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multifandomconfusion · 9 months
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Lux: You’re the most jealous woman I know.
Jinx: You know other women?
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angelbroad · 2 years
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Crime City Nightmare au as random photos on my pinterest page
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They were so insane for this
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reineydraws · 6 months
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this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!
src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell
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The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:
Lying
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lilislegacy · 1 month
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percy: *cusses*
sally: “perseus jackson! you kiss your girlfriend with that mouth?”
*annabeth storms in and starts ranting to percy about something, and letting out the absolute most crude and violent cuss words known to man*
sally: 😳
percy: 🤭
paul: “i think she’ll be okay”
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poppingaround · 2 months
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Jason: Today I’ll be teaching how to stop using anti-self language.
Dick: I’m listening.
Jason: Instead of saying “I messed up.” say “Why don’t you stop me.”
Damian: Hm.
Damian: Instead of saying “You’re great.” say “You’re a higher stepping stone for me.”
Jason: You got it.
Dick: I don’t think that’s right…
Cass: Instead of saying “I’m sorry.” say “I didn’t do anything wrong.”
Jason: Exactly.
Dick: Not exactly.
Tim: Instead of saying “People should control the government.” say “I should control the entire world.”
Jason: Hell yeah.
Steph: Instead of saying “I’m not funny.” say “I alone decide what is funny.”
Duke: Instead of saying “Thank you.” say “ ”
Jason: Damn that’s good.
Jason: Your turn.
Dick: …Fine, instead of saying “I was wrong.” say “You are wrong.”
Jason: Well there’s still room to improve but it’s alright.
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More random Incorrect quotes 🫶
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batcavescolony · 1 year
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*family hanging out*
Damian: *sneaking in animals* Drake I need a distraction.
Tim: why should I help you?
Damian: I won't tell everyone how many people you killed when you blew up Grandfather's league bases.
Tim: fine. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME DICK KILLED THE JOKER AND BRUCE REVIVED HIM?
Dick&Bruce: *looks at Tim in horror*
Tim: it was getting too chummy around here anyways.
Jason: I'M SORRY WHAT!!!
Damian: *sneaks his animals in*
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angelbroad · 2 years
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Bort: You have to apologize to Mr.Thresh
Agoros: Fine.
Agoros: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Bort: Agoros, keep an eye on Mr.Thresh today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Agoros: Sure, I’d love to see Thresh get punched.
Bort: Try again.
Agoros, sighing: I will stop Thresh from getting punched.
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Thresh: Hey Agoros,
Agoros: Yes?
Thresh: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Agoros:
Agoros: Where’s Bort?
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Nith: I told Agoros her ears flush when she lies.
Bort: Why?
Nith: Look.
Nith: Hey Agoros! Do you love us?
Agoros, covering her ears: No.
Bort:
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Bort, banging on the door: Mr.Thresh! Open up!
Thresh: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Agoros: No, he meant-
Nith: Let papa finish.
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Bort: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Thresh: Sanity, haven't seen you in years!
Agoros: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Nith: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Swain: My moral code, is that you?
Bort:
Bort: I was just gonna show you this cool bracelet my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Bort: Favorite horror movie?
Thresh: Saw
Agoros: It
Nith: Annabelle
Swain: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
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I had to, I just had to
@nithhaiahh
@hook-and-chains
@corvoimperiale
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oh-theatre · 8 months
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Bruce: I pissed off Jason to the point he decided to take out stitches in my uniform… it fell apart as soon as I put it on
Dick: That’s the thing with pissing off a ‘dead’ man. He’s got nothing but time
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reineydraws · 1 month
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i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶
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enigma-the-mysterious · 10 months
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If someone told me that a submersible named the Titan, owned by a company called OceanGATE, carrying three billionaires, had gone missing on an expedition to the Titanic, I would think it was some pitch for a new thriller mystery novel and not something that had actually happened due to the hubris and stupidity of rich people.
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lilislegacy · 1 month
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have you ever thought about how out of all the men in PJO and HOO, percy is the least like annabeth? they complement each other so beautifully, like 2 puzzle pieces that are a perfect fit, but they’re SO different. like imagine…
piper: annabeth is dating one of these 4 men
hazel: *gestures to percy, jason, frank, and leo*
piper: guess which one
random person: hmm… i’d say frank. he’s the son of the god of war and she’s the daughter of the goddess of battle strategy. they’re both incredible fighters and stategists. i bet they are amazing together
percy: 😐
hazel: *nervously laughs*
piper: um, nope! try again!
random person: oh? really? ok well then definitely jason. son of zeus? well mannered, always in control of the situation, very humble and honorable. as a daughter of athena, he’s totally her type. they are both very calm and level-headed. they both are leaders and know how to weigh the options and outcomes quickly in a tough situation. plus, they are both blonde with light eyes, so they would have beautiful babies!
percy: 😒
piper: *nervously laughs*
hazel: um… still no! one more try!
random person: oh wait… i’m so stupid! it’s obvious!
hazel: there you go! i also think it’s obv-
random person: it’s leo! why didn’t i see it? he’s a mechanic. she’s an architect. they are perfect together! she’s a creator and he’s a fixer. their brains work so much like each other. they’re basically meant to be! oh and they are both from the south!! and i bet-
piper: IT’S PERCY! she is dating percy. perseus jackson. you know, the one on the left? tall, tan, lean, black hair, green eyes? him and only ever him.
random person: oh
percy: 🤨
random person: the… the son of poseidon?? the hot sarcastic bad boy? with that troublemaker look about him? the one with severe mood swings, and who gets expelled from every single school he goes to?
percy: *awkwardly looks down at his hands*
random person: HE’S annabeth chase’s boyfriend??
annabeth: damn right he is 🥰
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solarconstellations · 1 month
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James and Reggie doing that tiktok trend where two people are walking and the camera pans back and forth between them.
James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Regulus is already hopelessly and completely in love with me before it even starts." Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course James is going to be compared to the sun."
James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course there's going to be background wolfstar, dorlene, and rosekiller"
Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Sirius and I are going to start speaking French and James and Moony are going to get horribly turned on."
James: *points phone down at his feet* "Wait, can you do that right now?" Regulus: *off screen* "No James, we're in the middle of making a video." James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Reggie is going to slip up and accidently call me James after calling me "Potter" for the last 40 chapters." Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Sirius is going to go crazy as soon as he finds out me and James are together." James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Reg can't swim." Regulus: *points the camera down to his feet* "James, what the fuck, that was a low blow." Regulus: *with revenge in his eyes* "It's a Jegulus fic, of course James and my brother have a ridiculously unhealthy obsession and codependency with one another" James: *with love in his eyes* "It's a Jegulus fic, of course I love my star so much that I would live, die, or kill for him" Regulus: *drops the phone, only their feet can be seen as he runs to James* "Tu vas payer pour m'avoir fait rougir, chéri"
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silima · 2 years
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funky little guys
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