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sailorsophiee · 2 years

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y’all seeing this shit? bruce wayne is not straight !!! dc just say what we already know

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willsonlmt · 7 months

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Tim in the wayne manor living room telling bruce he is bisexual.

Tim: So yeah im bisexual.

Bruce: Well im proud of you no matter what and thank you for telling me.

Tim: Thanks Bruce.

Bruce: *sighs* Im glad that went well. I practiced alot for this.

Tim: You knew?!

Bruce: Oh no. I just thought itd be someone else coming out to me.

Tim: You thought it was gonna be Dick right?

Bruce: Absolutely.

A scoff comes from across the room. As they see Dick with his head in Wallys lap in the couch.

Dick: "how dare you say something so slanderous against me! You know what i dont have to take this verbal abuse." * Gets up and grabs Wallys hand.* "Come on honey were leaving."

Tim: Yeah i don't get how I'm the first.

#batfam #tim drake #bisexual #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #nightwing #batman #are we sure he dick isnt bi #joke

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livingdeadvoid · 1 year

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Tim, trying to come out to everyone: I'm dating Clark's son

Damian, looking up from his tablet: I'm also dating Clark's son...

Bruce, looking between his two kids: I'm dating Clark-

Dick: Holy shit now I'm glad I'm dating just Wally

Jason: You're dating Wally? Pfft- I'm dating Roy

Stephanie: I'm dating cA-

Cass, covering her mouth: I think that's enough reveals for one day.

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usagi-t-suki · 1 year

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*tim's not out to his siblings yet*

batkids: *comes to the manor* what the...?

alfred:

(art by meruz)

batkids: hey alfie... what you got there?

alfred: oh hello, master/miss. i’m just ironing master timothy’s new bedroom decor that he bought

batkids: tim’s what that he what?

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mstrickster · 7 months

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The thing I love most about the batkids being lgbt is it makes sense. They're almost all adopted, so they are a found family.

Found family is a very queer trope. Therefore, it wouldn't be a stretch to have them be some type of lgbtqia+. A bunch of little queers adopted by an adult queer so they have a better life then the adult did. Makes sense to me.

#bruce is bi and nothing will convince me otherwise #birdflash #jayroy #jondami #timkon #stephcass #superbat #just tagging all my perferred ships #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damien wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown

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bruciemilf · 8 months

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Matt Reeves has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Martinez and Bruce.

Martinez, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Joker or Riddler?

Bruce, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger

Martinez: wh E E Z E

#martinez is the myth of cassandra constantly trying to tell ppl his goth freak bff is the funniest bitch alive #bruce vigorously denying his affection for his new friend but he keeps a journal full of martinez's likes and dislikes #they're so trixie and katya #bruce wayne #officer martinez #also martinez amd selina need to have the thickest beef. gay mlm vs bi wlw violance. for no reason #dc #dcu #battinson #batman #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #source: mdoern family

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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Tim Drake Headcanons:

- Tim will make smart jokes that are actually really stupid and nobody understands, like one time he said in a Batfamily meeting "I'm Time without Energy" and none of them got it, all trying to think of ways to make it make sense or thinking it is a riddle and in reality he just meant that Einstein said E = Energy so Time without Energy (or E) would be Tim

- One time, when he was bored he made a fake account, (built up a bit of a following), and then posted a soon to be viral joke about how Bruce Wayne is Batman's sugar daddy and then uses different fake accounts to fuel it like "Here is Batman going to Wayne Manor, probably seeing his pimp" and "Look, Batman uses Wayne tech. Clearly Bruce Wayne is Batman's sugardaddy" he even gets all the other members of the batfamily to publicly comment on the jokes as both themselves and their superhero counterparts. Bruce was so upset about it, but never found out it was Tim

- After the whole Cult of Dionysus situation, Tim gets really anxious every time Bernard wears long sleeves and will do everything he can to subtly pull up Bernards sleeves and look at his arms to make sure there are no welts and stuff (Winter is the worst cause it's just Tim having to find increasingly ridiculous reasons to pull up Bernard's sleeves) and Bernard just thinks Tim has a thing for forearms

- Jason hates smartphones, but was told he has to have one. He still isn't really used to texting on it, so instead he uses talk to text, and every single time he does it around Tim, Tim responds to him like they are having a conversation (it really frustrates Jason)

- Similarly, he does it any time anyone takes a phone call around him, he responds to them as if they are having a conversation with him. It's funny but he has gotten so used to it, he subconsciously did it to some random person and almost got punched

- When he was asked, in a public interview, who he thought Gotham Public Enemy #1 is, he said heterosexuality

#tim drake #bi tim drake #batfam #batkids #bat family #jason todd #bernard dowd #bruce wayne #tim drake headcanon

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emotional-piece-of-meat · 12 days

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I cannot stop thinking about this idea so: Dick and Jason ship war.

They are both extremely overprotective of their dad Bruce dating life, but they like to theoretically discuss it in the way with who he should be shipped.

Jason as proud Wonder Woman stan convinced that Bruce do not deserve this Goodness, but he would like to see her as his other parent.

Dick is superbat truther for life, because "HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?! SO MUCH TENSION, ARE YOU BLIND?! BE FOR REAL!".

This started as a funny haha family discussion and ended as a bloody war. They are also trying to get batfamily and some JL members on their side. Yeah, even Alfred, but he refused to give any comments about it.

#in the end of the day everybody has a strong opinion about with who they ship Bruce #meanwhile Bruce is having bi-panic in the corner #because he's surrounded by hot people #batman #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #superbat #wonderbat #bruce wayne

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batsydoodle · 2 months

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I wouldn't go as far as saying fanfiction rotted my brain but it certainly engraved ''truths'' deep enough in there that most times i consume official batman media with romance sprinkled in there i have a ''oh RIGHT! he's straight, i forgot about that'' moment. Like what do you mean Bruce isn't canonically bisexual?? Just look at him, that is the most Bi man I've ever seen! I'll accept repressed, but straight?! Unrealistic.

#batman #bruce wayne #this post is brought to you by:#superbat #i have a permit for this post *get a crumpled paper from my wallet with just 'IM BI' hastily written on it*#brucie wayne can be as straight as he want but i know what BRUCE IS #bruce havin romance subplot with women is good and fine but in my heart of hearts he should also be kissin men or atleast thinking about it #benny babble

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ghoulisheous · 2 years

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Danny is adopted by the batfamily the second he steps foot in Gotham and does a pretty good job of keeping his secret. Almost six months now!! I mean, he wasn't fully able to hide his secret. His family thinks he's a meta with a handful of powers. But he's got the halfa thing on lockdown

He just didn't take Constantine into account

Danny met the guy exactly once and knew he was clocked the second they made eye contact. The next thing he knew Bruce was gifted a book titled The Care and Maintenance of Rare Entities

With a very damning chapter in particular.

He was starting to understand why Constantine was hated in cryptid/paranormal circles. Unbearably smug man

Dinner that night was almost more awkward than his first night in the manor. But at least he has the reassurance he's supported 100% percent.

Bruce just doesn't completely understand how to approach the concept of a half-ghost son. He does, however, have a bisexual son. Is it like gay? What's the protocol here? Cake? Custom cake? With ghosts? Rainbow cake? With the inscription 'Congrats It's a Ghost' maybe? He makes sure to reassure Danny, that he'll be having a talk with Constantine about exactly how appropriate it was to out him. It should've been Danny's decision to tell them. After a long talk with Tim, Bruce was reasonably sure he knew how to handle this. He just wished he knew what kind of flag was meant for half-ghosts. Tim wasn't helpful on that front

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

#dp x dc #danny phantom #batman #bruce wayne #john constantine #crossover #ghouly tag #love that bi tim drake is canon now #also imagining bruce sitting in the manor library with the book and a pair of reading glasses trying to figure out #wth constantine gave it to him #and then he gets to That Chapter and then OH #danny doesnt talk to tim for three days after he makes up a flag with a blanket ghost with legs and a photoshopped transformation ring #tim is having the time of his life #bruce sees tim's flag concept and gets it custom made for danny tho

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hoolay-boobs · 8 months

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Congratulations to Jon Kent and Tim Drake on the bisexuality

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dc-and-damirae · 1 year

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batman: Where are your parents?

teen titans: What are parents?

batman: . . Alfred, call the guy.

pennyworth: no more bloody children!

robin: no. no! Bruce you can not do this to me. I want to date these people.

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livingdeadvoid · 1 year

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Tim: Do you think Bruce would care if I told him I was dating Conner?

Dick, not really paying attention: Not really, he's dating Clark after all.

Tim: What

Stephanie, who moments before was dead asleep: what

Jason: w h a t

Duke: w h a t

Damian: w h a t

Cass, who knew this whole time: :)

#damian wayne #dc comics #tim drake #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #batkids #bi tim drake #cassandra cain #cass cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #bruce wayne #superbat #batfam #damian al ghul

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not-another-robin · 1 year

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I see your old gay men and raise you even older, gayer men

#inspired by the line in btas about gordan being the same sge as bruces dad #you know... you know who else is Bruce's dad......#narsposting #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #jim gordan #barabara gordon #batgirl #matching shirts for the four of them that say 'i ♡ my bi dad'/'i ♡ my bi child'

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morgangalaxy43 · 21 hours

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Alfred and Bruce would be totally accepting with Dick being bi but Dick being a cop would be the most disappointing and terrifying news ever

#bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batdad #batfamily #dick grayson #bi dick grayson #dc comics #batman headcanon #dc headcanon

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humblefryingpan · 2 days

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Sometimes I forget how angry people get about ships that aren't harmful 😅

Tim Drake is canonly bi and he has a boyfriend. People ship him with his ex girlfriend. Both of those ships are completely fine, I think timbern is cute and I don't ship timsteph but I get they were together a while and people like them.

That being said I made a poll to see which Tim ship is most popular (I enjoy seeing what people think yk, it's entertaining) and Steph was one of the options but so was Bernard and someone rebloged it saying if timsteph didn't win it would be misogyny?

Neither of them are winning btw lol, connor is which is its own weirdly controversial thing

The thing is-

Timsteph isn't a bad ship. They were together a while, they were cute. Lots of people grew up with timsteph and like them.

Timbern isn't a bad ship. Just because Tim's dating a guy now doesn't mean he hates Steph or anything, he just moved on (and so did Steph!) and he's bisexual, he isn't just suddenly gay. They're cute too, and it's nice to see representation.

Timkon also isn't a bad ship. They're close friends which is the base to a good relationship, if they got together it'd also be good.

You know what is a bad ship? Tim and Jason. Or Damian, or Dick, or Bruce. And yet I see more people mad about shipping Tim with his boyfriend or his ex girlfriend or his best friend than I see people mad about shipping him with his siblings and his dad.

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