-Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggdggsgg dendy swag. Autistic about Pow Cards and fights against racism towards kappas!! She's also a coding genius! And a regular genius! She's very cool and she loves her friends!
-SHE
James
-omg its the king of "okay"!! hes literally my fav. yes he intially had murderous intentions, but! its a complicated story including heaps of childhood trauma. the man needs a break. he is also most definitely autistic i mean come on.
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𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒: jun. 2023: 2nd top supporter @expiredale
𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: James Kidd | Mary Read x Reader
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𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: mentions of alcohol consumption
You giggle and look down at Mary as her head rests in your lap, your fingers combing through her dark hair while the two of you rock in the boat that you’re settled in, the calm seas swaying you gently. There’s a little basket of food and some drinks set down beside where Mary is laid across the bottom of the boat and comforting her head against your thighs.
It’s all simple foods, really, which is why they’re so easy for you to feed to one another in a way that’s just warmly romantic: crackers with soft cheese and Spanish meats, chopped fruits, little cakes with sugar and honey. Though, Mary seems most drawn to the rum fudge balls you’ve made. You push one past her lips and she happily eats the sweet treat as she looks up at you and how your skin is brought to life like a polished gem by the warm light of the sunset pouring over you.
She reaches up to tuck some hair behind your ear, assuring that she can see the entirety of your face in all its beauty. Sometimes she’s sure that you’re not human at all, that you’re some sea nymph who’s stolen her heart and she doesn’t have it in her to blame you at all, not when she loves you so dearly.
And you can see that love in her hazel eyes as he takes in every detail of you, seeing no imperfection. You cup her scarred cheek with a soft smile and lean down in order to tenderly kiss her. You can taste rum and sugar on her lips as she cranes her neck just a little in order to better reach you. Her hand lands on the back of your neck in order to pull you even closer to her and she lets out a content hum against you.
Slowly, she sits up and cups your jaw in her calloused hands, roughened from life as both a pirate and Assassin. She then begins to pepper kisses all over your face: cheeks, nose, chin, forehead. The playful affection makes you giggle and your heart flutters in your chest as Mary’s lips leave your face and she kisses just beneath your ear for a moment before moving to trail her lips along the column of your throat, along your pulse to feel the thum of the heart that beats for her.
You let out a little squeal when she suddenly pulls you down onto her, making the boat rock. When you realise that all is well and you won’t, in fact, end up in the water, you let out a little burst of giggles instead that you muffle against Mary’s mouth with kisses. She wraps her arms around you and you do the same, the two of you just laid there cuddling, kissing, no prying eyes about to spy on the two of you in the privacy of your little boat out on the calm waters of the cove. No one to see you and your Mary.
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What's an amount that would help? I don't want to presume so here I am cluttering your inbox
(to answer your other ask you did in fact click the anon button here. fear not, James, you have retained your mysterious identity. and i'd rather it be you in the inbox THAN PEOPLE WITH KNIVES THREATENING LOVINGLY TO STAB ME ON THE IDES OF MARCH WHY MUST THIS HELLSITE BE THIS WAY).
As for the amount I genuinely don't know. Like. Anything you want, really, don't feel pressurised either way? It's not anything I have qualms about and there's no minimum (aside from the 2 dollars on ko fi but i can lower that so).
I don't really have a goal, again, I have no clue what I'm doing. I just set this up because of you lovely maggots and because I'm a poor art bitch who's terrified of rejoining college (humans. i prefer you maggots. why can't i go to college with y'all) and the economy's broken as we all know to our detriment and so any support is appreciated.
As a Thomas newcomer (even had been scared by 1990′s model version when I was young), I feels interesting on some regular characters just be called quite common names... and you can finds much other fiction characters that same name with them!
TAG Gordon Tracy acting Gordon Ramsay’s famous quote in model era Gordon’s angry face mask: It’s freaking RAW!!!
Gordon: XD with steamy tears
James: Do your wardrobe can being colourful like me, 007?
James Bond: At least my weapons would being as diversify as your paint job.
Percy: Did Lord Percy’s ancestor worship your dad in Ancient Greek before, Percy J?
Percy Jackson: ...
Lord Percy Percy: ...
Percy: ...or not?
Why? Cause Edward is suffering two Edwards arguing that one surname is Elric and another is Cullen... Fullmetal Alchemist and Twilight Saga fans are rival, you know.
Henry: And Disney is not just only has one Henry?
John Henry: Notice it’s only my surname is “Henry”, don’t misunderstand!
Prince Charming Henry: At least your fate is much better that Edward, I’m pity him...
Hiro Hamada: Strange, but I feel you’re majestic and tender when you speak mother language.
Hiro: Don’t say that! How can I compare with Optimus Prime?
Hiro Nakamura: Heroes are not just only appears in fiction stories, you can be the one is real life.
Nia: Why Queen Melia haven’t been here? I’m curious on your Blade power.
Queen Nia: She prefer Tardis more...
Little Mio: Mama, that train is same name with you!
Kana: I’ve watched your 1 hour exercise challenge clip on youtube! If I and Nia are human, I wanna take challenge with Gordon too!
Kana Arima: *confused* (cannot image how they in model era style mask, and how Gordon’s fanservice looks would be...)
Hi! So yeah, I've done something quite new: for the first time, I made prints of my last artworks, that are available on my ko-fi shop :
Feel free to take a look! I also opened my commissions, still on my ko-fi, for those who want!
Eeet, pour les français du coin -quoi que je doute qu'il y en ait par ici qui ne speak pas l'anglais-... une traduction approximative.
Hey ! Effectivement, je me lance dans un nouveau bail. J'ai donc préparé des prints de mes derniers dessins, disponibles sur mon ko-fi shop ! J'y ai aussi ouvert mes commissions, pour ceux que ça intéresse !