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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months

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anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

#not a shitpost #serious post #ask to tag #tw trauma #cptsd #c-ptsd #and if so we should TALK about it #because it means there are a whole group of survivors out there whose mental health regularly worsens during holidays #like i know i am most certainly not the only person who feels an undefined Dread hanging over christmas/my birthday/july 4 etc #bc too many shitty things happened during those times and now my brain is hypervigilant bc traditionally these are the Danger Times #and this seems like it would be particularly common for survivors of abusive/dysfunctional households (aka most people with c-ptsd)#because holidays/vacations typically mean 1) the whole family is together/being forced to interact #2) and undergoing external stressors e.g. travel/relatives aka 'outsiders' visiting/routines & coping mechanisms being interrupted etc #3) there is social pressure for this to be a Fun Family Bonding Experience which only highlights the cracks in the foundation #and exposes the common Everything Is Fine/We Are A Happy Family lie #4) the cognitive dissonance of feeling tired/anxious/stressed/afraid during a time when you are 'supposed' to be Making Good Memories #and then everyone is angry/tired/anxious/triggered and things boil over and something or someone goes Very Wrong #weird that i'm posting this in october when halloween is...sort of the ONLY holiday i have only good and happy feelings towards #i got lucky there #also i have positive feelings towards Labor Day but that's for socialist reasons

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hannibard · 3 days

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Interesting how all three ships my blog is centered around have this dynamic huh

#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannigram #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #the witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #photos #shitpost #crack #meme #trope #crispy

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lyrichi · 1 month

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[mc is sitting w belphie and satan; anti-lucifer league shenanigans] [[belphie is asleep lol]]

mc sees luci: omg is that lucifer

satan looks up: tch- yeah.

mc pulls out a straw from nowhere:

satan: what are you doing

[mc puts the straw up to their mouth and shoots the gum in their mouth at lucifer, it lands in his hair]

[mc slowly looks over at satan and they make eye contact]

mc: bullseye

#idk I think it'd be funny to pull highschool movie type pranks on luci #ehehehe #I feel evil #lucifer's terrible horrible no good very bad day #:D #anyway #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me satan #obey me belphie #obey me lucifer

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skyenish · 19 days

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I drew some twst characters as my little pony characters

*Drops this and runs*

#I think Vil covers up his cutie mark for personal reasons #(his cutie mark would be spotlights)#twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar #Jamil viper #vil schoenheit #twst #fanart #art #my art #noahsart #disney twisted wonderland #shitpost #my little pony #mlp #ジャミル・バイパー #レオナ・キングスカラー #ヴィル・シェーンハイト #ディズニーツイステッドワンダーランド #twst crack #twst art #twisted wonderland art #jamil viper art #Leona Kingscholar art #vil Schoenheit art #guys I know a unicorn seems like the obvious choice for Jamil but HEAR ME OUT ON HIM BEING A PEGASUS #btw I’m aware that my horse anatomy isn’t very good #I’ve never drawn ponies or horses before 💀#Jamil would have bags attached to that strap but I’m too lazy to draw them #Vil would probably have clothing too but he whatever

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 3 months

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Muriel: Maybe you shouldn't use pick-up lines for Mr Crowley.

Aziraphale *stops highlighting 101 Pick-Up Lines*: I beg your pardon, my dear?

Muriel: I've been reading more about humans, they usually advise a 'more personalised approach'.

Aziraphale:

[later that day]

Crowley: Hey angel could you hand me the wine bo--

Aziraphale: I may not have Azira-fallen from heaven...

Crowley:

Aziraphale: ...but I sure Azira-fell for you.

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mrclairdycat · 4 months

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FUCK YOUR ANGSTY GOOD OMENS HEADCANONS!!

This is supposed to be a comedy series so consider this: Crowley has sleep walking problems and has an incredibly stretchy body since he's a snake and shit. This culminates in the fact you'll always find him sleeping the weirdest positions and places.

Ladies, gentlemen and gentlepeople, here's a compilation of positions I think Aziraphale has found Crowley sleeping in:

#good omens #headcanon #can someone draw this?#good omens headcanons #good omens crowley #good omens crack #good omens shitpost #shitposting #i just know aziraphale makes fun of him for this all the time #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #good omens s3 #good omens season 2 #anthony j crowley #aziraphale

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the-amethyst-artist · 3 months

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Crowley and Aziraphale as bugs. That’s it end post.

Seriously I know this is perhaps the weirdest thing I’ve posted BUT you cannot deny they are cute as beetles! Aziraphale is a grapevine beetle (Pelidnota punctata) and Crowley is a Siamese rhinoceros beetle (Xylotruoes socrates). Hope you enjoy Buggie Omens 🪲

#good omens #crowley #go2 #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #crowley x arizaphale #fanart #azicrow #aziraphale #procreate #good omens au #buggie omens #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #aziracrow #crack art #good omens shitpost

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twistedappletree · 2 months

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#lmao good evening #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #apple memes 🍎#lan jingyi #precious gremlin #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs juniors #mdzs donghua #apple edits 🍎

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tongjaitongjai · 1 year

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CrypticGod!Merlin and Worshipper aka fanboy Mordred CRACK AU - Part 3

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Merlin learns that being a god in semi-mortal form is very difficult when having a strong follower like Mordred.

Mordred, like many who pray to their god as some kind of anchor, will often pray something along the lines of ‘Emrys, give me strength and courage’ or ‘Emrys, please be with me through this difficult time’ unconsciously.

Except, unlike the normies, his commitment and belief are EXTREMELY STRONG, so when he prays strong enough, HIS GOD ACTUALLY SHOWS UP:

Arthur, charging him during sparring: Come on, Mordred! You can do better than this!!

Mordred: (anxiously praying) Emrys helps me

Merlin, suddenly appears between Arthur and Mordred, with Arthur about to smash him with the sword: THE FUCK—

Obviously, he is banned from praying during sparring, but occasionally Merlin will still pop up out of nowhere when he is anxious, and the knights eventually have to get used to it:

Arthur: Today, the neighbouring kingdom’s knights will join us for the practice, and there will be some competitions. I hope all of you are ready to protect and uphold the honour of Camelot’s knights. Any defeat is unacc—-

Arthur:

Arthur: any defeat is understandable, for one must lose before learning true victory, so please don’t get too stressed, especially you, Mordred.

Mordred: How do you know I am stressed?

Gwaine, carrying Merlin, who pop up above his head the moment Arthur said ‘defeat’, on his neck : Yeah, I wonder how

As their relationship improves, the power of Mordred’s prayer gets stronger. Not only can Merlin feels his emotions and more in-depth thoughts through the prayer, it also affects Merlin’s power, in both endearing and also straight-up ridiculous ways.

Lancelot, whispers: You are very upset because of that Lord Asshole’s shitty comment toward the Druids, aren’t you.

Mordred, calm and composed: No, I am a knight of Camelot and a grown man, I will not be bothered by something so trivial. I am not upset at all.

Lancelot: You aren’t praying to Merlin now are you.

Mordred: How is that relevant?

Merlin: *BARGING INTO THE MEETING* *SHOOTING FIRE BEAMS FROM HIS EYE, DESTROYING THE PATH AS HE WALKS* *GRABBING LORD ASSHOLE BY A COLLAR THEN PROCEEDS TO GERMAN SUPLEX HIM ON THE TABLE*

Arthur, watching this happens for the third time this week:

Arthur: Mordred, we talked about this, you have to express your thoughts and feelings verbally, not by praying to Merlin

Merlin: Don’t force him Arthur! He will talk when he is ready!

Arthur: STOP SPOILING HIM YOU ARE JUST HAPPY YOU GET TO PUNCH NOBLES

Also, when he is extremely happy, he prays to Merlin as well, like ‘Thanks Emrys for all the good fortunes that happen to me today’

Elyan: Arthur complimented Mordred at training today didn’t he? Maybe saying something like ‘you are going to be one of Camelot finest knights soon’

Percival: How do you know??? you were not there today????

Elyan, watching Merlin’s skin glows, not even in an oh so beautiful ethereal way but like a radioactive sun way: It’s .. hard to miss…

The first time Mordred wins a tournament, Merlin radiates for three days straight. His voice also sounds godly with all the weirdly smooth echoes and harp melody complimenting his every word. Mordred is exhilarated. Arthur is going insane. Merlin finally officially bans Mordred from praying to him.

#cryptic god!merlin and no1worshipper!mordred au #i dont think mordred will stop praying tho #mordred wont stop praying until his emrys can fight the sun with barehands #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin crack #mordred #sir mordred #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #merlin au #bbc mordred #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin shitpost #crack post #i just love it when things could have been good then the good escalate into chaos #i jsut had a martini and tipsy me was like yes Merlin crack au i don’t understand how my brain work ok?#my post

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beebopboom · 6 months

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it’s been three months

#welp #guess this is my life #good omens #good omens 2 #the brainrot is real #good omens brainrot #good omens shitpost #good omens crack #good omens memes

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cloverthegrand · 9 months

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#good omens #good omens 2 #Jim good omens #Crowley good omens #Gabriel good omens #crack #shitpost #good omens fanart

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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year

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pt.9

[Lucifer sulking around RAD]

Satan: Psst, not that I care because I want to laugh, but what happened to him?

Asmo: I might have convinced Luke to tell MC that Lucifer was bullying and calling him chihuahua again

Asmo: So MC said they were going to take a gold star away when we get home!

Satan: (cracking up)

Asmo (narrowly misses a knife): He might know it was me too!

#DEMON OF THE WEEK #I always have trouble with asmo content SORRY!? alaksmkfldlsl I hope this is good!?#obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me headcanons #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me shall we date #omswd #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹#shitpostcifer

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hannibard · 6 months

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I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

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crowleys-ducks · 7 months

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No you don't understand, if Aziraphale or Crowley actually die in s3, even for like five seconds, do you have any idea what that could mean? Consider, the Almighty actually listening for once, hearing the pleas of whoever remained alive and doing something about it. Like vavoom, resurrection bitches.

But not just any resurrection.

Imagine, God taking a little piece of Crowley/Aziraphale and giving it to whichever one died so that they are BOTH BOUND TOGETHER FOR ETERNITY. IT'S SOMETHING SO INTIMATE AND IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE! Or, you could say, it's like Eve being formed from Adam except that this time there's no ribs involved but wings. Yes, wings.

Aziraphale and Crowley would now have one of the other's wings as a visual reminder of their special union. One white wing, one black wing. They aren't demons, they aren't angels, they're something unspeakable. Something absolutely INEFFABLE!! And God uses this to teach Her creation about what it means to love one another.

God: Stop fighting. Don't destroy the world. I never okay'd that blueprint!! Love each other or else. Bye!

And She fucks off for another 6000 years or so. Meanwhile Aziraphale and Crowley are like did the Almighty just marry us WHAT HAPPENED.

Yes. Yes she did. She's the biggest AziraCrow shipper.

So all things must continue as they were (except for The Metatron running heaven, he's been thrown in celestial jail) only now things are better. Heaven isn't a bad place anymore, and Hell becomes liveable and they get Wifi (finally).

What does any of this mean? Not sure. God's plan is ineffable after all. You can't know it. Even I don't know what I'm talking about. Please don't take this seriously I haven't had my morning coffee.

#This special life saving wing exchange has been on my mind for WEEKS #Like how awesome would that be?#Good omens season 3 #Good omens theory #Good omens crack #good omens shitpost #aziraphale x crowley #good omens god

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sauronnaise · 4 months

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