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xx0yeet-everything0xx · 11 months

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percy: i don't think nico's ever gone to sleep before 5am, and its really just concerning at this point

percy: let's not even talk about jason. he wakes up at 4:45am on the dot, every morning, without an alarm clock. that's terrifying.

#the golden 15 mins during which jason & nico interact #jason grace #percy jackson #nico di angelo #and if waking up at 4.45am seems unrealistic to u #i know SEVERAL people who wake up from times between 4.00—5.15 in the morning #pjo #hoo #toa #pjo incorrect quotes #jercy #jasico #? maybe. js because it feels right #edit: this is killing my notifs PLEASE STOP GIVING THIS NOTES

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fanaticalthings · 2 years

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Bruce after yelling at all his kids, now turning to Jason specifically: And anoth-

Jason: You ever raise your voice at me again, and I'll start a gang war so elaborate and large scale that you'll be forced to call in the Justice League.

Bruce:

Jason: And I'll do it whilst you're in the middle of an ultra important WE meeting, too.

#jason: i will not hesitate at any given opportunity to embarass you in your own city in front of the justice league #jason: and can you imagine asking a green lantern for help? your reputation will never recover.#jason 'i like to cause problems on purpose just cuz my dad is a loser' todd #jason wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat thinking 'bruce is feeling too at peace rn. how can i change that?'#jason: im gonna make you wish i were dead again.#bruce crying: why would you say that #batman #bruce wayne #batdad #jason todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #batkids #fanatical posting

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00127am · 1 month

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YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood

🧾 © 00127am 2O24

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geryone · 8 months

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Pornography, Richard Siken

#quotes #poetry #quote #poem #richard siken #id in alt text #INSANE ACTUALLY #wake up babes new Richard Siken just dropped

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se-hos · 5 months

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“i sleep with women but i’m emotionally involved with mac” haunts my every waking minute

#when you lie so much you accidentally tell the truth #i go to bed i think about this quote #i wake up i think about this quote #macdennis #iasip #ds.txt

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fannyyann · 4 months

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if you've found yourself asking why matthew doesn't know what a pokeball is today, let me remind you that he's been OBSESSED with hockey his entire life

and isn't so sure brady had the same obsession at such an early age 😭😩😂

#matthew tkachuk #the brady quote is one of the funniest things matthew has ever said #imagine waking up all on your own to watch hockey highlights before school!!!!#IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

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cloud-ya · 4 months

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when a unicorn can be only captured by a virgin but warms up to someone that's a very opposite of virginity

#babe wake up new comfort au dropped #to quote phoebe 'assigned virgin at unicorn'#honkai impact #kiana kaslana #herrscher of the void #murata himeko #centaur #unicorn

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thewiglesswonder · 11 months

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TFA StarOp, part four.

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fromedennn · 1 year

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“saturn devouring his son,” francisco goya | “eat your young,” hozier

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sodamnbored · 2 years

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Jason groaning, over an Iris message: Go to sleep. I am an honours student that needs SLEEP.

Nico, insistently: And I am a troubled youth who needs GUIDANCE.

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raeofgayshine · 2 years

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Bruce Wayne, drunk and full on Brucie mood in the middle of a gala: You know, that accent doesn’t really fit in around here. It’s cute. Where are you from?

Clark, internally debating every life choice that led him to this moment: I’m from Smallville. Kansas.

Bruce, leaning closer to Clark with a flirty smile: Oh you’re cute and funny. You know, I like that in a man.

Clark, very confused but trying to just go along with it: Thank you??

Bruce: I mean, everyone knows that Kansas isn’t real but I do always enjoy a good laugh.

Clark: What.

Bruce: What? Everyone knows that Kansas was made up for Wizard of Oz.

Clark, unsure if Bruce is fucking with him or if he’s just really deep into this dumb act: Bruce, Kansas is a real place. It’s one of the 50 states that make up America.

Bruce, tilting his head a little confused: There’s 50 states? Since when?

#ravenpuff rambles #bruce wayne #Clark Kent #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #superbat #if you want to read it like that I mean Bruce is definitely flirting with Clark #and annoying him at the same time but really that’s just their relationship #anyways shout out to my sister who texted me ‘You think Bruce pretends Kansas isn’t real to annoy Clark?’#haven’t been able to stop thinking about that since then #The thing is Bruce absolutely went into this as just a way to fuck with Clark but he got drunk and maybe leaned in a bit too hard #and then the next thing he knows he’s waking up to the news story ‘Bruce Wayne shocked to find out Kansas is real’#*cuts to video of a distraught Bruce looking at Clark’s phone where Clark has a map of the US up*#‘See there’s Kansas’#Bruce: ‘My whole life has been a lie?’ *looks to the camera* ‘Dick Dick did you know that Kansas was *real*’#Dick snickering: ‘Yeah B they taught us that in school’#Bruce: ‘Why didn’t anyone tell me?’#His kids never fucking let him live it down nor do any of them believe Bruce when he tries to defend himself and say he knew Kansas was real #all along. They just pat his arm and go ‘Sure you did B’#Brucie Wayne my beloved himbo of a man

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fanaticalthings · 2 years

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Just thinking about how Jason had a bit of a rough childhood and considering the state his parents were in, I feel like he probably wasn't held much?

So can you imagine Jason getting carried by Bruce for the first time and absolutely loving it, but he's too afraid to show how much he actually enjoys it, which gives Bruce the impression he shouldn't do it often, until Jason has to shyly ask B to pick him up like how a 5yo would be asked to be carried by their parent like:

[Jason lightly tugging on Bruce's shirt]

Bruce, looking down at him: What is it, Jay? Do you need something?

and it's just Jason hesitantly raising his arms up hoping Bruce will get the message sjoajdiididjns

and ofc Bruce is absolutely elated that his son loves to be held by him and squeezes him extra tightly when he picks him up

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hawkinsincorrect · 23 days

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Vecna: I am going to kill you!

Max: Hold on, let me ask El.

Vecna: It’s not a choice…

Max: She said no.

#we just need to wake her up from her nap now #incorrect quotes #stranger things #vecna #henry creel #max mayfield #source: ???

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breakitoutwildbreak · 1 month

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Nobody: Shockwave: if I had to choose between Megatron and Starscream to lead the Decepticons, I choose Soundwave.

#maccadam #transformers #Shockwave #Soundwave #wavewave #shockwave x Soundwave?#incorrect quotes #memes #shocksound #Angry megastar noises in the background going “wHaAt!?”#Shockwave wakes up in medbay after that #KO: tsktsktsk #Soundwave: 💙💙💙💙💙

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cozylittleartblog · 2 months

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clown hours

new deltarune newsletter. i dont know how many characters are featured across the 50-ish valentines but i want it on record i only got queen and rouxls among mine. you will look at them

obviously toby fox knows my email personally somehow and knew exactly who to send me (joke. but also what are the odds)

#deltarune #rouxls kaard #queen #not art #deltarune newsletter #valentines day #queenkaard #oh my god they're in the same email together.......... babes wake up we got crumbs..............#this isn't even crumbs this is like a hint of sauce somebody wiped on a door handle by mistake #i knew she had king blocked on facebook.#also there's another rouxls valentine directed at queen specifically and he 'forgot what she looked like' but he wants to be her #and i quote. 'valentines lackeye'. raised eyebrow emoji #i love them as either pals Or partners but boy whatever is going on in canon is miles funnier #please rb this post with what valentines you got i want to see them all. especially if there are more than 2 per character #the spamton one is also great. days since incident on the war thunder forums: 0

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forestshadow-wolf · 4 months

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Soap: *smacking his lips loudly as he wakes up*

Ghost, groaning tiredly: wha're'ya doing?

Soap: lips numb 'fter I wake up

Ghost: uh-

#c'mon ghost that's normal #right? RIGHT?!#like I wake up with numb lips #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #ghostsoap #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #incorrect quotes #incorrect cod quotes #el rambles

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