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pratchettquotes · 1 year

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There are times when you just have to miss a night's sleep. But Ankh-Morpork never slept; the city never did more than doze, and would wake up around three a.m. for a glass of water.

You could buy anything in the middle of the night. Timber? No problem. Moist wondered whether there were vampire carpenters, quietly making vampire chairs. Canvas? There was bound to be someone in a city who'd wake up in the wee small hours for a wee and think, What I could really do with right now is one thousand square yards of medium-grade canvas! and, down by the docks, there were chandlers open to deal with the rush.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal*

*special request from @dimity-lawn, who asked me to find this particular description of everyone's favorite sleepless city-state.

#moist von lipwig #ankh morpork #going postal #discworld #terry pratchett #shopping #middle of the night #sleepless #up all night #capitalism #consumerism #vampire chairs #the wee small hours #quote request

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jeong-guwon · 1 month

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Delainey Hayles as Claudia Interview with the Vampire — season 2

#claudia #interview with the vampire #iwtvedit #iwtv #delainey hayles #*mygifs #sorry for subjecting you to my bad gifmaking but i've been climbing the walls since the trailer dropped & had to do something so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#also with all due respect whoever decided to use that fading in-out transition... electric chair. as if the bad lighting wasn't enough :/#ANYWAY. she <3333

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keelifallen · 8 months

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Sometimes “The Big Bad” is just a babygirl male-wife who gets chained to bathtubs

#and chairs #and walls #he is not good for my mental health #spike btvs #Buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #spike #james marsters #btvs fanart #fan art #William the bloody #artists on tumblr #90s #vampire #spuffy #illustration #art #keelidraws #doodle

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the-nothing-maker · 5 months

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Home is where the heart is

(Alastiel is a vampire lord NPC from @luposlipaphobya's D&D campaign, Une Cour de Chair et de Charme!)

#vampire #dungeons and dragons #dnd #traditional art #chair et charme #my art #i love it when lupo asks the big and necessary questions like #what if you were in a toxic relationship with your house ?#(which believe it or not is a theme that is getting explored TWICE in this campaign)#anyway the city our PCs live in is half-alive (technically it's a whole vampire in itself) and alastiel is its... semi willing lover ?#it's complicated #anyway he's really fucked-up and tragic and i really like him !! bone grandpa

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b3h3mth · 8 months

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******

#gothic #dark #vampire #evil #Halloween #wings #bat #bats #furniture #chair #throne #leather #spooky #creepy #vampires #vampirecore #haunted

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harmonysanreads · 1 month

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*kneels down*

HAAH WHA??? HELLO? SOMEONE PLEASE PINCH ME AM I DREAMING????????

for context

Okay okay... I'm done screaming irl, this is?? I'm lost for words how beautiful it is???? I just woke up so I'm having a hard time processing reality (I legitimately screamed and now my mom is looking at me with a lot of concern) I wish I could be more eloquent but I'm just floored from how moved I am. Wdym "kneels down" I'd have you sit on a throne if I could :< RIP that friend who doesn't even have a name, you died a tragic death but at least it gave us exquisite content ✨

#beloved-brynn #i'm not joking the expressions backgrounds and the shot of arle's eye where reader is saying 'where is my friend' is EXACTLY how i imagined #her little fang poking out on the first panel<333 amazing detail #and the fact that you probably did this while juggling through quizes and classes?? i wish i could hug you #i'm very very very happy that you chose to illustrate this specific sequence of dialogues bcuz tbh the whole fic was built around them #will save this brag about to my friends and cherish this forever #also i wanted it to be a surprise but i'm currently working on your request!! (i nearly fell out of my chair when i got it)#and uh you made my whole month<333 #arlecchino #vampire arlecchino #yandere arlecchino #arlecchino x reader #about ; pantomime of the night #yandere arlecchino x reader

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maybeitsalivescribbles · 5 months

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VH - The Kneeling Stuff

Supervillain smiled when Hero was brought before him, his hands tied behind his back. That wasn’t necessary, of course. The small, thin frame of his foe was already surrounded by two of his biggest guards. There was no way of escape. On his iron throne, he slightly shifted his position and only said:

“Kneel.”

He expected – perhaps even hoped – protestations and words of defiance. There was none. Hero obeyed, his eyes fixed on him. Seeing that he was doing it without reluctance, the guards took their places back from each side of the throne. Three pairs of eyes stared at the captive. There wasn’t an ounce of fear or anger in his expression. As far as Supervillain could judge, there was nothing but polite curiosity, and maybe a bit of confusion.

“I don’t get it”, the prisoner said after a while.

“What are you talking about ?”

“The kneeling stuff. I mean, I love to sit after I’ve been beaten up, thank you, but I don’t see what the big deal is. You said it like it was big deal. Is that some kind of trap ?”

“Wh-”

“I mean, I can sit in many ways. I can even be cross-legged if you enjoy it that much.”

Supervillain shrugged to hide his own perplexity.

“Is that the right time to be insolent, according to you ?”

Embarrassed, Hero fidgeted a little despite his bound hands and gave him a pleading look.

“I swear I’m not trying to. I just feel like I’m missing something. I’m new at this business, you know.”

Supervillain pinched the bridge of his nose:

“Honestly, the things you have to teach. Kneeling means you recognize your defeat and you’re offering yourself to me.”

“Offering myself ? Like a date ?”

“No, not like a date !” squeaked the villain. “Who says things like - ? Like – like a prisoner ! Or a slave, if you like. That means you’re inferior to me.”

“Because you’re higher than me ?”

“Exactly ! Finally.”

“Nope, still don’t get it.”

Hero looked at the guards by his side:

“They stand up, and they’re tall ladies. They’re way higher than you. By that logic, that should mean they’re your boss, then.”

“No ! They – they’re doing my work ! Look, making your foes kneel is traditional. It’s nice. I like it. Can we leave it at that ?”

“But the thing is, I don’t feel inferior. It’s literally the way I sit at home. So, I don’t understand why it’s so much more humiliating than sitting on a throne that looks incredibly uncomfortable.”

Aggravated, Supervillain jumped on his feet. His fingers ensnared Hero’s chin as he growled:

“Don’t worry, I can do so much worse. The torture I’m going to put you through won’t give you any doubt about that.”

“About kneeling ?”

“No – I mean yes I suppose among other things but -”

“I don’t think that will make me understand. I can suggest another way.”

Metal cracked. Hero shyly made his fingers glide over Supervillain’s wrist that still held his face:

“You should show me instead.”

Supervillain had only one second to realize that Hero’s hands were mysteriously free. His first impulse was to call his guards for help, but the two ladies didn’t seem to hear him. Staring at Hero, they didn’t move an inch. Hero smiled, revealing his long, sharp teeth:

“Kneel.”

The world shifted. Unable to resist this voice, Supervillain's legs buckled while Hero stood up, his pale face still calm and slightly curious:

“You know, maybe you were right on something. I don’t care about the position, but seeing someone squirm is nice every time. Now then.”

He tilted his head and shyly smiled at Supervillain’s livid face:

“Tell me, what’s your opinion on stepping on your foes ?”

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Vampire Hero is now a recurring character. His job is to troll current villains. Check the Vampire Hero Masterlist or Tag for more snippets with him.

Or back to the Hero x Villain Masterlist.

#hero x villain #villain and hero #hero villain community #writeblr #writers on tumblr #original fiction #my writing #writing snippet #writing drabble #writing dialogue #vampire #sort of #sure #vampire hero #hero and villain #heroes and villains #just a quick one #anyway kneeling is better than chairs I will comfortably sit on that hill

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vampiric-dolly-draws · 3 months

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Sometimes the office can get a little boring...and I have a headcanon that Buck Ruffler/Duck Shuffler often likes to visit his co-workers.

Dollmaker/Dollie Ragamuffin doesn't mind when he visits...every so often they appreciate Mr. Ruffler's company and ramblings. Makes time in the office a little less dreary.

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7roaches · 7 months

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not canon at all but i had a vision

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artbyfuji · 6 months

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Hope you all had a frightful STRQ-o-WEEN 🎃👻

#rwby #strq #summer rose #raven branwen #qrow branwen #taiyang xiao long #my art #ah yes strqoween.#the timeless holiday celebrated every november. huge fan <3 listen. halloween isn't over just because halloween is over 🤨#please show your support to your local undead lumberjack‚ frankenstein‚ vampire and..... scareqrow 🪓🔩🦇🍂‼️#just know that summer did everyone's make-up 👍 and def used a whole bottle of fake blood for her costume 😁🩸#not shown but tai would have a shirt that says “i got the electric chair and all it did was turn me blonde”#anyway. after the party you will find them all in a 7eleven at 3am raiding the taquito stand. still in costume 💪😤

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damiandie · 8 months

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How did your mom hurt you? Tell me, Sydney?

I got you @milkmallow28 > u ●

#camp here and there #chnt #i love sydney o sargent #sydney o sargent #up and adam #silly vampire #IM DONE #also i know that sydney is in a therapist long chairs when he visits adam #but i like to head cannon that hes in his little eepy bed and in the “dream” he is wearing whatever hes wearing when he went to bed #yes sydney wears a victorian nightgown to bed #and he wears band tees too with hello kitty pj pants #HE IS SO SILLY TO ME #VAMPIRIAN VISONS

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the-nothing-maker · 7 months

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Galien, the Black Dragon

(Galien is a vampire lord and NPC from @luposlipaphobya's D&D campaign, Une Cour de Chair et de Charme, with an original design by @d-cybele !)

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #ttrpg #vampire #traditional art #my art #chair et charme #his character went through so many changes in so little time...#he was supposed to be much more enigmatic and manipulative in game... and then we turned him into an awkward little guy #and our DM ended up going with it #so now we're kiiind of friends ? there's some awkward romantic tension between him and a PC ?#maybe we'll be allies ? who knows ! who knows !!

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sharonate · 15 days

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“People expect so much of an attractive person. I mean people are very critical on me. It makes me tense. Even when I lay down I’m tense. I’ve got an enormous imagination. I imagine all kinds of things. Like that I’m all washed up, I’m finished. I think sometimes that people don’t want me around. I don’t like to be alone though. When I’m alone my imagination gets all creepy.” -Sharon Tate, 1967.

Sharon Tate photographed for ‘The Wrecking Crew’, 1968.

#sharon tate #sharon marie tate #1960s #los angeles #old hollywood #valley of the dolls #1960s fashion #angelic #don’t make waves #once upon a time in hollywood #hollywood #the wrecking crew #the thirteen chairs #fearless vampire killers

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brotherconstant · 1 year

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