#source: incorrectsterekquotes

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

eli: I'm going to a party!

derek: will you be drinking alcohol?

eli: no.

stiles: will you be doing drugs?

eli: no.

derek: will you be having sex?

eli: no.

stiles: then why the fuck are you going?

(source)

#teen wolf #sterek #eli stilinski hale #eli hale #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #source: incorrectsterekquotes

[ivyangels-blog]

rooster: i’m calling on the spirit of my dad for guidance…

rooster: how should i tell y/n i love them?

goose *responding through a ouija board*: ha, simp

#top gun #rooster top gun #top gun incorrect quotes #bradley rooster bradshaw #rooster x reader #rooster x y/n #rooster x you #bradley bradshaw x reader #incorrect quotes #source: incorrectsterekquotes

[incorrectteenwolfcaptionsold]

stiles, resting on top of derek's chest: I’m on top of the world.

derek: you’re on top of me.

stiles: I know. You are my world.

derek:

derek: [hugs stiles tightly]

#teen wolf #sterek #stiles stilinski #mieczyslaw stiles stilinski #dylan o'brien #dylan obrien #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #source: incorrectsterekquotes

[harringroveera]

ST characters & Barbenheimer:

Only watch Barbie: Chrissy, Argyle, Lucas, Carol, Tina, Vickie, Vicki

Only watch Oppenheimer: Henry

BARBENHEIMER double feature: Heather, Robin, Nancy, Jonathan, Eddie, El, Max, Will, Erica, Joyce, Susie

Say they are watching both, but only watch Barbie: Steve, Dustin, Tommy

Say they are watching Oppenheimer but then sneak in to watch Barbie: Billy, Mike

What the fuck is 'barbenheimer'?: Hopper

Watch Oppenheimer and end up being dragged away to watch Barbie too (and secretly enjoy it): Henry, Hopper

One ticket to mission impossible, please: Murray

#barbenheimer #billy hargrove #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #heather holloway #chrissy cunningham #source: incorrectsterekquotes #harringrove #harringroveera #dustin henderson #eleven hopper #jim hopper #joyce byers #will byers #jonathan byers #tommy hagan #argyle #nancy wheeler #mike wheeler #lucas sinclair #max mayfield #henry creel #murray bauman #incorrect stranger things quotes #st + text post #stranger things textposts #buckleway #hellcheer #creelson

[incorrectjag]

Sturgis: We’ve decided to plan a wedding.

Admiral Chegwidden: Whose?

Harriet: The Commander and the Colonel’s, Sir.

Bud: They’re engaged?

Sturgis and Harriet: *angrily looking at Harm and Mac flirting* They will be.

#jag #incorrect quotes #incorrect jag #sturgis turner #aj chegwidden #harriet sims #bud roberts jr #(harmon rabb jr) #(sarah mackenzie) #source: tumblr (incorrectsterekquotes)

[hecticwinter]

Q: Isn't the idea supposed to be 'you saved my life, now I owe you a debt.’?

Bond: Nope, other way round. 'You saved my life, so now I'm your problem. If you don't like it then kill me.'

Q: What?

Bond: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.

#source: incorrectsterekquotes #incorrect quotes #james bond #incorrect James Bond #q james bond #007 #00q

[revelryinthememes]

Shinso: You have friends and I envy that.

Izuku: You're welcome to share my friends! :)

Shinso: *looks at Bakugou and Todoroki*

Shinso: I don't want those.

#source: incorrectsterekquotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect mha quotes #mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #deku #izuku midoriya #midoriya izuku #midoriya #shinso hitoshi #hitoshi shinso #shinso #shinsou #todoroki #todoroki shouto #shouto todoroki #bakugou katsuki #bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugou #katsuki bakugo #bakugo #bakugou #my post

[huachengslastbraincell]

Joe: How would you rate your pain?

Reki: 0/10.

Joe: How- Your arm is literally going the wrong way-

Reki: As in 0/10 would NOT recommend.

Joe:....

Reki: Very not Gucci, does not slap, no thanks.

Langa [tired boyfriend™]: Reki, we talked about this-

#reki no- #sk8 #sk8 the infinity #sk8 anime #anime #reki kyan #kyan reki #sk8 joe #sk8 reki #renga #langa x reki #hasegawa langa #langa hasegawa #reki x langa #sk8 langa #incorrect quotes #incorrect sk8 quotes #incorrect sk8 the infinity quotes #source: incorrectsterekquotes #incorrect renga quotes #incorrect anime quotes

[correctly-spn]

Sam: You've got to learn to love yourself.

Dean: But don't you hate yourself?

Sam: Yeah, but this is about you, stay focused.

#spn #spn crack #spn incorrect quotes #supernatural incorrect quotes #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #source: incorrectsterekquotes

[incorrectsides]

Logan: While I’m gone, Patton, you’re in charge.

Patton: Yes!

Logan, whispering to Virgil: You’re secretly in charge.

Virgil: Obviously.

#logan sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #thomas sanders #sanders sides #logicality #analogical #incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect sanders sides #source: incorrectsterekquotes

[dakitis]

Billy: You're in my seat.

Y/N: I got here first.

Billy: Move, or I will sit on you.

Y/N: Do you promise?

Billy:

#source: incorrectsterekquotes #billy russo x reader #billy russo imagine #billy russo x you

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Erica: Knock Knock.

Boyd: who’s there?

Erica: when, where?

Boyd: when, where, who?

Erica: tomorrow night, my place, you and me.

Boyd: O…oh.

Stiles, across the room: *under his breath* damn that was smooth. Hey, Derek!

Derek: Stiles, we already have a date tomorrow.

#teen wolf #berica #sterek #erica reyes #gage golightly #vernon boyd #sinqua walls #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan o'brien #dylan obrien #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #source: incorrectsterekquotes #source: me

[incorrectjercyquotes]

Percy: You will simply have to trust me.

Jason: Remember to chisel that onto my tombstone.

#jercy #percy jackson #jason grace #pjo #hoo #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect percy jackson quotes #incorrect jercy quotes #jason x percy #source: incorrectsterekquotes #OG source: unknown

[incorrectteenwolfcaptionsold]

Derek: You took advice from PETER?

Stiles: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Derek

#teen wolf #sterek #derek hale #ian nelson #stiles stilinski #mieczyslaw stiles stilinski #dylan o'brien #dylan obrien #source: incorrectsterekquotes

[korsalami]

Korra: WHO ATE MY FRIES?!! I WILL FUCKING KI-

Asami: I did

Korra: -kiss you and ask you if you want more. You haven’t been eating enough.

#korrasami #korra #asami #tlok #incorrect quotes #source: incorrectsterekquotes

[wicked-rosie]

Patton, being dramatic: Can you believe that my husband of almost two decades said he doesn't love me and wants nothing to do with me?

Logan, reading from his book: That's not what I said.

Patton, crossing his arms: Then what did you say?

Logan, still not looking up: I said we're not getting another cat.

Patton, pouting and throwing himself over Logan: That's the same thing.

#source: incorrectsterekquotes #thomas sanders #sanders sides #patton sanders #logan sanders #logicality #ts fandom #fanders #incorrect quotes