The best part is that this isn’t the first time he tried this
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Necromancer who doesn’t like children finds an awkward autistic child and reanimates them a dinosaur because they would do anything for this child and dinosaurs are their special interest. Please and thank you.
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This is my dad y'all. He made a cooking show called ron cooks and tried his best. The website on the way back machine is amazing btw
He has 2 degrees btw and a masters. He's a computer scientist.
The entire youtube channel is still up and i cannot recommend it enough. It is. Truly a time capsule.
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POV you're an eldritch creature and i lure you into my house to make out with you- I mean study you
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My homie: Out of any superpower what would you ha-
My nonbinary ass:
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Oh my god ducks are called ducks because they DUCK under the water -
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My friends and I have been obsessing over the Pumpkin Kitty Build a Bear leading up to the release
And, it spawned the creation of this image
Enjoy
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if he is YOUR man,
why does he keep following me into the cursed woods
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I don’t get why people call each other the petname “Pookie”, it’s so ridiculous and funny to me, it just sounds so silly!
IDK why but..
All I can think about is that teddy bear from Garfield LMFAO! 😂😂😂
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