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#incorrect original quotes
shitposters-on-your-wall · 4 months ago
Kookie: hah, gay~~
Taexxan: *pulls out a Uno Reverse Card from thin air*
(Taexxan- @taexxan
Kookie: @kookies-and-kream07 )
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galahadwilder · 7 months ago
Thor, post-coronation: heimdall you have committed treason quite frequently
Heimdall: yes, my king
Thor: can I trust you to commit treason against me should it become necessary?
Heimdall: of course, my king
Thor: you’re already planning treason, aren’t you
Heimdall: it’s how our government stays functioning
Thor: good, good. Well, don’t let me stop you, just make sure to surprise me when it happens
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irlwakko · 8 months ago
Wakko (he/they): Hey Yakko, may I have your pronouns?
Yakko (he/him): Oh sure! I use he/him.
Wakko (he/him): Thanks bro!
Yakko ( / ): wait what the fuck
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incorrectskywalkerquotes · 11 months ago
Obi-Wan: We don't want any trouble.
Anakin: I do.
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ayo-cowbelly · 7 months ago
vader: *cuts off luke’s hand while trying to get him to join the empire*
obi wan’s force ghost: you take constructive criticism?
vader, watching as luke falls down the shaft: absolutely fucking not
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write-it-motherfuckers · 3 months ago
Person A: “I’m going to kill you!”
Person B: “Understandable. Could you at least wait until I finish my coffee though?”
Person A: “...What?”
Person B: “It’s a really good coffee.”
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kyoryu · 19 days ago
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(commission) call the annebulance but not for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Luke: My gaydar is unmatched. I can tell whether or not a person is gay with just a single glance.
Leia, without looking up from her book: Din's been hitting on you for three weeks.
Luke: He's what?
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plaguedogs123 · 3 months ago
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Okay I feel dumb, but I didn’t know that an incorrect quotes generator was a thing??? I now have more comic ideas lmao  Anyway I got this prompt and it was perfect jkdnfs
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star-trek-dumb-comics · 2 months ago
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Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #58
Spock and Bones ! It's been a while
(from a texpost by @trek-tracks )
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