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asocial-skye · 1 year
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Leia: *gets a paper cut*
Luke, tearing the paper: HASN'T SHE SUFFERED ENOUGH
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marksandrec · 7 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605
Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)
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They were so insane for this
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The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:
Lying
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saturncodedstarlette · 2 months
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Y/N, jokingly : Careful, if you keep being so sweet, people are going to start thinking you’re in love with me
Alastor, wearing an apron, in the middle of cooking dinner : What could I have possibly done to make you think that I’m not, my dear?
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batfamilycannons · 4 months
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Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle
Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you
Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no
Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!
Bruce*even more scared*: oh no
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fourraccoonsinacoat · 5 months
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Rolan: You know, if you ever get tired of adventuring, you could always come work at Sorcerous Sundries.
Durge: I don't think retail is the right career for me. My rancid blood desires nothing more than to reap death on this world. I am a vile soul, broken beyond repair.
Rolan: Sounds like an average Tuesday around here... We do have an annual employee picnic, though.
Durge: Does that help to soothe the unyielding rage within?
Rolan: *Sad sigh.* No.
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rhetorical-conscience · 6 months
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Barty: Wait, I thought you guys were dating.
Regulus: What? No. Why would you think that?
Dorcas: To be fair, I also thought you two were dating.
Regulus:
Evan: Raise your hand if you thought James and Regulus were dating.
Everyone: *raises their hand*
Regulus:
Regulus: James, put your hand down.
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mmelolabelle · 8 months
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➡️incorrect star wars
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absolutepjotrash · 3 months
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i love the percy jackson show with my entire heart and soul
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eveaii · 7 months
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Thank you @radiantblog for the idea
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greenapplebling · 8 months
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Damian:
Tim:
Damian:
Tim:
Damian: ... *opens his arms*
Tim:
Tim: *sighs*
Tim: *helps Damian up to get to a tall shelf*
Damian, now down: *hasitates*... Thanks *leaves*
Dick: I don't know if I should be mad that you helped him get something Alfred has forbidden or happy you two had such a nice interaction for once
Jason, pinching his arm repeatedly: Talk for yourself, that felt surreal to me
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gayjaytodd · 4 months
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Clark, visiting Wayne Manor for the first time: uhhh, who's in charge here?
Bruce, sighing deeply: usually whoever yells the loudest.
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enigma-the-mysterious · 10 months
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If someone told me that a submersible named the Titan, owned by a company called OceanGATE, carrying three billionaires, had gone missing on an expedition to the Titanic, I would think it was some pitch for a new thriller mystery novel and not something that had actually happened due to the hubris and stupidity of rich people.
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saturncodedstarlette · 2 months
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Y/N, sighs : I haven’t seen Alastor all day, I kinda miss him…
Alastor, appearing out of nowhere : I MISS YOU TOO MY DARLING
Y/N : WHEN IN HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE—
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