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incorrect-dnd-classes · 2 months ago
Bard: What do I get?
Rogue: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Bard: Ooh, check, check, and check, not sure about that last one.
Rogue: It won’t be you.
Bard: I’ll get my coat.
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incorrectbatfamquotes · 4 days ago
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Harleen Quinzel: I have a plan.
Pamela Isley: Of course you do.
Harleen Quinzel: And you’re going to help me with it!
Pamela Isley: What do I get?
Harleen Quinzel: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death!
Pamela Isley: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death though.
Harleen Quinzel: It won’t be you.
Pamela Isley: I’ll get my coat.
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lesbian-deadpool · a month ago
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Tony: Thanos is a homicidal maniac. And you’re not.
Nebula: Oh, we don’t know that yet. I’m still young!
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this-isnt-worthless · 2 months ago
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Marissa: Aaron Minyard is a criminal. And you’re not
Katelyn: oh, we don’t know that yet. I’m still young!
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htsghost · 3 months ago
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wanda: now, loki, we have a plan.
loki: of course you do.
sylvie: and you're going to help us with it.
loki: what do i get?
sylvie: a night of fabulousness and mayhem and possible death.
loki: check, check, not quite sure about the death tho
wanda: it won't be you.
loki: i'll get my coat.
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Stolas: I have a plan.
Blitzo: Of course you do.
Stolas:...and you're going to help me with it!
Blitzo: What do I get?
Stolas: A night of fabulousness, mayhem, and possible death!
Blitzo: Check. Check. Not quite sure about the death though.
Stolas: It won’t be you.
Blitzo: I'll get my coat.
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Fujiko: What do I get out of this heist?
Lupin: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, great riches, and possible death!
Fujiko: Ooh, check, check, check, and definite check, not sure about that last one.
Goemon: It won’t be you.
Fujiko: I’ll go get my coat!
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losersclubisms · 5 months ago
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5 Stages of Grief
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Sylvie is the new love of my life, sorry, I don’t make the rules—
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Xigbar: Listen, kid. Larxene is a homicidal maniac. And you're not.
Xion: We don't know that yet. I'm still young.
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incorrectnostraightroads · 5 months ago
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Mayday: So, thoughts on the plan?
Zuke: I get what you’re going for, but I’m not quite sure about the death though.
Mayday: It won’t be you.
Zuke: Hmm...
Zuke: I’ll get my coat.
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chnt-incorrect-quotes · 2 months ago
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Jedidiah: The Elephant Man is a maniac. And you’re not.
Sydney: Oh, we don’t know that yet. I’m still young!
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heroine-of-albion · a month ago
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Incorrect Fable Quote 077
Reaver: "And what do I get out of this?"
Sparrow: "A night of fashion, mischief, mayham, and possible death."
Reaver: "Check, check, and check...but I'm not too sure about that last one."
Sparrow: "Oh, don't worry. It won't be you."
Reaver: "I'll grab my coat."
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incorrectkumokoquotes · 3 months ago
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Ariel: Potimas is a homicidal maniac. But Shiro’s teacher is not. 
Pontiff Dustin: Oh, we don’t know that yet. She’s still young!
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Nita: They say there are five stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. We'll I'd like to add one more... Nita: Revenge.
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narcissisticvictorian · 3 days ago
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*Fyodor trying to convince Gogol to work with him *
Fyodor: Now, Kolya, I have a plan-
Nikolai: Of course you do.
Fyodor: -And you're going to help me with it.
Nikolai: Hmmm...What do I get?
Fyodor: A night of fabulousness, mayhem and possible death!
Nikolai:*excited* Check, check...not sure about the death though...
Fyodor: It won't be Sigma.
Nikolai: Hmm..I'll go get my coat!
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aharborformyships · 2 months ago
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Anna: Thanks for helping me.
Hiccup: Yeah, well, I find it very difficult saying no to you sometimes.
Anna: It’s one of the things I love about you.
Hiccup:
Hiccup: Thanks?
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Anna: Thanks for helping me.
Pitch: Yeah, well, I find it very difficult saying "no" to you sometimes.
Anna: It’s one of the things I love about you.
Pitch:
Pitch: Thanks?
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