#peter is confused

[ravens-roth]

I never really made a friend after that, except for one…

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE

#spider man across the spider verse #miles morales #gwen stacy #atsv #across the spiderverse #filmgifs #filmedit #atsvedit #dailymilesmorales #dailymarvel #userraffa #peter parker #cinemapix #userrobin #useraurore #dailyflicks #ghostflower #gwiles #mygifs #if you’re confused about the subs on the right i used the original audio instead of the digital release cause fuck that #VIEW ON DESKTOP FOR HIGHER QUALITY #specifically the black and white gifs look bad on mobile for some odd reason idk why if anyone has tips on how to fix that please dm me:)

[mikakuna]

i have this thing where i involuntarily make really high pitched noises because i literally cannot help it. it's basically a vocal stim.

so now i'm imagining baby jay during his robin run who has little vocal stims that sound like a baby chick. he already looks like one with his yellow cape wrapped completely around him and only his little wide-eyed face poking out.

sometimes he gets so excited or worked up during patrol that he makes baby chick noises while hopping around and hiding in bruce's cape. it just happens, okay! bruce absolutely loves it-- he imagines his inner self just falling to his knees and clutching his heart because oh his little baby is so precious...

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bruce: robin, this is superman and wonder woman.

little jay who's so happy he can't form words: *squeaky baby chick noises*

#jay baby is just very precious #he tilts his head like a puppy when he's confused #the manor floor has a dent from how many times bruce falls to his knees #happy baby jason just casually making grown adults fall to their knees because he's so cute #jason todd #red hood #jason peter todd #robin jason todd #second robin #batman #bruce wayne #bruce and jason #superman #clark kent #wonder woman #diana prince

[theshadowrealmitself]

Peter Parker, terrible at lying, trying to explain why he’s in Wade Wilson’s apartment without revealing that he’s there for Spiderman related reasons, looking the Avenger’s straight in the eyes and claiming he’s Wade’s life coach

#Spiderman #spider man #spider-man #Peter Parker #Deadpool #peter b parker #peter benjamin parker #wade wilson #Wade w Wilson #wade winston wilson #not technically spideypool but in my eyes definitely the start of spideypool shenanigans #the avengers #I’m not sure who actually it’d be funniest for him to say it to #like to me funniest would be prof x but he’d know immediately why Peter was lying #I want people to be confused cause that’s def a lie but what….could possibly be the truth? #settled on avengers

[qcomicsy]

I lowkey like how Peter kept doing dumb shit even after the whole "with great powers comes great responsibilities" because it's peak teenage behavior. Like he is genuinely trying but the lack of commons sense will get him in trouble you know?

#very realistic #when you get over the sixties style it becomes really enjoyable on how stan lee genuinely remembers how it feels to be young and confuse #q talks #q talks comics #peter parker #spider-man

[stxar-pvnk]

Peter: Mr stark. Are you... adopting something?

Tony sweating nervously: nO!-

Peter: oh good I'm allergic to cats!

Tony shakily putting the adoption papers for him away in the new ironspider suit for later

#spiderman #tony stark #peter parker #irondad and spider son #iron man #mcu marvel avengers #irondad and spiderson #spiderson headcanon #WE LOVE CONFUSED PETER #adopt peter already tony. #mcu incorrect quotes

[drempen]

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Og and jpeg versions

#his ass is confused #❓️ #spider man #spider man fanart #panel redraw #my art #comicart #peter parker #marvel #marvel fanart #comics #gif

[prettyboyincc]

#he’s a bit confused but he’s got the spirit #my friend said the text was his wife and i found that funny #columbo #lieutenant columbo #peter falk #columbo fanart

[foolsocracy]

congrats noir for having the coolest looking spider senses

#the comic writers were like yeah this is sick. put it in #and thank god they did #eldrich girlies #peter benjamin parker #spider noir #spider man noir #my art #spiderverse #marvel #annoying and confusing af to draw tho LMAO

[saintofaugust]

thinking abt edmund pevensie.. who gets cranky when tired, who has a fondness for food especially sweets, who ate dirt he thought was chocolate.. thinking abt 10 yr old edmund pevensie who wanted to build roads in narnia.. thinking abt 11 year old edmund pevensie who fiercely defends his older sister, abt early twenties edmund pevensie who at all costs will protect his older sister.. thinking abt edmund pevensie who is a rock climber, who had once beat susan in archery, who had swiftly beheaded someone in battle.. thinking abt edmund pevensie who enjoys reading detective novels, who is interested in trains & railways.. thinking abt edmund pevensie who is his older brothers right hand man, who is his younger sisters most loyal ally,

#the chronicles of narnia #tcon #narnia #edmund pevensie #peter pevensie #susan pevensie #lucy pevensie #the pevensies #pevensie siblings #is my math correct lmfao #love that cs lewis casually gives us these information #honestly why i find it confusing when people say the pevensies are boring did we read the same books or

[invalidname19]

10ft

#mb that I haven’t posted in a while got caugh in a crash #spiderman #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #spiderman across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderman2099 #peter b parker #peter parker #miguel o hara #across the spiderverse #mayday parker #peter x miguel #spiderdads #spiderman atsv #spider man: across the spider verse #ngl I was so confused #like why was my car moving so violently? #then I saw the other car getting ram into mine 💀 #this happened in the freeway which suck even more

[paxny]

Lotr where everything is the same except Boromir is the only character who isn’t a muppet.

Every single other character that appears is played by a muppet. But Boromir is still Sean Bean.

My man would be so, so confused it would be great.

#let him be the token human on Sesame Street #Boromir is confused 90% of the time #let’s just increase that for funsies #boromir #boromir son of denethor #gondor #lord of the rings #lotr #tolkien #middle earth #peter jackson #Peter Jackson’s lotr #the fellowship of the ring #aragorn #legolas greenleaf #gimli son of gloin #gandalf #frodo baggins #sam gamgee #pippin took #merry brandybuck #muppets in lotr

[swag696942069]

Headcanon that Peter wrote fanfics about his friends.

All the girls at Hogwarts go CRAZY over it.

All his friends are confused when they caugh wind of it and come to find that they're actually accurate.

No one knows its actually Peter whose writing it till Sirius walks in on him "studying" one night.

#fic like this when #peter pettigrew #peter is a ao3 girlie #sirius isn't even mad at first #hes just confused #sirius black #james potter #mary macdonald #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #remus lupin #dorcas meadowes #jegulus #marauders #pandora rosier #fanfic

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miguel: "99.9% of the people I know are stupid."

Peter B Parker: "I’m the 1%!"

Miguel: "Are you? Are you really?"

#source: tumblr #my boi peter got that confusion dad brain melt this movie #spiderverse #into the spider verse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #peter b parker #peter benjamin parker #miguel o'hara #miguel is so dont lets be honest #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse #across the spiderverse

[ghostlymarauder]

the marauders but Remus is fluent in Gaelic and Sirius is fluent in French, so every time they fight they end up switching languages and Remus sounds like doing some ancient spell while Sirius sounds like he's possessed by the devil

#marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #the maruaders #padfoot #moony #james potter #peter pettigrew #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #and james is just staring in confusion

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: Peter we've talked about this!

Peter: ...

Tony: The metal stays outside, the blood stays inside!

#thats too confusing #peter gets easily confused #especially when he's lost 2 litres of blood #peter parker #spiderman #ironman #irondad #spiderson #tony stark #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #139

NWH AU where Tony's been in a coma this whole time. He still is. But the world thinks he's dead.

One day, Rhodey is in some science place (maybe SI, maybe a community college where he was giving a speech?) and he sees this kid tinkering who looks exactly like Tony Stark. The teen Tony Stark from when he first met him at MIT. Even down to the mannerisms. He goes up and has a brief conversation with this stranger, just curious. Then he leaves.

Unbeknownst to the kid, Peter, Rhodey managed to grab something for a DNA test. The kid just looked too much like his best friend. Like seeing a ghost

When they analyze the DNA, they learn that this kid is in fact Tony's biological son

Rhodey goes back to find the kid, this time bringing Happy. Peter gets to have the super fun conversation where two people who should know him but don't tell him that the person he saw as a father was his actual father, only it's too late

They convince Peter to come with them eventually. And Peter gets the shock of his entire life

Over the next little while, at Tony's bedside, Peter gets to know Morgan (who he would've seen as a sister anyway but this is insane). He also gets reacquainted with Rhodey, Happy, and Pepper, who all admittedly find him a bit sus with how much he seems to know.

But...this is Tony's kid. His son. So they let him be there, let him talk to Tony and hold his hand. 

Finally, finally, Tony wakes up.

And it turns out, being in a coma and thought dead by the entire world, including wizards, makes one exempt from certain magic

Bonus:

As he sits by Tony's bedside, Peter has to grapple with a lot of emotions. One of them is the realization that he was never actually related to Uncle Ben, which makes him feel like his uncle and aunt died for nothing

Pepper helps him through it. Even not knowing him the way she once did, she knows plenty about guilt complexes and chosen family. She assures Peter that he's still a Parker, no matter what, and that his aunt and uncle wouldn't have given him up for the world

Another thing Peter deals with is the fear of Tony waking up and not knowing him. It breaks his heart just thinking about it.

Cue THE most relieving hurt/comfort reunion ever imagined

#peter (crying): you remember me? #tony (also crying): obviously?? I did all this to bring you back #ironfam: the hell tony?? why didn't you ever tell us you had a son?!?! #tony: what? you guys know peter.. #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #miscommunication and confusion continue until they finally get through to tony that peter is not just his emotional son #he is also his biological son #tony: ...HOW has this not come up before??? kid we did all those tests on your freaky spider dna- #entire room: YOUR SON IS SPIDER-MAN?!?! #iron dad and spider son #tony stark #peter parker #nwh fix-it #endgame who? #ironfam #tony once he somehow restores FRIDAY'S files and discovers she literally did run a paternity test: why didn't you tell me this hon? #FRIDAY: all data indicated that you already knew and were acting as peter's father #queueueueue #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :) #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements