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satansaidnottoday · 10 days

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When you get sick

Based on the Uno reverse Beel pulled in the last post.

Info: Human AU, GN!Mc.

Summary: You've got the cold and now your boyfriend must take care of you.

Warnings: general talk of sickness.

Lucifer

Has "do what I say, not what I do" energy.

He urges you to take time off and rest. Says it's very important to relax for a timely recovery. Be sure to remember his exact words for the next time he is sick.

Will try to get out of work earlier so he can take care of you. He calls you throughout the day to see how you're doing and if you need anything. If you're in a really bad condition, he will take time off to take care of you.

He can't cook, but will order any foods you like.

He will cuddle you if you ask, but won't offer on his own. He is a little scared of it being contagious.

When you feel better, he won't expect anything from you but will accept any gestures of gratitude you give him.

Mammon

Whiny.

Thinks you're going to die.

You have to reassure him that it's just a cold every thirty minutes. I will try to get you to the hospital anyway.

He is completely at your service from day one. Do not dare move a muscle; the great Mammon has everything covered for you.

You have a fresh supply of hot tea always by your side. He makes sure you get all of your meals. He keeps a tally of every medicine you need to take. You basically have a personal nurse.

Lots of cuddles and massages.

If you're trembling at all because of the fever, he will hold you as if you were having a seizure.

He cries a lot when you're in pain, probably more than you.

When you're feeling better, he will expect at the very least a thank-you gift. A shopping spree would be preferable.

Leviathan

He doesn't know what to do.

Finds everything to be too overwhelming. He is really worried about you and wants to help, but he has no idea how to take care of a sick person. So, of course, he goes back to the person who used to take care of him when he was sick. Mammon.

He tries his hardest to be just as supportive, but it doesn't go well. The tea is always too hot or too cold, he only knows how to make ramen, and he keeps forgetting about the ibuprofen!

In the end, the best he can do for you is bring you more tissue boxes and lay down by your side while you watch movies. You reassure him that this is more than enough, but he still feels a little guilty.

When you feel better, make a great spectacle about how helpful he was. He did miss a butch of seasonal releases just to stay with you.

Satan

He will insist you take time off the moment symptoms start to show.

Shows up at your house with a butch of medicinal herbs. Mint to open up your nose, lavender to help with the headache, cardamom for... Something? He knows it had some healing property, but seems to have forgotten. He makes you some soup with it just in case it was important.

Won't go near you, even if you ask. Most he'd do is help you get around if your muscles are aching.

He will tell you about his latest read and how it made him feel. If you have read it, he will ask you to compare notes. Just trying to keep you entertained any way he can.

He brings all of his favorite tea blends for you to try out.

He won't expect anything in return for his care. He loves you, and that's just what you do for the people you love.

Asmodeus

Whiny 2.0

"My poor, beautiful thing."

He might not know a lot about caring for the sick, but he knows a lot about self-care. You will still have a runny nose, but your skin will shine, baby.

He will pamper you. Have all of the blankets. Sleep for as long as you want. Ask for any food, and he will get it for you. With unlimited snacks, you can even have his favorite chocolates. He will watch all of your comfort shows and movies with you.

Baths, many baths. They are really good when you're sick; they relax your muscles and help the bad energies leave the body.

As soon as you're feeling good, it's his turn to be pampered! So better be prepared.

Beelzebub

If nothing else, you're well fed.

All healthy meals, he won't let you indulge in sweets. Your body needs protein and veggies right now, and he will have them for you at every meal.

Will cut fruit for you as snack.

Pushes you to do some light exercises when you can. Sweat out the sickness.

He is very supportive, constantly telling you you're going to be okay. He will stay by your side every single minute.

He will carry you around if your muscles are sore.

When you're feeling better, he will make you desert. For the days he has you surviving on steamed broccoli and rice.

Belphegor

This is actually great news.

He gets to cuddle with you all day, and you won't be able to escape. He can even use you as an excuse to take a day off. No work, no school, just napping with his favorite person. Every day should be like that.

If only you didn't have to be sick for it to happen.

He doesn't know much about taking care of someone. Being the youngest one, everyone else always took care of him. But he doesn't like seeing you hurt, so he will try his best.

The best medicine he can offer you is a good nap in his arms, but he will try some of Satan's medicinal teas. If needed, he will get Lucifer to drive him to the pharmacy.

He doesn't know a thing about eating healthy, so you will get a diet of chips, pastries, and candy.

If you manage to get better, he will whine about not having your full attention anymore.

Thanks for reading!

#OB!HumanAu #obey me #obey me x reader #obey me shall we date #obey me!#obey me nightbringer #om! shall we date #obey me fanfic #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me gender neutral mc #obey me! headcanons

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hopeluna-archived · 2 years

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Obey Me! Brothers reacting to you slapping their ass

Obey Me! Brothers x GN!reader

Genre: crack basically and fluff

Warnings: a bit suggestive

A/N: Well this is it people, my first headcanon. Feel free to tell me if its shit cause idk I think it is. And if by a miracle you happen to like it, let me know if you want one with the side characters and requests are open so tell me if you wanna see something else.

The side characters edition

M.list

Lucifer

do you wish to die?

Shocked at first

But will quickly get over it and give you that fucking smirk

"MC, you're feeling rather brave today aren't you?"

Yeah good luck getting outta this one

Will make some comment on how he should punish you for such behaviour

Uno reverse card bitch, now you're flustered

Will give the bedroom eyes....yk the one

Lets just say, you didn't get much sleep that night and were in need of a wheelchair

Mammon

Shocked pikachu face

Mammon.exe has stopped working. Please hold him he's about to die

Acts all annoyed

"Oi human! What do ya think you're doing huh?!"

He said calmly and not blushing like a tomato

Totally loved it btw

Will convince you to do it infront of his brothers

Their faces are priceless

Haha get it? price cause Mammon.....anyways

Leviathan

Will literally screech like a damn banshee

Gets a nosebleed. Help the poor guy please

"W-what was t-that?!"

Levi its called having some fun with your partner

He doesn't get it

WILL NOT come out of his room for as long as he can

Congrats you broke the guy

Satan

Amused af

Makes some witty comment that I can't think of right now

Similarly to Lucifer

Don't tell him I said that

He also chuckles and gives you the bedroom eyes

You were just wanting to see his reaction

Next thing you know, you're not walking for days

Asmodeus

Horny giggle

"Oh MC you're so cute!♥︎"

Slaps your ass

Isn't even phased by your stunt

Starts flirting with you

Uno reverse card 2.0 bitch

Now you're flustered

And he leads you to his room shamelessly

And again you need a wheelchair

Beelzebub

Goes like this 😐🙂😄

You would think it didn't affect him if it weren't for the obvious blush

Genuinely confused and asks you why you did it

After you tell him you just wanted to see his reaction and have fun

He gives the most wholesome smile

He's happy that your happy so do it again if you want

He don't mind

Belphegor

He's asleep

Thats it. The end

If you manage to do it while he's awake he'll go from surprised to being a little shit at the speed of light

Smug smirks and constant teasing comments

But don't let that fool you, cause he got light blush spreading across his cheeks

This menance

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justaweasel · 2 months

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Obey me headcanons but a crossover with MLP????

(Also to make up for the angst I posted a few days ago)

I've been rewatching, again, and I feel like there are some things I didn't cover for some reason, but whatever

There are like many species across equestria and Lord Diavolo would love meeting all of them, just so see how they rule and such

In a certain episode, ember (leader of dragons) and thorax (new leader of changelings) talk about the issues they have with ruling, can you imagine how much Dia would've loved to give them both advice and just air out his issues too? I just love that thought

Mammon being all ballsy and fucking around with dragons only to be bullied by the equivalent of a dragon teenager is something I CANT get out of my head

Beel bonding with the changelings cause they're bug brothers<33

In an episode, the main six ruin the "grand galloping gala", which is a really big thing, and they're like "well I hope princess Celestia isn't mad at us" and Princess Celestia comes and is like "That was the best thing ever!!!" And they're like, "That gala was horrible though" and she's like "Oh Twilight, the gala is horrible every year!! I invited you guys because I thought you could spice things up, and you did!" And if that doesn't give off Diavolo energy, I don't know what does

I've also seen people ponifying the characters, AND I LOVE THAT??

Here's my take on what type of pony everyone would be (just what screams out to me)

Lord Diavolo would be an alicorn a thousand percent, hair wavy-ness and all

Barbatos is a unicorn, specifically with a curved horn and the tail with the tuft of fur at the end (no idea what it's called)

Lucifer would be an alicorn too but he'd have a broken horn (kinda like Tempest from the movie), but he'd use a prosthetic to make it look normal and it basically is at this point, but if you want to save the alicorn thing, he'd be a unicorn that can make a set of wings for himself

Mammon is a pegasus (maybe a batpony, maybe a griffon but that's pushing it), definitely hides in the clouds when Lucifer is chasing him and likes to make it rain on his non Pegasus brothers

Levi is a unicorn that can transform into a merpony, he's his own Henry 2.0

Satan is a unicorn as well but often times his horn is charred at the end because he overuses his magic in anger, also has the tail tuft type of tail (or a kirin if we're crossing species)

Asmo is another unicorn, his horn is curved (something he is a bit insecure about), his hooves, snout, and horn all fade to like a light shade of pink (perhaaaps a changeling cause, idk, that's cool)

Beel is an earthpony, he's like BUFF, Big Macintosh typa buff, the day he learns to buck tress for fruit is the day there will be absolutely no more fruit, he also has a white underbelly that comes all the way to his snout

Belphie is an earthpony, and has the same white underbelly Beel has, is also the tail tufty typa guy

Solomon definitely is a unicorn, during big spells his hair does the Flowy thing too, his horn is curved and is white tipped, as well as his hooves

Simeon is a Pegasus, he's not the strongest flier though, he also does the wing hug thing with Luke

Luke is also a Pegasus and can't fly all too well, kinda like Scootalo but he can get himself off the ground for an extended period of time

Raphael is an unicorn, but he might as well be a Pegasus with how much he uses the magic wing spell

Mephisto is a unicorn with that curved horn, his hooves fade to black because he's cool like that

Thirteen is an earthpony , this, in no way, impedes her from making big complex traps

Satan would stab other people with his horn, full on head butting people for fun, it was all fun and games until he head butted Lucifer and Lucifer couldn't fly straight for a bit (he's sorry not sorry)

Diavolo also has more of an earthpony physique while Barbatos and Lucifer have the princess body type, not fully Celestia but Luna/Cadence

Beel has often been compared to a Parasprite because of their endless appetites

(Relating to the one above) Satan once accidentally shot a spell at Beel, and Beel coughed up a tiny version of himself, all the brothers proceeded to have a panic attack

Anyway, that's it!!!!

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parad-ice-lostandfound · 1 year

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Prompt:

Pairing: OM!Brothers x GN!MC

Genre: NA

TW: NA

Lucifer

It was in their files, so he knew about MC being an idol beforehand.

However, what he didn’t know was that the human that they had basically kidnapped for their exchange program was popular even in the Devildom.

On one hand, it meant less demons would be after their soul, but on the other hand, they’re too popular.

Man has his hands full with the work Diavolo gives him and his brothers, and now he has to look after a fragile little human who just so happens to be a big idol and influencer in two realms? He’ll need a vacation and a few bottle of Demonus after this-

Secretly is proud that his human has a fanbase that can rival those of him and his brothers in the Devildom.

Listens to MC’s songs when he needs to unwind. Just listening to their voice makes him feel relaxed and happier.

Mammon

New way to get Grimm: Acquired

After getting reprimanded for seeing MC’s celebrity status as a way to make money, he will act all cocky. Like, of course, it’s his human who’s a big idol with an even bigger fanbase. After all, the Avatar of Greed doesn’t make pacts with just anyone, y'know?

Will take his role as their first demon very seriously.

Will also sell autographed pictures of them. I can see him one day just barging into MC’s room with a stack of photos and asking them to sign each one of them.

But he will be greedy with one thing; their voice. He’ll ask them to sing some songs of theirs when the two are alone, preferably in one of their rooms. At that time he’ll set his tsundere nature aside, and if MC looks at him, they’ll see that he’s closed his eyes, a faint smile playing on his lips as he listens attentively.

He will become pouty if they sing for his brothers though.

Leviathan

Fanboy mode: Activated

He definitely knew about MC before they came to Devildom, and almost passed out when he saw them for the first time.

He’d be a stuttering, blushing mess of a demon at first, but as time goes by, he’ll become more comfortable with having them around.

That doesn’t stop him from fainting whenever MC shows him the smallest amount of affection though-

Proud 2.0

Another one who likes to hear them sing their songs.

Will buy all of their merch, then come up to MC like the shy little otaku he is and ask them to sign it for him.

Has a part of his room dedicated to MC’s merch.

Satan

Doesn’t really think much of it at first.

He respects MC’s hard work and determination for what they do, but doesn’t really go bonkers over it.

Satan does worry about their safety though. He knows that some people can be rather creepy with how they interact with MC, so he has designated himself as their bodyguard.

Reads up on musical theory and likes to talk with them about it. Sometimes he even helps them write songs, though the ones he assists with always somehow end up being about cats or overly angsty and violent songs.

Asmodeus

Squealed in pure joy when he saw MC for the first time and nearly got hung upside down by Lucifer

Asmo is always up to date with the newest trends, so obviously he’d heard about the up and coming sensation that was MC. May or may not have been thinking of paying them a little visit in the Human Realm before they were dropped into the Devildom-

Asks them to perform for him, but if they’re uncomfortable with that, he’ll settle for watching videos of their past performances, provided they are next to him.

He’s a highly sought after demon, so he’s had his fair share of experience with obsessed fans. He uses his charm whenever he feels like someone is making MC uncomfortable or has bad intentions.

Asmo often gushes about them on his Devilgram. There is an account devoted solely to record memories of him and them, and although it has more followers than his own account, he finds that he doesn’t really mind it.

Beelzebub

Is very proud of MC for still being caring and humble, even when they’re a celebrity. Beel is the part of the RAD Fangol team, and he’s seen firsthand how praise and fame can go to one’s head with a bunch of his teammates, so he really admires MC’s down-to-earth behavior.

Soft protector worries about MC a lot.

Always makes sure that they have enough to eat, and will make sure that they eat a well-balanced meal three times a day.

Beel likes work out with MC, sometimes dragging Belphie to the gym as well.

Very protective of MC, he’s always around them. And if for some reason he cannot look after them, he’ll entrust them to Belphie or any other brother of his.

Belphegor

The first thought that comes to his mind is dragging MC to take a nap with him. After all, being a celebrity must be exhausting, right? Always giving your best and entertaining fans must be hard work, so MC should rest a little.

MC thought he was clingy before? Belphie will literally cling to them at all times now, stating that he cannot go to sleep unless they sing him something.

On days when MC is tired or not around, he’ll fall asleep to the recordings of lullabies that he made them sing for him beforehand.

Uses his ability on them to give them good dreams, so that they’re refreshed and energetic the next day.

And if there were any demonic or human fans of MC who tried to harass them? Yeah, they’re not gonna see them for a long, long time…. And no MC, he didn’t have anything to do with it, don’t give him that look-

#obey me writing #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #obey me headcanons #headcanons #om headcanons #idol!mc

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that-one-pretty-bitch · 1 year

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So, I was explaining the plot of Obey me! shall we date to @loekas

And here it is:

FYI: Everyone in Obey me! is emotionally constipated as F U C K

I just know that the Obey me lovers are about to come for my soul

Lucifer- pride

Basically a total asshole and prick. He constantly overworks himself. He has threatened to kill the MC many many times. He punishes his brothers in cruel ways. ( A sadist ) To make things better though, he is hot, i’ll give him that.

Mammon- Greed

A thief, will fucking steal from you. He is the MC's best friend and fandom's favorite although he acts greedy like my little brother during Christmas so I fail to see the appeal and cry blood whenever I see smut on him bcz he acts like a spoiled 5 yr old brat who loves his mom but will never admit it. You could hold a gun to his head and force him to say it but he will not

Leviathan- Envy

What a loser, honestly. All my man does is play video games and simp over underage waifu's. ( YOU CANT TELL ME RURI HANNA IS NOT LIKE 8 ) He 10/10 has a body pillow. Also attempted to kill the MC, even though MC is his only friend ( thats sad ). A hardcore gen z and hated by a lot of the fandom. Shut in Otaku and a creepy discord mod.

Satan- Wrath

Daddy issues who?? Lucifer is his dad and he HATES when he is compared to Lucifer because spoiled brat doesn't want to be like that "ugly old man". He was created out of Lucifer's wrath when their sister died and since then everyone sees him as a replacement for their dead sister he hates it. The kind of guy who would smash random objects when angry bcz of temper tantrums. I don’t feel bad for him because??? Daddy issues??? Suck it up, Lucifer isn’t even that bad your just salty he’s hotter. Also purge that outfit rn, that's a crime to fashion.

Asmodeus- Lust

A boy but so girlypop??( No hate I love girlypop boys ) Probs fucked every human, demon and angel in existence. Gossip queen and mean girl. Never trust him with secrets, he would tell the entire school. Horny 24/7, honestly a big cheater and fuckboy. Regina George 2.0, will make fun of your outfit because he wants to look better. That pretty girl that you go to talk to but turns out she has a nasty attitude and talks shit about everyone?? Thats him. Then he gets mad when people call him ugly??? Also compliment fishing on Insta all the time.

Beel - Gluttony ( older twin )

Genuinely sweet. Himbo, super muscular?? He plays sports, that one high school jock that EVERY girl has a crush on. Crying and temper tantrums when he is hungry and not given food. Tried to eat MC when he got hungry- but he apologized to MC and now they are cool. Man child tbh

Belphegor - Sloth ( younger twin )

I bet y’all were WAITING for my opinion on this one

I hate you. Murderer, literally everyone hates him. Nobody in the fandom likes him because he actually succeeded in killing the MC but they were brought back to life by the demon king and his butler. Dangerous mf, MC forgives him though?? Once you get to know him he is just a sleepy baby that wakes up with murder on his mind lol. But then again EVERYONE tried to kill MC, he was the only one that succeeded. Ngl he is pretty bad at pretending to be a defenseless human, I didn’t fall for it but the game made me go in there anyway.

Simeon- angel

My man could rail me but he would hate me irl. Holy man, jesus is good you all are unholy. Sweet? Kind? Talented writer? Grandpa that can't learn to use devices no matter what?? Everything I need in a man. Wears a slutty outfit but acts like he is all angelic and kind. Like- ✨sinful shoulders✨

Solomon- Sorcerer

Grandpa Sol. Can’t cook to save his like, Yor Forger level but even worse. Never eat his cooking, even Beel refuses to eat that monstrosity. Makes the most annoying dad jokes ever like stfu. Sussy Baka fr fr

Luke- cute baby angel

Simeon's adopted son, MC is his role model ( much to Simeon's dismay ) bcz my MC be unholy asf. Loves baking MC sweet things ( Luke pls can I marry your dad-? ) but hates when MC flirts with his father figure ( Isn't stopping me ) He is a chiwawa as per EVERYONE. Woof woof

Barbatos - Hot butler

The demon prince's hot servant, I like the butler kind. Would probably smile while insulting the shit out of you. WIll make you regret all your life decisions. Also has time manipulation where he can look into the future and stop it from happening by turning back time. The demon prince's father figure.

Could you please take me back to when I failed my math test and help me fix it-?

Lord Diavolo- Demon Prince

Demon prince, spoiled child, himbo, MC's source of secret income. When Lucifer doesn't let the MC or brothers do something they talk Lord Diavolo into changing Lucifer's mind. Biggest sweet tooth ever. Daddy Issues 2.0. Sugar daddy material, probably has a secret relationship with Lucifer.

Mc- Human

The most insane human being to ever exist.

#my honest opinion on obey me #obey me #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #obey me lord diavolo #obey me mc

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snowcandyz · 2 years

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How to Babysit Six Toddlers 101: Lucifer's Special Edition

Genre: Fluff

Summary: A special babysitting guide for Lucifer when his six troublemaker brothers were 'babyfied' by a powerful group of witches.

Tada! His brothers were cursed by some witches as a punishment.

What for? Apparently, they were in a bet with this group of witches and lost miserably because Mammon and Satan chose to play dirty.

Let’s just say Lucifer came home with six crying toddlers.

Sigh…

He can’t undo the spells easily since it’s a powerful group of witches and there’s 6 of them altogether. Might as well just wait for them to change back to normal in 3 months time (and probably blackmail them with photos or videos, who knows. Serves you right for trying to cheat)

Baby-proof the house at the speed of lightning.

MAMMON [3 YEARS OLD]

Troublemaker 1.0

Ran around the house; jumped up and down the stairs; climbed up the high window; jumped on the couch, the bed, the table.

Basically, Lucifer couldn’t keep his eyes off of Mammon for one second because Mammon would find absolutely anything to get himself in trouble.

Either hurting himself from falling down the stairs or breaking the vase and cutting his finger

Anything

Would be the one to tease Levi by stealing his Henry 2.0’s plushie.

But secretly watched over his brothers when they were playing together. Making sure there are safe, perhaps?

Mammon is the type of toddler who likes to venture off and may end up getting lost.

But the chances of him getting lost when Lucifer took the brothers out for a walk is low because Mammon couldn’t stand 5 minutes being away from Lucifer.

“Lu…Lucifer… Where…?”

He ended up getting returned to Lucifer by some passers-by who heard his cries.

Whenever Mammon cried, it only took about several minutes for Lucifer to calm him down.

“Mammon! I told you not to do that! Look what happened!” Lucifer scolded him after he’s crying from the broken piece of glass that cut his finger.

Although his tone was pretty harsh, the gentle touch when he wiped some antiseptic on Mammon’s wound made Mammon sniff quietly.

He stared quietly at the band-aid on his forefinger before extending it to Lucifer and whimpered, “Pain…”

Lucifer sighed and gave it a kiss before telling Mammon to not run around the house again.

Had a lot of energy during the day but thankfully would lay low during the night.

What Lucifer likes about Mammon:

Mammon would wait for Lucifer every morning instead of crying for attention like normal toddlers. When he woke up and found out Lucifer wasn’t inside the room, he would lay down quietly and patiently wait for his big brother to show up, either from the kitchen after making their breakfast or from the shower.

Mammon would also lightly pat Levi and Satan whenever they stirred in their sleep to comfort them because those two would cry and wake the others up.

So when Lucifer came into the room, Mammon would sit up and smile brightly before extending his arms, indicating he wanted Lucifer to pick him up.

Other things to note about Toddler Mammon:

The first one to fall asleep (L: only needs to lie beside him and pat him slowly until he falls asleep)

Also the first to wake up (L: no waking up needed)

Temperament: Difficult (L: Troublemaker during the day, an easy child during the night)

LEVIATHAN [3 YEARS OLD]

Very quiet and easy to please.

All Lucifer needed to do was give him some toys and keep him close in case Levi wanted to take a nap or he’s hungry.

A good company when Lucifer’s working on his paper works.

But do not, under any circumstances, take Henry 2.0’s plushie away from him.

Would cry his eyes out, even after Lucifer took the plushie from Mammon and returned it to Levi.

Very difficult to calm down after his cries.

It took Lucifer about 20 to 25 minutes to finally calm him down.

Levi would be the type to eat while playing with his toy cars (also with Henry 2.0’s plushie beside him)

“Leviathan! How many times have I told you to focus during eating?”

If Lucifer threatened to take his toys away, he’d start to cry.

Bonds well with Asmo. He’s willing to share some of his plushies (except Henry 2.0) with Asmo.

Levi took a long time in the bath, mostly he’d play story-telling with the rubber duckies.

So Lucifer had to pull him away from the tub before his lips turned blue.

“Stop struggling! You’ve been in the bath for 45 minutes now!”

Whenever Lucifer took the brothers out for a walk, Levi will stay close to Lucifer. Even whined that he didn’t want to go out sometimes.

If a stranger approached the brothers and try to smile or greet Levi, he’d cry and quickly run to hug Lucifer’s leg for comfort.

DO NOT LIKE STRANGER

Again, Lucifer had a hard time calming him down.

Are you sure he’s easier to take care of than Mammon, Luci?

What Lucifer likes about Leviathan:

Basically Leviathan is very easy to take care of. He likes to do his usual routine, eat his usual snacks, play with his usual toys. Just don’t introduce new things suddenly because he will not like them very much. So if Lucifer sticks to Levi’s usual routine, he will not complain much. His quiet company is very much appreciated by Lucifer because he does not cry easily.

Yes, only under certain circumstances that someone steals his toys, will he cry. So keep Mammon in check.

Levi also coloured and doodled on paper quite often. Every time he finished his masterpiece, he’d joyfully run to Lucifer and showed his drawings. Most of the time, it’s about dragons and robots, but Levi also drew the brothers together sometimes.

You can bet he saved all of Levi’s drawings on his pinboard.

One time, Lucifer noticed Levi kept swiping his bangs away from his eyes as he tried to colour some drawings. Lucifer ordered him to sit up for a while and tied his bangs with a black hair tie. Since then, Levi would run to Lucifer if he wanted to doodle or colour so Lucifer could tie his hair.

Other things to note about Toddler Leviathan:

The last one to fall asleep (L: very hard to fall asleep, needs to read several bedtime stories about dragons and knights before he dozes off)

The third to wake up (L: will search for me after waking up, so be prepared to take him before he disturbs the others)

Temperament: Slow-to-warm-up (L: takes some time to get comfortable around new things, and KEEP HENRY 2.0 CLOSE)

SATAN [1 YEAR OLD]

Troublemaker 2.0

Literally will break every glass in sight, throw every object he got his hands on, topple (or push very hard with his chaotic baby energy) every table and even cry for attention almost every second.

So guess what baby Satan will do when Lucifer comes to comfort his tantrum?

He will bite Lucifer’s hand and pull on his hair.

“Satan!” Lucifer glared at the baby.

Baby Satan still did not stop biting Lucifer’s hand.

If Lucifer ignored his tantrum, Satan will do it even harder. Even induce Belphie and Beel to cry along if Satan did not calm down.

“What exactly do you want…” Lucifer sighed as he cradled crying baby Belphie in his arms to comfort him.

Satan ended up having to spend his entire day in a baby strap while Lucifer cleaned up his mess.

Because Levi likes to play story-telling while he’s in the bath, baby Satan would sometimes crawl into the bathroom to either listen or play with the water that Levi purposely splashed at him.

Lucifer ended up having to change Satan’s clothes yet again because of Levi.

Diavolo who is intrigued by baby Satan will ask Lucifer whether they can hold Satan for a bit.

Lucifer usually leaves the decision entirely to his brothers and with Satan, he’s willing to make friends with anybody. He’d laugh and get along well, even with strangers, unlike his two older brothers.

But after some time, Satan will start to whine and cry if he’s not back in Lucifer’s arms.

With baby Satan being sassy all the time, Lucifer took quite some time to comfort him from his cries.

His tantrums are the worst but there’s a cute side of him that only Lucifer knows.

What Lucifer likes about Satan:

On rare occasions that Satan was quiet and obedient, he’d crawl to Lucifer’s leg and tug on his pants. When he successfully grabbed Lucifer’s attention, Satan would raise his arms and ask Lucifer to pick him up.

Lucifer would do so and put him on top of his working desk. The quiet baby Satan then watched his eldest brother work while occasionally letting out his baby talk and slapped the table loudly.

“What is it? You want me to read you some books?”

“Ki…tty…”

“Books about cats? Sure, let’s do it,” Lucifer picked him up in his arms and took some books with colourful cat images to enjoy the evening with his brother.

Other things to note about Infant Satan:

The fifth one to fall asleep (L: almost the same as Leviathan, but actually goes to sleep after drinking his milk and listening to some bedtime stories. Needs constant soothing when sleepy. Stirs up in sleep quite often)

The fourth to wake up (L: will cry if I’m not beside him, so prepare his milk beforehand)

Temperament: Difficult (L: A literal child of the devil. VERY hard to please)

ASMODEUS [2 YEARS OLD]

A sweet angel.

Bonds well with all of his brothers.

Played along with Mammon as they both ventured around the house excitedly. Usually didn’t get in trouble because Mammon is the first one to either jump down the stairs or climb up the window. So Asmo could get away while Mammon received a lecture by Lucifer.

Played with Levi’s plushies and asked him to brush his hair after bath. And surprisingly, Levi did not complain. He skillfully brushed Asmo’s hair before the two played together with some toys.

Also took a long time in the bath.

Likes to help Lucifer in the kitchen.

Helped mash the potatoes for Beel’s snack.

Sometimes kept Satan occupied from wrecking the house by playing with him.

Always gushed over Belphie when he’s sleeping.

“Belfe is cute!” Asmo exclaimed beside Lucifer as he stared at his brother’s sleeping figure in Lucifer’s arms.

“Yes, yes. Now keep quiet. You’ll wake him up,” Lucifer whispered.

Rarely cries and is easy to comfort if he ever cries.

Because of his friendly nature, a lot of passers-by in the park like to stop and greet the brothers, especially Asmo.

Like Satan, he wouldn’t mind befriending anyone.

And unlike everyone else, he won’t cry if he didn’t see Lucifer nearby.

So Lucifer has to keep track of Asmo’s whereabout because there’s a lot of malicious demons out there who’d take advantage of the situation and try to hurt—or even worse, kidnap—his brother(s).

What Lucifer likes about Asmodeus:

“Lushifa! Asmo give flower!”

“Lushifa! Asmo give comb!”

“Lushifa! Asmo give pen!”

That’s the daily routine with Asmo around when Lucifer’s trying to finish his paperwork. Yes, it can be pretty annoying sometimes but with Asmo repeatedly pestering him, it gives him some reminder to either take a break; check on his brothers (especially Mammon, Satan and Beel); or a reminder that it’s snack/nap time for the toddlers.

“Asmo sleepy…” he whined while rubbing his eyes.

Levi, who was playing with Asmo just now, was also whining groggily.

Lucifer took a glance on his wristwatch before putting down his pen and picking Asmodeus up. The toddler instantly laid his head on the eldest’s shoulder while the eldest took Levi by the hand and assisted them both to the common room.

He carefully laid down futons for his six brothers and gently laid down Asmodeus, who’s already sound asleep, to his futon. He tugged the toddler in and proceeded to lull Levi to sleep. It wasn’t long until the third eldest followed Asmodeus into Dreamland.

Lucifer gave them both a small smile one last time before taking off to find the remaining brothers for their nap time.

Other things to note about Toddler Asmodeus:

The fourth one to fall asleep (L: falls asleep faster if I sing his favourite lullaby)

The second one to wake up (L: always happy in the morning, a cutie)

Temperament: Easy (L: a good toddler)

BEELZEBUB [1.8 YEARS OLD]

Chubby baby

Always be seen with Belphie.

Would cry if he couldn’t find Belphie within 10 minutes.

Actually very patient.

When Belphie sleeps, Beel will still hold Belphie’s hand and play by himself quietly.

If Mammon or Satan made enough noise to actually wake Belphie up, he will cry (because Belphie is crying too)

Won’t cry for a long time, so Lucifer didn’t have a hard time calming him down.

Likes to walk into the kitchen and search for snacks. If Lucifer’s there, he’d demand for some snacks but if Lucifer’s not there, he’d try to climb the stool and get on top of the table.

Usually Belphie held him back because it’s dangerous (he fell down several times but still wanted to try) but if Belphie’s taking a nap, Mammon would be the one who stopped him from climbing the stool.

Because of the ruckus, Lucifer made his way into the kitchen and carefully picked up Beel before anything bad happened.

And now that Lucifer’s here, Beel can ask for snacks!

“Beel, it’s only 10 in the morning,” Lucifer sighed again while going through the cabinet to search for Beel’s favourite baby biscuit.

“Besides, you just ate the mashed potatoes Asmo made for you,” In contrast to his words, Lucifer handed him two pieces of baby biscuits for Beel to munch on.

While he’s smiling and happily munching on the snack, Lucifer picked him up into his arm and walked out of the kitchen, making sure he cast a spell on the kitchen entrance in case Beel walked there again to cause trouble.

Likes to give his brothers a surprise hug.

The one who got the most surprise hug is Belphie. Mammon and Asmo are next.

Ran along and played with Mammon whenever they went out for a walk.

But only on one condition that he can see Belphie nearby.

If Mammon is going too far of the radar, Beel will stop playing and run back to Lucifer and Belphie.

He could always find those two, who were sitting on a bench while Lucifer calmed Levi from his cries and baby Satan watched curiously.

If Beel encountered any stranger, he won’t cry or run.

Sure, strangers can touch him or pick him up and play with him, but be mindful. If he can’t see Belphie for 10 minutes, he will cry.

And because the ones holding him is not Lucifer, he will cry extra hard.

What Lucifer likes about Beelzebub:

Sometimes, Beel would wake up in the middle of the night. He looked over to his right and spotted Belphie with his favourite black spots blanket covering his tiny body. His chest rose up and down slowly.

Beel then crawled towards Lucifer who’s sleeping in between Satan and Belphie. He made sure he didn’t wake anyone up, including Lucifer, as he crawled quietly on top of the eldest.

Lucifer positioned himself between Belphie and Satan because Satan always stirred in his sleep so Lucifer had to comfort him regularly. Meanwhile, Belphie loves to sleep beside Lucifer and Beel so Beel didn’t really get any chance to get close with the eldest.

Therefore, he wanted to take this chance. After making sure no one woke up, Beel laid his head on Lucifer’s chest and slowly went back to sleep, lulling himself with his brother’s calm heartbeat.

Little did he know, Lucifer was awake throughout Beel’s little 'journey’. Having to care for Satan who would regularly whine in his dreams and cry, Lucifer knew not to be a heavy sleeper.

As soon as he felt another weight on top of him, he knew Beel was there too. After making sure the toddler’s asleep again, he carefully placed his arm on top of Beel to make sure the redhead didn’t fall and accidentally hit one of his brothers.

With a small smile, Lucifer went back to sleep.

Other things to note about Toddler Beelzebub:

The third one to fall asleep (L: give him his milk and lull him to sleep. Sleeps faster when Belphie holds his hand)

The sixth one to wake up (L: will be very hungry so best to prepare his breakfast and milk beforehand)

Temperament: Easy (L: aside from his constant snacking, Beel is a very chill baby)

BELPHEGOR [1.8 YEARS OLD]

Had his brothers gush over him all the time even though Satan is the youngest in the family.

Got a lot of things done for him by Mammon, Levi and Asmo.

Didn’t complain much about it because now he won’t have to do anything *wink *wink

Likes to lay his head on whoever lifts him up. Most likely Lucifer but Mammon tried picking him up too once and almost fell down. But Belphie still laid his head lovingly on Mammon’s shoulder.

Actually likes to play with Satan a lot.

Join Satan’s mischievous adventure of destroying the house but Beel would sometimes stop Belphie.

Beel’s crying face made Belphie stop and choose to comfort his twin instead.

Likes to hold hand with Beel.

Will not sleep if Beel’s not nearby. And if he didn’t get to sleep according to his usual nap time, he will cry. Hard.

Lucifer had a hard time trying to soothe him when he’s cranky.

Quite a picky eater too. Didn’t like many things so Lucifer had to think hard for this one.

“What exactly do you want to eat? I’ve given you many options!”

Belphie shoved his bowl of fried pasta that’s been cut into smaller pieces to Beel instead.

Have his favourite pillow and blanket. If Lucifer couldn’t find his pillow and blanket by the time Belphie wanted to take his nap, cranky Belphie will be activated.

If Lucifer takes the brothers out for a walk, Belphie prefers to stay behind with Lucifer and Satan.

Only on several occasions will he explore along with Beel and Mammon.

Not a fan of strangers. Won’t cry like Levi but will throw a tantrum instead.

What Lucifer likes about Belphegor:

Lucifer once again rubbed Belphie’s back as the toddler cried his eyes out. It has been 5 minutes now and Belphie showed no signs of stopping anytime soon.

“Your black spot blanket is in the washer right now. I can only find your light blue velvet blanket. Come on, you like this too, right?” Lucifer tried giving the blanket to his brother but the latter shoved it down to the floor. His cries were ringing throughout the House of Lamentation and Lucifer couldn’t help but sigh.

He picked the blanket up once again and tried wrapping Belphie with it, hoping the familiar scent of it can calm Belphie from his cries and just go to sleep already.

And it actually worked.

Belphie’s cries were reduced to sobs and whines as he clutched the blanket in his tiny hand. Seeing the toddler finally calming down, Lucifer laid him down on a futon and carefully tugged him in. The soft velvety touch from the blanket made Belphie even sleepier as his left hand searched for his twin’s hand.

Already on cue, Beel held Belphie’s hand and mumbled, “Schleep…” as he himself rubbed his eyes sleepily.

Lucifer ran a hand through Beel’s orange hair while patting Belphie to sleep. He hummed the usual lullaby that the twins love and slowly watched the two drift off to sleep, along with some whines and frowns from a sleeping Belphie because he’s not holding his favourite blankie that day.

Another things to note about Toddler Belphegor:

The second one to fall asleep (L: on a usual day that he’s not cranky for no reason, he only need some lullaby to fall asleep. DO NOT LOSE HIS BLACK SPOTS BLANKET AND POLKA DOT PILLOW!)

The last one to wake up (L: have to wake him up or he’ll be sleeping through the next day)

Temperament: Slow-to-warm-up (L: don’t really like changes in his routine but a bit easier to handle than Levi)

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“And the Hero saves the day yet again,” Lucifer closed the storybook with a thud and looked up to see Levi who’s still wide awake. He glanced over to the clock to check the time. It’s 10:30 p.m. yet the toddler showed no sign of drowsiness.

Lucifer sat beside the third born and gently patted his head, “Why aren’t you sleepy yet? It’s late. You should sleep.”

“Lucifer?”

“Hmm?”

“Hero has friends?”

Lucifer smiled a little before saying, “Of course.”

Levi fiddled with Henry 2.0’s fin plushie again, looking a bit worried.

“But that doesn’t mean you have to be a hero to have friends. You can still have friends even if you’re a villain. You can be anything and still have friends.”

“Levi… have friends….?”

“Of course, you can have friends too, Levi.” Hearing Lucifer’s words, Levi smiled a little and hugged his plushie closer. Beside him, Asmo and Mammon were already sound asleep and Lucifer wondered how long it’ll take for this one to follow along.

Lucifer lied down beside Levi and patted him gently, lulling him to sleep. Seeing the toddler’s eyelids slowly closing to the sound of his lullaby, Lucifer properly tucked him in and gave his brother a kiss on top of his head.

After making sure Levi’s tight clutch on Lucifer’s shirt loosen, Lucifer sat up slowly and looked down on his six brothers who’s soundly asleep. Their peaceful faces looked so cute under the soft yellowish orange night light on the wall.

Lucifer didn’t really need a night light to sleep but after his brothers were turned into toddlers, they couldn’t sleep without a night light, especially Mammon.

Even though Lucifer’s bed is huge enough to accommodate his six brothers, he wouldn’t risk it and decided to have the brothers sleep on futons instead. At least he won’t have any accidents of anyone falling down from the bed while sleeping and possibly injuring themselves.

Smiling to himself, Lucifer then fixed Mammon’s blanket and took his arms away from Asmo’s face. The 2 years old was already frowning in his sleep because of the discomfort, so Lucifer rubbed the toddler’s forehead softly to ease the frown.

After making sure everything’s in check, he decided to call it a night. But not until he heard a soft whine coming from a certain blond. The whine turned into cries and Lucifer immediately picked Satan up into his arms, cradling him and shushing him, “Shh... It’s okay… It’s okay I’m here now.”

He shifted Satan’s position and laid Satan’s head on his shoulder to rub his back gently. Sensing that it’s really Lucifer, Satan calmed down and sobbed quietly. His tiny hands were still clutching on Lucifer’s shirt as the eldest comforted him back to sleep.

But when Lucifer tried to lay him down on the futon, Satan started whining again, “It’s alright, I’m gonna be here… It’s okay Satan…”

Satan scooted closer and whined again. It took Lucifer a while to get him to calm down and sleep again. It’s a regular routine for the blond to wake up from his sleep and demand comfort from the eldest. Sometimes it’s him, sometimes it’s Levi and Mammon. Funny enough how the twins were the only one who slept comfortably throughout the night.

Running his fingers through Satan’s hair, he looked over at the little one.

Satan, another being that was born from his wrath. Looking at him again made Lucifer’s heart sombre. He knew how Satan fought the hardest to suppress his sin and it’s understandable why Satan hated him. He didn’t ask to be born; to be compared with Lucifer and have his identity revolve around Lucifer’s shadow.

“But you’re still my brother and I promise I’ll protect you too,” Lucifer smiled.

Sure, he lost Lilith, but he gained another brother to cure his sadness. Satan may be a troublemaker at times but Lucifer won’t have it any other way.

He’ll fight his hardest to keep his family safe. As long as his brothers are still smiling and arguing with each other, he knew everything’s going to be alright.

This night is the last night for him to indulge in his brothers’ cuteness because the curse ends tomorrow. As much as he’s tired of taking care of six toddlers at the same time, he’s going to miss their visible fondness of him. He knows his brothers love him but having them be more open like this doesn’t come everyday.

At least he knew all of them love him. Just as much as how he loves them.

You bet Lucifer took a lot of photos. Whether it’s for blackmailing purposes or for personal use, nobody knows.

| Masterlist |

#obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me fluff #obey me writing #obey me fics #han writes

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cryptiles · 2 years

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CLASSROOM THINGS, PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3

- details ; brothers × gn! reader ; head-cannon based ; 〘🐙〙 ; obey me m.list ; they/them/you/yours

- summary; random things that'll happen with the brothers during class

- requests are open as of 22/8 —> 5 match ups left

-a/n ; 3 posts in a day i’m on a fucking roll.

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LEVIATHAN

• this man doesn’t even go to school irl he’s literally on lockdown 24/7.

• but lets just okay he actually goes to school.

• he’d be the quiet kid at the back of the class who understands some things and selectively chooses not to pay attention to uninteresting parts.

• he probably doodles on his worksheets and forgets to erase them at least once or twice.

• he probably gets homework done once in a while or for subjects he likes if not it’s getting drowned in the tank.

• whispers to you during classes unless it’s particularly loud.

• i feel like he’d be spilling tea and the class would suddenly quiet down and he wouldn’t realise it , when you stop him from speaking he’ll realise and immediately go red.

• he’s really fucking funny though.

• expect a few insults and random remarks throughout the day that make you try not to burst out laughing in your seat.

• if the teacher calls him to answer questions , he’ll look at you for help hoping that you’ll answer it for him.

• if you do , we’ll worship you for the rest of his life.

• in return whenever you’re in need of help or he feels like you’re struggling at a question after noticing that you’ve been staring at the question for a long time [ it could even be just a few milliseconds ] he would write down the answer for you on a small piece of paper and shyly place on your desk.

• he stares at you so much during classes and whenever you catch him , he immediately goes red , jaw dropped , stumbling over his things and fidgeting with them trying not to make it obvious that he was staring.

• once you caught him and gave him a wink , he fainted.

• imagine him with glasses , omg he’d be so cute.

• he’d adjust his glasses quite a few times probably because its a habit or a way to fidget with something.

• he brings games to classes so you both can game together in between breaks.

• if you both have different classes , he wouldn’t immediately think about waiting for you outside your class to walk you to your next.

• but if you ask him to one day , suddenly he’s waiting for you everyday.

• his bag is decorated with keychains , locker with stickers , water bottle too.

• he actually has really good ideas for class projects but is just too shy to announce them </3.

• he would do your homework for you if you asked.

• when you sleep he wouldn’t wake you up no matter what , he just can’t help it !

• one reason is that he wants to let you sleep , sleep is important especially for fragile humans , levi would basically be killing you if he doesn’t let you take a short nap.

• second reason is that he likes watching your relaxed face during class , you feel safe enough to be around him to sleep ?? he’s overwhelmed and shutting down.

• he probably moved your hair out of your face while you slept and you definitely felt it but didn’t say anything and just savoured the moment.

• if you do mention it to him , he may get self-conscious about it so please follow it up with some reassurance !!

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SATAN

• literally just lucifer 2.0

• straight A’s , hot smart nerd.

• although he’s way more mischievous , he’s a fucking menace.

• both of you will skip classes him to piss lucifer off and you because studying is just mentally draining.

• don’t worry he’ll tutor you everything you missed out on and everyone you guys skip , he’ll bring you to a cat cafe ! win win !

• it rarely happens it probably happened like twice only , skipping classes were you and mammons thing.

• him and lucifer probably have the nicest handwriting out of the brothers.

• its neat and tidy , you complimented him on it before and he stuttered thanking you.

• now he gives you hand written notes on topics you don’t understand and little encouragement notes + cat doodles on them during class.

• if you’re sleeping , he’d 100% let you sleep if its nothing important but if it is he’d wake you up and try to get a small convo out of you to wake up fully and pay attention.

• he brings sweets and drinks to secretly snack on during class to keep you awake.

• definitely holds your hand underneath the table.

• if the teacher calls you for a question , he’d immediately answer it for you and play it off as the smart guy antics.

• orr

• he would quickly write the answer on a piece of paper and show it to you.

• now with this man its giving academic rivals.

• if satan does better than you he will gloat about it and do that annoying smirk he does , but he’s soft for you so head pats ! to make you feel better.

• if you both tie , expect grumbling and complaining but it wouldn’t even last 3 seconds before you both forget about it and just debate on something else.

• if you do better he wouldn’t even be mad about it and instead be proud , like damn you just beat one of the smartest demons.

• satan will absolutely bring you to a cat cafe to celebrate and yes , nothing other than a cat cafe.

• jk though , he’ll definitely bring you to a place you want to go first. [ THEN , the cat cafe. ]

• he’s a cheesy romantic so he’ll probably pack lunch for you and leave it on your desk anonymously if you have to stay back for that day.

• he leaves flowers and notes too.

• it’s either everyone or no one knows its him theres no in between.

• another one that would bring sweets and stuff to class to munch on.

• you’d catch him staring very often , you don’t know why but it’s an instinct or something like he’s the most obvious one.

• he’d either blush or smirk , depending on his mood.

• he probably loves classes that has anything to do with discussions about topics , debating and the human world.

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#obey me #obey me x reader #obey me fluff #obey me x you #requests are open #obey me x gender neutral reader #shall we date obey me #obey me x mc #obey me imagines

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strawberry-cowmilk · 1 year

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Hi, hi! May I request for the bros and child! MC? Just general head canons and how they get along yk yk.

I love ur works sm, and dw if u don't wanna write this <3 Tyyyyy! <3

Bonus: child! MC calls the bros "Big brother" but calls Lucifer "dad" or "papa" <3 thanks again! And ofc, don't pressure urself ok?

Hi! It's no trouble at all, don't worry about it! I'm happy to hear you like my work. Anyways, I hope you like this!

the brothers with a child mc

a/n: I know there are some real perverts out there: this is NOT meant to describe a romantic relationship between the brothers and mc at all. I don't want you on my blog, but the police sure wants you in their jails ♡♡

mc's gender is not mentioned, not proof read

content warnings: children

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Lucifer

he was really shocked when the exchange student turned out to be a child

'diavolo we made a mistake-'

but well, now he might as well look after you, right?

everyone can tell how soft mr avatar of pride is for the tiny human, lucifer frees up time from work to play games with you

he feels an even stronger need to protect you when you call him 'dad'

Mammon

mammon is great with kids

he literally spends a lot of money on toys and clothes to make you happy

he feels like he's been granted the highest title of honor when you call him your big brother

one time simeon and luke came over and the first thing they saw was mammon running around the house with you, having the time of your life, on his back

Leviathan

at first he wanted nothing to do with some human child

until mammon and beel basically forced him to play video games with you, they didn't want you thinking levi hates you

his door is now always open for you to play child friendly games on his playstation (levi hid his more violent games just in case)

also he often lets you win against him, and he thinks it's really sweet of you to pay attention to henry 2.0

Satan

the exchange student is a literal child? well somebody has to make sure you don't get badly influenced by his wild brothers

he wouldn't want you to learn how to steal like mammon, or end up like levi

also satan reads you books as bedtime stories and takes you to cat cafes so you can play with all the cats you want

the cat cafe staff thought you were his child, satan almost fell over when you said 'nope, he's my big brother'

Asmodeus

he thinks your absolutely adorable, as long as you don't draw on any walls or get paint on his clothes

if you want, you can makeup on him, it doesn't matter if it looks bad, asmo likes dressing up in matching outfits too

asmo took you to his shoot once, he really needed a moment when you introduced yourself to the photographer as asmo's little sibling

one time solomon came to visit, asmo nearly tackled him when he realised solomon was going to give you some homemade poison cookies

Beelzebub

he provides you with all the candy and akudonald's you want, beel can't say no to you

he sometimes lets you try out some of his workout equipment, under supervision of course

beel almost cried during a whole fangol match the time he took you to a game and you told his team he was your big brother

said game got interrupted when the other team tackled beel and you tried to run onto the field to help him

Belphegor

he knows human children need naps sometimes, but they can be stubborn

belphie invented a genius way to get you to sleep: he got you a giant teddy bear and told you it was tired and wanted company while sleepy

all of the brothers almost cry when they see you napping with the giant bear

belphie is the youngest, it catches him a little off guard when you call him 'big brother', but he thinks it's adorable regardless

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me scenarios #obey me swd #obey me imagines #obey me lucifer #gn!mc #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #beelzebub obey me #obey me leviathan #belphegor obey me #obey me satan

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vamp-stamp-fics · 2 years

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Eddie Munson hcs

Tags: Eddie Munson Headcanons, mostly fluff, Eddie lives!Au, some steddie hcs too while I'm at it, some inconsistency

A/n: some of these hcs are based off of my own experiences so enjoy that lol

Edit: here's some old hcs I have that I found lying deep in my drafts collecting dust lol

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One time in 9th grade screamed "hail Satan" during the pledge of allegiance

Has a childhood stuffed animal (probably a teddy bear) that he still has out of nostalgia and that he's too connected to it to let go of it

Had a pet fish when he was younger. when it died he cried and buried it in the backyard. You can still kinda see the watered down cardboard headstone behind the trailer

This man is gay and realized that probably around middle school

Literally cried when he found out bc he knew what would happen if anyone (especially his dad) found out

Uncle Wayne's the only one in Eddies family that's supportive

I personally hc that's why Eddie lives with Wayne bc his parents found out and kicked him out :(

When he's not playing dnd or hanging out with the rest of the group he kinda just tends to stay in his room and practice guitar. That or goes into the woods

Or selling drug's lol

Has an extreme fear of bugs. Literally screams if he sees a cockroach in the trailer as he violently stomps the shit out of it

But if he's with the kids or the queer quartet (especially with Steve) and there's a bug he'll just act all brave and heroic and kill it

"seriously Harrington, with that scream the neighbors gonna think There's a girl in here"

"yeah haha real funny Munson"

But internally he's just as freaked out

Eddie secretly kinda always wanted to have a younger sibling so he could teach them stuff he knew and get them into stuff he was interested in and that's why he absolutely loves his relationship with Dustin bc he's like the younger brother he's always wanted

was absolutely ecstatic when he meet will

Basically took the kid under his wing like he did with Lucas, Dustin, & mike (A/n: side note people need to bring up more about Lucas when talking about Eddie being mentor for Dustin & Mike cus he's also a part of hellfire club so goddamn I'm doing it)

He also encouraged will to wear his "will the wise" costume to at least one of the campaigns

Speaking of hellfire club-

There's this hc I saw on TikTok that I absolutely love that Eddie lost a bet to Lucas and had to wear a princess costume to a campaign

Makes me laugh every time I think about it

I just imagine Eddie with a deadpanned face as the rest of hellfire tried not to laugh Thier asses off

Also Erica decided that she actually liked going to the hellfire campaign and decided to go more often

Tho she won't officially call herself a member cus "hellfire clubs for a bunch of losers" lol

(this for the Eddie lives!au where Eddie just goes with Dustin instead of going and trying to fight the bats off. I'm still mad about that 😒) How Eddie met will was after the "earthquake" when the rest of the group are at Wheelers house and the California crusaders (argyles group lol) are back in Hawkins and there all hugging each other and just happy everyone's okay 👍

"but vamp Eddie is wanted by the police shouldn't he still be in hiding and not in the public eye" I THINK A MURDER SUSPECT IS THE LEAST OF HAWKINS WORRIES AFTER A EARTHQUAKE THAT DESTROYED THE TOWN JUST HAPPENED

Anyways Mike and Dustin introduce will to Eddie (someone pls write a fanfic of this PLEASE-)

Eddie sees alot of his younger self in Will

Like ALOT

Besides the fact They're both queer (will didn't say shit about that btw, Eddie just knew) they're both seen as freaks and have similar interests with dnd so when Eddie and will learned more about each other and realized they had more in common

Steve & Dustin 2.0

obviously Eddie doesn't just sweep Dustin under the rug now that wills there but c'mon he can have 2 younger brothers can't he?

And Steves his bf he's gotta take care of their kid together/hj

Speaking of steddie Steve & Eddie kinda give off divorced parents taking care of Thier kid together and Secretly still are in love with each other but doesn't say anything to the other ab it

Eddie's also the 2nd person for Will to come out to and Eddie immediately accepts him

"I mean byer c'mon it was a little obvious"

"huh?"

"you're kidding right? I see the way you look at Wheelers brother"

Of course Eddie doesn't tell anyone unless wills fine with him telling someone else

which let's be honest he probably doesn't want Eddie telling anyone else at least until he's absolutely sure how they feel about queer people. And even then will probably be a bit hesitant on telling the person WHO he likes (A/n: totally not projecting or anything)

After will comes out him Eddie decides to pull a switch a roo out of his ass and come out to will as well

"besides the fact that I also know how you feel, considering I swing that way too"

Will is absolutely shocked

Bamboozled even

Just :0

As if Eddie doesn't look like a walking Skittles ad

Tbh I might make a little fanfic of this scenario :)

Back to when Eddie gets introduced to everyone

Argyle thinks he absolutely fucking cool

"wow man that's a pretty sick jacket"

"you, like metal?"

"well Eden listens to metal so if she likes metal I say it's pretty cool 😎"

Eddie, argyle, & Johnathan are smoking buddies

+ Eden sometimes if argyle visits her

(I'm sorry but I love argyle x Eden sm. They're in a long distance relationship damn it)

If Edens with them Eddie talk ab different type of music they're into sense they have somewhat similar taste

I hc Eden prefers goth music (Siouxsie and the banshees, the cure, joy division, sisters of mercy, Bauhaus) but listens to metal as well so if she wants recs she'll ask Eddie

They all just hot box in argyles van

Anyways back to Eddie hcs

When he graduates (finally) he does exactly what he said he would do: flip principal Higgins off and run like hell out of there

Hellfire club + the rest of the queer quartet, and Wayne was there in crowd cheering him on

After the ceremony tho he was absolutely ecstatic

Wayne gave him the biggest hug out of all them

"I'm proud of you kid"

Nearly teared up when Wayne said that

Jonathan took a bunch of pictures

They had party at Wayne's trailer

Nothing too fancy but there was enough people to call it a party

He also has a pet rat named Ozzy

A/n: anyways these are all the hcs that I could pull out of my ass for now but I might update this post if there's more I can think of

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