Aizawa: Okay, any questions about the material?
Class 1-A:
Aizawa: Why are all of you so quiet today?
Class 1-A:
Izuku: S-Sensei?
Aizawa: What?
Izuku:...Nevermind.
Aizawa, wearing pigtails because Mic found him sleeping in the teacher's room: What the hell is it?
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Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri??
Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!!
Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!!
Aizawa:
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#4 SPEED-
UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n kicking the door to 1A classroom to Mic teaching English...Shota sleeping like
Secretary!Y/n*bursts into the classroom out of breath* Everyone… Everyone get on the fucking bus!
Hizashi: Y/n, you can’t just kick the door off its hinges and scream at us!
Secretary!Y/n: There’s a new buffet in the city! And I got us…*pulls out a piece of paper* a coupon for FREE EVERYTHING!
Shota & Hizashi: …
Class 1A:...
Shota*Crawling out of his sleeping bag motioning the kids to pack up* Everyone gets in the fucking bus!!!
Hizashi*Running out of the classroom*IM GETTING ERI!?-
...being "parents" to a bunch of kids makes for fun tiny adventures-
sequel to:
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Aizawa, on the phone: I’m breaking up-
Present Mic: Im pregnant
Aizawa:
Aizawa: I meant the call
Present Mic: Right, sorry. I panicked
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Endeavour: What's wrong?
Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.
Endeavour:
Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.
Shinsou: Yup.
Midoriya:
Midoriya: We should start a support club.
Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.
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Big deaf energy
Thanks anon!!!!!
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Raph: Fine! Judge me all you want for my crush on Mona Lisa but…
Raph, pointing at Donnie: Stuck in the friend zone.
Raph, pointing at Mikey: Fell in love with a lesbian and a girl from another time period.
Raph, pointing at April: Struggles to understand her own feelings for her best friend.
Raph, pointing at Casey: Stuck in a love triangle.
Raph, pointing at Leo: AND FELL IN LOVE WITH HIS OWN SISTER!!
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All For One: Okay Seriously, how many Heros do I have to fight?!
All Might: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my successor and now I'm going to f*ck you!
All For One: ...
Deku: ...
Eraserhead: ....
Endeavor: ...
Nezu: ....
Present Mic: 🤨
Midnight: Well this just got interesting!
Deku, quietly: Its "F*ck you up", All Might.
All Might: Wait, what did I say?
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Hizashi: Shouta, what's your type?
Shouta: tall, strong, dumb, gay, and looks like a golden retriever
Hizashi: wow, thats really specific. Do I know him?
Shouta: did I mention dumb?
Hizashi: yeah, why?
Shouta: just checking
*later*
Hizashi, waking up in the middle of the night: OH MY GOD HE LIKES ALL MIGHT
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[rooftop gang era]
Shouta, an hour into asking Hizashi to help him with English: so 'ea' is pronounced like the sound in 'bean'?
Hizashi: well sometimes
Hizashi: it can also be 'ea' like in 'bear'
Hizashi: or 'ea' like in 'heart'
Hizashi: or like in 'great'
Hizashi: or like 'earth'
Hizashi: and I guess sometimes it's like 'meander' but that's rare
Shouta:
Shouta:
Shouta: why the fuck do you like this nightmare language
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Present Mic: And next up, Bakugo Katsuki! Standing there with a face only a mother could love!
Mitsuki, yelling from the stands: AND I DON’T!
Bakugo:
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Midnight: Alright Eri, we're gonna practice calling people their non-hero names for when we're home okay?
Eri: okey doky!
Midnight: Let's start with Present Mic. Think real hard, what does Eraserhead call him at home?
Eri: um...
Midnight: What does Eraserhead say when he wants Mic's attention?
Eri: Oh, I know!
Eri: HEY THERE FLAP JACK ASS! I'LL FLIP YA LIKE A PANCAKE!!
Allmight: *unholy screeching from across the room*
Allmight: *shoves head in trash bin*
Allmight: *muffled laughter*
Midnight: Hmmm..maybe we should try something easier...how about--
Mic: Hey everybody!
Eri: Hi, Flapjack Ass!
*every window on campus breaks from Mic's scream*
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Aizawa, texting Hizashi: babe
Aizawa: baby
Aizawa: honey
Aizawa: Sunshine
Aizawa: if you don't answer me, the pet names are going to start getting meaner.
Aizawa: bowl of cereal that's been left out for an hour
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aizawa: if you’re considering coming out to your adoptive son, go for it. just be aware, he’ll probably judge you.
bakugou: i still don’t get it, honestly.
aizawa: we’re gay, bakugou.
bakugou: i got that part.
yamada: then why are you confused?
bakugou: you’re LOUD. HOW DOES HE PUT UP WITH YOU
yamada:
yamada: well i could ask YOU the same question, asshole
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#18 WOOOOOW-
In the UA Infirmary...In the past Before, with Teenanger Aizawa and others in the mix-
Hizashi: I have to say, I’m a little embarrassed for you...
Shota: This is a sports-related injury, That makes me cool
Hizashi Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
Both Shota and Hizashi HARD-stare at each other, Till they both sighed and gave the subject a rest
Shota*Crossing his arms*Come to think of it Hizashi, why we came to the infirmary, Im fine-
Aizawa and Hizashi look at the y/n a Quirkless student who has helped several teachers but mainly Recovery Girl for extra credit in the school for after-college connections... they're a bit of a hot topic, and young Aizawa's secret crush-
Teen!Y/n*Wearing a nurse uniform, is helping the staff today for extra credit,smiles seeing the two *What seems to be the problem?
Hizashi:...
Shota:....
Shota*Moaning in pain in the hospital bed*MY HEART PURPLE!?-MY LEG INSIDE OUT!?-
Hizashi*looking at Shota with an "...really?" stare and shaking head*...wooooooow-
part 5 of :
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