Remus tells the marauders he’s a werewolf:
James: It doesn’t change how we see you.
Sirius: Anyway we can help, let us know.
Peter: I’ll stock up the chocolate stash.
Remus telling the Slytherin skittles:
*all already knew*
Barty: What would happen if you went to the moon?
Evan: Surely, he would transform.
Pandora: Nah. It’s something to do with the full moon’s light going through the atmosphere, not the moon itself.
Barty: How can you be so sure?
Dorcas: We’ll just have to test it.
Pandora: OMG! Yes! I’ll start working on it right now! We’ll need space suits, a ship…
Regulus: Good luck, mate.
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Imagine Chuuya finally finding the courage to propose to Dazai, only for everything to go COMPLETELY wrong the moment he takes the box out of his pocket about to pop the question.
Suddenly, the speakers in the restaurant start blasting the loudest music he’s ever heard. It startles him, and since his hands are already shaking, he drops the box on the floor.
When he tries to pick it up, he falls off the chair, cursing loudly when he sees that the box somehow rolled under the table next to them. His exquisite look is ruined in seconds as he crawls to the box, bright red, feeling everyone in the restaurant stare at him, but the gaze burning him the most is Dazai’s.
When Chuuya finally reaches the box, he opens it, still on the floor, and looks at Dazai.
Dazai looks no better than Chuuya – his doe eyes have tears pooling in them, his bottom lip is quivering and the tomato red colour of his face matches Chuuya’s perfectly.
“Will you fucking marry me, mackerel?” Chuuya snarls, drilling Dazai with his fiery gaze. He won’t be surprised if Dazai says no after this fucking fiasco.
“Yes,” Dazai whispers not even a second later and gets down on the floor as well, his hand shaking as Chuuya puts the ring on his finger (on the second try).
Proposing while laying on the floor wasn’t in Chuuya’s plans - getting down on one knee was. It was supposed to be like in the movies – grand and memorable.
Although, he got the answer he wanted. This is all he could ever wish for – better than any stupid movie.
(And as he thinks about it, it was very fucking memorable, indeed)
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I feel like Keith does not believe in ghosts
Aliens? Obviously. Cryptids? It’s his biggest special interest.
But ghosts no. In Keith’s professional opinion (professional meaning he read a book about ghosts in a half price books and found it boring) ghosts were bullshit.
Lance on the other hand is very superstitious about these things. He’s convinced at least three hallways in the castle are haunted and will freak out if he feels a cold spot.
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so they used their usual video description but forgot to edit it? I especially love the "subscribe for a free :"
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