#ideas or headcanons for him i just truly think He's Neat and will watch his escapades with glee

[moronkombat]

Can you do a nfsw alphabet with Tomas please? 🙏🙏

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Tomas is tender after sex. He wants to take care of you and so he will. He absolutely pampers you, cleaning you up, getting you water and, of course, holding you tightly and kissing the top of you head. Tomas will always be thankful that you chose to be with him

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His arms are his most treasured part of his physique. Tomas regularly lifts weights in order to strengthen his muscles and it shows. He's rather proud of them but quite enjoys using his arms to scoop you up into crushing hugs. He just loves squeezing you!

Tomas enjoys his partner's ass the most. When the two of you are walking together, he'll often fall behind you just so that he can watch your hips sway and move. His thoughts become rather occupied with filth

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Prefers to cum inside his partner as it feels intimate for Tomas. He truly enjoys the idea of the two of you becoming one being during sex and so, finishing inside his partner really completes that concept

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Tomas is constantly having inappropriate thoughts about his partner. He is not one for public displays of affection, as he wants to wait until the two of you are alone. But he a man tainted with desire and so he thinks of you beneath him often. It can become quite overwhelming and distracting for him and he'll actually be frustrated with himself. Can he go one second without thinking something perverted? The answer is no

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not much experience in terms of sex or relationships. There's been a few passing encounters with others in the night but nothing long term. Once in a relationship, he is quite dedicated and will do...research on how to best pleasure his partner. He reads books, searches online, really anything he can do in order to give his partner a great time

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He prefers to take you missionary to start. He feels close to you and there is something so intimate about a position so simple that he wants to share only with you. Things do not end as they start. No, they end in positions that seem to change each time you and him indulge in the bedroom pleasures. Tomas wants to experience everything with his partner so he will try every position he can come to find. He especially enjoys when you bring a new one to the table

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It's not that he is goofy but teasing. Tomas is not one to crack jokes during sex but he will tease you and be rather playful in his taunting

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Groomed but not shaved. Hair is trimmed and neat but still very much so there. You'll find a path of wisped grey leading to what which is a special prize just for you.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Tomas is a classical romantic type of lover but this is mostly outside of the bedroom. He loves the traditional methods of dating and courtships but when having sex, he tends have romance and playfulness entangled. He may not be openly affectionate with his partner in public but he makes up for it when in the bedroom

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Tomas engages in self stimulation frequently. How can he not when he's always thinking about you? It is a regular occurrence throughout the week and he always feels relieved after doing so. But it is short lived, he is quick to take you to the privacy of the bedroom and really express his desires to you

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bondage- Tomas enjoys tying his partner up and being tied up himself. Probably prefers to be tied up by his partner and teased so that he can return the favor to you with ferocity. He likes when you tease him and keep him from touching you as he will, once he gets free, punish you rather severely

Praise mixed with dirty talk- For Tomas, praise and talking dirty are one in the same. Loves to call his partner pet names that, at first, come across as sweet but then become something rather filthy. Wants to call you his "pretty little slut", his "good girl/boy", "princess/prince" frequently

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Somewhere private would be his only preference. A safe option is the bedroom but if there is an empty place, Tomas will want to have sex with you there as well.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Tomas is turned on by spending time with you, your words of affirmation and just your overall physical appearance. He is crazy about his partner and everything about you just seems to get him going

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Tomas is turned off by when his partners display selfishness and when they are not loyal. He is used to being outcast in his own family and so seek comfort and security in his partner. If his partner were to seek the company of others, Tomas would be completely destroyed

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Tomas will definitely provide for his partner but he prefers to receive rather than give. If it were up to him, he'd be sitting with his legs apart while you choke and suck on his girthy cock. He moans very loudly when his partner goes down on him and can't help but buck his hips against your chin

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Can be slow and sensual but is usually fast and rough. Usually it starts off slow but quickly builds momentum to where his partner is basically being rammed into for his own pleasure

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves quickies. Tomas' rather untamed thoughts about his partner often lead to quick sexual encounters that Tomas grows rather addicted to

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Willing to experiment with his partner as he believes in anything that will enhance the sexual pleasure between you two. He also loves the risk of cumming inside his partner if they are able to conceive. He gets a thrill out of wondering if something unplanned will occur

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Tomas has incredible stamina when it comes to sex. He will want to go multiple rounds throughout the night, taking a brief break between each one. His desire for his partner is unchained especially since he isn't really into public displays of affection

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn't own any yet, but has definitely thought about buying some. He just needs to find out where to buy them for good quality and how to do so discreetly

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Very teasing. He knows where to touch to have you shivering but he is also extremely aware of when to stop to leave you on that edge where you sway back and forth. He knows where to touch to have you shivering but he is also extremely aware of when to stop to leave you on that edge where you sway back and forth

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud, very very loud. He moans and groans all throughout it and isn't shamed of it. He's panting, teasing you with his words and vocalizing all the pleasure he feels. There are times where he is even louder than you. Those are the really fun nights

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Very tempted to record your sexual encounters so that he can pleasure himself to them when the two of you are apart. This desire has reminded safety kept in his thoughts as he feels if he does this then he really is a nasty pervert

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Wide and girthy. his length is relatively smooth and straight, with little curve to it. The most sensitive place there is definitely around the tip

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Tomas' sex drive is exceptionally high, probably because he holds in his desires until he and is partner are in private. That's probably for the best, however, as he would be all over you regardless of who is watching if he did not hold himself back

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

While Tomas can go multiple rounds, once he and is partner are sated, he is exhausted and quick to fall asleep after all the aftercare is taken care of. Typically he'll be cradling his partner, listening to them chat before nodding off

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[blushblushbear]

I was wondering if you can do husband headcanon for Cole, Volks, and Cashew?

Thank you💕

ALL THREE OF THESE DORKS ARE SO HAPPY YOU AGREED TO MARRY THEM LMAO

Cole:

on the surface it's a very sweet domestic life

he plays the role of the loving, doting husband well

mostly cause he is actually a loving, doting husband

he's a bit strange but then again who isn't

but over all life with him very pleasant

just don't go in the basement though

that's his private space for his personal hobbies

don't worry about what hobby-- they say that the best married couples are ones that continue some level of personal life after marriage you know

he defiantly keeps the house clean

he's actually a bit of a neat freak

but he's also a pretty decent cook

he's not about to work at a 5 star fancy restaurant or anything but he can make some very solid dishes and is actually looking to learn more for you

I will say he tries to keep it all healthy though

he's not as much of a health nut as Kelby but he does constantly worry about your health

"why, if I lost you, I would have to spend every waking moment mourning at your grave until I withered away into nothing! and frankly that sounds too sad and boring to be how it ends for me"

definitely watches you sleep

sometimes stays up late just to watch you, all sweet and peaceful and helpless

is also very affectionate now that he's "claimed" you as it were

also is very open to letting all others know that you are well and truly spoken for, in case any ideas might think about wondering into their heads believing otherwise

god help anyone that has the misfortune to break into your home

he will love you until the day he dies and probably the eternity after too

Volks:

is much more openly affectionate after tying the knot

once you agreed to marry him and he knew you were the real deal and weren't going anywhere, he didn't really see the point in holding back

he actually partakes in a lot more little romantic gestures after your married, though all of them still not directly to your face cause he's still him and he gets embarrassed

little stuff like notes around the house telling you how much he loves you left in places he know you'll find it

or flowers waiting on the kitchen counter for you

or "I love you" written on your hand that you wake up to (also there might be some marker on either the pillow or your face or both oops)

also a card carrying member of the watching his spouse sleep club

he can't really cook but he makes decent money and also comes from a well off enough family so he can afford to get take out basically every night

if you cook then he will also try to learn to cook but it's very rough at first

he's very proud the first time he made pasta and it was edible and stuff

keeps his home very cozy

lots of blankets and pillows everywhere

he likes to cocoon himself up and will very much want you to join him

aside from the pillows and blankets and a few knick knacks he has very little in the way of home decor so either you have to bring all the flare into the home or you're both gonna be living pretty modern minimalist

really really really really really wants a dog

you have talked about getting a dog probably 10000 times

probably not as actively doting as Cole but he def pays attention and tries to make things happen or fix things quietly for you before they even become a problem

likes to take you camping with him, calls it a family camping trip

very into referring to the two of you (and maybe some dogs) as a family (since his kind of sucked A LOT)

is very proud to call you his spouse and will brag about it any chance he gets

doesn't get jealous too too often but he's still territorial so he WILL use any attention you get as a chance to brag about how he's your HUSBAND *points to his ring* for anyone who will give him the 5 seconds it takes for him to bring it up

Cashew:

the house is very cozy cottage nook vibes

a little hobbit hole esque

except there is def some kind of play room and/or a least a chest and something risque built into your bed room (pole, swing, whatever)

he has a library, he NEEDED to have a library

but there is also book shelves in every other room in the house as well

tries and fails to be a decent cook but now that he's a husband he's actually a little more set on getting gud scrub

he wants to be a supportive husband to you

I know I've said doting before on both other guys but yeah he is also p doting

loves your sunday rituals of snuggling up together under a bunch of blankets on your sofa and reading

he can't really cook but he knows how you take your coffee and can make it PERFECTLY

is very much one of those spouses that likes to do everything together

it can't just be you going to the store or him going to the store, you both have to do it

you can't just go straight there you have to re-group and THEN go to the store

he will act like happy newly weds with you well into your 20th anniversary

he has a lot of pictures of the two of you together all over the house but ESPECIALLY in his library/office

lots of sleepy early morning head kisses and leaning on each other as you wait for the coffee maker to get done making coffee vibes

lives you lots of notes everywhere

sometimes they're just normal house stuff ('DON'T LET ME FORGET MILK') but he's just as likely to write something romantic and sappy ('the sunlight through the trees this morning reminded me of your eyes <3')

big dorky snuggle nerd makes for big dorky snuggle HUSBAND

also he's gonna give off some slight dad vibes regardless of if you guys end up having kids

I think he's one of the only dudes who would definitely want kids eventually though??

he's very open to adopting

he wants to scoop an orphan up into your loving family and whisk them away on the strange and grand adventure called LIFE!

honestly though, kids or no kids, as long as he's with you he's happy

often looks at his ring and thinks of how lucky he is

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[calxia]

Heya new follower here: have you posted any of your Phantom headcanons anywhere? I am obsessed with the new guy I think he’s super neat. I feel like he would strangely get on easier with humans than with his fellow ghouls after being summoned but idk. He has power over humans but the ghouls seem like they would intimidate him at first.

Other than a few lil drabbly things, I don't know if i've ever done a headcanon thing at any point. If I have it will be under my #calxwrites tag (that's where all my writing and ideas go btw)

Here are a few little Phantom headcanons just off the top of my head!

~Absolutely hates folding. Nothing will ever make him fold anything. Phantom finds it the most pointless and boring thing in the world.

~Actually got on with Copia the best when he was summoned. There are loads of unspoken rules and social etiquette with Ghoul packs, but none of that exists with people. Copia was also the only person/ghoul who truly welcomed him during his earliest days on the surface.

~ Banned from the kitchen. He's never really understood that things on the hob get hot so he often tries to grab them barehanded. You think he would have learnt not to after the first time he got burnt.

~Eepy little guy. Struggles to exist on anything less than 12 hours sleep. Constantly found curled up napping in sunspots. Has bitten someone when they tried to wake him

~Loves documentaries. He is happy to watch literally any documentary going on. His favourite series is BBC's The Planets. He and Rain can often be found watching sea-related documentaries together

I probably could keep going but here are just a few of the little ideas I have on Phantom.

#ghost headcanons #nameless ghouls #ghoul headcanons #the band ghost #phantom ghoul #calxwrites #calxasks

[azurelyy]

Hear me out… Dilf!Nanami who is obsessed with your tight little babysitter pussy, who can’t help himself from tasting you when he comes home from work to find you cleaning dishes in his kitchen. Those thigh-high socks are for him, right? That short skirt is so he can glimpse your peachy butt when you bend just a little too far over the counter, yeah?

Dilf!Nanami who is going to force you to answer that call on your phone whilst he eating you out like a starving man. Who is going to have you gushing on his mouth whilst you explain to your boyfriend that you’ll be home late…

Dilf!Nanami who is never going to let you go now he has tasted you on his tongue.

🧁 anon

Oh my lorddddd, 🧁 Anon... You have truly slayed me!

I am sorry this took so long. I wanted to make this into a full fic but I think my headcanon format will work best for this one. <3. This is my first time writing for everyone's favorite Daddy, so hopefully I portrayed him well.

NSFW beneath the cut - Minors DNI!

Warnings: NSFW, cheating, oral (f!recieving), finger sucking, dilf!Nanami

This truly was never his intention.

Had he admired your body from afar for months now? Yes.

Did he torture himself every day by imagining the way his teeth could drag your cat-patterned panties down your thick thighs? Yes.

Did he often find his hand wrapped around his cock after you called him 'Nanami-san' at the end of your shift, your voice all sleepy and raspy due to the short nap you took on his living room sofa? Again, yes.

Self-restraint was a skill Nanami was blessed with. So, when the inevitable finally happened, and you had worked a particularly late shift due to some unforeseen overtime he certainly did not want to put in, he had no idea the result would be his humble tongue swirling over your throbbing clit.

Your thighs were sticky against his cheeks, a thin film of sweat and your own arousal shimmering in the moonlight, as he worked his thick fingers between your gushing walls.

"N-Nanami-san," you moaned, your tiny hands tangled within his damp hair. Your voice was a siren call, swirling around his temporal lobe, a tempting tune that lulled him into a hoaxed hyperfixation. "F-Feels so good..."

"Kento," he corrected with a smile, swiping his tongue up your soaked slit, sweet juice sinking onto his tongue. "Call me Kento, please."

"K-Kento," you rasped between a squeak as you jerked your hips up, digging your heel against his muscular back.

You repeated his name like a crutch - the one thing that held you steady and kept you on balance - his heat rushing between your folds viciously, swirling into every crevice, ensuring he tasted all of you.

The strong pressure in your stomach grew closer to its explosive end, and right as Kento slowly rubbed the flat of his tongue against your clit, the familiar sound of your ringtone pulled you out from your sexed-out haze.

Kento hummed into your core and pulled back gently, kissing your inner-thigh. "Do you need to get that?"

"N-No, they can- Wait!" You jerked up as the realization washed over you like freezing rain, groaning as you examined the caller-ID. "It's my... Um..."

Dangerous laughter rumbled from below. Sharp honey eyes were glowing up at you, pearl-white teeth glistening in the soft glow of the moon.

Nanami grazed his teeth against the sensitive skin of your thigh, hot breath fanning into every nook between your bodies as the room started slowly spinning, faster and faster around you until-

"Answer it." He sucked the skin of your thigh between his moist lips, sinking his teeth into your plush flesh. Your phone started ringing again and your breathing became stuttered from the command.

With a hammering heart, you answered breathlessly, "H-Hi, babe."

He hummed and licked his way back between your legs, arching his fingers inside of you and causing you to grunt and sigh, your eyes wild as you watched the way Kento's usually neat blonde hair stuck to his forehead.

He dived his tongue onto your clit once more, sliding it side to side as your boyfriend continued to question you on the other end of the phone.

"Y-Yeah, m'sorry... He had to work late." Nanami circled around your nub and nodded at you, coating his chin in your sticky nectar. "N-Nanami-san said I could sleep here."

"Yes, I'm fine!" Your fingernails dug into his scalp as you bit your lower lip, doing your best to contain the moans that threatened to ripple from your chest.

His calloused hand gripped onto the flesh of your stomach, holding you in place. There was a brief moment, as you assured your boyfriend for the final time that yes, you'd call him in the morning, and that you love him too, when Nanami's large fingers slid from you with a loud pop, that the world turned upside down.

He thrust back inside of you with a squelch and you gasped, trying to thrust your hips up. He was much stronger than you, one hand easily able to hold you down.

"S-Sorry," Nanami sucked your clit into his warm mouth and you could feel the bubbling pressure start to boil over deep within your stomach. If he kept this up then you might-

"Gonna come," your voice was barely a whisper, but it made Nanami's heart skip a beat regardless, as you spilled yourself into his mouth with breathless gasps for air. He could hear the muffled voice of your boyfriend through the phone.

"Yes!" You squeaked, feigning reassurance as you rolled your hips, urging the man beneath you to keep working your cunt with his mouth. "Yes! I will come over tomorrow. I-I'll come."

Surprised, Nanami licked down your slit, as more thick juice squirted onto his mouth. Drenched in you, he placed a last kiss to your clit and removed his fingers, dragging them up your body and twisting your puffy nipple between them.

"Goodnight." You sighed, ending the call with a cry. Your tear-stained cheeks were flushed, your body trembling beneath him as he nuzzled into the crook of your neck and wrapped his big hand around your throat.

"I would like to fuck you," Nanami murmured against your skin, tightening his grip around your neck. You gulped, the pressure in your throat heavy, and nodded. "But it won't be gently."

With that, two thick fingers were pushed into your mouth. Gagging, you sucked at them, gripping onto Nanami's strong forearm. He chuckled darkly and nipped at the skin of your neck.

He pulled back to watch you and smiled, a warm smile. Kind. "Suck my fingers like a cock, princess. Taste what I did to you."

You obeyed him once again, swirling your tongue around his fingers desperately, your manicured nails digging into his arm. You closed your eyes and imagined yourself from his perspective, how young you were, how needy for him you were. He was older than you - much older - and yet you were more attracted to him than you had ever been for anyone your own age.

You peeked through your dark eyelashes at him. His navy blue button up was askew, his spotted tie long gone and thrown somewhere within the guest bedroom. You wanted to tear his clothes off, to claim his skin the way he claimed yours.

When he pulled his fingers from your mouth, you took the opportunity to plea your case to the court. You wanted to fuck him. You wanted to keep fucking him.

"Kento," he froze and stared down at you, a storm brewing in the dark of his eyes. "Wanna touch you."

His mouth enveloped yours, warm breath and tongues dancing in the dark. The kiss was deadly, casting a shadow over your bodies that would loom there forever. He pulled back, the lewd expression on his chiseled face intoxicating.

"Next time." He assured with a groan, sinking his teeth into the flesh of your shoulder as he eagerly pushed his curved head between the slick muscles of your pussy. "I promise, next time."

Please consider reblogging if you liked this! As always, feel free to scream at me in the comments. <3

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[leofrith]

i am late but... din djarin for character asks? (i just want to know what fan takes are the worst asjksjks)

oh GODDDDDDDD never in my life have i wanted a character i love to get killed off so badly. jesus christ 💔

a song that reminds me of them: lonely feelings by love supreme

what they smell like: sweat and gunpowder. or whatever the star wars blaster equivalent of gunpowder is lmao

an otp: luke and omera!!! also boba is neat

a notp: i never want to see mayfeld on my screen ever again, love and light. also i've already talked about it but bo-katan could have been good if it had been executed with the bare minimum amount of care. but it wasn't. so when it inevitably happens in the finale this week i will not be coping.

favorite platonic/familial relationships: grogurt!!!! also the armorer and big brother paz. rip king gone too soon. also the din and ahsoka friendship that exists in my head. ❤️

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with: girl....... so many. the way a ton of people in this fandom reduce his character to some vaguely sexist, hypermasculine badass who is aggressive all the time for no reason is so irritating. the sheer amount of fics that portray him as some kind of daddy dom or spicy latin lover stereotype is gross and it makes me actually insane. at worst, it's just fucking racist and at best, it's an extremely reductive way of looking at an otherwise very interesting character. there is a truly staggering amount of fic that is obvious, thinly-veiled p*dro pascal rpf that is only using the vague idea of din's character as proof that it's not actually rpf. and the fact that there is no way to reliably filter any of it because people refuse to tag their shit accordingly just makes it worse. this certainly isn't to say that this is an issue confined solely to x reader spaces. i know for a fact that a ton of dinluke writers do this too, which is why i rarely interact with the fandom anymore. also, the lack of nuance when people talk about din's faith is truly awe inspiring. people will see din's clan say "this is the way" and religiously cover their faces and will call it cult behaviour without a hint of critical thought. ah yes, cults, which are famous for letting their members come and go as they please and also teaching their members to be self sufficient. those cults. sure. anyway... i could go on for ages. but i'll finish this off with the fact that yesterday i saw someone say that din in a modern au would be a casually homophobic catholic, which aged me 10 years. do not watch star wars. never ever watch star wars.

the position they sleep in: canonically sleeps in a tiny ball in full armour to fit into his tiny bed on the razor crest (rip razor crest), in the pilot's seat with his arms crossed like a dad falling asleep in his recliner after dinner, or on his back like this:🧍‍♂️ that man has back problems i know he does.

a crossover au i’d love to see them in: i think that din and eivor would get along very well if they existed in the same universe. something about the shared sense of honour and their inability to pass by random people in need. but din as an assassin could also be very fun. me putting assassin's creed characters in star wars aus 🤝 me putting star wars characters in assassin's creed aus. i love bad media <3

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn: he only has one!!! actually that's a lie, there was the stormtrooper disguise on morak (episode of all time) and the two iterations of his armor. i'm gonna go with his beskar armour but specifically when he has his helmet off while saying goodbye to grogu in the s2 finale. we could have had at least half a season of him looking like this while separated from his son. pathetic wet cat looking man. look at what they took from us.

send me a character and i will answer these questions!

#reiver you're making me say things that will have the x/reader stans hunting me for sport are you happy now? ARE you? #anyway i wrote another response to the headcanons question that was probably worded better and then tumblr nuked it all #i hope this website blows up actually <3 #thank you darling!! 💖 #answer #reiverreturns #ask games

[badassbiburgerbob]

Regarding your wips...

I'm dying to hear more about Into the Fire. Absolutely in love with the idea. Would it be too much to ask for a snippet?? Or if you'd just like to ramble about it, I'm all ears!

Thanks! I love this one. There's a lot that I'm thinking about with it. The hardest part honestly is keeping it in character.

The idea struck after I binge watched the first two seasons of Chicago Fire (my newest obsession, absolutely in love with Herrmann). I actually reached out to the London Fire Brigade and they sent me the protocol for hiring in the 1950s, how one would become a full fledged fireman and a rough schedule. Which was really neat!

Some headcanons in regards to this fic: Newkirks father dies during the war from unrelated health issues, this doesn't really come up in the story but it's why he never appears. Newkirk is the third child, having an older brother, David, and Mavis being his older sister. Rita stayed with him through the war. Mavis has two kids Matthew and Mary (the M thing was not on purpose). Newkirks mother is Edith.

I've worked a very rough outline. I have some scenes vividly described and then parts like (insert dialog here). It is very much still a WIP lol.

Anyway here's the gist:

He tries to swallow his issues (PTSD) and hide the fact that he has nightmares and gets spells where he can't really breathe. Hes trying to be a 'strong man' but something in his soul just doesn't feel right.

So he drinks. Which causes him to be irritable and angry. He snaps at Rita and lashes out but never physically, he really does love her. She wants to help him but eventually his unwillingness to let her in forces her to end things. His instability loses him the job in performance.

He falls in with some guys he met at the bars, nasty lot. Continues to drink and gamble until he gets to his last 10 quid. He finds himself staring at rock bottom, so close he could reach out and touch it.

A priest stopped him in the street one day, recognizing him from an RAF airbase and/or the Palladium. He tells Peter to think about the man he uses to be, upset to see Peter hanging around thugs.

A snippet which I'm still working on, doesn't feel very in character yet but it is a WIP so...

*

He was sitting around the poker table. He’d won a few, lost a few. The shock came when he reached into his sack. He dug around a bit, his uniform and mementos still stashed neatly at the bottom of the bag. He pulled out his spare jacket and pants and looked through their pockets, but no. He held the paper in his hand… his last 10 quid.

A rock sank to the pit of his stomach. He stared at it in his hand as his mind raced. His last 10 quid… what would he have to do after that? How was he going to get more? He looked up at the table, they’d started another round without him. He looked back down at his hand. Panic starting rising in his chest.

Before him were forks in a path. A decision to be made.

He could gamble, though that hadn’t worked out very well yet. If he lost it… he’d have to borrow some. And these guys… they’d probably call him on his debt at some point. He’d be dragged further in… and come face to face with London yard. Something in his stomach told him that he wouldn’t be so lucky as the others. He’d be in the penitentiary in no time at all.

The mere thought turned his blood cold. Being a POW had been bad enough. He’d had enough of bars and searchlights and locked doors. He’d spent 2 years as a full time POW before joining Hogan. He’d have even less autonomy in the pen. No, he’d rather not go there.

He could spend it on drinks. But enough of that would wonder back to option one. If the past was any indication, he made absolutely horrid decisions when he was drunk.

He looked over towards the entrance, and over at the phone hanging on the wall across from the door.

He could catch a cab. To where though? Home? He didn’t truly have one of those. He’d been staying with Alexander three blocks over, but that’s not where he’d go if he wanted… what did he want?

Out?

Out. Right.

He lightly shook his head and glanced over at the telephone. He could phone someone. Maybe mum? Talk to her a bit. About what? He looked back at the door, a way out. Maybe she’d let him stay there. Get himself a decent job somewhere. She’d shelter him, no doubts about it.

But did he have that right? To burden her with his failure? She’d put him up because he were her son and she loved him. But he loved her as well. And something about just showing up on her doorstep in shambles seemed… wrong.

And so the choice was there. A gamble, a drink, a cab, or a call.

It would be so much easier to just escape into the life before him. Gambling and drinking and being merry. Numbing the past, ignoring the crisis growing in his soul. Drinking the pain away so to speak. Until he was called upon to help the gang that had helped him. He’d always had some, less than legal tendencies. But was he really willing to embrace it fully?

Or did he have it in him? To dig his heals into the ground, and pull it out of himself? To admit it. That he ruined his life. That he was hurting and trying to run from it. To admit to someone, anyone… that he needed help.

The real decision then, was if he wanted to touch rock bottom, or start clawing his way back up.

*

Mavis calls him later and basically asks him what the hell he's doing and does he realize what he's doing to their mother. She calls him to tell him off but his sort of spacey answers concern her, so she gets him to come with her and help with her son, Matthew who is sick and needs a caretaker that Mavis and her husband, Christopher, can't afford. She gets him to talk to her, and the priest. And he starts to feel better.

Another snipit for ya,

*

Being home with Mavis and talking with the priest brought an unanticipated calmness to his soul.

So much so, that after a month and a half, he told them about the Underground. He could speak about it now without it ripping his chest in two.

Telling them about the gang prompted Mavis to suggest he call some of them. He wasn’t sure he wanted to. He wasn’t quite over his shame at how close he came to completely falling apart.

It was on a walk one day with just himself and the two kids that Matthew convinced him. Matt told him, while playing with some dirt at the park, that if they were as close as Peter thought they were, then they’d just be glad he was alive and healthy.

Peter calls Louis and Andrew later that week.

He’s glad he did. He thought he’d be ashamed or embarrassed. He was afraid that too much time had passed and things had changed too much. But he was wrong.

After boisterous glee and happiness at hearing his voice, Louis cursed at him for disappearing and waiting so long to reach out. He hadn’t changed much at all.

Andrew was more reserved but happy to hear from him. Peter found it a bit odd, that he had more in common with Andrew now. It wasn’t as exciting as Louis call. But left him feeling just as good. They had both struggled to readjust after the war. Andrew told him about the cleansing ceremony. They had to put it off until he left active duty. It took nearly three years but they finally did it and that had helped a lot. But he still struggled with some leftover depression for a while. They bonded over that.

He couldn’t get to Kinch or Baker. And Hogan never picked up the phone.

The calls left him feeling like his life was getting back on track.

Now he just needed to figure out how to move forward completely. He needed a job.

*

Mavis gets him a job at a local factory, but he finds it suffocating.

He starts thinking about the LFB after hearing a story about a rescue they pulled off earlier in the month. It sounded similar to one of his missions back in Germany. Back when he felt like his life and actions really mattered. When he had a purpose. And he couldn’t take the factory anymore. He goes and talks to a firehouse. They give him an interview. He barely makes the cutoff, turning 36 the month after training starts. He gets a lot of crap for his age from the younger candidates but Mavis talks him through it and he passes.

He gets a lot of joy from being a firefighter. And he's great at it. He doesn't have a hero complex, he likes knowing that he's doing something good, that his actions mean something. He still has some issues left over from the war, but he can handle them now. He knows what to do with all the feelings and nightmares, not burying them with alcohol. He doesn't get too many of them anymore.

It would be a natural ending point there, but actually a lot more that happens after that! Including a reappearance of Rita, Carter adopting kids, and LeBeau opening a restaurant.

Rita hears about Peters new career and stops by the firehouse to see for herself. She's shocked to find him well adjusted and happy. He's ecstatic to see her and buys her lunch after his shift. He doesn't tell her then that he still love her and they leave on good terms, with him promising to come see her show when it makes headlines.

She comes back a few weeks later.

Don't wanna give too much away lol. I could go on about it forever but I do plan on finishing this one! It's one of my favorites tbh! I am thinking of doing a 'Chicago fire' like thing dispersing calls throughout the story after he joins the LFB.

I have to hash out the first few chapters before I post it, and because my brain hates me apparently, that may take a bit.

If there was a specific bit you were curious about tho lmk!

#ask #answer #fanfic related #WIP #hogan's heroes #peter newkirk #newkirk my beloved #its in the top 3 for favorite ideas ive ever had actually #i think about it a lot #i add scenes here and there and im piecing them together #but its still a wip #if i can get the first three chapters hashed out i will post it #but my brain refuses to work on beginings of fics lately #which is frustrating #i love this idea actually #definitely a favorite #firefighting

[artekai]

All righty. So. The OBVIOUS idea is Takuto, but instead I'm gonna throw you a curveball: Sylens >:3

Y'ALL KNOW ME TOO WELL (bc I can never shut up but STILL) LMAO THANKS NIX

What I like about them

Ohhhh idk how I wasn't smitten by him right away because oh my god his voice <333 But also his one-liners!! He's so unapologetically mean and it's amusing to watch lol.

What I dislike about them

Needs more HFW screentime :')

Also, I think it would be nice if he had random voice lines in HZD, like a sarcastic quip when you fall down a cliff or get hit by a machine, or hurrying you up when he's waiting for you, or commenting on side quests and stuff like that. I know he's more of a "don't say more than what's necessary" kind of guy, but I just think that would be neat :3

Favourite moment

I liked the "two moms" line, he basically validated me shipping Lis x GAIA, said gay rights, and dismissed Aloy's feelings in the middle of her existential crisis all at the same time lmao. Amazing.

I also liked him torturing HADES, idk. He usually doesn't do the dirty work himself so I guess it's neat to know he's still willing to do it lol. And I do support him getting the last laugh ^^

Least favourite moment

Hmm, nothing comes to mind. I did feel betrayed when he ran off with HADES in HZD lmao, but I didn't dislike it. I already knew he couldn't be trusted but I still did, so. Guess that one's on me :')

A situation with this character that I want to see explored more

I wanna know a little about his past, why he thinks the way he does, where he comes from, if he wants knowledge for the sake of knowledge or something else... ;-; Mystery is part of the appeal but I'm curious lol.

An interesting AU for this character

One of the biggest losses of Artekai not being canon is that we'll never see him interact with Sylens :') (Not TRULY).

But that's still in the same universe, so I'll say that I do sometimes rotate a modern AU in my mind where Sylens is just a frustrated college professor and Aloy is the only student he respects lol. I don't have any concrete ideas but I do enjoy the vibes :3

A crossover

Still relevant to Artekai and terribly self-indulgent, but sometimes I think of the cryo sleep Takuto AU and I wanna see him interact with Sylens ^^ Takuto is such a perfect target for little quips lol. My guess is that Sylens would appreciate his research but criticize him for caring too much, which is honestly fair. Maybe it'd be good for both of them to rub off on each other a little, haha.

OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship)

Eh, I don't really have any strong preferences ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Other ships?

Honestly given Sylens' nature I'm already intrigued by the general idea of ships involving him lol. But, in particular, you know I wanna see someone attempt to ship him with HADES lmao. And I KNOW I feel very weird and alone in this take, but is it bad that I want to see Sylens develop unwanted feelings for an AI since he looks down on all other humans and HADES is his main source of the knowledge he so desperately wants?

BROTP

Sylens x "I hate that I have morals now"? lmao. No but I do enjoy his interactions with Aloy, I just wouldn't exactly call them friends lol. At least not at this point in time. Maybe in another world :') Maybe in the college professor AU 👀

NOTP

Eh, I haven't really seen any that would classify yet ¯_(ツ)_/¯

An assortment of headcanons! 

Brain's fried right now, sorry, I've got nothing :')

#tumblr deleted my post and i had to type all of this a second time ;;;-;;; #ask tag #nicxan #long post

[ducktracy]

could you expand on why you don't really like bugs bunny?

oh, i don't dislike him at all! he's probably in my top 5 characters (and if not, #6) i LOVE his earlier cartoons and (i have a million different stories as to how i got into LT but this is also very true) i wanted to start watching more LT to see more of Bugs. it's basically the same case with my relationsip w/ Chuck Jones' Daffy, i'm not a fan of the later world weary, smug Chuck Jones bunny.

the '40s, excitable, brash, fast-talking and incredibly New York Bugs is my favorite and i think he's a lot more interesting when he's more reactionary. i'd say my "dislike" is more restlessness than anything, i feel like he was toned down wayyyyyyy too much in the '50s and '60s and fell too deep into the formula that you always know he's going to win. i feel like the calm, smug side to him is okay, but BORING--i like the fast pace of the '40s shorts much better. i'd rather see him get dragged away kicking and screaming by the cops and yelling at Cecil Turtle than see him make a smug face at the camera for the 8th time in 2 minutes, y'know (a nd this isn't to put Chuck Jones down at all, i've softened up a LOOOOOOT in the past 2 years because i used to vehemently REFUSE to touch anything he made after 1950 which is positively ridiculous, it's all a matter of taste and me being picky)

shorts like Tortoise Wins By a Hare, The Heckling Hare, Little Red Riding Rabbit, Slick Hare, Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid, The Unruly Hare, Easter Yeggs, Case of the Missing Hare, Rabbit Transit, Rhapsody Rabbit, Bugs Bunny Rides Again and a WHOLE list of others are some of my FAVORITES and i REALLY enjoy them! i like that he's energetic and brash and spirited, and i have a big soft spot for his '41-'42 egg head design

i just don't talk about him as much because i don't have as much to say. he doesn't reach out and grab me like Daffy and Porky do (which, i think personal bias comes into play because i can relate to the both of them a lot and dissect their characters easier HAHA whereas Bugs i don't relate to as much) and i don't know as much about him-- i haven't seen every short (there are even some '40s Bugs shorts i haven't seen).

i like him a LOT!! i just don't have as much to say and my interpretation/tastes don't really gel with fandom interpretations of him. i honestly like how he is in the (earlier) cartoons as is and don't have as much to expand on. there are plenty of Bugs shorts i love and hold dearly!

#i just like him the way as is i don't ship him w/ anyone (but i'm kinda done with shipping in general it's not really thing) i don't have #ideas or headcanons for him i just truly think He's Neat and will watch his escapades with glee #I'M SORRY IF I GAVE THAT IMPRESSION THOUGH i really really do like him a lot of his cartoons make me very happy i just tend to fixate on #other aspects because i feel like he's spoken for i don't have many words of wisdom #and i'm certain that'll change as i eventually analyze his cartoons in depth and stuff #it's another case of my tastes being so particular and picky too i'm very picky about my tastes and characterizations and stuff #Friz and Bob McKimson's rabbit are tied for my favorite i think at least earlier on i love the mean angry McKimson rabbit #and of course i love Clampett's rabbit too Falling Hare was the first Clampett short i saw and sold me and Tortoise Wins By a Hare is my #fave Bugs short ever #but he can tend to be a little too mean at times (i love Buckaroo Bugs a lot but DAMN if he isn't a total bully in that LOL) #and Friz's Bugs always always always makes me laugh Little Red Riding Rabbit is spectacular #Chuck Jones' '40s Bugs is very very VERY cute design wise i'm not huge on his personality because he's a little tame for me but he's #super duper cute #i just rewatched Hair-Raising Hare with a friend the other week and forgot how CUTE he was in that. really small #he's great in the comics too i LOVE the early comics with him Porky and Petunia #to add i’m more interested in the history of the cartoons/the cartoons themselves rather than the characters #Porky and Daffy are the special exceptions but it’s like why you don’t see me writing hundred page analyses on Sylvester or Foghorn #who are my 2 faves behind Daffy and Porky! i love them a lot! but i focus more on the making of and the cartoons themselves rather than #character analysis y’know but i do pour a lot into Daffy and Porky HA

[chickentendieboi]

MSBY Jackals As Dads

—headcanon : you tell them that you are pregnant

—wc: 1,373 collectively

☼ a/n: I've never really done headcannons before but this is what I feel like the boys of the MSBY team would do when they found out you were pregnant ^.^ So naturally, if you couldn't tell, there are spoilers here for the timeskip! Just for who is on the team!

☾ This is a part of the lovely collab Baby, Baby that @ushisrever is having! Thank you for letting me be a part of it! (:

Masterlists: Main Masterlist || SFW Masterlist || Collabs || Headcanons

Bokuto is a huge chaotic ball of Bokuto when he finds out.

He waited patiently outside the bathroom, or well... Bokuto didn't know the word patiently so he was pacing back and forth, reluctantly waiting for you as you sat in the bathroom. After a few minutes however, you walked out the door, and stared up at him, his eyes wide and searching yours.

Your nose twitched slightly and the corner of your lips began to curve up and that's when he immediately grabbed you, spinning you in circles. "Yes! I'm finally going to be a dad!" He kisses you, his golden eyes bright and wide. "I'm going to teach him how to spike the best way, and-and I'm goi-"

"What if the baby's a girl though?"

"Are you saying girls can't play volleyball?!" He looks at you in shock for which you then gave him a look and sighed.

"Babe... I played volleyball in high school..."

"Right, right, right. But see? Doesn't matter! We're teaching our baby volleyball!"

Sakusa doesn't truly know what to think. Children equal germ factories but a child with you, starting a family, isn't something he's opposed to.

Sakusa's nose is scrunched when he looks at the white stick you held out towards him, merely showing him the lines, not telling him to take it which he seemed to think. But you knew better, there's no way he would take a stick that you had peed on so you chuckled as he scrunched back.

"Babe, I wouldn't let you touch this. Just look at the lines please." You sighed, shaking your head and laughing gently.

"Yes, I can see this but, how?" He looked at you quizzically, honestly confused. Since it was Sakusa, he protected everything, meaning his gloves, masks and most certainly, condoms during your time together.

"Even when you get riled up you forget some things there, Kiyoomi." You chuckled as he looked at you with furrowed brows. "You slipped up and we're pregnant, 'Omi." You continued to chuckle, watching how he squinted his eyes but you could still see that he was excited behind his disgusted eyes.

Hinata pauses, for a long time. He processes the words you spoke while looking at the pregnancy test you took wrapped up all neat and cute in a box filled with pink and blue tissue paper, just straight up staring at it with a blank expression.

"Shoyo?" You watched him as he tilted the box, looking underneath it, on the side and back inside of it, still not saying a word. "Earth to Shoyo? Are you in there?" It amused you to see him struck in a trance like state.

"I... I'm going to be..." He finally looked up from the test and met your eyes. "This means that... this means that I'm going to be a father, right? We... We're going to be parents?"

Hearing him say it as well put butterflies in your stomach and made your lips curl up into a smile. "Yes Sho, that's exactly what that means."

He paused again and looked down before you could tell that it finally clicked and he tossed the box onto the counter. "OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER!"

There he was. After the moment where it clicked, you couldn't get him to shut up about it.

Atsumu having a baby, one may think was a bad idea because of how childish he is himself.

He patted your back while you threw up, waiting for the results from your pregnancy test to come back. "You know what this means right?" You coughed slightly, hissing at the way your throat burned from the acid. He hummed but you knew he wasn't thinking all the way through. "It means that we're having a baby."

The patting on your back stopped, his hand hovering right above your back and he choked out his next words. "You're saying... you're having a baby with me?"

You chuckled lightly, sitting back onto your butt and placed your back against the wall. "Of course I'd be having a baby with you. Who else would I be having one with, you dummy? What does it say?" You questioned as the alarm on your phone went off.

"There's two lines. That, that means yes right? That means there's going to be a mini me running around, right?!" His eyes started to light up.

"Oh god, I hope not. It better be a mini me."

"I don't think I could handle another you, th- hey!" He realized the slight insult that came from what you said. "Not nice." He pouted but pulled you from your position on the ground and onto his lap. "Oh my god, we're having a baby."

For Meian, it was no surprise that you both have been trying to have a child. It was something you struggled with for years so you didn't care how loud you bursted into the building the Jackals practiced in.

The second the doors slammed open, all eyes were on you and your frantic self. "Shuugo!!" You yelled into the court and his eye fixed on you.

"Babe, what's wrong?! Are you okay?!" He came running over to you, giving you a hand when he saw how out of breath you were. He got even more frantic when he noticed the tears in your eyes. "Woah, woah, woah."

"I knew... I knew... oh my god, I'm sorry." You struggled to catch your breath and finally brought your eyes up to Meian's. "I knew I couldn't get a hold of you during practice but I couldn't wait." You fished in your pocket and threw out your hands towards your husband.

"I-" He took what was in your hand and looked down at it then his eyes shifted to you with furrowed brows. "I..." He kept looking back and forth from you to the test before he dropped it and grabbed onto you. "Oh my god!"

You let out a little squeak as he picked you up and spun you a few times before your feet met solid ground again. "Yeah!" You chirped and smiled largely, tears now free falling on your cheeks, matching ones that began to fall on his.

"Guys!" He shouted to his teammates, and you could say that their eyes turned towards you but from the second you slammed open that door, they questioned your wellbeing. "We're pregnant!" He lifted you up again, as if to show you off. "You guys can go home early tonight. Practice is over!" He let you go and ran over to his bag, grabbing everything and then your hand, rocketing out of the building.

He didn't shut up about it all the way home and for a while after that day.

Inunaki liked teasing and teasing you about anything and everything. One big tease was when you would crave a certain type of food, say your stomach hurt, your back hurt. He'd always joke that you were pregnant.

However, one day, you didn't give him a joking slap back, or side eye him for being stupid and he froze.

"W-why aren't you..? Hit my arm, push me, wh..." His face dropped as he watched you not react the way you normally do. "I'm sorry, I... I can stop teasing you about it." He brought his finger under your chin and lifted your head up to look at him. "I didn't rea-"

"Shion, I'm pregnant." You looked at him, sad that you couldn't last until the big surprise you had next week, but you just couldn't help but flinch and react differently when Inunaki teased you for the umpteenth time.

"Y-you're joking?" His eyes widened, unsure of how to react and his nose twitched. "You know, it's not cool to tease that you actually are. You know that, right?"

You turned and walked away, heading down into the bedroom before emerging again with a box. You handed it to Inunaki with a smile. "I'm not teasing you right now. That's what you do, love."

He looked down at the box and quickly opened it, mouth dropping. "Oh my gosh, you actually are!" He grabbed onto you quickly and pulled you into a hug. "We're going to be parents!"

#baby-baby collab #anime #anime fanfiction #anime x reader #haikyuu #fanfiction #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #meian shujo #inunaki shion #hinata shoyo #sakusa kiyoomi #bokuto koutarou #miya atsumu #msby jackals #atsumu miya

[oftenderweapons]

Dirty ABCs | Namjoon and Vixen

Pairing: Namjoon x Vixen (OC)

Wordcount: 2.1k

Genre: headcanons

Rating: 18+. Minors, do not interact.

This just me having a little bit of fun in between collabs and commissions with an NSFW alphabet, so I can also get to know my characters better (yes, they're just characters. Do not assume the boys like/dislike any of the things I mention). A new drabble should be out soon, but just in case you missed it, here's Jimin's post-Soowoozoo smut! Please, read the trigger warnings carefully 🥺💖

Here's my masterlist! enjoy!!!! 💜✨

Trigger warnings: cumshots, cumeating, creampie, marking, unprotected sex, switch!vixen, switch!joon, daddy!joon, DDLG, lapdance, stripping, masturbation, voyeurism, exhibitionism, roleplay, homework within a professorxstudent roleplay, positions (doggy, missionary, reverse cowgirl, bend over), intimacy kink (?), bondage (hands tied, gags), impact play, oral sex, oral fixation, biting, casual mention of foot fetish, food play, choking kink, erotic massage, jealousy (kink), sapiosexuality, size kink, mention of infidelity and sharing partners, mention of outdoor sex, sex toys (dildo, vibrator, manacles, cockring, paddle, buttplug), edging, orgasm denial, orgasm control, overstimulation, BDSM club, uhm...bicuriosity ig?, thickdick!Namjoon, bubblebutt!Vixen impressive sex drive (?)

Aftercare: Namjoon is the kind of guy who’d gladly collapse in bed after some good, nasty fucking. He puts plenty of energy in it and he isn’t content until he’s barely alive before calling it a night. Yes, both him and Vixen need to force the other into heading to the bathroom and cleaning up before falling asleep. When he goes especially hard on her, aftercare becomes a way to relax for both of them: he needs to pamper her to even things out, and she in return likes spoiling him, giving him cuddles, letting him fall asleep with his head on her chest while she strokes his hair. Yes, his favourite cuddle is her touching his hair and chatting about how they felt during sex.

Body part: He most definitely has a thing for legs, hips and ass. Vixen is all about his chest and arms — but, truth is she’s absolutely crazy about his neck.

Cum: He either cums inside or on Vixen’s ass. No other alternatives for him. He hates cumming in her mouth, mostly because her cunt is soooo much better to him; and then again, that means he can eat her out right after — or mark her up and shove his cum back inside. Vixen is a fan of him cumming inside, she’s pretty much traditional about this.

Dirty secret: Namjoon loves when Vixen doms him. He’d never admit that out loud but he’s praying for her to tie him up and strip for him before performing a lapdance and fucking herself with that glass dildo he bought her… He’ll just wait… hopefully… Vixen wants Namjoon to give her homework on some impossible topic and then punish her for every mistake she makes while he’s dressed in a suit and glasses.

Experience: We know all about Joon’s and Vixen’s bodycount. Joon had four, possibly five partners, one of which broke his heart. He wasn’t entirely vanilla with them, but Vixen is most definitely the spiciest he’s been with — and the most rewarding. Vixen had two partners before Namjoon and her first boyfriend was way more experienced than Namjoon is, but that is not an issue to her. She knows if she ever asked him, they could try out pretty much anything.

Favourite position: Namjoon is mostly about doggy and missionary. Doggy for enthusiastic fucking with that teenage eagerness that characterises them both. Missionary when he needs to make love to her slow and steady — though he admits Vixen on top of him in reverse cowgirl is also a hot topic for him. Vixen likes good old missionary since she likes Namjoon’s body shielding hers. She also enjoys bending over for him — especially on the back of the sofa.

Goofy: neither of them is that goofy when it comes to sex. For them is a moment to get rid of tension and gain more intimacy. It’s a moment of communication and connection, and a very spiritual one at that. There might be little giggles and laughs here and there when they’re in a playful mood, but even then they’re more happy than goofy.

Hair: Namjoon trims his hair slightly, just to keep things neat and tidy. Vixen used to shave at the beginning of their relationship. She waxed a few times, to try something different and to feel Namjoon’s tongue better when he goes down on her. She switched to trimming when she found out Namjoon enjoyed a more natural look.

Intimacy: Nothing isn’t intimate between these two. Brushing their teeth together before going to bed? Religion. Getting dinner ready? A ritual. Making love? Therapy. Fucking like gorillas? Relief. These two share one single soul. They’re each other’s temple, and their bedroom is their church.

Jack off: These two? Masturbation galore. They’re the literal proof that being in a relationship should never stop you from taking care of yourself. They masturbate together while they watch porn, they masturbate to the sight of the other one doing it or just watching them. Namjoon is a huge fan of watching Vixen touch herself. He can do it with his hands tied, untied, or stroking his cock. He really doesn’t care as long as he can watch. Plus the fact that the wall dividing his bedroom from the shower is made of glass really gives him the best view when he has morning wood and Vixen is washing herself. And that goes both ways. She likes watching him while she showers, putting on a bit of a show. Vixen also likes watching Namjoon masturbate, though she prefers putting her hands on him. And Namjoon prefers her hands to his own, especially since she’s so fucking good at that.

Kink: We all know these two are the resident DDLG freaks. Other than that Namjoon suffers from a pretty severe case of voyeurism. On the side, all giving, we have oral fixation, impact play, marking, biting, cumplay and cumeating, and a very mild, very experimental foot fetish. He’s also into roleplay, especially regarding school/university environments. To that, we need to add on Vixen’s end exhibitionism and food play, and then, all giving, choking kink, exhibitionism, bondage and gags, erotic massage.

Location: these two need someplace private, since they can’t get in the mood unless they’re 200% sure they can take their time and relax and be as loud as possible. Namjoon would never stand the idea of them getting caught: he needs to protect Vixen. And Vixen would never try something in public. She knows he’d be too focused on the possible dangers to properly enjoy the experience. That doesn’t mean that they don’t tease each other in public. Vixen likes when they talk dirty in public so once they get home Namjoon rips her clothes off her.

Motivation: Namjoon gets turned on whenever Vixen looks incredibly refined and elegant, completely out of his league. Pair that up with someone flirting with her and he goes out of his way to remind her why she got his ring on her finger ten months after they first met. He also gets hot under the collar when he’s reminded of how fucking smart she is; that makes him both proud and horny. On a baser level, she just needs to grind against his thigh, rub her ass on his crotch, kiss his neck or suck his fingers to make him instantly hard. Vixen gets horny very easily when she sees him exercise power — which happens pretty often with him being the leader. Also watching him tower over someone who isn’t her makes her a little volatile — that’s her daddy, he’s her protector.

No: easy. Sharing. Even simply her moans being overheard by someone would make him nervous. Once he used to share everything about his sex life with his friends, but after he and Vixen got engaged, everything involving her without clothes on became a 100% restricted topic. He still happens to talk about sex with his friends, but he must be in need of desperate help in order to share details. Vixen agrees on sharing being a hard no. She also thinks doing stuff in public is absolutely a hard no: she’s far too attached to her job to risk a scandal ruining it. And of course she would never stand Namjoon’s career and reputation going downhill.

Oral: Both fans, Namjoon both on the giving and receiving side, though he prefers giving by far. Vixen is also a fan of receiving. If Namjoon weren’t so damn intimidating, she would enjoy giving more, too.

Pace: depends on the mood. Playful or angry? Then he’s fucking her like she’s nothing but a cocksleeve, straight up jackhammering his way in. Loving and emotional? Then they’re going slow and steady so they can feel every inch of their flesh meeting and parting and squeezing and squelching and sliding.

Quickie: yes, but not excessively. Vixen can only consider a quickie as a form of foreplay. There’s no way to satisfy her unless at least two rounds are involved. Namjoon is more than happy to take his time with her. If they don’t have that much time, they prefer masturbating together — quick, efficient, delectable.

Risk: No? The only risk he would take would be fucking her out in the open, but someplace where the possibility of getting caught is lower than 0.1%. He’d book super secluded villas for their holidays and fuck her until she’s begging him to give her a break.

Stamina: Namjoon hasn’t got too much stamina and Vixen doesn’t either, they just deprive and tease each other when they want to make it super special, otherwise they would be lazy and take naps in between a round and another. And they can truly deal with that brilliantly since they are great at foreplay and that makes up for their rather weak stamina.

Toy: These two are shameless about their toys. Vixen has a thing for dildos, and Namjoon loves spoiling her with those. She has a couple vibrators too, but she’s not that much of a fan: she has a practical one, when she needs things done quick and easy and another one that looked way too cute for her not to have it. In addition to that, they have manacles, a cockring, a paddle and a quite interesting plug.

Unfair: Being with Namjoon is all about the pleasure. He’d much rather overstimulate Vixen rather than deny her. Also because he has very poor control over his instincts and he can’t deny himself. He would tease, edge or deny Vixen only to punish her and make sure that she actually reads that as a punishment and not as some sick way for her to get exactly what she wants (aka spanks). Vixen is more on the teasing side, and she enjoys controlling Namjoon’s orgasms, but she’s very fair. They like to play dirty, but they make sure everyone gets what they need.

Volume: Namjoon is all about low and deep. His moans, groans, growls and grunts all come in a very quiet, although very eloquent way. He prefers keeping it quiet so it feels more intimate. Vixen on the other hand is very vocal, especially when Namjoon goes down on her or is trying to overstimulate her. She’s still considerate about the people living next door, but at the same time, she has a thing for doing it in the studio so she can be as loud as she wants, much to Namjoon’s — and his private tracks’ — chagrin.

Wild card: if it weren’t for his jealousy and his position, Namjoon would love to fuck Vixen in a room full of strangers, just to show how good he can make her feel, and to enjoy just how deranged she would get once adrenaline started kicking in. Claiming her in a semi-public context would help him sate his possessiveness for a good while. Vixen instead would love to go to a BDSM club with Namjoon and watch scenes from other people — maybe, potentially, join? — she most definitely wishes she had done stuff with a girl before getting with Namjoon.

X-Ray: Namjoon is packed. Length is not exceedingly more than average. But match that with more than impressive girth? That’s a wild ride. It most definitely takes a stretch. Vixen has rather small boobs — but she’s more than stubborn to make up with a full, round bubble butt.

Yearning: at the beginning they go pretty wild. Vixen is used to getting at least an orgasm before falling asleep — every night. Of course that tones down once she gets with Namjoon, especially since she learns to prefer quality over quantity and he refuses to get stuff done in ten minutes. She easily slips into a two to three times a week regimen, but deprive her for longer than ten days and she’ll feel neglected. Of course she’d take care of herself, but that doesn’t mean she wouldn’t start drifting away as she’d feel emotionally neglected too. Namjoon considers himself happy as long as he can have a full weekend of fucking: he tends to cram all the sex in days where he can relax since during the week he’s often too tense to initiate anything sexual. But he wouldn’t deny it if the fancy struck him.

Zzz: He falls asleep like a bear. He goes positively lethargic the moment he hits the bed after cleaning up. Vixen finds it extremely endearing. She usually takes longer, but not too much. She likes cuddling him while he’s sleeping.

#Namjoon x vixen #namjoon headcanons #namjoon x reader #namjoon smut #namjoon alphabet #kim namjoon smut #kim namjoon scenarios #namjoon x yn #bts headcanons #bts headcanon

[leonicscorpio]

Batboy Headcanons because I made this for me but you all can enjoy this too if want. (May contain mild NSFW)

Dick:

Has a weird relationship with unwanted gaze and the attention he receives because of his physique. He genuinely likes the attention but he draws the line when people start getting touchy. Just because he's shirtless working out doesn't mean he gave you consent to touch him.

Has good dieting skills but he's in his mid-late 20's and his metabolism has 0 signs of slowing down. He once ate a whole xl bag of M&M's in front of Steph and Babs and both said they wanted to murder him because he won't gain a pound.

Dick has ADHD and I'm sorry if you don't think otherwise. He has hyperactive type ADHD and while he's gotten better at controlling his symptoms he still stims stretching and flexing his arms and shaking his arms.

While not so much in Gotham, Dick is very politically active and volunteers at voter registration and working with organizations with the mission of police demilitarization in Blüdhaven.

Dick is a very sexually driven individual. However, I don't think it's entirely healthy. His ADHD also comes into play with this but Dick just needs to have a release at least twice a day or he'll feel physically sick.

I don't know if you all have seen male gymnasts. But Dick, like the rest of them, has FREAKSISHLY large biceps. Everyone talks about Dick has the best ass in the bat family and while Jason may be larger and stronger, Dick has the best physique.

Dick's apartment is littered with sticky notes in places such as the fridge/in front of his computer. If it's not written down and in a place where he can't ignore it, it's not going to get done.

I'm sorry I know everyone says his birthday is in March but I have to go to the older Nightwing comics and say his Birthday is December 1st. I want you to look me in the eyes and tell me this man doesn't give off Sagittarius energy. You can't. I respect you but you can't look at that and tell me that man isn't a Sagittarius or has super heavy Sag in his birth chart.

Dick's at home doing nothing but chilling? You best believe he's gonna be shirts off, tits out, and rocking some blue flannel PJ's.

Dick is currently the only member of the family asides from Barbara who is regularly attending therapy. And he actively encourages each of his brothers and sisters to go every time.

After his Agent 37 days. He sits down with Jason and talks about having to use a gun and how hard it was. And how having to kill people has affected him. When he had to kill the KGBeast (Agent 37 days he snapped his neck) I headcanon Dick just trauma v*mit*d. Jason hugged him and just consoled him.

It's canon that Dick has anger issues but to me, it's not explored or talked about enough and not a lot of people like to talk about it. Dick is very much the 'if I ignore it it'll go away' type when it comes to his anger and he can brush most insults or harassment off fine enough. But when he breaks, he makes Jason look like a saint. I'm talking slamming you into a wall and screaming in your face angry. He'll be profusely apologetic afterward but still.

Despite popular belief, I don't think he's that bad of a cook. He's just not very experimentative. He can follow a recipe and does look at some guides. But to me, Dick Grayson just is that guy who is like Chicken veggies and rice are a meal that I can cook 4-6 times a week.

Dick has a slight fear of dentists. He doesn't have bad teeth and has good dental health. He just doesn't like the idea of a drill going in his mouth and the few times Bruce has to take him to a dentist he had a panic attack every time.

Everyone lives for the fics where Jason beats the shit out of Tim and everyone is just like lol well Bruce and Dick just forgives him. No. When Dick found out it was Jason who beat Tim to the ground, Dick was literally seething and told Jason "Pick on someone your own size or else I'll make you wish you back in that f'ing coffin."

Dick's favorite foods (some based in Canon*): Milk Chocolate*, Cereal*, Asparagus, Bananas, Banana flavored candy, Hawaiian Pizza* (suffer its canon) Rum, thanksgiving Turkey.

Jason:

He may be the self-diagnosed black sheep (rightfully so) of the family, but Jason does genuinely love spending time with his siblings. Whether it be sharing memes with them on social media or just randomly showing up where they are and abducting them to go get ice cream/coffee/snacks.

He'd probably attempt to harm you if you told him this to his face. But he is the closest acting to Bruce out of all of the family. In terms of mannerisms and inherent warmth and kindness behind a dark façade.

Has two moods: either exceptionally, almost neat-freak levels of clean, or his life is completely falling apart and Jason can't tell you for sure what color his floors are because there's so much stuff scattered about.

Despite their initial hatred of each other, Jason truly feels closest to Tim and Tim is the only person asides from maybe Barbra who he can just talk to without feeling any judgment.

Jason only smokes when he's extremely nervous about an operation or a hit. For those who don't know criminal justice cigarettes are the fastest way to get genetic material on someone. That being said he does still like to smoke occasionally.

Me, plus a lot of people give him this sort of 'Lazarus Rage' as I like to call it. When he's in the heat of a mission or if he's getting upset/angry his vision will get blurred with green, and it feeds on his anger and just gets perpetually harder to contain until he releases it. Jason has gotten much better at controlling it. But as he will tell Tim or Babs, he's "seeing green" which means they need to be careful because Jason could kill.

Everyone says Dick is the mother hen. I see you, I accept you, but let me raise you. Jason came to realize that he died because of his rash decision to go after The Joker alone. If Jason finds any of his siblings out acting alone, or even at the very least without Oracle. Jason WILL forcefully interject himself and ask them what the fuck they think their doing.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Trying to get close to Jason is hard. He will degrade you can attempt to try to get you to hate him before he lets you in (that cheeky Tsun of him)

He genuinely cares for and supports all of his siblings but has been rough on them needlessly. But if Bruce is being the distant or absent parent he is, you better believe if any of the siblings drops him a text or a call, Jason will be there in a heartbeat.

He's the most physically powerful of the whole Bat Family. You don't understand because of his time in the League, his time with the All-Caste, and having abused Venom for a time, he can snap an arm bone like it's a carrot with little effort.

Everyone in the family likes dogs and goes out of their way to gush over a dog, but Jason takes it to a whole new level. And even when he's masked up dogs just gravitate to Jason.

Can and has grown a beard in a matter of a few days. He usually likes to be clean shaven but some days he likes to wear a beard just to throw everyone off.

One time him, Steph, Tim, and Duke all went to a restaurant (Red Robin lol) and the waitress got his order wrong and his burger had raw tomatoes on it, Jason took the tomatoes off and ate it while looking absolutely miserable. Tim: Jay why did you eat that you didn't have to you know you could have asked the server to fix your burger. Jason, almost in tears: "She works really hard and she tried and I'm a scary dude I don't want to make her upset.." Duke: "... Jason you literally shot at a cop for looking at you funny the other day. But you're afraid of upsetting a waitress?!? I mean ACAB but dude.. "

Jason's happiest big brother moment™ was taking Tim and Damian to the shooting range and watching them both get their first bullseye.

You can't tell me Jason Todd was into the Emo/Screamo/Warped-Tour Scene. His favorite bands/Albums in no particular order, That's the Spirit (Literally the whole album is Jason Themed and I'm gonna die on this hill) & Sempiternal by Bring me the Horizon, Digital Renegade & Everyone's Safe in the Treehouse by I See Stars, The Resistance: Rise of the Runaways by Crown the Empire,

Jason Todd's favorite foods: (Also some based in Canon*) Burgers, Chili Dogs*, Lager-style beers, Freshly baked bread*, Neopolitan ice cream, grilled corn, and Chinese Chicken noodle soup with Duck.

Tim:

This boy *slaps car roof* gives off so much asexual energy. I know New 52 exists but I just feel like Tim is the person who really, REALLY has to trust you and like you before he's sexually active with you.

HYPERFIXATES. You also can't tell me Tim isn't on the spectrum/or has ADHD.

Is the only member of the family who regularly checks up on Jason and talks to him every day via text message. The two are memelords together and love to play pranks on the other members.

While Dick may give the most frequent hugs and Jason gives the tightest, most secure hugs, Tim's hugs are always the warmest and make you just feel good.

Tim's birthday is July 19th. Meaning he's a Cancer. Let that sink in.. no, really let that information just soak. (Note I have nothing against Cancer women, cancer men however....)

All of the bat boys really struggle with talking about their feelings. Dick will manipulate you into changing the subject via twisting it to be about you, Jason will just cut you off or will ignore you, Damian will deflect everything and harass you until you stop, Tim however, Tim is very emotional and while he's very calculated about who he's emotional with, he's not afraid to break down and cry if he trusts you.

Everyone who says he's the level headed Robin haha how's it feel to be WRONG. Tim is at best the least functional college student and at worst a lemming. 'No Tim, coffee isn't a meal I'm going to make you some food or I'm going to stick you in a room with Damian for an hour.' Richard (Dick) John Grayson.

People overblow how addicted to caffeine Tim is. But it's true. Just overblown. You can talk to him before he's had his caffeine just don't expect him to be anything but curt and blunt.

Everyone says Jason would be the worst at texting but it's Tim. He's the master of leaving you on read. While Jason may do it on purpose, Tim is just really bad at texting people and while he always will read your messages he forgets to respond unless it's really funny or really pressing.

Everyone sees Tim as this bean pole super skinny boy Robin. Tim may not be stacked like Dick or a freaking tank like Jason, but Tim is NOT super skinny. He's just as muscular and likes to work out as anyone, but he just is super lean, so he looks a lot bigger and his muscles are more defined because of how thin his skin is. He has those almost disgusting spider veins on his arm. Kind of gross to look at, but he's the dream of any nurse. This means Tim is also the king of accidentally sending/posting thirst traps.

He really is the glue of the Bat Family. Everyone kidnaps Tim for 'Tim Time'.

Dick likes to spar with and in general just hang out with Tim. Tim tried to teach Dick how to skateboard and you'd think the boy who mastered the trapeze would know how to skateboard but you'd be wrong.

Babs and Tim always hang out and talk about computer stuff and Babs knows she can vent to Tim about anything and he won't say a word.

Tim and Steph were a thing for a while and even though they're just friends now, they still are very close and the two have a very deep bond, liking to shop with each other and watch movies,

Cass just loves to be around Tim because of how calming he is but also she knows she can spar with him AND Cass can also skateboard with Tim too.

Even though him and Damian are always fighting, the two still end up being together and have this unspoken bond. They work great together on a team but other than that they still hate each other.

And while everyone still is hesitant around Jason, and despite the fact that Jason literally beat Tim to within an inch of his life, AND would still trigger Tim and taunt him about it. The two have this odd closeness that rivals even him and Steph. Tim will always be the first to bat for Jason. Jason was Tim's Robin. And despite the fact Jason literally beat it into Tim's head to "never meet your heroes." Tim will always be there for Jason should he ask. The two are just close. And it's hard to describe. Bruce has caught Tim and Jason just platonically sleeping next to each other or just doing their own things shoulder to shoulder silently, just enjoying each other's company.

Tim and Duke also have a really positive relationship with one another and the two can stay up all night just talking about anything. Their minds just mesh well together. The two also love to team up and prank the other members of the Batman Family.

Tim's favorite ASMR/Stim? Watching those Tik Toks of people cleaning computers or cleaning phones. The sound of an air duster is like music to his ears and if any of the Bats need their technology cleaned it secretly makes Tim so happy to help them.

Wear his hair up or wear his hair down? It depends! While Tim likes his long hair he also has gotten plenty of compliments for his short hair and likes to style it to suit any occasion.

My one pet-peeve with Tim is that he probably is that person who lets his privilege show from time to time. While he was essentially raised to just sit down, shut up, and be a perfect trophy son to the Drake's. The Drake's were in the same tax bracket as Bruce and Tim definitely was a rich kid. He never means to come across as spoiled, but sometimes Jason will give him harsh looks if Tim just throws away food he doesn't like or says things like Chipotle is 'poor people food'

Tim Drake's favorite foods (you know by now*) Donuts*, Shallot and Artichoke Pizza with Canadian Bacon* (odd choice but it could work) Artichokes in general are his favorite vegetable, Strawberries, and Beef Pho.

Damian:

I headcanon that he has the worst teeth of all of the Bat Boys and he actually has to use lingual braces. (Hence why you can't see his braces)

Canonically is a very good artist and while him and Tim don't get along, Tim introduced Damian to digital art and gave him a photoshop pack and a nice tablet for his birthday one year and Damian loved it so much.

Damian is a capricorn and I will die on this hill. A January capricorn too.

Now you want a good chef? You've got Damian. Having converted to veganism Damian has had to get creative whenever he goes out to eat so he tends to like to eat more home cooked foods. Damian loves all matters of mushrooms, eggplant, and bell peppers.

Damian really struggles the most with his wanting to just be a normal kid. Despite the fact he will dismiss you for it, anytime he gets to spend at Gotham Academy with Jon and the rest of the kids he's naturally the happiest.

Damian LOVES to give gifts. He loves the look on people's faces when they are shocked when they actually get something from Damian.

Despite the fact that he's been traumatized from both his times with Ra's and Talia as well as with Bruce. He just wants Bruce and Talia to be together because he loves them both equally.

While he's the least flexible and least gymnastic of the Robins do let your guard down around him. He is the fastest runner and the guy is rivaled only by Jason in terms of lethality.

So someone (Jason Todd & Duke Thomas) introduced Damian to trap music and ever since anytime his phone gets stolen people will be shocked to find he's listening to some combination of Lil' Yachty, X, Kendrick Lamar, Wiz, and Kodak.

If any random person tries to hug Damian he'll immediately push them away, he'll bitch and moan about just about anyone hugging him other than Bruce & Dick.

Damian loves to go to the beach/the ocean. He just thinks it's so vast and he loves the brineness of the air. Also being half white, quarter middle-eastern and quarter Chinese (Yes everyone forgets Talia is half Chinese) Damian gets DARK. And although he's just okay as a swimmer he still likes bogeyboarding and eventually wants to learn how to surf.

I'm genuinely afraid once Puberty is done with this kid and everyone in the family is. He has Bruce Wayne AND Talia Al-Ghouls genes and those are two SEXY human beings. Damian's gonna grow a beard one day and people aren't going to know how to act.

Damian secretly plays Fortnight and not even Jon knows. He doesn't want to get shamed. He'd rather lose a match and ruin his streaks than deal with the shame of anyone in that family finding out he plays Fortnight.

Damian Wayne's favorite foods (canon*) Cereal*, Avocados, Grilled Tempeh, his mom's Tabbouleh, Mushroom Tacos, and Vegan Sushi rolls, and grape juice.

Duke Thomas

Duke is like, freakishly good with a piano, and he picked it up naturally!

Also everyone says Tim brews the best pot of coffee in the Bat Family, cue to everyone's surprise when Tim was sick one day and couldn't make a pot. Only to find the coffee was freaking amazing. Duke didn't take any credit at first until Alfred let it slip that Duke was the one who brewed the pot.

Duke being the only Meta of the family originally thought he was the double-token because he was a Meta and a black boy. Needless to say his fears were seriously unfounded the moment he got to know everyone.

Although he somewhat fears Jason and his temper initially, he and Jason have one of the closest relationships in the family. If Tim isn't around to bat for Jason, Duke will happily take his spot. The two work on each other's bikes and grew to share the same taste in music.

Duke uses his Photokenetic powers as a force for good and for shenanigans. Jason wants to play a prank on Dick and Damian while Dick is reading Damian a story? Duke will hide Jason in the shadows and will cover up his shadow. Alfred dropped something in the dark? You better believe Duke will find it in 3 seconds or less.

Duke makes it a point to visit his parents every weekend to talk to them. Although they are making some progress in their recoveries, it's still slow going. Eventually, he starts bringing members of the family to see his parents. It started with Cass, then Jason, and the rest followed suit.

Duke loves playing video games with Damian and even helps Damian beat some tougher levels when Damian is about to rage and destroy the console.

Duke is into Magic the Gathering and you cannot tell me otherwise. Duke also is the DM for the Bat Kids annual D&D games. I can and will make a D&D Batfam Headcanons if asked.

Loves Pho just as much as Cass and Tim and they all call it a date night every now and then where they can go to a hole in the wall pho place. It's really a secret between the three of them.

DUKE THOMAS IS THE BEST SWIMMER OF THE BAT BOYS AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. HE JUST THRIVES IN THE WATER.

Finding out his birth father is a supervillain was really tough for him. He went into a shell for a little bit afterwards. Cass and Steph were there to help talk him out of his funk.

Duke Thomas's favorite foods (lol what canon DC hasn't acknowleged our boy in a while..) Chicken Pho, Thai Iced Tea, Papaya, Crab Cakes, Italian Hoagies, his mom's Lemon Poundcake, mint chocolate chip ice cream.

I hope y'all enjoyed! Up next (eventually) will be the Bat Girls!

#Dick Grayson #Batfam #Batboys #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Damian Wayne #Duke Thomas #Bruce Wayne #Barbara Gordon #Cassandra Cain #Stephanie Brown #Headcanons #Slight OOC but hey If DC can't stay in character neither should I

[shinygoku]

gordon gordon gordon gordon

Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon!!

He's been sneaking into these asks by proxy, so it's finally time for his dedicated session, hehe~

First impression

WUAAAGH what's up with this WEIRD LONG NOT-THOMAS and his FACE?!

Impression now

His face is still pretty weird! But you know what else it is? Part of an Absolute Legend ✨

Like, man, Gordon is such a big presence and interesting character, the entire premise leans heavily on him. I'm inclined to go as far as to say that the Blue Boys of 1, 2 and 4 here are the three most important characters for the franchise (not at all to knock everyone else lmao) and they slot nicely into a Triforce of Courage, Wisdom and Power, and Gordon has Power in spades!

Gordon is The Vain One (not James!). He's legit very strong and the fastest on Sodor (which isn't just being a big fish in a small pond because that island has some crazy cool engines!) but unfortunately he lacks humility. His success seems to have been lodged in his head before the series even begins and this Pride is the source of pretty much every single conflict he's involved in.

But when it isn't his self satisfaction in his actions, it's being smug about being such a grand, magnificent Tender Engine and he is snooty as hell about it. He seems to look at smaller engines [pretty much everyone compared to him lol] as a lesser class, particularly if they're small and cheeky and Tank Engines. This may not be the case exactly, but his way of talking to them and some other things he says are very condescending.

However... as much as a gigantic jerk he is at several points, with Gordon I kinda feel like he plain ass doesn't conceive of his words being out of line. That and having to Unlearn things... he's not innately better than everyone else. He sees things in black and white. There are Useful Engines, and those who should be scrapped. There are Noble Tender Engines and Lesser Tank Engines who exist to do the tedious chores on behalf of the Superior ones. Edward doing shunting is seen as Demeaning and contradicts Gordon’s world view that Tender Engines Don't Stunt™, and he doesn't like that one bit! (Also Edward was crossing the picket line but that wasn't Awdry's concern lmao)

Related is Gordon does seem oddly dense at times, like assuming that Tenders are in of themselves a Status Symbol rather than a large lunchbox of sorts lol, or that Tender Engines like him being too heavy for Branch Lines being because something about Branch Lines are degrading. This might be all Elitist Brainwashing influence. But still, that he just takes these as The Truth means I get to affectionately call him an idiot. And there is no other way to explain how he genuinely believes Bill and Ben were going to murder him if he wasn't missing a few brain bolts in there.

Fortunately, he does eventually start to learn the important lessons.... very gradually, but the Early Gordon is a pretty different beast to Later Gordon, and it's wonderful~

Also, I gotta give credit to him for having some moments of utter brilliance and actual grasp of reality and more complex matters, like culture. (Yeah, I'm rolling with his geniune Opera Knowledge from s6 of all things. It's good!) As much as Awdry himself may have disagreed, Gordon was in the right to want a Station Pilot and the Strike was called for (not bullying Edward for it, but myeah) ...but this leads to my next point: He seems to have a mental block when it comes to Emotions.

Certainly, he's as emotional as the others are, it's not just a scale of Snooty, Arrogant, Condescending, Prideful ....well, it is, but ALSO the more mixed and varied feelings: Shame, Sadness, Fear, Ambivilance, Irritation, Anger, Passion, Amused, Delight and so on. However, Gordon is seemingly unaware of how his words may make the others feel, and even at his cruellest it doesn't look like he's aware he's twisting a knife in. To Gordon, he's being honest, but his verbose manner ends up twisting and wriggling away from any valid point like an overgrown vine that somehow links back to how [Other Engine] is disgracing him, Gordon, by association.

Examples include: Being offended by Henry's new shape (??? Gordon dude he nearly died and this is an improvement, a good thing!), saying that Edward's age and difficulty starting a heavy ass packed load of passengers is grounds to be Retired or even Scrapped, other little insulting things like calling the likes of Thomas and James Little insistently (it seems to vary if he's trying to put them down or actually be affectionate), and many more when in the hands of inept writers who have to wheel out the same Gordon Learns A Lesson Plot every other season.

Like I said in the James post, I also think he kinda poisoned the Red guy with his snooty attitude... but I maintain that I think Gordon was unaware of this. He may know he has Influence, and enjoy that, but he really truly doesn't appear to mean to mould James into a smaller, redder version of himself. He's oblivious and from his own point of view, benevolent. Which is in fact a dangerous combo indeed!

It's... a lot o7;;

Again though, if you're looking at the books and s1-s5 of TVS you can see him grow and change. He does take a while to learn the lessons, but as time goes on he moves 2 steps forward and 1 step back, then eventually less steps back entirely. It's great! And so is Gordon. A big dumb meathead with not entirely uncalled for delusions of granduer. A dramatic so-and-so who is the best engine for his job.

I love this sophisticated jock who grows more kindness~ 💙

Favourite moment

Hm! This isn't as easy to decide lol. We all like Gordon Goes Foreign... but you know what sticks in my mind more?

hOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

Look, I’m not 100% objective, here! But Ringo’s read of this line is fantastic (and keeps making me expect him to finish saying OOOHH SHIT) and it’s also a well deserved bolt of divine retribution for how rude he was being earlier. (As long as my essay already was, he very much needed the knocking down of some pegs here!)

Idea for a story

While both my fics with him thus far have been variations of Pre-Canon, Full-Arrogance and Snobbish Gordon (and both were a lot of fun!) ...but I cannot bear the same expired horse being beaten more when the story is set waaay later but he’s still up his own ass. Please, PLEASE writers, let him hold what growth he’s managed to gain!

I think it’d be good to accept that he’s gonna be outdated sooner or later, so have him help train another High Speed Engine and take them under his wing. The Christopher Awdry books kinda have something similar with Pip and Emma, but I think a better way of having Gordon be involved would be if he was actively doing some mentoring himself, as well as being a neat parallel with Edward, whose type was once Express only but got outclassed by A1s, and so the same can happen to this big A1 -> A3 lad and he can form a healthy relationship with some bright eyed newbie (and maybe have some self awareness and try to stop their head getting too large, lol).

Unpopular opinion

I know I just said him mentoring would be a cool story idea, but in canon? He is NOT a resident Dad type!! He’s a hotshot young man but he’s also a hot mess. He’s physically large but he’s not got the Energy of someone who dispenses sage advice and a shoulder to cry on. At best, he’s a weird uncle! One who means well but you shouldn’t take his life advice to heart because he’s actually just as, if not more clueless than you!

Favourite relationship

I feel inclined to say Thomas here. Emphatically not because Gordon is ‘old’ and Thomas is ‘young’, but because they’re so damn alike and actually make an excellent, albeit unconventional type of Rivalry.

Both are self important with genuine finesse in their respective talents, both are honest to a fault, both have redeeming qualities to offset their initial abrasiveness, and the first TVS episode is centred on the both of them and sets the tone for the series as a whole. There’s more parallels, of course, but I also wanna point out they’re effectively the mascots of North Western Rail in universe too, and I absolutely love this picture:

I also have immense fondness for the Down the Mine paradigm shift! Thomas gives Gordon grief over the ditch incident and later when it emerges the Fat Controller is gonna send for Gordon to pull him out, Thomas is filled with dread. But Gordon isn’t using the chance to lord over Thomas, he’s actually so amused by Thomas’ mishap and it coming at a time where he’s been significantly humbled, they instead become Comrades and I love it. I eat it up! Paint Pots and Queens isn’t anywhere near as good but I adore the little bit where they’re appealing for the other, equals and watching each other’s back~

But yeah, as Friendly Rivals they both feel very authentic and yet, in a daft way, sweet ;3

Favourite headcanon

He still says “Hurry, hurry, hurry!” when pulling the Express. That’s a HC as I think the show phased it out, but I like it lol. I feel like my essay on him contains most of the headcanon stuff, but it’s all based on what’s shown, baybee!

#this is ttte #TTTE Gordon #ttte talk #Gordon the Big Engine #Thomas the Tank Engine #TTTE Thomas #snuck in a bit in there lol #mentioned Edward a lot as well but not in as much depth #I love me some Blue Engines #TTTE

[newtonsheffield]

Because I love your kid headcanons so much....is there an activity and/or bonding time Anthony just does with Edmund and Miles? I'm curious since miles is so different from his dad and brother. As well any activity and/or bonding time Kate does only with Charlotte and Mary? Love your fics btw 💕💕

Hello! Hi! 

The baby Bridgertons are VERY sweet aren’t they? I have to say I have a very soft spot for little Edmund, Miles, Charlotte (Charli) and Mary (Marge). And I’m so glad you’re enjoying these fics (If you still are of course, maybe you are, it has been a while since you sent this ask in and I’m Sorry!) I’m also Lazy so I’m combining it with this request so you get double the Baby Bridgertons!  

Another Anon asked: Hi hi hi! Love your stuff especially the baby Bridgertons! Any more ideas of Anthony with his daughters andKate with her sons? Or all of them together? Just found your AU and I love it and had to start going through your tag! Thank you! Though I feel I must apologise because I feel like this AU claims another victim every day with its relentless content. Truly just... Ugh some one just needs to put me in a coma or something. Give you all a rest! 

Okay! So! Kate + Anthony + Baby Bridgertons + Family Bonding! 

Anthony’s Father had always made an effort to spend quality time with each of his children. And so when Edmund is born he resolves to keep up the tradition. One Saturday afternoon a month is reserved for each of his children, and everyone knows those 3 hours are reserved for Anthony and his Children, Kate thinks it’s just about the sweetest thing she’s ever heard the first time he hesitantly tell her that he wants to take Edmund out just the two of them, worried that she would be hurt. And it’s truly not that she’s not welcome, but she likes the idea that Anthony is desperate to have a special connection with his children. Whoever’s turn it is gets to pick, whatever they want to do, Anthony will do it. 

Anthony likes to be the one to take Edmund and Miles to the barber. Kate or course is there for their first hair cuts, her eyes brimming with tears, but as they get older Anthony likes to take them to the same barber he’s been going to for years. They all go together, their appointment routine like clockwork every 8 weeks. One after the other, then they have lunch and go home and Kate coos over her three gentlemen and the way they smell like fancy shaving cream. And Anthony beams with pride. 

Anthony loves having tea parties with his girls. It had started with Charlotte. She would spend hours organising her dolls into a neat little circle, the tiny tea set Kate’s stepmother had bought her for her birthday in pride of place. And she seemed to be having an absolute ball and Anthony had walked past, listening to her chattering away to her toys, Newton by her side wearing a ridiculous flower crown and Anthony couldn’t help himself from saying Do you have a cup for Daddy Charli. By the time Kate comes home Anthony has ribbons tied into his hair and his sipping his cup of tea delicately as Charlotte dances around him and neither Kate nor Anthony would ever admit it but Mary was certainly conceived that night. By the time the girls are a little older Anthony takes them to high tea every Wednesday afternoon. Even when they’re both at University they still go to tea with their dad every week, even when Mary and Charli bicker incessantly, and Mary’s tea cup is upended by Charlotte It was an accident Marge! And Anthony has seen that look on her mother’s face enough times to know it wasn’t an accident at all!      

Kate Loves teaching her sons to cook. Anthony is excellent in the kitchen and he and Kate share the kitchen duties equally because they feel it’s important to model an equal partnership for their children. So she spends hours in the kitchen with her boys even when they’re too young to really help. And by the time Edmund is 10 they have the kind of time she remembers having with her father. Everyone dances and the music is loud and the dishes spill off the counter and onto the table. And her sons beam with pride when they master a new skill and her step mother huffs lightly when she sees Miles standing on his little stool at the bench chopping away methodically while Kate praises him You are so much like your father Katie. And it comes out a little choked, and Kate has to hide her face in Miles’ head for a moment. 

A little known fact about Kate Bridgerton is that she’s a surprisingly competent Ice Skater. Can she do a triple Axel? no. Can she do a single axel? You bet. The very first time she takes Charlotte Ice skating is the Christmas after Charlotte turned 3, they’d been walking past the rink Charlotte holding her hand toddling beside her and Charlotte had stopped dead staring. Kate had watched her daughter giggle excitedly watching everyone glide around the ice and Kate had crouched beside her and said Should we give it a whirl Charli? And Charlotte had looked so delighted nodding her head enthusiastically and Kate’s heart had leapt with joy as she’d lead her tiny daughter around the ice, spinning her gently. It had become their tradition to go ice skating every Christmas by the time Mary was 3 and Kate hadn’t wanted to force her and yet Mary had begged Please Mummy Please and Kate had given in far too easily. And Ice Skating with her daughters becomes her favourite Christmas tradition, and while Anthony often watches, he and the boys never join in (Though Kate knows they can all ice skate) I just like watching my girls be together Anthony says when she asks him about it one year and Kate’s heart fills with love for her family.          

#bridgerton and sons au #kathony #anthony x kate #baby bridgertons #anthony bridgerton #dadthony #kate sheffield #kate sharma #edmund bridgerton ii #miles bridgerton #charlotte bridgerton #mary bridgerton #molly's asks and answers

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being Thor’s twin

Thor Odinson x twin!reader

warnings:

a/n: HSHSHHSHSHHSHSGS

prompt: @locke-writes: “Wait Lacey I have a headcanon idea if you’re willing to write it. Headcanons for being Thor’s twin??? Idk man I feel like that could be unbridled chaos”

okay, i believe that odin and frigga refused to tell the two of you who was born first

“either one of you could earn the throne, but you need to prove that you can handle the responsibility” -odin

jokes on him, neither of you cared for the opportunity to rule

you two were much better suited as warriors

you were both able to weild mjölnir, which created...disagreements

“i should have mjölnir! i lifted it first!” -you

“only because you pushed me out of the way!” -thor

“will you two just rip each other apart already?” -loki

speaking of loki, his pranks always exhausted you

especially when you appeared to have woken up in your twin brother’s body

“wh-what is this? LOKI!!!”

he always got a kick out of it

and the celebrations of victory? they never disappointed

“brother! another victory on the battlefield, but was there any other doubt?” -you

“of course not, y/n! at this rate, i don’t think we’ll ever fall!” -thor

“don’t put your hammer where your mouth is” -you

you and thor were definitely unstoppable fighting together, both blessed to be literal gods

“eyes front, thor! the fight’s not over yet!”

when you walked beside each other, sometimes you’d summon mjölnir to your hand

it always annoyed the hell out of him

“give that back”

“i don’t think i will”

“y/n, i’m serious”

“come and get it”

“that’s it!”

*swatting and wrestling in the middle of the hallway*

sometimes frigga would even catch the two of you arguing

“oh, my children. would you quit your bickering for just one moment?” -frigga

“but mother, y/n took my hammer!” -thor

“you’ll just have to learn how to share” -frigga

as the years flew by, there was always something crazy to occupy you

especially the day that thor had been banished, which hadn’t exactly gone as planned for loki

you were supposed to be banished, as well

“i suppose the future of the throne is your responsibility now, my child” -odin

“i...i don’t know what to say” -you

“but y/n doesn’t desire the throne one bit, i would have no problem stepping up, father” -loki

“we’ll deal with this later, brother” -you

you had to plan something with sif and the warrior’s three

yes, it was treason, but your brother would always be worth it. no matter how much you two argued, he was your other half

now you found yourself on earth, it was such an odd-looking place

and then you were chased by a destroyer

“thor, you must get to safety! i will not lose you again!” -you

“hi there, i’m jane...” -jane, obviously

“hello, lady jane! i’m y/n, thor’s twin!” *blocks debris* “i must go now!”

life didnt get much more simple after that, especially since loki had died (or so you thought) and the bifrost was completely destroyed, it would take a long time to fix any of the damages that asgard suffered

mourning over loki felt right and wrong at the same time, he betrayed you and your family, but you’d never stop loving him

he would always be your brother

as time went on, you had to visit earth once again because of...loki

“i should have known” -you

“yes, you should have” -thor

“you didn’t know, either!” -you

“and they call us petty?” -any SHIELD agent or avenger

loki mocked you when he was captured

“you were nothing but loved growing up, brother. what happened?” -you

“there was a shadow cast over me, thor’s shadow. don’t tell me you haven’t noticed it, either. odin only ever truly notices him and all of his feats” -loki

“you tell nothing but lies, loki. i won’t fall for them and i will not help you. you should stop while you’re ahead”

“so you agree that i’m ahead?”

threatening loki with mjölnir

ppl actually called mjölnir “thor’s hammer”

“i think you mean our hammer” -you

the battle of new york was admittedly terrifying, you knew loki had it in him, but seeing it in the moment just hurt you

it was possible you had a guilty conscience

but the avengers saved the day (mostly) and you brought loki and the tesseract home

and loki was sentenced to an eternity in prison

“hey, thor, think i’d have a shot at lady sif?” -you teasing the hell out of him

“shut up. you won’t make me jealous no matter what you say. my heart belongs to—” -thor

“the midgardian, i know”

you did sort of make him jealous tho ngl

aaanyways you pushed him to go see jane again, it had been too long to leave a midgardian waiting. their lives were short.

and you got to see her again! unfortunately you lost your mother that same day

and you were p i s s e d

murder? murder. (murder)

you may or may not have broke into the vault to get a weapon you could truly call your own

and then went against your better judgement and took loki to off-world with you

“y/n—” -loki

“shut up” -you

but you wish you had listened to what he had to say since you had the bear the loss of loki once again

now you had two family members to avenge

speaking of avenging, you steered clear of the avengers because......they were nuts

“y/n! you know, we could use another god like yourself on our team” -tony

“thor won’t help power your building, will he?” -you

“you got me” -tony

“so, you and thor are twins? who’s older?” -steve

“we actually don’t know!” -you

“oh...neat” -steve

“you know, thor was crying the first time he tried to lift that hammer of his” -clint

“i have no doubt about that” -you

“thor always talks about fighting in wars, but he never gives us any details. has he really fought wars?” -natasha

“oh, plenty of them! my brother and i have fought side by side in countless battles, you’ve even witnessed one! in new york!” -you

“how could i forget?” -nat

okay getting past all that, you focused on getting a headstart on some more *prophetic* instances that thor caught up to you on

and once you got back to asgard, you knew there was something wrong

“are you kidding me? loki? again?” -you

“hello, sibling. it’s nice to see you again” -loki

“why are you the way that you are?” -you

“that’s enough, y/n” -thor

✨going to midgard for odin who instead gave you a homicidal sister✨

hela was not nice at all. at ALL.

your heart broke when she shattered mjölnir

and loki made a bad call to open the bifrost for the whole odinspawn family

and next thing you knew, you were on sakaar

“thor? what the hell?” -you

“y/n! oh, it’s so good to see you! help me out here, please!” -thor

“i’m sorry, brother, but me and loki have been playing the loving brother/sibling act to keep it civil. this place...it’s unlike any place we’ve ever seen. we need to be smart. and we need to get back to asgard.” -you

“yes, we do. there is no doubt in my mind that hela is destroying asgard as we speak” -thor

“right, well...i don’t think loki will be joining us because, he and, uh, the grandmaster as they call him...they sort of formed a relationship” -you

trying to break thor out of prison and oh....hulk is here? that was unexpected

“y/n! y/n, that mean girl who kidnapped me? a valkyrie. a real life valkyrie!” -thor

“what?! father told us they had all died!” -you

“i think it would be safest to disregard everything father has ever told us” -thor

“i very much like that idea” -you

kicking absolute ass on your way out

you and valkyrie teamed up, so you had to say your goodbyes to loki early on, he made it clear he wanted to stay

“you will always be my brother, loki. i wish you well on your journey to find your place in this life. and i do love you, remember that” -you, giving him a hug

“...thank you, y/n. i...me, too” -loki

yet he came back for you in the end

after thor had lost his eye, he’d unlocked his true power........not to be a sore winner, but you’d unlocked yours first while he was on earth

but you two together? that should have been unstoppable

yet you weren’t

“what the hel? she should be dead!” -you

“we need to go” -valkyrie

“wait, i have one more idea” -thor

and that idea was the idea that ended asgard

but you’d create a new asgard

but then half of asgard was murdered by thanos! and you and thor were stranded in space! and loki actually died! and you were saved by space pirates! and were flirted with by half of their crew!

“thor, you need to see dmitri, you need a new weapon if we’re going to finish off thanos” -you

okay, well you and the “guardians of the galaxy” went after infinity stones instead, you knew that one day you’d have to

running into tony stark in space?????

“y/n? what are you doing here?” -tony

“i’m here to kill thanos, what are you doing here, stark? who are these two?” -you

“hi, i’m peter! that’s mister—doctor strange” -peter

everyone turned to dust after thanos escaped and you, tony, and nebula went to star-lord’s ship

and were saved by captain marvel

and reunited with thor

“y/n, by odin’s beard, i thought i had lost you” -thor

“it’s alright, i’m here now” -you

starting up new asgard and watching your brother fall into a depression that caused you to do most of the heavy lifting in this new kingdom

“are you still playing fortnite, brother? it’s five in the morning” -you

“can you pass...” *belch* “just pass me another beer” -thor

and after 5 years, you got to go back to asgard? but asgard from 10 years prior

“mother...” -you

“y/n, we have a mission” -rocket

“i know, i know...where’s thor?” -you

running into your mother while getting thor

“hello, mother. i...yes, hello” -you

“hello, my child. i hope that the future is treating you well” -frigga

“it isn’t, but thank you, mother. i love you” -you

and then you were back on earth and had to comfort thor, who was self-loathing again

but the work had been restored by a simple snap!

and you and thor were able to fight a real fight once more, summoning mjölnir again was invigorating

and there was some kind of bittersweet win here, one i’ve covered plenty of times

“it was fitting for such a great battle to be our final one for now” -thor

“you’re leaving?” -you

“i am, but i trust you’ll take care of our people like you always do. i will see you again, dear sibling. one day” -thor

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[atlantis-scribe]

whoo okay for the character thing: atlantis. as in, the city itself, as a character, if you're okay with that. and/or john, which seemed almost too easy to go for first thing, but i would still love to hear your thoughts. <3

hi there inge!! don't worry I'll do both because you trying to pick my brain is such an honor (also no one else asked for john yet booo)

ATLANTIS

first impression: tbh the fics spoiled me so much because when I finally watched the show I was a bit disappointed that the city wasn't really as sentient and 'alive' as some of the stories out there made me believe. I think they missed a shiny opportunity there (but hey, we pick up where canon left off right? *wink)

impression now: I LOVE THIS BITCH! 'but Kit,' you may ask, 'how much do you love her?' well. I was JUST ABOUT to have a tattoo of a minimalist map of Atlantis before the pandemic hit, so I'd say the love is pretty great (don't worry, I'm still gonna get it I just need to sort a few things out with the friend I was gonna get the tattoo with, so as soon as our schedules align and he stops bailing on me, I'm gonna have Atlantis on my skin for the rest of my natural life)

favorite moment: ughhh it's hard to pick between the one from Rising and when they left Lantea to flee the replicators BUT. if I have to really choose I'd say the latter because it's really the first time we become truly aware that Atlantis is a spaceship, you know? their home is made to be among the stars (but in the interest of staying true to the Atlantis-As-A-Character mindset, I find Quarantine so funny because giiirl come ooonn why are you initiating the lockdown protocol for no reason?? you're smarter than that! you're sabotaging McKay's love life!! hahah)

idea for a story: ohmygosh so many!! I actually have another series in mind that is my way of dealing not only with the concept of Sentient!Atlantis but also with my hang-ups & misgivings regarding the Ancients as a race and the whole deal with the Ori (from SG-1). I don't know when I'm gonna actually start taking it seriously but since I don't think my love for the show(s) is waning any time soon I think we'll get there eventually (for now, Stargate Oblivion is the only outlet for my Atlantis love and while it isn't the only focus of that fic it is pretty integral)

unpopular opinion: I've mentioned this a few times in this blog but I really don't think Atlantis is 'alive' in a human kind of way or even in a conventional AI way, either. she's always gonna be 'alien' so to put her in a neat box where we give her Earth attributes and assume she loves ATA gene carriers like her children/lover(s) is just too easy for me. I need more moral ambiguity and cosmic+eldritch-ness to it.

favorite relationship(s): w/ the command triumvirate (i.e. Rodney, John, and Elizabeth) the men are pretty self-explanatory but Elizabeth is also very important to me because this is the city's governess! her captain!! (can you imagine if instead of punting her out via a space gate they made her part of Atlantis? like in a pseudo-symbiotic kind of way?? that would've been so cool to see! ethically horrifying but eh, they might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb lol)

favorite headcanon: I just really like the idea that Atlantis is unnerved by John because he's too much like the people who created (and abandoned) her :)

JOHN

first impression: the early Stargate BFNs were sooo good at writing John's drawl-y inner monologue & voice that 'Laconic Little Shit with Terrible Posture' is pretty much how I saw John Sheppard those first few weeks of reading fic. I decided early on that even if I'm not gonna like him that much when I finally watch the show, the fact that he's an adrenaline junkie who likes ferris wheels & football and who took American Military Repression to another galaxy is a guarantee that he is My Kind of Weird.

impression now: John's ultimately become the mouthpiece and vessel of my fanworks not only because he's the best vehicle for my Rodney Love but also because his personality and mindspace is the easiest for me to slip into. I relate to him the most and while that doesn't necessarily mean I love him unconditionally (in fact there are more times when I want to pick him up and shake him like a maraca for the decisions he makes) it does give me a deep and sort-of intrinsic understanding of his character that --- while sometimes painful --- gives me hope for a happy and fulfilling life for people like Sheppard and myself

favorite moment: it changes on a monthly basis but lately I keep finding myself marinating in the feels brought by, "Do me a favor. When Atlantis shows up, tell them I said goodbye." (granted Rodney's reaction was hilarious but that line still hit me with 50 points of emotional damage)

idea for a story: heh. really, there's too many to mention. but the first long one-shot I have planned for 2022 is about an AU Sheppard showing up in Atlantis tho so that should be fun

unpopular opinion: hmm probably that I just can't see him being the head of the expedition. he has shown leadership skills in canon but having him be where the buck stops is a little too reaching (also among the reasons why I still have trouble properly reading Written by the Victors)

favorite relationship: McShep aside, his friendships with Teyla & Elizabeth are GOLDEN. I actually have that kind of friendship myself (where I have a dude in my life I trust enough to get me out of a beaming device where I'm stuck with an entire civilization or even to make the hard call of leaving me behind with the enemy to save our people) and let me tell you, it is one of life's greatest treasures <3

favorite headcanon: had a pretty religious (maybe even Catholic because if I'm gonna be projecting here I might as well go all the way) upbringing

send me a character

#john sheppard #city of the ancients #OH NO i just realized i don't have a tag for atlantis The Bitch herself hahaha #ask #ask game #itwoodbeprefect

[softluci]

they’re cute

because of who i am as a person, i like to think that the brothers don't all hate each other and that they each take time to be, like, affectionate with each other, in their own ways. i think when there's no one around, they are very much cute with each other. this is just a set of headcanons for that because i just think the dynamic between each brother is neat ^_^ 

this got to be longer than i thought it’d be, so i’m gonna make separate posts; this one will be for lucifer, and as i complete the rest, i’ll link them here :]

(i) lucifer

he likes to be affectionate with mammon by embarrassing him because he would prefer to make it seem like he’s having fun at his brother’s expense (“expense”). he doesn’t know mammon caught onto this pattern centuries ago and is now pretending to be embarrassed. like how lions overreact when their cubs attack them. he will literally make up excuses to bother mammon in front of people. some days, he’ll make a fuss over mammon’s uniform and make a point of fixing it in the middle of rad, some days he suddenly doesn’t know why mammon’s hair is so “unkempt,” and he’ll be compelled to “fix it,” in front of their brothers, etc, etc. and because it’s canon that mammon is his favorite—not just that he thinks mammon is the cutest, but that mammon is legitimately his favorite and always has been—he’s the one lucifer is the most physically affectionate with, and he’s the only person who can (and always could) touch lucifer without resistance. 

levi doesn’t really get any physical affection, but that’s mainly because lucifer has a (correct) feeling that levi wouldn’t like it if he touched him. that’s okay though because lucifer l*ves his family and knows how to accommodate all of them. instead, he’ll get levi to talk to him about his interests, but in the most annoying, roundabout way. this is so the conversations last as long as possible. rather than being a normal person and saying something like, “what’s that new [form of media] you’ve been talking about? tell me about it,” he’ll be like, “what’s the big deal about this thing anyway? you’ve been talking about it nonstop, i don’t see why,” or “who are these characters you’re so obsessed with, they don’t seem special at all.” and it literally works every time. it works Every Time. this is in part because, unbeknownst to lucifer, levi knows that this is his only manner of having lengthy conversations with him, and lucifer just wants to hear him talk. the other part is that levi feels personally attacked and feels obligated to defend his interests. 

satan gets the exact same treatment as levi, more or less, except when lucifer challenges satan’s interests or knowledge of certain things, he can expect a full debate, rather than the lecture he would get from levi. satan only puts up with it because he knows good and well that this is how lucifer likes to spend time with him. you’ll never hear it from him, but he enjoys their debates a lot, albeit he hasn’t won one yet (they always end in a draw, after several hours of lucifer twisting statements and playing devil’s advocate because he knows satan is right, but he just wants to force him to prove it. like the time he spent two hours arguing that the notebook is a good movie, which would’ve been more fun if satan wasn’t literally about to rip his hair out by the end of it.)

for asmo, i think it’s canon that lucifer helps him get ready sometimes, but i also like to think that lucifer will take a day and ask asmo to help him go shopping for new clothes or skincare, even though he knows he doesn’t need it. he just knows asmo likes to help with that sort of thing, and he likes seeing asmo get so happy over being able to help him. he has so many extra ties, dress shirts, pants, colognes, that he hasn’t gotten to use/wear yet because he buys whatever asmo tells him to, and they do this more often than they should, even though it isn’t often at all. lucifer also knows that asmo likes to gossip and will tell lucifer about half of the rad population within a few hours. asmo has no idea that lucifer enjoys gossip also and as well and thinks the complexities of the all the drama are all incredibly amusing, albeit he hides it by saying he needs to know everything that goes on, which is true. interestingly enough, asmo’s knowledge of the devildom’s population is so extensive that, even though this was never his goal, lucifer has learned about a number of interesting things that dia would absolutely love to hear about. for example, did you know a handful of lords were planning on staging a coup a couple years back? it was never going to work, of course, but how dare they, you know? anyway, lucifer didn’t know until asmo mentioned something about one of his friends planning to stay in the human world for a century or two. it’s amazing, the things you can learn between clothing racks. 

beel is arguably the only person lucifer can spend time with in an honest manner. beel is a very easy person to be around, he’s the most honest out of his little brothers, he hardly ever teases lucifer—if it weren’t for mammon, beel would be his favorite. anyway, lucifer is not a renowned chef or baker like barbatos or luke, but he is still a force of nature whenever he’s in a kitchen, believe that🗣 he still has a host of recipes from the celestial realm just sitting in his brain, and what he Used to do was order/pick-up the ingredients and Then ask beel if he wanted to cook with him (so that they could start right away), until one fateful day when beel already had plans. lucifer was in Pieces. shattered. he had the ingredients set up in the kitchen and everything. anyway he asks first and then gets the ingredients now; it ruins the surprise, but it’s better than being fully heartbroken. while they’re cooking, in between making sure he doesn’t eat the ingredients, lucifer will ask how he’s doing, how his day/week is going, and they will have a regular degular conversation, which is literally all lucifer could want. he learns a lot about beel from these conversations, and while he never shows it, he’s surprised by what he learns each time. like, one time they were making dinner together and lucifer learned that most of the people on beel’s team have/had a crush on him. it made lucifer rethink every single interaction he’s ever seen between beel and his teammates. all of those times they smacked his ass during games…

belphie is, unsurprisingly, the most difficult person for lucifer to spend time with or be affectionate with, even though he really wouldn’t have to do a lot. however, it is very convenient that belphegor is asleep for, like, eighteen hours a day because lucifer will save his affection for when his youngest brother is asleep. if he sees belphie in a position that doesn’t look comfortable, or that just can’t be healthy, he’ll readjust him. if there’s a blanket nearby, he’ll put one over him, or if there are none, he’ll use his coat. he’ll sit near him while he sleeps and do some work, he’ll pet his head, he’ll watch him sleep for a little bit, and sometimes—albeit few and far in between—he’ll talk to him. in the softest voice you’ll ever hear, lucifer will talk about his day, all of the work he’d rather not do, what happened at the meals belphie missed. he’ll talk about how sorry he is about how things turned out, how sorry he is that he can’t do this when he’s awake, how he really, truly loves his youngest brother. what he doesn’t know, and will never know, is that belphie isn’t always asleep. 

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