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🌱 jack hughes calling you a really sweet pet name and luke and quinn cringing so hard when they hear it and then teasing jack relentlessly
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐦-𝐜𝐨𝐦 | jh⁸⁶
♡ ─ word count | 436
♡ ─ warnings | nothing but teasing and fluff!
♡ ─ ev's notes | i hope y'all enjoyed!
"This is why we don't ever get ready with Y/N, she takes forever." Luke let out a impatient sigh as he spoke bitterly, glaring at you as he pretended you weren't next to him. You returned the glare as Quinn and Jack exchanged looks, amused expressions on their faces.
"Shut up, Luke. You don't understand, you don't have long hair like me." You shot back, crossing your arms defensively.
Luke rolled his eyes, his frustration evident. "Yeah, yeah, blame it on the hair," he muttered, but his irritation seemed to simmer down a notch. "It only takes me like 30 minutes to get ready, max."
"Oh yeah, we can fucking tell." You let out a chuckle, causing Jack and Quinn to let out a laugh.
Luke shot you a mock glare, but there was a hint of amusement in his eyes. "Alright, alright, I'll give you that one. But seriously, can we pick up the pace? I'm starving."
"Okay, whatever fine." You finally put on the finishing touches on your make-up, causing Luke to let out another annoyed sigh.
Luke muttered under his breath, "It's like she's getting ready for the Met Gala, jeez."
"Luke, we get it, you're impatient. Just give her some time." Jack shook his head at Luke, causing a smirk to appear on your face.
"I'm not impatient." Luke mumbled, causing all three of you to let out laughs.
You finally put down your make-up and walked up to the boys, a smile on your face. "I'm done! Look, wasn't so hard to wait, huh?"
"Yeah, let's go baby." Jack looked at you with a proud grin as he grabbed your purse and hand, heading for the door. Quinn and Luke gagged playfully as they followed, the teasing seamlessly continuing.
"Oh, please. You two are like a real-life rom-com," Quinn teased, nudging Luke with his elbow.
Luke rolled his eyes but couldn't hide the amusement in his expression. "Sure, if the rom-com involves waiting for an eternity for the main character to get ready."
You linked arms with Jack, ignoring Luke's comment. "Well, aren't you lucky to be part of this cinematic masterpiece?" you teased, earning an eye roll from Luke and a laugh from Jack.
As you all walked towards the door, Quinn playfully pretended to wipe away fake tears. "I'm just so moved by the love story of Y/N and her makeup routine."
Luke smirked, joining in on the joke. "Truly a story for the ages."
Outside, Jack held the door open with a flourish. "After you, princess."
"Ewww!" Luke groaned, making you roll your eyes in annoyance.
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Updates
hehe. Also 1.6 is fucking amazing, i do have updates based on the new winter outfits too...
Sooo, crush 3 is for sure growing on me, I've tried to insert myself a bit more into their conversations, like i sit near them often, but i sat like a seat away from them and they spoke about some guy i knew so i just said the minimal information i knew of that guy. Which in retrospect is cringe as shit but you know I'm just a girl in love (i am neither in fact, CexG tho). Today actually I spoke about how my friend is clearly gay because of his music taste and one of the artists i was 50/50 sure if it makes you gay is Conan Grays (shout out to all my Kid Krows, Heathers and etc's, my sister is a part of yous too) so when i heard Conan Gray's name as i was leaving, my ears sprung up but i wouldn't have said anything until i realised it was little mx Crush 3, Mr maru, mrs sam if you will, so yeah i kind of snuck in there, fully blushing too when they called my friend a lucky bastard. eeeek. I'm cringing so hard at myself rn i cannot lie.
Sooooo, 1.6 eh, pretty fun. Love the Ginger Island map, and books in general really, loving living breathing for the fishing festivals, i haven't seen the desert festival or the green rain thing yet soo not sure what that's about, i did play in my farm that was on fall y2 tho so. Anywho, the outfits!!! everyone is killing but here is my opinions in relations to my not crush crushes.
Crush 1: honestly doesnt seem the type to wear winter clothing, like no concept of wearing a thicker jacket when it gets colder, but if i had to pick i'd say Alex because Alex's winter is just their regular. Also this crush has dwindled slightly, but its fluxuated over the whole time so idk.
Crush 2: Seb/Sam, i though Leah for a minute then realised i was thinking of myself, lmaoo. but yeah they didn't wear scarves from what i recall but i see it, same with the hat, i just see it. This crush has gone down slightly just because i speak to them more (say hi how are you instead of looking up then retreating) I'm less intimidated? idek
Crush 3: Im getting Harvey's regular which is not what we're looking for and just isn't accurate. However i will say like a mix of Maru's and Haley's is giving me some recollection yknow. This crush has not dwindled, I'm acting like some twat, I'm sure no ones picked it up but in my head i am so worried someone knows and ships it or is laughing at me, like ewww. but yeah no.
#stardew bachelorettes#stardew bachelors#stardew valley#aromantic#crush#aroace#crushes#arospec#acespec#stardew 1.6#stardew update#conan gray#unlabelled
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Can you make headcanon of demon Bros and side characters reacting 2 first time hearing the term shart ?
Pls🥺💗
For the sake of shart!
(Ft. The demon bros)
Lucifer
What in the name of diavolo is that?! And what is its purpose even so?!
Low-key didn't knew what this "term" meant until you explained.
First off, why you, so innocent cute looking munchkin know such a thing and then, even if you did, why did you need to say it aloud, just to ruin his day?!?
Made a clearly very disgusted face, with his eye-twitching slightly. Why out of all people you. His doll, his mc do him that dirty, why!!!!!!
Not to mention the fact mammon was hanged upside-down for calling him, a shart-er in front of Diavolo cuz why not?🙃
Mammon
Wide-eyes just by hearing the word, he knew the meaning but pretended not to. (Little did he know, you saw through it.)
Boy laughed so hard, he himself sharted.
His face was like beautiful painting filled with colours each one depicted a different emotion. One for disgust, other for embarrassment and another for the pain twisting underneath the surface. (Yes pun intended)
Called each and everyone a wacky-shartist, had lucifer hang him upside-down, Satan almost gouge his eyes out and risked his ear drums to burst due to asmo's screech.
Leviathan
Oh boy. Oh no. How could you?!! Mc, his Henry, the true, innocent and pure mc, his savior. How could you know that?!!
First, confused until he was hit with harsh slap of realization. Then, he proceeded to shush before you could say it again.
No--no more time with mammon, he taught you this shit, didn't that bitch?!! Hmph!
Ok but he laughed his non-existent ass off when mammon fucked shit up, and the said belphi probably shits in his pants while sleeping which clearly belphi didn't want to hear and forced levi to give mammon some company.
Satan
A shart, you say?? I do not know what that is but I belive it would be an interesting book?? Kindly tell me more about it ??? (Really it isn't a book Satan, trust me)
Wide-eyes, almost on the verge of crying, his day has been ruined, his life has been ruined. Why did you have to do this and especially to him, who loved you so dearly?
He was so disgusted, he almost puked, wasn't that enough for you to stop. Cuz please do or else he'll cry.
It got even worse when mammon came to Bully him, he thought he was going to have mental breakdown but to cope with that, he tried gouge mammons eyes out. Fuck you lucifer, mammon, levi and the entire fucking world!!!
Asmodeus
Just by hearing that weird word made him cringe, but how could he refuse his cute innocent sweet darling?!!
Meaningfulness of the word was killing him, he screeched 'ewww' on top of his lungs, so loud, it was deafening.
Kicked you out his room, cuz he gotta puke and doesn't want to any more disgusted than he already is.
Oh and not mention, how he screeched at mammon for calling him such a foul thing. His voice was so ear-piercing even a banshee would be ashamed.
HOW COULD YOU MAMMON?!!!
Beelzebub
"What type of cake is that, Mc??" That type of cake beel, that you wouldn't want to eat, it usually located in unmentionable area of a person and is usually very fresh and smells, oh--well odd." " I don't mind trying it, especially if you make it!"
Beel wants to try it but is then yelled at and gets confused. Asks belphi on whether a shart is edible or not. It is not
You do not know how to explain this to him, he cannot understand that and belphi refuses to let you ruin this baby.
In short, beel never found what a shart was and kept asking people about it, and in the end, lucifer erased his memory of the word. (And threatened to kill you if you did it again)
Belphegor
Bitch laughed his ass off, he knew you weren't that innocent little crappy baby. But deep down inside, he knows how hard he'll cry once you go away.
If beel's a baby, then so is belphi. Bruh he hates you for that, yet cannot survive without your cuddles. So, he bears with nonsense you blabbered about.
And No-one could explain the pure throbbing rage, he contains until he hung levi upside-down and almost set lucifer's hair on fire.
Fuck you lucifer!!!
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yo I'm back!! \(^♡^)/
It was exam times, so I neglected Tumblr but now it is no-more.
Have a good day!!
#obey me barbatos#obey me luke#obey me diavolo#obey me belphie#obey me swd#obey me lucifer#shall we date#obey me smut#obey me leviathan#obey me imagines#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me angst#obey me funny#obey me headcannons#obey me scenarios#obey me x mc
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Agents of SHIELD S3E18-S3E20 reaction
Agents of SHIELD S3E18
-Well at least when Daisy destroys the base she didn't kill anyone
-what if Daisy's vision of somebody dying is that she actually killed somebody on the team under mind control. That's a dark thought I don't think she'd ever recover if this was the case
-oh I'm so done with this. Can they please just get rid of Ward
-I am so sick of seeing Daisy's pretty little adorable face in the same shot with freaking Ward's face
-ugghh I cannot express how frustrated I am with this.
-So done with this show rn. Just. Don't come at me like this.
-AND I wondered why people say season 3 will kick me in the teeth
-welp now the said teeth are very much feeling the kick
-Seeing FitzSimmons awkwardly talking about sex briefly lifted my mood lol they are still cute af
-I hate seeing Daisy with Ward so much. fucking hell. just stop. seeing Daisy put her head on Ward's shoulder physically hurt me and cringed me
-Leave my girl alone already
-Lincoln calling Daisy Coulson and May a small messed up family lol this show really is NOT subtle in implying who is Daisy's father and mother figure
-Oh Simmons is gorgeous. Her usual makeup in this show is undermining how beautiful she is
-Why is Daisy still so hot when she's in evil mode
-The way her power can make the ground split open aww man she's so powerful
-But yeah definitely need to save her before she does something too far gone
-"She's the closest thing I have to a daughter"
-really just not subtle at all. I like Coulson and Daisy's connection though so I think that's pretty moving.
-Are FitzSimmons gonna have sex soon... because it feels like it
-I won't be against it. It'd be pretty cute
-ewwwww that needle into the eye scene is sooooo gross ewww
-sooner or later this show's gonna need to pay for my therapy
-Daisy. Don't do anything stupid.
-poor FitzSimmons omg
-Fitz and Daisy's actors can both ACT in this choking scene but I swear if Daisy ended up killing Fitz she'll never recover
-Even if Daisy didn't actually choke Fitz to death she'll have a hard time dealing with this when she's free of mind control
-oh no alien warm Ward has Will's memories. This must be so traumatizing for Simmons. her dead ex-bf wearing the skin of Grant Ward having a creepy conversation with her? So glad Simmons shot him lol
-At least FitzSimmons made it out alive and Simmons looks gorgeous in this episode
-But uggh it's been a whole episode and Daisy is still with alien octopus warm ugghhhh like come on now...
-I swear to god they better not drag saving Daisy to the finale
-Just how cute is this sex scene between FitzSimmons tho. It's about time
-Kids really all grew up huh
-I want to punch Ward's face so bad
Agents of SHIELD S3E19
-four more episodes to go and this zombie Ward finally got a name
-Hive makes me think of arrowverse lol
-I used to love watching scenes with Daisy in it but now Hive-Ward is standing right by her and he sucked all of the fun out of watching Daisy uggghh
-Also why is this show grossing me out every episode now. That scene of a person melting is just ewww ewww ewww so gross
-Did Simmons just call Fitz her boyfriend. That's so cute
-Lincoln just risked his life to save Daisy awww
-ugghhh Daisy needs to snap out of this or she's gonna get herself killed
-In theory, Kree made the Inhumans so they should be a lot stronger?
-What did I just witness...Daisy just killed a Kree so easily???
-is she really this powerful?
-welp Daisy's fully looking like she's losing it...and I'm pretty sure if she's not under mind control she won't mean these things that she's saying
-Seeing Daisy beat up Mack is so painful I need help
-Welp seems like Hive can't be killed
-Did May just shoot Daisy????
-Uggh another episode and they still haven't saved Daisy and now I'm so frustrated
-This show is very good at making me feel all sorts of negative feelings ugghhh it is looking more and more likely that they'll drag this saving Daisy thing to the finale and ugghhh I hate this
-and ughhh fucking hell Daisy did not just offer herself up as a sacrifice to be drained
-Imma die of frustration and agents of shield better be paying my therapy bills
-When can Ward finally die I just can't deal with this any longer
Agents of SHIELD S3E20
-Daisy darling I know you are under mind control but still. You are gonna get yourself killed
-They really be draining Daisy of her blood when she just got shot
-she looks like she's in real bad shape
-Can't they just let shield save her already there're only three episodes left in this season ugghh I'm so frustrated
-What's sokovia accords and this avenger reference they keep on making
-feels like I need to watch a lot of movies for this show
-yeahhhh Daisy sounds pretty brainwashed rn
-yoyo and Mack make quite a cute couple
-Just when I thought watchdogs are gross they turn into these primitive-looking ugly people ugghhh
-The way Daisy just manipulated Lincoln into escaping shield base ugghh
-eww warm-Ward calling these primitive ugly people his baby with Daisy is on another level of grosss omfg
-AT LAST shield and Lincoln has some brain ugghh
-But I don't see how sending over Lash can accomplish anything?
-ohhhh so Lash can resist mind control
-Daisy is on the verge of bleeding out and she can barely walk and still she's gonna go out to fight Lash??
-welp she's gonna get herself killed
-oh waiiiitttt a minute
-Gotta admit I did not see this coming
-FINALLY they save my girl omfg took this bloody show long enough
-So Lash's purpose is to save Daisy from mind control??
-"This is agent Daisy Johnson I'm coming home"
-Somebody gives her some blood transfusion and don't let her walk on her own omfg she looks like a ghost
-istg this show be playing my emotions and it better not be Mack who dies in Daisy's vision
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Okay I just HAVE TO get this off my chest right now.
I was watching the new episode of 2.43 seiin koukou danshi volley-bu, and well, I decided to check out the comment section because hey! I want to hear what other fans of the series have to say, liked, and so on.
Instead however-
I was met by the most horrid comment section it reminded me why I usually dont actually interact with the anime community (and usually just talk to myself or make posts like this one that nobody will read aha)
But shit, I like, felt so uncomfortable.
Now before I rant a bit, if anyone skimming this may get offended let me make something clear.
If you just arent into the series, or don't like the show/series, then that's fair.
I have literally no problem if you dont like the show, or are simply expressing that you just dont like it and list your own reasons, I completely respect people's opinions and right to openly criticize series, even if I dont agree with it.
However, the following, while I wont actually attack people for it, just made me so uncomfortable for liking the show that I had to talk about it.
So here we go.
2.43 seiin koukou danshi volley-bu is not a sports shonen and so you shouldnt expect it to be written and animated like one.
People are free to say they dont like the animation, artstyle, or way the series is written, we all have our personal tastes.
But, like, it felt like non of the people commenting had a single brain cell.
No I am not exaggerating.
This series is written is a very particular way, one that I'm ABSOLUTELY loving.
I'm not fond of most writing styles and usually have a hard time reading novels but this one I particularly enjoy.
However, it felt like everyone was bashing it for how it's being written, not understanding what the author is doing or setting up, not even understanding the basic structure or style the author has used for their series.
It honestly made alot of the people complaining sound really dumb, no offence, but you all sound stupid.
Then there were our typical HUGE swarm of "ewww gaaaay, omg he blushed, omg so cringe, ewwww"
Which I mean, every sports anime has so I'm used to the endless flood of these types of comments but I find them really annoying because dont get me wrong.
I'm Queer.
I like LGBT anime/manga but I also really enjoy Yaoi and Yuri in it's pure ridiculous form at times (not I'm not saying all BL or GL is the same, I dont think I need to get into this rn)
And of course I enjoy shamelessly shipping and headcanoning characters as well, whatever I want because it's fun and I am aloud to HEADCANON all I want.
So or course I like to jokingly ship sports anime characters for fun, even if I dont genuinly ship it , or sometimes do.
Because I like certain relationship dynamics they can have that are never explored in anime/manga.
However, being serious for a second, I dont genuinly go around saying characters are "Gay for sure 100% yeeee"
People blush at their friends. People and characters can have deep bonds and relationships that arent romantic whatsoever and can STILL feel more like a romance than a real romance, despite it not being intended in that way at all.
It's so stupid to bash a character for "ewww gaaaay shit" when they blush at, someone they genuinly care about and have a non romantic relationship with?
Idk it just makes them seem dumb, internet trolls suck and I usually ignore them, I just feel like complaining today.
In the end I must say, the most annoying group of people in the comments were, as any 2.43 seiin koukou danshi volley-bu fan has seen, the fucking haikyuu fandom.
I feel like I should note that I love haikyuu, I do, it's great, for a sports shonen I do enjoy it alot.
After all I do love me some sports shonens.
But haikyuu fans need to buy some brain cells or critical thinking abilities.
Listen, to all the normal haikyuu fans like myself, I salute you and this is in no way direct towards any of you.
It's for the....other ones.
Haikyuu and 2.43 seiin koukou danshi volley-bu have a couple things in common.
Volleyball
Their source material started getting serialized around the same times
Some character designs look similar.
And I'd say that's about it.
Neither one "copied" a premise from the other.
Okay? Haikyuu fans? For fuck sake? Can you stop "omg they really are running out of ideas huh"
"Omg this is a haikyuu rip off"
"Omg this is a watered down shitty haikyuu knockoff"
I'm going to shoot myself I swear to god shut up.
No.
No.
And fucking no.
It isnt. They started coming out in the same few years, and start completely different, a knock off? How?
I dont even see it one bit.
Now on the topic of some similar character designs.
To put it in a way haikyuu fans would understand, I've seen over 12 Kageyama "lookalikes" in anime, ones from LONG BEFORE haikyuu, and long after.
It's literally a common thing in any media platform, but we've all seen the same character design used before in diffrent shows.
It's not new, character designs were not stolen, please get a fucking brain cell.
Also he looks more like Saiki.K in most of the anime shots in my opinion.
Now, if you like haikyuu and you're looking for another sports shonen to
Live up to the hype, have the same premise kinda or just that awesome animation and typical sports shonen storyline you love to fill the void until another haikyuu season comes out.
Just feel like watching another sports shonen in general.
It isnt the show for you.
Now if you want to check out a volleyball show, check it out and form your own opinion on it and for the love of god dont compare it to haikyuu.
It's a sports drama.
If you like shes like Stars Align, Battery, or even Ahiru no Sora (which I feel has a nice balance of sports and drama, rather then focusing on either category, it balances both really well) then this is a show for you to check out.
I've watched I think 4 diffrent baseball anime? Maybe 5?
I never once compared them to each other while watching.
While comparisons are fun to do! I love reading about parallels, series that inspired other series and examples of how it was done and all that awesome jazz!
It's not the same as actively comparing a show to another one while you watch it.
Especially when they arent even in the same genre category.
Anyways this probably seems like a pointless rant but the comment section actually crushed my week long built up excitement for the new episode, cause I had the misfortune of opening it first to see who else was hyped and enjoyed the episode, only to find well, all of this crap.
And fans like me who tried to politely digress and explain how the writing style is different than the average sports series, or explain why it's written how it is, alot of them got met with SWARMS of more ignorant and just plain ride comments.
Also all my "you're fucking stupid" comments in this rant, are directed towards those people in particular.
Now if you are simply genuinly confused about why there are time skips, why it's written how it is, or any other things, this is not directed at you.
Not at all.
Not understanding a writing/directing style is a completely innocent thing and there are many fans who would be happy to explain it.
The hate is directly towards the arrogant, annoying, internet trolls and haikyuu fandom who has been getting annoying lately? Especially about this show.
#2.43 seiin high school boys volleyball team#2.43 seiin koukou danshi volley bu#2.43#2.43: seiin koukou danshi volley bu#opinions#rambles
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Light My Fire - CH03
Pairing: CEO!Dean Winchester x Reader
Summary: She always thought her boss was an ill-tempered man, but when he presents her with a proposition she can’t quite deny, she gets to know him better. It’s not bad, right? Because all she has to do is being fake married to him for six months, sounds do-able, right? Right.
Warnings: There’s sweet fluff in this.
WC: 2738
Please share your thoughts with me, I’d love to hear your feedback.
Beta’d by @deanwanddamons <3
SERIES MATSTERLIST
They enjoy their glass of wine in silence before her stomach starts to growl. It growls the loudest she’s ever heard. Maybe it’s because she hasn't had anything to eat since this morning, and her stomach rebels against the wine as it’s the only thing in there. She should have known better.
Dean must have heard it because he starts to chuckle, “What toppings do you like? I thought we could share one.”
“Sure, but don’t judge, please?” She says as she stands up, sees Dean’s eyes on her and feels the urge to cover up. He gets up from his chair and takes the towel she brought out with her, holds it up for her to cover herself.
When he looks at her again, he has one eyebrow cocked, “Why should I judge?”
“Uh, because I quite like pineapples on pizza,”
“I don’t judge,” Dean scoffs, and adds, “But I really think that should be illegal,” He laughs, but he doesn’t say anything more, and goes in to order their pizza.
Y/N slips in while he’s on the phone and goes straight to her room, and changes into something comfortable. Now that she’s seen that he wears sweats, she’s happy to match him. It’s actually pretty weird seeing Dean like this because the only clothes she ever saw him in are suits, it makes her think that he even sleeps in them. She wonders if he has other clothes at all.
When the pizza arrives, Dean moves the glasses and bottle into the living room and asks her what movie she wants to watch, but she really doesn’t mind so she lets him choose. Dean zaps through Netflix and settles on Bird Box.
While the movie starts, he hands her some napkins, and she’s wondering if that’s enough, because she’d hate to ruin the nice couch. He must have sensed her hesitation because he’s smirking, “It’s okay, you don’t wanna know what I managed to spill on this couch already,”
“Ewww,” She mocks, cringes her nose and he snorts out a laugh.
It’s easy, she thinks. It’s easy to let herself go. It’s easy to be here with him and just talk about anything outside of work. She comes to the conclusion that Dean’s not such an asshole after all. In fact, he’s a real gentleman. And that’s not really good, is it? It makes her feel things she shouldn’t feel.
She shakes the thought out of her head and takes a slice of pizza out of the box. It’s then that she realizes that the whole pizza is riddled with pineapples. She frowns, “I thought you didn’t like pineapples on pizza?”
“I don’t,” Dean shrugs, takes a bite and pretends to wrinkle his nose before he grins with his mouth full and continues to eat.
Y/N doesn’t think she makes it far into the movie because her eyelids are getting heavy halfway through. It’s the most illogical, most boring thing she’s ever seen, but she didn’t want to hurt his feelings so she tries to watch it.
Last thing she remembers, though, is that she’s half leaning against Dean before she fell asleep.
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Y/N wakes up in a bed. It’s clearly not hers. It took her an embarrassingly long time to realize that she’s in Dean’s apartment and that she’s in her bedroom.
Oh no, she remembers eating pizza with Dean, remembers falling asleep to the stupid movie. He must have carried her to her bed.
Her own fucking boss had to carry her to bed! If that’s not embarrassing she doesn’t know what is.
She scans the room and her eyes settle on the clock on her nightstand. It’s already past 8am. She slept like a baby through her alarm but in her defense, the bed is so fucking comfortable, more comfortable than her own, and it’s only a fucking guest room. She wonders how comfortable Dean’s bed must be. How he can even wake up and get out of it every morning astounds her.
And then, the thought of being late for work crosses her mind before she realizes that she doesn’t have to go in. Realizes that she didn’t sleep through her alarm because she didn’t set one in the first place.
Grabbing her phone, she sees that there’s a text from Ruby.
R: How was your first night? Did you consummate your fake marriage? *wink wink*
Then a text ten minutes later.
R: Oh my god, it should have been a joke but you did, didn’t you? He’s in a remarkably good mood. Didn’t bitch about the coffee I brought him at all!
Ah, Dean’s already at work then. He’s usually there before she turns up, and now she knows why. It’s only about a ten minutes walk from his apartment.
Y/N: Relax, nothing happened.
R: Ah, there she is.
Y/N: I slept in. The bed is so comfortable!
R: His bed I’d hope!
She snorts out a laugh.
Y/N: No, I have my own room that’s bigger than my apartment.
R: Ugh, maybe I can come see you? Wanna see how the most not eligible bachelor lives. Or send me pics! Oh shit, he called out for me. I need to go. But I swear, whatever you’ve done to him. Do it again! I like to work for him when he’s not constantly yelling at people.
She chuckles at that. She doesn’t answer Ruby though, instead she sends a text to Jack, telling him that she’s got another job that would secure him his degree and that everything’s okay.
Climbing out of bed, she decides to get coffee. It’s weird not having to go to work and she kind of misses it a little.
Y/N walks out into the kitchen where there’s still a faint smell of his cologne and coffee in the air. A deadly combination for her brain apparently, because it makes her insides tingle in all the right places. She looks around and immediately spots a yellow sticky note left on the machine.
It’s Dean’s handwriting. She knows it from all the scribblings he leaves on her desk when he already shut off his laptop and thinks about something that she must do for him the next day.
The machine is easy to handle. On, off. That’s it. I’m sorry I made you watch that movie. If you want to know, it didn’t get better after you fell asleep. Two hours of our lives, wasted. I’ll see you tonight, maybe we can watch something else — D
She’s smirking. He really took his time this morning to write her a fucking novel. It really baffles her that he goes out of his way for her and it really seems like he genuinely cares to make her stay with him as comfortable as he can. Well, it does benefit him too, come to think of it.
*
After another round on the massage comforter, she walks into her room to find a message from Jack.
J: I hope you don’t sell yourself for my benefit. But I trust you. Miss you x
She has to smirk and immediately types an answer back.
Y/N: Just stay in college and make me proud, alright?
Just when she’s about to put her phone away, it lights up with a call.
Dean.
“Hello?” She says, wondering if she should add sir to it at first but decides to drop it.
“Hey, you slept alright?”
She smiles, “Yeah, thanks. It’s the most comfortable bed.” She bites on her tongue so as to not ask him about him carrying her back to said bed.
There’s a light chuckle on the other end, “Good. Listen, I went over my schedule today because Ruby didn’t do it for me, and saw that I can’t have a movie night this evening like I wrote on the note,” He pauses to think, “You found the note, right?”
“Yeah, I did.”
“So, you maybe did know this because you arranged the invitation and you put it into my calendar, but I didn’t until about twenty minutes ago,”
She thinks hard about his schedule, remembers that there was something. An event. Some kind of gala.
“But instead of watching a movie, what would you say to me taking you out?” He says, “I called them and managed to do a last minute adjustment to my invitation.”
“Oh,” She huffs out, knowing where Dean wants to go with that.
“Thought it’d be a good opportunity to show them my wife. Are you in?”
He still asks, even if he actually doesn’t have to? Because yeah, she obviously can’t be a fake wife in private. The world needs to see it. Amara needs to see it.
“I guess,” She mutters. She is actually not really sure if she can pull that off. Her heart beats faster just thinking about walking on a red carpet.
“Y/N, you don’t have to, you know,” It’s as if he senses her dread, “I don’t want to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable, but we should at least try to look like a happily married couple and we can’t pretend if you don’t want to.”
“No— I mean, it’s okay, I’ll do it,” Her voice is more firm this time. She wants to. Wants to show him that she can do it.
It shouldn’t be hard, right? She’s been with a man before. She knows all that hand holding stuff. And Dean’s paying her double for god’s sake. What’s an evening of being flirty with him? It’s not like he is an old greasy man. Well, maybe that would be better? Maybe then she will not risk falling for him? Because that’s what is going to happen if she’s not careful, she just knows it. And then she’ll get her heart broken. Even though a broken heart is a little price to pay if it means that Jack can finally start his own future, come to think of it.
“Okay,” There’s a huff of breath, he’s smiling, she can hear it, “Good. I’ll get Gabe to drop off my card, you can go shopping for a dress. The card has no limit, just buy whatever you want, alright?”
She grins smugly, “I need shoes, too.”
“Buy all the things you want.”
“Alright, sir.”
“Y/N, stop calling me that. Unless,” He pauses and there’s a playfulness in his voice, “That’s what you like.”
She’s glad it’s not a video call, so he isn’t able to see that her face is burning up. She doesn’t say anything and Dean takes the hint.
“Right, I have another meeting, I’ll see you around 7pm. The gala starts at 8pm.”
“K, bye Dean.”
“Have fun.”
*
Y/N’s standing in her room as she waits for Dean to come back. He’ll probably need to shower and get dressed too.
Gabe came by to drop off Dean’s Centurion card and he walked straight into Dean’s bedroom to drop off Dean’s tux onto his bed. She never had such a card in her hands, it feels heavy, made of platinum, not like her cheap plastic one that she only uses once in a blue moon.
At first she didn’t know where to go because she hadn't been dress shopping for a gala before. She wondered if H&M would be a good choice but then thinks that it probably wouldn’t. While she was out shopping she looked into shop windows and came across a beautiful long sleeved sequin pattern dress in gold.
She never knew gold would look good on her but the shop assistant was so nice, even though she knows it’s that woman’s job, she felt really good in the dress and it wasn’t over the top with the price so Dean should be okay with it. She couldn’t resist buying matching shoes, too.
Later, she splashed out some money for lingerie that she could wear under it and hoped that Dean wouldn’t mind. He told her to buy whatever she likes, so.
And now, she’s nervously pacing around her room. Her pacing only stops when she hears footsteps approaching.
There’s a knock at her door, “Y/N, you okay?”
“Yeah,” She manages to say.
“Good, sorry I’m a little late, had to pick up something on the way. I’ll shower and get dressed. Meet you in the living room in thirty minutes?”
“Sure,”
She hears him opening the door to his room.
Thirty minutes. Ugh. She hasn’t even applied makeup yet. She’s so nervous.
After a last check in the mirror, she walks out into the living area, her heels clicking on the marble flooring. She’s not used to wearing such high heels, and prays that she won’t stumble and fall flat on her face.
As she rounds the corner into the living area, she sees Dean already waiting for her, dressed in a fitting tux and smelling so fucking delicious. He looks like he’s just stepped out of a glossy magazine spread and that’s not fair. She can already see the press giving them a caption for their picture together. It reads, DEAN WINCHESTER COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER.
Y/N can feel Dean’s eyes on her. They’re wide and his lips part slightly before they curve up into a smile. It’s bright and white. She’s smiling too, can’t not smile when he’s looking at her like that. Looking at her like she’s the only one that matters. She’s not used to it at all.
“Wow,” Dean breathes out, “You look beautiful.”
She was already blushing before but now her cheeks heat up a little more, “Thank you. You’re not bad yourself.”
Dean has to chuckle and then all of a sudden, he runs back to his room, “I’ll be right back,”
After about a minute Dean reappears clutching things in his hand. One of them is a pocket square. He went in and picked out a color that matches her dress. She has to grin at that.
He places it inside his jacket but he seems to struggle, “Can you help me, I—”
“Of course,” She grins, and steps closer to him, arranging the pocket square so that I’d look nice. Patting his pocket, she leaves her hand on his chest when she’s done, feels his heartbeat underneath her palm. She can swear it beats a little faster than usual, not that she knows his resting heart rate. “All set.” She says and Dean grins at her.
“Okay, now my turn,” Dean licks his lips and clears his throat, and she can’t help but wonder what he means by his turn.
She doesn’t have to wait long, because Dean opens up the little box he was still clutching and she can see the princess cut diamond engagement ring with a matching wedding band.
“Dean, no.”
“Why, Dean, yes.” He chuckles, takes them out, and takes her left hand in his. “Y/N, will you give me the honor of being my fake wife for real now?”
Y/N has to giggle at that, “Yeah, of course,”
He smiles, slips the ring onto her ring finger and to her surprise, they fit perfectly. She looks at Dean, raises her eyebrow, “Let me guess, Ruby?”
“Yeah,” Dean smirks, and then he shows her his left hand, “I have one, too. So, you ready?”
“Not really?”
“That’s the spirit,” Dean places his hand around her waist, pulls her close and kisses her cheek softly.
It does nothing to calm her down because she’s even more nervous now.
“You gotta try to keep me from falling, okay?,” She says as he moves his hand to the small of her back, and guides her to the door.
“I would never let you fall,” Dean shows her a small smile and they step into the elevator.
In there, she eyes him up again, can’t quite take her eyes off him. He looks so good with the slight scruff and the freckles, the crinkles around his eyes deepen the longer she stares at him.
“What?” He asks her, raises an eyebrow.
“You look good, Mr. Winchester,” She says with a smile.
“You too, Mrs. Winchester. Most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. And I’m not lying.” He leans in, places another kiss on her heated cheeks before the elevator comes to a halt.
He helps her get out and Gabriel’s already waiting, holding the limousine door open for them.
CH04
#light my fire#dean winchester#dean winchester x reader#ceo!dean winchester#dean winchester fic#dean winchester fan fic#dean winchester fan fiction#nathalie writes
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Beach Shenanigans
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summary: the war was won. order 66 was never executed. the 501st, 212th, and 104th battalions along with y/n, obi wan keniobi, ahsoka, anakin, and padmé enjoyed their much needed island vacation. what ensues is beach shenanigans and MORE! stick around for a day full of laughs, crying, tanning, and swimming! 2.3k words of my imagination and clone happiness!
warnings: OH MY GOD SO MANY SHENANIGANS I SHOULD GET PAID FOR THESE ORIGINAL FUCKING IDEAS!!!!!!!!! alcohol is consumed. some mature themes. nothing explicit uhhh lots of fluff and cusswords cuz they make my writing ✨spicy✨yeah that’s pretty much it :)
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y/n was unceremoniously awoken by rex
who was the devoutly loyal boyfriend
for him, she would fight a million more wars
“mornin princess. up and at em!”
“don’t wanna get out of bed...”
just then, there was a knock on the door
before anyone could announce come in
the door was busted down by a very enthusiastic battalion
namely, the 501st
y/n gaped at them
fives and echo held buckets and shovels for a sandcastle
smiles bigger than the deathstar
jesse’s nose was white from the sunscreen that kix insisted he put on
tup’s naturally curly hair was finally down, a lei adorning his neck
dogma and hardcase had pool noddles in hand
meanwhile fives held a gigantic inner tube
kix had big sunglasses on, fresh glass of orange juice in hand
y/n could only stare for a few minutes
they all began to speak in sync
incredibly excited to finally dip their toes in the water and run on the beach
she laughed at them “suppose i should get out of bed!”
rex laughed with her, shaking his head at the antics of his brothers
standing up and shooing the boys out of her room, he made sure to close the door behind him
oh rex, he was too considerate for his own good
y/n slipped on her favorite swimsuit
along with one of obi wan’s t-shirts
grabbing her beach bag and slipping on her flip flops
she was out of her room
the clones were waiting impatiently downstairs
practically itching with excitement
y/n reached the landing, sliding on her favorite sunglasses
“hey guys! ready to go-“
fives picked her up into her arms, sprinting out of the house
“first one at the beach wins!”
the clones chased after the two
y/n squealed as fives held tightly onto her
“don’t worry y/n, i’m not gonna drop ya.”
“i know but rex is hot on our tail!”
fives panted
“like hell i’m gonna let him win!”
y/n giggled as rex fell behind
“hey rexie, suck my toe!”
“watch your mouth, y/n!”
she stuck her tongue out in response
rex chuckled at the antics of his girl
obi wan, cody, anakin, and padmé were far behind them
probably too mature to participate in such activities
let’s be honest if padmé wasn’t there anakin would be running too
ahsoka ran beside rex, smirking
“rex and i are gonna beat you!”
y/n finally saw the beach at the end of the boardwalk which they were running down
“c’mon fives! we have to win!”
he smirked down at her
“you know we never loose!”
fives cheered as they were the first one to reach the beach
setting down y/n, they waited for the others to catch up
in a frenzy, the clones ran to the ocean
ahsoka and y/n giggled at their faces of pure joy
“hey, wanna share this umbrella and mat i brought?”
ahsoka turned to y/n, smiling contently
“that sounds great!”
the two girls set up their camp for the day
towels beside each other
books, sunscreen, water bottles and everything in between
y/n also brought out the extra towels she had
setting them by obi wan and cody
“for the clones who forgot their own”
obi wan was distracted by the clones in the ocean
“do they know how to...swim?”
cody and y/n stared at each other
“oh-”
“shit!”
y/n ran towards the clones
“PAUSE! PAUSE! PAUSE! EVERYONE OUT OF THE OCEAN! NO ONE IS DROWNING ON MAMA Y/N’S WATCH! JESSE, DON’T YOU HIDE, GET OUTTA THERE!”
cody knew it was taken care of
he sat back down, basking in the sun
obi wan laughed heartily as y/n shouted at the clones
“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME Y’ALL COULDN’T SWIM!! SWEET MAKER!!!! ONE OF YOU COULD’VE DROWNED!”
“kix would’ve saved us!”
“THERE’S ONLY ONE KIX, YOU IDIOTS!”
ahsoka giggled
y/n took off her shirt “hold this for me, sokie! lifeguard y/n’s on duty”
the boys catcalled y/n teasingly
“oooh yeah y/n!” ahsoka called out, hyping her older sister up
the boys earning icy glares from rex
she kissed his cheek
making it clear that there was no need for jealousy
y/n waded into the ocean
motioning for them to follow behind her
“now...is anyone feeling nervous?”
well as it turns out...
the clones loved swimming
they all easily caught on
even becoming faster than y/n
much to her dismay
y/n and ahsoka playfully splashed each other
giggling as other clones joined in
cody and obi wan decided to join in on the fun
and when someone splashed cody it went quiet
y/n glared at fives
she knew it was him
fives whistled
looking around as if to say
“who? me?”
cody full force splashed fives back
next thing she knew a splashing war broke out
the 501st, ahsoka, and y/n went up against the 212th, obi wan and 104th
boil and waxer were head to head with echo and fives
y/n and ahsoka combatted obi wan and cody
it seemed like no one was backing down
until someone got kicked in the leg
practically drowning
mfs are genetically modified
getting kicked by them would probably seriously injure me i mean jesus christ
“dammit! this is why the 501st can’t have nice things!” rex cursed
tup was weak in the knees
but mama y/n was there to wrap him up in a towel
careful to dry his curly hair
setting him up comfortably
“we’re having lunch soon, so stay put for now, alright hun? make sure to hydrate!”
“thank you, y/n.”
“mhm!”
she took rex’s hand
dragging him back into the ocean
“tup will be fine! hey fives and sokie, let’s play chicken!”
explaining the game rules, y/n perched herself on rex’s broad shoulders
ahsoka was on fives shoulders
smirking at her opponent
“this’ll be fun!”
y/n and ahsoka’s arms collided
their laughs filled the air as they attempted to fight each other off
meanwhile rex clung to y/n’s thighs
making sure his princess didn’t fall into the water
fives attempted to kick his captain
only to earn a snarl and forceful blow to the chest
fives was knocked into the water
sending ahsoka flying
y/n wheezed
“holy shit!” rex remarked
quickly recovering her senses, concern taking over
“wait- AHSOKA! FIVES! ARE YOU GUYS OK?”
fives’ thumbs up shot out from the water
ahsoka’s montrals emerging from the blue sea
rex laughed pityingly at fives and ahsoka
“round two?”
well, there ended up being 10 rounds
all four of them were soaking wet by the end
breathless and ready for a break
rex carried y/n as per request
she could be a little shit sometimes
rex secretly loved it
ahsoka and y/n made room for fives, rex, and a few other troopers
“hey ahsoka, where are anakin and padmé?”
they looked around curiously
the place where they once resided were empty
“they are probably...ya know...”
y/n made crude gestures eluding to sex
ahsoka cringed, throwing a tube of sunscreen at y/n
“gross!”
rex put his head in y/n’s lap
her hand ran through his blonde curls
which had been growing out since the end of the war
well maintained by y/n
who insisted on doing his hair
“oh get a room!” ahsoka teased
“we can always make out in front of you guys”
“ewww”
“please don’t”
“i would rather not see my mother figure do that”
y/n and rex laughed
they were so beautiful together
it was clear that they would spend the rest of their lives with each other
as the day drags on, y/n falls asleep blissfully on her towel
luckily rex helped her with an umbrella so she wouldn’t get sun burnt
the boys shenanigans continued on without her
fives and echo built a sandcastle the size of a shed
rex, cody, wolffe, and obi wan enjoyed margaritas beside the sleeping y/n
while ahsoka had a virgin piña colada
jesse was buried alive by dogma, tup, kix, and hardcase
a few of the members of the 104th were flirting with a group of twi’lek girls
flexing their muscles and battlescars
the remainder swimming in the ocean
the 212th were playing a competitive game of frisbee with island locals
fives and echo decided they were done with their sandcastle
ushering the generals and jedi to check it out
they didn’t want to admit it, but they were very impressed with their work
y/n was still sleeping
fives was bored
so he took his bucket
washed out the sand
then refilled it with clean water
while echo was talking with the generals and jedi
unintentionally distracting them from the scene that was about to play out
fives chuckled devilishly
pouring the water onto y/n
she screamed as the cold water hit her face and chest
eyes opening to an entertained fives
until he saw the look in her eyes
fives was so dead
instead of facing death in its face
he took off running, screaming to anyone who would listen
“Y/N’S GONNA KILL ME!”
“HELP! ANYONE!”
“PLEASE HELP ME!”
*violent screams*
y/n was in hot pursuit of the dumbass himself
running shockingly fast
not even breaking a sweat
rex cheered her on
having no idea what happened
but wanting to be a supportive boyfriend
fives looked helplessly at anyone
having nowhere to run
y/n stopped running
finding an innocent sea creature on the ground
“hi lil crab...you are gonna help me out here”
fives continued running as far away as possible from her
the crab settled in her palm
calmed by the aura y/n generated from the force
“fives! stop running! i’m done with your ass!”
fives was panting
knelt over
hot in the face
“i am so not sorry for what i’m about to do”
“wait wha-”
y/n shielded her eyes away as she dropped the crab into his swim trunks
fives let out an ear piercing scream
“WHAT IS IT IN MY SHORTS?!! ITS CRAWLING UP MY ASS!!!”
y/n was completely incoherent
laughing so hard with tears come to her eyes
“IT’S PINCHING ME! OH IT HURTS! OHHHH MY ASS CHEEKS”
y/n couldn’t breathe
knees buckling as she fell onto the sand
obi wan and cody were extremely panicked
what the hell is wrong with fives?
obi wan approached him
fives was jumping up and down
running in circles
looking like a complete madman
“fives what are you doing?”
“CRAB IN MY SHORTS”
“how is there a crab in your shorts?”
“GET IT OUT! IT’S IN MY ASS-”
wolffe was flabergasted
“what?”
rex crossed his arms
already knowing who the culprit was
“y/n?”
she staggered over to him
leaning into his chest as she wheezed
“shit- imma...imma pee my pants!! oh fucking hell if i would’ve known this-”
obi wan glared at her
fives screamed once again
“I HAVE TO DO IT!”
“do what?”
all of the 501st instantly knew what he meant
“fives don’t-”
“wait wait wait-”
“i swear to maker-”
“if he does it-”
fives dropped his shorts
revealing his ass and the rest of the land down under
y/n screeched
she saw something she could never un-see
the beach went silent
oh my god
fives just flashed the e n t i r e public area
echo looked embarrassed for his vod
but the relief on fives face...
the crab was promptly thrown across the beach
fives quickly pulled up his shorts
praying to god that nobody saw
they did
“give us a warning next time, fives!” cody said judgementally
obi wan couldn’t even look at him
y/n hid her head in rex’s chest
“i want to go blind”
rex chuckled, playing with her hair sympathetically
“i know i’m big, y/n!” fives called out teasingly
well someone recovered quickly
“FIVES!” tup lectured
hardcase and jesse chuckled
meanwhile kix and dogma looked apologetically at y/n
“i can’t believe you...” she muttered to no one in particular
the rest of the day went swimmingly
filled with even more laughs
a million holophotos
is that what you call them??
followed by the envious photos from mace windu, plo koon, and kit fisto
they were definitley coming next time
ahsoka tried her first ever drink
don’t worry, only y/n saw!
and ahsoka was above the drinking age on the planet they were in!
who else would permit her to do it?
besides, she had a theory ahsoka wouldn’t like alcohol
the theory was proven to be true
ahsoka spat it out
giving it back to y/n
shortly after
y/n and ahsoka baked cookies for the boys
while rex, cody, and wolffe grilled out
wolffe was the real pro
even having an apron that said
“kiss the grill dad”
comet and sinker found it on some sketchy website
it proved to be one of the best gifts
the rest of the boys brought down silverware, tables, and the firepits
preparing for another long night
waves crashing into each other as the tide receeded back
by the time ahsoka and y/n were back they enjoyed dinner and dessert beach side
a magical sunset painting the sky
hues of pink, orange and purple
ahsoka snapped a picture of y/n and rex’s not-so-secret-kiss
the sunset it the background
ahsoka needed to frame it and give it to y/n as a surprise
the sun was down
fire crackling
soft conversations between all battalions and jedi
calmed down by the end of the night
the distant sound of music
to the clones, it felt like a dream
none of them thought they would make it past this war
but here they were
and they couldn’t be more thankful
finally, their future was promised
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Tma relisten Episodes 16-20
Things are picking up! Martin is gone, we meet some Flesh statements with all of their disgusting glory, finally find a skeptic (pretending more like) Jon in Vittery's case and then the story of father Edwin...
A warning, the last two episodes here are a confusing mess of thoughts that I have no energy to orginized so you're welcome to read but beware to remain confused. And add your feedback if you want. I'd love to understand what the hell father Edwin was going through.
16 Arachnophobia
Things are picking up. Oh boy vittery is here!
His description of his fear of spiders kind of reminds me of my experience as an emetophobic. I can read about it, watch it on camera (cringing but still can) but near me? Nope.
Major Tom! Love the pet naming system Jonny came up with.
"Our building had acquired something of an infestation of some sort of insect I didn’t recognise - small, silvery worms, almost like maggots, but slightly longer -" uh oh Jon. Jane is already there. I stand by my theory that the web set up vittery's case where Jane was because they wanted the institute to eventually come in contact with her. Specifically the Archivist. Another way the Web helped mark Jon to help bring the apocalypse.
Pfft his whole interaction with major Tom in this story is sending. "go get that spider" Major Tom "no I don't think I will" and saunters off never to be seen again.
Why are his descriptions of spiders so graphic my god. He likes to dwell on his phobia way too much for his own well-being.
Nice aim with the coffee mug. Especially while panicking.
Don't you just hate that you get used to your phobia because a worse version of it comes up? He managed to kill little spiders no problem from then on and I just... Feel for him so much.
"Can you be haunted by the ghost of a spider that destroyed your childhood?" oh. That one must have hit Jon hard right where it hurt.
"I officially gave Major Tom’s paperwork to the family on the ground floor he decided to move in with" lol cat live be that simple.
Commenting on Jon's hard denial specifically of this case and even thought there is so much obvious evidence supporting the supernatural. Just alot of suppressing fear on Jon's part. I feel so bad for him.
"But as I told Martin earlier, he was there for over a week, so there is very likely a perfectly natural explanation for the fact that his body was completely encased in web" sure. Told Martin. Betting it was a full blown argument from which Martin stormed off to prove him wrong. Jon please get your act together.
17 the boneturners tale
Ah Jared my man making his appearance. The bully next door who picks up and becomes a victim (in a way) of a Lietner instead of the statement giver. Where have I heard that one before...
Michael crew checked out the bone book huh. Saw the Flesh and was like mmm nope not this one either.
Archivist interrupted! We don't get much of these later on, when statements become way more compelling and can't be stopped in the middle.
Ewww and the first other institute staff we get is Elias. The sound mixing is really weird he sounds so strange lol. He hasn't polished his 'I'm an even more posh version of Jon' voice yet.
He takes live statements when Rosie's equipment doesn't work? So basically all of the supernatural ones that want to talk and not write. Those are always more special than the ones written. The statement giver felt the need to talk to someone not just write impersonally.
Elias asks about Martin. Once again fuck you Jonah.
Also Martin is missing the story is picking up! I saw at the end that he was in charge of follow up for this, a library statement. Was probably fun for him seeing he's an ex library worker.
"Blessed relief" no Martin he doesn't really mean that.
Jared experimenting on everything including small animals and his own family is all sorts of bad.
"All I remember clearly is the line “and from his rib a flute to play that merry tune of marrow took”." he took a rib and used it to whistle. Jared took Jon's rib and in 171 he whistles. Hmmmmm
So either reading the book did end up killing the guy or Jared eventually caught up with him. Either way poor soul.
18 the man upstairs
Not alot to say about this one except I oddly really like it, my first listen and now. Something about how gross it was really fascinated me. And boy it's super gross.
The meat creature in the end has eyes! Is it eye aligned in a way? Interesting...
Was this an attempted mini ritual of a sort to bring a meat creature into the world? Did it work? Perhaps that creature housed whet used to be Toby Carlisle who left his original body to become this thing.
Btw Archivist has lunches confirmed!
19+20 confession + desecrated host
The only double statement we have ever. A very unusual thing but also Jon explains it that the second half was misfiled nearby and perhaps was taken out and put back haphazardly. By who? Gertrude looking up. Rituals? Jonah looking up multiple entity rituals? Very ominous.
I feel so bad for father Edwin he really didn't deserve what happened to him.
I'll be honest i wasn't really listening to this one the first time. I was busy doing something else and always tended to half listen to exorcism horror. This is facinating to me as if I'm first hearing it.
Its interesting how Jon records his inability to utter words of belief. Also was this an interview? If so, where is the recording. He couldn't have written like how Jon was stuttering at those words. I need a clarifying answer about these and why Jon needed to record an audio of it when clearly there should be a recording of an old live statement.
It wasn't about God the fact that he couldn't say it anymore. It was about his comfort and denying it.
I think the first thing that marked him was the Slaughter. But now listening to it, it seems like what possessed Bethany moved into his mind because it want to suck out and replace faith and father Edwin had much more of it. How does one replace faith? Introducing the faithful to all the fears. It didn't really work tho since he stubbornly remained faithful.
This nurse Annie figure sent him in the direction of both Bethany and Hilltop Road which makes me very suspicious of her.
“I am not for you. I am marked.” oooh first time hearing those words. Perhaps the entity or what wanted to bring them about refusing to give him to the Desolation?
“Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.” the entities talking? Or warning father Edwin of his fate? Still sound alot like the Slaughter.
So when he leaves to walk the streets to the place he performs the religious service after being told all of his sins by something pretending to be father Singh, I count the Distortion, the Lonely, Stranger, Corruption? And flesh.
This one is still confusing as hell, I was surprised by breekon and hope's appearance in the end, having been the ones who delivered the stole.
Maybe the entities were trying to collaborate to create a religion of their own? Trying not to enter the world separately as a whole being but living in it as worshipped gods?
Whatever they were they decided to exclude the Desolation and the web from the project since they definitely didn't like Hilltop Road.
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#jared hopworth#tma the flesh#Tma hiatus liveblog#Im sorry for the mess
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Club Levi (Part 1)
Shit shit shit. The last meeting ran wayyy too long. Erwin wasn’t going to be happy. You sprinted down the hallways, eyes scanning the golden plates next to the walls, searching for the engraved number 118. You barged through the doors, straightening yourself up before taking your seat at the near-empty conference table.
“You’re late brat.” Levi crossed his arms and glared at you.
“Yeah yeah. I just closed a case, get off my back.” You threw your manila folder at his head, chuckling when he caught it. The fucker always had good reflexes.
“(L/N), Ackerman, knock it off. Sit down and shut the hell up.” Erwin’s stern voice echoed through the small conference room. He couldn’t help but sigh as the two of you made a couple more snide remarks to one another before settling down. As much as he hated the constant bickering, he knew you two were his best agents.
Erwin switched on the overhead projector, bringing a detailed presentation onto the screen.
“Your next contact is Zeke Jaeger. Age 29, 183 cm, as you can see he’s a shaggy man with glasses. Kind of hard to miss.” Erwin paused, trying to figure out what to say next.
“The man is the leader of a very prominent gang and he is a very distinguished drug dealer, gun thief, you name it. He’s very dangerous. We need the two of you to infiltrate his nightclub and plant a chip in his phone.”
You smirked a bit. “That’s it? That should be easy.”
“Not quite.” Erwin switched over to the next slide. “This nightclub is guarded heavily. It won’t be easy to get in. I have a contact, I can get your names on the list, but that won’t guarantee you get in.”
“And if we can’t?” Levi leaned forward in his seat.
Erwin paused. “Use any means necessary. This needs to be done, otherwise, the whole town will go to shit. These men are disgusting. They would probably take a sexual favor.”
“Ewww.” You cringed, faking gagging noises.
Erwin chuckled at your antics. “I’m not expecting you to deliver. Just take them somewhere private and quietly take them out.”
“Understood. Quick question though. How are we supposed to get to his phone? I can’t imagine an underworld boss leaving his phone sitting around.” You questioned.
“He’d be a dumbass if he did.” Levi frowned.
“Zeke has a VIP section. He invites a group of girls to dance with him, make out with him, and probably more. Make yourself look sexy and flaunt your assets to get his attention.” Erwin responded.
“What assets?” Levi smirked.
“Shut the hell up!” You chuckled a bit. He was right. You were kind of an ordinary Jane. Time to pull yourself together and look sexy.
“Just channel your inner peacock.” Levi chuckled a bit at his own joke.
“Seriously Levi, shut up.” You frowned.
“(Y/N) Do whatever you have to do to get to that phone.” Erwin reminded you, eyes boring into your small frame.
“Why can’t Levi do it?”
“I’m sure me grinding on him wouldn’t have the same effect,” Levi gave you an exasperated look.
You couldn’t help but chuckle at the mental image. Levi in a miniskirt with stripper stilettos and a shirt showing off his man cleavage. Yeah, you’d pay good money to see that. “Why don’t you do it, Levi? I’d love to see that.”
“I would not.” Erwin sighed. “Can we please finish up?”
“No one’s stopping you.” Levi leaned back in his chair.
Erwin cleared his throat. “I don’t want this to end violently. Last thing we need is to get wiped out by his gang. Get in there quietly and get out quickly.
“Got it, boss.” You nodded your head.
“Good. Move out as soon as possible. Your disguises are downstairs.” Erwin pursed his lips. “Be safe you two. Dismissed.”
You and Levi stood up and walked out of the conference room. Levi was being rather quiet. Not that he’s ever particularly loud, but tonight it felt like something was off.
“Are you scared?” You asked.
“No. We’ll make it out.” He paused a minute. “We always do.”
It was almost as if he was trying to convince himself you guys were going to make it out of this mission alive. You smiled softly at him and grabbed his hand. Even if you gave him some reassurance, that’d make you happy. Your heart started to race when he squeezed your hand tighter.
You smiled when you reached the disguise room. The wonderous place was filled with everything from luxurious ballgowns to worn and dirty rags. There was a costume for every situation. It was always fun for you to go down there and dress up.
“What do you have for us today Asher?” You questioned.
“Oh hey (Y/N), Levi.” The cheery brunette nodded. “I have one hardass.” Asher handed Levi a pile of clothes. “Aaaand one slut.” He tossed you a small pile of clothes. Very small.
“What? I don’t even get a jacket?” You pouted.
“Hey, you’re supposed to be a bimbo.” Asher shrugged. “Believe it or not, I know what I’m doing when it comes to disguises. I haven’t failed you yet lass.” He winked. “Now get dressed.”
You sighed and slid in one of the fitting rooms. You couldn’t help but sigh when you unfolded the tiny dress. Yeah, that definitely wasn’t going to cover your ass. Well, you had to do it, for the mission. You slid the thin fabric onto your body, sighing when you couldn’t reach the zipper. The large mirror in the fitting room showed you the end result. Your legs were on full display, cleavage up to the sky as the dress hugged your curves. You hated the idea of walking around the nightclub like this. Lots of girls went in bejeweled long sleeve shirts and shorts. Why did you have to go looking like a cheap prostitute? You sighed and pulled the curtain back, cheeks flushing when you saw a shirtless Levi standing in the room.
“Why don’t you just use the fitting rooms?” You threw your shirt at him.
“No need.” Levi slipped the black distressed shirt onto his muscular frame. “Do you need help?”
“Yeah, can you zip me?” You turned around, pulling your wavy hair out of the way.
Levi’s gentle fingertips ghosted across your back as he held the fabric together. You nearly shivered at his touch, enjoying the feeling of his soft fingertips gently touching you, lingering for only a moment.
“There.” His cheeks flushed ever so slightly. “Now let’s get this over with.”
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You and Levi stood in front of the extravagant nightclub, purple lights flashing through the darkened windows. You could hear the steady bass drumming through the doors as the bouncer let a couple of blondes inside.
“Remember we have to blend in,” Levi whispered, hand wrapping around your waist.
“I know.”
“Got the chip?”
You pulled the chip out from your bra, showing him the small piece of metal. “Yep.”
“I would have taken your word for it.” Levi rolled his eyes.
“I needed to reassure myself. Let’s go.” You wrapped your arm around his waist.
Levi played along, pulling you flush against his body as the two of you walked to the entrance.
The bouncer held his hand up. “S’full. No one else goes in.”
You mentally cursed. Of course, this wasn’t going to be easy. Time to put on your best bimbo act.
You pouted your lips and bat your eyelashes at Levi. “Baby I wanted to go here.” You whined in a childish voice, tugging on his shirt.
“I’m working on it, sweetheart.” Levi pulled you closer, eyeing up the large man in front of him. “Come on, what’ll it take? I’ve got money. How much you want?” Levi pulled out his wallet, flashing a large wad of 100s to the bouncer.
The man snickered a bit. “I don’t want money. But there is a way I’ll let you in”
“Anything mister.” You beamed, shaking Levi’s arm a bit. God, it was embarrassing acting like a childish tweenager. At this point, you were willing to do almost anything to get inside so you can drop the facade.
“Show me.” The bouncer grinned mischievously, an evil look plastered on his face.
Your heart dropped in your stomach, instant fear hitting your every nerve. You didn’t know why. Erwin told you this was a possibility. You backed away slowly, hands gripping Levi’s muscular arm tighter. “What?”
“Lift your dress. Show me everything.”
“No. We’ll be going somewhere else.” Levi frowned and wrapped his arm tighter around your waist.
You shivered as the cold breeze drifted over your bare arms. “How are we going to get in? The windows are all barred up.” You pointed towards the iron bars covering the tinted glass.
“I’m not going to let you flash him.” Levi hissed, eyes looking for a way in.
“It’s our only chance, Levi!” You pulled your arm away from him, walking towards the entrance. “I don’t even have to flash him, we just have to get him out here. Then you can take him out.”
Levi grabbed your hand, pulling you towards him. “You heard what Erwin said. No violence. We’ll find another way in.”
You sighed. “Levi, Erwin told us to do this.”
“I don’t care.”
You rolled your eyes. What a gentleman. “Okay genius. How are we getting in?” The windows were barred, the entrance was guarded, and by the looks of it, you couldn’t just walk through the back door.
“There.” Levi pointed towards the door. A barkeep clad in black dress pants and a black button up shirt barged through the door, 2 overflowing trash bags dragging across the ground as he ran towards the dumpster.
“Geez, how much trash do they have?”
“Why the hell would you care?” Levi gave you an exasperated look.
“I don’t. Let’s go.” You grabbed Levi’s arm and sprinted through the door, rushing through the kitchens before you were caught.
“Well, that’s one way to get in.” Levi looked around, disgust hitting his face as he watched a guy grind on a girl from behind.
You couldn’t help but giggle at his expression. “Believe it or not that’s what people typically do in a club.”
“He’s practically fucking her.”
“I know right.” You chuckled. “We have to find Zeke.”
“He’s right up there.” Levi gestured to the VIP area, clad in gold and strippers. He had women sitting on his lap, giggling and pushing their perfectly shaped breasts in his face.
“Wow. Subtle.” Your eyes widened when you saw his golden throne. “You think you can get me something like that?”
Levi chuckled. “Let’s complete this mission. Then we’ll talk.”
“Ohhh my god, what mission?” A drunk blonde girl bumped into Levi, slinging her arm around your shoulders. “Are you guys like top secret agents?” Her words slurred as she took another sip from her glass.
“Whatcha drinkin there?” You asked, hoping she’d completely forget about the agent thing.
“I don’t remember. Hey so do you like, have guns?”
Fuck. Of course, she wouldn’t forget.
“What’s your name?” Levi asked.
“My name is Shelly. My best friend ditched me and I need a friend.” she sighed before taking another swig. “See my boyfriend dumped me and I just wanted to go find a guy to shag, but no one here is hot except your boyfriend and I don’t really want to step on your toes because you’re like, so pretty and nice and-”
“Shelly, sorry to interrupt, but how do we get to Zeke?” You questioned.
“Oh I heard he picks a few women to hang out with him each night. If he likes the way you dance, he’ll invite you in. It happened to my sister once, but I’m never chosen. I mean, I don’t understand. I feel like I’m pretty enough. My boobs should be big enough. Like, I had them enhanced to a D. I’m only 5 foot. Do you know how hard it is to lug these babies around.”
Levi looked away, clearly disturbed by the direction the conversation was going.
You rested your hand on Shelly’s shoulder. “Of course you’re pretty enough. We really need to talk to Zeke. Do you think you can help us?”
“Oh my god thank you! Yeah, I’ll totally help you!” Shelly leaned in closer, lowering her voice. “To be completely real, he likes both guys and girls, so your man can get in on that action too. He might take both of you. I hear the payout’s good.”
“No thank you.” Levi frowned.
“Just dance like sluts and you should be fine.” Shelly took another swig. “Hey, when you guys talk to Zeke, can you tell him about me?” She batted her eyelashes.
“Shelly, I think you should stay away from him.” You warned. “He’s... not a good man.” You sighed. “Here, talk to him.” You grabbed a random guy in the club.
“Talk to him. Random guy, this is Shelly, Shelly meet random guy.” you grabbed Levi’s hand and walked towards the center of the club.
In the distance, you could hear Shelly’s voice. “Oh my gosh. I’ve never met anyone with your name before!”
You really hoped he actually told her his name.
“(Y/N), He’s looking at us,” Levi whispered in your ear.
Your eyes darted towards Zeke. Sure enough, the shaggy male had his eyes directly on you. Time to strut your stuff… kind of. You weren’t entirely sure if you’d throw the whole mission with some bad, off-beat dancing, but you had to give it a go.
“Okay, Levi. We gotta dance like them.” You pointed towards a couple practically humping on the dance floor.
“Alright.” Levi immediately slipped into the role, no questions asked, hands gripping your hips and pulling you flush against him.
Your eyes widened. You weren’t really expecting him to do this without complaint. His hips ground into yours as you leaned back into him, head resting on his shoulder. His head bent down, wet tongue gliding across your neck as your hips shifted against his.
The music was loud, making it easy for you to follow the beat. You were usually horrible at dancing, but Levi was making it a lot easier for you. Levi’s toned body felt good against yours. You turned around, running your hands against his muscular chest. His eyes met yours, the two of you losing yourselves in each other’s eyes.
A large, bald man stalked up to the two of you, grunting to get your attention. Levi stopped his movements, slinging his arm around your shoulders, hand pulling you back ever slightly to protect you.
“Can I help you sir? I’m kind of busy here.” Levi pulled you closer, if that was even possible.
“The owner of this club would like to invite you into the VIP area.” The security guard gestured towards the closed off area. Zeke was taking a drink from his crystal glass.
“Wow. The owner of the club wants to see us, Levi!” You beamed. “It’d be lovely to meet the man who created our favorite club.”
The guard nodded and escorted the two of you to the VIP area.
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*Author’s Note:
I totally thought I could write this in one go, but it’s turning out wayyyy too long, so I’m going to split this up into 2-3 parts.
Also sorry to the anon who requested this like a year ago. I promise I’m getting my shit together y’all.
#levi ackermann#levi ackerman#aot#snk#aot levi#erwin smith#levi x reader#levi ackerman x reader#levi ackerman fanfiction#levi ackerman scenario#levi scenario#part 1#club levi part 1
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A Little Ass and A Lotta Sass Chapter 31: Negan's So Fucking Hot That My Leggings Can't Handle the Heat...Ewww...
The nursery was finished, once I showed Negan where the pictures should go. We’d finally decided on a few names, planning on waiting until we met our little bean when they got here to make the final decision. And, because being forewarned is being forearmed, I picked up the pregnancy handbook again. And another month started passing us by.
We went back to discussing what we could expect during the final stretch of my pregnancy. And trust me, we weren’t as flippant as we’d been earlier.
“So, aside from this kid’s massive fucking head coming out of the very tight part of you that I’m fucking partial to,” we were finishing dinner, of course. “You might have problems catching your fucking breath first, heartburn maybe, and more fucking back pain?” He sat back and studied me. “Damn it, we’ve had if fucking easy haven’t we?”
I laughed at his use of ‘we’. “Yeah, apparently the honeymoon is over.” I glanced down at the book. “And labor, from start to finish, could take DAYS.” I cringed, fucking days of pain. That sounds like a fucking vacation.
Negan looked like he wanted to be sick. “Days?” He swallowed hard and collected our plates. “Fuck, Callie, I’m sorry.”
I laughed harder. Poor baby, he was sorry that WE’D created a baby and I had to deal with the ordeal of bringing them into the world. “Don’t be,” I smiled up at him. “It’ll be worth it. Our baby, here, with us finally.” And, I added in my head, crying, shitting, and needing constant attention. Let’s not ruin parenthood for him just yet.
He started the water to wash the dishes from dinner and lunch. While his back was turned, I took time to appreciate the full vision of him. Tall, dark, and handsome just wasn’t adequate enough to describe him. The power that radiated off of him in waves. His cockiness, his absolute certainty that he was the master of his domain. Damn. He was fucking hot.
“I can feel your eyes on me, sweetheart.” I smirked at his back. “Me doin’ the damn dishes turning you on?”
“Haven’t you ever heard that that’s the fucking secret to a happy marriage? A husband doing the domestic thing?” He chuckled. “Honestly? You turn me on. By breathing.”
“That right?” Damn his voice just lowered an octave and my leggings just got damper. Wait, was that, shit.
“Um, Negan?” I felt the squish drip down the chair to my feet. Fuck. “Baby?”
He turned, glanced down at the dripping sound and his eyes nearly popped out of his fucking head. “Shit.” Yeah, my thoughts exactly. “Is that?”
“I think Baby Negan,” Lucifer, my mind inserted, “is ready to make a grand fucking appearance.”
He started rushing around. For what I’m not fucking sure. I mean, we’re completely internal here. The doctor, the fucking infirmary, everything so the fact that my hot, totally in control fucking husband had just fucking forgot where he is and what we needed to do was not something we thought to prepare for.
He nearly slipped in the expanding puddle. A puddle that expanded as the fucking ‘water breakage’ came out in squirts. I’d assumed one gush and done. NOT fucking so. His eyes finally took note of a walkie and he grabbed it. Ah, there he was, the Negan I married.
It took him a few tries to get the right fucking channel, but he let the good doctor know that it was a go for the arrival of our little one. And then, looking down at me, and my ruined fucking leggings, he did what he would always do. He picked me up and started for the infirmary.
OK...After about three hours of the so called fucking water squirting out of me, I STILL wasn’t FEELING anything. I’d expected to feel the contractions. I mean for fuck’s sake, that’s what the goddamn handbook told me. Dr. Carson was so fucking calm, assuring me that it was perfectly normal that I wasn’t feeling pain and I wanted to punch him in the face. Negan, holding my hand like he knew my thoughts, which I didn’t doubt he could read clearly on my face, was holding me back from rendering the doctor unconscious at this particular point in our lives. His squeezing was telegraphing his terror at the thought of having to figure out this shit on his own if the only person with fucking actual experience was out.
Seeing the panic on my face, the irritation that I knew was rolling off me in fucking waves, Negan picked up a walkie and did the only thing he could think of.
Laura was at my side before I could make sense of anything, and then I felt it. Like the literal gates of hell unleashed in my lower half and I was giving birth to Freddy fucking Kruger. Jesus, seriously, Satan, are you fucking trying to rip me apart from the inside?!
I screamed. I said things that would make Negan blush, because he fucking did. I threatened every fucking life that I’d ever come across. His, Laura’s, the doctor’s, Simon’s, Dwight’s, fuck I named names that I’m not sure went with actual people I’ve ever fucking met. And after fucking weeks, it seemed, it finally came time to unleash my little asshole onto the world. I thought for certain that I’d been ripped apart from my sternum to my ass, the pain hurt so fucking bad and the burning the fucking burning.
Then there was a cry, and I felt tears of relief, of exhaustion, and of the knowledge that FINALLY our baby was here.
Negan looked like he’d just seen the meaning of life, and in a way he had. As he reluctantly released my hand, kissing my sweaty forehead and staring into my eyes like I’d given him the best gift of his life, he stepped to the doctor and cut the cord. I lay back and Laura looked down at me with a huge fucking grin.
“Damn, boss, you did it.” Her smile was so bright that I felt my own grow.
Before I could ask, Negan was back, cradling an impossibly small being with a flash of red hair crowning the very small head and he smiled at me and I felt like it didn’t matter. Boy or girl. Nothing mattered, but that they were here, and we were together.
“Wanna meet our little girl, mama?” And I choked back a sob. A girl? With that bright hair, and as he helped me cradle her to my chest, her tiny eyes locked on me and I saw Negan stare back at me. Hazel. Just like Daddy’s.
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Rotten Spaghetti Noodles and a Stranger Things Marathon (Izuku Midoriya x Reader)
Not gonna lie lol Bob’s Burgers inspired me with this one XD
Summary: Poor Deku is forced into a wild goose chase with Reader-chan after a prank goes horribly wrong on the most volatile classmate in 1-A...
Featuring: Precious Cinnamon Roll!!
You can find this story here too on ao3!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17545592/chapters/41570912
You sighed heavily as you sat on the couch of the common room, staring at the girls who were just chatting frivolously with each other as per usual. At first you thought about going over to join in on their conversation, but they talked about the most boring topics sometimes that you decided to just sit and be bored by yourself.
Kaminari was pretty much your partner-in-crime when it came to doing fun things but he was hanging with Kirishima, Sero and Bakugou. Typical boys. But the more you thought about it, the more you realized you probably should have gone with him, even though Bakugou wasn’t crazy about the fact that you were friends with ‘Deku’. Well, that was understatement, he didn’t like that at all, he never had been in fact. Truth was, you grew up alongside him and Izuku, but you met Bakugou first, only to get closer to Izuku and remained his only friend even when Bakugou picked on him and always threw smart-ass comments his way which he hated. You assumed it was jealousy, but that was just your pride talking.
However, the more you thought about Bakugou, the more Izuku started popping up in your mind. Making you sigh in content, smiling fondly at the thought of the sweet, green-haired dork. How you adored him, he was almost too pure for this world to the point where it was almost REALLY annoying because you had a mischievous streak he often fretted over.
“Oh Izuku… you make me wish I was a better person.” You said quietly as you blushed a little bit, looking around and making sure no one could hear you going into ‘lovey-dovey’ mode. So to distract yourself, you finally got up off your ass and headed into the kitchen, maybe eating something could take away some of the boredom.
But you didn’t expect to see Izuku passing by through there, and he perked up upon seeing you. “(Y/N), Hey!” He quickly greeted you with that adorable smile that easily lit up your day every time you saw it, hell it practically sent you in one of your dazes as you smiled shyly and waved. “Hey Izuku…”
“Are you okay?” He asked you, concerned when he saw how ‘out of it’ you appeared, and you blushed warmly as you tried to downplay it.
“Ah yeah! Totally… hehe, I’m just hungry so I’m gonna… get something to eat that’s uh… why I came in here!” You stammered and laughed nervously, quickly opening the refrigerator as if to emphasize your point, even though Izuku looked a little confused by your odd behavior. He smiled at you anyway though, thinking you were cute.
But he flinched when you gasped suddenly, and loudly at the refrigerator.
“Oh Sweet mother of All-Might…” You said in pure awe as you stared wide-eyed at one of the containers you found in one of the deeper parts of the fridge. Carefully picking it up, you brought it out and placed it on the table, but the old, gloppy contents with some black spots and furry looking specks that stained its corners disgusted your friend a little bit.
“Wha… what in the world is that…?” Izuku nervously asked, but at that moment he realized he probably shouldn’t have asked that.
“It’s spaghetti! Remember a month ago when Kaminari suggested that we try foreign food for dinner, so we went with Italian and we decided to save some of the leftovers because it was so good that night?” You reminded him and the memory instantly hit him once it came back to him. “Oh right! I remember that… that was a month ago…?” Izuku asked, making a face. There’s no way that spaghetti could still be good at all if it’s a month old.
Going against your better judgment, you opened it up and the pungent stank quickly hit your nose as you turned away with a small gag, seeing Izuku cover his nose once the smell got to him too. Despite your disgust, you were extremely amused too. “Ohoho WOW… we totally forgot all about this because this stinks to high-heaven… it’s beautiful…” You snickered, and Izuku saw wheels turning in your head…
“You know what we gotta do with this right?”
“Throw it away?”
“Nope~! We gotta drop this on someone outside a window! We might NEVER get another chance like this! When you have rotten spaghetti noodles, you HAVE to drop it on someone. I mean you can’t NOT use it for that kind of thing. We have an opportunity of a lifetime…!” You explained as if it were the simplest idea in the world, but such a terrible idea made Izuku tremble and look panicked. That was practically a death sentence.
“W-What?! Y-You can’t be serious…! A-Are… Are you… are you crazy?!” He asked you, whisper-yelling as he looked around very nervously to make sure that nobody was around to hear this.
“Haha I’m totally off my rocker dude… you know this… now c’mon… it’s not like we’ll get caught. As soon as it hits somebody we’ll run like hell! It’s so easy!” You giggled almost like a mad-woman at the thought, and Izuku just shook even more with a terrified whimper. It wasn’t in his nature to pull pranks like that, and he didn’t really like anyone being mad at him.
“I-I don’t know… i-it sounds like a really bad idea… I mean, for one it’s really mean… and second, if we hit the wrong person, this could lead to some seriously bad consequences… it just… it’s a bad idea… in fact, it’s a horrible idea… we can’t do that…” Izuku thought outloud, hoping that somehow he could talk you out of this. He thought about how it could all go wrong, and who they could end up hitting. Classmates like Kaminari, Kirishima, Sero, Ashido, Tsuyu and Uraraka might be a little more forgiving if they got spaghetti’d. The rest like Iida, Yaoyorozu and Tokoyami would be pissed but not hold a serious grudge, and then there was Todoroki and Bakugou. The worst people to prank…
Todoroki would definitely be pissed about it, but maybe he’d be forgiving if he explained it to him enough. Bakugou on the other hand… would never, ever forgive that.
Izuku shuddered at the mere thought.
“Izuku… I can’t pass up this opportunity… besides, I’m not gonna hit anyone like Todoroki if that’s what you’re worried about. I like the guy. If I’m lucky I’ll hit Kaminari or Iida. I’d love to see the looks on their faces.” You grinned widely and laughed somewhat wickedly as you carried the container, spinning around ever so slightly, much to Izuku’s discomfort.
He couldn’t find it in him to say no to you though. The truth was Izuku would follow you wherever you went, including to yours and his death because he was sure this was going to get you both killed somehow by the wrong classmate. Meanwhile, you were grinning happily as you were taking him up to the balcony of your room and looking downward for some potential victims, holding the container of disgusting, old food in your hands. Smiling widely, almost crazily and giggling so hard you could barely contain yourself.
“Hee-hee Izuku~. You and I are about to do something the world should have done a LONG time ago. This right here is going to make history. Just give me the signal when you see someone.” You grinned wide as you held the now open container of rotten spaghetti noodles as Izuku looked down to make sure nobody like Bakugou or Todoroki were coming.
“Uh…” His better judgment kicked in though, this was a terrible idea and it was going to happen soon as he saw a few heads coming out the door, two blondes, a brunette and one redhead. Oh no.
“Uh oh…! (Y-Y/N)!” He tried to alarm you, but apparently THAT was the signal for you to start.
“Someone’s there! Here we go!” You cheerfully poured down the container, letting the gloppy, thick red sauce and stringy, stale noodles rain down to the earth much to Izuku’s absolute horror as you both stared down, a broad smile across your face while Izuku’s was a look of horror as he shouted.
(insert slow-motion) “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”
With a loud, squishing plop, the spaghetti noodles finally hit your victim in all it’s disgusting, stinky glory, staining his school uniform shirt with its foul, red and moldy sauce and decorating his blonde, spiky hair with a wreath of stale, wet noodles as he shouted in shock at the random onslaught.
“ARGH!!! What the fuck?!”
“Ewww dude…” Kirishima cringed and backed away slightly when his friend got splattered by old, moldy food, crinkling his nose in disgust when the smell hit him.
“Gross! What… what the hell is that…?!” That was Kaminari’s voice, and he shamelessly covered his nose as he forced himself to not snicker at his unfortunate classmate’s incident.
“Hey that’s… the spaghetti from last month…” Sero figured it out, and he looked a little nervous once he saw their friend’s look of shock quickly turn into an enraged expression as he looked upwards to see the identity of who they assumed would be his murder victim.
“K-Kacchan…!” Izuku froze up like he was hit with a paralysis quirk once he saw that it was Bakugou that you had ended up hitting. Now he was a hundred percent sure that this was going to be the end for you and him.
“Oh shit… is that Bakugou…?” You peered downwards a little bit to get a better look, but instantly regretted that once Bakugou’s seering, crimson red eyes looked upwards and made contact with your now wide, shocked (E/C) eyes as Izuku promptly freaked out and trembled like a leaf.
If looks could kill, you would definitely be dead. You could practically hear his feral growling as he clenched his fists.
“Hide. Hide. Hide! Hide! Hide!!” You and Izuku both exclaimed in alarm to each other, trying to back away as much as you could to avoid being seen by the explosive teen, but it was too late. He already saw you both.
“Deku! Shitty girl?!” Bakugou was livid, and looked ready to kill the two people he’s known since childhood and his friends could see it as they backed away a little bit. Seeing Bakugou angry wasn’t a spectacle, but after that trick. He wasn’t going to let neither of you get away.
However, as scared as you were, you couldn’t let Bakugou terrify you into submission since this was an accident. “Ohohokay… look dude… that was a total fluke on my part… that was supposed to be for Kaminari.” You attempted to reason with the pissed-off blonde, ignoring the indignant ‘Hey!’ coming from the former. “You don’t have to go all Lord Explosion Murder-y on us…” As calm as you were, you should have known better than to try to reason with Bakugou when he was this pissed. To make matters worse, you were snickering the entire time and trying to cover your mouth to quell them.
“Bullshit!! This is your way of getting back at me! And don’t fucking lie to me I'm right aren't I?!” He angrily wiped off the sauce and noodles off himself as much as possible despite how disgusting it felt on his hands and the smell was horrific. Bakugou didn’t believe a word you said. Ever since Izuku acquired One For All, and even after he found out the truth about it, him and Bakugou still weren’t exactly friend-ish yet. And with your own improvement of your telekinesis quirk getting stronger ever since you got to this school, Bakugou assumed that you and Deku were somehow in cahoots together to try and take him down a peg. He wasn’t wrong on YOUR part though.
“N-No! Kacchan we swear we would never!!” Izuku was going to make a vain attempt to reason with him, but you quickly took the floor to protect him.
“He’s right. Leave Izuku alone, besides Bakugou, if I wanted to get back at you, it would have been a LOT worse than this. Though in hindsight this is pretty brilliant. Since that’s rotten spaghetti noodles you’re covered in. I recommend taking a shower though I can smell you from up here!” You explained but didn’t make yourself sound any better as you took the moment to tease him a little bit, wafting your hand for emphasis even though it wasn’t an exaggeration. You can literally smell that rotten spaghetti from up here. And it pissed him off to no end.
“What the hell was that?!”
“Stop taunting him…!” Izuku advised you worriedly, since he knew better than to make Bakugou madder if he was already mad. You didn’t listen.
“I said take a shower because you stink Noodlehead! Get it?!” You snickered and laughed, tears in your eyes when seeing Bakugou practically turn red from such vicious rage. “H-Hey c’mon man… s-she’s just playing…” Kirishima trembled slightly when seeing how pissed his friend was, and he wanted to save you from getting killed by trying to calm down Bakugou but he just ignored him.
“Why you fucking bitch! Don’t you fucking laugh at me! Wait til I get up there I’ll kill you both!!” He declared and quickly made his way inside the building and now you and Izuku couldn’t help but panic a little bit.
“Why did you say that?!” Izuku frantically asked you, looking at you like you had to have been insane to provoke a dragon-tempered boy like Bakugou.
“It was funny!” You gave your rather weak reasoning, but that didn’t matter now that you were both pretty much doomed. At least you would die alongside Izuku, the boy you loved with all your heart. However, a sudden idea came to your head as you grabbed his hand and lead him out of your room.
“W-What are you doing?!”
“I have an idea! But we need Yaoyorozu!” You stated, quickly rushing over to the common room where you thankfully found Momo among the girls. “Momo! Momo we need your help!” Rushing over to the tall girl, you clasped your hands together in a begging manner, much to her shock and confusion.
“What’s the matter?!” She asked in worry once she heard the urgency in your voice. However, once you explained it all quickly to her, she wasn’t very amused at all by how you childishly pranked Bakugou, but she helped you both anyway with what you needed because she wanted to help you and Izuku stay alive.
…
Bakugou was on the prowl as he marched inside the building, resembling an animal hunting down prey with Kirishima, Kaminari and Sero meekly following behind so they could hold him back in case he really did try to kill you and Izuku.
He knew where your room was, but he assumed the two of you were going to hide somewhere like the ‘cowards’ you were as he went up the first floor. Some of his classmates, quickly backing away when seeing how pissed he was, and at how smelly he was since he couldn’t get the spaghetti stink off of him.
But he didn’t pay attention to all the damn extras, all that matter was finding you and Deku so he could kill you both for making him look like a fool and daring to prank him like that. And he was surprised when he saw you both just lounging on the couch of the common room without a care in the world as he growled like a wild animal.
“You idiots! So you both want to die huh?!” He barked aloud in the once-quiet room, aggressively grabbing yours and ‘Izuku’s’ shoulders roughly only for the bodies in front of him to suddenly collapse, revealing two headless mannequins wearing your blazers with soccer balls bouncing to the ground which acted as the heads as they adorned wigs of Izuku’s messy green hair and your (H/C) (H/S) hair.
“D-Did their heads just fall off?!” Kirishima asked, his eyes wide with horror as he began trembling, having not seen that the bodies were just dummies and not really you or Izuku.
“Y-You really killed them?!” Kaminari exclaimed in the same terror as Kirishima, since he didn’t see the dummies or the soccer-balls either.
Bewildered and wide-eyed, Bakugou picked up the soccer ball with Izuku’s hair, squeezing it hatefully until it popped as he let out an extremely irritated growl. That was the second time you made him look like a fool, he was SO going to kill you both now.
“DEKU!! SHITTY GIRL!!” He screamed so loud you swore the entire building shook. It was definitely loud enough for you and Izuku to hear from downstairs as you ran down to the bottom floor.
“AH! Kacchan figured it out!!” Izuku started to panic again as he ran with you out of the building, although you couldn’t help but snicker because you wished you could’ve seen the look on his face.
“Duh Izuku I heard him! I’m pretty sure the whole fucking country heard him too! Come on! We can’t be here, not while he’s in that mood, I know where we can hide!” You said as the two of you started to run away from Heights Alliance, passing a few of your confused classmates as they watched you run.
However, neither you or Izuku expected Bakugou to show up so soon as you both heard the door slam wide open.
“You two aren’t getting away that easy! You can run but you can’t fucking hide from me!!” Bakugou shouted, immediately chasing after you both. He instantly knew that you were both going to try and hide from him, just like you two always did when the three of you were children.
You both shouted in shock, and Izuku reluctantly turned to see Bakugou coming for you guys with bloody murder in his eyes. “He’s already caught up?!” You asked in shock, confident that your dummies would have distracted him for longer than that. “You dropped spaghetti on him!” Izuku exclaimed matter-of-factly, not that surprised that Bakugou had caught up this fast.
“I know I did Izuku! But I swear my plan was fool-proof!”
“You know Kacchan is no fool! And he was the fastest in every grade in elementary and middle school!”
“Well I guess that means we’re fucked huh?!” You asked while you two kept running, and you couldn’t help but feel a little bit scared that you were going to be fucked if you didn’t think of something fast. However, you and Izuku nearly perked up upon seeing someone from afar, but the red and white was all the indication you both needed to know. And as soon as you saw Todoroki up closer, you grinned and immediately called for help.
“Help us Todoroki!!”
That certainly surprised him as he stopped with a bewildered expression as you and Izuku ran past him fast enough to send wind through his hair. “Midoriya? (L/N)? What’s going on?” He was calm in spite of the fact that you and Izuku were both freaking out as you both took a moment to stop for a minute.
“W-We’re kind of running from someone…” Izuku started off, panting a little bit as you finished his sentence. “It’s Bakugou! And he’s going to kill us! Build a wall of ice or fire fast!” You kind of begged since Bakugou was getting closer.
“Don’t even think about helping them IcyHot! Or I’ll kill you too!” Todoroki paid him no mind though, he heard you call him for help and he did exactly that. In the blink of an eye, Todoroki raised his right side and created a giant wall of ice to block his volatile classmate from getting to you and Izuku. “DAMMIT!!!” Now all three of you heard Bakugou’s enraged shouts, but it didn’t take too long for you to start hearing explosions as he began carving through the wall to get to you, Izuku AND Todoroki. That was three on his hit list now.
“Thank you Todoroki! I think you saved our lives!” Izuku was extremely grateful as you couldn’t help but sigh in relief. That wall would definitely buy you three some time.
Although he was confused, Todoroki started to run with you and Izuku but he was clearly looking for an explanation. “Why is he chasing you two?”
“Oh, he’s just mad because I accidentally dropped some rotten spaghetti on his head. It was hilarious! You should’ve seen his face, I thought he was going to literally explode like a volcano..." As you snickered, Izuku quietly whined a little bit since as much as you found it funny, he wasn't crazy about the fact that yours and his already complicated childhood friend probably hated you two even more now.
"Why would you do that?" Todoroki asked you, his voice sounding somewhat incredulous since he saw no rhyme or reason to doing such a childish act. Because you were friends with Izuku, he had gotten fairly used to your presence and steadily became your friend too, but he found you very strange due to your behavior and penchant for mischief and juvenile jokes.
"Because it's funny! And besides Todoroki, life-lesson, when life gives you rotten spaghetti noodles, you dump it on someone!" You exclaimed and gave your reasoning, but of course Todoroki wasn't amused at all.
"That sounds like nonsense." He stated bluntly, but you just stuck your tongue at him. "So you're telling me that if life gave you rotten spaghetti noodles that you wouldn't dump it on your shitty dad if you had the opportunity?" You raised a brow at him, and that somewhat silenced him a bit as he thought about that. And you laughed a bit when you saw him give the smallest smile when he clearly envisioned that and started to see some of the comedy in that. Including the idea of Bakugou getting spaghetti'd, he was starting to wish he had seen that now just a little bit.
"Not you too Todoroki!!" Izuku exclaimed in slight shock, since dumping old pasta is why they were even running in the first place, and yet you and Todoroki were clearly amused by it.
"DAMN YOU YOU ICYHOT BASTARD!!" Bakugou finally broke through the wall, and you three were far enough now but he could still see you, and the three of you turned to see the same murder in his eyes.
"RUN!!" You shouted as both your friends followed you, and Todoroki seemed to tag along without complaint. He wasn't scared or anything, but he felt that he should probably stay with you and Izuku as long as Bakugou is that angry with you both. He wasn't letting up, and somehow he managed to get closer even though you three were all running as fast as you could thanks to adrenaline as shocked and confused classmates and students alike stopped and stared.
"We need to throw away dead weight!" You suddenly said to Izuku and Todoroki, who both looked at you in slight shock. "WHAT?! You're not talking about one of us are you?!" Izuku asked you, wide-eyed and really hoping you wouldn't go that far.
"What are you nuts?! I ain't throwing away neither of you guys!" You said, and as soon as you saw one classmate you quickly used your quirk.
"D'AH! Why am I floating?! Have I died and gone to heaven?! Why are all the girls still wearing their uniforms?!" Mineta asked loudly, before he saw you and you smirked evilly at him as he shrieked in horror. He let out another pig-like squeal as you sent him flying right towards Bakugou whose eyes slightly widened and he quickly raised his palm to blast away that little punk into the atmosphere as you each heard a scream and a little 'ding'.
"You're bad (Y/N)..." Izuku said with a tremor of fear in his tone as you laughed happily, "I know!!" Cheerfully, you used your quirk to use anything else in your vicinity to toss and block Bakugou from getting any closer, and you did manage to succeed when some of the items, including books, trash-cans, and a few other students to slow him down as you snickered again when you heard Bakugou's enraged roars.
2 Hours Later
After 2 hours of running around and playing wild goose chase with Bakugou, you, Izuku and Todoroki finally outran him and came to the best hiding place you knew he wouldn't find you at. The comfort of your house and in your (style) room.
“(Y-Y/N)… you know that we can’t hide in your room forever right? Kacchan probably remembers that you and I would always come over here to hide from him whenever he was really mad, and not only that, but we still have school to attend even if he’s still going to be mad about what just happened. There’s just no way we can avoid him unless we-”. You stopped Izuku as he started mumbling, looking rather nonchalant as you sat on your bed and turned on Netflix.
“He’s not going to find us here… and even if he does, he can’t get in…” You said breezily, not really worrying about Bakugou at the moment as you relaxed on your bed. “Sit with me Izuku. C’mon, let’s just figure out what to watch.” Patting your bed and gesturing him to sit, Izuku blushed as he nervously made his way over and sat beside you, his face beginning to redden as you scooted closer to him with a content smirk.
Much to Todoroki’s discomfort, whom you had invited into your house on your run from Bakugou. “This feels odd... to see you and Midoriya like this..." He said very awkwardly, even though he was oblivious to how you and Midoriya felt about each other, he just knew that the atmosphere was a little awkward. Especially since he and Midoriya were in a girl’s room, and he didn't quite understand why Midoriya suddenly began to blush like that. Nor did he quite know that this what it meant to be the third wheel.
“Ah. Todoroki. C’mere. Sit with us. Plenty of room.” However, you weren’t going to leave Todoroki out. Izuku was the one for you, but you were a bit of a pervert at heart and didn’t mind a very attractive boy like Todoroki being close to you too.
That surprised the boy, and he appeared unsure for a moment until you patted the free space for him to sit down. “C’mon. Right here it’s cool.” You gently coaxed him, and with that Todoroki slowly made his way over to sit down on your bed, next to you while Midoriya was on your other side. You looked extremely pleased and content as you sighed happily.
“You know. You two are my favorite classmates.” You admitted, which earned a bright blush from Izuku and a light flush of surprise from Todoroki.
“Y-You’re just saying that…” Izuku got rather bashful, avoiding your gaze as his face visibly turned red which you found absolutely adorable.
“Why me?” Todoroki sounded more confused, he was strangely flattered but he didn’t know why you liked him.
“Todoroki. I like you because you’re powerful, and you’re not annoying. Plus you’re a lot nicer to me now! You were a total jackass at first until Izuku got to ya.” That came out rather blunt but cheerful as Todoroki nearly expressed some guilt for his past behavior, since he didn’t treat you with much regard before befriending Midoriya. “And you’re cute so that’s a bonus. The other guys are such guys…” You added, and Todoroki looked almost more surprised when you called him cute.
“Izuku. I like you because you've been my friend since we were both really little. I might have met Bakugou first, but I liked you a lot better. I've always liked you a lot better." You admitted as Izuku began to blush even harder, his green eyes widening as his mouth formed in an 'oh' shape as you continued to speak, blushing warmly, "And not only that but you've stuck with me... even though I'm no better than Bakugou. I always drag you into crazy shit, like today, and yet you still stuck with me. I'm a loser." You chuckled and rolled your eyes in a moment of self-loathing.
"But you never once said 'no' to me. You knew what you were getting into, you knew all my ideas were insane... but you stood with me the whole time... Izuku you make me wish I was a better person... that's why I like you so much... in fact... that's why I... I like-like you so much..." Your face burned red as you grinned shyly once you finally admitted your feelings for the boy you've known since childhood. Izuku's blush deepened, his look of shock not fading as Todoroki also blushed at the sincerity of your words, he wasn't good at reading feelings but based on the way you were talking to Izuku, it seemed that you liked him as more than just a friend.
"You... like-like me?" Izuku asked shakily, obviously still in shock at the mere idea that someone actually liked him as more than just a friend.
"Duh." You smirked and chuckled, thinking that your feelings were pretty obvious since your other classmates, especially Mina and Asui picked up on it fast and had actually encouraged you to tell him. And you did!
"I-I... w-wow I..." He was smiling wide, trying and failing to conceal his grin as he couldn't stop blushing, but he did look you in the eyes as you smirked and put your arm around him. "(Y/N)... I-I... I like-like you too... I kind of... always have... I kind of always thought you like-liked Kacchan though... since you were always making fun of him..." He admitted, even though part of him also knew that you didn't like Bakugou that way even if you did tease him in a manner similar to how girls taunted boys they liked.
"Nope! Hahaha! That porcupine might be fun to mess with, but I don't like-like him... not even sure I like him either though." You shrugged your shoulders as Izuku tried not to snicker, but he squeaked and blushed crimson once he felt your lips peck him on the cheek. And now Todoroki really felt like the third wheel, this was very awkward, and yet at the same time he was also kind of happy for you and Izuku.
"Do you like me?" He suddenly asked you and you and Izuku looked at him in confusion. However, Izuku wasn't jealous because he knew Todoroki didn't think of you like that. At least he seriously hoped he didn't.
But you couldn't help but smile wide at the heterochromatic boy. "Oh Todoroki of course I like you! I just don't like-like you." You affirmed and that reassured him a little bit, relieved that you liked him. "
"You're both saying 'like-like'. When you say that, does that mean when someones likes another person beyond friendship?" He asked, and you and Izuku both nodded with smiles, and Todoroki seemed to get that now.
"That's it bro. Now... Todoroki, new boyfriend, let's do a Stranger Things marathon." You grinned, putting your arm around your new boyfriend whom was smiling and still blushing, especially when you called him 'boyfriend'. Izuku couldn't believe it, he was ecstatic! Even if Bakugou was still angry and out there looking for you both, he was actually your boyfriend now, and you were his girlfriend! There was nothing that could spoil this feeling...
“(Y/N)!” Suddenly, your mom called you and you groaned in annoyance because you had to sit up from your comfortable spot.
“Yeah Ma?”
“Your old friend Katsuki is outside!” Your’s and Izuku’s eyes widened with shock, horror more evident on his face as he looked ready to freak out again, “AH! I knew it! I knew he’d remember!” He exclaimed, getting up off the bed and peeked out your window, flinching once he saw the still pissed blonde walking towards your house.
“Don’t let him in mom! MOM!!" You pleaded for your mother to NOT let Bakugou in, and although she listened to you. He wasn't going anywhere until you and Izuku came outside.
"He's not going to let this go..." Izuku muttered fearfully as Todoroki sighed at just how vindictive Bakugou could be. Obviously he himself wouldn't have been happy if he got spaghetti'd, but he wouldn't really stake someone out just to beat them bloody.
"I've got a plan..." You said deviously, bringing out your phone as Izuku and Todoroki looked at you, not knowing exactly what your 'plan' was but it was probably something underhanded.
"Don't tell me... you know someone...?" Izuku asked you with a small sigh and you smiled at him and blew him a kiss. "Izuku, I'm not letting Katsuki ruin this for us... sure it might be my fault, but still! I know how to get him to leave us alone..." You said sweetly, and Izuku decided to let you take care of it. You were his girlfriend now, and he trusted you.
"Hello Shinsou?" You smirked as soon as your call went through, and Izuku flinched at the knowledge that you knew Shinsou, and well enough to have his phone number...
"Yeah... I'm gonna need your help..."
There you go again. But Izuku adored you with all of your heart, and you adored him with all your heart too. It was all worth it, even if it was at Bakugou's expense of being spaghetti'd.
In fact, that made it all the more worth it to you. You got Izuku's heart, and you got to dump rotten pasta on Bakugou. This was pretty much the best day of your life.
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I hate my friends XD
So my friend is making me do this just to piss off her boyfriend I'm so sorry XD
So all this is just to piss him off so it's not my best writing.
Not edited so expect mistakes
No POV
Dating
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It was a normal day in Derry. Richie and Eddie were sitting at the park on the swings. Richie on one and Eddie on the other. They talk and joke around having nothing better to do. They couldn't go back to Eddie's place, cause Mrs. K cought then making out in Eddie's room.
"Hey mister! Can I have a turn on the swing?" A small blond girl looking around 5-6, with her hair pulled into pigtails, a small pink dress, goes over to Eddie and makes big puppy dog eyes.
Eddie smiles and quickly gets up. "Of course sweetheart." He wipes off the seat with his hand and smiles as the girls eyes light up.
"Thanks mister!" The small girl gets on the swing quickly swinging herself as high as she can.
Eddie smiles and looks at Richie who's now talking with a little boy, that looked a few years older then the little girl.
"Come on you've been on there since you got here." The boy shouts stomping his foot on the ground.
"So. I'm older then you, you can't boss me around you little shit." Richie sticks his tounge tongue out at the little boy and Eddie quickly rushes over.
"Ok babe I think we should do sone thing else before we get in trouble." Eddie quickly pulls Richie off the swing and over to the slides. "Richie, you fucking idiot."
Richie giggles adjusting his glasses. "I was fine Eds. It's just a joke."
Eddie rolls his eyes and crosses his arms. "Yea ok well you would've have to tell that to his parents."
"It's fine Eddie-baby." Richie smiles and grabs Eddie by his hips pulling him close. "The little brats all taken care of so there's nothing to worry about."
Richie quickly kisses Eddie sweetly and Eddie blushes smiling into the kiss and wrapping his arms around Richie's neck. "I hate you so much." Eddie mumbles between kisses.
They're soon broken apart by a werid childish noise. "Bla! That's just gross!"
Richie looks over to see the little bitch from the swings. "Ugh not you again."
"Why were you kissing. Only mommy's and daddy's do that. And you're both dad's. That's gross. Dad's don't kiss." The little boy fake gags and Richie glares at him.
"Can I fucking kill him yet?" Richie whispers to Eddie not looking away from the kid.
"No you can't beat a child."
"But he's a bitch."
The boys eyes widen and he giggles. "Oooooo that's a bad word. I'm gonna tell my mommy!" The boy goes to skip off by Richie grabs his wrist.
"Listen here you little shit you tell your mommy anything she won't fucking care. And if you kindly fuck off I would like to get back to having my moment with my boyfriend." Richie glairs at the kid, who only cringed at the word boyfriend.
"Ewww boyfriend, but you're a boy too. That's gross." The boy crinkles his nose and trys pulling away from Richie.
"Well I may be gross but at least I'm not a poopy pants." Richie smiles hearing Eddie lightly giggle behind him.
"I am not a poopy pants!" The boy quickly defends.
"Poopy pants, and I bet you pick your nose too." Richie smirks as Eddie giggles.
"I do not!"
"Yeah-huh."
"Na-uh."
"Yeah-huh."
"Na-uh."
This goes on for a while when suddenly the kid pulls away and kicks Richie in the balls sending him collapsing to the floor. Eddie almost falls over laughing but uses the slide to maintain his balance.
"Who's the poopy pants now, you nose picking dad kisser." The kid runs off.
Richie lies in the floor holding his crotch as Eddie laughs. "Fuck, that kid can really kick."
Eddie wipes his tears, from laughing so hard, and kneels down next to Richie. "You ok?"
"I think I just lost my manhood but besides that.. yeah I'm fine." Eddie giggles helping Richie sit up. "Fuck, I can't believe I just lost a fight to a fucking 5 year old."
Eddie giggles and kisses Richie's cheek. "It's ok, you're still my hero."
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Could you do one with Ethan and like, she's handjobbing him in a semi-public place under a table? Maybe with some of their friends around but no one notices
(Yeah, this one is gonna be a little longer than the others I think? Took closer to 30 minutes. I hope you guys enjoy it still! It’s a little all over the place in my opinion.)
“Blank, kid tested, mother approved,” Mark read off the card in front of him.
“Oh god, remember the last time we got this?” Tyler snickered from across the table.
You had to grin at that thought. You hadn’t been a part of the group of friends at that time, but you’d watched the video over and over probably a hundred times since it came out. The boys bust out laughing, easily falling into reminiscing together and forgetting about the game. At the mention of orgasm faces, you couldn’t stop the grin splitting across your lips and your eyes darted up to Ethan.
“How’d that orgasm face go again?” you asked teasingly.
“Oh yeah, do it!” Mark urged.
Red faced, Ethan jutted out his lower lip and “ooh”ed into the air. Another round of laughter hit the table as Ethan collapsed into his arms on the table.
“I’m dying,” you gasped out through laughs.
Finally you were all able to collect yourselves as you started looking for a card to play. Every one of yours sucked except one, and it made your guts cringe to even lay it down, but of course you went with it. The game was meant to be offensive, you tried to remember.
As Ethan and Tyler looked through their cards, you looked back over at your boyfriend and couldn’t help the turn your thoughts took. His orgasm face was obviously nothing like that joke, although it was fucking hilarious to imagine so. Thinking on such a topic had your brain wandering towards the dangerous land of sex and orgasms, and you shut your thighs instinctively.
“Okay, here was go,” Ethan sighed, finally placing down a card.
He apparently noticed your not-so-subtle staring and his bright blue orbs met yours, eyebrows furrowing in confusion.
“You okay babe?”
“Mmhmm, sorry, lost in thought,” you admitted.
With a chaste kiss, you reluctantly returned your attention to the game where Mark was reading the cards.
“My tiny penis, kid tested… whoa god, no… mother approved.”
Your nose crinkled up in silent laughter at the expression across his face.
“Michael Jackson, kid tested, mother approved.”
There it was, your card. As they started giggling and goofing around, you felt a swell of hope in your chest. Maybe you’d finally win a card!
“Scary clowns, kid tested, mother approved.”
“Eww, no,” you muttered with a quick shudder.
“Aw, what’s wrong? You wouldn’t want to play with a clown?” Ethan teased.
With a dead pan look from you, he quickly apologized and hid his face in his cards.
“Asshole,” you muttered jokingly.
“I have to go with Michael Jackson. That’s too fucking perfect,” Mark decided.
“Yessss!”
Ethan and Tyler groaned and complained as you swipe up the card, but you just preened happily at your first win.
“Why do I hurt all over?” Tyler read aloud.
“Butt sex?” Ethan commented suddenly, causing an uproarious bout of giggles.
You searched through your cards again and slapped down a random one, not liking any of the choices.
Ethan’s little noises and movements from beside you stole your attention again, and you debated trying something sneaky as your thoughts turned dark again. Most likely Mark and Tyler wouldn’t notice… What would the harm be?
Leaning in closer, you pretended to look at his cards with him while your hand snuck under the table.
“What do you th-aahaaa- nk?” Ethan gasped, shooting you a glare as your hands rubbed the inside of his thigh.
“I like that one,” you replied, pointing at the one in the middle.
He nodded but didn’t say another word. You kneaded the muscular flesh of his thigh and slowly moved up, enjoying the slight jumps and flinches it earned from his stoic face.
“Okay, Why do I hurt all over?” Tyler announced, scooping up the cards.
You returned the majority of your attention to the tall man, but kept working your way up to the object of your desire ever so slowly.
“Revenge fucking.”
His eyebrows lifted as he gave a little chuckle, then moved on to the next one.
“Why do I hurt all over? Midget wrestling.”
Even you had to let out a snicker at that, imagining the giant man wrestling in that style of match.
“So, Ethan?” Mark retorted, earning a sharp exclamation of disagreement from said man.
“Why do I hurt all over? Filling every… orifice… with butterscotch pudding…?”
The distraught look on his face was enough to crack the rest of you up. With the racuous noise filling the air, you took the chance to skip up to the growling bulge in Ethan’s pants.
“Mother f–”
Ethan caught himself carefully, a pained look coming over his face as eyes darted in his direction.
“Kicked the table with my pinky toe,” he lied easily.
“Ouch,” you retorted, exuding false empathy.
“Butter scotch pudding has to be the winner,” Tyler announced.
“Yes!” Mark hissed.
“Of course,” you teased, sticking out your tongue.
He returned the sentiment as you reached out for a card off the deck.
“This Month’s Cosmo; Spice up your sex life by bringing blank into the bedroom,” you read aloud.
They all went quiet as they searched through their card. You caught Ethan’s side eye look before you shut you eyes, a little grin obvious on your face as his hardened under your caressing touches.
Even through the sweat pants you enjoyed the thickness of his cock filling your hand.
Mark made a noise and you grabbed up the cards on the table.
“This Month’s Cosmo; Spice up your sex life by bringing Nickleback into the bedroom”
Immediately you had to slap your forehead and let out a snicker.
“This Month’s Cosmo; Spice up your sex life by bringing… ewww, used panties into the bedroom,” you groaned.
“This Month’s Cosmo; Spice up your sex life by bringing Bill Clinton, naked on a bear skin rug with a saxophone into the bedroom.”
By the time you finished the card, you could barely speak, laughter bubbling beneath the surface until tears prickled at your eyes.
“Fucking Bill Clinton, of course,” you said.
“Yes!” Tyler explained, grabbing the card.
“Babe,” Ethan sighed in mock disappointment.
With a squeeze to his erection, his sass was gone, instead cheeks and ears heating dark red as he bit into his bottom lip hard.
He read off the next card but you barely paid attention, laying down the top card from your hand without reading it, too focused on the way he was fidgeting suddenly in his chair. Luckily Mark and Tyler were distracted in their conversation about which card was better, so you sped up your strokes.
Suddenly Ethan leaned in to your ear, his other hand snatching your wrist painfully hard and jerking it faster.
“I’m going to get you for this,” he panted huskily into your ear, “I can’t believe you’re doing this.”
You turned to his other ear and whispered back, “All that talk about orgasm faces made me wanna give you one.”
He barely caught the groan from sounding out loud, letting the sensation reverberate against your cheek as his grip on your wrist tightened to the point you were on the edge of pulling away from pain; but then you felt it. His thighs clenched hard under your forearm and his cock stiffened and pulsed in your hand.
His moan was nearly silent in your ear as he let out the quietest curse.
“You’re lucky these pants won’t show a cum stain,” he sighed sharply, when he pulled back.
“If you two are done whispering sex talk over there, we’d like to continue,” Mark nearly shouted, causing you both to jump apart and your faces to flush.
He smirked but said nothing.
“There will be plenty of time for naughty stuff in your room tonight. Get to reading,” he urged.
Thankfully neither of them seemed to notice more than your heated talk, and you couldn’t help but smirk to yourself.
Mission accomplished.
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Thoughts on beauty and the beast 2017
-Audra McDonald is boss, but that song is weird.
-prince Dan is super sassy.
-prince Dan does not deal in a plant based economy.
- Honestly, I feel bad for anyone who just got a job there. I filled out my w2s, excited for new life adventure annnd now I’m a rug. Thanks Potts for recommending me.
*song Belle*
- ohhhhhhhh, emma can’t sing. Hopefully that won’t be too distracting.
-belle is mean
-are those boys checking her out?is that lady checking her out?
-Damn LeFou! Mark your territory.
-so I guess in disney if you really think people are talking about you behind your back, they are not. They are singing about you behind your back.
-wow gaston gets distracted quick. Have fun with the ladies. Don’t get syphilis!
-ooo, belle asking her dad for a rose just like in the original story.
-Belle: I invented a washing machine to make your lives easier!
Towns people: witch!!!
-Gaston, are you trying to guilt her for not having a baby? What are you her judgy aunt Edna, wondering why her sister’s not a grandmother?
- uggh the singing. why didn’t they just dub over her?
-Maurice in the woods. Just snow….in June. Perfectly safe. Totally normal.
- Phillip, the baller horse, saves his life,. MAURICE repays him by leaving him outside to be killed by elements and wolves. No stables huh?
- Pro Tip! When wandering into someones house, don’t eat their food. This might happen!
- Maurice, run for your life, but there is always time to smell the roses.
-Beast smelling Maurice’s blood. Is the beast a vampire? That would explain the capes. And fangs.
- Yell at that horse, belle! Get a straight answer! POS Phillip.
- God does Lumiere hit on everyone that comes into that house? Maybe that is why the Beast has crappy housekeeping.Wonder which object is his lawyer?
-Maurice “how did you find me?” that is a legit question, Belle.
-she’s either Sherlock Holmes or can talk to animals. Maybe that’s why she calls chicken “little people.”
-Prince Dan has changed his mind about a plant based economy. Flower for a life. Sounds fair.
-Beast: you’re a fool. True looove?? At this point he’s gotten more action with her dad.
- Lumiere is giving belle a new room. belle has a vagina so that means you get nicer commodities. Also they don’t want another poor yelp rating.
-is Lumiere hitting on her again ? “ oh you are very strong. this is a grreat quality."
- is he priming her up so she won’t get crushed by the beast when they have sexy time later?
-# beast in the sheets
-"why should I be startled, I’m talking to a candle.” lols. OK, you got me movie.
- “whats in the west wing? Monologuing.”
- the East wing, or as I like to call it, the ONLY wing!
-does Lumiere know the definition of modest?
-Lumiere! Not in front of the kids! Keep it in your pants, if you want a PG rating.
-Belle talking to a brush. She may need some therapy after this.
- did the wardrobe just fall asleep? Does the humanoid objects need sleep?
- Lefou has got it bad.
-spelling is hard. Poor baby.
- uh oh. Maurice is raving again.
-when prince dan enters the room, he makes an entrance.
- Prince Dan does not like hanging with the common folk. Ewww. She better not touch his cloak and make it dirty. Her father is a nobody! (seriously maybe he should have kept Maurice around)
#Always warm in Beasts bed
-Lumiere: show me the smile!
-I’m so sorry I lost my train of thought.
-Prince Dan does not think mental health should be a laughing matter. You should not call people crazy. He gets Bimonthly visits from his therapist couch.
-Go starve! Be my guest! And don’t even THINK about having an elaborate song and dance number with all my staff based on this same title! (runs off to the west wing and can’t hear fireworks due to another great speech by President Bartlett)
-*petal falls, castle shakes* flower based economies can not save your crumbling infrastructure!
-*belle is trying to escape* so she’s an active heroine because she’s trying to run away? Lets be honest, I don’t think this movie could pass the bechdel test
-Lumiere: they are fighting, oooh so hey must be in love. Umm does Lumiere have a problem?
*Be our Guest*
- yay you’re hungry, so your food will dance in front of you but you can’t eat any of it. seriously he gives her food and then takes away her fork.
-Side Note: I used to have the biggest crush on Ewan Mcgregor when I saw Moulin Rouge in High School. His singing can make me feel so many things.
However, singing in a fake french accent is just making me cringe.
- Mrs. Potts: you can change him! Great advice. that totally works.
Belle wanders into beasts bedroom and is surprised he's upset. Actually think he's in the right here.
-Hey wolves, you don’t mess with Phillip!
-What are the wolves waiting for? The music to become more dramatic?
-Its a motherfucking growl off
-Yep Maurice doesn't know where he's going. So Belle is definitely Sherlock or talks to animals.
Newsflash. In breaking news, Gaston is dick.
Belle and Beast arguing over her being in the west wing: You shouldn't have been in the west wing. DUDE. You're in the west wing now.
ANOTHER NEWS BULLET. This just in- Beast isn't cruel, hes a brat
-Audra McDonald has the voice of an angel.
-WAIT A SECOND. WHAT the hell is this curse?! The prince gets stuck as a monster and everyone else DIES. Or stops existing. Boo freaking hoo, this prince has had a hard life but that doesn’t mean you have to die for him! where is the loophole. Agatha is a bitch to servants.
-Oh girl! Beast knows Romeo and Juliet. And he is mocking her. What is he going to quote his favorite Shakespeare Titus Andronicus? Or Fall out Boy?
Oh nice library.(Bitches love libraries.)
The ice is thawing. SYMBOLISM!
Ughgh the autotune.
So she's not “glancing at you,” shes staring at your hairy ass. She’s wondering if the rumors are true.
Lumiere please don't light the library on fire! its the only reason Belle is staying there.
LOL. when Mrs. Potts says chip it sounds like shit.
The pep talk for the beast took a weird turn.
Like how they brought back the organ/harpsichord from the crap sequel.Tim Curry!
-Prince Dan: Do you love it here? How much time has past, a week? you can’t leave! do you love me yet?
-Ok I know he has to let her go so she can save her dad but he's condemning all of his people to death. I’m pretty sure if someone explained this loophole to her she would give a shit.
Oh, beast wants to love and be loved in return.
Damn Dan can sing
Ok belle put the phone down. Gaston thinks he can be a politician
Gaston is sounding horribly familiar. That beast is a bad hombre.
LeFou- Wrong “monster" is released. ehhem.
Wow they fortified quickly. Maybe one of the servants was a former military general.
Oh I think its the coat rack.
Reading is fundimental! Illiteracy kills!
Man, Lefou is fickle. Guess he’s good guy now because he has a conscience and only tried to kill Maurice...for love.
Gaston, never look up your exs new boyfriends on facebook. You are only going to depress yourself.
The power of love will save you!
What is that, like the third time gaston shot prince dan in the back?
You came back? Oh course. You have a great library. And those rumors better be true.
Ok i am actually sad about the dog and chip, and Mrs. Potts.
Good job general coat rack. You were amazing. *getting emotional*
Belle loves the beast but has to say it in front of Agatha. Otherwise doesn't count.
Prince Dan is human again. Now change him back! He was hotter before.
Ugggh ewan in a french wig is not attractive. Nope can’t unsee that. and now neither can you. bleh
Who tells their 6 year old they smell good? Like really?
Mr. Potts story is ridiculously sad. He always knew he was missing something, and that something was not right in his life. Turns out his family was taken away from him and he was forced to forget about them but never really could. Fuck you Agatha.
Oh and cogsworth had a wife? But he hates her? weird tonal change...
Yep, Dirty Dan get a beard. He looks fine with a beard
And lefou hooks up with a cross dresser. All well that ends well?l
Moral of the story, invest in something other then plants. Diversify your stock portfolio..
#Disney#beauty and the beast#2017#dan stevens#emma watson#ewan mcgregor#rif track#netflix#beastmode#beast in the sheets#lefou#sassy#warm in my bed#books
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Janis & Grace
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Once In A Lifetime Chapter 30 Time Apart
Melissa's POV
Seth and I spent so much time together, that time apart became hard. He was now in the northeast shooting his new movie while I was in California. I was missing him horribly. But now I was about to go to a charity event with Chelsea as she was the friend to go to these events with and also Cindy was coming. I rarely took my friends to these things. Not that I was ashamed of them but I hate mixing the two worlds together. My friends were my reality while my friends in the biz were more on the side of fame. I hated meshing the two worlds together as I didn't want my friends sucked into it. Seth was really down to earth so I didn't mind him being around my friends. But a lot of my friends in the biz, were not so much. So, I kept the two worlds apart. I didn't easily get sucked into it but my friends might be able to. So, they rarely came to these type of events. Cindy and I were ready. I walked downstairs in a flowing white dress. Cindy's eyes widened. "Wow, Lissa! You look hot." She smiled. "Give me your phone."
"Why?" I was cautious doing so.
"Cause I have to take a pic of you. You have to show Seth what he is missing out on." She chimed.
My eyes lit up. I did want to blow Seth out of the water. I handed her my phone happily. I did a small pose and she took the pic. She then sent a text. She handed me the phone and I looked at the text. 'Just wanted you to see what you are missing.'
I smiled as I knew Seth would hate being tortured. I looked at her and said with a smile, "You are evil."
"I know. But Seth has to see how hot his woman is." She said.
I laughed and my phone buzzed. 'God, baby, you look gorgeous. I wish I was there.'
I smiled widely as Cindy looked over my shoulder. I texted back. 'Why is that?'
A minute or two later, he wrote back. 'Cause all I want to do is take that dress off you now.'
I laughed and Cindy cringed. "You two are horrible."
I pushed her slightly away. "Well, stop reading my text then."
She rolled her eyes and I texted Seth back. 'Cindy totally saw that text and is now disgusted.'
'Well, tell her to mind her damn business. I can talk dirty to you if I damn well please. If she didn't want to see it, she shouldn't be looking at your phone.' He wrote back.
I smiled and said to Cindy, "Seth said to mind your business. If you wouldn't be looking at my phone, you wouldn't see his nasty little text."
"That is nasty for him?" She asked.
"Not really, but I could show you the nasty text messages he sends me when he is feeling really frisky." I grinned.
"Ewww." She said with disgust. "No, thank you."
I only laughed again. Then wrote Seth. 'We are leaving soon. I will text you later and maybe we can get on webcam later. I can take the dress off for you.' I grinned as I knew what that would do to him.
He was quick to respond. 'God, yes. I will wait up all night if I have to. Have fun. Love you.'
'Love you too, baby. I will text you as soon as I leave so you can be ready for me.' I said to him.
We were so bad together. Finally, Chelsea showed up with the limo. We left and got to the charity event. We got out and got our picture taken by the paparazzi. Cindy did love it when I took her, the few times, to things like this. I could see that. We finally got inside and it was over the top. Cindy loved it. She was the girly type unlike me and loved to dress up. She loved elegant stuff like this event. We mingled for a while. Cindy, Chelsea, and I were talking to a few people, when Cindy's smile quickly faded. "Um, Lissa. I think we have a situation."
"What?" I asked.
She pointed and I turned to look at what she was pointing at. It was Emilia. Jesus, this thing with running into exes lately was getting outrageous cause now I was seeing Seth's ex. I wondered if she picked up that the affair happened while her and Seth were together. I sure as hell didn't want to find out. I turned back around as my eyes were wide. "I can't let her see me."
"I thought you said she didn't know?" Cindy asked.
"Yeah, but for all I know, she could have put two and two together when we were outed and figured out it happened while her and Seth were together and I do not want to find out if she did. Can we just call it a night?" I asked Cindy.
"Aww, come on. I never get to go out to things like this. I want to stay. Can we just try to avoid her? This place is huge." She almost whined.
I sighed. I couldn't ruin her fun cause I was fearful that Seth's ex knew what really happened. "Um, yeah. Just let's go somewhere else."
"Okay, come on." We walked off.
We somehow avoid her all night. As the night came to a close, I put my guard down as I didn't see her. I figured she probably left. Cindy and I were ready to go. As we walked out, we literally ran into Emilia. I stood there unable to speak. I didn't know what to say to her. Emilia looked at me and frowned. "So, there is the homewrecker herself."
She figured it out. Cindy quickly said, "Who the hell are you to talk about someone like that?"
She looked at Cindy then back at me. "You know, I always thought if I ever saw you, that I would ask you one question. You and Seth, your affair happened while him and I were together, right?" I didn't look at her as I was ashamed. "I figured as much." She said, coldly. "So, do you feel good about yourself that you were okay sleeping with someone who was dating someone else as you were engaged?"
"Look, Emilia, I'm sorry. We never wanted to..."
She cut me off. "Don't. I don't want your damn excuses. Just go. I don't have time for a slut like you."
I was shocked and hurt. Cindy jumped it. "How dare you?!"
"How dare I? Your friend was the slut sleeping with a man who was already spoken for. I'm sorry if she doesn't like the truth." Emilia was clearly angry.
"Who the fuck do you think you are?!" Cindy was angry herself with what Emilia was saying.
Emilia rolled her eyes. "Why don't you tell your slut of a friend to maybe find a guy that isn't spoken."
Cindy eyed her. "Look, here, bitch. I will not stand by while you insult my friend. You don't know her or of the situation to pass judgment. So, maybe you should go back to England where you belong, you fucking cunt!"
"Whoa." I even thought Cindy crossed the line. I grabbed her and pulled her back. "That is not okay, Cindy." I looked at her. She didn't look at me at first, she kept eyeing Emilia down, angrily. Then she looked at me. "You shouldn't have said that. Emilia has every right to feel the way she feels. Seth and I did hurt people in what we did. She is allowed to be angry. And I understand you are defending me. But that is not okay, Cindy. You crossed a line."
Cindy rolled her eyes. "I'm not going to stand her while she insults you, Lissa. How can you?"
"Like I said, she has a right to be angry. I deserved this. She doesn't deserve what you are saying." I told her.
"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Cindy said, angrily. "Fine, she can be angry! But she has no right to call you a slut!"
"Cindy, please calm down." She was getting loud and paparazzi was nearby. "This is exactly why I don't like taking you to things like this, cause you have to have a different image when you are out. You starting a fight with Seth's ex is not okay. Just let her say her peace and let's move on." I calmly said.
"Do whatever you want. I'm sorry that I am defending my friend from people like her. If I am wrong for that, then maybe we aren't the friends I thought we were." Cindy said, angrily.
She walked away and I called out after her, "Cindy! Cindy, please!"
She ignored me and left me standing there with Emilia. I sighed. I looked at Emilia, who's demeanor did slightly change. She didn't seem as angry, more shocked. She looked at me and try to act angry again. I knew it wasn't really there anymore. I said, sincerely, "I'm sorry, Emilia. I know Seth is too. We never wanted to hurt anyone. It was a messy situation. How we did everything was wrong. We get that. But we love each other. I'm sorry you got caught up in it all and was affected by it. All I can say is I'm sorry. Truly sorry. I hope you can accept that." I looked down and then back at her. "And I am sorry for how my friend acted. She shouldn't have said that. She was out of line. I hope we can just move forward from this."
I did notice her expression soften. I could tell she was accepting my apology. She frowned then nodded at me. I understood what that meant. "Night, Emilia. I hope you have a good night. And again, I'm sorry, for everything."
I moved away with that said. Chelsea was at the limo but not Cindy. I asked, "Where is Cindy?"
"She said she found another way home. She looked mad, is she okay?" She asked.
I breathed, "I hope so."
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Seth's POV
I was waiting for Lissa to get home and it was getting late. Really late. I was tired. But she promised me a show and I was ready. She texted me and told me she was on the way home. I was ready to see my love. I missed her while I was away. I was ready to finish this movie and go home. I wanted to be with her and the boys. I missed them all. I missed the way Josh got excited to see me. I missed the way the older two argued with each other over everything. I missed the way Lissa was about to go insane at bedtime trying to wrestle the three boys to bed. Actually put a smile on my face thinking about it. It drove me nuts at times when I was there. But now that I was away, I missed it all. Finally, my computer went off as my skype was ringing. I answered quickly. I saw Lissa's beautiful face and my eyes light up as I saw her. Then I noticed she looked tired, upset and already dressed for the night. I asked, "What's wrong, love? And what happened to you taking off the dress for me?" I hitched an eyebrow as I grinned.
She just sighed as she seemed annoyed by it and said, "Not tonight, Seth. I'm not in the mood."
"What's going on?" Usually she was just as ready as I was to give me a show while I was away, but tonight, she wasn't into it. I was knew something was wrong.
She breathed, "I ran into Emilia tonight."
"Oh?" My eyebrows hitched.
"Yeah." She said, almost defeated. "She figured out that the affair happened while you two were together and said some not very nice stuff to me. Cindy jumped in to defend me and I got onto her about it. We were outside close to paparazzi and didn't want them to catch wind of the altercation, so I told her to back off. Cindy got mad at me and left. I tried calling and texting her, she won't answer."
I frowned as I was not happy my ex decided to attack Lissa. Lissa allowed people to do so as she didn't like to cause an altercation. She was a peaceful person. Tough but peaceful. If someone attacked her, especially in public, she took it as she didn't want to cause problems. I asked, "What did Emilia say?"
"Seth." She breathed. "Please don't. It's over with. She had to say her peace, no matter how cruel it was. It's over with now. She just needed to get it out."
"Lissa, what did she say?" I was more stern as I needed to know.
She exhaled and said, softly, "Well, she called me a slut and not just once."
"What?" I was shocked. Emilia was a sweetheart, I couldn't imagine her saying that. But I knew Lissa wouldn't make something like that up. "What did you do?"
"Nothing." She only said.
I sighed as this was all too much. "Are you okay?" I asked. She shrugged but I saw her look away. I knew she was probably tearing up. "Lissa, look at me." She didn't. "Lissa, please." She finally did and sure enough, her eyes were filled with tears. "Baby, don't let it get to you."
A tear fell down her cheek. "I'm not crying cause what Emilia said. I am crying cause my best friend is mad at me. Like really mad. I don't want to lose her, Seth."
"I know, baby." I said, softly. "I wish I could make those tears go away."
"Me too. I wish you were here to hold me." She said.
"I do too." I told her. Then an idea came across my mind. "Hey, aren't the boys going on Spring Break next week and going to their dad's?"
"Uh, yeah. Why?" She asked.
"Well, I just had a thought. Why don't you come out here and spend time with me for the week. Get out of LA for a while and get away from the drama for a little bit. Get you mind off things." I said, hopeful.
"I don't know, Seth." She breathed.
"Come on, baby. It will be good for you. And I have missed you terrible. I would love to have you here. You can stay with me. I can take you on set. It'll be fun. We can spend some time together, just you and I." I smiled.
She smiled back at me. "I do miss you. Okay, I'll come."
My smile got bigger. "I can't wait, baby. I haven't slept so great without you."
"Neither have I." She admitted.
"Alright, it is late here and you are now smiling. So I am going to call it a night. I will speak to you tomorrow and we will set up my plane to take you here." I said.
"Okay, will do." She chimed.
"I love you, Lissa." I said, softly.
She smiled at me. "I love you too. Night, Seth."
"Night, baby." I said with a smile.
She hung up the call and now I was extremely happy as I will have my lady with me shortly. I was so ready to have her with me.
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Melissa's POV
I was feeling much better. Cindy still wasn't answer my calls or texts but I was going to see Seth the following day, I was ready. But now I was getting everything ready for the boys to go to their dad's. My doorbell rang and I answered. Kevin stood there. He had calmed down a lot since I threatened to take him back to court. Seeing him wasn't unbearable anymore. I walked to the living room as he walked in. "So, how are you doing, Lissa?" He asked.
"Pretty good. Boys are excited to see you. I'll get them." I told him.
"Uh, before you do, I need to talk to you real quick." He said, almost not looking at me.
I knew it wasn't good news. "What now?" I was already annoyed.
"Look, this will be the last time I will see the boys this year. I leave in a month to deploy. I will be gone for nine months. I am going to tell them when I get them to my house. But I felt you should know." He said to me.
"Shit." I breathed. "That sucks. The boys are going to be heartbroken." Then it hit me that usually they knew about deployments a few months out. "Wait, why are you telling me now? If I remember correctly, you know about things like this for awhile."
"I didn't know how to. I know that the boys would be disappointed. I am not exactly happy about it. I have to miss time with my boys. How do you think I feel?" He said.
"God, damn it, Kevin! You can't just drop something like this on me, on our boys at the last minute. They will not have time to process and I, as always, will have to pick up the pieces. I do not like to see them hurt like this." I was angry.
"I understand, Lissa. I do. Exactly why I didn't say anything yet. I didn't want to leave you picking up the pieces. I wanted to tell them myself and help them reel." He said, sincerely.
He changed, a lot. I saw it. He was trying to step up for once and I was actually proud of him. I knew he could be that kind of father. "Well, make sure you tell them right when you get there if you mean that. They will cherish the week with you more. I know KJ will be probably the most affected by this and angry at first. He is almost thirteen. Also, he is a little unbearable. So, look out for that. Maybe some time with you will help. Just be mindful of how hurt and angry he will be and be patient with him. Okay?" I explained.
He nodded. Then he asked, "So, I saw you and Seth are back together."
"Yeah, we are. Just so you know, I will be visiting him in New York this week, I will be home before you bring the boys home. But if something happens, it will take me a minute to get back." I told him.
He nodded again. "I understand." Then he asked, "So, is it true?"
"What?" I knew what he was asking but I was hoping I was wrong.
"About the affair?" He asked.
"Yeah." I only told him. I hated that my life was so public. Especially since I can't hid anything from my ex.
"You love him, don't you?" He seemed hurt.
"I do." I admitted.
He just nodded. "Are you happy?" He asked.
"Yeah, I am." I told him. Then I felt he needed to know as I knew the boys would talk about Seth. "Also, he has met the boys. I thought I should tell you as they might talk about him."
"I understand." He said.
Just then, the boys ran in as they saw their father and yelled, "Dad!"
They ran over and hugged him. He smiled immediately and hugged them back. When they pulled away, he asked, "Are you ready to go?"
They nodded and I walked over with a smile. "Okay, you guys be good for daddy. I will see you in a week. I love you guys."
I hugged them and we said our goodbyes and they left. I would be alone for the night, I hated that. But it was for one night, the next day I would be with Seth again. I couldn't wait to see him and be with him. I was ready to spend some quality time with Seth, alone.
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Seth's POV
I was waiting for Lissa in the car and I saw the plane land. I didn't get out as she didn't know I would be there. I wanted to surprise her. I waited as the plane got situated and they finally let her off. She got off and walked to the car and her luggage was taken to the trunk. The driver opened the door and she got in without looking over. As soon as she was in her seat, she realized someone was next to her and looked at me. She smiled, happily, as she saw me. I smiled back. "Oh my god, baby! I didn't think you would be here. I thought you had to get some filming done."
"We got done early, thought I would come get you myself." I said, happily.
She leaned over and kissed me, softly. She quickly moved against me. She breathed, "I have missed you so much."
I moved my arm around her and said, "I have missed you too. I'm so glad you are here."
The driver started to move. She stayed against me for awhile. Then she looked at me as she looked at me with so much lust. I moved down and took her lips. It felt so good kissing her. I couldn't wait to get back to the penthouse and take her. We kept making out till we got to the hotel. Once we got there, we pulled apart and got out. We were eager to get to the room. We got up there as the bell hop brought in her bags. I tipped him and he quickly left. I turned to her and walked over to her. Without a word, I took her in my arms and kissed her fiercely. Our hands were all over each other. I picked her up as she wrapped her legs around me. I carried her to the bedroom and gently put her down. We quickly undressed and were in bed. I moved inside her and quickly went to pumping inside her. We have been away from each other for too long. In no time, we were climaxing and I was laying against her chest as she ran her fingers through my hair. We were relaxed and happy to be together. "God, I can't bare to be away from you, baby." I said to her.
"I can't either." She said.
Then I looked at her and asked, "Have you and Cindy talked?"
She shook her head. "I figured I would let her cool off while I am gone. I will try again when I get back to LA. Right now, I'm with you. I just want to enjoy my time with you here."
I nodded as I understood. She wanted to forget about her worries. "So, Kevin got the kids?" I asked. I hated he got the kids without me there. I was worried how he would talk to her.
She knew this and tried to easy my worries by telling me he had changed towards her and things were different. But I hadn't seen him first hand with her. But I had to admit, when he skyped with his boys, he was a lot better towards her, it seemed. "Yeah, he did. He dropped a bomb on me and told me he was deploying in a month. My boys are going to be so devastated."
"Fuck, that sucks. Poor guys. I will be there to help if you need it." I told her.
"Thanks, Seth. But you don't have to." She said.
I looked at her and smiled. "I know, baby. But I want to. They are going to be so upset, they’ll need you and I know they can be a handful. So, I will there to help. I am with you now, I want to be apart of every aspect of your life, even when it comes to the boys. If you need help, you know I will help you."
"You are a wonderful man. I am so lucky to have you." She smiled at me.
"I love you, baby. I even love them." I said. First time I told her this.
She looked at me, in shock. "You do?"
"Yes, I do. They are such wonderful boys. I love them. They are apart of you. I know we may never have one of our own. But I am okay with that. Cause I have you and those boys. I know I will never be their dad and I wouldn’t dare try, but I still love them. I am happy with just being with you and those boys. You all mean the world to me." I said, sincerely.
She smiled at me. "I know they love you too. They have missed you while you have been here. We all love you."
"So, it's like you are my own little family?" I asked. I wasn't trying to get my hopes up but I felt like we were.
"I guess we are." She said as her smile got bigger.
I moved over her and took her lips. I pulled back. "You have no idea how much that makes me happy." I told her.
I kissed her again deeply. I pulled away, almost breathless. She hitched an eyebrow. "Someone is definitely frisky today."
"I have been away from you for far too long. I have to make up for lost time." I smirked.
She smiled as I kissed her again as I took her again.
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