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doththymayo · 21 days

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Mush: Wow, that’s your friend?!

Spot: Why the tone of surprise?

Mush: Nothing, just that Racetrack's so bubbly and you’re so... so...

Spot, threateningly: So what?

Mush: Uhhh– Also bubbly! And really really nice! And…

Spot: And?

Mush: And really good at giving compliments!

Mush: Jack, remember the time Spot complimented you?

Jack: You mean the time Medda made us say one nice thing about each other and Spot said I “have hair”?

Spot, deadpan: You do have hair.

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incorrectbatfam · 8 months

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Bruce: What do you think of this coffee sampler pack?

Duke: That's a good selection of all of their high-end blends.

Bruce: This will be perfect for Margie's birthday.

Duke: Wait... Margie? Your nemesis on the PTA?

Bruce: Yes, she drinks the free garbage coffee in the break room at the school.

Duke: You hate her. Why would you get her a gift?

Bruce: After this, she'll know what real coffee tastes like and won't be able to go back. She'll have to brew her own or stop at a fancy place each morning. This gift will cost her thousands of dollars a year.

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sweetlypunk · 5 months

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A boy and his dog.

EXTRA: TITUS IS SO FREAKING CUTE

#I’m sorry but it was just the way Titus was sad when dami was sad #how he would put his head in his leg as comfort #ITS SO CUTEE #damian wayne #damian al ghul #dick grayson #damian robin #nightwing #batfamily #batbros #batman wfa #wayne family adventures #batman #batfam #source: batman wayne family adventures episode 113 (S2)

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jasonpetertoddx · 2 months

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At the dinner table

Jason: [whistles]

Dick: [whistles in response]

Bruce: stop that.

Dick: stop what?

Bruce: you're talking about me in morse code.

Jason: yes, that's exactly what we're doing.

Jason: in our very limited time, we took a class in a very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you behind your back. Congrats, you've figured us out.

Dick, whispering to Tim: that's exactly what we did

#incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batman #jason todd #bruce wayne #richard grayson #tim drake #red hood #robin #nightwing #wayne family adventures #red robin #dc batman #source: the office

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archeronlochan · 1 year

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Jason: please tell me you did not drag Dick into this

Roy: I did not drag Dick into this

Dick: *knocks on door*

Jason: who’s that?

Roy: I think you know

#could honestly apply to Jason working on a case with any of the batfam #batfam #dc comics #jason todd #dick grayson #batkids #red hood #robins #dc robin #batman and robin #nightwing #batman comics #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batkids #wayne family adventures #original source: girl meets world #roy harper #arsenal

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striveattemptfail · 1 year

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"it's just perspective!"

"the artist made a stylistic choice!"

"heights and weights fluctuate anyway!"

no listen here: jason todd was very small as robin.

and it is not outside the realm of possibility that at 12 y/o he was the same size and build as dick at 8

there's only one (1) moment that i could find where he was 5'4" at his tallest/when he died

the new titans (1988) #55

however, other sources and his official death certificate tend to put him at 5' or shorter

the batman files (2011)

since 2019 he's now 6' and 220lbs

jason todd prime earth wiki

and looks like this

wfa #34

what i'm saying is that jason either had a hell of a growth spurt during his lost years or the lazarus pit went "this kid's been through enough—he can get some bulk on him now" and gave the kid some extra padding LMAO

either way we love a ✨glow up✨

#batman: wayne family adventures #wayne family adventures #wfa #red hood #jason todd #robin #dc robin #jercy liveblogs things #i spent way too long gathering sources for this someone pls at least like this post ty #and yaya many people have commented on this but i wanted to make this point too bc ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yanno LMAAAO #anyway #alexa play big boys by sza LOLLLLLL

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waterfire1848 · 1 year

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[ Based on tonight’s Batfamily webtoon comic. ]

Alfred: Master Bruce. Are you really so desperate to get rid of Margie that you’d let Poison Ivy kidnap her?

Bruce: I’m thinking.

Alfred: Master Bruce!

Bruce: Alfred, I’m thinking.

#Ivy doesn’t actually show up #I just put that in #incorrect quotes #source: two broke girls #Bruce wayne #batman #margie from the pta #alfred pennyworth #batman wayne family adventures

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fancyfade · 1 year

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i think WFA should have had Tim start being like “yeah we all feel insecure sometimes uwu I used to worry that I would get fired” to Steph and then had her turn around the situation and point out that he was continuously supported and affirmed that he belonged there, even when he disobeyed he wasn’t told ‘just don’t do it again’ but he was actively told he was right, by Bruce and the rest of the Batfam, but she wasn’t, not even by Tim, the guy who is trying to reassure her at the moment.

#yes i realize that its all fluffy takes so that wouldnt happen #but its also like. why try to acknowledge stephs anxiety and insecuirty without acknowleding the source of it?#it just comes off as lame #dc comics #batman: wayne family adventures #stephanie brown #tim drake

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maribatshipper · 2 years

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It's back!

I am so excited! Are you?!

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usagi-t-suki · 1 year

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any batkid ever : y'know dennis rayder and david parker ray, actually sit together in hell, shaking, quaking, terrified, that someday, somehow, someway. they might. meet. me.

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incorrect-dc-comics · 1 year

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Tim: Ra's al Ghul keeps trying to become my nemesis, and I'm just like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

Tim: No means no, dude.

Source: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures

#submission #tim drake #red robin #yummmm #ra's al ghul #dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #source: batman wayne family adventures #also gives me mean girls vibes

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incorrectbatfam · 5 months

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Stephanie, as a barista: *putting whipped cream on a drink*

Margie: Um, excuse me, I didn't ask for whipped cream.

Stephanie: Oh, you didn't ask for whipped cream?

Margie: Nuh-uh.

Stephanie: Did you say that at the register?

Margie: Yeah.

Stephanie: Okay, so that means that this isn't your fucking drink, so if you could kindly sit your ass down and I will call you when your drink is ready.