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bokutosmochi · 2 years

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random miya atsumu headcannons

what's it? general

allergen warning/s? mentions of drinking

sugar level? 0.8k

regulars? @hanayanetwork

♧ one of those people that has wake up alarms set every five minutes (5:30am, 5:35am, 5:40am) because he doesn't get up at the first alarm. you realize why osamu is so annoyed with him.

♧ two words: retail therapy. whenever this man gets stressed, he will spend his entire savings account jk, man is rich-rich on random things that catches his eye, ranging from clothes he'll probably never use, useless trinklets, and albums from bands he doesn't listen to.

♧ goes to the same restaurant he goes to every single day and stares at the menu for ten minutes as if he's planning to try something new before deciding on getting the meal he always gets. the only time this changes is when he goes to onigiri miya because he knows how good his brother's cooking is and he doesn't want to miss out on anything. in that case, he tries everything that's on the menu.

♧ cherishes whenever someone, usually a fan awes at his hair or fantasizes about running their hands through it because god and literally anyone in his life knows it is CRISPY. he has been dying and bleaching it since he was sixteen and his hair is NOT OKAY 💀💀 ignorance is bliss though so whenever someone tags him on twitter thirsting about how his hair would look better with their hands in it, he doesn't say a word.

♧ doesn't know how to whistle and (spit) launch watermelon seeds. atsumu is a man talented beyond belief, but alas, he cannot have everything. he always gets teased by his brother for the former, and his high school friends for the latter. one of his clearest memories were the volleyball summer training camps he, along with his team, had to attend during his high school days. upon learning he can't shoot watermelon seeds, all his friends started a watermelon seed war, leaving atsumu vulnerable and pouting in the corner since he could do nothing but pout, dodge, and try some more, only to fail. it's magic, he's convinced.

♧ i feel like his transition from his high school hairstyle to his current hairstyle was a complete mistake. after graduating, he wanted to try something new so he searched up some styles and tried to recreate it all by himself. one day, he couldn't do the Hairstyle Of The Day so with an annoyed yell, he just messed his hair all up. that was before he realized he was late for his tryout for the msby black jackals so without an option left, he just went out like that. the hair got a few compliments though so he decided that he'll just keep it.

♧ has debated getting a tongue piercing for a long, long time. probably still thinking about it as we speak. osamu says he doesn't care, that if it does turn out well, he doesn't care, or that if it turns out bad and he gets some acute infection, it'd be good for his ears so it'll be able to get some rest from atsumu's day-to-day blabbering. needless to say, asking his brother for a second opinion did not help.

♧ listens to doja cat religiously and can rap all of her songs effortlessly without making a single mistake. you can fight me on this one.

♧ the person in group chats to either never be active or send ten messages in five months. there is no in between with him.

♧ lowkey wishes him and osamu didn't tease each other so much. this man just wants to gossip with his brother sometimes, but it always ends with the both of them arguing and going at each other's throats because one teased the other and it escalated. when he wants to talk about something serious though, he knows he can count osamu to be serious about it too.

♧ for people who wears glasses/contacts, you know those people who are like can you see this?? or how many fingers am i holding up?? when you first get them? yeah, atsumu's that person.

♧ has a secret stan twitter account dedicated to himself. it is actually quite scary how he's able to blend in so well. none of his moots are suspicious of him at all. he makes fancam edits of himself and all.

♧ the friend who considers ten thirty pm early whenever you go out drinking, but is already almost passed out after fifteen minutes.

♧ .. likes sticking his tongue out in photos...

♧ pretended to like the taste of artificial grape back when he was younger just to spite his brother who we all know has the superior tastebuds. it bit him in the ass though because since he's so committed to it, his parents, friends, and other family members actually thought it was his favorite even though he hated it, so as a result, they always bought him grape flavored candies or saved the grape flavored sweet for him while osamu got the lemon soda (aka the superior flavor) flavored ones.

i get: reblog

you get: a tendo sticker

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omgjumin · 1 year

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1:02am ☆ miya atsumu

atsumu likes to receive blowjobs. he likes the way your lips feel around his cock. the way your eyes never leave his as he watches you take his whole length in your mouth. the way your eyes carry this intense amount lust in them once you've milked him for all his worth. he loves it all.

but one thing you never fail to notice is when you slowly make your way down him, his neck is his most sensitive area. sucking and making marks on his neck is what gets his hips bucking, his dick begging to be taken care of. the beating red tip spilling out pre-cum just from the stimulation on his neck. the thought of you marking him as yours is what truly gets to him. his thoughts are only clouded by you every second of the day so when he finally feels your lips biting into the dips of his collarbone, he loses it.

#atsumu needs some good head frfr!!!#and i can give it to him #i like to headcannon that he loves getting head #but more or so receiving hickeys from you #he shows off his hickeys as if they are trophies #atsumu smut #atsumu fluff #atsumu x reader #miya atsumu smut #miya atsumu fluff #miya atsumu x reader #atsumu hcs #miya atsumu hcs #haikyuu smut #hq smut #omgjumin

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causenessus · 2 months

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Loving You. | Haikyuu

inc. akaashi, bokuto, oikawa, iwaizumi, atsumu

written in 2nd pov (female reader implied)

song recc: help they all have a song AND/or a quote anyway hatachi no koi by lamp <3

word count: 1884 words

summary: "they love you. how do they show it?"

hello hyperspecific examples? hopefully they're fun to read and make sense!! shoutout to the boy whose bokuto's is based off of <3 also first time writing for atsumu so hopefully i did ok!!!!!

they love you. how do they show it?

hello hyperspecific examples?

akaashi

“have you eaten? (i love you). did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). how do you feel today? (i love you). did you have a nice day? (i love you). will you come on a walk with me? (i love you). here’s some fruit i cut up for you. (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).” "you're my everything"

although he’s quiet i just think he’s so expressive

like he has no trouble saying “i love you” but also says it in so many other ways than just that

he cares so much about you you’re not even able to doubt it for one second. it’s like every question is just his way of saying “i love you”

“did you eat today? do you want something to eat?” “how was your sleep? did you get enough sleep?” all his way of saying i love you

he’s always randomly coming into the room you’re currently in, gently grabbing both sides of your head and just kissing you all over, no words, just adoration <3

again I don’t think he’d have any trouble saying that he love you but it just feels so much more intimate, easier, and meaningful for him to find ways to show/say it instead

he’s such a big fan of the three taps to say i love you (link to an image post about the original person who did this)

he’s always holding your hand in public, giving it three squeezes, he’ll be playing with your fingers when you guys are sitting together and suddenly he’s giving your skin three taps. he’ll kiss your forehead three times, he’s always telling you that he loves you <3

he just loves to be around you and he’s always looking out for you

if you guys have a class together and you unexpectedly don’t show up to class, he’s texting you immediately to make sure everything’s okay

and he’s always keeping you company while you’re doing things, from homework to cooking to just reading

if you need help or will let him help with anything, he’s more than happy to but he also just loves chilling

from the beginning of your relationship and even before when you guys were just friends, hangouts often went on way longer than they were supposed to and you often stay over at each others’ houses because neither of you can bear to leave the presence of the other <3

bokuto

“love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer. to love and be loved is to rest.”

he trusts you so much

like yes this precious baby has definitely put his entire trust into a lot of people but you’re so so much more to him and it’s different <3

he feels so safe with you and he know he can trust you with literally anything, he does not hesitate to share or tell you anything

he’s following you around all the time like a lost puppy

guaranteed there’s been at least one time where he had to navigate an arena away from home without you and akaashi

he did not show up to warm ups

someone had to come find him huddled in a corner, alone and lost

that random fact about how you feel sleepy around the people you trust?

he can be so energetic with you but other times he can’t even keep his eyes open around you

he’s always falling asleep, his head lulling to the side and resting on your shoulder on train rides back home

sometimes he’ll be telling you stories and suddenly letting out the biggest yawn ever

he'll forget that he's talking because suddenly all he wants to do is spend his time curled up with you <3

he loves to lean against you or be in contact with you in someway, whether that be holding your hand (or just a finger <3) or a hand on your thigh, it makes him feel so sleepy but so safe

murmurs so many “I love you”s before falling asleep

because he trusts you he’s also so good at listening to you too

from the silliest of things to actual requests <3

this is about to get so hyperspecific bear w me pls

you’d just finished redesigning a profile for a social media account and in a passing thought, as you guys were laying with each other in bed, you happen to say, “you should change your profile picture at some point, kou. you've had it for years.”

you didn’t mean it anyway bad, just something you suggested since you had just reorganized your own profile but you still loved his current profile picture <3

but the next time you happened to see his account, you noticed it was a mirror pic from before you two had dressed up to go out a few months ago

“when did you change your profile picture, love? it’s adorable,” you smiled as you kissed his head while he was laying on you

“like 10 minutes after you told me to, i just had to find the right photo,” he mumbled, his voice muffled from your shirt that he had buried his face into

other times it’s things like helping around the house, asking him to wash the dishes while you’re cooking for example

he’s so willing to help but in the beginning, he was lost

he was so ready to wash them but darling could not find the soap

but he loves you so much he’s always working so hard to do what you ask of him so he’ll make sure he learns more about chores to help out more and ofc there’s always more to learn so he’ll always be following your lead <3

oikawa

“when you like the spotlight as much as i do, it’s quite an adjustment to realize that the real reason you might be here is to shine it on someone else.” "she looks just like a dream / the prettiest girl i've ever seen."

man has been living with a spotlight shining on him his whole life

but once he met you, he completely fell in love and he moves the spotlight to be on you <3

literally just completely worships you must i say more

he does not let insecurities slide he’s your #1 hypeman and will fight anyone who disagrees

people around you both have noticed that since you guys started dating, you’ve grown more confident as a result of his love <33333

it doesn’t have to be big changes, literally just things like you’re able to talk louder, voice opinions, or try new things because he’s always there to encourage you along the way

take it you’re a little shy and don’t usually talk very loud but you have to if you’re going to get everyone’s attention in a setting such as trying to manage seijoh’s volleyball team (good luck with that 💔)

you raised your voice and it worked so that you could quiet the boys down in order to explain a change in plans for practice

afterwards, tooru’s coming up to you with a big smile on his face as he rests his forehead against yours

“i don’t think i’ve ever heard you yell, princess,” he says, looking into your eyes but you can’t help but take what he says in a bad way, looking away

“i didn’t mean to yell at you guys, i just didn’t know what else to do,” you mumble back with a frown

he kisses it away with a small laugh, “no, don’t feel bad, pretty. we were all surprised but so proud of you. you never would have done that at the start of the school year.”

he’s so happy whenever you try something new and he’s always there to tell you how well you’re doing even if you don’t feel like it

if you show that you love him by supporting him in his passions and all that he does, he shows his love by supporting you 1000% back

iwaizumi

“there’s nothing softer and more gentle than loving someone with your whole heart and never once holding back when it comes to them.” "think i'm gonna love you 'til i'm dead / i can't wait to buy you things / a brand new diamond ring / this is more than just a fling"

man loves so hard

i cannot see him in a short-term or commitment-free relationship

if he loves someone, he loves them wholly and completely. he’s all in, giving you everything

even before you guys started dating he was always checking in, making sure you were doing okay and offering hugs if you ever needed them

you cannot tell me that he doesn’t give the best hugs ever <33

now that you are dating though it’s just an excuse to love you more and show it in so many ways <3

as i say every single time, i just know he loves buying you gifts

you’re always on his mind, in every situation, whether he’s walking around and sees something in the window of a store that he knows you would like, or when he’s going to go pick something up to eat, he’ll always buy you something as well <3

he’ll really do anything for you, too. ask and it’s almost guaranteed

“iwa, can i draw on u”

“anything you want, princess”

“can we go get ice cream?” (it’s midnight)

“yea, are you ready to go now, love?”

all he needs in return is your love

adores getting to take naps with you or just laying in bed with you and in public, he always has an arm around your waist or should, keeping you close

with him it’s a complete all-all 100% relationship from both sides, that's what love is to him

everything is shared between you guys from money to items to secrets, you guys have complete trust in each other there’s not even a question about it he’s so good at communicating and keeping everything clear

everything he has is yours if you’ll be his <3

atsumu

“the one that loves, does he come back? the one that loves never leaves, my dear.”

he just completely softens around you

in fact i could see him getting worse around other people because you’re just the only one that matters to him

you know those videos about gym bros with girlfriends who act all misogynistic and stinky at the gym so that girls don’t approach them? that’s him. (i tried so hard to find a video as an example but i could not pls tell me u know what i’m talking about)

if any girl other than you tries to approach him literally anywhere they’re about to be absolutely obliterated when he flat out ignores him. or, if they don’t get the hint and he finally acknowledges them, he gives them the dirtiest, coldest look known to man, his nose wrinkling as he turns to them

“huh? yer talking to me? why? piss off.”

everyone knows that if they have to give him bad news, it’s best to do it when you’re in his general proximity or he’s just talked to you because that’s when he’ll receive it best

it’s nearly impossible to anger him when you’re around, and even if he gets upset, he won’t blow up, he’s just too enamored by you <3

loves to hold your hand in his lap or have a hand on your thigh and he’s content with life

his voice always lowers and softens when he’s around you, and he gives you the sweetest heart eyes

he’s always looking at you and he’ll tease you a lot just because he adores your reactions but they’re all just playful jokes

“ya know, if you ever wanted to cheer for me when everyone goes silent during games, I’d let ya,” he told you once while he was keeping you company before a game on a bench

“what? I could never do that,” your face heated at the thought, “it’d just be me and everyone would look at me. someone would probably even get mad.”

he chuckled, shaking his head as he brought your knuckles to his lips, “that’s the point. you’d sound so cute, and they’d know yer mine.”

if you ever had a problem with how he treats other people, he’d try to work on it if you talk to him about it

no promises, but he’ll do his best for his princess <3

#akaashi x reader #bokuto x reader #oikawa x reader #iwaizumi x reader #atsumu x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcannons

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 1 month

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OKAY BUT IMAGINE THE MIYA TWINS FINDING OUT ABT THE READER'S FORMER CRUSH ON THEM DURING THEIR 1ST YEAR TOGETHER BUT THE READRR NEVER THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE SO THEY MOVED ONTO CRUSHING ON SUNA?

It’s been a long time since we had a live actions headcannon!!

When the twins find out about your crush, the first thing they do is fight amongst themselves about whom you like better 😅

“It’s definitely me,” Atsumu bolsters

“If Yn had any taste it would definitely NOT be you,” Osamu smirks

Of course, they are both of them neglect that fact that they found out about your crush more than a year later…

You see, while the twins were well doing twin things, you were hopelessly pining over them. Unfortunately they never gave you the time of day and thus you equated that to them not even caring ☹️

But you know who did care? Suna

Suna is an opportunist and when he saw how neglected you were when the twins failed to notice you, well he swooped in. You were gorgeous, smart and funny. Who the heck wouldn’t take that opportunity?!?

So when the twins finally got their heads straight and ran up to you asking whom you liked more, you looked them dead in the face and said, “Suna.”

Atsumu and Osamu 👉🏻👁️💧👄💧👁️

Suna 👉🏻😏

#my lovely bbys #live action headcannons #miya atsumu #miya osamu #suna rintarou

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s-c-l-n · 1 month

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i personally believe that once kiyoomi and atsumu starts legit dating (ignoring their “everyone thinks they’re dating” phase) atsumu gets very quiet around kiyoomi when they are alone. it doesnt harm or change anything, but it bothers kiyoomi enough to ask about it. atsumu doesnt have a real answer for him, other than that he makes him feel like he doesnt need to keep talking to fill a potentially awkward silence. kiyoomi’s presence is the most comforting thing in his life and he wants to soak it up at all times

#sakuatsu #thinking about them a lot….#love them #idk i just feel like atsumu would have a very different demeanor when alone as opposed to with a group #he just wants kiyoomi’s presence #lowkey feeding into a clingy atsumu headcannon #i actually believe kiyoomi is the more clingy one #hates pda but always has an arm around atsumu and sends glares at people swooning #anyways #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #haikyuu #sclnposting

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tsukkismoonlight · 1 year

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things they notice about you || misc. headcannons

Note: idk why but all my headcannons are haikuu but anyways

Sakusa notices when you buy drinks, specifically ones that need straws, like from a coffee stand, that you always take the wrapper off except for the very top part, as if you are being cautious that he might not want you to touch where he’ll be drinking from.

Atsumu notices when you cry, your eyelashes look so beautiful as they frame your eyes, and the warmth in your cheeks seems to fade hours later when you’re feeling better. He notices your sniffles, and how hard you try to cover them up, turning your face away as if you’re looking for something.

Iwazumi notices that when you cant keep still, you always find something to fiddle with. You especially seem to find a pen or pencil, and twirl it through your fingers. He notices the furrow in your brows every so often when the writing utensil falls from your hands and you try again.

Daichi notices that you hardly ever untie your shoes. By now your shoes are a little beat up, not entirely covered in dirt but enough to make the colors seem a little dull. The backs have scuff marks from all the times that you’ve slipped them off instead of trying to fumble with the laces.

Ushijima notices when you’re getting mad, how you take a deep breath in, chest rising with the action. How you tend to squeeze your eyes shut for a moment, before releasing the air, trying to clear your mind and shoo away the emotions. He notices when you purse your lips and clench your jaw, holding back what could be a scorching remark.

Bokuto notices that when you’re happy, you always start with a smaller smile, and your eyes get soft. You never seem to know what to do with your hands, unless you’re taking his own hands and intertwining your fingers together, or throwing your arms around him for a hug.

Kuroo notices when your social battery starts to run low, how you always seem to find a way to distract yourself. Playing on your phone, spacing off and staring at something small. You tend to bring yourself back to reality, bringing your eyes to his and give a silent plea, asking to be taken home, but you never want to say it out loud, and risk hurting anyone else’s feelings.

Aone notices that when you first wake up in the mornings, your eyes open halfway, and you have to blink a few times. You always roll over into your side to look at him, before slowly sitting up, stifling a large yawn. You never seem able to form words in the mornings, and instead choose to sit silently as you process the unfortunate news that is waking up.

#haikyuu headcannons #hq!! headcannons #haikyuu #headcannons #misc headcannons #haikyuu x reader #sakusa kiyoomi #atsumu miya #iwazumi hajime #daichi sawamura #ushijima wakatoshi #bokuto kotaro #kuroo testuro #aone takanobu

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angelatsumu · 2 years

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how firefighter!hq eats you <3 [nsfw]

hello my friends <3 the pup is back with some firefighter!hq drabble.

warnings: NSFW, afab!reader, dom! vibes, not well written, but still kinda fun!

engine boys.

engine boys are deliberate when their heads are between your thighs. they’re skillful and accurate with their tongues, flicking your clit just right to have your toes curling and back arching. they’re pulling another orgasm from your dripping heat with their middle and ringer fingers curled slightly, rubbing that sweet spot that has you creaming. they’re skillful at hitting that spot, time after time, after time; it’s what engine boys do best. the stamina that engine boys have is almost terrifying as they pull more than two orgasms from your weeping hole. you’re crying as you’re cumming, begging for a break when their eyes peer up at you from below, a glint in them that has your body reeling. “you know better than to interrupt a hungry man, baby”

atsumu, shoyo, oikawa, iwaizumi, kenma, suna, wakatoshi, tendou, maki

truckies.

truckies eat pussy for themselves, not for you. their tongues are fat as they flatten against your clit, obnoxiously slurping the wetness you have to offer. they’re almost barbaric with how lewdly they moan and grunt into your pussy, hips rutting against the mattress as their fingers swirl your clenching hole. your poor cunt is scissored open with two fat fingers as their mouth suctions to your throbbing clit, “o-oh fuck,” you whimper softly, hands tangling in their hair as they piston their fingers into your quivering cunt. you’re seeing stars, the force of their actions throwing you into the deep end of your orgasm. you’re damn near screaming as your vision goes white, body overheating with the quaking orgasm that overtakes you. he cums as your squirt sheens over his face, fucking his hips into the mattress more as he sloppily licks at your pussy, fingers never stopping their assault on your walls.

koutaro, aone, osamu, aran, meian, issei, kyoutani, kageyama, daichi <333

if you have differing ideas on who is a truckie vs engine boy, please feel free to keep them to yourself. also, i did not include squad guys because i don't really work with them anymore so?

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kisuga · 2 years

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HAIKYUU BOYS WITH A S/O WHO SCARS EASILY

cw: injury, gn reader

ATSUMU:

he’s so utterly confused.

like he can’t believe that even by BUMPING into the door…you have a massive bruise forever now.

makes fun of you lmao.

but he is still so worried about you :((.

“another one? geez…” he winces, examining the giant cut on your calf. “yeah…i tried to skateboard and i fell and…yeah.” atsumu shakes his head, but a smirk grows slowly on his face. “that’s why ya gotta ask me to show ya angel! i’m the expert in everything.” you roll your eyes. nonetheless, you allow him to take care of you. no matter how small the scar is, this man will not let you move a muscle.

KITA:

scolds you. like a parent to a child.

this man is exasperated bro 😭 give him a break.

frowns when he sees your body littered with scars.

he promises himself to protect you as much as possible.

kita stays silent as he treats the gash on your knee. you observe guiltily, praying that he isn’t legitimately upset. you hear him sigh. “this is going to leave a scar yknow.” “i know, i’m sorry.” he huffs, patting your leg gently. “please be careful next time honey. i don’t exactly like seeing you hurt.” he places soft kisses on every scar, massaging your body into his hands. “i’ll love you no matter what though.”

BOKUTO:

he freaks the fuck out HAHAHA.

he’s so worried!! why does your skin have to be so sensitive!!

he tries his best to treat it, but he has very limited knowledge in first aid.

he pampers you though ><.

“are you sure you’re ok?” he asks. you coo at him. the way his lips pouted and his golden eyes widened with worry made your heart swell. “yes kou, i’m okay. just another cut like usual.” he really really does not like that answer. he puts some medication on it and litters your body with kisses. “let me cuddle you honey. my love will make the pain go away.”

AKAASHI:

if you thought kita was bad-

he literally face palms when he sees a new bruise, cut, or scab on your body.

a doctor. knows exactly what to do when you’re hurt.

baby proofs the house lol.

“what am i going to do with you.” he groans. of course you tripped while dancing, it was inevitable that you would get a gash sooner or later. you smile sheepishly. “you should’ve danced with me, you would have caught me. plus i was playing frank sinatra, your fave.” his eyes soften. you mean well, he knows that, but he hates seeing dark spots on your body from previous injuries. “..let me know next time then my dear.”

TSUKISHIMA:

oh my god. he is RUTHLESS.

like bruh how did you get a scar from SHAVING.

deep down he’s so worried about you :((.

but also wow you’re such a coward.

“only the weakest links get permanent scars from the smallest things.” he taunts, placing a bandaid on your tummy. “razors are very dangerous weapons tsukki.” “it had two blades. and it’s not meant to actually hurt you.” you pout as your boyfriend beams in victory. “make fun of me all you want but you’re the one who’s wasting time treating me.” a soft chuckle leaves his lips. “of course idiot. i’ll always care for you.”

DO NOT COPY/REPOST/TRANSLATE

reblogs are appreciated! <3

#emily actually writes headcanons 🤯#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcannons #hq headcanons #atsumu x reader #miya atsumu x reader #atsumu fluff #kita x reader #kita fluff #bokuto x reader #bokuto fluff #akaashi x reader #akaashi fluff #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima fluff

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incorrect-sakuatsu · 5 months

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Atsumu, who slept too early and woke up at 4am:

Sakusa, just now going to bed:

#pushing my insomniac Sakusa headcannon #sakuatsu incorrect quotes #sakuatsu #skts #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi

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keijisprettygirl · 1 year

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➺ Haikyuu boys as — “shit my friends have said.”

cw: profanity, suggestive!

Yamaguchi: hey you hungry? i’ve got chicken—

Tsukishima: fuck chicken, give me death!

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Atsumu: if a girl pulled out a banana during sex i’d kill her.

Kita: my god, why?

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Tendou: i’d do me every night cos i’m lonely. pull game wack. no bitches.

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Sugawara: if someone asked you to eat their ass would you?

Daichi: no?? can you keep your voice down—

Sugawara: why not?

Daichi: oh my god shut up, we’re at a hospital.

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Nishinoya: bro like, Tanaka is pregnant with my child for real.

Tanaka: for real bro, dap me up.

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Hinata: heh heh, i look like a virgin— wait i am a virgin.

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Atsumu: guys is this billie eilish?? *accidentally shows a picture of a donkey *

Suna: ….. yes.

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Kageyama: oh my fucking god, you dumb ass ginger

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Bokuto: if humans didnt exist what animal would you smash?

Akaashi, doing his college assessments: …. excuse me?

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Yaku: i cannot stand any of you bitches anymore, im gonna go drown myself in bleach, ciao.

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Kenma, talking about Lev: “I wouldn’t want his brain tbh would be like trying to push an elephant into a straw”

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Yachi: he’s waiting on all the juicy gossip and yes i am a lesbian

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Kuroo: deadass

Bokuto: oh thankyou :3

Kuroo: i said deadass, not dat ass??

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Makki: i absolutely hate raspberry vodka. that shit felt like my asshole was cracking.

Iwaizumi: your asshole is what?

Mattsun: cracka

Oikawa: cracka lacka

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Lev: i snatched her wig cos i was curious if it was real or not.

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Sakusa: when was the last time you fucking showered? a sewer rat is cleaner than you.

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Kunimi: life is sucks

Watari: …

Kunimi: sucks is life … sucks life is—

Watari: yes, i get it.

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*Lev asking the team a would you rather question*

Kenma, talking over him: would you guys rather be deaf or listen to this moron ask would you rather questions?

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bokutosmochi · 2 years

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nsfw!atsumu headcannons

what's it? smut

allergen warning/s? (only mentions because this is just a headcannon list): fem!reader (no pronouns), pegging, pussy slapping, clit biting/nibbling, edging, marking, atsumu being gross, somnophilia, masturbation

sugar level? 0.8k

regulars? @hanayanetwork

♧ has to kiss his partner after fucking. those are the rules. he is physically unable to not kiss their lips after having sex. this only stops if it's a random fuck, however if it's with his romantic partner, he has to kiss them because he may be a brat, but he's a brat that loves his significant other.

♧ would let his partner peg him. would beg his partner to peg him. i have no further explanation, thank you.

♧ that doesn't mean he's a total sub though. he's not incapable of dishing out punishment when his partner distracts him while he's serving with a wink and it ends up hitting the net. pussy slapping and clit biting/nibbling is his favorite. oh, and edging his partner too, though sometimes, he doesn't have the energy for that.

♧ so responsive to touch, it's kind of embarrassing for him -- until his partner reassured him that it was, in fact, hot. he shivers and turns red at every contact, whether it comes in the form of his partner lightly scratching at his well-defined abs or caressing his inner thigh with feather-light touches.

♧ will wear the scratches and nail marks on his back like badges of honor. if he knows his partner left a lot of marks, he'd gladly strut around the jackals' gym with his top off more than usual, just begging for his teammates to bring it up so he can brag about how good he made them feel the night before. (sakusa has learned that the way to make him and his disgusting ways to stop is to just ignore him)

♧ so horny all the time!! can't go two days without having sex with someone or touching himself. some of his friends know this because of all the away games and summer camps they've attended together and they just kinda feel bad for his partner because he's insatiable.

♧ the type to jerk off to someone's vacation pictures, then feel immediately guilty afterwards. he promises not to do it ever again because the feeling that settles in his stomach once he chemicals in his brain simmers away is one he does not like. spoiler alert: he does it again, only to make empty promises circulating him not doing it again.

♧ has a thing for long legs, or legs in high heels. he doesn't really care about his partner's height, but legs!! legs!! he can't get enough of them. loves touching them when fucking and licking, biting, sucking hickies onto them!!

♧ pays to get his partner's nails done for one reason and one reason only: he likes to see their pretty nails wrapped around his cock. something about it just looks so right to him, he can't put his finger on it.

♧ should not be teased in public because he will not hesitate to fuck his partner in a comfort room or a dressing room. he!! does!! not!! care!!

♧ consensual somnophilia! he's a complete horn dog and he's completely aware of this so when him and his partner started being more intimate with each other, he brought it up, asking if they're okay with it since it would feel weird to jerk off when his partner is right there.

♧ connected to the last headcannon, gets wet dreams more often than the usual person, especially if he's stressed or is lonely cause he hasn't seen or been with his partner for a long time because of away games. if he had a dream and he's home with his partner, that's where the somnophilia comes in (as long as they have consented of course), and if he's in a hotel away from them, he watches the photos/videos they sent him or the video the two of them made together. if he's sharing the room with some well.. he tries to stay quiet but doesn't really care if they hear.

♧ atsumu jerking off is a hell of a view though. pulls his sweatpants down just far enough to release his cock from its confines and tugs up the shirt he's wearing if he's even wearing one. sometimes he doesn't wear a shirt to bed. he's a bit louder if he's relying on his imagination, talks more as if muttering to himself about their body helps him to picture it in his head.

♧ "a-ah, those fucking tits/that fucking cock. shit"

♧ his eyes are tightly clenched closed as he tugs on his cock, pretending it's them instead of his hand. he's painfully aware it's not the same, but desperate times calls for desperate measures. he only opens his eyes when he finally releases all over his abs. he's gross and full of himself so he probably plays with it a little, muttering about how his partner would love to be covered in his cum, how they're such a brat for wasting it like that while he tries to catch his breath. when he finally does, that's when he goes to the bathroom to clean up.

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tooruswhre · 2 years

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𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓

how he enjoys making you seem so short and tiny as a joke. you reaching for something at the tippity-top of the shelf, trying to close distance with anything to heighten yourself: a table, chair or even using the lower level cabinets to give you just a inch of a boost.

but he comes around, and grabs it like its light work; for himself. if he’s feeling a little more teasing, he’ll move it to a higher destination.

— ushijima. bakugo. OIKAWA. bokuto. kuroo. ATSUMU. lev. KAMINARI. sero. TENDOU. tsukishima. todoroki.

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s-c-l-n · 3 days

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sakuatsu psychological warfare against each other when one is mad at the other

#sclnposting #miya atsumu #haikyuu #sakusa kiyoomi #sakuatsu #honestly this is such a rediculous post #its like. kiyoomi buys more and more cleaning supplies and then one day sends atsumu on some errands and basically fumigates one room #its a room he KNOWS atsumu will go into #but the secret is that its actually all just scented water vapor #so atsumu thinks hes walking into a crazy clean room and is dying cause of them chemicals its actually just nothing #atsumus version would be making the mitchen look like a mess and all dirty then cooking food for kiyoomi there #its perfectly clean atsumu just knows what food will dye certain thigs what color #kiyoomi loses his mind cleaning until he finds out it was like basil all along #yep #thats the headcannon

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tsukkismoonlight · 1 year

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HQ!! Types of friends || misc headcanons

Based on actual things I've done with my friends cause it's the little things in life <3

Ft. Atsumu, Kenma, Tsukishima, Akaashi, Bokuto, Daichi, Terushima, Oikawa, and Nishinoya

Atsumu is the one who has a water balloon fight with you, in your front yard, at 10pm. You were supposed to have it earlier, but the day had other plans. But when he saw you feeling bummed about it, he took the initiative to fill the balloons and put them outside for you two. Sure it was cold, but the way you two were laughing your asses off as you tried to hit each other, and failed half the time because of how dark it was? A memory you won't ever forget.

Kenma who calls you at 9:30pm, asking if you'd want to come over and play games with him. Sometimes the night consists of the two of you playing some multiplayer game together, while other nights are spent sitting quietly as you both try to complete your own games. When you stay over a little too late, he'll say that it's okay if you just crash there. And if you're the type who doesn't sleep until it's technically morning, just like him, the two of you will scrounge around the kitchen finding odd snacks for 4am, like left over pizza for kenma, and two uncrustables for yourself.

Tsukishima isn't one to be overly affectionate to his friends, everyone already knows this. But you easily notice that it's the little things that show he cares. Something he does often, is recommending movies or tv shows that he enjoyed, hoping that you'd like them too. He will usually wait a few days before asking if you watched them yet, and to ask what you thought about them. He likes to make sure that you enjoyed what he recommended, and of course it makes him feel better knowing that he's still up to date with the things you like.

Akaashi is the type of friend who will let you randomly come over, sprawl across his bed and just talk about your day. He likes to watch you recount your adventures, finding it funny how animated you can be while storytelling. Occasionally he'll add his own anecdotes, granted they're a lot less flashy, but it always brings your mood up just hearing about his day. At a point, he makes sure to have 'your spot' on his bed clear of anything that could get in your way, and even bought extra blankets for you to use while you're there.

Bokuto always gives you the biggest bear hugs when he sees you, as long as you let him do so that is. It doesn't matter if it's been a few weeks or a few days since he saw you last. He wraps strong arms around you, nearly squeezing the life out of you as he lifts you from the ground, a boisterous and infectious laugh that will rumble through his chest each and every time he does this. One time, when he went on a particularly long trip, he left you with a sweater of his, saying something about how hopefully it would take the place of his hugs until he came back.

Daichi is the friend who tries new recipes with you. If you're craving something, he'll find the recipe online, and go buy the ingredients. You take turns on whose kitchen you use, but you always cook them together. There's always a good mix of your favorite music artists, resulting in small dance parties while you wait for your food to cook. For the most part, you two wind up with a delicious meal or snack, but there have been times when something doesn't come out right, and you have to brainstorm on who to give the leftovers to.

Terushima goes on late night drives with you. If it's nice enough, the windows are rolled down, and the music is just slightly too loud to have any sort of conversation with him. Sometimes he's a little scary of a driver, in his words "the curbs just jump out at me sometimes" but regardless, you'll always think fondly of how terrible of singers you both are, though neither of you care that much. Sometimes, when you're feeling extra dubious, he comes up with the scheme of stealing a lone traffic cone, which has resulted in his room having two or three of the things.

Oikawa hates house sitting alone. He honestly just hates being alone in the first place, which is why you're the first of his friends that he reaches out to. He makes sure to tell whoever it is that he's watching the house for that you'll be there, and by now they've come to remember your name. Sometimes you two don't even do anything while you're there, but the comfort in knowing that neither of you are alone in an unfamiliar place is always welcome. On top of that, he likes to joke about how similar house sitting together is to if you'd be roommates. Slightly messy living room, sleepovers in your not so far rooms, and plenty of movie nights.

Nishinoya goes ghost hunting with you. He's practically the only one of your friends who even agrees to go. He'll help research any supposedly haunted areas in your town, and do his best to exaggerate the details in an attempt to scare you. While you're out on an adventure, he'll be sure to make sure he's prepared with all of the necessary items, flashlights, snacks, bandaids, some sort of protective ward, random coins to leave as gifts for the spirits. You love seeing how invested in the activity he gets, and how eventually he's the one inviting you to go out and explore.

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suckmybigtoeoikawa · 2 years

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Could You Turn Off Your Book?

Atsumu was great at so many things. everyone knew that. Volleyball, eating, completing tasks, shit you fucking name it, but he struggled with on thing.

patience.

what was the point in waiting when you could just keep going. like of course he could wait if he wanted to why?

over the past two weeks you have started this bet with your friends. The bet was simple: read 3 books within 6 months. it sounds pretty simple to an avid reader but you struggled to remember to actually read the damn book.

but it was month 2 and you were already on your 2nd book. Over time you found that the reading was very therapeutic and rewarding. usually during dinner Atsumu would ask you how far you are in the book and he loved to hear and watch you explain with much eagerness. But he hated when you actually would read. it was weird. He hated that you would just sit there in silence and not talk or give him any attention, he wasn’t used to it even though this was just the second month.

don’t get him wrong, he loved how attentive you were and how serious you looked when you were reading. you looked so hot. he just wanted you all to himself but why is he competing with a book?

Usually you read around bedtime before you go to sleep, while reading Atsumu gets ready and situated for bed. while brushing his teeth he glanced over at you focused on the book. your expression was so cute with your eyebrows furrowed. he just wanted to embrace you.

“Honey when ya gonna finish that damn book” he whined

“i’m not sure, i think i have like 6 chapters left”

he groans and starts to really take in the width of the book as he lays down next to you. currently your sitting up against the head board and atsumu scoots over so that he can rest his arm against your lap.

“ya such a smarty pants, you should take a break”

“i’m almost done, just wait a second”

he starts to groan some more. until then he starts singing. oh it’s dreadful.

“la la la la, la la la la , elmo’s world”

“atsumu..”

“hm? you wanted to tell me how good my singing was?”

“i was gonna tell you that you sounded terrible ”

he put on a fake pout “why are you being so mean to me”. to this you only rolled your eyes and tried to figure out where you left off on your book.

“you hurt my feelings, you have to kiss me then i’ll feel better”

“atsumu.. be for real”

he sits up so that he can exaggerate even more.

“i’m so for real, you see i’m bleeding cause your words cut so deep” he starts rubbing his arm and groaning in pain but all you do is turn over to try to avoid him.

this was not a good idea cause he just took this as a chance to start kissing your shoulder up to your neck, you’d be lying if you said it didn’t bring chills down your spine.

“please, i’m reading atsumu”

“i’m not doing anything” as he continues on the sweet spot on your neck.

“please stop reading” he whines

at this point you’ve already given up. so now here you are cuddling in your boyfriends arms because he couldn’t wait. your not complaining, and you thanked your friends for this challenge cause you liked the over amount of attention he was giving you.

titile was definitely inspired by “can you turn off your cell phone by BTS

masterlist

#suckmybigtoeoikawa #headcannons #atsumu hcs #atsumu headcanons #atsumu #atsumu miya #atsumu imagines #atsumu x gender neutral reader #atsumu x female reader #atsumu x male reader #atsumu x reader #atsumu scenarios #hq atsumu #atsumu fluff

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kisuga · 2 years

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“STACY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON!”

atsumu, sugawara, iwaizumi, daichi

cw: +17, the reader is stacy’s mom, simping, V SUGGESTIVE not smut tho, go listen to the song.

“stacy, can i come over after school? we can hang around by the pool. did your mom get back from her business trip? is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?”

atsumu knew he was down bad from the moment he saw you sucking on the cherry so lewdly. you sat on the yard chair beside the pool, eating some fresh fruit. your white button down revealed your cleavage, and your hair was tousled due to being up for so long. you were absolutely alluring. atsumu could feel himself get riled up, and the scorching hot weather was surely not helping him. this was why he wanted to come over. you were ravishing for your age. mature and sophisticated too! he knew that tricking your daughter into thinking he liked her was downright roguish. but it wasn’t his fault you’re so hot!

“stacy, can’t you see you’re just not the girl for me. i know it might be wrong but i’m in love with stacy’s mom.”

suga was so sorry, he really was. he didn’t expect himself to be fantasizing over you instead of your daughter. his heart raced, his hands got clammy, and he yearned to feel you against him. it’s amazing that your daughter hadn’t caught on, especially when koushi’s eyes always shot down to your ass when you walked away. he simply felt no attraction towards her. all the effort he put into making himself presentable was for you.

“stacy do you remember when i mowed your lawn? your mom came out with just a towel on. i could tell she liked me from the way she stared. and the way she said ‘you missed a spot over there’”

iwaizumi simply thought he was doing honest work. helping out two great women and keeping their house pretty. that’s all. but he suddenly felt blood rush through him once he saw you. dewy skin shone as the white towel wrapped around you, barely hiding your upper thighs. hajime didn’t realize he was staring dumbly until you shouted ‘you missed a spot!’. you gazed at him curiously, admiring his toned muscles. maybe you’ll ask him to clean the rain gutters too.

“and i know that you think it’s just a fantasy but since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me.”

daichi comforted your daughter through everything. he gave you his condolences too. but deep down, daichi was elated. thank god you left that sorry excuse of a man! now you’ll realize how good of a guy he is! he’d help cook dinner, fix your car, and even kiss your cheek goodbye before work. he just needed to wait till your daughter moves out, break up with her, and then he could do so much more for you.

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reblogs are appreciated! <3

#‼️#tw // suggestive #shout out to chlo fr #first time writing smt that wasn’t fluff hope it’s good #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! x reader #haikyuu headcannons #atsumu x reader #miya atsumu x reader #sugawara x reader #iwaizumi x reader #sugawara smut #daichi x reader #atsumu smut #iwaizumi smut #daichi smut

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