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rooksrambles · 1 month
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if other share in the tags if you'd like, we're very curious :}
(when we say other queer ships, that is, of course, within the harry potter fandom, and is used to encompass anything that isn't drarry or in the marauders era time period/fandom, there's only so many options we can put and thought these were some of the most popular queer hp ship spheres)
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fandomassimilator · 14 days
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Harry Potter and the cursed child but it’s the golden trio being so confused at what their kids get up to bc they grew up as child soldiers and don’t know what a normal childhood is but they’re trying their very best
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aurillio-thoughts · 3 months
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i know the fandom loves the marauders right now, but i need us to bring some energy to the next gen
teddy lupin is the best of each of the marauders personified. pete’s quiet kindness and lighthearted humor, remus’s intelligence honesty and grounding presence, james’s unabashed joy and love for life, and sirius’s chaotic rebellion and mischief. AND HES A METAMORPHMAGUS
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thecursedchildcomic · 3 months
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if you see a typo no you don't.
If you want to read The Cursed Child Comic here's the link:
19 years later
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theamccafrey · 3 months
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Why I Don't Acknowledge Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Okay, let's get this clear. Dumbledore and Grindelwald being lovers is more canon than that mistake of a book.
I did not devote my childhood to seven books for the eighth one to be more terrible than ketchup on maggi.
I did not obsess over the fact that there is one book for every horcrux mah man voldy made for the eighth book to strut in and avada kedavra me.
I did not obsess over Vernon and his terrible parenthood to see Harry become him.
And so, I welcome you to the first ever Harry Potter rant on this blog.
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Albus Severus Potter
So I opened the cursed child book and saw the most cursed thing of all- that name. Why I hate severus snape is a whole other rant for another day, but I understand why the series ended with Harry fangirling around him.
Nevertheless, that potions professor was the dude who low key simped for Harry's mom. He was the guy who mocked Hermione for knowing answers to questions. The dude bullied a boy who had parents admitted in the hospital, and the side that he supported was the very reason they were in that state. So ye, Snape was great and all but I feel like adult Harry would not have named a kid after him.
I'm not exactly anti-Dumbledore and he was a father figure for Harry, so imma leave that alone, but I'm pretty sure naming a kid Albus Severus Potter borders on child abuse.
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Harry's Parenting
Another thing I refuse to believe is that Harry James Potter, the spokesperson of childhood trauma, would allow himself to have a poor relationship with his child. I cannot allow that kind of thing in my Harry Potter memories.
Somehow, from what I read, I also got the feeling that harry becomes a grumpy middle aged man, and seeing my favourite character, the Mirror of Erised to my childhood become whatever ungodly persona the book resembled is heartbreaking.
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The thing that made us all like Harry was how teenager-like he was. He went through some terrible stuff, but yet we had happy moments, where Harry was just a 14 year old with his friends. I mean- Harry did, after all, teach a class the ministry was against in a secret society he was the head of to defy an institution (very gen Z) and kiss a girl all in one chapter.
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The Potter Household
I feel like Ginny, who was the youngest of 7 kids would want an only child.
Harry, who grew up all alone, would want more kids.
So the best that they would settle for would be 2 children. That's it. For some reason I find the idea of 3 kids in the potter household unsettling.
It is horrifying to see Ginny, a smart, athletic, brave girl have the most successful quidditch career and retire at 22 to become a reporter. It is (apart from the entire book) the most disappointing thing JK made canon. Somehow Cursed child was able to condense all the things wrong about movie!Ginny into one book.
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The household is also extremely Harry-centric. We've got James Sirius Potter, and Albus Severus Potter, and Lilly Luna Potter. It somehow feels like Ginny had no role whatsoever in naming the children. I would have loved to see a Fred Potter in place of the sinful Albus Severus. Bonus points for a Lilly Minerva Potter.
Harry spent his entire life being 'The Harry Potter' and the Weasleys were his forever family. I feel like after their marriage, he would have changed his surname instead. A Weasley-Potter household is the one thing we all asked for.
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All I ever wanted was a Harry Weasley married to star quidditch player Ginny Weasley, with James Sirius Weasley, Fred Weasley, and Lilly Minerva Weasley, a happy family without communication issues.
Is that too much to ask for?
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cyberstrm · 9 months
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this is so random but like, i HATE harry's kid's names. like. james sirius? fine. lilly luna? fine. ALBUS SEVERUS???? nahh. also it seems like ginny had like. no say.
SO
time to rename the potter kids.
➩ James Rubeus Potter
james after his dad, of course, and rubeus after hagrid LIKE R U KIDDING.....
➩ Sirius George Potter
i think sirius deserves to be a first name. AND george after george weasley!! ginny belonged to the twins and like. yeah. slay. also like, i get that albus severus is a slytherin and his names lowkey reflect that, but sirius george does too? like, sirius came from a family of slytherins and fred and george could've totally been slytherins. they're so cunning. so. it fits.
➩ Lilly Luna Potter
can't lie i do love lilly luna so no notes here
lmk what u think!!!
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Names and the living
Request: Yes/No
Warnings: mention of afterlife/ taking place in the afterlife, mentions of old bullying, Sirius being the usual hothead, our favourite Gryffindor head of house dead.
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Authors Note:
A special one for @lovenonymously I saw your reblog and the tags. I hope you like it!
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"Minnie! I'm so glad you could make it." Sirius Black grinned, with a teacup in hand. His long fingers and large palm made the little porcelain cup look petite. It was eggwhite, rose pink flowers scattered across as a motive.
"Dear Merlin. I'm with you in life and now I'm stuck with you after it." She groaned half heartedly.
"What's the latest news? It's kinda hard to keep up." James Potter smirked, handing his old teacher a cup, steam rolling out of it.
"How's Harry?" Lilly Potter smiled at the lone thought of her boy.
"Yeah, how's Potter?" Fred smiled at his old head of house.
"He's got three children you know?" Minevra let the warm water to her lips.
"Three?? That boy's producing more than he can handle then!" Sirius blurted out.
"There, there Padfoot. Show the man some respect." Remus Lupin calmed, the messy brown locks sprawled over the much taller man's shoulder, head resting on his chest.
"What's their names?" Albus Dumbledore couldn't help but show his curiousness as always.
"The eldest boy, is named James Sirius Potter." Minevra said in her usual tone.
"Awesome!" James exclaimed, proudly looking over at his wife.
"Hear that Moony? Sirius! He remembers!" He grinned happily.
"Albus Severus Potter."
"Hear that Severus? You've got a precessor." Dumbledore hummed, secretly pleased.
"Why was I grouped with you?" Severus sneered slightly. "Who even names their child 'Albus'?" He muttered ever so slightly.
"And Lily Luna Potter." McGonagall ended.
"Wow, poor Ginny. She really didn't get much to say, did she?" Lilly said, a light tiny of pink on her face. Her son, her boy, her Harry had named her grandchild after her. She almost squeeled out in joy.
"Why'd he put down silver beard's name and snivelling snivellus name but not my Remy??" Sirius burst out.
"Sirius, we promised everyone and eachother not to use those names. We're adults." Remus scolded, pulling the seething Sirius back down into the armchair. The small fire place emitted a cozy light. The atmosphere was light and the evening continued with more updates of the living world.
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me and the ships that i hate (respectfully)
1. Drarry: there are many reasons why i don’t ship this but that’s for another time
2. Dramione: the straight version of drarry
3. pansymione: the lesbian version of drarry
4. Dumbledore x anyone rly: it’s just weird
5. snilly: another one i would need a separate post to explain
6. teacher x student: i shouldn’t have to explain this one
7. harmony: i don’t have anything really against it but it’s weird bc they’re basically siblings
8. fred x george: shouldn’t have to explain this one either bc this is insest
9. luna x draco: they are literally cousins
10. sibling x sibling: incest
11: adult x child: no explanation necessary
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jessicaonepiece · 2 years
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Day 5. I Don't want to do that one so I'm doing
Day 5. Favorite Friendship - Harry & Luna
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l0verboyxoxo1111 · 6 months
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𝕽𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖗𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 & 𝖜𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌:
Hello everybody and welcome to my writing blog! :) I wanted to write down here, what are my rules and what will I write for.
What I will write for:
• X reader’s
• Headcanons
• Fluff
• Smut
• NSFW
• Agnst
• all genders of readers
• Kinks (only ones who aren’t harmful)
• Ships
• Fanarts
What I will not write for:
•Rape
Characters I will write for: * if the character is gay I will not write them as straight.
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Harry Potter | Marauders Era
• James Potter
• Lilly Evans
• Peter Pettigrew
• Remus Lupin
• Severus Snape
• Sirius Black
• Regulus Black
• Narcissa Black
• Bellatrix Black
• Andromeda Black
• Lucius Malfoy
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Harry Potter | Golden Trio Era
• Harry Potter
• Hermione Granger
• Ron Weasley
• Draco Malfoy
• Luna Lovegood
• Neville Longbottom
• Fred Wesley
• George Weasley
• Pansy Parkinson
• Blasie Zabini
• Tom Riddle
• Adult Version Sirius Black
• Adult Version Remus Lupin
• Adult Version Severus Snape
• Also I will write for: Mattheo Riddle, Tom Riddle as brothers ( i will also Write for Tom as young Voldemort) Enzo Lorenzo, Theodore Nott
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Gotham:
• Edward Nyggma
• Oswald Cobbelpot
• Fish Mooney
• Jerome Valeska
• Jeremiah Valeska
• Barbara Kean
• Bruce Wayne
• James Gordon
• Selina Kyle
• Poison Ivy
• Victor Zsasz
• Tabitha Galavan
• Harvey Bullock
• I will also write for DC characters who aren’t from the Series, as: Harley Quinn, The Joker, Roman Sionis Etc.
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Friends:
• Rachel Green
• Monica Geller
• Phoebe Buffay
• Joey Tribbiani
• Chandler Bing
• Ross Geller
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Hazbin Hotel:
•Angel Dust
• Charlie Morningstar
• Vaggie
• Cherri Bomb
• Sir Pentious
• Husk
•Alastor
•Vox
•Velvette
•Valentino
•any other character from that fandom
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Helluva Boss:
• Stolas
• Blitzø
• Asmodeus
• Fizzarollie
• Loona
• Millie
• Moxxie
• any other character from this fandom
* you can ask me to add more fandoms, I will add them if I know them <3
That’s all hope you Enjoyed :)
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mezz000 · 3 months
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ranking every Harry Potter character’s wands on how pleasurable they’d be as dildos. (pt 1)
1. Sirius
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Eh. you wouldn’t feel much. 1/10
2. Hermione
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starting to get there. You’d get a little sensation but it wouldn’t be anything to write home about. 2/10
3. Dumbledore
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Welcome to SQUIRT TOWN 💦 Resident: YOU 🫵
9/10. Only because the little holes give me trypophobia.
4. Lucius
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Owch. No thank you. -10/10
5. Snape
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Yawn. Boring. I’d feel absolutely nothing. 0/10
No wonder Lilly left your ass. next
6. Fluer
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Some sensation, I’d squirt a little. But only with time, practice and getting used to. 5/10
7. Ginny
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Now we’re talking. If I were a witch, this is my go-to choice. Not too thick or girthy, but not too smooth or plain either. Just enough ridges and bumps all in the right places. And a nice sexy sheen black coat. 10/10
8. Luna Lovegood
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Also a nice choice. The bit where the thick becomes thin would hit the g-spot nicely with enough friction + shoulder motion. 8/10
9. George
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2/10
10. Hagrid
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That’s an umbrella.
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fandomassimilator · 15 days
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I know people hc that Fred II and Roxanne are the next generation of Weasley twins but I always imagine it as Molly and Lucy. Percy watched Fred die, so emotional damage, and identical or not, he would still know to raise his daughters like different people without as much pressure of ‘the Weasley twins’ on them. It follows the pattern of the sibling of the twins having the next generation.
Screw it, rant time. You can tell which gen people prefer by how they characterize the next gen. Rose isnt the next Hermionie, Hugo isnt just another Ron, Albus isnt Regulous, Scorbus isnt Drarry or Jegulous for that matter. Most importantly, kids named after dead people arent those people. The pressure of having to live up to James Potter, Sirius Black, and Fred Weasley isnt going to shape these kids into them.
Imagine it like this: Mcgonagall sees the names James Sirius, Fred II, Teddy Lupin, and thinks it’s all over. But James is a good kid, he likes being liked. He plays Quidditch, but isn’t obsessed with it. They pull the occasional prank, but it’s nothing ingenious. They grew up on stories of the mauaders, prewetts and Weasley how can you blame them. Teddy tutors younger-years, James makes non-magical maps for first-years, Fred’s fireworks are the silent type as to not wake anyone. All is well.
Then Lilly Luna Potter strolls in, followed closely by the next generation of twins. Lily’s in Slytherin, Molly in Gryphindor and Lucy in Ravenclaw, though Mcgonagall finds herself questioning it twice a week. They have access to three common rooms, the RoR, Lilly nicks the Mauaders map from James three weeks in, Albus lets them borrow the invisibility cloak. Gravity is reversed in the great hall, everyone’s dragonhide gloves are filled with itching powder, thornless roses block corridors, hundreds of marbles are released down the staircases. Mcgonagall writes to Percy twice to confirm he only has two children because Argus keeps swearing there are four, one in each house.
It’s a miracle to see any of them wearing the correct tie, Huffelpuff tries to stay out of it, a ‘war’ starts between the entire house of Ravenclaw and Slytherin that ends with a school-wide assembly because oh my gods its all the geniuses of the school going to war the Gryphindors and Huffelpuffs need to actually learn. Molly plays Beater for Ravenclaw, Lily takes Teddys job of commentator. In third year Iily and Alice Longobottom take polyjuice so there actually are four of them during Christmas dinner, Rose has never looked so afraid.
Molly gets every detention, though probably split them 50/5o with Lucy. Lucy’s record is perfect as a Result, she makes prefect. A mistake. She catches a group of muggleborns trying to set up Wi-Fi and actively helps them. Lily finds out she inherited Parseltounge from her dad in fifth year, they of course turn the Chamber of Secrets into a lounge (their parents had the baskalisk cleared out) Most letters send home say: ‘Something has happened, we cant prove it was your daughter, but who else could train two hundred garden snakes to follow Albus around so kids stop picking on him’
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marine-indie-gal · 10 months
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Greek/Roman Pantheon Headcanon Voices
Ok, so after having much retconning headcanon thoughts, I’ve decided to make up a new and improve list of some headcanon voices that I had in mind for each of the Gods from both the Greek and Roman Pantheon if they were to appear in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Greek Pantheon
King Cronus - Gerald Butler (Stoick The Vast from "How To Train Your Dragon")
Queen Rhea - Angelina Jolie (Maleficent)
Salacia - Anya Taylor-Joy (Princess Peach from "The Super Mario Bros. Movie")
Emperor Zeus - Tom Ellis (Lucifer Morningstar from "Lucifer")
Lord Hades - Alan Cumming (Bog King from "Strange Magic")
Empress Hera - Cissy Jones (Lilith Clawthorne from "The Owl House")
Demeter - Helena Bonham Carter (Mayrin from "The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance")
Hestia - Deedee Magno (Pearl from "Steven Universe")
Lady Persephone -  Amy Adams (Giselle from "Enchanted")
Hermes - Ashton Kutcher (Elliot from "Open Season")
Ares - Ansel Elgort (Tommy Ross from "Carrie")
Hephaestus - Herman Tømmeraas
Aphrodite - Sydney Sweeney
Dionysus - Rhys Darby (Hypno-Potamus from "Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles")
Apollo - Robert Sheehan (Klaus Hargreeves from "The Umbrella Academy")
Artemis - Hailee Steinfeld (Vi from "Arcane")
Athena - Toks Olagundoye (Mel Medarda from "Arcane")
Eris - Kristin Chenoweth (Maleficent from "Descendants")
Hecate - Bette Midler (Winifred Sanderson from "Hocus Pocus")
Hebe - Kyla Kowalewski (Anais Watterson from "The Amazing World of Gumball")
Eileithyia - Tati Gabrielle (Willow Park from "The Owl House")
Enyo - Jessica Darrow (Luisa Madrigal from "Encanto")
Zagreus - Rider Strong (Tom Lucitor from "Star vs. The Forces of Evil")
Melinoe - Claire Corlette (Sweetie Belle from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic")
Pan - David Tennant (Crowley from "Good Omens")
Roman Pantheon
Lord Saturn - Idris Elba (Shere Khan from "The Jungle Book")
Lady Ops - Tilda Swinton (Alithea from "Three Thousand Years of Longing")
Emperor Jupiter - Kerry Shale (Harold Wilson from "The Amazing World of Gumball)
Lord Pluto - Brian Stokes Mitchell (Elktaur from "Centaurworld")
Empress Juno - Georgina Leahy (Stella Goetia from "Helluva Boss")
Ceres -  Anne Hathaway (Queen Mirana from "Alice in Wonderland")
Vesta - Ella Kenion (Delilah from "101 Dalmatian Street")
Lady Proserpina - Mia Wasikowska (Alice from "Alice in Wonderland")
Mercury - Alex Hirsch (King from "The Owl House")
Mars - Michael Kovach (Niles from "SMG4")
Vulcan - Daniel Sharman (Troy Otto from "Fear The Walking Dead")
Venus - Natasia Demetriou (Cala Maria from "The Cuphead Show")
Bacchus - Dana Snyder (Gazpacho from "Chowder")
Phoebus - Marcus Scribner (Bow from "She-Ra and The Princess of Power")
Diana - Zendaya
Minerva - Tabitha St. Germain (Princess Luna from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic")
Discordia - Zoe Moss (Baroness Von Bon Bon from "The Cuphead Show")
Trivia - Miranda Richardson (Lady Van Tassel from "Sleepy Hollow")
Juventas - Andrea Libman (Fluttershy from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic")
Lucina - Erica Lindbeck (Emira Blight from "The Owl House")
Bellona - Elizabeth Banks (Lucy "Wyldstyle" from "The Lego Movie")
Plutus - Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy from the "Harry Potter" film series)
Macaria - Lilly Bartlam (Skye from "Paw Patrol")
Faunus - Kayvan Novak (Nandor from "What We Do In The Shadows")
Sea Heirs
Proteus - Jack Dylan Grazer (Alberto Scorfano from "Luca")
Benthesikyme - Elle Fanning (Aurora from "Maleficent")
Kymopoleia - Sophia Lillis (Beverly Marsh from "IT")
Rhode - Dakota Fanning (Coraline Jones from "Coraline")
Isabelle - Anna Kendrick (Poppy from "Trolls")
Ruby - Sofia Carson (Pipp Petals from "My Little Pony: A New Generation")
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robinbuckleyshotgf · 2 years
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[🌼] introduction
[🧃] hey! my name is charlie! i’m gonna use my writing skills on the internet so thats why im here! i hope you enjoy my writing!
[🫧] my rules are very important. if you do not obey them, then it will result in me blocking you. please respect my boundaries and rules.
[🌈] rules:
~ dni if you are an nsfw blog
~ i will not write smut with minors. the only exception is if that they are aged up to over 18.
~ if you are requesting a celebrity and they have boundaries, please respect them.
~ i only do x reader. i can do female, male, trans, genderfluid, gender neutral and other genders.
~ if requesting a reader with a different gender, please specify their pronouns.
~ use your imagination!! make it silly! i really dont mind!!
~ dont sexualise me or send me weird messages in my inbox please.
[🌊] fandoms:
IT 2017- Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Finn Wolfhard, Wyatt Oleff, Jaeden Martell, Sophia Lillis
A Series Of Unfortunate Events- Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire (platonic only), Duncan Quagmire, Isadora Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire, Malina Weissman
Stranger Things- Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Max Mayfield, Dustin Henderson, Steve Harrington, Robin Buckley, Jane ”Eleven” Hopper, Jonathan Byers, Nancy Wheeler, Eddie Munson, Joe Keery, Sadie Sink, Noah Schnapp, Millie Bobby Brown, Gaten Materazzo, Maya Hawke
Harry Potter- Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Cedric Diggory, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Tom Riddle, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Tom Felton
Arcane: League Of Legends- Violet (Vi), Jinx (Powder), Caitlyn, Ekko, Mylo, Claggor, Hailee Steinfield
My Hero Academia- Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Shoto Todoroki, Ochaco Uraraka, Ejiro Kirishima, Denki Kaminari, Tsuyu Asui, Mina Ashido, Tenya Iida
Heartstopper- Charlie Spring (Only male), Nick Nelson, Ben Hope, Harry Greene, Darcy Olsson (Only Female), Tara Jones (Only Female), Tao Xu, Tori Spring, Elle Argent, Aled Last
I Am Not Okay With This- Sydney Novak, Stanley Barber, Dina (i dont know what her last name is😭)
Metal Lords- Hunter Sylvester, Kevin Schlieb, Emily Spector, Adrian Greensmith, Isis Hainsworth
The Goldfinch- Boris Pavlikovsky, Theo Decker
[🌸] prompts:
~ Angst
”please stop lying to me.”
”i dont care.”
”please dont cry”
”what makes you think i would want to date you?”
”just shut up for once in your goddamn life!”
”am i going to die?”
“when did you fall out of love with me?”
”are you leaving me?”
” dating you was the worse mistake ive ever made.”
”loving you is a fucking death sentence.”
”i shouldnt love you, but i couldnt help it.”
”always knew that you were too damn selfish.”
”i dont know if i can look you in the eyes after what you’ve done.”
”it’s only 2.am..”
”please dont hide from me.”
”dont take another step in my direction.”
”i wish we met before they convinced you life is war.”
”you are the worst thing that has ever happened to me.”
~ Fluff
”let me walk you home, hm?”
”i wanted to say i love you without stuttering. but i failed.”
”ugh i cant reach it!”
”stop being so goddamn cute.”
”you dont need all that candy, do you?”
”call me as soon as you get there.”
”did you just- throw salt at me!?” ”im not fucking possessed!”
”cuddles please!”
”hey love, can you help me out?” ”im gay and i need a few dollars”
”thats not true! my wife is a bitch and i like her very much.”
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
”you motherfucker! never do that again!”
” i have no idea what you are talking about.”
”what the actual fu-“ ”HEY GET OUT!”
“im only here for the dog.”
~ Smut 🌝
“come over here and make me.”
”kiss me.”
”looks like we are trapped in here for a while..”
”you heard me. take. it. off.”
”keep looking at me like that and we might not make it to bed.”
”if we werent in public right now, i would have my head in between your legs.”
”i want to taste you.”
”dont be shy now, sit on my face.”
”is that my shirt?”
“be quiet.”
”use your words, baby.”
”what if someone hears us?”
”oh fuck yes, just like that.”
“need any help with that?”
“were you just masturbating?” - “what?! no neve-“ ”do you want some help?” - “huh?”
“relax.”
”did you come?”
”shut up slut.”
~ Funny Ones🌚
”im not wearing any underwear, thought you would like to know.”
”YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILST I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!”
”at least we didnt break any laws this time.”
”we are literally fugitives of this state.” - “so no pizza?”
”your pretty.” - “your drunk.”
”excuse you?”
”i might of had a few shots.” - “what they mean by a few is about 20.”
”if you do that again im gonna chuck you out the window- what are you doing?” - “checking how high the drop is to see if its worth it.”
”you ate all my noodles! you’ve lost toilet paper privledges.”
”OI THATS MY HOODIE LOSER!”
”haha thats so funny!” *pulls out gun* ”say it again!”
”DUDE STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING BLANKETS!”
”your bleeding!” - “oh yeah no shit sherlock!”
”for fucks sake- MOVE!”
”hey wouldnt it be funny if we made out right now?”
[⚡️] thank you for reading! have a great day!! :))
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chuckyslivinghell · 7 months
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more Harry Potter headcanons for you
-Marlene painting Sirius nails while gossiping 
-Lilly loves Alice in Wonderland 
-Draco did not want to please his father out of fear, he wanted to please his father out of love and fear to let him down (Draco is spoiled af)
-everytime the Marauders had a game night one of them ended up crying (most of the time James or Sirius, they are the biggest drama queens) 
-many people thought that Lilly and Remus are dating, because they were always spend time togehter 
-Alice and Frank were in Gryffindor 
-when Remus uses the patronous he thinks about Sirius 
-Ron lost his rat one time and found it eating all is sweets 
-Neville and Luna are autistic 
-Buckbeak is James, Hedwig is Lily and Crookshanks is Regulus (is see this headcanon everytime and I love it)
-Remus and Sirius are always arguing if Queen or David Bowie is better
-Luna has Tarot cards 
-Ginny always plays with Lunas hair 
-Narcissa cried when Andromeda left, Bellatrix tried to be strong for her sister
-Barty and Pandora attended the Juleball togehter, because both of them didn‘t have a date
-Neville always gets lost 
-Regulus has a black cat 
-Harry called Molly mum one time 
-Ron has adhd 
-Sirius called James mum
-Sirius would always sing or hum to himself 
-James is a ABBA fan and Peter enjoys it too
-James buys Lily flowers everytime she had a bad day 
-James always turning his homework in for Remus when it was fullmoon, McGonagall knew but never said anything 
-Bellatrix is satanic 
-Draco has thousands of different hair products 
-Draco loves rings 
-Draco stares at ferrets in terror if he sees one 
-Draco is ashamed of his dark mark
-Harry is bad at math and dyslexic 
With the help of my friends @honamiiskinnie and @onesillylesbian
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harmonyandco · 1 year
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In one Universe Harry Potter died as a baby when Voldemort attacked. But James and Lilly Potter lived.
19 years Past and Dumbledore Summoned a Warrior from an Alternate Universe.
In this alternate Universe Harry Potter Survived. His parents died and he was left with his aunt but she leaves him at an orphanage where he gets adopted by an older woman.
He joins Hogwarts and falls in love with Hermione Granger and they start dating.
When Harry fights Voldemort and his death eaters he fights to kill.
He only cares about Hermione, Neville , Luna and his adoptive mother.
But they all get Killed by Voldemort And his death eaters.
He is 19 years old and is one of the most powerful wizards of the decade.
When he is forcefully pulled into an alternate Universe to fight Voldemort again.
Must include Bad Dumbledore, Snape. Harry X Hermione Powerful Harry. Dark Harry
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