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mytvjunk · 11 months

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The second Chelsea started judging Bre about her situation with Nick Cannon I knew immediately it was her projecting. It all made sense when she tied back to her past. The opinions were unprovoked & unneeded but it made for some good tv drama.

#selling sunset #netflix #bre tiesi #chelsea lazkani #chrishell stause #mary fitzgerald #emma hernan #heather rae el moussa #amanza smith #jason Oppenheim #g flip #marie lou nurk #the Oppenheim group #real estate #reality tv #reality show

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um-vvhat · 2 years

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I actually feel really bad for Jason, bc you can tell he genuinely loves Chrishell, he just couldn’t give her what she wanted and I respect him for not compromising on something as serious as a kid but damn I know that shit hurts.

#selling sunset #selling sunset netflix #selling sunset reunion #chrishell stause #jason oppenheim #this has been a post #text post

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paronyan23 · 1 year

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#peoples choice awards #2022 #updates #shania twain #carrie underwood #heidi klum #chelsea lazkani #jason oppenheim #erika jayne #laverne cox #nahuane drummond #singers #fashion model

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stuffiveseenontv · 2 months

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Jacket is from Dior

#jason oppenheim #selling the oc #dior

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bodybybane · 1 year

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#yahoo news latest news & headlines #yahoonewstopics #yahoo news latest news & headlines #jason oppenheim #real estate

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don-lichterman · 2 years

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Maya Vander quits Selling Sunset | Entertainment News

Maya Vander has quit ‘Selling Sunset’. The 40-year-old star – who opened up earlier this week about suffering a miscarriage, just six months after a stillbirth – has decided against renewing her contract on the Netflix reality series, and she is now looking forward to focusing on her family and her real estate group. Maya – who has kids Aiden, three, and Elle, two, with her husband Dave – wrote…

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#broadcasting events #company #Emmy #Entertainment #finance #jason oppenheim #Maya #maya vander #maya vander group #medicine #miscarriage #News #quits #real estate agent #Selling #selling sunset #SUNSET #Vander

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stararch4ngelqueen · 7 months

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Movie Night Gone Right

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Time Written-8:55 p.m.

Jason Todd/Fem!reader smut

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“God, how on Earth did you hide being such a goddamn slut from me?” His seemingly angry tone of voice echoed throughout the limited space, calloused hands grasping onto your waist with a relentless, steel-like grip.

Date night would’ve been better if you both hadn’t decided on a god awful movie to watch at the theatre.

He told you to cut it out, at first, when your bored hand settled precariously along his thigh instead of reaching for popcorn. Even he wasnt dumb enough to do something that could easily be recorded on this shitty theatre’s night vision security cameras.

But no, you just kept on fucking pushing, kept teasing your fingers dangerously close to the buttons of his jeans, kept lightly teasing him when his self control withered at your syrupy sweet, annoying persistence.

“Get in,” he demands after yanking you out of the theatre early, somewhat grateful under all of his irritation that he had an excuse to leave the pain in the ass movie

“That’s fucking ridiculous, babe. You just can’t listen, can ya?” He chastised, forcing you in the passenger seat of his car.

Your back laid flat against the backseat after a short, risky drive, sweaty skin sticking to leather with your black skirt pulled over your thighs, his fat cock stuffed deep in your crying hole, bullying your insides with little remorse.

“Yeah? This what you wanted, huh babe? Being bred like a damn slut in the backseat?”

His nails dug crescent shaped moons into your hips, joining the handprints along your ass as temporary tattoos for the evening. He had half a mind to stop at three quick, chaste orgasms, but you didn’t exactly deserve mercy right now, did you?

Your belt bound hands could only settle against his broad chest, your nails scratching down his fully clothed body all you liked, leaving lipgloss smeared kisses against his chin as a pitiful attempt at an apology, anything to make him go just a teeny bit easier.

Nothing would stop him from abusing your cervix all he pleased, looming over you like a beast inside this rocking, semi-hidden car.

“No, no you’re not puttin’ your fucking panties back on after this, not after I give this pussy what it needs,” he grunts into your ear before biting your lobe, certain words punctuated by every angry, heavy slap of his balls against your plush, sore ass.

“I’m not done with you yet, pretty girl. You’re gonna sit in your own damn mess on the way home, and you’re gonna- Fuuuck, you’re gonna shove those little fingers up your pussy, an clean up the mess you made. Then I might forgive ya, understand Princess?”

You may or may not have pretended to listen the first time, your mind too lost in the mind numbing ecstasy of his cock prodding all the right spots, eager to be full of his thick cum.

“D’you understand me??” He gutturally questions again, yanking a fistful of hair to force your gaze on his flushed face, smirking devilishly at your open mouthed whimper.

“Y-Yes Sir!”

He chuckles handsomely against your cheek, expecting a full show once he was done filling up your cunt.

Maybe he’ll thank you for giving you both the perfect excuse to leave a dreadfully uneventful movie, but he couldn’t help being a sadist sometimes. Especially with his eager to please woman.

“Good girl.”

#jason todd x reader smut #jason todd #dc jason todd #Jason Todd x reader #Jason wanted to see Barbie not Oppenheimer #look what you did #jason todd x fem!reader #jason todd x female!reader #again I see Gotham Knights Jason Todd #but it probably shouldn’t #oh well #Arkham Knight #jason todd gotham knights

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theaceofarrows · 9 months

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#dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #batbros #batfam memes #barbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer

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ajm8888 · 5 months

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#godzilla #oppenheimer #jason clarke #godzilla minus one

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mazelicious · 10 months

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What movies will the BAU be seeing?

Hotch: Oppenheimer but he's seeing Barbie against his will.

Rossi: Oppenheimer but he secretly wants to see both.

Penelope: Barbie

Luke: Barbie

Derek: Barbie

Tara: Oppenheimer then Barbie

Reid: Is only reading the movie scripts

Alex: Barbie then Oppenheimer

Emily: Oppenheimer then Barbie

JJ: She is going to watch Barbie but she will be sneaking into Oppenheimer for the Florence Pugh scene. Elle is in on it.

Elle: Barbie

Gideon: Does not believe in movies.

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thebigqueer · 9 months

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“one ticket to oppenheimer "one ticket to barbie please 💖" please 💣"

#(am i doing this right)#(i don’t have a computer so i can’t format sorry)#valgrace #jason grace #leo valdez #riordanverse #barbenheimer #barbie #oppenheimer

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giveemhales · 9 months

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My opinion on who in the Batfam prefers Barbie and who prefers Oppenheimer

This is a stupid post and weeks late but I do what I want.

Jason: Barbie. Ken is the level of dramatic he aspires to be

Dick: Barbie. He immediately orders an “I Am Kenough” shirt after the movie

Tim: Oppenheimer (but whenever anyone in Young Justice upsets him he sings 🎶 I’m just Tim 🎶)

Damian: claims Oppenheimer, but actually Barbie

Bruce: hasn’t gone to a movie theater in 15 years, claims he doesn’t have time

Barbara: actually doesn’t have time

Alfred: Oppenheimer but won’t give anyone his opinion, to the increasing annoyance of the bats

Cassandra: Barbie 💖

Stephanie: Barbie, and she went full out for her movie outfit and cried at the end. Keeps saying Barbie is more of a hero than Batman will ever be

Duke: doesn’t understand why he has to pick a favorite. Is not sure if he’s amused or afraid of Tim and Jason’s increasingly violent fights about which is better

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stuffiveseenontv · 6 months

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Jacket is from Dior

#jason oppenheim #selling the oc #dior

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junimo-hexed · 4 months

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The Batfam goes to see Barbie/Oppenheimer

Bruce: Damian refused to see Barbie and Bruce did not like the idea of him going to the theater on his own. He eventually saw Barbie and wasn’t impressed.

Babs: she didn’t originally want to see Barbie because she felt it redundant and that it wasn’t going to offer much, she felt herself pretty much right, but something kept nagging at her. Something about it seemed familiar… Oh shit Batman is Barbie and we’re all the Kens. She explained her wild idea to Dick who responded “but, your my Barbie… oh shit you’re right.”

Dick: he and Babs fought about the order that they saw them in. Eventually he gave into seeing Barbie first and he's glad because he could not get Cillian Murphy's stare out of his mind. Something about it just scared him. He rooted for Ken to become a better person and is hoping that Ken finds happiness. He also adored every Barbie's outfit and dances to all of the songs regularly. He and Babs are going as Barbie and Barbie for next Halloween.

Jason: movie about a bomb? No thanks, he’d rather get glammed up for a movie that he thinks is going to be just a fun time only to leave with an existential crisis.

Tim: he debated with himself for hours over the order before pirating both and watching them at the same time. This was not the best decision.

Damian: he’s not ready to watch Barbie. Very film snobby about Oppenheimer.

Steph: *cough* so that Ken, am i right?

Cass: she didn’t have much interest in either. In the end she didn’t quite understand Barbie and thought Oppenheimer was alright. Cass isn't the most media literate and that's alright.

Jean-Paul: he didn’t originally plan to watch Barbie, but Babs called him and told him he NEEDED to watch Barbie. Like a good little brother he did. He related to Ken on a very deep level and by the end of the movie was balling his eyes out. He felt very called out by Ken in a good way.

Alfred: read two history books instead. And watched them during family movie nights by occasionally checking in on the screening room.

Jason, Jean-Paul, and Steph all related to Ken on a spiritual level, he’s just like me for real. They all feel like they're on the sidelines and like they pay the consequences of Batman's "righteousness". Dick, Babs, and Tim all related as well feeling like they're stuck in Bruce's shadow. Babs was there to help them all cope bought everyone Kenough sweatshirts.

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shyjusticewarrior · 9 months

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I was gonna say Jason probably wouldn't wanna watch Oppenheimer cause of his history with bombs. But then I remembered that he hits people with a crowbar and eats jokerized fries, so honestly who knows with this motherfucker.

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your-stranger-halfblood-things · 9 months

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Solangelo went to see Oppenheimer together and Jercy went to see Barbie together. Frazel went to see Barbenheimer

Have you guys seen any yet?

#solangelo #jercy #nico di angelo #will solace #jason grace #percy jackson #barbie #oppenheimer #pjo hoo toa tsats #pjo hoo toa #barbie movie #barbenheimer #frank zhang #hazel levesque #frazel

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