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dragonflavoredcake · 7 months

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Xisuma: Hey, welcome back to the server! Where are you coming from? Scar: Phasmophobia! Xisuma: Nice! How'd it go this time? Impulse: Scar died like a million times. Scar: Hey! Xisuma: Sounds like a normal day for Scar. Anything to declare? Impulse and Scar: Nope! Xisuma: Then what's in that double chest you're failing to hide? Impulse: Scar: Skizz, inside the chest: Are we in yet?

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #xisuma #xisumavoid #reluctant admin x #gtws #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #impulse #impulsesv #skizzleman #imp and skizz #skizz #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermits and friends #team gigs

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incorrectbatfam · 3 months

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Bart: Me and Kon go through your stuff all the time. Why does your family keep bread in the freezer?

Kon: And why does the mirror say "You’re special" when you fog it up?

Tim: I do not have to answer—YOU TOOK A SHOWER?!?

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bbbbbbbbatman · 2 months

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Kon, Bart, and Tim: [screaming] Cassie, running into the room: What's wrong, Tim?! Kon: Why are you only asking Tim?! We're all screaming! Cassie: Because Tim doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

#young justice #dc incorrect quotes #red robin #superboy #impulse #wonder girl #tim drake #conner kent #cassie sandsmark #bart allen #dc #dc comics #mine

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daiwild · 11 months

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unfashionably-late-comics · 1 year

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Take the pizza, Tim. 😥

#tim drake #bart allen #young justice #dc animation #dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #robin #red robin #kid flash #impulse #teen titans #fan comic #my art #batfamily #batfam

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cod-dump · 6 months

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*Soap screaming from the living room of the safe house*

Gaz, running in with a gun: WHAT’S WRONG?!

Soap, literally crying: THERE’S A FUCKING SPIDER

Gaz: … are you fucking serious?

Soap: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! THE FUCKER WAS AS BIG AS MY HAND

Ghost, walking in: Johnny, Kyle— have you seen Daisy?

Soap, turning to look at Ghost while actively crying: Who the FUCK is Daisy??

Ghost: Oh, you have seen her

Soap: PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT FUCKING SPIDER

Ghost: Yes? Please tell me you didn’t hurt her!

Soap: *incoherent noises while crying*

Gaz: … I’m going back to bed

#daisy is a blue green bottle :)#ghost bought her on impulse #modern warfare #call of duty #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes

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niiwa-angel · 5 days

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The Core Four: would you still love us if we were worms?

Wonder Woman: I would keep you in the best gardens of Themyscira and fight any predators that came your way.

Wonder Girl: 😁

Batman: I would make worm sized weaponry for you and train you to be the most well trained worm in history.

Robin: 😁

Flash: I would make you a proper terrarium to live in and make sure you always had fresh dirt.

Impulse: 😁

Superman: I don't even like you now.

Superboy:😢

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impulseowlll · 15 days

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*Tim bursts into the room with news about a mission* Tim: Guys! We're going to New Hampshire! *Bart mishears* Bart: But we don't even have a hamster. How can we get a new one, if we don't have one? Tim: No, not a new hamster, New Hampshire. *Connor walks into the room* Connor: We're getting a hamster? Tim: No, we are going to New Hampshire. Connor: Oh. Are we getting a hamster from there? *Tim face-palm* Tim: There are no hamsters.

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two-sibyls-tall · 8 months

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*in the Young Justice group chat at 2:42 am*

Tim: Me, watching a table: haha its doin a little dancey dance

*the next morning*

Cassie: Hey quick question what the FUCK did that mean

Tim: Sorry I was fighting my sleep meds Im not sure either

Bart: Clearly the table was doing a little dancey dance

#incorrect kat quotes #dc #dc batman #dc comics #young justice #tim drake #red robin #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #bart allen #impulse #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect young justice quotes

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need-a-name-101 · 8 days

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Cassie: call him Tim.

Bart: yeah Tim call him!

Tim: why is it always me that calls him? Why do I always call him? Huh it’s not like Kon lives in my ass.

Tim: (sees Cassie and Barts expression and turns)

Kon: ( whispers seductively as he pushes his sunglasses a little down his nose) you called babe?

Tim: (blushes hard) Damn it Kon.

Kon: Do you want me to- (gets tacked by Tim)

Cassie: should we stop them? ( Tim shoves Kon’s head in a wall) we have a mission.

Bart: nah let Batman and Superman deal with it. (Pulls out phone and starts recording)

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dragonflavoredcake · 4 months

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Xisuma, running away: WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY NEW HERMITS! Grian, Impulse, Gem, and Scar, chasing him: SKIZZ! SKIZZ! SKIZZ!

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incorrectbatfam · 4 months

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[raiding the batfam's fridge]

Kon: All right, they've got water, orange juice, and... what looks like cider.

Bart: Taste it.

Kon: *drinks it*

Kon: Yep, it’s fat. I drank fat.

Bart: Yeah, I know. I did that two minutes ago.

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fancyhandsbakery · 11 days

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Goon 1: If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers out of you nasty hell beasts.

Tim: When you say torture, you mean physical of psychological? Physical seems counterproductive and we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain. And you would have. No way of knowing what was true.

Cassie: Or we might like it too much and then you got a whole new thing to deal with.

Goon 2: What do you mean by that?

Conner: Ah, you’re stupid, huh? I could work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy.

Bart: *lmao*

#incorrect quotes #dc #young justice #Tim Drake #Robin #Cassie Sandsmark #Wonder Girl #Conner Kent #Kon el #Superboy #Bart Allen #Impulse #my post #helluva boss

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smokefalls · 4 months

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The grief is a planet. A dust ring. A small moon that’s been hidden under my pillow, that’s been changing the way my body moves this whole time.

Camille Rankine, "The Increasing Frequency of Black Swans" from Incorrect Merciful Impulses

#Camille Rankine #Incorrect Merciful Impulses #quote #poetry #2023 reads

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celaenaeiln · 9 months

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Jake and Mari meeting Damian for the first time

Jake: *watching Dick struggling to piggyback a 260+ lb man* Dad who is HE?!

Mari: Why're you carrying a man twice your size?!

Dick: *Wheezing but refusing to let go of his hold on Damian's legs* He's...he's my son...s-say "Hi, Damian."

Jake: I'm your son!

Mari: Jake's your son!

Dick: *gasping* Yes...but Damian's my first born."

Jake & Mari: *turning to look at Damian*

Damian: *looking back at them then turning his nose up and smirking*

Jake & Mari: *instantly activating their powers* This means war.

Dick: *jerking his head up* Wait-what?

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Jake and Mari complaining to their Uncle Tim about Damian

Jake: You won't believe what he did! He hit me on the head with dad's eskrima!

Mari: He also punched me!

Tim: *snorting* Let me guess, he also stuck his tongue out at you two while Dad-DICK-wasn't looking?

Jake: Yeah! And then dad scolded all of us but when he was scolding me and Mari, Damian took dad's eskrima, put into his pocket-

Jake & Tim: *finishing together* -and mouthed "Mine."

Jake: Uncle Tim, you get it!!

Mari: *narrowing her eyes* speaking from experience?

Tim: *scowling at her*

Tim: .......hmm.

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Tim and Jason forced to team up for a family mission

Tim: ...So I heard something interesting today.

Jason: Can we just shut up and work in silence so I can go home and eat and clean my guns in peace?

Tim: Jake and Mari told me they fought with Damian.

Jason: What? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! It must've been over Dick! It's the only thing that matters to that demon brat.

Tim: *smirking* yup. Remember when we fought over Dick?

Jason: Heh. I beat your ass. Good times, good times. I mean-what were we even fighting over, huh?

Tim: Liar, I totally won. And I know right? It's completely obvious-

Jason: Without a doubt-

Jason & Tim: *finishing confidently* I was Dick's favorite.

A ringing silence echoing in the batcave after that statement.

Tim: *smirk dropping* Did the pit wipe whatever brain you had managed to scrape by with? Dick obviously loved me more. He taught me how to analyze people, how to do laundry, and he even cooked for me! Me! He never cooks for anyone.

Jason: *sneering* And here I thought you were a detective but it turns out you were a "dumb-tective" instead. Has he ever gone skiing with you? Has he ever come up with a code-nickname for you like he did with "little wing" for me? Has he ever protected you from seeing seeing stuff cause he thought it wouldn't be appropriate?? Has he ever done that for you?

Tim: hE CALLS ME ALL THE TIME-HE LOVES ME MORE!!!

Jason: HE OPENS UP TO ME! IM THE ONE HE LOVES!

Tim: *screeching and lunging* I'LL BE SURE TO KNOCK YOUR BRAINS INTO PLACE!!

Jason: *grappling with him* AND I'LL MAKE SURE TO PUT YOURS BACK IN YOUR HEAD!!

*one hour later*

Jason & Tim: *Bloody, silent, and seething*

Tim: .....hey.

Jason: *gritting his teeth* what.

Tim: Did you and Bruce ever fight over who Dick loves more?

Jason: *mind exploding with memories of the two of them using sly, underhanded tricks to have Dick's attention for themself and sometimes even coming to blows over it* no. And I'm not the one who fought with a ten year old.

Tim: But you did.

Jason: You were thirteen.

Tim: No, I mean you and Damian fought.

Jason:

Tim: It's okay. I used to have a cold war with Bruce.

Jason: With Bruce? Why?

Tim: Because Bruce didn't want me but Dick did and Bruce is a possessive asshole who loves Dick but doesn't like sharing.

Jason: Damn. Yeah, that actually explains a lot. I'm still the favorite though.

Tim: *cracking his neck* You wanna go again?

Dick: *entering* Hey guys-woah, what's with the tension?

Jason: *Sidling up next to Dick and wrapping an arm around his shoulder* Nothin' Dickie. Heard your kiddies got into a fight.

Dick: *sighing* You heard already? It was a disaster. I'll tell you about it later. How're you doing, Tim? Everything okay, buddy?

Tim: *walking forward and grabbing Dick's hand* *furtively catching Jason's eye* Good Dick! I'm really glad you're back.

Dick: *immediately ruffling his hair and then Jason's* Awww! You're the sweetest. Both of you. I'm going to make sure the Bruce doesn't burn the kitchen down thinking he can suddenly cook in his old age.

Jason & Tim: *Turning to each other after Dick leaves* This means war.

Canon based

Dick is Tim's idol

Dick is Jason's idol

Dick teaching Tim panels I already posted before but here's him teaching Tim to fold laundry.

Dick protecting Jason's eyes from unsavory sights

Dick calling Jason Little Wing

Dick took Jason skiing when he was robin

Bruce being manipulative about wanting Dick back (another addition)

Jason is just like Bruce

And for fun XD

#it's back!#sorry I had 12 am impulse and 7 am rethoughts #love you guys #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #jason todd #red hood #jake grayson #mari grayson #bruce wayne #batman #batfam incorrect quotes

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headcanonthings · 2 months

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Kon: Isn't that embezzlement? Bart: No, embezzlement is when you put jewels on your jacket. Cassie: I think you mean bedazzling. Tim: Which is also a crime.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect young justice quotes #dcu #young justice #conner kent #kon el #superboy #bart allen #impulse dc #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #tim drake #robin tim drake #red robin dc

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