#lukes goth phase

[snakeplantships]

Although I love space twink Luke, I feel like it is my bounden duty today to remind young fans that the 1990s brought us Dark Empire and SEXY BEAST ROCK STAR HAIR VAMPIRE CAPE LUKE SKYWALKER. Be still my heart back in those halcyon days. There were indeed many Star Wars joys to be found in the Before (the prequels) Times.

In the Expanded Universe canon of yore, Dark Empire took place about 10 years after the Battle of Yavin. Imagine Din Djarin meeting THIS. He into it or nah, dinlukes? 

#star wars #star wars comics #dark empire #luke skywalker #dinluke #dealing with palpatine clones since 1995 #still haven't figured out the mummy wrap outfit but I'm here for it #lukes goth phase

[my-name-isnt-xavier]

Some Criminal Minds headcannons I have:

- David Rossi is the biggest shit stirrer ever. He likes to poke fun at people at get togethers and then giggle behind a glass of whiskey at the chaos he’s caused.

- Penelope likes feminist punk rock.

- Reid has very little impulse control especially when it comes to money. I can see him buying lots of silly, bright things for Garcias desk or gifts for JJ’s kids.

- Derek 100% sings in the shower. And he sings Carley Rae Jepsen.

- Hotch is secretly bomb at like pool or beer pong or some other bar game.

- JJ loves sour and spicy foods. She once got into a contest with Morgan on who could stomach more spice. She won.

- Emily never fully outgrew her goth/emo phase and secretly still listens to the music.

- Garcia found out about that and teased her for months.

- Tara always cracks up at dad jokes and loves to share them with the team to watch them all roll their eyes and groan because it makes her laugh more. All except Rossi, they got into a joke-stand-off once. The others had to leave.

- Luke is a nerd. He is a closeted nerd. He loves games like Zelda and Elden Ring. He knows the Hobbit movie off by heart.

- Garcia and Elle talked about Twilight together.

- Hotch tries to buy stuff from gift shops if he went far away to bring back to Jack. Jack has kept every single item in a box under his bed.

- Matt helps with his kids homework, but gets too into the art or creative writing tasks.

Ok, I think thats it!

#criminal minds #incorrect cm #headcanon #criminal minds headcanons #funny post #penelope garcia #spencer reid #aaron hotchner

[absolutepokemontrash]

If requested are still available, I would love to see a continuation of the Addams Family MC with the side characters. It will be interesting to see how they react.

I am so sorry for the unplanned hiatus! Work and school was beating me over the head! 

Here’s the post with the brothers!

Addams Family MC With the Side Characters!

Diavolo

When MC was first pulled into the Devildom, in all honesty, Diavolo thought they pulled down a demon who was on vacation. It’s just… MC dressed in such demonic attire! They looked great, don’t get him wrong, but he was expecting some… brighter clothing. With significantly less knives attached.

Once MC and Diavolo begin to build a rapport, the demon prince couldn’t help but wonder… was the human world really as similar to the Devildom as MC was saying, or did MC just… live a bit of a weird life? He’d have to check with Solomon later. (Not that the wizard lived a life that was any less weird…)

Poor Diavolo tried to take MC on a trip through the Royal gardens once to show off some of his unique plants he was sure MC would enjoy, but tragically, MC pointed out that they already had plants like this at their great aunt’s estate.

“It’s terribly haunted, constant screams of the damned, not quite sure who’s cries are from those still living… it’s a wonderful vacation spot! We should all take a trip there sometime!” “Oh… yes that sounds lovely…”

It’s not that Diavolo isn’t enthralled by the idea of hanging out with MC’s great aunt, it’s that Diavolo just wants to impress the human… we here at Stupid Headcanons Inc. hope that MC is willing to at least pretend to be shocked and amused by all the weird happenings in the Devildom… for Diavolo’s sake.

Barbatos

This might come as a shock for some but… this man is strangely smitten with this strange new human. Their aesthetic is absolutely on point, their mannerisms, so refined and elegant with a dangerous edge, like the intricately carved knives Barbatos keeps in his alleged torture dungeon.

He tries to deny his attraction (be it as a friend-crush or a romantic one), but he can’t help but try and… show off around MC.

Expertly pour them teas from all over the Devildom, share his knowledge and expertise on all manner of different subjects, maybe even… show off his bare wrists 🤭

It’s once Barbatos properly explains his powers that MC gets really into it.

“Oh, all that knowledge of times gone by and times yet to come… I bet it just drives you intoxicatingly mad, doesn’t it?” “…honestly, yes, sometimes. Knowing there is a timeline out there where I did not have the amazing fortune of meeting you of course.”

Barbatos expertly positioned a fainting couch nearby so if MC swooned too hard they wouldn’t fall onto the hard floors of the castle and get a concussion, but it wasn’t MC who ended up needing the couch. The human dreamily sighed and managed to just graze Barbatos’ bare collarbone as they pinned a black rose they found to his uniform.

The poor demon was passed out on that couch for an hour.

Simeon

This poor vaguely confused Angel… first he can’t figure out how the computer works, now he’s concerned that this human took to the Devildom a little too well. The dark clothing and almost Victorian mannerisms were captivating yes, but what if they influenced Luke and Simeon had to deal with his charge going through a goth phase???

But other than worrying about the fate of his little companion, Simeon couldn’t help but marvel at this human and all their strangeness. Though, he nearly had an aneurysm when he caught them cutting the petals off his flower displays.

“Please don’t ever do that again, MC…” “Why ever not? This place is far too bright and colourful.” “For your tastes maybe, but I prefer at least a few pops of colour here and there.”

While MC didn’t exactly understand why Simeon would want something as strange as colour in this perfectly dark and gloomy place, they didn’t want to upset their friend, so they complied. (Much to Simeon’s relief and appreciation)

A bosom friendship was formed when Simeon was trying to branch out into writing gothic short stories and MC arrived to help. Well, they didn’t help intentionally, really, they were just sharing anecdotes from their latest family reunion and Simeon just wrote that stuff down. MC has a… for lack of a better word, “colourful” family.

Solomon

Oh this guy has definitely become an honorary Addams at some point in history through virtue of just how WEIRD he is.

He’s the weird cousin of the family, MC knows him well. Where do you think the family got all their wonderful plants, pets and magical oddities?

The sorcerer is completely in phased by the family’s weirdness and goes out of his way to ask about all the fun things they’ve been up to while he’s been too busy to visit.

“Well, not much has happened in recent years, Solomon. Though, we did dance the mamushka at the last family reunion.” “You did?! Damn, I wish I could have been there. I was the best at that dance, you know.”

Once MC can start using magic, he demands to be in charge of all of their lessons, he’s family, after all!

Luke

MC is single handedly responsible for Luke’s goth phase.

It happened suddenly and without warning… just… one day MC and Luke went out shopping, and Luke came back dressed like a little gothic Victorian boy with his hair slicked back. (He looked like a tiny blonde Gomez Addams to be honest. Very cute 10/10)

Simeon passed out (tragically not near any fainting couches). Solomon applauded. Asmo took a million pictures.

At first though, Luke thought MC was another demon. Their sense of style and general demeanour really freaked him out, and on more than one occasion, he actively ran away. MC didn’t mind, they were used to inspiring fear in the populous 🖤

But one day, Barbatos invited MC to one of the baking lessons, and Luke realized that this human was alright. Sure they were a little weird, but who wasn’t? And the cookies they made were really really good! They were shaped like little cobwebs :D

#obey me #obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #obey me shall we date #asks #ask #obey me mc #Obey me Diavolo #Obey me Barbatos #Obey me Solomon #Obey me Simeon #Obey me Luke #obey me headcanon #obey me Headcanons #obey me! Headcanons #Obey me! headcanon #obey me side characters #obey me undateables

[avaplayzalot]

We deserved a Macgyver and Criminal minds crossover. I want to see Reid and Mac bonding over being smart and Hotch and Matty bonding over leading and Garcia and Prentiss vibing with Riley about technology and having a past goth phase. Where is JJ and Sam being blonde together. Where is Derek and Jack. Why is there no bozer and Luke or like group bonding between the two teams? It would be so nice

#macgyver 2016 #macgyver #wilt bozer #riley davis #criminal minds #spencer reid #emily prentiss #jennifer jereau #arron hotchner #derek morgan #penelope garcia #matty webber #jack dalton #Samantha cage #who am i forgetting #oh #luke alvez

[mammondrivesamazdamiata]

Obey Me! Characters as American Gen Z Archetypes

I have literally no clue where this came from but a lot of them come from experience so enjoy it pls

LUCIFER 

- the military dude

- you know what i’m talking about

- one of those guys who starts talking about joining the military in like 6th grade and then actually does it, but it’s just lucifer joining dia’s army 

- posts his fitness gains on devilgram 

- looks so good in a uniform

- probably has a really hot motorcycle

- also probably has a devilgram for his motorcycle

- all of his puns are super out-dated and on the cusp of being millennial humor

MAMMON

- one of those friends that asks you to cashapp them for the soap you used at their house after they called you dirty

- really into crypto

- man is INVESTED in stocks

- will NOT shut up about NFTs

- will only listen to podcasts while driving

- has a stupidly modded car that sits four inches off the ground and scrapes the pavement every time you guys pull out of a mcdevil’s drive thru

- says he can play the guitar but only knows the chorus to Africa by Toto

- that friend that always wins on lottery tickets

- loves eminem

LEVI

- ipad kid

- sticky :(

- lucifer had to ban his roblox account due to overspending

- does a really good minecraft villager impression

- does pencil flips badly and drops them in class over and over

- naruto runs

- band kid

- specifically cymbals

- wears crocs/slides without socks

SATAN

- emo

- writes terribly sad poetry and cries about it

- was probably really into creepypastas when he was in middle school

- he pierced his own lip with a sewing needle to get snakebites. they got infected and lucifer forced him to take them out. 

- has probably punched a hole in the wall

- tried to learn how to skateboard to be cool, but he ate shit on a ramp one time and broke his elbow and never picked it up again after that. 

- Trying to get youtube famous:  “my name is satan, the acidbath princess of the darkness” - “and i’m luke”

- went through a goth phase                                                                                                                   

ASMO

- a thot

- posts nudes on public devilgram story

- but they’re really good??

- has another devilgram account for a selling his clothes

- would curl his hair in class

- sprays perfume everywhere

- went overboard with highlighter and overdrew his brows in 2016

- actually such a nice person

- probably got into crystals and spirituality later on

BEEL

- vape master

- they’re also an accessory

- probably has a drawer full of old vape batteries and carts

- disposable vapes everywhere

- he likes the flavored ones

- will do cool smoke tricks for you

- wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat - “where’s my vape??” 

- will swerve off the road digging his hand between the seats to find his vape

- fucks heavy with dojacat

BELPHIE

- a Relatable Teen

- hates life

- a total mess

- sleeps to avoid problems

- has a squishmallow addiction

- wears a snuggie everywhere

- shitposts on ifunny

- watches rick and morty 

- an among us fiend

- is the first one to fall asleep at the sleepover

- probably addicted to tiktok and roblox

#obeyme #obey me #obey me out of context #obeymelucifer #obeymemamon #obeymeleviathan #obeymesatan #obeymeasmodeus #obeymebeel #obeymebelphegor #obeymebrothers #obeyme!

[what-if-nct]

since nobody is doing this i’m just gonna pick 5 random number with the help of my trusty siri bot!

108, 138, 116, 22, 55

108. What should you be doing? Honestly eating more all I ate were my sister's leftover fries and like two perogies, I'm still hungry but like I just don't feel like eating more. I should though.

138. Curly or Straight hair? Wayv, cause I'll be honest I do not like my natural hair texture because it's just difficult and I don't feel it suits me but I don't like bone straight hair on me either. So I do perm it straight but make it like loosely curly cause I need volume. me with pin straight hair just looks worse than slightly wavy.

116. Are you listening to music right now? Yes! I'm listening to Carrie Underwood, no one writes songs about killing fathers and husbands or destroying personal property like Carrie Underwood. I thank her for he contribution to society. If you listen to one country music singer it's Carrie Underwood, and Miranda Lambert, and Kacey Musgraves and The Band Perry and of course Dolly and Reba!! Just listen to female country singers they're the only good thing about country. I do like Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line and Jason Aldean but like thats the exception.

22. Where would you like to travel?

Ireland, England and Australia. I've always wanted to go to Ireland, Australia and England ever since I was a kid. Remember when people were Teaboos during the great british youtuber take over in 2012 to 2015. Okay kinda me. But like there's a fairie festival in england I really want to go to. Also during my "goth phase" I ordered so many things from a shop based in England. I like goth music but I can't in good faith ever call myself goth. Ireland and Australia just looks so beautiful and I've hear Ireland is one of the most welcoming countries. And my anxiety is really bad, so that really makes me happy.

55. Favorite blog?

I don't really have a specific one like all of my favorite ones are all either Lana Del Rey or like Coquette, Pink, y2k, kind of blogs. like I dont even remember urls I just go off vibes.

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

Luke is dressed like that bc apparently for a while in the novels or comics or w/e he went to the dark side

I was going to say "Luke fucking Skywalker? Going to the Dark Side? Have these writers SEEN him???" and then I remembered that's also like the plot of the 8th movie or whatever. I hate Star Wars. Luke wouldn't do that he'd have a goth phase but like I don't think he's physically capable of being mean to people

[eek-a-tron]

Q&A: The Current MCU

a.k.a. my thoughts on God Seeks Thief-related stuff

What do you think about the current state of the MCU?

Like many, I have lost much of my enthusiasm for the MCU. (Not all, just much.) I thoroughly enjoyed Phase One and Two, and I really enjoyed Daredevil, Jessica Jones, and Luke Cage (such halcyon Netflix days, man) — and thennnnnnnnn, I felt more than a bit let down by the end of Phase Three. I’ve caught some new/current offerings here and there, obviously, and I’m mildly intrigued for Blade (mostly because I was there, Gandalf: a super-youngling in the 90s goth times, and because I still find this very old Tumblr joke incredibly funny). For me, it comes down to an ongoing pessimism about the money-machine process by which most movies are ground down into “Wow, what a twist!!!!” content nowadays. Sure, comics regularly kill off beloved characters for drama, and they’re loaded with endless reboots and one-shots and special guest artists and re-envisioned tropes … but look, movies are a different medium, much to the great capitalist machine’s dismay. And ultimately, I think general audiences — and I, too! — dislike a Whedon-style, character-teams-and-fandom-breaking axe. It sours the fun juice, if you will.  (So does Whedon, ugh; what a can of worms.) I just think that if you build up beloved characters over the course of a decade and then systematically murder them simply to raise the stakes — particularly if they are, you know, women — I think the audience may start to feel that things aren’t, you know, fun.

To further illustrate what I mean, let’s imagine the general MCU plotting scenario with the Batverse. Let’s say the Batverse characters were relatively unknown to general movie audiences, and then they got built up over ten years via a plethora of films. Then, after ten years, they kill off Batman, they push Catwoman off of a cliff, they strangle the Joker, the beloved actor playing Nightwing dies, and we’re left with … Jason Todd/Red Hood and a time travel machine. (Sorry, ol' pouty buddy, you know I love you, but you’re here to make a point.) Doesn’t that sound awful? Especially if you felt that most of the lost characters would never really return, for either “stakes” or “corporate synergy?” I do realize that this sort of thing both does and doesn’t happen with the Batverse; the Batworld is constantly rebooted and the characters change around, only to return later in a different iteration. The characters themselves are tropes on tropes by now. They can have stakes, or not have them at all; it varies unendingly, like the sea. Their narratives can be as silly or as serious as one likes. It’s not that it’s better — because it isn’t? in fact, sometimes it’s really tiresome? — it’s just different. Longer-lived, if you will. More reliable? Maybe.

So uh, TLDR: Yes, I know my MCU shit is old shit. (Except for the parts scribbled around the Loki TV series, of course, which is only a couple of months old. Yes, the fic gets there eventually.) For awhile, I thought, Eek, who the hell wants to read old shit?! And then I decided, I do! If I want to see any GodCat content in the world, especially any bickery-bantery HEA content — my jam, my jones, my bread and my butter — I must go to the mountain and write it myself. Because the mountain, alas, will certainly never write it for me.

#god seeks thiefspiration #scribblethoughts #q&a #mcu #god dammit mountain #this goes out to me and the one person whomst cares! a duo in the caring force! #godcatstorming

[iwrestledavongonce]

✿ ■ ♡ ♥

Hello and thanks a lot for asking! Since it’s not clarified which character specifically you mean in my “Tales of Taskforce Sol”-AU I’ll take the freedom to randomly pick someone from the main characters 😉

✿: I’ll start with our Royal Couple here. Usagi loves it when Mamoru is a bit rougher in the bedroom (or on the sofa, against a wall, the shower or the floor of his study). And Mamoru, although gentleman through and through, loves it when the Queen of Crystal Tokyo and Galactic Federation of Free Alliances acknowledged Leader of Planet Earth and Sol System, is slutty in the bedroom. But apart from raunchy sex both, especially Usagi, loves the cuddles afterwards. Since Neo Queen Serenity and King Endymion are both busy persons, it’s sometimes hard to find the time for intimacy, having a teenage daughter on top of it, doesn’t make it any easier. But as already seen in “I Became War For You” the Queen finds a way.

■: I’ll go with our beloved Lil Miss Reaper here and describe what Hotaru’s bedroom looks like.

No matter that she got pushed back in age again and basically is in her late teens, Hotaru still loves lamps. Nowadays they are not numerous as they used to be but still a great lot found their way onto her furniture. She often uses colored lightbulbs and uses them as ambiance lights as she isn’t afraid of the dark anymore. Living with her adoptive mother, a connoisseur of fashion, and her other foster mother being a fashion victim par excellence as well, and all three of her foster parents making a lot of money, Hotaru has a huge, fully packed wardrobe in her room as well. Legends has it that she still has some of the goth and goth lolita dresses and clothing from that phase in her mid-teens still stored in there as well.

Although she hasn’t a TV in her room, lately a holo-projector, a gift from Haruka, has found it’s way into her room. Hotaru lets AICA, the Artificial Intelligence Controlled A-Wing she flies alongside SunTzu, sent her the files of her most successful dogfights as data and watches them to analyze them. She also watches recordings of SunTzu, Haruka and Michiru in action on it. Her little collection even has some recordings of Corran Horn, Wedge Antilles and other Rogues, Jaina Solo and Luke Skywalker as she wants to absorb as much input as possible to get a better starfighter pilot.

Hotaru’s bed is rather simple but of course it is, although against Zen, right next to the window so she can easily steal herself away through it, to patrol the streets of both Tokyo and Crystal Tokyo together with Sailor Chibi Moon.

♡: I’ll go with Princess Lady Serenity III. and Helios here, as a lot of the other couples are already very well displayed in the main story or the side fics.

Although she sometimes appears bossy with him, Chibiusa loves Helios deeply and she is his everything. Chibiusa isn’t shy to find ways to see her boyfriend, even if she has to insist on her royal status to make someone take her to him, while he’s on duty or away for educational purposes. Helios on the other side just can’t say no to his maiden, a fact Chibiusa never would exploit tho.

♥: Although I was very tempted to take the (extended) Outers Family here, I’ll actually go with Artemis, Luna and Diana.

Malicious tongues would say that Artemis domesticated Luna but deep down Luna’s heart was always beating for him. Spending most of their time in their humanoid forms nowadays, they are important members of the Court and Crystal Tokyo, as Luna is the Head of Court, entitled to act in place of the Neo Queen in her absence, and Artemis in his rank of Admiral is the highest soldier of Crystal Tokyo and of Taskforce Sol, only topped by the King as Commander-in-Chief.

Both would like to spent more time together as their roles often make it necessary for them to be at different places, which is especially hard for Artemis as Diana, still a young girl, usually stays with her mother. What he misses in quantity of time with his daughter, the white haired Admiral tries to make up with quality. Same goes for the time the parents share, and so it’s a good thing, Diana has Chibiusa, Setsuna and Hotaru as well as her big foster sister Minako to babysit her so that her parents can have some twosomeness. Minako, although having a rather regular relationship with her parents nowadays, even calls Artemis her cat das as he always acted fatherly to her. Luna loves Minako deeply as well, but has an even stronger bond to Usagi, where she took over the job of a foster mother inside the palace as well, as Ikuko and the other Tsukino Family members voluntarily decided to stay in Tokyo, at least until Shingo is done with university, to stay away from the medial attention they would receive.

Diana goes to a school in Crystal Tokyo and, as long as he’s in Crystal Tokyo, Artemis usually takes her there. Of course Luna exactly knows that the two of them often make a detour to a bakery to get some sweet pastry for breakfast.

#thank you for asking! #tales of taskforce sol #i became war for you #sailor moon fanfiction #star wars fanfiction #alternative universe #my ask box is open

[weepylucifer]

FKSFDAFJSF,, GOTH LUKE,,,,,,

Hi, my name is Luke Dark’ness Dementia Raven Skywalker and I h

#answer'd #goth luke or guke #it's not a phase leia

[krelboom]

HP AU - pets

These aren’t important but I love dumb details so:

Jim has a tawny owl called Piaggio, after a Vespa Manufacturer

Toby has a tortoise shell cat called Apricat and Gnome CHOMPSKY secretly lives under Toby’s bed

Claire has a Great Horned Owl called Skullcrusher , looking back 16 year old Claire regrets calling her that

Aja has Luug obviously and Krel never got a pet because he felt he didn’t need one

Steve has a Ginger Tom called Leo

Eli has a Toad called Luke

Mary has a Snowy Owl called Snowbell

Darci has a mole she managed to persuade the teachers to let her keep called Rufus

Shannon has a Tabby cat called Tabitha

#jim is because he likes vespas and i panicked #toby is because thats what i wanted to name my cat and he feel he would appreiate the name too #claire is because 11 her was definetly starting her major goth phase #steve is because leo is like lion and he comes from a gryffindor family #elis toad is named after luke skywalker because i could think of anything else #mary is because it sounds cute #darci is because thats the name of the mole from kim possible #and shannon because its a tabby cat #my hp au #hp au #au #tales of arcadia #trollhunters #3below #3 below #mine #my aus

[theydjarin]

One of the funniest fanon characterizations to me has got to be Luke as some….. fashion icon (particularly when it’s not an au of some sort that would account for it)

Like listen. My man has three types of outfits: 1) farmer clothes. the space version of overalls and flannel 2) military clothes, literally an assigned uniform, 3) outfits he clearly stole from Han and/or Lando

This dude did not have to dress himself or give a fuck about what he looked like for 20+ years of his life, and when he found an outfit he did like (literally all black. Goth phase), he kept that same outfit for 5 years

#absolutely no shade to people who include this in works I think it’s fun but HOW did people become convinced this is canon #was it literally just the Chanel boots tweet was that it???? girl they were Han’s Chanel boots first and people are convinced he doesn’t #wash his own ass!!!! #cap writes paragraphs

[kulemiwrites]

OBM Characters as Shit that Annoys Me

Lucifer- when i am around someone that is a year or two older than me and they make their being my elder a personality trait- hoe we’re both adults in our 20s, foh

Mammon- when a dude tries to ask me out only to insult me once i tell them no ‘i didn’t wanna talk to yo ugly ass anyway’

Leviathan- when i tell someone i like something and then they proceed to aggressively quiz me on every single aspect of that thing to test if i’m a ‘true fan’ or not

Satan- when someone tries to explain my college major to me (incorrectly)

Asmodeus- when my family ‘playfully’ mention my weight gain or comment on my lack of style since i prefer sweatpants and big t shirts BECAUSE they monitor every aspect of my body

Beelzebub- when my siblings ate all the snacks (i bought with MY money while i was at work) and denied it- despite the wrappers i found in their bed

Belphegor- when my s/o falls asleep on the movie they begged me to watch with them

Diavolo- when that one dude goes, ‘where my hug at?’ (this is based on his open-armed sprite)

Barbatos- when people have a perfectly pristine house/apartment/room and say “oh, sorry for the mess.” bitch-

Simeon- when my family used to force me to go to practice christianity

Solomon- when that one cousin shamed me for being in my wannabe glam rock phase in middle school only to go through her goth then later, witch phase-- is now trying to emulate vcso girl and peddle mlm healing crystals

Luke- when my neighbors little ass dog comes to my yard to bark at my cats and then screams bloody murder when one of them chases him.

I might do a part two or a 'OBM characters as shit I love', we'll see :)

#obey me writing #obey me crack #obey me #obey me swd #omswd #shall we date obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fandom #om!

[thatonequietkidinclasslmao]

First impressions on the characters

So this is what I thought when I first met all the characters in Obey Me!- 

Lucifer:

-I love him 

-marry me marry me marry me marry me pls

-yes folks, that was the moment I turned into a Lucifer simp 

-he looked like that hot, rich, CEO of a business that women probably trip and fall of the Grand Canyon for

-I still simp over Lucifer- 

Mammon:

-Didn’t really like him- 

-He pretty much acted like a dumbass lmao- 

-I spent my 1 month of playing Obey me! roasting him

-After a while the boy really grew on me 

-I’m still not too much of a Mammon simp, but I still love him 

Leviathan:

-Didn’t like Levi

-Like at all-

-IM SORRY LEVI SIMPS

-After I heard about his insecurities and shut in personality 

-I related and loved him 

Satan:

-he looked like a play boy im no cap here

-play boy satan

-He looks like that person who reads in a coffee shop and acts all innpcent but really is a criminal

-i did like him though 

-not as much as lucifer but yes-

Asmodeus:

-James Charles 2.0

-Probably has his own makeup and beauty channel on youtube deviltube

-goes to the beauty salon every hour of each day 

-heavy on makeup

Beelzebub:

-the one hungry giant 

-the one dude in the house who finishes the cake in one day alone

-his hair reminded me of the weasleys from harry potter lmao 

-A baby 

-Looks mean but is really nice

-His frown kills me it’s too cute :(

Belphegor:

-did i like him 

-yes, yes i did

-typical bad boy lmao 

-secretly emo 

Diavolo:

-omg hes so hot i crushed on him instantly 

-whyy 

-he’s tied with Lucifer 

-i love them so much- 

-hides something with that smile

-has a crush on lucifer

-threesome

Barbatos:

-shady butler

-is plotting to kill his master

-no relationship at first

-my feelings were mutual for him 

-wants to become the king

Simeon:

-hes more ancient than my grandpa damn 

-boomer

-boomer i tell you 

-everyone crushes on him 

-literally a dad

Solomon:

-HARRY POTTER

-shady

-watches sad gacha life videos

-had a goth phase

-wants to become a supreme ruler

-harry potter stan

Luke:

-MY BABY 

-i love him so much

-instantly adopted by MC

-He’s probably the one tall kid in class 

-what?

-I mean 5′2 or 5′3 is considered tall for a 10 year old

-i think

-I just wanna protect him from the harsh world 🥺

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[chibinekochan]

i heard you were taking luke request so i came at the speed mammon running from luci! 🏃🏽‍♀️💨

so here’s my proposition! you know how luke kinda dislikes being treated as a child even though he’s thousands of years old. so what if after one day of everyone babying him he completely gets fed up and starts his rebellion phase. dad!simeon doesn’t know what to do. so it’s MC to the rescue!

Haha, somehow I can see that happening. Such a teen thing to do.

One day Simeon calls you in distress.

He seems pretty upset. "I have a huge issue. Please come over right away."

You have never heard him like this before. "Did something happen? Should I bring support?" You wonder what kind of emergency happened to make Simeon sound so out of it.

"It's easier to explain in person, just please come." Simeon is in honest distress.

"I'm coming right away." You don't know what is up, but Simeon needs support so you brace yourself for whatever might happened.

You practically run over to his room.

It looks like a bomb exploded, a lot of stuff is scattered everywhere on the ground. It's a big mess.

"What happened? Was there a burglary?" You are very surprised by the sight.

Simeon looks like he is close to tears. "No, it's even worse." He seems to be barely able to speak.

"Okay, you sit down and I make a cup of tea and you can tell me what happened." You feel like it's best to have Simeon calm down first.

"That sounds lovely but we have no time for that. You see Luke did this and just stormed out. It's honestly my fault." Simeon sighs. "I think I have been too hard on him lately or maybe I baby him too much… I don't know but lately Luke has been very difficult to handle. I just don't know what to do anymore." Simeon is very distraught by what Luke did.

"He just threw everything around? That doesn't sound like him." You can't even imagine Luke being this upset.

Simeon sighs deeply again. "I know he is usually such a sweet boy but I guess he grew up faster than I realized and now he entered into a new phase and I'm frankly lost." He looks at you with pleading eyes.

"So you want me to go to him and talk to him?" You can only imagine this is why he called you over.

"Yes, please. I'm so lost I just want everything to be normal again and you have lots of experience with difficult people so you are the only person I can count on." He looks at you with puppy eyes.

"I will talk to him and see what is up, but I won't make any promises." You can understandSimeon’ss struggle and want to at least try to make everything better.

"Thank you very much. I will start cleaning this mess." Simeon smiles lightly at you.

"Luke should clean this mess. Not you. That will only teach him the wrong lesson." You think Luke should fix his own mistakes.

Simeon nods. "You are right. I just want to make it better between us."

"You should have a long conversation with him after cleaning up and having dinner." You know having difficult conversations is best after all basic needs are met.

"I will take that suggestion, thank you." Simeon still looks a bit lost, but at least he has a plan.

You go and look for Luke, who is in the living room.

He is still on the edge, it seems. Even his clothing style has changed.

Luke clearly tries to look more adult.

"Hey, Luke. A nice shirt you have there." You try to start with a neutral topic.

He slightly glares at you. "Thanks."

"Where did you buy it? I'd love to get something similar." You sit down across from him.

"I got it from akuzon, but it sold out." Luke seems to open up a little bit.

"Aww, that's a bummer. It looks great though." You sigh and take a glass and fill it with some water.

"Simeon didn't like it at all." Luke pouts.

"Really? I think it suits you well." You seem to get closer to the issue at the core.

"He just doesn't get me at all." Luke sighs.

"That's normal. He is not used to you growing up. Many things change now for you. I have been there myself. I was a big goth in my teen years." You giggle slightly.

"Really? That's unexpected. I thought you were always like you are now." Luke seems surprised.

"I bet Simeon changed a lot too. Maybe Lucifer can share some stories about his youth with you sometime. I bet Simeon did a ton of embarrassing things." You giggle at the thought.

"He is just seeing me as a small kid. I never get to do what I want." Luke grimaces.

"Simeon is like a parent to you so I get it. Parents only want your best but they don't always do the best. Simeon isn't perfect either, he makes mistakes, but he is also a good guy. You can talk to him." You try to encourage Luke.

Luke casts his eyes down. "Have you ever done anything bad that made them angry at you?"

You laugh. "Of course. You wouldn't believe the arguments we had. I was stubborn and they just didn't get me."

Luke looks at you wide-eyed. "You too?"

"I'd say that's pretty normal." You shrug.

"What about now? Are you guys okay?" Luke looks at you worried.

"Of course, better than ever. We all grew together and now we have a good relationship. There were many talks and they still don't get all of my interests but that's alright. I don't get all of their interest either. But we all have stuff we enjoy doing together." You smile at Luke.

"So umm what did you do when you messed up?" Luke shifts around.

"When I felt bad I apologized and if I could I tried to fix it." You think back on the many times that happened.

"Did they hate you for it?" Luke looks at you with curious eyes.

"No, they were mad, and sometimes I got punished, but we always talked about it after we all cooled down. Sometimes I learned my lesson and sometimes I didn't, at least not the first time. But still in the end we forgave each other." You chuckle thinking of how hard-headed you could be.

Luke still doesn't seem to be able to see your teenage self." You really did some growing up, didn't you? "

"Yeah, it's hard to believe I know. Seeing how awesome I'm now." You giggle.

Luke rolls his eyes. "Come on. You aren't that awesome."

"Aww but I deal with demons on a daily basis." You play along with the light banter.

"That's true. I think I gotta go now." Luke seems to be ready to go and clean up.

"Alright then, just know I'm ready to talk whenever. If you get to your emo phase, come right to me. I still got some clothes and music." You give him a slight smile.

"I don't think that will be necessary." Luke seems slightly annoyed by my comment.

You shrug. "Your loss. I have to go and listen to some of that stuff now." You giggle a bit.

Luke sighs. "I got some cleaning to do. See you later."

You return to your room and in the evening you get a text from Simeon thanking you.

Apparently, they both apologized. Luke cleaned everything and made dinner. They both talked about everything for a long time.

It seems like things are better again.

My Obey me! Masterlist

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Obey Me! as types of goth (like trad goth, romantic goth, witch goth, etc...)

YEAH BABEY ok sorry I just really like the goth subculture ♡ hope you like it!

Lucifer : Corp Goth - formal clothing, Gomez from The Adams family inspo, CEO looking ass smh

Mammon : Trad Goth - Punk inspo, 80s music, Leather + Jeans, bad boy aesthetic

Leviathan : J-Goth - Visual-Kei, Lolita inspiration, late 1800s inspo

Satan : Fairy Goth - Mythical themes, Elemental music, the aesthetic lovechild of Romantic and Hippie goth

Asmodeus : Pastel Goth - Light colors, Kawaii, early 2010s pastel goth

Beelzebub : Casual Goth - skulls, comfy-er clothing, all black type of clothing

Belphegor : Emo Goth - early 2000s, eyeliner, mom-its-not-a-phase kind of aesthetic

Diavolo : Romantic Goth - Roses, Romance, Vampire kind of aesthetic (think the Adams family)

Barbatos : Medieval Goth - Medieval themes, Magic, Witch who lives in the woods kind of aesthetic

Solomon : Steampunk Goth - Sci-Fi themes, Gadgets, Mad scientist of victorian era type of aesthetic

Simeon : Bubble Goth - Lighter Colors, Corsets, Cute-but-scary type of aesthetic

Luke : Baby Goth!!!! - black T-shirt with skeletons on it (cute!!!!♡)

#hope you like it!!!!!!!! #obey me goth #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me! #obey me swd #obey me mc #mc #obey me memes #obey me meme