Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.
Clint: What does that mean?
Natasha: His father was a slut too.
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The chokehold 2012 Avengers tower fanfiction has on me is insane
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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.
Kate: What is it?
Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.
Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.
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"Clint Barton has no superpowers"
Excuse me, but what is this then?
I'm pretty sure even the best real archers cannot do something like this.
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Natasha: People keep calling Clint the epitome of a golden retriever.
Natasha: He is not.
Natasha: He is a raccoon that has been too socialized by people and now cannot be released back into the wild.
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men are gonna be so pissed when they realise young avengers are mostly women and a bunch of queers led by a brown girl and i love see how men cry so easily for that
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Y/N zip lines in and kicks a thug away from Kate…
Y/N: hi
Kate: hey youre gorgeous…what?
Clint hugs Y/N…
Clint: thanks for coming
Y/N: sure thing dad
Kate: d-dad?! you’re his—?!?
Y/N: yep. Who’s your partner, Dad? She’s beautiful
Clint: Y/N Kate, Kate Y/N
Y/N: pleasure to meet you Katie (winks)
Kate: (whispers) I know what I want for Christmas
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Cannot believe the way Clint was demonstrated to be one of the most intelligent characters and then they just brushed it off for the rest of his run until Hawkeye. But?? A room full of scientists and Clint fucking Barton is the guy who recognises that a door can be tampered with from the other end, even when it’s actually a cube from space.
And it’s such a practical take, too. These people are all running around thinking these fantastical thoughts and Clint, who grew up in an environment where being practical meant survival, looks at the Tesseract and thinks “it’s a door. There’s clearly another side.”
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Natasha: I'm gonna kick your ass.
Y/N: I'd love to see you try.
Natasha: Saturday. Noon. The usual place.
Y/N: You're on. Loser pays for dinner and the movie.
Clint: CAN YOU JUST ASK EACH OTHER OUT NORMALLY??
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Tony: here, hold this *hands Peter a wrench*
Peter: *now holding 17 wrenches* I think I'm gonna drop it
Tony: You're fine
*loud clang and crash*
Peter: I dropped it
Clint: *from the vents* 16! I repeat, he can hold 16 wrenches! Who had the bet for 16?
Tony: Damn it! You couldn't have held one more wrench, kid!?
Peter: ...what is going on?
Steve: *from upstairs* BUCKY WON! AGAIN!
Clint: DAMN YOU BARNES!
Tony: Thats 4 rounds Barnes has won now! How does he do it!?
Bucky: *from upstairs* I'M JUST A REALLY GOOD GUESSER
Clint: This is bullshit! He's cheating!
Peter: Not that I understand remotely what's going on... but how would he cheat?
Clint: Well I dont know that! If I knew how you could cheat at this bet dont ya think I'd have won by now!
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Yelena: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Kate: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Natasha: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Kate, learn to listen.
Y/N: What if it bites itself and I die?
Yelena: That's voodoo.
Y/N: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Kate: That's correlation, not causation.
Y/N: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Wanda: That's kinky.
Natasha: Oh my God.
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[Marvel Comics] America and Kate drawings :)
the dress is from Hawkeye (2012)
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Not gonna pass this trend for my hawkeyes babies💜
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