#roy/jason

[cactusspatz]

March recs

Much delayed by travel and post-travel virus that turned into laryngitis (yayyy), but please enjoy!

DCU

All gen unless marked otherwise.

Say Uncle by Megaerakles

Tim is prepared to take the steps necessary to ensure that Bruce will not feel obligated to adopt Tim when a comatose Jack Drake inevitably dies. But what could be better than preventing Bruce from ending up with a son he doesn't want? Bringing back the one he does.

Jason agrees to the Replacement's stupid, stupid plan to invite some strange adult man he's never met to come live with him, if only to keep the idiot alive long enough for him to serve his purpose in the Great Red Hood Revenge Scheme.

Might this new roommate situation have an impact on either of their worldviews? Surely not...

Tim, why are you LIKE this.... *facepalm* I really didn't think the Fake Uncle Scheme TM could get any more insane but this fic does it with style. (thanks to @smilebackwards for the rec! and the next one lol)

The Seven-Layer-Dip From Hell by Oberon Bronze

Jason enlists Tim to help him through the stages of a 48-hour fear toxin trip in exchange for a favour, on one condition -- Tim can't call any of the bats for help, no matter what happens. Tim, thankfully, will do quite literally anything to get his family all under one roof again.

Emotionally messy delicious h/c, and the sequel doubles down on the goodness.

Prince of Foxes by poisonivory/ @pluckyredhead (Roy/Jason)

Once upon a time, Roy Harper almost had a mate.

Years later, he's kidnapped for a deadly game where shifters are forced to fight to the death for the entertainment of the humans who despise them. All he wants to do is escape—that is, until he recognizes one of the other shifters: a feral wolf who, a lifetime ago, was his best friend's little brother. Until he died. Until Roy lost him.

But no force on earth is taking Jason from him again.

Well-written shifter AU with a great look at their relationship over the years (and Jason's death), culminating in a tensely-written period of captivity in a shifter fighting ring (which also has some amazing pit fights).

GAME OF THRONES

So apparently four years is finally enough time for me to read GOT fic again without being swamped by annoyance at the series finale - at least, as long as the fics are VASTLY AU. Which both of these stories are!

The Right Question by Aviss (Jaime/Brienne)

In which Ned asks the right questions at the right time, and Jaime keeps most of his vows. The important ones at least.

aka the one where Jaime hides Elia Martell and her children on Tarth. Very satisfying!

Our Scars Make Us Golden by K_R_Closson (Jaime/Oberyn)

Jaime Lannister drives her sword through Aerys's back to save a kingdom. When her father's armies sack the city and kill those she was sworn to protect, she flees King's Landing, unsure what to do. On her way to Dorne, she runs into Ned Stark who hands her a baby and a purpose, protect the Targaryen heir.

Interesting genderswap AU with a badass Jaime.

MISC

A Light in the Dark by @glimmerglanger (Star Wars, Cody/Obi-Wan)

Sometimes, it seemed Obi-Wan only saw other people across the field of battle.

The only reliable source of contact he had with other living beings - for the past year - had been during a fight. And he had not been able to enjoy such contact, had not been able to sink into the Force and refill his reserves, because all of the men he fought were trying so desperately to kill him and all the people he was trying so hard to protect.

OR, the one where Obi-Wan serves the Republic, Cody serves the Separatists, and they find a way forward anyway.

Loved this! The army-swap AU premise, the captivity h/c, and the hope of the resolution.

The Emperor Gregor Vorbarra special exhibit of the Vorbarr Sultana Fibrecraft Institute by rattyjol (Vorkosigan Saga, gen)

NARRATOR: No record survives of precisely when or how Emperor Gregor first picked up knitting. The first public acknowledgement of the Imperial Hobby was in the thirty-eighth year of his reign, when the Emperor was forty-three. However, it is abundantly clear that the Emperor had been knitting for some years before this. Throughout this audio tour, alongside clips and reenactments, you’ll be hearing reminisces from Princess Olivia herself. Here’s one now:

P. OLIVIA: My father knit almost constantly inside the private Residence. I remember him reading me and my brothers to sleep as children: he would balance the handreader on his knee or the arm of his chair, and go on knitting over top of it. Never dropped a stitch, never skipped a line. And his character voices were legendary.

This is SO sweet, and a great use of fake-documentary style.

#monthly recs #fic rec #dcu #batman #batfam #roy/jason #game of thrones #jaime/brienne #jaime/oberyn #star wars #cody/obi-wan #vorkosigan

[kittymaine]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Dick Grayson/Wally West, Barry Allen & Bruce Wayne & Wally West, Bruce Wayne & Wally West, Roy Harper & Bruce Wayne, Koriand'r & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Kon-El | Conner Kent & Bruce Wayne Characters: Bruce Wayne, Wally West, Roy Harper, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Minor Characters, Koriand'r (DCU), Batfamily Members, Duke Thomas Additional Tags: Tired Bruce Wayne, Tired Parent Bruce Wayne, Minor Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Minor Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Minor Dick Grayson/Wally West, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Bruce Wayne is Good With Kids, to his chargin, Roy Harper is a Little Shit, Batfamily (DCU), Batfamily Dynamics (DCU), Jason Todd Being a Little Shit, Obnoxious Older Brothers, Annoyed Tim Drake, he wants his Kon to stop getting along with his DAD thanks, Good Older Sibling Dick Grayson, Complicated Relationships, Good Uncle Barry Allen, Kon-El | Conner Kent Needs a Hug, Kon-El | Conner Kent Needs An Adult, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Misunderstandings, Of the funniest kind, Domestic Fluff, Wally West is a Batfamily Member, Roy Harper is a Batfamily Member, Kon-El | Conner Kent is a Batfamily Member, honorarily, Kon-El | Conner Kent is a Mess, Bruce Wayne Has Too Many Kids, Jealous Oliver Queen, Teenage Rebellion, that tag is specifically for roy, Tim Drake is So Done, Dick Grayson Being a Little Shit, like brothers do, Crack Treated Seriously, Long-Suffering Duke Thomas, Soft Bruce Wayne, POV Bruce Wayne Series: Part 4 of Batman/DC Fics Summary:

Bruce knows he walks a thin line between Batman and my friend's dad with a lot of the younger heroes. He just isn't sure when they skipped Mister Wayne altogether and he became Uncle B.

(Or, Bruce may have an adoption problem, but this is not his fault. They just showed up.)

#batman #batfam #teen titans #timkon #dick/Wally #roy/Jason #bruce daddies all the titans #its very sweet #Fanfiction #Fic rec

[capriciouswrites]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DCU Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Lian Harper & Roy Harper & Jason Todd Characters: Roy Harper, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Self-Esteem Issues, Jason Todd is Good with Kids, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Comfort, Disagreement, Self Confidence Issues, serious conversations, mention of child trafficking Summary:

Roy thought it was a fact, universally acknowledged, that Jason was the best with children. It was certainly known by all the Outlaws, as well as Donna and Kyle — and Roy had assumed the Bats knew too.

But, well, ass and you and me…

“Wait, what?” he said, as soon as he’d been assigned helping with the traffic’d kids and Jason had been assigned to look out.

#roy/jason #jason/roy #redarse #lol #wrote this for an anon exchange that has since un-anon'd so please enjoy #IT IS A TRUTH UNVERSALLY ACKNOWLEDGED

[sofiaottoman]

Thanksvember Day 12

Thanksvember Day 12: Dick Grayson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Two to Three Weeks (But Who’s Counting) by dietpudding (Batman | Roy/Jason) One-shot [Rated: Mature] Word Count: 11.3k

Summary: Two men fall into some form of relationship. Another one finds out and promptly loses the grasp on his sanity. Such are the trials and tribulations in the life of Dick Grayson.

My thoughts: This is a really fun read. The kind of fic that leaves you feeling lighter and smiling at the end. I love that the story is told mainly from Dick’s point of view. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41063412/

#thanksvember #fanfic rec #batman #roy/jason

[neptunezo]

The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

#batfam #batkids #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #stephanie brown #damian wayne #cassandra cain #roy harper #batman #jayroy #wally west #birdflash #jonathan kent #kon kent #izzy ortiz #timkon #damijon #im clinically insane #please help #man i love batman

[kieran-granola]

A shitty, 5-second night shot clip of Red Hood in the full suit goes viral: it's him casually walking next to a street cat, pausing to look at it, and meowing once.

When he learns about the video, Jason fully expects to be mercilessly mocked by his friends and family.

What actually happens is much worse.

...Because Tim and Steph band together with Roy to steal his helmet and replace it with a version with cat ears.

#jason todd #tim drake #roy harper #batfam #kieran writes #stephanie brown

[chasinkookioe]

I think it’s funny to think that whenever Jason shows up to ANYTHING with a duffle bag the batfamily and co think there could be decapitated heads inside:

Dick: whatcha got there Jason?

Jason: my luggage for the mission??

Dick:

Jason:

Dick:

Jason: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS THERE AREN’T HEADS IN HERE

Dick: THERES ALWAYS THE POSSIBILITY

Jason: I HAVEN’T KILLED ANYONE IN MONTHS

Dick: THAT WE KNOW OF

I imagine that then the Justice League becomes weary of Jason with duffle bags due to the bats. So the outlaws could be helping with a mission and:

Superman: Hood if it’s alright we’d like to search your bag?

Red Hood: there’s just my gear inside

Superman: we just want to double check it is your gear…

Red Hood:

Red Hood: not you guys too

Red Hood: THERE AREN’T ANY DECAPITATED HEADS INSIDE

Arsenal: at this point you should just put heads in there.

Red Hood: I’m not trying to get back on the Justice Leagues Wanted list Roy

#jason todd #dick grayson #clark kent #red hood #nightwing #superman #roy harper #arsenal #red hood and the outlaws #justice league #batfamily #Jason’s bag of decapitaed heads

[hehether]

Batboys with their sometimes-disappeared in Speedforce/ blown up at Sanctuary/ died after beating the shit out of Superboy-Prime/ imprisoned by a twisted version of his dad/ killed after losing a fcking global vote-besties

#batfam #richard grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #superman #conner kent #jon kent #wally west #roy harper #clark kent #superboy #kid flash

[dragonpyre]

Look. Jason was a shy lil bean around his olders brothers cool friends, ok

Dick might also have forgotten to mention he was a selkie...

Part 2

Commission info ko-fi

#jason todd #roy harper #red hood #arsenal #arsenal dc #dick grayson #selkie!jason todd #selkie!jason #selkie #selkie au #dc #dc comics #teen titans #fanart #fan art #comic #selkie jason #selkie jason todd #my art

[ditzybat]

every bat kid is cursed with the plague that is their friends think that their siblings are unbelievably attractive (mainly because everyone in the wayne family could be models if they really wanted to) even if it’s just baseless attraction with no intention to pursue

roy: so your brother, he’s pretty cute isn’t he?

dick: you are so much older than him roy, you have a kid! and why would i agree with you!?

roy: but—

dick: go near him and i will break the golden rule

—

kori: so, how has dick been lately —

jason: kori, for my well being and mental state i do not wanna imagine one of my best friends with my brother, just give him a phone call - i can’t with the swooning this early in the morning

—

kon: damn, i mean i know he tried to kill you… but your brother is real metal y’know what i mean?

tim: what are you yapping about?!

kon: i wanna fuck your brother tim, jeez you’re dense

tim: jason? the.. REDHOOD? YOU WANNA- NO!!!!??

—

jon: damian, ever notice how dick and tim —

damian: finish that sentence and i will maim you

—

steph: cass is hot

duke: no…

steph: what? you’re saying she’s not??

duke: dude, she’s my sister, be so fr

—

this also applicable to bruce wayne, because why wouldn’t it ??

clark: your dad—

cass pulling out bright green knife from out of nowhere: no.

#dc #cass is a daddy’s girl #bruce was born to be a girls dad - sorry #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #roy harper #koriand'r

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.

Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.

Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:

Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.

Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:

Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.

Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.

Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.

Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?

Roy: But Bruce said-

Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-

*cut to Jason fighting Batman*

Roy: So does this count, or…

Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?

Steph: Outsourcing.

Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*

#batman #bruce wayne #batkids #batfam #dick grayson #wally west #jason todd #roy harper #tim drake #conner kent #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #birdflash #jayroy #timkon #stephcass

[trashcattt]

red hood and the outlaws!!!!

#did this instead of my homework #i think i cooked tho #jason todd #red hood #jason todd fanart #red hood fanart #roy harper #arsenal #roy harper fanart #arsenal fanart #koriand'r #starfire #starfire fanart #dc fanart #dc #dc comics #tc art #tc dc #red hood and the outlaws

[fishfission-dc]

I think Roy Harper is the personification of all those “my unemployed friend on a Tuesday” memes. Even if he was employed. Like you’d walk into his home and it’s just full of Contraptions. He just does Things and the purpose is unintelligible

Jason is like this too but in a less noticeable way. Roy is like “I welded a toaster oven to my assault rifle to see if it would do anything when I zapped it with a taser” and Jason is like “I read four textbooks and wrote an academic paper about the Mesopotamian grain economy”

“what did you guys do today”

“we liberated a country and then I built a motorized couch that’s technically street legal and then Jason blew up the road couch”

#this is specifically about new 52 roy and jason. their red hood/arsenal era #i dont know #it feels right #jason todd #roy harper #jayroy #royjay #red hood #arsenal #red hood and the outlaws #dc comics #dc #batman #batfamily #dc robin #green arrow

[phoneduk]

[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]

Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"

Dick: "sure!"

Random TT: "what are your names?"

Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"

Random TT: "...excuse me?"

Jason: "it's the idiot's name"

Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"

Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"

Jason: "Oliver Queen"

Tim: "Lex Luthor"

Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"

Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"

Tim: "what he said"

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #roy harper #connor kent #conner kent #jayroy #birdflash #ted kord is a nerdy little thot and i stand by that opinion #ted kord #oliver queen #lex luthor #batfamily #batfam #this came to me in a dream

[iwannabealice]

part 4

#dc universe #dc comics #dc batfam #dc outlaws #dc incorrect quotes #dc red hood #dc arsenal #dc jason todd #dc roy harper #jason todd #roy harper #red hood #arsenal #red hood and the outlaws #jayroy #batfamily #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[batfamilycannons]

Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle

Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you

Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no

Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!

Bruce*even more scared*: oh no

#Bruce should be thankful this is all he’s doing #Roy is also very exited remembering the original Gremlin days #batfam #batfam headcanons #batboys #batfamily #dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batbros #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake wayne #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #bruce wayne #batfam shenanigans #batman #nightwing #red hood #robin #incorrect dcu quotes