 

-Some of the other brothers have actually tagged along on these treasure hunts because they refuse to believe Mammon about some of the weird shit MC does on these little expeditions. When they all find out that he wasn’t lying they all have varying reactions. 

-Levi starts tweeting about some of the more iconic weird moments: “LOLOL Mammon accidentally released an evil spirit and MC scared it back into it’s jar by yelling at it.” He also tweets about other things MC does: “Lucifer told MC he would punish them and they told him to do it pussy HAHAHA.” 

-Asmo is almost certain that humans aren’t meant to act like that but he finds their strange little quirks surprisingly endearing, also would love to hear them speak to him an ancient dialect he’d be all like “dirty talk me in ancient dialect MC,” and then they’d respond with:

“d̶̢̨̛̖͚̰͔̠̯̫̬͎͉̲̝͙̙̦̟͑̊͗̈́̀͆̍̆͗̃̓͆̀̏̎̑̇͂́͆̓̕͠ͅu̷̡̺̻͚̹̠̠͛̍͆̌̓̓̚̚͘m̸͉̞̜̱̟̗̯̜̖̜̒̉́̿͒͛͂͋̀̉̏͒̊̄̄͋̾̈͆̂͘͝͝ ̶̳̤̘̠̳̬͍͚̙̞͚̎̿̀̈́̑̔͒̒̃͂̀͂́̍̓̔̔̆̀̆͠͠͝n̸̛̻̰̣͉̩̟̬̈́̉̉̐̉̕͜͝ͅi̸̧̧̨̨̡̧̛̼̥̻̲̮̝̺̳̬̽̓͌̑̉̾̔̀̚͜͜͝͝ ̷̡̧̨̛̟͍̬̱̮̲͈̻̝͌̆̇̆̀͛̂͌̌͝ṕ̸̧̛̞̟̤̱̳̩̺̎̋̍̂̊̎́̒͌̿̌͑͊̃̕̚͜͠u̵̧͈̱̠͚̹̰̯̱̗͖̐̇̇̇̉̐̓́̔͆͊̕̕͜͜͝ͅ ̴̢̼̘͈̞̞͔͈̺̗͖̜̦̳̲͈͙̭̳͖̦͓̓̏̽́̉͆̄̂̽̾̐̉̊̏̎̚͠͝d̵̡̛̯̰͓͖̮̑͒̄̋̔̃n̸̨̨̘̪̰̤͚̦̰̻̖̫̣͎̹̼̯̗͎̹͂͂͒͘͜ḛ̶̡̧̡̧̹͓̙̞͙̺̩͍̭̺̙̥̮͈͔͖̆̾̾̓̈̀̏̈͗͆̌́́͋͋̕̕̚͜͝͝͝͝͝ ̷̧͙͈̻̪̜̪͚͔̲̟̭̦̰͉̲̞̼͔̞͚͛̏̇̈́̀͌͌̌̄̔̐̓̂́̇̐͒͌̿͌̓̀̕̚ͅs̵̨̡̢̘̯̻̱̫̣̪͇̫͎̭͍̺͔̲̦̫͔͚͈̪͂́͋͜ę̷̱͓̞̳̫̖͔͉̦̽͋́͛͂̿̎́͑̋̋̋̒̎͆̌̒̄̏̚͝͝͝ş̴̝̩̹͓̥̖̣̮̟̟̦̲̪͌̈́͆̌̌̃͐̄͘͠͝p̶̛̫̘̞͋͋͂̐̉̇̈́͋̇͛͐̀̑̓̀̒̑͌̓̕͘ơ̵̡̛̜͎̣̝̟͍̞̗̪̲̟̒͒̈́͑́̇͊̒̄͛̒̀͝ȑ̷̦́̿̿̐̎̽̌̐̊̇͌͂̆̃͒̕͘̚͠͝͝͝͠c̶̦̜̤̭̑͜ͅ ̸̛̬̖̟͓̞̺͙̋̃̿͗̈́̄̒͗̍͌̇͑̾̂̈́͆̇̉͒̔̏́̀͘

-Beel gets lowkey concerned for MC safety, despite all the craziness he doesn’t want them to get hurt, he’d be trying to tell them to stop making Lucifer angry before he actually does kill them and they’d just smile and give him like 200 cheeseburgers that no one knows how they acquired. 

-Satan wants to know where they got all this knowledge from and how they seen to know as much as him, a being that his lived longer than a few generations of humans. If they’re evasive he’s going to get annoyed really fast but if they start sharing their knowledge with him, they’ll be fast friends. 

-Belphie likes this little shit, they constantly piss off Lucifer and seem to use his loyalty to get right under his skin like a true Lucifer-Anti. He does notice that sometimes they just straight up disappear with Mammon and the weird collection of cursed things they’re hoarding under their bed. 

Not that he really cares, MC gives Beel food and let him sleep. He doesn’t need anything else. 

#lucifer #obey me lucifer #mammon #obey me mammon #leviathan #obey me leviathan #asmodeous #obey me asmodeus #beelzebub #obey me beelzebub #satan #obey me satan #belphegor #obey me belphegor #headcanons #cryptid mc #my writing tag