#these are genuine quotes

[eloquent-edits]

🗡️ For the Wicked and Weird

dialogue prompts based on quotes from my D&D sessions

“It’s not really crime if it’s with family.”

“You want to risk life and limb for a really good omelet?”

“Glad we’re finally on the same page!” “… We’re in the same book.”

“Is your refrigerator running? You should join it.”

“If monkeys are inherently homicidal…”

“I’m built different.” “Yeah, you’re built slow.”

“I had a plan but now there are crabs.”

“What is your exact trauma?”

“I got a package and two hours later I was afraid the ducks had found me.”

“Best case scenario: We all die.”

#dialogue prompts #dialogue prompt #prompt list #prompts #writing #dnd prompts #writing prompts #weird prompts #funny prompts #these are genuine quotes #more will come #ftww prompts

[whyissupernaturaltrending]

April 28 - May 1, 2024 - the CW sniper is dead.

Supernatural trends following the passing of the CW sniper. Whilst no official confirmation was published regarding their death, Misha Collins made a statement regarding destiel and since he's still alive, we can conclude that the CW sniper is no more.

The Cross Roads 8 Supernatural convention is currently taking place [x]. As usual, things have been said. There was one statement however which caused the tag to trend and it was (unsurprisingly) by Misha Collins, in response to a question asked by our bravest soldier @sunglassesmish [x].

"If the CW wasn't so homophobic, Dean and Cas would've been balls deep for sure." [x] [x] [x]

Whilst this may not be the exact quote (I haven't been able to find a video yet), this was enough to cause a destiel revival. More things have happened, and people on Twitter are posting under #CR8 in case anyone's interested. Multiple Supernatural tags are trending there as well [x].

RIP the CW sniper, you will not be missed.

#i haven't seen misha say it himself and i can't find any videos from the conferences but based on what's happening across twitter and tumblr #it's quite safe to say that the quote is genuine. i'll update this post if i find any video sources #why is supernatural trending #apparently he also said 'i fucked you hard and raised you from perdition'? but i have very few sources on this one so can't be certain #spn #supernatural #misha collins #destiel #deancas

[noroalia]

your marigolds really are very, very rude!

#welcome home #I SEARCHED FOR. TOO LONG TO FIND THAT QUOTE BTW. i genuinely thought it was an answer video but it was not #julie joyful #noro draws

[genderkoolaid]

Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But, in fact, they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman. History jeers at the attempts of physiologists to bind great original laws by the forms which flow from them. They make a rule; they say from observation what can and cannot be. In vain! Nature provides exceptions to every rule. She sends women to battle, and sets Hercules spinning; she enables women to bear immense burdens, cold, and frost; she enables the man, who feels maternal love, to nourish his infant like a mother. Of late she plays still gayer pranks. Not only she deprives organizations, but organs, of a necessary end. She enables people to read with the top of the head, and see with the pit of the stomach. Presently she will make a female Newton, and a male Syren. Man partakes of the feminine in the Apollo, woman of the Masculine as Minerva. Let us be wise and not impede the soul. Let her work as she will. Let us have one creative energy, one incessant revelation. Let it take what form it will, and let us not bind it by the past to man or woman, black or white. Jove sprang from Rhea, Pallas from Jove. So let it be.

— "The Great Lawsuit" by Margaret Fuller (1843)

#genuinely impressed that this ostensibly cishet woman in 1843! #is more aware of the arbitrariness of the binary & how the gender binary is inherently tied to patriarchy than some modern queer feminists #m. #quotes #the great lawsuit

[twistedappletree]

i love lan jingyi because he’s so intelligent and quick-witted but he’s also that kid whose friends would have to call the fire department after he gets stuck in a baby swing

#immaculate duality #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan jingyi #jin ling would be laughing too hard to make the call so ofc it would have to be lan sizhui #before spending the entire time waiting for help to lecture lan jingyi with poetic metaphorical quotes about being an idiot #zizhen is the one genuinely trying to help by flipping him upside down lmAO #we all know a kid who’s gotten stuck in a baby swing and they were all jingyis lbr #and if you’re that kid then congratulations #you’re a jingyi #🍗😌🍗 #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎

[bonolewis]

Maybe a trip to Lourdes will help him

#is this anything??? i genuinely can't tell FJLKFJL it came to me while i was doing the dishes #cross-referenced via an encyclopedia and various wikipedia articles but don't quote me on anything #i learnt so much the world of catholic saints truly is a rich and complex tapestry #charles leclerc #sammy's stuff #charles

[greenapplebling]

Steph: If elfs were real no one would be able to stop me

Damian: Stop you from what?

Dick: I used to think the same about vampires

Damian: Richard, stop you from what??

Steph&Dick: *sigh* Yes

#dc #batfam #batfamily #stephanie brown #damian wayne #dick grayson #spoiler #batgirl #robin #nightwing #batman #batkids #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #source: i think tumblr? i genuinely don't know. i changed it a little though #elfs mention #vampires mention

[daughterofchaosstuff]

I'm never surprised by betrayal. i'm surprised by genuine love. Betrayal is like...well you're just like everyone else, and it's pretty easy to find the likes of you everywhere!

Genuine love is inspiring and more rare,

...more surprising.

#spilled thoughts #aesthetic #poets on tumblr #writers on tumblr #spilled words #words #quotes #life quotes #love quotes #thoughts #girlhood #girl interrupted #emo girl #untouchable #genuine love #eternal love #facts #girlblogging #hopelessly in love

[l3verz]

idk if i’m stupid or what because HOW AM I JUST NOW FIGURING OUT THAT LUCY IS IN BETWEEN NATSU’S LEGS, NOT NEXT TO HIM 😭😭😭

mashima making nalu canon ❌

mashima making nalu art even tho they’re canonically not together (yet) and leading us on for the inevitable ✅

#fairy tail #nalu #lucy heartfilia #natsu dragneel #fairy tail incorrect quotes #;isabella talks (shut up) #genuinely dk how much longer i can take them not being cannon

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

Shoko: what's your type?

Gojo: I like my girl soft and submissive ~ *winks at y/n*

Shoko: and you y/n?

Dominant!Y/n: I like my Man soft and submissive ~ *winks back at gojo*

Gojo:

Gojo: ....I also like dominant possessiv-

Shoko: YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR ANSWER HOE-

gojo: WHY!?!!

#gojo is down bad for y/n #genuinely feel like gojo has no type #well unless you are suguru #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen gojo #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jjk incorrect quotes #gojo satoru texts #gojo saturo #gojou satoru x reader #jjk shoko #shoko ieiri #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo satoru x reader #jjk satoru #gojo x y/n #jujutsu kaisen x y/n

[wzrd-wheezes]

things my friends have said as marauders quotes - part 3

sirius: do you want to hear a funny story?

remus: oh god, here we go.

sirius: i went on this trip a few years ago and i met this girl and i ended up kissing her-

james: where is this going. i’m scared.

sirius: and when i got home i told my mum and she was asking me loads of questions about it

remus: right?

sirius: so i told her what her name was and she just looks at me deadpan and goes “that’s your cousin”

james and remus *mouths open in shock*

sirius: not like, first cousin or anything

remus: i can’t believe you just voluntarily told us that

james: if i’d have lipsed my own cousin, id be taking it to the grave with me.

sirius: funny story though innit.

#this is a genuine conversation my friends had #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders headcanons #marauders #remus lupin #james potter #sirius black

[adultish-momma]

Ace, full of triumphant spite: sucks to suck bitch, you’re stuck with me for life!

Ace: *holds up his left hand, wiggling his fingers to show off his wedding band*

Alternatively

MC, speaking to any of their more tsundere/asshole love interests: haha, sucks to be you then, you’re stuck with me for life!

MC: *holds up their left hand, wiggling their fingers to show off their wedding band*

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland ace trappola #twst ace #twisted wonderland x reader #twst incorrect quotes #in all honest this would be MC with half the cast #I also thought this would fit Deuce #but less *spite* more *genuine awe*

[introspectivememories]

too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.

#lewis is unarguably more famous than nico. like i feel like this a fact. and yet every other day nico is in the press saying some crazy shit #about lewis. if i was famous i woulda shut that shit down soo long ago. my ex-bf is in the press talkin bout me constantly??? that feels #like such bad pr and yet!!! lewis has not done anything. why? cause he likes it!!! cause they've never moved on from the 1st moment they #broke each other's hearts. like this is genuinely insane. #im always so nervous to post my thoughts on brocedes cause so many of you were here b4 me and have a better understanding on them #and like being a wrong is like a death sentence to me but still please tell me if i got them completely wrong #i have a lot of thoughts on lewis and his reluctance to talk about nico... most of them being that one quote from emma #if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more #ok obligatory disclaimer: a lot of this is hyperbole. i don't think that they're asking lewis that ? every other month #but there are like at least 5 interviews where he talks about karting like they're his most precious memories #so make of that what you will #and obv i don't know these people but as someone who's brain chemistry has been permanently changed by them #i think i'm allowed to not only project onto them but also make stupid little posts analyzing them #anyway yeah #f1 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #brocedes

[houseswife]

parallels that deal me +10 psychic damage for every second I spend pondering them

#cameron is wilson in the way that amber is house #except the former goes unmentioned a lot more #both cameron & amber had the potential to fix house & wilson respectively #but that’s the issue #no level of well-adjustedness could root out this level of codependency. this particular brand of love #house and wilson are the antithesis of one another but in the sense that they compliment each other’s pathologies like a puzzle piece #not to use another hannigram quote again but. they’re identically different. #that’s why they’re soulmates <3 #house md #hilson #house/wilson #greg house #gregory house #james wilson #hatecrimes md #allison cameron #GOD just thinking about it #house became irritated with cameron’s pursuit of him #because he’s insecure and believes he’s fundamentally unlovable #and her pattern with falling for ‘charity cases’ did nothing but affirm her lack of genuine interest in him #meanwhile. when it comes to wilson #he’s actually elated to know that he’s screwed up enough to never leave him #and the same goes for wilson #when he goes mattress shopping with amber #she encourages him to choose something he likes. for himself #because she doesn’t want him to indulge her to the point of resentment #and so he gives in! because it’s the healthy thing to do! #but when it comes to house #when house tells him to choose furniture that fits wilson’s tastes #he ends up buying an organ FOR HOUSE. and the response? ‘I like what this says about you wilson.’

[p4nishers]

one of the most important things terry pratchett has taught me is that it's okay to be angry. no one has ever said that to me before. he taught me that anger was an engine. that you can use that anger. that it goes hand in hand with love. he taught me to never underestimate my anger, because it's one of my strongest points. he taught me genuine anger was one of the world’s great creative forces. he taught me i shouldn't be fighting my anger, but what caused it. he himself said rage underlines everything he wrote. i never heard anger talked about so openly like that before and it's freeing, i suppose, to realize you are truly, truly not alone in your rage at the world. you never were.

#“Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world’s great creative forces. #But you had to learn how to control it. That didn’t mean you let it trickle away. It meant you dammed it carefully #let it develop a working head let it drown whole valleys of the mind and then - just when the whole structure was about to collapse - #opened a tiny pipeline at the base and let the iron-hard stream of wrath power the turbines of revenge.“ #not a moment goes by that im not thinking of that quote #ill stop going on about anger and pterry i promise it's just that im angry all the time and he's the only thing that has helped so far and #you dont get over that sort of thing #gnu terry pratchett #discworld #terry pratchett

[chaoticace2005]

Henroin (Angel's dad), running into Angel Dust:

Henroin: …Ant-Hony?

Angel: That’s right! It’s me. Your son. And it’s ANTHONY, dad.

Henroin: No. A-N-T-H-O-N-Y. I named you!

Angel: You ruined my life!

Henroin: How could I ruin your life?! I wasn’t even there!

Everyone else at the hotel: *standing there confused as fuck*

Charlie: Is this…

Arackniss: Oh, this is normal.

Husk: Well, guess Charlie isn’t the only one here with daddy issues.

Lucifer: …I wasn’t THAT bad, was I?

#henroin was too busy running the mob to remember his other sons name #all he knows is the taller one is NOT arackniss #he genuinely thought angels name was tall arackniss until arackniss told him #source: Lego ninjago #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #henroin #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #anthony hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #arackniss #husk #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel husk #lucifer hazbin hotel #Lucifer #lucifer morningstar