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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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LET ME JUST TELL YOU A GIRL IM MY CLASS DID THE MOST SAVAGE THING EVER

Like the dudes in our class are competing about who’s the ladies man, and this girl was obviously stressed about our second round of midterms and stood up, turned around and yelled: “I get more pussy than all of you, shut the fuck up!”

Then she look horrified as she said so and like turned around and say in her seat, and like some random girl just shouts out “I can confirm!”

And the group of 6 boys just stood their speechless because they got beat by a lesbian.

#wlw love #gay #lesbian #girls who love girls #bi #pansexual #ace #aro #queer memes #queer #gay memes #wlw

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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One day while planning to rule the world, The creature principle of Yueei, Nezu, decides to get some fresh air. When he unsuspectingly stumbles across three small children; the eldest (no older than a junior high kid) a greenete boy who was severely bleeding and carrying two five year old children- one a small girl with a horn and the other was a black haired boy with a major frown.

When a man in a toucan masked approaches them he had two choices:

1.) Help the children

or

2.) Keep walking

Oh when he picked the first option he didn’t know how much they would attach to his heart or how much trouble it would be.

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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Just leaving this out there that sleeping beauty is the oldest virgin alive:

She was 16 when she fell asleep.

100 years of sleep making her 116 when she woke up.

Just sayin’

#sleeping beauty #disney #tumblr #bad jokes #haha help #disney princess #wtf brain #wtf lmao

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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There’s this quite nice kid who always brought baked goods and leaving kind notes all over the place. She was everyone’s kid sister but all of a sudden my basically all Christian suburban city everyone turned on her when she announced she was trans. (FTM) Lots bullied him and of friends staryed hating him.

Today I’m in class talking to him about the homeeork I don’t fucking know what was wrong with (let’s say for the purpose of this my friend he K) K but he just popped-off.

Bully1 to RandomKid: “I’d kill myself if I was a waman.”

[7 other kids laugh thinking it’s funny.]

K: “You know bully1 acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.”

[whole class gasps because no one has heard him swear before]

Bully2. “K you shouldn’t talk like that, you’re not even a boy!”

K: “Well atleast I have the basic human fucking decency to respect them! No wonder why all of you fuckers are so single this year; no one wants to date a homophobic jerk!”

Bully2: “I’m not homophobic!”

Me knowing full well they stopped being friends because bully2 didn’t like K was trans: [Laughing my ass off]

K: “Damn thats sad. I can show right now the messages if you want!” [whipping out phone to reveal the messages]

Bully3: “[deadname] can you just let it go?”

K: [shakes head]

K: “I’m tired of all you’re bullshit! You especially bully3! You expect cookies from me when I have proof you told me to kill myself? Pathetic.”

Bully 4: “Play K calm down, Bully1 is new to the district and he doesn’t know any better.”

K: “It’s just fucking basic human decency. If he doesn’t know that I feel bad for everyone who talks to someone as toxic as him. Bully4 don’t even make me roast you too! Oh wait I can’t- Plastic melts!

The whole class is fucking silent except for the principal who walked in and the teacher who is applauding K telling him to "Put them in their place."

#damn #gay memes #transgender #ftm #pop off king #pop off queen #pop off #bullshit #bullying #Homophobia #transphobes

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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I will be your new sister and brother and sibling. Heck I'll adopt you too. Just wait for those papers in the mail sweettie

Say it with me:

IT IS BASIC HUMAN RESPECT TO CALL SOMEONE BY THEIR NEW NAME AND PRONOUNS.

Please and thank you.

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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Let's just keep In mind that:

Makeup is gender neutral.

You do not have to answer someone on 'how you knew' you werent straight/cis.

Hair length does not matter.

Relationships do not need a masculine and femimim person.

Clothing does not define gender; Dress however you want.

How a person acts doesn't define if they are queer.

Styerotypes or not you are who you are.

It is okay if you find out you aren't a certain sexuality/gender identity; you grow and develop everyday you don't have to decide now.

Beautiful/Handsome/Pretty whatever you are, you are amazing.

Demiboys/Demigirls/Demigenders are not faking it to be lgbtq+.

If someone deadnames or uses wrong pronouns do not be afraid to correct them; they most likely didn't do it on purpose.

You do not have to previously date the girl/guy/person to find out you are queer.

I know being queer on the internet isn't the same as online, but you always are accepted in this community.

MAPS are not apart of the LGBTQ+ community; it's pediofelia.

Aces can fall in love with people they do not experience sexual attraction.

If you show your pride and someone hates on it, it's okay because that's just one stupid person.

Losing friends after coming out is tough, but if they were true friends they wouldn't have left in the first place.

It's okay if you cry, everyone does at some point.

Its okay to feel dysphoric.

A person dowe not need to bind their chest, go on T, Surgery, etc to feel like therir gender; they can do whatever they want and feel comfortable with when they choose to transition.

Aros and Demis are not damaged and Aces do not need to be fixed. They are normal human beings.

Its not just a phase.

You are important and do not give up❤️

#gay memes #wholesome #wholesomememes #gay #lesbian #pansexuel #bisexual #genderfluid #genderqueer #transgender #Omnisexual #demigirl #demiboy #demigender #nonbinary #agender #asexual #aromantic #enby

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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Say it with me:

IT IS BASIC HUMAN RESPECT TO CALL SOMEONE BY THEIR NEW NAME AND PRONOUNS.

Please and thank you.

#pronouns #new name #transgender #genderqueer #non bianry #demiguy #demigirl #demigender #agender #lgbtq #pride #gay memes

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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Have you heard of the token gay friend? Well my friend group has the token straight friend.

Like I have no clue how tf this happened cause I swear we were all 'straight ' last yeat EXCEPT for one friend who was bi.

One came out then the whole dam broke. Like istg it was one confession after the other.

Now out of the 20 people in the group 3 are left straight.

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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You okay? You kinda poked the hornets nest there

Lmaooo I have poked a hornets nest before : Had to go to the ER but that’s another story for another time.

Also it was worth it✨

#stupid #idk #idk why #what is my life

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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Summary:

Izuku Midorya could finally live normally. He could fit into society after years of torment... Right?

As he gets comfortable with being himself, life takes a unexpected turn where everyone outcasts him like yesterday's trash.

After a serious traumatic episode, his whole class and All Might himself believes he is now the UA traitor!!! If only Bakugou, Kirishima, and Kaminari could explain what they know-

But they can't. They swore to Izuku they wouldn't tell anyone. Maybe after weeks of torememt from his former friends once Izuku will get a reminder of what life was like before. His only optiob to get out? Read more to find out!

Fanfic will be posters on my Tumblr soon too!!!

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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Okay I've been in the bnha fandom for a little over two years, so let's see how fast I can be canceled:

Dekubowl is my safe haven!

MonoShinDeku (Monoma x Shinsou x Deku), MinaTsuChako (Mina x Tsuyu x Ochako) and KiriBakuDeku are my favorite ot3 and comfort ships.

I think in the hero au where they are aged down (around Izuku's age) ShigaDeku, DabiDeku, OverDeku, and HawksDeku are super cute.

My favorite cannon ship is TodoMomo and IidaMei and I full send love them.

TodoDeku and KiriBaku I ship (like 0.9%) but I mostly only see them as just friends, nothing more.

I love TodoKiri, TodoChako, and InaTodo for todoroki ships.

My all time favorite Kaminari ships are TodoKami and OjiroKami.

KiriTama and MiriDeku are not pedofellia, they are the same age and it's adorable and I stan by them.

My favorite non-cannon straight ships are KiriTsuyu, SatoKure (Sato x Hagakure), and Kacchako.

I love OchaMei, CamieChako, MomoKendo, and MinaJirou as my favorite girlxgirl ships and they are severely underated.

EraserMic is my favorite adult paring.

I love SeroYama (Sero x Aoyama)

ShojiToko (Shoji x Tokoyami) is another Fandom classic I love.

Or TokoKouda because I'm honestly loving the e-boy!Tokoyam x soft-boy!Kouda vibes it gives off.

I have a strong belief that once Kota and Eri meet (and become older) KotaEri will become cannon.

I believe Mineta could change but he will not get a ship with anyone in school because he can't fix is actions of harassment toward all the girls.

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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Gym Teacher: Okay girls on the red line, boys on the blue line.

Non-Binary Friend: [stands in the corner]

Me, genderfluid: [lays in between the lines and cries loudly]

Agender Friend: [laughs awkwardly and leaves gym]

Thats the story on how me and my friends ended up in detention and how our gym teacher was forced by administration to stop seperating by gender.

#genderfluid #nonbinary #agender #detention #true shit #funnyshit #lgbtq #lgbtqiap #lgbt pride

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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[Izuku walks by]

Bakugo internally: Why is Deku so damn cute, his shitty perfect messy broccoli hair, his fucking cute emerald eyes, his adorable ass freckles and sunshine personality-

Izuku: "Good morning, Kacchan!"

Bakugo internally: Don't say something stupid. Don't say something stupid. Don't you dare say something fucking stupid!

Bakugo: "WHAT DO YOU WANT UGLY ASS SHITTY NERD?"

Bakugo internally: Well shit, I fucked up.

#bakudeku #katsudeku #bkdk #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #probably done before #katsuki bakugou #izuku midoriya #bakudeku fluff

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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A OchaMei Headcannon I have is that both girls were deeply in love with Izuku, but when he annnounced he was dating Bakugo, their hearts were broken. Keep in mind, Iida is best friends with Ochako and is forcefully friends with Mei (from the sports festival). Ochako and Mei went on a couple dates with him before, but it didn't work out. Even so both girls were still pinning for him.

Mei doesn't leave the shop for days straight, not eating at all causing her to pass out several times. While Ochako is trying to support her best friend as much as she can, but is just completely breaking not getting any sleep which is visibly showing. Iida who has a empath heart is trying to cheer both girls up and goes to Kaminari for advice since he is a "lady's man."

His tells Iida to get the two together so they can work it out, which is exactly what he does. By telling Urararka he needs his engines "fixed" (Kaminari just shocked them) but he is going to visit his brother on the day his appointment is so he asks if she could do it instead. When she does, she can see the pain in her rivals eyes and they both end up crying and cuddling for hours.

Its a whole mess, but when it's late and Mei is sleeping, Ochako floats her to her dorm because she is a kind-hearted girl who can't bear to leave the girl by herself. When morning comes and Mei awakens she immediately flushed when she see's Urararka in a bra and shorts which kind of unlocks some pansexual panic in her.

Ever since then the girls hang out daily becoming eachothers emotional support systems and eventually best friends. But every time they hang out Mei can't get that image out of her head.

Finally after months Mei gets the courage to ask her out (thanks to Iida, Izuku, and Shinsou) to only be confessed to first?!?

Yeah they awkward start dating because both have always been "straight" so dating another girl was new to them. But since they both had this strong bond already it made their relationship easier.

#ochamei #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #my hero headcanons #ochako uraraka #hatsume mei #bakudeku #izuku midoriya #bakugou katsuki #iida tenya #kaminari denki #one sided attraction #izuchako #izumei #? i dunno

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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Healer DekuBowl Au!

The Midorya’s are your average Japanese middle class family living is Mutsfasu. They have the father; Hisashi Midorya, who runs a stable job making ends meet. The mother, Inko Midorya; who was always a supportive mom watching from the sidelines. Then you have Izuku; the [quirkless] compassionate sunshine boy.

But what will happen when you look behind closed doors? Hisashi the perfect father is a huge vigilante known as AllForOne, making people tremble at his name? Inko, the ditzy housewife is actually a worldwide hacker commonly known as Weep? And Izuku with his big heart does have a quirk which causes everyone to fall in love with him? Join the Midoryas on their family dinners, the adoption of many kids, and changing the world at the same time!

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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Tell me I am wrong but if it was Haikyuu x Ouran crossover...

Hinata would definitely be Haruhi due to the multiships. As well as him being the main character he would be the center of it all.

Oikawa wouldn't be Tamaki like most people think but Bokuto would be. This is because of both characters their simple and shining personality, as well as self confidence and shyness, and clingy tendencies to the main character and wanting to teach them things. As well his emo phase too.

And with Bokuto comes Akashi, making him Kyoa because face it, he has a cold persona and childhood friends with Bokuto. As well the dude is the brains behind the whole club and secretly planning and scheming behind his dumb best friends back.

The twins would definitely be the Miya twins (Atsumu and Osamu) because 1.) they are twins already and 2.) because they would like flirting with Hinata to make Bokuto suffer.

Asahi would definitely be Mori because he is tall quite bean who looks scary but actually likes to shower Hinata with affection.

Noya would be Honey-Senpai due to his high energy, and close relationship with Asahi. Except his obsession isn’t with cute things, it’s more masculine things due to being so small, such as meat buns?

Honeys brother would be Tsukishima because he does dislike him a lot, but he does still respect him as his elder. I say Tsukishima does respect him still because when he actually says his name he calls him san or senpai using a formal term instead of kun or Chan which is more relaxed.

And the red hair delinquent guy would definitely be Kageyama because he wouldn’t want to admit to himself that he is gay, but he is and likes to tease Hinata constantly. As well he has a scary face which scares everyone off when he just wants to be loved.

Renge (the yaoi fan girl) would be Kiyoko because she is a multishipper probably waiting for the ships to happen.

And in that one episodes when the Red haired delinquent is their eating lunch with Haruhi, she calls her friend who also loves boys love so that would definitely be Yaichi. This would happen because Yaichi does seem like the type to drop everything at Kiyoko's call.

Then obviously his dad would be Suga and not deadchi Daichi because... he "died" in that one game.

Then like all the other volleyball players like Kenma, Kuroo, Oikawa, Lev, and Iwazumi would definitely be tied for Hinata's number one customers because they are loaded and don’t have the strength to ask the ball of sunshine out.

TELL ME I AM WRONG, BUT IM NOT!

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otaku-elf-child · 3 years

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Iida Headcannons; Part Two

Urararka was depressed as well but she was known as the cinnamon roll breakers heart. Her friends mostly abandoned her. So one day while she was out (having a mental breakdown) she met Toga. Prepared to fight the blood loving manic she instead received a hug comforting her. After Toga took her to the base comforting her for hours, she fell asleep. The crazy blonde had always been in love with Ochakos beauty and blood so it was a dream come true when the princess fell asleep on her lap. When Ochako returned to school things were still the same, but every time she was by herself or someone had left her, Toga would appear through a portal to take her hand and lead her to base. This happened almost everyday. Then one day Urararka felt a skip in her heart every time Toga smiled her blood crazy smile. Confessing after three month, the two girls started dating. That’s the story of she accidentally and secretly started dating toga while going to U.A. The ironic part? The league never pressured her to share school secrets and vice versa. They had a strong bond due to them all having messed up lives so they all just accepted each other. They never talked more than a quick hello and how are you doing, but it was nice to know that all evil still has a heart.

#togachaco #togachako #toga x uraraka #uratoga #Bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia

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