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timdrakeismypatronus · 7 months

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Jason: Okay, time for Plan G Steph: Don't you mean Plan B? Jason: No, we tried Plan B a long time ago. And I had to skip Plan C due to technical difficulties. Dick: What about Plan D? Jason: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt about half an hour ago. Cass: And Plan E? Jason: I'm hoping not to use it. Tim dies in Plan E. Damian: I like Plan E. Tim: Hey!

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hellrobin · 10 months

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dick: justice league crushes, go. mine is superman jason: wonder woman duke: wonder woman as well steph: zatanna tim: lois lane dick: she’s not— tim: lois lane *bruce walks in* bruce: what are you guys talking about? duke: our jla crushes bruce: oh🤨? don’t mind me… *everyone mentally calculating how best to annoy bruce* damian: green arrow dick: i rescind my earlier statement. green arrow jason: me as well. green arrow steph: yeah, green arrow duke: agreed. green arrow tim: green arrow, 100% cass: *signing* green arrow cullen: tim green arrow bruce: *crying* cass you don’t even LIKE men

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dickgraysonmybeloved · 2 months

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Black Bat: What do rainbows mean to you?

Nightwing: Gay rights.

Spoiler: There's money.

Red Robin, with malice: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.

Robin: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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comicchats · 2 months

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Steph: You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do? Tim: Eat a nickel. Steph: A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories. Cass: Eat a nickel. Steph: Ok.

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xpeterstarkx · 2 years

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jason: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

steph: >:O language

damian: yeah, watch your fucking language

dick: okay, who taught damian the fuck word?

cass: 'the fuck word'.

tim: are you foolish? you guys use the f word all the time

damian: oh my god, timothy censored it

cass: say fuck, tim.

damian: do it, timothy. say fuck.

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ambriel-angstwitch · 12 days

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Jason: Can I be frank with you guys?

Tim: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Duke: Can I still be Duke?

Cass: Shh, let Frank speak.

Jason: I hate you guys

Dick: Rude

Steph: Does Jason still like us?

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alittlerightalittlewrong · 19 days

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Cass: So what we're going to do-

Jason: Wait, why are you the one giving orders?

Cass: Cause I'm the oldest one here.

Jason: We're the same age.

Cass: Yeah, but I'm still older.

Jason: By seven months!

Cass: Exactly, I have seniority, so you have to do as I say.

Jason: ...

Damian: You guys should fight for leader.

Cass (crack knuckles): Good idea.

Jason: NO!

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anothertimdrakestan · 2 years

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bruce: my kids don't rub off on me, i work alone.

also bruce: it's too early for this *at 2pm*

bruce: this dog needs adopting, it's only justice

batman: god i could use some big belly burger right now

bruce: can't we just cancel them on twitter instead of arresting them?

mr wayne: no im not "investing" in a batman nft you dumbasses

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yeetus-feetus · 2 months

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Batfam incorrect quotes (vines)

Dick: everyone's been asking about you Damian

Damian: then keep asking! That whole family cast me out Dick!

Dick: only because you think you're straight

Damian: I am straight!

Dick: well you can tell that to mom, and mom, and your sperm doner dad, and dad's boyfriends, and-

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Tim: so I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-

Steph: *falls to the ground and dies in a fit of laughter*

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Kon: Don't tell your father

Tim: kiss one another

Kon: die for each other

Tim:❗❗❗

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Dick: *throws Jason's gun away*

Jason: what the fUck RicHaRd

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Jason: hello Tim.

Tim: hi, Jason.

Jason: That outfit looks familiar...

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Duke: toss me my keys

Duke: ... I said my keys!

Steph: I thought you said printer

Duke: now why the fuck would I say-

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Cass: what did you get for question 12?

Barbara: I got 18

Steph: I got 9.5 ???

Dick: I got Abraham Lincoln ... for some reason. I don't-

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Damian: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime my side! HYAAAAA!!

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Jason: iis there anything better than pussy?

Jason: yes! A really good book!

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Reporter: where do you keep all your gadgets while fighting? It's incredible!

Cass: Belt.

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Damian with his new hairstyle: stop saying I look like Tim! He's dumb and he's a coward!

Damian: AND I'M NOT A COWARD!

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Kori: hey babe, happy one year! <3

Dick: ??? I'm 27

(they're idiots your honour)

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Jason, about Bruce: his hair, wack. His gear, wack. His car, wack. His footsteps, wack. The way that he talks, wack. The way that he doesn't even like to smile, wack.

Jason: me? I'm tight as fuck!

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Duke: WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!!

Tim: what? What's going on!?

Bernard: what the fuck man?

Duke: 😱🤭!!

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Jason: hey everybody, today Tim replaced me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be-

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Duke: hey how y'all-

Titus: *growling and snarling*

Duke: AH! get your fuckin dog bitch!

Damian: it don't bite

Duke: YES IT DO!

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Barbara, watching Dick and Wally through the cameras: two bros chillin in a hottub 5 feet apart coz they're not gay

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Jason: in the League of Assassins, we got-

Damian: 👶

Jason: whose baby is you??

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Dick: this chicken is almost as juicy as my ass

Cass: 🤨?

Bruce: 🤦

Alfred: 😐

Everyone else: 🙄

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Tim: you wouldn't like me before my coffee

Damian: that's so weird because I fucking hate you all- Everytime.

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Jason: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME!!

Bruce: THAT'S MY OPINION!!

Dick: 👁️👄👁️

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livingdeadvoid · 1 year

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Damian: How do I get people to like me?

Dick: Just be yourself

Jason: Threaten them

Stephanie: Create an entirely new personality

Tim: Bribe them

Cass: Treat them nicely

Duke: Don't be yourself

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greenapplebling · 1 year

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Damian acting all grumpy:

Dick: What's wrong?

Damian: Cass "whopped" my behind and I find that immature and humiliating

Dick: Ok, wait- She did that as a punishment, during training or...?

Damian: She did it for her own amusement! I will certainly get her for it!!

Dick: Oh, Dami, it was just a silly joke! Maybe you need to let things go...

Damian:

Damian walking over to Tim: Cass hit me

Tim, who hasn't heard anything bc he was spacing out: I- Then hit her too??? Wha-

Damian: Thank you, Timothy. You have proven that I can come to you for future advice *leaves to look for Cass*

Dick: What the heck was that???!!!

Tim confused af: ??????

*there's screaming in the distance*

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brokenstar28 · 7 months

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Never Have I Ever With The Batfam Dick: Never have I ever started a gang. *Jason and Duke put down a finger* Tim: Yeah that makes sense. Cass: Never have I ever... been Robin. *Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Duke, and Damian put down a finger* Damian: Does Thomas count? Jason: No. Dick, Tim, Steph, and Cass: Yes. Duke: Thanks guys... I think? Jason: Never have I ever not fought with Bruce. *No one puts down a finger* Jason: ... Really? Dick: Everyone here has fought with Bruce, Jay. It is a common activity. Tim: Never have I ever owned a pet. *Dick, Jason, and Damian put down a finger* Damian: Since when did Todd have a pet? Jason: Her name is Dog Dick:... Is she a dog? Jason: YES! Damian: I will help you name her later. Steph: Never have I ever killed someone. Sorry Cass but this is war. *Dick, Cass, Jason, Tim, and Damian put down a finger* Dick: Timmy... Jason: DICK WHAT DID YOU DO!!! Damian: Grayson killed the Joker. Jason: ...What? Damian: Tt are you deaf? Dick: Are we going to talk about Tim putting down a finger? Tim: No. Duke: Never have I ever NOT started a gang. *Dick, Cass, Tim, Steph, and Damian put down a finger* Dick: That is not fair! He stole my idea and reversed it! Damian: All is fair in war. Tim: isn't it- Damian: Shut up Drake. Jason: *Laughing uncontrollably* Losers! Damian: Never have I ever pranked Batman. *Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, and Duke put down a finger* Duke: He still does not know it was me so don't tell him. Jason: *Laughing uncontrollably* This is the best day ever! Steph: You're the one who turned the bat-mobile pink! I thought it was Jason! Dick: But... Dami you pranked ME when I was Batman. Damian: I have no idea what you are talking about. Cain and I are the only good children. *Cass smiling brighter than the sun*

Dick: all 5 fingers down

Cass: 2 fingers down

Jason: all 5 fingers down

Tim: 4 fingers down

Steph: only 3 fingers down...

Duke: 3 fingers down

Damian: 4 fingers down

Cass wins!

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dickgraysonmybeloved · 2 months

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Black Bat, after scaring a civilian: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three?

Black Bat: One... two... three.

Random Gothamite, whose lost years off their life: ...

Black Bat, not sorry: ...

Black Bat: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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comicchats · 1 month

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Cass: *is throwing stones at Jason's window* Jason: You have a phone for a reason, Cass! *THUD* Jason: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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arguablysomaya · 2 years

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Bruce: THIS is what you wanted my credit card for??

Cass, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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shyjusticewarrior · 18 days

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Cass: Stephanie Brown, there may be many things happening in this hospital tonight, but your dying is not one of them.

Steph: But-

Cass: No! I did not sign on to your dying and it is not going to happen. Not tonight, not for a very long time.

Cass: In fact, I demand to go first. Do I make myself clear?

Steph: Yes, Cassie. You may go first.

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