#peter says shit

[synaptic-habit]

i think there's a connection here

#peter says shit #joshua graham #matthew mcconaughey #fallout #fallout new vegas #new vegas

[lunarlivs]

pov: you’re harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds

their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3

#just the og’s #i love this one #idk what to say #also tag urself #i’m def peter or remus #marauders #marauders fanart #marauders era #fanart #wolfstar #marauders fandom #remus lupin #remus lupin fanart #sirius black #sirius black fanart #james potter #james potter fanart #lily evans #lily evans fanart #harry potter #harry potter fanart #mary mcdonald #mary mcdonald fanart #peter pettigrew #peter pettigrew fanart #marlene mckinnon #marlene mckinnon fanart #wow that’s a shit load of tags

[dimensionzero]

now that he's managed to dodge all his canon event trauma I think pavitr should get a running joke where he's just immune to spider-man luck

#like the spot throws him through a portal during a fight and he just so happens to land in a laundry basket full of blankets or something #and then peter b gets thrown through the same portal and goes flying past to crash-land directly into a dumpster #thats the energy im looking for #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #pavitr prabhakar #after some horrific shit: 'well... at least its not raining!' pavitr says. everyone eyes the sky in apprehension. it stays clear. #'yeah' miles says cautiously. 'i guess this couldnt get any worse.' #it immediately starts to rain

[avocadoraisin]

hits the Saw characters with my shrink ray

#“i want to draw more angst” i say before drawing the dumbest shit ever #also i put so much more energy into this than i meant to please clap #also shoutout to all the doomed lovers all wearing white what the fuck #im suddenly very into the idea of them all interacting and talking about their insane partners #saw #saw franchise #saw fanart #coffinshipping #chainshipping #shotgunshipping #adam faulkner #adam faulkner stanheight #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #lynn denlon #amanda young #peter strahm #mark hoffman #sawposting #drawing #lynnmanda #hoffstrahm #lord help me thats a lot of tags

[andthebeanstalk]

Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

#original #the last unicorn #tlu #peter s beagle #molly gru #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first! #my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped! #no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different. #to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life! #but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol #because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb #the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!! #my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘 #i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful. #and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE #mostly zoro's blades from One Piece #normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and #then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU #and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: We've known each other for a long time, right? I think you've learned to respect me

Tony: Eh, maybe a little

Peter: Well, get ready to stop

#Tony actually respected Peter more after hearing what he wanted to say #Peter was on a school trip to Hells Kitchen #someone was being mugged so he went to help as spiderman #Daredevil was also around and went to help #Peter had never seen daredevil before so thought he was also trying to mug her #he beat the shit out of daredevil #then daredevil told him he was a good giy repeatedly #peter felt so bad and took his phone to call someone to get him #foggy arrived and took Matt to get changed (in a dumpster much to foggys dismay) #peter almost had a heart attack when he saw matt with glasses and a cane and realised he'd just beaten up a blind man #peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #marvel #ironman #irondad #incorrect peter parker #mcu #marvel cinematic universe

[marvelflame2010]

Rocket lecturing Y/n after she did something stupid: Kid, can you just get on my level here for a minute?

Y/n: *sits criss-cross applesauce on the floor*

Rocket: ...

Y/n: 😊

Rocket grabbing Y/n's nose and twisting it: Listen here you little shit

BONUS:

Peter: Y/n, why is your nose all red

Y/n: I regret nothing

#incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect avengers #avengers incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect #rocket raccoon #guardians of the galaxy 3 #guardians of the galaxy incorrect quotes #rocket raccoon incorrect quotes #star lord #peter quill #rocket raccoon x platonic reader #am i the only one who says criss cross applesauce? #incorrect quotes #incorrect guardians of the galaxy #rocket gotg #gotg 3 #y/n you little shit

[marlenacantswim]

David Tennant Smoking in Fright Night (2011)

bonus:

get it bc he's smoking hahahaaahaha

#i've said it before and i'll say it again: it sucks that smoking is unhealthy and smells nasty #bc oh my lord does it look so attractive #delicately holding something in your mouth while curtained in roiling smoke??? #streaming from your face as you breathe??? #whatever. anyways i need peter vincent. i need him. he'd make the perfect trophy husband. #and if i can't have him then i need david tennant to take more roles where he dresses like this. and wears eyeliner. #because holy fucking shit oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god #running my mouth #made this with my hands #david tennant #fright night 2011 #fright night #peter vincent #cw smoking #cw blood

[mikakuna]

dc scoring in the 80s by creating a robin with a poverty-stricken home life, addict stepmom, complicated father, followed up by said mom's death and father's jailing causing the kid to be homeless, and overall making a robin who was very relatable to lower class dc fans, simultaneously upgrading their diverse character rep game.... just to turn around and kill off said robin and make the next two robins back to being rich as fuck and having those robins talk the most shit about a dead child who came from the worst streets in gotham.... is just soooo.....

#dc the shit stains you are #not even mentioning how bruce would constantly say he was saving jason from a life of crime #just bc this kid lived in the poorest neighbourhood in gotham #batman is a great man but you can't take away his true upper class roots #the fact that dc did this is just so weird #fine you wanted to kill jason off whatever #but to replace him with a rich kid and then another rich kid #and have those robins be the best to ever serve bruce while jason was the worst #???? #the undertones are so obvious #jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #red robin #robin #dc #damian wayne

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #144

Peter Parker sounds just like Spider-Man. This is something that the students of Midtown find hilarious

Soon, Peter's getting comments in the halls like, "Hey are you that kid who sounds like Spider-Man?" "Uhhh I mean -" "Holy shit it's truuue" and, "Hey Parker, say, 'Hiya Mister Criminal'' "(sigh) Hiya Mister criminal-"

It becomes a daily bit on the school news: they put Peter in the cheapest, most ridiculous Spider-Man mask imaginable and get him to say wild stuff, whatever Midtown students can think of. Like that bit at the end of Honest Trailers.

(Peter may or may not go slightly viral saying some Stuff about the Rogue Avengers in his "Spider-Man voice." Tony may or may not nearly piss himself laughing about it when he finds out.

Spider-Man himself has yet to comment.)

#this may be crack but it's 100% realistic #don't tell me if you had a classmate whose voice sounded EXACTLY like a celebrity you wouldn't get them to say wild shit #'marcus sounds just like obama' 'omg marcus say: can we cancel homework for ever yes we can' #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #also how long does this miscommunication last #I mean the longer the funnier obviously #does mj ensure that she is strategically placed to witness her peers when the identity reveal happens & inevitable meltdown occurs #if your answer isn't yes actually yes it is #peter parker #tony stark #spider-man #midtown students #academic decathlon #queueueueue #weekly reminder that I love you all but am too busy to be human :) #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want I just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[sandinthepipes]

Me shaking Peter Jackson by the shoulders like a stuck vending machine: IF THEY'RE NOT GAY WHY EVERYTHING ELSE? WHY PETER? WHAT IS THAT?

#i have OPINIONS about the artistic choices in the hobbit movie #i just wome up from a bagginshield dream #and then laid there for like 20 minutes staring at the ceiling replaying all the events from the movie #like thorin right the middle of his gold madness gifts bilbo the second most valuable thing in the entire mountain #a fucking CHAINMAIL SHIRT OF MITHRIL #IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOLD MADNESS #and then what whas all that talk in the tunnels where they look at each other like they hung the moon???????? #thorin the eagles?????????? #HE WAS-?????????????? #absolute madness from mr peter Jackson that's what I'm saying #and it's not like you can say 'oh but the book' #the book doesn't even have 1/10th of that whole homoerotic shit #lotr is full of homoeroticism but the hobbit? certainly not between thorin and bilbo #mr peter jackson please i am begging on my knees can you please explain your artistic choices to me becauae I'm loosing sleep over it #bagginshield #the hobbit #thorin x bilbo #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #thorin #bilbo

[rentumblsstuff]

Every time I hear that one viral audio that’s like

“Babe, come back to bed!”

“Not now, Darling, I’m not done with my online banking.”

“FUCK, that’s so hot!!”

“That’s why I do it.”

I always think of Paulkins and Lautski and I can’t figure out which it fits more lmao

#hatchetfield #starkid #where is this audio from #paul matthews #emma perkins #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #paulkins #lautski #it could be more Lautski because Steph is sapiosexual and finds his nerdy shit hot #or it could be Emma because in Forever and Always Emdroid says it’s a turn on that he stays at the job he hates for health insurance #it just depends on what brand of pathetic you decide it is I guess

[too-much-heaven-on-his-mind]

BROOOO, WHAT IF ELIAS IS JUST A NORMAL MIDDLE-OLD AGE DUDE MARRIED (FOR LOVE, NOT GREED) TO A LONELY SAILOR WHO IS NOT SO LONELY BECAUSE HE NEVER FELL TO THE TRAP OF THAT FEAR AND THROUGH LOVE ACTUALLY LEARNED TO BE VERY SOCIAL AND THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER AND THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING GWEN BOUCHARD-LUKAS (THE LUKAS IS SILENT)

#Tmagp #The magnus protocol #elias bouchard #peter lukas #gwen bouchard #The magnus archives #Lonely eyes #Idk man I'm just saying shit rn #I just want the horrible people from the other universe to be okay and happy here #And not even once divorced bc they're just crazy about each other!!

[greenerteacups]

Are there any other wizarding families that are underexplored in canon and pique your interest in a similar way to the Blacks?

This is a unique function of what food my brain worms like to eat, but no one's doing it like the Blacks. The drama? The intrigue? The Gothic horror? The prodigal sons and lost daughters and killers and sinners and martyrs and saints? The wizard Catholicism of it all? The story of the House of Black is the best book never written.

#i do think the potters could benefit from fleshing out #like harry's got no cousins or grandparents on his dad's side and that's weird to me #because his parents were... 22? so... how early did james's parents die? and how? because they're not old enough for natural causes #though to be honest. if i could add one backstory to canon it wouldn't be the potters OR the blacks #it would be peter pettigrew and the story of his betrayal #most important decision in the whole fucking series. lynchpin of the novels' decade-spanning plot #and it's like. whoops. motivation machine broke! #WHY did he do it? we have no mcfucking clue #the potters and blacks are cool to think about but ultimately just extra dressing for the plot #understanding peter pettigrew is crucial to understanding why the novels happen and we simply don't! #EDIT: just remembered the pottermore canon that the Potters have james when they're much older and that's why they're not around #that's not satisfying to me for 2 reasons 1: wizards canonically have longer-than-normal lifespans #and 2: doesn't explain how/why the Evanses disappear after Lily's death #like I'm not saying they COULDN'T die — obviously could! my grandparents were all dead before my 20s #but that was like. cancer. and in one case aggressively accelerated liver failure #just like a throwaway line or something to clear it up would've been cool #since it's not so much a plot hole as a plot pothole #we can get over it but shit's smoother without

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

"we all agree that there's no non-shippy explanation for this scene right" and it's literally one character calling another son/kid/bro/sis/any moniker typically used to signify platonic affection

#ppl can ship whatever they want i do not care but it's so infuriating when they claim it's universal when they pulled it out of their arses #this is specifically about the shit in my 'for you' tab about gotg3 #NO THE ARROW SCENE WAS NOT SHIPPY WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT #yondu literally calls kraglin 'boy.' the scene is like lifted straight from the one where he tells peter to use his heart to defeat ego. #it's the same wording and everything. if the scene cementing yondu as peter's mentor is echoed with the arrow scene... #maybe it's about kraglin being yondu's mentee in the same way peter was???? #maybe bc kraglin's jealousy of yondu's parental love for peter is blatant subtext in gotg2?? bc kraglin isn't that much older than peter??? #'no other explanation' i can give you 10 of those. you can derive whatever interpretation you want from this but don't say it's the only on #gotg3 #kraglin obfonteri #yondu udonta #guardians of the galaxy vol.3 #peter quill

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Pete, Ruth and Richie: *Playing smash bros*

Ruth: *dies yet again*

Ruth: You guys are too good at this. This is abusement.

#my little sib said it #and i had to #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #but ruth is specifically bad at smash bros #i like to think ruth is bad at video games #also pete and richie #theyre all shit at video games but theyre fun #shes great at mario kart tho #richie lipschitz #incorrect quotes #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #source: my life #source: tumblr #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tbh i just think shes most likely to say abusment