#incorrect reblogs

[nookisms]

The Riddler: Riddle me thi- Is that a fucking kid.

Dick Grayson, a non-native English speaker: What does fucking mean?

The Riddler: Fuck- I mean shit- I mean it's a grown up word, ask your dad about it

[A Few Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle me th- Is that another fucking kid

Jason Todd, raised in Crime Alley his entire life: Who the hell you calling a fucking kid? I'll beat your ass motherfucker, you and me right now.

The Riddler: Wow you are. Something.

[A Few Years After That]

The Riddler: Riddle me- Where the fuck are you getting these children?

Tim Drake, raised in high society but also not raised at all: That's a naughty word sir.

The Riddler: At least you're polite

[A Few More Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle m- WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ONE HAVE A SWORD!?

Damian Wayne, above silly things like Vulgar Language: I Was Expecting A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed.

The Riddler: WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT???

#there is now Bonus Content in the reblogs #DC #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #tim drake #Damian Wayne #edward nygma #Batfam #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #this all started with me and my friends going ''riddle me this- is that a fcking kid'' #stop telling me to not censor it's a personal choice I've been here nearly ten years #anyway this is what I think they were like at the very beginning #they changed of course but it's very funny to think this #she speks #she speks originale

[51ft]

hi

#doodle #shadowzel #ive been listening to take me to church again..'ill worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies' #yeahhHHHHH #shadowheart #lae'zel #baldur's gate 3 #wait i just realized i flipped it the wrong way uuhhhhh i was gonna draw the scar later so its not technically incorrect but...OH WELL #i just realized the shapes at the back look like the patreon logo that was not my intention #WAIT HOW COULD I FORGET #shartzel #nvm sorry for people who reblogged the other version already i flipped it so now there will forever be two versions floating arou

[rogueddie]

the fanart version is better, you should check it out

#pls do not reblog a version of this without the link to the fanart #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #chrissy cunningham #buckingham #incorrect stranger things #incorrect stranger things quotes #STIQ

[onstoryladders]

stranger things text posts, prev and next

#HELLO LOOK WHO'S BACK <3 #this is my fave so far so please reblog 🙏🏻 #stranger things #will byers #mike wheeler #el hopper #el jane hopper #max mayfield #steve harrington #steddie #jonathan byers #lucas sinclair #st txt post #stranger things textposts #incorrect quotes #noah schnapp #finn wolfhard

[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Quotes for Palestine

You know what, I've seen now after my Ides of March post spread that the IQG community can do a lot if we really work toward it. I know a lot of you don't have a lot of money to donate. Neither do I, but we can all Click for Palestine.

Click for Palestine is a website that uses clicks from users to track user engagement, then shows that user engagement to advertisers on their site (so you'll need to turn off your adblock and accept cookies for the site) and recieves a certain amount of money from those advertisers for every click. Then, Click for Palestine donates that money to UNWRA (and they have the paperwork to prove it), who can then use it to help lobby for aid, and, if they can get past Isreal's blockages, feed Palestine

Reblog this post with screenshots proving you have clicked at Click for Palestine (or otherwise donated to or helped Palestine). If this post reaches 500 click/donation-proving reblogs before April, I'll process all the quotes in the inbox and open quote submissions again on April 2nd. You can reblog for every click you make, which is one per day (per device, if you're using multiple)

EDIT: I lowered the goal from 5,000 to 500 because I realized that I completely miscalculated how long we had until April (I sincerely apologize about that), BUT I'm adding this additional one.

If we get 5,000 clicks before May, I will once again process all the quotes in the inbox (yes, even if it opens again in April), then open the inbox on May 1st.

#We can do this y'all #Incorrect Quote Generator #Quotes for Palestine #Free Palestine #If we get past 5000 reblogs I'll see if I can promise anything else for further goals

[leverage-ot3]

#no-pain #I spent like 20 min with photoshop mix on my phone and the app kept crashing pls laugh reblog like etc #parker #alec hardison #eliot spencer #parker x hardison x eliot #leverage ot3 #ot3 memes #humor #ot3 humor #pics #leverage #leverage redemption #incorrect quotes #incorrect ot3 quotes #parker x hardison #parker x eliot #might make another version where its. just. all three of them lmao #mine #not queueing this i want immediate gratification

[celestial-artisan]

Lucifer: Sitting and doing paperwork all day is killing me... Alastor: You won't die from that. Lucifer: It's a figure of speech, idiot, use the great tool of empathy! Alastor: Alastor: The King of Hell has died! Lucifer: Don't you have something called 'middle ground'?

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #radioapple #alastor #alastor the radio demon #lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #source: korean incorrect quotes #once again this should be in season 2 #i can imagine this happening over and over with different subjects #luci: someone stepped on my duckie i will die:( #al: you won't. #luci: my depression is crushing me #al: it isn't your body parts are still intact #the tags are becoming unhinged #challenge: if you reblog this think of another scenario this will happen

[threadofnorns]

Loki: Thanos knew I’d be just the one for this job ;)

Thanos, 20 minutes ago: bring me our most suicidal employee

#inspired by worstloki's reblog #loki #thanos #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #the avengers #avengers infinity war #loki laufeyson #loki odinson

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EB: making a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow. can someone respond with a filling to finish the sandwich? i'll go first. ok.

EB: bread.

GG: bread!

EB: that's not allowed. we start with bread once more. it's ok, take your time.

EB: bread.

TG: garlic powder

TT: Sliced garlic.

EB: that's a lot of garlic. why don't we try something else?

GG: ...bread!!

EB: please think before posting.

TT: Water.

EB: hey.

TG: cheese

TG: cheese

TG: cheese

TG: cheese

EB: i appreciate that but can someone else who is not a mouse take over.

TT: Ham. So much ham.

EB: this is beginning to resemble a sandwich!

TG: MORE cheese

TT: Add a mousetrap to the sandwich.

EB: ok but i don't take kindly to being ordered around.

TT: Lint.

EB: what ever. christ. i'm finishing the sandwich.

EB: bread.

GG: can you reopen the sandwich :( ?

EB: ok fine go ahead.

GG: chernobyl elephants foot :)

EB: SANDWICH CLOSED EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#source: og post by @garaks-padded-bra . plus many Many many more reblogs #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #john egbert #jade harley #dave strider #rose lalonde

[hazbincorrect-quotes]

Lucifer: You read my diary?!  Alastor: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. 

#hazbincorrect tag #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #alastor x lucifer #appleradio #reblog tag #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel

[delzinrowe]

incorrect jjk quotes [40/?]

#ipost #Jujutsu Kaisen #JJK #dailyanime #anisource #shounenedit #jjkedit #jujutsukaisen-net #hyeahjujutsu #usernik #entgifs #incorrent jjk quotes #incorrect jjk #incorrent jujutsu kaisen quotes #Gojo Satoru #Gojo #Satoru #Shoko Ieiri #Shoko #Ieiri #what you don't know is that I posted this before but secretly deleted it because in half an hour it didn't get a single note #NOW I HOPE IT GETS NOTES BEACUSE I'M GOING TO SLEEP SO REBLOG AND LIKE #pls????? :((((((((((((

[throwingselfoutwindow]

TK gets a call from a buck who is freaking out

Buck: HELP ME

TK: omg are you ok-

Buck: I KISSED A DUDE

TK: …. CARLOS YOULL NEVER BELIEVE ME-

#the post I just reblogged: TK being right #it’s never happened and never will again #911 fox #911onfox #911 lone star #911 family #incorrect 911 quotes #lone star #inncorrect quotes #tk strand #buck buckley #evan buckley #bi buck

[whatever-fanfics]

POV: you need help with your 21st century homework in a mansion full of vampires

~~~

Imagine MC needing sitting on the table, head in their hands, about to cry because NOTHING MAKES SENSE. And in come multiple people who look over MC's shoulder to what's making them so upset, they recognize some of it but not all of it. After pondering with each other they try asking some of the others. 10 minutes later 12 vampires surround the human trying to make sense of numerous subjects. Shakespeare was visiting.

~~~

Arthur & Theo *coming in from a night of drinking*: MC? Hondje? what's wrong

MC *on the verge of tears*: Nothing makes sense🥺😭

Arthur and Theo *walk over and see numerous papers from different subjects*: What is this?

MC: homework from the 21st century 🥺

Arthur *sits down and recognizes some of the works*: Interesting...

Theo *looks over and sees art history papers and papers about painting techniques*: ?!?

Isaac *enters and sees them*: ???

Isaac *walks over and sees calculus and math*: ?!?

Isaac *sits down and recognizes some equations*: I recognize some but not all of them, hold on

Isaac *leaves and comes back with Leonardo*: I brought help

Leonardo *looks over and recognizes problems*: You study this cara?

MC: not by choice 🥲

Napoleon *sleepily wanders over*: ???

Napoleon *sees typed words in French*: Nunuche how did you get your writing so neat?

MC: that's typed, it's my homework

Napoleon *confused, recognizes some but not all*: it's French homework?

MC: Yea... 🥲

Napoleon: hold on

Napoleon *leaves and comes back with le comte*: here

Le Comte *happy to be included*: 😁 homework?

MC: unfortunately 😓

Le comte *sits down*: I see the language has evolved again, this makes things a bit tricky, no matter *starts a whole lecture*

MC *look at the camera like their in The Office*: ...

*Mozart and Jean enter*

Mozart: why are you all so noisy

Mozart *comes over and notices music sheets*: what is this?

MC: homework

Mozart and Jean: Home..work???

Sebastian *appearing out of the void*: school work that you take home and return the next day completed

Literally everyone: where did you come from?

Jean *comes over and sees typed paper*: what is..this?

MC: typed up homework

Jean:...Witchcraft *takes out his sword*

MC: PLEASE NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE COPIES 😭😭😭

*Dazai enters*

Dazai *sees everyone by MC and walks over*:

Dazai *sees his book*: what's this? Everyone: Homework

*Shakespeare enters*

Shakespeare: Good morrow, all 😊

Shakespeare *walks over and sees multiple works of his*: ???

Shakespeare: Good MC, I had no notion of your interest in me ☺️

MC and Theo: It's homework

Theo *puts down art history papers*: be right back

*Theo leaves and comes back with Vincent*

Vincent: MC I didn't know you were so interested in art ☺️😊

MC *didn't want to tell him it was for homework*: yeah...

*Sebastian taking notes furiously in his journal*

~~~

#ikemen vampire #ikemen vampire leonardo #ikemen vampire theo #ikemen vampire vincent #ikemen vampire le comte #ikemen vampire arthur #ikemen vampire napoleon #ikemen vampire dazai #ikemen vampire shakespeare #ikemen vampire jean #ikemen vampire mozart #ikemen vampire sebastian #ikemen vampire isaac #ikemen vampire mc #ikemen vampire shitpost #incorrect ikemen vampire quotes #ikemen vampire x reader #iv! reblog

[underoooos]

Tony : Kid did you eat all the powdered sugar donuts? Peter: *mouth full of donuts* Um. No? Tony : Then what's all that on your pants Peter: Peter: That's cocaine

#do not reblog as st*rker #peter parker #tony stark #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark #peter and tony #irondad #irondad and spiderson #incorrect irondad and spiderson #spiderman #ironfam #iron man #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #adorable peter parker #dad tony stark #incorrect avengers quotes #the avengers #incorrect avengers

[spicyicymeloncat]

Usually I scroll through my dash and reblog Palestine posts from my mutuals and today it’s been a bit quiet and I refuse to let it go even a bit quiet for a second, even if it’s just randomly how my dash is showing up. So we’re reblogging from the tags today.

Don’t stop talking about Palestine.

#btw if i reblog anything incorrect like those fake donation links scams that are apparently happening do let me know #free palestine #Palestine #Gaza #free gaza #don’t stop talking about palestine

[aspecpolls]

#aro #aromantic #arospec #aspec #anonymous #polls #i accidentally missed the “aro spaces often cater exclusively to western experiences” option on that last poll! #unsure if i should delete the previous one so for now i've remade it and turned off reblogs on the incorrect version #i'll wait to hear if the submitter is okay with the first being taken down #very sorry for the mistake!