#maybe on request but i dont plan on making them rn

[jyoongim]

I have a brainrot to share and maybe it's a request idk but I feel like I have to preface this by saying I swear I have normal non-horny alastor thoughts he's just really taking up so much space in the brain rn.

Anywaaay, can you imagine Alastor with an extremely cautious darling? He wants her soul to keep her tied to him forever but no matter how good his offer is, reader turns him down and Alastor is just like sick of the rejections and the scheming so he's just gonna stoop to some other ungentlemanly methods.

And the night starts off as their normal fuckery in the sheets but Alastor starts denying them their climax and as reader gets more and more desperate Alastor proposes the deal again. Sell him your soul or he's just gonna pull out and go to sleep and he'll never let you finish ever again. and just

i swear i swear im normal i swear im not always like this 😭😭😭

Themes: rough sex, orgasm denial, alastor being a little shit, dealmaking, hair pulling, pet names, plot if you look hard enough, soul possessing

Title: Deal of a Lifetime

Alastor had always made it known that you were his.

It took you a while to figure it out from the subtle lingering touches to the way he acted. No matter how much time you had spent with the Radio Demon, you were still wary of him.

its not like you could help it through. 

Does were naturally skittish anyway.

And when it came the smiling demon, you had every right to be cautious.

Tonight Alastor made plans for the two of you to go out on a date for dinner.

You finished preening your hair and rushed to the lobby to meet Alastor.

”O-okay I’m ready. Sorry if i took so long” you said nervously as you approached the tall red demon, a blush bleeding into your cheeks as Alastor let out a low whistle as he took your hand and spun you around.

”my my Darling, what a pretty Doe I have” he purred, kissing your hands.

Your nerves were going haywire, fighting your instinct to back away you smiled “so what do you have planned tonight?”

what do you have planned tonight? Alastor grin widened at the thought as he watched you happily look at the menu.

How pretty you were in your black dress. Gloved hands excitedly tapping the menu. A bright look in your eye as you honed in on what might be your dinner.

You even wore the necklace he had gifted you.

Alastor was content with the looks you got as you strolled around with him.

you were his and everyone knew.

But you weren’t his officially.

At least in his way.

For years, Alastor had offered you a deal; Be his. In body, mind, and soul.

He wanted you by his side forever and a deal would solidify that.

But each and every time, you rejected the notion.

”I dont need to make a deal to be yours Alastor” was always your answer.

And quite frankly, he was getting sick of it.

But he was nothing if not resourceful. After all, how else do you capture a Doe?

Make them drop their guard.

The two of you chatted and ate to your hearts content.

When the waiter suggested dessert, Alastor simply declined, stating he had other ideas sending you a wink.

Back at the hotel, Alastor whisked you away to his bedroom.

Once the door was closed, he pounced; lips on yours and claws tearing at your dress.

You were flustered and aroused. Your hands massaged at his undercut as he laid you on your back on the bed.

His lips trailed your neck, sharp teeth nipping at your flesh, causing you to gasp.

”Alastor”

He hummed as he kissed your torso, tweaking and sucking at your nipples.

His claws dipped to your pantie, finding them soaked.

He chuckled “such a needy Doe” he tore off your panties to toy with your puffy clit and circle your slit.

You tugged his hair to bring his lips back to yours and moaned in his mouth as a finger dipped into your cunt.

Satisfied with how you began grinding into his hand, he discarded his pants and his heavy cock slapped against your mound.

You panted breathlessly as he teased his cock along your slit. You hooked a leg around his waist and threw your head back as he sunk into you.

Soft thrusts opened you to allow him deeper into the warm canal.

You arched as he steadily picked up his pace.

Your nightly rendezvous with the demon always made you feel exhilarated.

Alastor was very attentive to you. Always knew what made you tick.

He knew your body better than anything, so when he saw those pretty eyes flutter and how you cried out in pleasure, he knew how to handle you.

Your cunt was clinging to him with each thrust he gave you.

The sound of him sinking into your warm depth was music to his ears.

”On your knees dear” he said, patting your thighs.

Happliy, you turned over and lowered yourself into a deep arch, presenting him with your adorable ass and wet cunt.

Alastor admired you.

how submissive you were.

He growled as he lowered his weight on you and guided his cock by to his haven.

You gasped, feeling a hand wrap your hair into a fist, pulling your face up out the pillows “You sound so lovely doe, i wanna hear those tunes of yours”

His thrusts were hard, jolting your body as he rutted into you.

Subconsciously, you tried to meet his thrusts, whining as he hit that spot that has you seeing hearts.

”A-Al-Alastor i-I’m gonna…” you moaned feeling your cunt be wrecked.

Your insides tingled with the telltale signs of your orgasm.

But your sweet release was ripped from you when Alastor slowed his pace.

You tried to wiggle your hips against him, to seek that explosive pleasure.

Alastor was having none of that.

”Not yet darling” 

over and over he teased you right to that delicious edge, just to rip from you.

You were sobbing, ears flat to your skull as your cunt fluttered from your orgasm being denied.

You reached for him, whether for a anchor or a silent plea, you didn’t know.

You whimpered “Alastor please!”

His smile creased his cheeks, feigning a concerned tone “What ever the matter my dear Doe?”

He started thrusting into you, relishing in the soppy squish and how deep he was able to sink into you.

”Please please let me cum. I can’t..I-Ill do anything!”

A harsh thrust made you squeal

”Anything?”

You nodded, a moan ripping from your throat as he teased your throbbing clit.

”Then be mine. Submit your entire self to me my sweet doe. I already your sweet body and heart, but give me your soul. Let me own your very essence. Grant me that darling and ill grant you the sweet relief you so desperately crave” 

your insides clenched as he kissed your shoulder, beginning to pound into your soft cunt.

”or i empty myself inside this sweet cunt of your myDoe and you’ll never be granted a taste of my cock every again”

His lips at your ear, “your choice so what do you say Mon Cher?”

his hips grinded his cock into.

”Do we have a deal?”

You cried out, feeling your orgasm teetering “yes! Yes!Yes! YES! Please Alastor! Alastor just let me cum please please”

You felt your ring finger burn as he chuckled deeply

”why of course sweet Doe, cum for me”

A high pitched scream racked the walls as your orgasm clashed into, sending you in a babbling mess.

Alastor rode out your orgasm as he thrusted into you, before emptying himself inside you.

You shook as he wrapped you in his arms, bringing your hand to his lips.

A shiny gold ring adorned your hand.

He pressed a kiss to it and then an affectionate kiss to your forehead.

”Sweet sweet doe, my sweet Doe, all mine” 

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor #alastor x reader #alastor x y/n #hazbin hotel fanfiction #alastor smut #jyoongim

[the-s1lly-corner]

Platonic tadc cast with a child reader Who is like :

"hey, wanna see me do a cartwheel :D"

Basically very spontaneous and chaotic in the adventures lol

Ty!! (and remember to drink water) ;3

TADC cast x chaotic!kid!reader ! (Platonic)

Guys I'm literally so tired I just got done baking a ton of stuff, like I'm talking 12ish hours of non stop cooking and baking I'm going insane im trying so hard not to fall asleep rn because I kinda. Feel bad for not really answering requests today

Anywahs

Hope you enjoy anon!

Written on mobile

CAINE:

Well well how the turn tables (writing caines portion last for once)

Very similar to kinger and ragatha in that he supports everything you do; in fact he encourages your behavior as long as no one is getting hurt. Very loudly (and sometimes obnoxiously) cheers for you

While kinger can only cheer and clap, I think Caine sets off sparkles and fireworks... probably has a whole group of bubbles cheering you on too , assuming there can be multiple bubbles at any given time (I personally think there can be, and they all share a hivemind of sorts)

So what was the occasion that prompted that?

A wonky cartwheel, of which you excited called "a sideways front flip"

(Fun fact from the admin, I called my first cartwheel that bc I didnt know it was called a cartwheel yet)

POMNI:

Anxious parental figure and hyper child, a dynamic that's hit or miss at least for me. Really it depends on how its executed

That said I think she struggles to keep up with you

Constantly scrambling around you make sure you dont fall into any danger. Literally and figuratively...

Her attempts to get you to sit down for more than five minutes fail

Your ass is failing the marshmallow test/j

RAGATHA:

No thoughts only that one clip from adventure time where BMO pretends to be a wheathervane before trying to nose dive off the roof, all while calling for finns attention. Thats you and ragatha, basically (in essence, not exact scenario though)... maybe zooble too, but we'll get there when we get there (I am currently having a brain blast)

Says things like "what am I gonna do with you" everyday, always lightheartedly of course and usually accompanied by a tired chuckle

Generally very supportive of you though, just so long as you're not hurting yourself! Sure, this is the digital world and injuries dont really stick, but still! The pain is still there

JAX:

I mentioned the marshmallow test in pomnis part and I feel like jax would do something similar with you. Except the test is rigged and the candy (which he uses in place of the marshmallow( is actually for him and not for you. So if you actually earn the extra candy you dont even get it

That said I do think jax would feel bad when you get upset about the joke

Anyways

I think he finds it funny, as long as you're not tugging on his overalls and screaming at him for something, or interfering with his plans

Hes not a neglectful rolemodel/familial figure, he just has a short fuse with the above I think, regardless of who it is, kid or not

That said he fully embraces your spontaneous nature

KINGER:

Peepaw and his grandchild, that's it that's literally the dynamic

"Kinger is only 48-"

Hush♡

"Oh that's so lovely, (reader)" when you run up to him with your hands full of god knows what

Eagerly claps and cheers when you show him a new trick you learned

Bonus if you try to recreate or one up his embellished stories in order to make him proud of you (hes always proud of you)

ZOOBLE:

As mentioned in ragathas part, the wheathervane BMO thing is basically in essence you guys' dynamic. Except where I think ragatha would be quicker to pay attention to you, zooble may be a little slower. Not because they dont care about whatever you're trying to display to them, but because I think a lot of the times they kind of mentally check out (me too honestly)

Tries to scold you if you do something too dangerous or out of line, may come across as way angrier or upset than they actually are though thanks to their voice being kinda

You know

Zooble gives off "cool older sibling who doesnt care about nothing" energy

GANGLE:

Meekly tries to get you to calm down for a few minutes, especially if theres an IHA going on because she doesnt want you to run off and potentially get hurt. Tries to keep you occupied with arts and crafts. Watches in horror as you impulsively eat the glue

Tends to wrap one of her ribbon hands around yours so she knows you're not running off.. this is more so when theres an IHA going on

As per usual not many ideas for gangle <\3

#tadc x reader #the amazing digital circus x reader #digital circus x reader #caine x reader #pomni x reader #ragatha x reader #jax x reader #kinger x reader #zooble x reader #gangle x reader

[fanyyy444]

i dont know if you still do yes no readings will i get to be a cactus instead of person or animal in my next life?

Hi and no

I made a post about this not so long ago, [here], and [here] you can find the reason why I haven't been doing tarot readings recently. ♡

Well, I'm kind of prohibited, temporarily, from doing tarot readings(For others. Ofc I can still do them for myself). It's just so I can focus more on myself and personal plans.

NO MORE YES/NO OR FREE TAROT ASKS, ykwim. If I see one more, I'll bomb and explode and annihilate your house, thanks😍😭

I personally hope you won't be one of it😖 There are just so many better things to be usngxishdi

Best way to end a sentence when you don't know how to end it

Random but I wish I could be a mermaid again💔 Maybe in a very next life(Pls🥺)

Btw, I got the impression that u're sad..? Hope things get better soon if so. 💗

I'm not a very good advisor but whatever is setting u down in your life, I wanna say that's it is NOT going to last forever and very probably is just the Universe testing you. It's happening to make you stronger and also preparing you for the future(So you don't make the same mistakes you may be making rn, etc etc.) and btw you don't want to end ur life(To not say the other word lol) you just want a better life, better situations and better sensations and/or feelings yk. You just want to be happy and you think that to die is the solution but hell no because if you don't 'complete' the mission(s) u've got in this life, in a next life they will be rougher if u know what I mean, fucking can't explain a shit but that's it. Like you didn't had a chance to finish/accomplish/do/etc something in ur most previous past life, so in this life you've got the chance to "clear your record or history" lol, so if you give up rn, in ur next life things are gonna be harder AND I KNOW U DON'T WANT IT TO BE HARDER💀💀

So step over the hardships u're facing rn, destroy and annihilate everything that's making you feel bad just like I'm going to destroy and annihilate every damn "yes or no" or random free tarot requeushts asks💋💋

I mean you're stronger than that????#($?;" What/Who tf be making u feel powerless??😭😭😭 Destroy it💕💕 Life is important and I'm pretty sure you would regret waking up as a cactus tomorrow idkidk like pls just be my sister mermaid or a bff mermaid

We'd be collecting shells together and fazendo sei lá oq with humans that we pulled from boats and ships. Also swimming with dolphins, talking to whales, hunting bad humans with sharks, babying cute fish and idk just having a pretty ass voice and a beautiful af long hair

Whatever shit you're going through rn, I have my fingers crossed for you and my army ass is (subconsciously) singing this for you 25/8, doesn't matter if you like K-Pop or not. Come on and cheer up a little pls, thanks💗

Don't be a cactus, be a mermaid instead. 🙏🏻

Yes or no "game" never really happened but it's closed(?), I'm not taking nor doing free personal readings or those yes or no's anymore. K-Pop requests are always open but again I need to mention and remind y'all that I'm not able to do readings rn so if you're looking for an instant answer, it's not gonna happen lol. Let's wait until the day that you just randomly open Tumblr and see innumerous readings coming from my blog❤️‍🩹

And pls avoid getting ur house bombed and exploded and annihilated, thanks xoxoxo😘

#anon asks #anon #asks #tarot related #tarot #tarot reading #tarot readings #tarotblr #tarotcommunity #tarot community #divination #witchblr #witchcraft #witch #witch community #is there anything else to tag??? #cactus anon

[we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono]

hi potato!!! omg im not sure if we're mutual yet but i love your art a whole lot!!!!💗💗💗💗 and you're also in brba/bcs fandom too?? that's awesome!!! hiii!! do you perhaps have a brbabcs oc? I'd love to know!

(or, if you dont have, maybe you want to make it..? 👀 abby can them can be friends...)

hey there! yeah im a huge fan of Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, but not really active in this fandom… i typically just lurk around, reblog and enjoy the silly memes on YouTube. if i feel inspired, i’ll just draw the characters (mostly jimmy & kim cuz im so normal about them ) and then bail. my squishy brain can't stay in one fandom for too long, it's always jumping around to another new interest. im glad you like my art ❤️ you got a beautiful drawings too!

oo your ask inspired me to create an OC for BCS/BRBA! here she is! her name is Joy

she doesn't have much details and backstory yet, but im planning to flesh her out more if im not busy with other things.

with how messed up the brbabcs world can be, figured that putting my OC as a Los Pollos Hermanos employee would fit right in. she’s also Lyle’s close friend! let’s just hope she doesn't face as much tragedy as the other characters lmao

gonna put on read more for the question about being mutuals because this post is already long ⬇️

[shaking and crying rn i hope i don’t upset anyone..]

so.. uhm im very picky about who i actually follow & follow back because i need to limit it for the sake for my dashboard. preferably id have to REALLY like and rather follow blogs that i vibe & familiar with the contents that i want to see than something… i dont really want to look at 🙏 this is just how i curate my experience

in general, i also dont feel comfortable with others dming me personal things and it feels anxiety-inducing. unless it’s a specific topic like art discussion about drawing tips, ocs design, request, art trades, collab and maybe commission

im SO SORRY 🙏 🙏 it’s nothing personal i swear, really! and im letting yall know that i will always recognize and remember all the people who consistently ✨ like and reblog ✨my stuff and you're all honorary mutuals to me even if i don't follow you back and i appreciate you all sm!!! <3 i go bounce bounce seeing everyone being super sweet in my notif

if yall interact often and you’re super nice in the notific you’re already a mutual for me! 🩷 sending me question and art suggestion never bothers me! i love to talk, get to know and interact more with people in this lovely app! :)

thanks for the question!

#thank you for taking your time sending me this lovely wholesome ask <3 i hope u have a good day #ask #🥔 potato.ask 🥔 #art by me #bcs oc #brbabcs #breaking bad oc #brba oc #los pollos hermanos #fandom #drawing #doodle

[quodekash]

i ran out of images in the first part (to no ones surprise) BUT IM HERE NOW, CONTINUING THE EPISODE

...All The Times They Didn't Kiss - AU Edition?

"you might as well submit a love request" PLSSS GUN HAS SO MUCH MORE CONFIDENCE THAN TINN COULD EVER HAVE

that's the wrong finger, buddy

HELL YES MV TIME

...well thats kinda boring

they just growl lightly at each other instead of the chinzhilla tribute

THANK YOU PORRRR

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU POR, TOGETHER NOW

THANK YOU POR

HIS LITTLE "whee" AS HE JUMPED DOWN- BRJDFG I LOVE HIM

HIS NEURODIVERGENCE IS STRONG

i can see inside gun's brain rn

hes like 'dont freak out dont freak out dont freak out this is normal this is fine I WANT TO KISS HIM- no shhhh, calm calm calm you are calm breathe in and out, in and out, aaaaAAAAAAA-'

"it makes you feel warm as if im hugging you all the time" GERJDGN

I LOVE HOW MUCH CONFIDENCE THIS TINN HAS

soundwin standing next to each other 👀

i love the recreations of some of my favourite lines but from different voices, this is very funky

hes so... cool now. there's no other word for it.

SOUNDS SILLY LITTLE HEAD BOP GJERNDGJ I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH

TINNSOUND HEADBANGING!! GEORSGL

I LOVE SEEING TINN JUST BEING SILLY AND DANCING AROUND THE STAGE AND HAVING A GOOD TIME

hes too precious

we need to protect por at all costs

i love him so much

pls it takes me so long to watch these, im on 2/4 and its already 12:40am

Neurodivergent Bird Sit

TIW FIDGETING WITH HIS HOODIE BLANKET

this is so strange

tinn being reprimanded

por and gun standing on the side of the principal's desk

gim the principal

photjanee the concerned and awesome mother

sound standing at the desk next to tinn

win standing behind, part of the group but not really, kind of new to this, keeping a stoick expression with his arms crossed

its strange

bro if people would start randomly playing live music during class time i think most classes would celebrate

i know i would

live music is awesome

and that song is a banger

THE MOTHER SOLIDARITY OMG

WE HAD MISSED OPPORTUNITIES FOR PHOTJANEE/GIM FRIENDSHIP

I WANT TO SEE THEM GIRLBOSSING AND SLAYING AND BEING INCREDIBLE AMAZING MOTHERS AND WOMEN

PHOTJANEE WAS ALREADY ICONIC AND NOW SHES EVEN MORE ICONIC I LOVE HER SO FREAKING MUCH

"i needed to close the shop to handle you here! you keep causing trouble. i told you, didn't i? do whatever you want but dont put me in trouble" HONESTLY? GO OFF QUEEN

"wont you fight for me mum?" "i wont! im not as kind as those mums in the series!" im so sorry maam, i hate to break it to you, but you... you're a mum in one of those series

KIND PRINCIPAL, STRICT MOTHER, I LOVE THIS

CLOSING THE CLUB FOR ONE YEAR???? JEEZ DUDE, NEVER MIND ABOUT THE KIND PRINCIPAL THING

gun's very vague plan which is the exact plot of the canon series, but bc hes gun hes explaining it very haphazardly to por and its very funny

"your baby" "...why are you so eager to speak in english?" "why? i can do so. im good at it, whats your problem" first of all, iconic. second, yes youre very very good i love you youre amazing and better than most english speakers (i know he only said two words, shut up, i need por to know hes doing good). third, im desperately hoping this is somehow related to something tiwpor

im rly rooting for more canonical tiwpor in this au

maybe some handholding

perhaps a cheek kiss

possibly even a kiss kiss (PLEASE P'AU)

"love while lighting the candle is like going to school in the rain" did the quote change or was this a translation error. cos thats not what tiw said.

OHH OKAY POR SAID IT WRONG

"it's the same anyway. i just said it backward, not a big deal. it's a mix of languages, you know. im not good at thai, im not fluent" interesting (picture the fish on my icon stroking my chin) very interesting

THE OTHERS' INSTRUMENTS

i think

are those all just gun's dad's?

i mean tinn's dads

this is confusing

in this scenario is tinn's dad still an author aspiring musician?? or is he a musician? or is tinn's dad dead in this scenario but gun's isnt?? explanations pls and ty

or is that sound's electric guitar and yo's acoustic and stuff

gosh freaking darnnit im tired again, why does my body keep doing that to me

im gonna post this and go to bed and finish it like. tomorrow afternoon.

gejbsegdh i really feel like im gonna feel like im missing out but i cannot keep my eyes open

goodnight folks, i hope you all enjoyed the episode! bye byeeeee

#quodekash watches our skyy 2 despite desperately needing to sleep #soundwin #winsound #satangwinny #winnysatang #satang kittiphop #winny thanawin #tinngun #guntinn #geminifourth #gem4th #gemini norawit #fourth nattawat #my school president #my school president the series #tiwpor #tiwsonpor #markford #mark pakin #ford allan #ford arun #prom theepakon #captain passatorn #yo msp #msp yo #pat msp #msp pat #phat msp #msp phat

[ivanzplaid]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MAN!!! ALSO, HAPPY 1K HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME. In honour of Valentine's Day, I request any John Leguizamo character of your choice and how they would celebrate Valentine's Day >:3

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY🫶 THNK YOU SM IM IN UTTWR SHOCK ABOUT IT BUT YOURE THE BEST TYSMM

and i am SO glad you requested this, i wanted an excuse to write something for them, ao as a little treat for 1k AND because its you, i have 2 characters in mind🙏🙏 i hope you love it as much as i do

my tumblr is acting like a bitch rn and wont post a certain part of the fic so im struggling so badly to try and fix it LMFAOO

Pestario Vargas | Jimmy Martinez x Gn! Reader + Valentines Day Celebrations + Romance & Fluff | Headcanons & Short Fic | Valentine's Day Love

Part One: Pestario Vargas

Warnings: Some Violence Mentioned at other people, Mentions of bad backgrounds for Jimmy

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Pest

he tries his best in a relationship, but like most other things, he doesn't take valentines day *as* seriously as others

he'll wake you up later in the day just so you can sleep in, and he'll have some type of formal wear on ( maybe a suit, maybe its a kilt, find out based on the date! )

granted he will stroke your cheek and whisper cheesy little names, and if you dont wake up then, he'll physically PULL you out of bed. either way your day starts with him😊😊

he already has an outfit planned for you, it will be matching with his, he thinks matching outfits are the shit and believes you two will be supermodel material

he also likes it because it shows you two are together, but then again he loves pda, so no need to worry about that

"Baby!! Look, I even made you some breakfast, its a Cuban cuisine :)"

the breakfast is just eggs and bacon

the bacon is burnt and the eggs are still stuck on the pan, they are rock solid

he smiles nice and wide and waits for your response, which you promptly suggest a day out

he loves the idea!!! he already has a few places in mind that he thinks youd love, he has the cash to take you out of course ( from winning the hunt & scamming people )

he is the typa guy to slip you a $1 and say 'theres more where that came from😏'

ANYWAYS he will drive you to a nice little brunch where he cuts infront of the line and almost gets banned from the place for disturbing customers

he will embarrass you, act all corny and pull you into him with a kiss and act like hes in a romcom

"Oh yes, me and my HONEYBUN would love a table. For TWO yes, just for us." 😚😚

will ask about every item on the menu in extensive detail, just gives you more time tk think!!

loves to just stare at you longingly to mess with you, but the entire time would talk about his plans and how he used to celebrate valentines day with ninja & chubby ( they threw ninja out of a car and made him find his way home then surprised him with a movie )

afterwards he will chauffeur you around town, its now your day together and he wants you to have a beautiful day, but he will have music blasting the whole time

shopping date!!! youre going out with him & hes going to complain slightly even though he took you out

"You just look so dashing in everything, wanna go to the Movies now?"

hes into pda, so naturally he has an arm around you or is holding your hand, or is ruffling your hair ( or playing with your curls gently )

he likes to show you off to his friends, mainly making them jealous and because he thinks youre perfect

shenanigans, tomfoolery, skulduggery, all of it is happening today

he will get you roses, that is one of thr only things he'll keep genuine, he picks up the common gentlemanly actions from his dad

however, at the end of the day, hes going to be making dinner

yes just him, by himself

he considers it his duty because he wants you to be impressed & charmed by his abilities

he follows a cooking tutorial BUT. he does it

he makes a dinner, an edible dinner

hes never been prouder of himself, he feels so overjoyed that he forgets the pan is still hot and ends up slightly burning himself

BUT HE DID IT!!! he counts today as a VERG romantic date🫶🫶

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You feel your body shift slightly, readjusting to the light thats now casting itself directly in your eyes. The covers against your arms are slowly pulled away, as a figure looms over you, admiring your sleeping figure.

The familiar voice of Pest makes you even sleepier, you can hear his smile while he talks, his voice calming your body down into the mattress. You can already tell he's been up, for one because he's never up before you, and two, by his hand that caressed your cheek, trying to get you up gently so you could see what he's done.

Your head leans into his touch, letting out a sigh. That is until he moves both hands to your shoulders, grasping onto you tightly before shaking you up, hearing his little giggles after your eyes shoot open.

"Oh there you are! My little ball of sunshine is awake! How're ya feeling? Ready to start the day?"

Theres a moment in between your adrenaline rush and the culture shock of being shaken awake, that you see his eyes, and realize that hes just Pest. Your Pest, trying to bring you out of bed, just so you could begin your day with him.

"I've come up with this new delicacy, purely from my own thought, all for you Babe. 'Breakfast'"

#The Pest #Pestario Vargas #The Pest 1997 #john leguizamo #john leguizamo x reader #my babe #jimmy martinez #pestario x reader #pest x reader #mr scrooge #violent night #violent night 2022 #violent night x reader #jimmy martinez x reader

[wooahaes]

hi hello howdy how’s it going!!!!! this isn’t technically a request because i know that they’re are “closed” BUT i wanted to ask if you can post something that you’ve been maybe keeping in the vault for a while?? obviously it’s ok if not but i always wondered if there was something that maybe you were on the fence about posting or maybe you just haven’t gotten around to it??? bonus points if it’s my love of my life woozi

hey nonny! its going pretty ok! got a slight headache but thats normal w allergies for me lmao

requests aren't technically closed (as u used quotes around the word) fully, just in terms of the writing prompts i've been doing! (even then i've received a few after the cutoff that... are legit very tempting sdfkhsdf some of y'all know me too well...) just wanted to clear that up <3

most of my writing that i keep "in the vault" is typically unfinished stuff? i have a ton of shit in my drafts atm because i save a lot of stuff (rn its primarily those requests + UtS stuff thats unfinished) since i do think i post a majority of my writing! the only thing i think i have that i could post is "topsy-turvy" (which i wrote five months ago lmao, its idol au w a fem!reader and admittedly something i personally reflected a little more into)? but it's gone through one and a half rewrites (as something i just do for fun lol) so idk if i'd ever post it

very cute request tho ngl i don't think i've ever had someone ask for like... fics i haven't posted yet or weren't sure about! i think i tend to post a majority of what i write whether it lands with people or not just because i like sharing my writing. if people enjoy it, then that's great! if they don't, ah, well, it's out there in case someone ever wants to enjoy it + i'll enjoy rereading it lmao

on like... unfinished svt stuff, its mostly UtS (jihoons part is almost entirely planned as of rn! i wanna go back in an add in a little more to help with the pacing, but i wanted to let the fic rest a little before i go back in since sometimes its just me overthinking) + ot13 reactions (baking together, 'u dont kiss them when u come home', touch-starved reader). plus like... four hoshi fics and a wonwoo one.

in all honesty i also had plans for flower fic sequels at some point bc i wanted to write a second part to sunflowers with reader confessing their feelings to vernon.

thats purely for svt stuff tho like i have a jeongin fic that i never posted (it was a part of the flower fics series i wanted to do but stopped since no one ever seemed interested lol maybe i'll actually go back and finish it sometime!!)

i will finish something older for u anon and post it tho <3 and i'll try to make sure its something w jihoon!! that includes under the sun tbh

#wooahaes.ask #asks.anon #no but rly this is such a cute ask to get??? i never get asked to post stuff like that #mainly bc i think some ppl know i post 90% of what i write lmao #thank u for being super polite abt it too!!

[spongeofaces]

HII HELLO!!1!! if youre still doing matchups, i'd love to request a romantic one!

my name is Milo and I'm 19 years old, I really love getting into media n looking up everything there is to know about it. like a while back i watched every single Alvin and the Chipmunks movie/tv special, and another time i had the same thing happen with the Frankenstein book & movies. when one of my friends takes up a new interest i also love hearing every single thing about it. some of my other hobbies include drawing, playing simple games n making nonserious music.

im either infp or isfp, im.not entirely sure yet which, im very socially anxious and though i love meeting new people, talking takes a lot of energy out of me and an evening of hanging out with a new group of people can result in me being psysically ill the next day. i have a really hard time balancing my responsibilities so i often end up tired/dissatisfied at the end of the day. i also have trouble remembering things.

though im not very confident in my abilities, ive been told im a pretty comforting person to be around n talk to! my friends also tend to be really affectionate with me and it makes me feel a bit like a creature sometimes but its sweet so who cares :o]

im pale skinned, i got ginger hair that i dyed blue once (its almost completely grown out so rn i just have blue tips) and my face, arms, legs everything is covered in freckles. i wear a lot of baggy clothes because i dont feel confident in my body and becauuse theyre cozy! i hope this is all coherent and not too much to read through ! havea nice dayy

Dude, I struggled cause honestly I could pair you with almost everyone 😅

I match Milo with...

Rook!! 🏹

A love story for the ages, the pièce de résistance of all romances. Rook's own words, of course.

He adores you. Completely and utterly. He'll take the time to learn each and every little detail he can, trying to piece you together like a puzzle. Rook wants to know everything about you, his beloved.

Compliments, compliments, and more compliments. And he means every word of it. The boy is enamoured with the way you walk, talk, dress, quite literally everything. Give him a smile and he might just collapse.

Movie nights! Snuggle up under a blanket together, and binge through whatever the two of you decide on. If you end up falling asleep, Rook will stay by your side, gently running his fingers through your hair, until he too, finds rest.

He can tell when you need a break, and will usher you off whatever you are working on to spend some time together. Maybe he'll plan a date, or just drag you off to wherever you feel like.

He would quite literally declare his affection to the world if he could.

Gift-giving is to be expected. If you don't end up with some new trinket at the end of each week, I'd be shocked.

I'd also be surprised if he doesn't spout poetry at you at some point. Don't mind it, he's just like that.

Once he learns the activities you enjoy, he'll thoroughly familiarize himself with them, in the hopes of making your time together more enjoyable for you.

Other options: Trey and Idia.

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland matchups #twst matchup

[nian-7]

Hii!

So I'm super new to all of this I have no clue how this works but I've read your match-ups and they are the absolute cutest things ever!!!

So I wanted to ask if I can just request one here...? Idk what to do TvT if yes you can read the thing I've written else please help-

-So looking for a partner, noone under 20y/o, everything above 20 is fine for me!! Oh and for pronouns pls use they/them for me!!! MBTI is ExFJ/ExFP (? Idk smth along that) 2w3 if u need that!! U dont have to put that into consideration tho

-So I'm very extroverted, have confidence in myself and generally pretty energetic and very good in social settings/entertaining - still I give off comfort-energy and I'm not a fan of chaos, I love it when things are planned out (I'm really bad at planning tho sadly---)! I also love helping others and will go out of my way to do anything for them!

-I also work really really hard for my dreams and will never stop even if the whole world doesn't believe in me!! (*σ>∀<)σ

-I just have a flame that never seems to burn out - but because I always give 110% I often overwork myself (I was in the hospital once because of that but that's another story ;-;)

-I've been described as the therapist friend pretty often and a sunshine that brightens others days (I don't want to sound arrogant!!) + I'm 0% judgemental torwards anyone and always believe in the good in people! There is beauty in everything after all (o≧▽゜)o

-Oh and sadly I'm sickly :(( I'm sick very often!! And airheaded and have problems in school/uni but hey at least I never give up TvT

-Well now after all - there is another side to me that is contrary to what you read before: As soon as something I wanted to accomplish fails I'm very frustrated. I put in everything I have and if it doesn't work I feel like an utter failure - I fall into a spiral of hating myself and I often feel like a burden to others because if I give everything I got and then FAIL I'm like damn I'm pretty bad/dumb/useless u know what I mean?

-I never show those bad feelings to anyone or talk about them cause I have trust issues from gettin bullied (for my emotional responses and colorful and cute style from my former "friend" group) for a longer time, I only talk about it when I'm 100% sure that person wont turn on me (there are 2 people in my live rn that I trust with that stuff)

-I'm also easy to tease or prank cause I'm naiive

(I hope this isn't getting too long or sad djtsutdzfdz)

-As a partner I like them calmer than me (doesn't have to be icy-cold, could be a calm sunshine too idc!) and not as energetic as me because I need somewhere I can come home to and chill down, someone who could help me a bit with planning and would encourage me to take breaks from time to time! I also seem to attract people who need help themselves for example anxious people or people with trust issues. I also don't panic easily and love encouraging others to be theirselves or to get more confident in general or listen to their sad stories and be there for them to comfort them (I'm good at that I have 3 little siblings and 4 little cousins o(^o^)o)

Thank you for reading that!! It's so much but I hope it could maybe help you :>

And thank you for doing things like matchups and requests I love reading those!! And DON'T stress yourself <3

You are a great person never forget that o(>∀<*)o

thank you, anon!! you sound very fun to be around! hope you enjoy your matchup!!

I match you with...

Yohei Kanbayashi!

-The biggest thing that made me pick Yohei was the way you described an ideal partner. He is a bit on the colder side but he is a more calm person than you! But just because he can be a little cold doesn't mean he has a big soft spot for you.

-Although he's not someone who needs comfort often or a lot of encouragement, he'll be very helpful to you. Helping with plans and making you take breaks are the big factors that made me pick him.

-He's someone who's fiercely loyal to you and will always be there for you no matter what. No matter if you're sickly, airheaded, or not ready to open up, he'll wait as long as you need. TLDR: he's always going to be there for you no matter what happens and his soft spot is very obvious to people like Saimon...

-Even as an introvert at heart, he doesn't mind your extrovertedness. He'll be there as your chill pill at the end of the day when you're tired and likes your sunshine-y demeanor.

-Failure is a part of life and he'll be there to catch you when you spiral from it. He seems to know the right words to say to you when you get upset and won't stop until you understand even when it comes off a bit aggressively if you don't listen.

#nian-anon #x reader #gender neutral reader #fluff #paradox live #paradox live x reader #yohei kanbayashi x reader #yohei x reader #yohei kanbayashi

[allywritesforfun]

i couldn’t find where it says if your requests are open so if they aren’t feel free to delete this!!! if they are open could your write a fluffy roommate x george piece?! i’m such sucker for a friends to lovers fic!!!

no dont even because I am thisfuckingclose to making a friends to lover def series set in the time where George moves in. but that's besides the point rn. Thank you so much for this amazing request! I had a great time writing it <3

{And They Were Roommates} Georgenotfound x Roommate!Reader

pronouns: not mentioned

word count: 2889

trigger warnings: swearing

a/n: yes I know this is a basic ass title but deal w it

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You were preparing a light snack of a mix of your favorite fruits. It was late-morning and your roommate, George, had spent all night streaming with his friends. This wasn't a rare occasion, it was often that you would get most of the day to yourself. You were never upset, no, you knew how much George loves his friends and how much joy playing and talking with them gives him. Besides, it worked out for the better. You get the house to yourself for the day, you two see each other for a couple hours near supper, then he gets the house for himself at night.

You two had the perfect dynamic. You both valued your free time but at the same time, didn't want to be alone. You were so lucky to have found each other on that subway. If you two wouldn't have been talking at the same time to your best friends about finding a roommate, it is a guarantee that you would have never met.

You enjoyed your free time, just like George enjoyed his. As a streamer, he didn't want to be interrupted. However, he never had to worry about that because you were always sleeping; it was just perfect. He only talked about you on stream when his friends accidentally mentioned you. His chat loved hearing about you, but they never met you. They would at most get to hear George read texts from you if he was being too loud or needed to shut off a light.

Just like with his friends, when he talked to chat, he would praise how chill of a roommate you were. He told stories about him getting done streaming at one in the morning and you getting up for a late night snack, and how sometimes you two would talk for hours.

George had always thought that your favorite thing about him being your roommate was the freedom you got-how at sometimes it didn't feel that he was there. But he was more than wrong.

The thing you loved most about George being your roommate, was when you got your couple hours a day with him. Some days were just plain impossible to see each other because if he wasn't streaming or recording a video, he was editing a video or coming up with new ideas. It was rare that he ever took a break. He assured you not to worry because it didn't feel like a job to him, but it still made you wonder when he was going to burn out.

However, there were times where George would get caught up, or his friends were busy with other things to plan or play with him. Those were secretly your favorite days. You knew how much it saddened George to spend all day not hearing from them, but you both knew the mental toll it took on people to talk to the same people 24/7; another reason why you were perfect roommates.

Neither of you could ever get bored with the other. You would see each other almost daily, but not for too long-well not as long as you liked. You wished that he could all be yours, the only one who got his attention, but the fact that you didn't have many moments with each other throughout the day, made the ones that you did that much more special.

When it came down to it, you were head over heels in love with George, and it was hard to explain why. You couldn't pinpoint exactly where it started. Maybe it was the day you met him. Those beautiful eyes staring back at you with astonishment that you were both in the same situation and somehow the universe made you meet… it was a sign on its own. It’s hard not to mention how handsome George is. He is everybody's heart throb, but you might take the number one spot on simp chart.

He probably didn't notice the small things that you did for him-like dropping off a water before going to bed, or making sure that he has his curtains shut when he sleeps, or cleaning up after him when he was too excited about some block game to remember to put the dishes away. All you did was for him. He might have just saw it as you being a good roommate and nothing more, but it was so much more for you.

There was no doubt in your mind that you had fallen in love with George. How classic of you, falling in love with your roommate. The books couldn't have written it better. Two people young in age, both single, living with another in a utopia. Today; however, your utopia had become perfect.

Mixing up the fruit by spinning it around the dish with your fork, you noticed a shadow casted upon the wall in front of you. You turned back to see a just awakened George in his classic black tee and gray sweatpants.

You looked at the oven time, "Wow, George! You're up before noon! That has to be a record!"

"Ha ha, very funny y/n," He yawned, walking over to the cabinet beside you and grabbing a bowl for himself.

You picked up the bowl and brought it to the table a few feet away. "What time did you go to bed?"

He shrugged, opening the fridge and grabbing some milk for his cereal, "Pretty early actually. I think around eleven."

"Eleven!" You exclaimed. "That really is a record! You got to bed before the day ended!"

You looked over and saw him roll his eyes, "Dream and Sapnap are recording an irl video tomorrow and had to get up early for it. They're driving further away in case they get recognized, that way people can't put together where they live. They went to bed earlier and I had nothing to do, so I went to bed too. Figured I had to get rest for the big day."

You were taken back, George never mentioned any plans for the day and never put anything on your shared calendar, "Big day?”

He sat down across the table from you, shoving the large spoon in his mouth and taking a moment to chew, nodding as he did, “I’m taking the day off. I wanna...” He trailed off and looked behind you at the window, avoiding eye contact.

“Well...?”

He seemed to gain some confidence and made eye contact with you for the first time this morning. You tried not to be taken back, but it was difficult not to, but you didn't want to miss what he said.

“I just wanna spend some time with you today,” He admitted shyly. “Like the whole day, not just half the day. And I don’t wanna necessarily go anywhere or spend actual money, I just wanna stay in and have a chill day with you. Unless you want to go out which is perfectly fine! Or if you already had plans-”

You cut him off, smiling widely, “I would love to catch up with you, George. Staying in sounds fantastic.”

“That’s great!” He replied, going back to eating his cereal.

You were done eating before George. You brought your bowl, stained with different diluted colors from the fruit, to the sink and started soapy water for them to soak. You continued to talk to George about the video that Dream and Sapnap were recording. You didn't really understand much of it as George focused on the technical aspect of it and the aesthetic that they were going for, but you nodded your head and pretended like you were keeping up with him.

George is a hard man to keep up with. His day is always filled and he is the center of attention in his friend group. Every day he has a new story to tell you, or maybe a new idea to run by you. But despite being busy, he was so caring. Maybe he didn't think that you noticed, but you did notice that he made sure that he would talk to you. Even if it was a quick conversation in the hallway, he made sure it happened. 

You stopped the water and threw your dish into soak, along with some others from the last two days. George is a slow eater, so you were done with most of the dishes by the time he handed his over to you. 

“Do you need some help?” He asked.

You chuckled, “Like I have ever seen you touch a dish in your life.”

“That’s not fair!” He argued back. “You always have them done and you made it your thing so I never had the chance. Now move over and let me help you!”

George placed his hand upon your waist, sending exciting shivers up your spine as he got you to move over. You wished that his hand would never leave your side, but to your disappointment he took it back and started grabbing dishes in the rinse sink, “So now what?”

You bursted out laughing, “What do you mean ‘now what’? Do you seriously not know how to do dishes?”

He gestured toward the cup, “Well I don’t know! You were the one who put it in the sink when it's already clean!”

You hung your head low and shook it in disapproval, “You need to spray the suds off of it, George.”

He grabbed the hose and twisted it around, “What? With this?” As he finished his sentence, he turned the head towards you and pushed down on the lever, causing water to squirt out and drench the upper half of your body. George failed to recognize his actions and continued to spray you as he ‘tried’ to figure out how it worked. 

“George!” You screamed, shielding your eyes from the flow. “Stop spraying me!”

George stopped and broke down laughing. The hose fell into the sink and his arms hugged his belly which was in pain from laughing so much. You; however, were not as assumed. You knew damn well that George was playing dumb with the dishes to be able to prank you, and you were not having it. This was not the ‘quality time’ you expected with him. 

“You fucker!” You yelled at him, lightly pushing his shoulder back. “You knew exactly what you were doing!”

“Did you really think me, a twenty-five-year-old man, did not know how his own sink worked?” He asked between laughs. You stared back at him in anger, refusing to answer his question. He pouted, “Come on, y/n! That was funny! Look at how mad you are!”

“I am not mad,” You replied. “I am soaked.”

George, still laughing, jogged over to the couch and grabbed his gray sweatshirt that he had dumped there the night before. He came back and held it out to you, “I’m sorry for having a little fun. You can take my sweatshirt if you’d like.”

“Your sweatshirt?” You repeated.

He looked down at the fabric in his hands and nodded, “Yea...? Can I not offer you some dry clothes when I got yours wet?”

“Your sweatshirt? You want me to wear your sweatshirt?” 

“Well when you put it that way...”

You both blushed at the realization of what he was truly asking you to do. This was your first time ever being offered any clothing of his, let alone his sweatshirt. You tried to hide your smile by turning around and swiftly exchanging the wet shirt stuck to your body to his self-scented sweatshirt, but the second you pulled the fabric over your head, you were done for. You were no longer just blushing, your whole face was heated and you were scared to imagine how red you looked. 

You turned around to face him again and adjusted the bottom hem, pulling it down over your waist. You looked back at George; he was also a smiling mess. To add to the mix, you pulled the already large sleeves over your hands and flipped the hood over your head, “Good?”

“G-Great!” He stuttered out, still in shock about how good you looked better than he ever imagined. 

“So um...” You attempted to break the awkwardness. “Wanna play some games on the Switch?”

The rest of the day you two spent playing games, ordering food, and watching weird YouTube videos-the type of videos you would only get at three am. The interaction earlier has set the tone for the day. You two went back and forth teasing each other about both of your poor attempts at flirting; however, neither of you flat out came out and said it was flirting. Both of you still had the idea stuck in your heads that you two were perfect roommates and nothing more. From an outsider’s point of view, it was clear that you two had something more. 

You started out playing Mario Kart at complete opposite ends of the couch, but by the time the you two moved onto videos, you were knee to knee with one another. George had placed his arm on the top of the couch. From the front view, it looked as if he had his arm around you, but yet he never dared to actually touch you. 

He had set the videos to ‘autoplay’ that way he never had to get up. The videos got weirder and weirder the more it played. You felt yourself dozing off when ‘deep carpet cleaning’ was playing. You felt your head dip down, and next thing you knew, you were dreaming about being George’s arms for real. It was nice to dream of being in his bed with him, your leg lazily swung around his waist and his hand in your hair. It was all too good to be true.

You were woken up by screaming, coming from the television. You opened your eyes and saw that George had put on some ‘making a house from scratch in Legos’ series and from the looks of it, the creator had been using the wrong parts and has to now restart. You started to sit up, but something didn't feel right-the couch was too far sinked down for just you. 

You propped yourself up to see George underneath you, peacefully watching the screen with one hand holding the remote, his other supporting his head. He had one leg hanging off with the other somewhere underneath you. You tried to scramble away, but George had entangled your legs with his, “I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to fall asleep on you! I-I-I must’ve thought you were some pillow!” 

You detangled your legs and started to stand up, but George brought his hand down and placed it on your back, encouraging you to lay back down, “It’s okay, y/n. I don’t mind. Go back to bed, you seem comfortable.”

He is being way too sly, he had to have taken advice from Dream while I was asleep.

“No, George, it’s okay. I can go and sleep in my own bed if you’re gonna be up for a while,” You offered, but refused to move off of him any further and getting any closer.

He shook his head and brought his eyes off the screen and laid them upon you, “Well, if you wanna go you can but...I really wanted you to stay.”

You nodded, “Oh, yeah sure. I can stay up for a while and watch a few more shows.” You started to shift your body so that you could sit down next to George, but he stopped you before you could get fully off of him.

“No!” He exclaimed, reaching a hand out to you. “No-I mean, I’m comfortable too and...I liked having you...well...just-it was nice.”

You didn't have much to say because your face told him all he needed to know. Even half awake your eyes lit up in joy and your face glowed in happiness. You took his hand and let him pull you back down into his chest. This time he played some Netflix show and kicked his leg up to the couch. You laid between his legs with one of your legs bent over him, just like in your dream. He had one of his arms across your back, caressing it, while the other played with strands of your hair. You smiled to yourself, melting in his touch. You rubbed your cheek into his neck, as a way of thanking him for treating you so well. He responded by dipping his head down slowly and carefully pressing a gentle, sweet kiss to your temple. You sighed in satisfaction. This moment for you reinforced your love for him. All the time you spend waiting for him to be ready was well worth it, even if it was just for this one night. But it was going to be a lot more than one night. 

“You better get used to this, Love,” George whispered into your ear. “Now that I have you, you ain’t ever leaving...unless you really want to- I mean- I’m not gonna hold you hostage or anything or...let me restart. I mean, I’m never letting you go until you want to be let go of.”

“Shut up, George,” You joked with him. “Watch these people sell houses and give me more kisses, I like them a lot.”

You felt him smile, “Of course, my Love.”

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[mindhoney]

sorry that im getting behind on requests, im just going thru a pretty bad art funk

#i say this as i just posted art yesterday LMAO #honestly i think i might close requests soon. maybe open commissions instead?? hm #i dont know what im doing or what my plans are tbh lmao #idk ive just been feeling.... unsatisfied w my art lately #but yet at the same time im not feeling passionate enough to do studies or to do anything different #i cant focus on doing stuff like that?? #i love when u guys send requests but like.... i guess i only feel inspired to draw some of them?? and i dont want to jip people when im not #does that make me an asshole? #im trying to keep doodling and stuff so i dont just stop and not be productive at all but its hard... #maybe when i learn how to use my brain and get obs runnin i can do study streams #im just not really sure what my plan is with my art #part of me wants to kepp drawing fun homestuck art but like. if i want to do something my art like i dont wanna get stuck doing just fanart #?? #sorry im venting in the tags its just nobody i know is up for talking rn LOL #text bost? #im sure i have more to say on the subject but i already worote a lot her so bye

[strawberrymilkgeorge]

Part Ten. Faces

warnings: swearing, hate comments word count: 4.1k (not including pics)

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A/N: sorry its late!!!! this feels rushed but i was just too excited to get to some parts!!! also i have had some parts written out for SO long that they dont even feel cute to me anymore so im literally praying to every deity rn that you guys think its cute lmao anyway enjoy!!!!

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It had been about a week since Karl's slip up but everything was already more normal than Y/n had expected it to be. Of course, George, Sapnap and Quackity were all very understanding and gave her space while simultaneously reassuring her that she was safe with them. She fully believed it too, she knew she was safe with them and they weren't going to tell anyone her name.

The one unusual thing was now she had a heavy guilt, like someone dropped another sandbag in her stomach, every time Dream texted her. If the others knew, it was only fair that she tell him her name too, right? I mean, it's Dream. Dream! The boy who had quickly slipped his way into her life and, though she wouldn't admit it to Karl or Naomi, her heart.

But how? Does she just come right out and say it or wait until it gets brought up? She hadn't practiced telling anyone her name because she wasn't planning on doing it any time soon. Though, maybe she should have been seeing as she was going to see them all in person in a little over a month.

Regardless of the guilt, Y/n had other things to worry about today; Quackity was coming to visit. Karl had picked him up from the airport and the two of them spent all day catching up and doing who knows what but Y/n still hadn't met him. She was scared. She wasn't scared of Quackity, but scared because it was the first time one of her online friends would be able to put a face to her name and voice.

Y/n shuffled across her living room rug and reached for her phone on the coffee table, looking for some sort of distraction while she waited for them to arrive.

-

Y/n rolled her eyes but smiled, shaking her head as she threw her phone on the couch. Okay, he's right. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be great. It's just Quackity. If he said anything rude or annoying or anything she could literally just step on him like a bug.

A sharp knock on the front door of her apartment snapped her back into reality. She shook her limbs of nervousness as she made her way to the door, two familiar voices begging to be acknowledged from the other side.

"Let us iiinnn!! Y/nnn!!!!" Karl whined.

After countless times asking the same question, she finally convinced Karl that she was okay with him using her real name in front of Quackity. He clearly still felt guilty about telling the boys her name, asking her multiple times in different ways whether he should call her Y/n or Bugsy in front of the guest. She finally got it through his head that she didn't mind either way.

"Hold on!" she yelled back. She unlocked the door and swung it open to see Karl and Quackity. "So impatient."

"Holy shit, you are tall! Goddammit, I thought that was a joke!"

Y/n laughed shyly at the greeting, looking at Quackity like he was crazy. "Hello to you too. Tried to warn you, dude."

"Yeah but, damn! You're tall and attractive, what the hell?"

"Dude," she said with a warning in her voice. She thought the flirting on Twitter was funny, but in real life she got embarrassed easier and wasn't a fan. "I'm about to kick you out of my house before I even let you in."

This was weird, meeting Quackity before meeting some of her other friends. She loved Quackity, but she had known George much longer and Sapnap even before that. There was no problem with meeting Quackity, she just had no idea how to act since she felt like she hardly knew him.

"Am I allowed to tell people that you're hot?" he asked as he fell on her couch, Karl following right after.

"Quackity!" Y/n yelled, her face heating up at a compliment. "Seriously?"

Karl cackled and shoved Quackity. "Shut up, Alex! No, you're not allowed!"

"Sorry, is that compliment reserved for Dream?" He cackled at his own joke and Y/n's face heated up even more.

"I seriously will kick you out of my house."

"You wanna be flirty on main but not in real life?" Quackity scoffed.

"I'm not flirty on main, you are!" she laughed. "Seriously, don't."

"Okay, sorry, I'll stop," Quackity promised with a laugh in his words.

The three of them fell into easy conversation, mostly because Karl and Quackity were already comfortable around each other at this point. They eventually decided to go to the mall, just to mess around and do something.

*reminder: covid doesn't exist in this fic bc we only want happy things so ignore their masks :P*

Y/n frowned as she unlocked her front door, staring at her phone. She had been so happy with all the fans freaking out about the meetup so she looked at the trending list, expecting to see a flood of keyboard smashes and happiness, but that's not all she ended up seeing. BUGKARLITY was trending, so she scrolled through the tweets and was upset to see not all of them were positive. In fact, when she typed her name in the search bar, lots of the tweets using her name were rather mean.

A few that stuck in her head called her an attention whore and said that her friends only flirted with her because she paid them too. Who on earth would even do that? Some hurt way more than others but she tried to push them aside. It wasn't like this was the first time she had seen comments like this, but they had only gotten worse since her Minecraft date with Dream. She was worried it was cause more hate for her friends and the last thing she wanted was to be the cause of their own hate.

She typed several different messages to Dream, deleting them all after she reread them. She felt like she had to request the same thing from him in a different way. Maybe because she felt like his words meant more, even if he really was just joking like the rest of them. She decided to call him instead of texting.

"Hi!" he chirped happily from the other end.

"Hi, Dream," she said as her chest filled with something warm at the sound of his voice. "How are you doing?"

"Good," he dragged out the word. "How are you?"

"Okay."

"Just okay? What's up?"

"Um," she started, immediately forgetting the words she decided she'd use. "I just... would you mind, uh, not flirting with me so much on, like, Twitter and streams and stuff like that?"

There was a silence before Dream's frantically apologetic words came through. "Yes, of course, oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. If I had known I was making you uncomfortable, I wouldn't have—"

"Wait, no," she interrupted but he must not have heard.

"—said things like... oh gosh. Bug, I'm really sorry—"

"Dream!" she raised her voice, getting him to stop ranting. "You don't make me uncomfortable."

"Oh. Really?"

"Of course not. I actually think it's really..." Cute? Adorable? Endearing? "funny," she decided.

"Oh. Then why...?"

She sighed heavily and explained what she told the others. "So, yeah. I just don't want you guys getting hate because of me so I figure if you stop then... you know."

"Bug..." he said gently. "I'm really sorry. I promise you that I don't—none of us think those things about you."

"I know."

"No, seriously," he said, clearly not believing her. "You need to understand that I..." he paused. "I mean what I say. Always."

Always? she thought. There's a few things he's said that certainly he didn't really mean... like calling her cute?

"I don't joke around like that unless I want to. I wouldn't say things like I say to you unless I really, really, genuinely considered you a close friend and felt comfortable around you. And I do."

Her heart swelled. "Thanks, Dream. I just... maybe don't do it so much for right now? Online, at least," she clarified, not wanting to deprive herself completely of Dream's flirting.

"Yeah, if that's what you want, of course."

"Well, I don't want you to stop flirting with me but, yeah."

He chuckled. "Oh, you do like when I flirt with you?"

She hummed and changed the subject. "Did I interrupt you doing anything?"

"No," his teasing voice dropped and was back to his regular self. "I'm just editing the video we filmed the other day."

"Oh, the 'Minecraft, but you can't touch the floor'?" she asked.

"Yeah."

"Oh," she said, not meaning to sound disappointed. "I'll let you get back to it—"

"No. I mean, you can stay on the phone. Unless you're busy."

She smiled and put her phone on speaker and set it next to her foot on the floor. "I was just gonna paint. So I can stay."

Before she knew it, almost two hours had passed of them sitting in comfortable silence, occasionally speaking to share something with the other before going back to their tasks. It was comforting knowing she didn’t need to speak constantly and could just hang out with Dream.

Y/n's phone rested on the floor next to her, Dream on speakerphone on the other end, only the sounds of his keyboard clicking letting her know he hadn't fallen asleep or hung up. She wasn't sure when they started doing this, staying on the phone even when they had nothing to talk about, but they had done it a few times before. They had talked on the phone and Discord many times but it was usually always with purpose, not usually this silently-enjoying-each-others-presence nonsense. Who was she kidding calling it nonsense, she enjoyed it an embarrassingly insane amount.

She repositioned so she was laying on her stomach as she finished sketching an image that was in her mind.

"Hey, you still there?" Dream asked softly.

"Yeah. Sorry, am I taking away from your sitting in silence time with George?" she joked.

Dream chuckled lightly. "Nah, you're more fun. I was just seeing if you ditched me for Karl yet."

"Nah, you're more fun," she mimed truthfully. "But I'm very focused on this drawing."

"Can I see it when you're done?"

"Don't expect too much. It looks bad."

"If you don't tell me what it is, I can't know how accurate or inaccurate it is."

"Very true..." she trailed off, holding the canvas further away to examine it all at once. She wanted the sketch to be perfect before she made permanent choices with paint. She enjoyed the serenity they maintained even when talking, voices low and delicate like they were keeping secrets but not quite whispering. "Are you almost done editing your video from the other day?"

"Sorta. I'm at the part where you and Sapnap almost died laughing because a ghast knocked George into lava and then Sapnap laughed so hard he fell into lava."

She chuckled, remembering the situation vividly. "That was so funny. The way George screams is so funny."

"Let Naomi know that," he mumbled, causing Y/n to gasp.

"Dream!" she laughed loudly and he joined.

"Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's true though."

"Disgusting!"

A distant voice sounded on the other end and she assumed it was Sapnap. "What do you want for dinner?"

Dream responded with a soft, "Nothing, I'm good."

"Are you talking to Bugsy?"

He must have responded physically because the next sound was Sapnap's very clear, much more lively voice speaking directly into the phone. "Hi, Bugsy!"

"Hi, Sapnap!"

"Can you tell Dream to eat some damn food? This man literally hasn't eaten a single thing all goddamn day."

"Dream," Y/n scolded slowly. "Please eat."

"I'm not hungry."

"I'm not showing you my painting until you eat."

A door closed on the other end and she took that as a sign that Sapnap had left.

"I don't wanna see it anyway. It's probably trash."

"Take that back!" she gasped lightly. She looked at the canvas as she grabbed the first paint color and laughed. It was only a sketch and it was already trash. "Fine, then I won't go on the trip if you don't eat in the next ten minutes."

"That's punishing yourself too though."

"Who says I want to see you?" she asked.

"I never said anything about not seeing me being the punishment."

She had been caught. "It was implied."

"Sure it was."

"It's true though. Who says I wanna see your stupid face?"

He didn't say anything, but an incoming FaceTime call lit up Y/n's phone. A FaceTime call from him.

Her smile dropped. "Clay?"

"Answer it," his voice was lower and her heart started beating faster. Was he really about to show her his face to prove a point? Reveal his biggest secret that only a few close friends knew? To her of all people? She made sure she couldn't be seen in the small window and pressed accept, the voice call ending and the FaceTime call starting.

To her surprise, what came into view wasn't his face, but the logo of the hoodie he was wearing, the simple smile of his merch taunting her. She laughed, the anxiety slowly fading away as it was replaced with a heavy feeling in her stomach. Was she disappointed? Maybe a little, but he teased her into believing she would see him.

"Oh, wow! Dream face reveal! He looks just like his icon, no way!!!"

His chest moved up and down as he laughed, not moving the camera away. "You heard it here first, guys! You've known my face all along, the logo is actually my face!"

She laughed and returned to painting, not paying any more attention to her phone since he was now also showing his ceiling, a small corner of his monitor in frame but nothing else. "I mean it though, if you don't eat, I'm going to be so mad I won't even want to be friends anymore. Or you'll die from malnourishment before we get the chance to meet."

"I doubt it. I'm just not hungry."

"Whatever."

"Oh, hey, so you met Quackity today. How was it?"

"Very scary."

"Yeah?" he asked sympathetically, urging her to explain if she wanted.

"Yeah. But it turned out okay! He didn't act any different so it was fine. It was mostly just awkward. He's also so freaking loud. You would not believe how much louder he and Karl get when they're together."

"I can imagine. Aren't they doing a stream right now or something?"

"Yeah, I think so. I don't wanna watch though, I've had enough of them for the month."

Dream laughed. "How will you deal with them together for New Years'? It'll be for like two weeks."

"Who knows if I'll actually go?"

"Wait, what?" he asked abruptly, not even bothering to hide the disappointment in his voice. His keyboard stopped clicking and she could picture him staring at his phone as if looking at her. "Of course you're going."

"Not if you don't eat food! You have, like, 3 minutes to eat something until I officially am busy doing other things whenever the trip is."

Dream groaned and clicked a few things on his computer before the image on the screen became blurry as he walked through the house, still pointing it at the ceiling. She looked away again and kept painting.

"Quackity's really funny though," she continued. "It was super awkward at first but it was fun to have someone else to help me make fun of Karl."

"Wait, Bug," Dream called out over the sound of wrappers crinkling.

"Hm?" She hummed, continuing to paint.

"Bug," his voice was much softer and he sounded nervous.

She looked at her screen and dropped the paintbrush as she focused on what she saw, grabbing her phone and holding it closer to her face so she could see, still making sure she wasn't in view. All the anxiety from the beginning of the FaceTime suddenly came back and hit her like a truck. Sitting on her screen, waiting to be seen, was Dream. His hood was up, tufts of blonde hair sticking out, and he was standing with his back towards a dark room, the dim light from his pantry making his face just visible.

He held up a cookie in front of his actual, real face. "Are you watching?"

"Y-yea... I... Yeah. I'm watching. Is that really you?"

He nodded once before shoving the cookie in his mouth. "There, I consumed food," he announced, his voice muffled by the cookie. "Now you're legally obligated to come."

"I—What? CLAY! WHAT?"

"What?" he asked innocently as he chewed, walking back to his room and still holding the phone up to show his face. His room light was on, making his face much more visible. If Y/n thought he was attractive in the harsh pantry light, he must have looked like a god in his room lighting, even as pixelated as he was due to the quality of FaceTime. He fell on his bed and Y/n could only gape at his features. He slumped against his headboard, surrounded by roughly a thousand pillows, sporting a small, shy smile as he stared at the screen. "Bug, what?"

She opened her mouth but no words came out. Needless to say, he was unbelievably handsome. Part of the speechlessness was from the shock that he showed his face out of the blue, but obviously, the majority of it was that he was pretty much the most attractive person she'd ever seen. It should be illegal for someone to look that good in a hoodie, especially when pixelated.

"Hmm," he hummed thoughtfully. "Wanna take back what you said earlier?" He bit into another cookie.

"W-what did I say earlier?" Why was she stuttering???

"You said you don't wanna see me and that I'm ugly," he teased.

She paused for too many seconds too long before finally muttering, "you arrogant son of a bitch." He laughed loudly at that.

His eyes crinkled and he threw his head back. So that's what he looks like when he wheezes, she thought to herself, pretty.

Dream shuffled his position on his bed and rested his head on one of his hands. He looked so comfy. "Why are you so quiet, weirdo?" he mumbled.

She set her phone back down and touched her cheeks with her hands and looked away for a moment, grounding herself to the real world for a second. She couldn't process her thoughts when she was staring at a man as gorgeous as Clay. "I don't know, maybe because you gave me no warning before showing me your face? Or because you failed to mention that you're incredibly hot?"

She was so glad she had looked back at her phone or else she would have missed the glorious sight of his cheeks turning bright red before he turned the camera back to his ceiling. "Oh my gosh."

"Aw cute, I made you blush."

"Shut up," he mumbled. "You threatened to not come if I didn't eat something!"

"You didn't have to—you showed me your freaking face just to prove you ate a cookie!! DREAM! I would have believed you if you just said you ate something!" she laughed breathlessly, staring at the phone now for a chance to see him again. "I was joking anyway!"

"Sure you were."

"I was."

"Well, oh well. You deserved to see me anyway."

"Oh, I deserve to see you?" She laughed. "How big is your ego?"

"You know what I meant," he groaned. "You got doxxed by Karl and you met Quackity in person. And you've clearly had a bad day because of all the hate and stuff. You've done a lot of stressful things recently and you deserved to be let in on a secret too."

He was so sweet. Like, tooth-rotting, Halloween candy stash hidden under a kid's bed, upset tummy sweet. She also couldn't get over the fact that he was a million times cuter when he was shy like he was being now, his voice soft and unsure. It contrasted vastly with the confident, loud-mouthed Dream everyone usually saw, though she liked that Dream too. She wished he could show his face for just one more second to see what he looked like shy. Probably sickeningly adorable.

This was it, wasn't it? The chance she had been waiting for to tell him her name? He just let her in on his biggest secret, now he was the one deserving to be let in.

"Y/n," she said with a confident, but soft voice.

There was a long pause. "W-what?"

"Y/n."

He understood the second time immediately. "Y/n..." he tested, the smile in his voice clear as day. "I like it."

"Yeah, well, I guess you deserved to know the secret too."

"I would have been content never knowing."

"Really?" She didn't believe him. He seemed like the type to never be satisfied, always looking for something better. Not in a greedy way, but in a motivational, goal-oriented big achiever way.

"Really," he hummed. "I already feel like you're too good to be true so I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't a real person."

It was silent as she tried to collect her thoughts.

"Bug? You okay?"

"Yeah, I... it's just a lot."

"Sorry."

"No, it's not you. Well... I don't know. I just don't know what I'm supposed to say when you say things like that," she admitted.

He paused. "I think you always have the perfect responses when I say things like that."

"What do I usually say?" She smiled shyly, pulling her hoodie up to her lips.

"You usually call me a nerd or say you can't stand me. 'Oh my gosh I cannot stand you'," he mimicked before laughing.

"What? How is that the perfect response to you saying you can't believe I'm real?"

He hummed and she could practically hear him shrugging. "Because it's a classic Bug response. It's a hundred perfect you. So yeah, it's perfect."

She was silent, trying to compose herself before she exploded.

"By the way, check Twitter."

"Why, are you bragging about me calling you hot?" she teased, hoping to make him blush like she had earlier. It worked.

"Oh my gosh, no. Just look."

She clicked her home button and navigated to the app, her feed instantly flooding with the same similar messages.

"Oh, my gosh," she muttered, her fingers flying away as she typed out her own tweet in response to the love.

Dream chuckled from the other end and when she asked him why, he vaguely said that George texted him but didn't explain further.

"Um, I have to go," she said mournfully. "Karl and Quackity are coming over again."

"Booooo," he pouted.

"Sorry, you aren't the only man in my life," she teased before instantly regretting her choice of words. Too flirty, Y/n, she thought to herself.

"Hm, shame. Am I at least at the top of the list?"

She bit her lips, wanting desperately to repeat what she had told him on their Minecraft date. In the end, she gave in. "I always mean what I say too," she started. "You're my main bitch, baby."

Dream made some sort of sound, a mix of a scoff and a whine but Y/n didn't comment on it, just glowing with heat in her cheeks.

"Leave before I don't let you," he said softly and the heat only grew.

"Goodnight, Dream," she pressed, the tone in her voice letting him know he was being a tease. "Thanks for... thanks for your tweet. And for everything you said earlier."

"Of course. Sorry that you have to see those kinds of things a lot."

"It's okay when I have people like you."

"People like me? What does that mean?"

"Just.... people like you." Cute, sweet, kind, genuine people who make her heart flutter.

She could hear his smile in his words and she figured he knew the unspoken words in her thoughts, the ones she was saying without saying. "Okay. Goodnight, Y/n."

"Goodnight."

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i loved p2 to make it right 🥺 i think its so healthy for them to grow apart so they can be stronger together ugh its so great to see 😤 i was hoping to request for my sweet boy sakusa, maybe a drabble of him planning a date super hard but it ends up being a disaster, like everything that could go wrong went wrong but the reader still has a good time anyway hehe idk im in a soft mood rn but if u dont want to no stress!! have a great day/night:)))

ahh tysm i literally did a little happy dance when I first saw this 🥺this request was so cute, I'm sorry I took so long in writing it. i hope you like it and ty again

sakusa x gn! reader

warnings: none just soft fluff, a few curse words and a Sakusa who is trying his best. maybe slight ooc sakusa?

everything italicized is a flashback, normal font is present.

feedback is much appreciated <3

Komori felt odd when he first woke up this morning. There was just an air to this Monday morning that made him feel like something was off, almost as if he were forgetting something. He spent the entire morning walk to school racking his brain, trying to remember what was so special about today. It wasn’t until he waltzed into his homeroom and found his cousin uncharacteristically laying his head against the desk in defeat that a light bulb went off in his head; Kiyoomi had his first date with y/n last night.

Judging by his body language, along with the “go away” Komori receives from his cousin in response to his cheery good morning, the libero was willing to bet that the date did not go according to plan.

“I take it the date didn’t go too well?” Komori treads delicately as he settles into the desk next to the brooding Sakusa.

“No, not exactly”

“Even after all your extensive planning? I mean, you literally had a plan a, b, and c for incase something went wrong. It was color coded and everything! Nothing that is planned with color coded highlighters and bullet points can possibly go wrong” Motoya explains in a matter-of-fact way.

“Well, it didn’t go to plan. Literally any of the plans” the ace finally lifts his head up, revealing a red spot on his forehead from where he was placing pressure. Komori laughs at his cousin's angry expression until the ace sends him a look that sends shivers up his spine. Even though his face was mostly covered by a mask, Kiyoomi’s glares still made Komori just slightly scared for his life.

“So tell me,” Komori gets comfortable in his seat, getting comfortable as if preparing for a great story time. “what went wrong?”

“Everything” Sakusa deadpans.

“It couldn’t have been that bad?”

“It wasn’t bad per se,” Sakusa pauses to sigh before continuing. “The date was fine, I guess. They didn’t seem upset or anything. But all my plans went to hell”

“Well, what happened?” Motoya impatiently asks, eager to know what has gotten the usually stoic Sakusa all emo.

“It all started when I got onto the train to meet up with them, and the train station was ridiculously full. Not only was it overcrowded, but some kid accidentally spilled his soda all over me. And of course, this happened right as I was getting off the train”

Sakusa pauses his rant before turning himself more towards his relative. This is how Komori knew the real story was just getting started.

“Just as I was about to text y/n that I was going to be late so I could change, they happened to spot me somehow in that train station. And of course, they’re a perfect being so they don’t mind that I look like I pissed myself. But I mind. So I tried getting them to just wait for me while I go home to change, but you know y/n. They’re stubborn as ever. So, we go back to my place together”

“Oh?” Komori wiggles his eyebrows suggestively. “You and your crush go back to your empty house together. I see, I see.” he strokes his imaginary beard inquisitively.

“Don’t even start” the ace rolls his eyes. “The entire way there, I’m not only embarrassed because of the stain on my clothes, but I’m also freaked out that we’re squished so close together”.

“How close?” Komori nosely inquires.

“Very close”

“Like too close?”

“No, not too close. I-I mean yeah kinda, their butt was pressed up to my d- why am I telling you this?!” Sakusa’s blush creeps up his face behind the mask. But even without being able to physically see it, Komori knows his cousin is flustered.

“Because we’re family. But fine, get on with the story” Komori makes a hand motion to continue.

“Whatever, I’m glad my misery is entertaining to you”

“Very much so”

“So we finally got back to my place and of course this happens to be the rare time that both of my parents are home. They’re obviously surprised that I brought someone home, but the worst part is they weren’t even mad that I was trying to bring someone over with nobody else home. In fact, they got excited, too excited”

“In the two minutes it took me to change out of my clothes, they had y/n sandwiched between them on the couch as they brought out all these scrapbooks with a bunch of embarrassing pictures from when I was younger. I honestly didn’t even know they had those pictures!” Sakusa shudders as he recalls the horror he felt when he emerged from his room just to find you giggling along with his parents at a photo album that was foreign to him.

When he finally looked over your shoulder and saw the photo you were stuck on, he all but stopped breathing. There he was, four year old Kiyoomi with a red tear stained face and snot dripping from his nose as he tried his best to not tremble next to the giant creepy mouse animatronic. He never has been a fan of Chuck E. Cheese's.

“That’s rough dude” Komori laughs, earning another glare from the red tinted Sakusa. "I remember that birthday too. Those animals had you messed up"

“Whatever, Afterwards, we finally took the train back to the café I had planned from the beginning. It’s just my luck that as we’re walking there, it starts to rain really hard”

“You just can’t seem to catch a break huh”

“You have no idea” Sakusa sighs out.

“We start running to the café and in the process they grab onto my hand. Except I’m pretty sure my hands were sweaty from being around them. So I tried taking my hand away but then they looked so offended when I did that that I had to suck it up and hold their hand again. Sweat and all”

“Wait, wait, wait” Komori sits up from his previously lax position. “So not only is the great Sakusa Kiyoomi nervous about something, or rather someone, but the germaphobe also holds hands with someone before they have a chance to wash it? You really are whipped for them”

“Whatever, it was just in the heat of the moment” he says, his ear growing hot.

“When we finally get to the café, everything seems back on track. You remember plan a, bullet point three, green section? Where I was going to ask them whether they wanted to, y’know, come to our next game? Well just my fucking luck because as I was asking them, one of their old childhood friends sees them and decided they want to catch up. At that moment, at our table.

Sakusa had just returned back to the table where he had left Y/n alone as he went to pick up their drinks and pastries. Kiyoomi was finally feeling a sense of relief, partly due to being back on track but also because he was going to drink his latte and hopefully warm up from the still pelting rain. His head was already running through possible ways to ask y/n out to their game the following weekend. That is until his bubble burst when he saw some strange person sitting in his spot, talking y/n’s ear off as they just politely nod along. The stranger doesn't seem to catch onto the apologetic tone y/n uses when introducing the two guys to each other.

“y/n is too polite to say anything to this random stranger who probably doesn’t wash their hands thoroughly, so he sits with us for the rest of the date. And no, I'm not exaggerating” the frustrated ace rolls his eyes.

Some deity must have been looking out for Sakusa and graced him with patience he’s never had before. Sakusa managed to sit through the entire hour-long discussion between y/n and their old friend, who Saksua later found out that they were never very close to even in their childhood. This only silently enraged him more.

Once the rain cleared up and the date crasher left, Sakusa checked his phone to see how much longer they had together, only to realize that it was time for Y/n to head back home. He does his best to not sound disappointed when he vocalizes this observation, but he was not the thespian he believed to be. Y/n caught on to his mood change and slid their fingers through slightly sweaty ones. They follow up by asking him if he could walk them back home, to which he agrees but with a slight pout on his lips. Not that he didn't want to walk you home, but more so that he spent the majority of the date dealing with his mistakes and not really getting to be with you alone. Nevertheless, Sakusa lightly squeezes their interlaced hand before beginning the trek back to their house. The two finally manage to enjoy each other's company as they breath in the post-rain air and overlook the sun that was setting over the horizon. The sky is painted in beautiful shades of orange and purple that will forever remind Sakusa of you; too perfect to ever be replicated in all its vibrant shades and hues. Unbeknownst to each other, y/n was enjoying every moment with him. They take the long way home while Sakusa purposely slowed down his usually fast walking pace, both trying to relish in every moment together.

“Did you two kiss

“N-no. I mean, it was barely our first date and even if I was thinking about i-it, their brother opens the door before I could even try to”. The ace rested his head on the palm of his hand and looks out the window in disappointment.

The moment was there, when they finally arrived at y/n’s front door. The neighborhood silent, the wind lightly breezing through as the moon illuminated the two lovers in a way a street lamp could never. Eyes twinkling for each other and each other only as their hands remained interlocked.

"I really had fun today Sakusa, thank you. This walk was really nice too, I don't think I'll ever be able to not think about you whenever I walk down this path again" they smile a smile to beautiful that Sakusa almost forgot to respond. For a minute there, he forgot he was speaking to another person, and not a painting from the romanticism era.

"well maybe I'll just have to be here whenever you take this path again. so you don't have to miss me" he softly says, zipping up their jacket as a cool breeze rushes by them.

"Maybe you're right. This will jut have to be our journey and our journey only" In that moment, gravity seemed to work in Sakusa’s favor as it drew in their faces close. Right as their eyes were fluttering shut and their lips were mere millimeters from another, the front door swung open with aggression as y/n's older brother loudly announced it was now the end of their date.

“So you mean to tell me that after all you went through in that single day, you still didn’t get a kiss from them? Not even on the cheek?!” Sakusa solemnly shakes his head while Komori groans loudly, receiving side glances from the other students that were beginning to file in for class.

“Damn. That really is a bad date. Maybe you should go back to laying your head down” Komori sympathetically suggests. If he went through a date as traumatizing as that, he doesn’t even think he’d be able to show up to school the next day. In his eyes, Sakusa Kiyoomi was a brave man.

“I think I will, wake me up if there’s anything important-”

“Uh good morning Kiyoomi-kun!!” as if he were being risen from the dead, the curly haired spiker eyes light up as he raises his head and turns to the source of the angelic voice; you.

“G-good morning, y/n-san”

“Hi y/n!” Komori interjects.

“Hey Komori. Uh Omi-kun, can I have a moment real quick with you?”

“Sure” he says, his chair making a scraping noise as he stands up and follows his crush out to the nearly empty hallway.

“I’m gonna make this quick since class is about to start but-” and with no other words, y/n pulls down sakusa’s mask and presses their lips onto his. If it weren’t for the fact that he was caught off guard, he would’ve deepened the kiss by holding their face with both his hands. Or maybe by resting one at the nape of their neck. Perhaps a a hand on their waist? Anything for this moment to last longer.

“I had a lot of fun yesterday” they say, slightly out of breath after parting from Sakusa’s lips. “I know it didn’t go all to plan, and I’m sorry about the rain. And my old friend. And then my brother. But I really did have a lot of fun!”

“You don’t have to lie to me y/n. It was a bad first date”

“What? No, no, no, I had a lot of fun! Why would you say that? ” they ask with slight hurt in their voice

“Because I was late, and then we had to go back and fourth and god, my parents! Those pictures were so embarrassing, please do me a favor and forget all about them. Plus the rain and then we ran out of time and just, I'm sorry” he lets out.

y/n says nothing as they grab both his hands and hold them together in their grasp. They rub gentle circles over his knuckles before starting up again

“Well, I don’t typically meet the parents on the first date but it was still cute so I will never forget those pictures. And even though we were all over the place, I didn’t mind at all. Because I enjoy being with you, Kiyoomi. Even if it’s the most boring task on the earth, I don’t mind doing it as long as I’m with you”

Sakusa stands there at a loss for words while the two of you stare into each other’s eyes for what felt like forever, but in reality was just a few seconds. The bell can be heard chiming in the distance, signaling that class was about to start for the day but neither of you budge.

“Well, I gotta go. Don’t want to be late to class, but I’ll see you later?” y/n finally breaks the pause after seeing the doubt that was swirling in his eyes disappear.

“Y-yeah” Sakusa agrees as Y/n dreadfully lets go of his much larger hands. Just as they turn around and make their way to their homeroom, Sakusa feels the same rush of adrenaline he does whenever he spikes a winning ball.

“y/n!” he calls out and right as you turn around, he is now the one to capture your lips in a surprise kiss. It lasts maybe a moment or two but in those seconds, Sakusa memorizes the feeling of your lips and has it ingrained into his brain. If he could, he would spend the rest of the day kissing you.

“This Friday, I have a game. Think you can make it?” he boldly asks, ignoring the second warning bell.

“O-of course. I’ll be there! And I promise this time without childhood friends or protective older brothers”

“Good '' Sakusa smiles just as Komori violently opens the door to rush Sakusa in before the teacher arrives. He reluctantly steps away from you as you offer him one last smile before the door gets slammed shut and the day begins.

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu x gn!reader #haikyuu sfw #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa x reader #sakusa x gn!reader #sakusa fluff #sakusa drabble #sakusa scenarios #sakusa sfw #komori motoya #hq sakusa #blu's library

[lasquadrasfuckhouse]

Hi if I may I wanna request LS hcs, like what's their reaction to reader getting injured in a mission and calling the bois to drive to pick them up? Like, through the call they could just tell sth bad happened to reader. (And can u make it gn? Thx very much I love ur writings!!)

AH THE GOOD OL HURT/COMFORT

thank u sm!!! 🥺 and i make everything gender neutral by default so no worries there my love (i want these boys to care for my they/themmie ass)

la squadra helping their injured partner home 🤕

risotto ✂️

the moment risotto heard something off in your voice, a quaver or unsteady breath, his heart stopped. he'll ask if you're injured, and when you say yes, he's already up and on his way

he keeps calm, and first of all he's making sure it's not bad enough that you need a hospital. if you reassure him honestly that it's not that severe, he tells you to stay put and wait for him and he doesn't waste a second. he may insist you stay on the phone with one of the others while he drives.

and he's driving as fast as he can without being reckless. you're so important to him, and even if he's reassured that you're not dying, the thought of you hurt and alone--his heart can't take it. all that mattered was getting to you and making sure you're safe, so he didn't ask yet how the injury happened--but if someone hurt you and they're still alive, they won't be for much longer. and he won't make it quick, he thinks with his jaw clenched and a hard grip on the steering wheel.

but he's all gentleness with you when he gets there. he's relieved beyond belief that you are, in fact, alive, but his heart is in his throat seeing you injured. if you'll let him, he'll pick you up and place you in the passenger seat. he looks you over and does quick fixes to last you until you get home.

he's still tense in the car. he'll ask how it happened; if it was an accident or the target you already dealt with, he'll be reassured. if it was someone else who's still kickin, he's already making plans. but still, his focus is you. at every red light, he's taking a hand off the wheel to rest on your shoulder, your knee, to hold your hand, just to soothe him that you're there. eventually, you just keep one hand on his knee. he can't express how grateful he is for your grounding presence.

you've done well. just... be more careful, amore.

he can breathe again once you're both safe at home and you can be properly patched up. he'll stay with you until you fall asleep, then stay a little longer.

prosciutto 🚬

something is wrong. it's not a question. explain that you're injured, and he's on his way. you're not hospital injured, but he doesn't waste his time. he'll want to know immediately what happened and will scold you for being reckless, but he's just shaken. he's determined to stay calm for you though and keep you calm.

he will definitely get one of the others to stay on the phone with you while he drives (and he's going as fast as he can). he's not taking any chances. if you got hurt again after calling him, when he's supposed to look out for you, he'd never forgive himself.

he's also turning the whole mission over in his head (from what you've told him) while he's goin, and tapping his finger on the steering wheel, because yes injuries happen, but.... he can't bear the thought of you getting hurt. you've told him the extent of it, but he's conjuring up a whole other round of scolding when he sees it in person.

but then he does see you, and all that goes out the window, because his nurturing instincts kick in and all he can think of is taking care of you. he's speaking softly and hushes you soothingly if you make a pained noise. he doesn't want to linger, so he gathers you quickly to the car and takes off again

he's instructing you on breathing through the pain in a calm tone. helping you focus keeps him focused, too. when you get home, he's all gentle touches as you're being treated, and he does the forehead touch to ground himself in your presence.

pesci 🎣

is everything okay? he's all worried, cause you don't sound okay. you say you're injured, and his throat gets tight. he promises you he'll be right there, lay low and keep yourself safe he's getting there as fast as he can!!!

and he rushes. he's kinda freaking out. he's more than kinda freaking out actually because you're all alone and you're hurt and the thought of it makes his eyes prick, but he steadies himself because he can't drive if he's crying and he's gotta get to you. you're his partner, you called him, you put your faith in him and he will not let you down

the moment he sees you he's spilling apologies that he didn't come with you for the mission because maybe he could've prevented this. you tell him not to blame himself. he swallows and nods and VERY gently helps you into the car, he's terrified of getting you more hurt. his hands are shaky while he gets you stable and comfortable but he doesn't half ass it in the slightest.

he glances over at you when he can but he drives Very carefully on the way home, he wants to keep you safe. he'll ask you to tell him about the mission, or offers to just listen if you want to talk about something else, get your mind off it.

he fusses and frets over you when you get home but he's relieved that you're safe. if someone hurt you and you didn't get to them first--yeah, they're dead meat. no more mr. nice fishy.

formaggio 🧀

he'll be like, babe u good??? tell him you're injured and he says not to worry, he'll be right there, hang tight okay? he's gonna get you home safe, he loves u.

he keeps a rather level head because he's just focused entirely on you, on making sure you're gonna be okay cause what kind of boyfriend would he be otherwise?? he can't help but feel like, even when you're down and out, you're his guiding star.

when he reaches you he's showering you in reassuring affection, he's looking you over and doting on you with all his fond pet names, kissing your cheeks. he holds you close as he helps you to the car and insists you take it easy, let him do all the legwork here okay? you're not hospital injured so he's a bit more relaxed, helps you relax, he'll get you home and you'll be all patched up, don't worry about a thing.

he drives carefully, but he keeps one hand on your knee or holds your hand. he'll ask you to tell him about the mission and praise you for your work, and injuries happen so if you're worried about it don't be, you did amazing. he'll generally just fill the space and try to cheer you up, make you laugh. if he does get you laughing, he's smiling and giving you a little squeeze. he loves your laugh.

he makes a big show of ayyy i'll take care of you when you're home, absolutely dotes on you and if he's not cuddling you he's fetching you whatever you need.

illuso ✨

his throat dries up and he goes entirely tense when he hears something off in your voice. what's wrong. he'll say it in a way that's both hushed and sharp, more an insistence than a question, he's not mad he's just extremely fucking apprehensive. tell him you're injured, and he'll feel more rigid than a statue for a moment. he'll ask how bad, you say not hospital bad but you need help getting home, and then he's moving fast and direct and telling you he's on his way right now, do not move.

oh honey he is speeding. he's speeding and taking any detours he knows (and he knows everything he's the info guy) and probably flipping off whoever honks at him without even a glance. his eyes are straight ahead and glaring at the road because you're hurt and he wasn't fucking there so on god he's gonna be so fucking there now.

something in his chest twists seeing you hurt. he's insistent but gentle in checking you over, not wanting to overlook a scrape, and is extremely careful helping you to the car. he doesn't speed home, but the only thing on his mind is getting you there so your wounds can be treated. he's still very stiff and he doesn't say much, but he will quietly ask what happened. hearing about how you got hurt makes his jaw twitch, especially if someone hurt you.

expect him to hover. he only really relaxes when ur all patched up, and he'll sigh and play with your hair, and once it's just the two of you he'll gently kiss your forehead.

if you were hurt by someone and they're still alive, he will find them and make sure they are very much not alive with his own hands, probably by the end of the night if he has any say in it

melone 🍈

he's very calm. tell him you're injured and he's in medic mode, gently telling you to give him the rundown. he's already making quick assessments about it, decides based on your injuries/your preference whether he takes a car or his motorbike (the bike is faster but the car is more stable). he'll ask one of the others to stay on the phone with you and keep you calm while he gets there.

stay put, amore. don't strain yourself, and don't worry. i'm on my way right now.

he keeps his level head but he's still going as fast as he can. if he opted for the bike, he's taking detours through alleys to get to you quicker. he doesn't give himself room to worry, he knows how to stabilize himself so he can take care of you.

when he gets to you, he's methodical and efficient but sweet, speaking softly and praising and encouraging. he gets the most immediate stuff out of the way so he can get you home, and once you're settled in the car/on the bike, he kisses your cheek before taking off.

if you're on the bike, he has you in front with your back to his chest, and feeling comforted by holding you close. either way, he drives carefully and still keeps his calm, gentle tone. once you're all patched up at home, he gives you a long, loving kiss.

ghiaccio ❄️

he'll say you sound off, and there's a spike of worry. say you're injured and he's bolting up and going WHAT!!!!! stay there and DONT FUCK URSELF UP MORE he's on his way rn

ghiaccio already drives like a maniac (which is ironic considering how protective he is of his car) but YOU'RE hurt and alone? nuh uh. not on his watch. he's running red lights, leaning over the steering wheel with his eyes on the prize, and grinding his teeth. he's kicking himself for not coming with you on the mission.

when his car screeches to a halt he's just vaulting over the open convertible to u and demanding let me see let me see what happened etc. he's not harsh at all tho especially in how he checks you over and fusses, he gets ur ass in the car and takes u directly home. he wants to be fast but he also doesn't want to jostle u so he drives like, marginally carefully, by his standards

if someone injured you and they're still alive, he shouts he'll get the bitch himself. he'll also say in his ranting that he should have been there with you. you tell him honestly that it's not his fault; he just grumbles.

he hovers and snaps at the others if they're not extremely gentle with you as you get patched up. once it's just the two of you, he clings (carefully). be more careful, dumbass, he mutters, and kisses your cheek.

sorbet and gelato 🔪🍦

reach sorbet first, and his eyes will narrow at your strained voice, as if he could just glare at whatever was bothering you to make it go away. he's already up and his hands are twitching when he asks what's wrong, and at that point gelato pesters him to go on speaker. reach gelato first, he'll just ask right away if you're hurt, and when you say yes, he puts you on speaker without sorbet having to do anything.

they're already on their way, and one keeps you on the line while the other drives. and no matter who it is, they're driving like a fucking crazy person, running every red light and tires squealing. gelato does most of the talking, like always. he's asking you about the injuries, trying to keep your spirits up, and praising you for a job well done on the mission. he'll ask how the injury happened, and his tone is still light, but you know your boyfriends have murder on their minds if someone hurt you. and if someone did, and you didn't get to them first, gelato will go, hmm. we'll fix that. sorbet agrees with mmhm.

once they're there (and they're there very fast), they're both looking you over and doing quick fixes with gentle hands. gelato will coo at you for how brave and tough you are, and sorbet may just pull you into his lap and nuzzle your cheeks together. he will probably carry you to the car even if you can walk fine.

whoever isn't driving will gently cuddle you and cover ur face in kisses in the backseat, and they're driving more carefully now so as not to throw you around. gelato will chatter about whatever to help you feel alright, and sorbet will get his quips in. getting you to laugh is a victory.

one of them is literally always touching you. if someone else is tending to your wounds and they try to fuss about one or the other being in the way, they'll tell em to deal with it as long as it isn't bothering you. get ready to be squished (carefully) between two cuddly boyfriends until you're better; they love you so much and just want to care for you, it hurts their hearts that you got hurt without them there, so they're not letting you go now.

if someone hurt you and they're still kickin, they'll ask if you want to be there to do em in, or if they can go ahead. if you want to be there, they'll pace about having to wait because the thought of someone who dared to hurt you still breathing makes their hands itch, but they Will wait until you've healed up some. you take the reins on the hit in that case, and they'll be happy to follow your lead. if you say they can go ahead, they both grin. they're gonna leave that fucker as a smear when they're done.

#HOOGH!!!!! FINISHED THIS #it got a bit long lol #injury -/ #la squadra #la squadra x reader #risotto nero #prosciutto #pesci #formaggio #illuso #melone #ghiaccio #sorbet #gelato #vento aureo #ask

[lsk3nn3dys]

hi can i request shinso comforting their s/o? their s/o got a haircut and they dont like it so they feel really insecure about it. even though people say it looks nice, s/o doesnt believe it and she thinks that shinso might not like them anymore. so shinso comforts them about it 🥺 aaaaa sorryyyyy but i feel like shit rn and your writings are really cute and i need a shinso comforting me atm BUT its okay no pressure if you cant 💕

Hitoshi Shinsou comforting his S/O, who doesn't like their new haircut

A/N: This is my first hurt/comfort story, so sorry if it's not to your liking.

Word Count: 0.9k

"Come on, you look super, duper cute," Mina pats your shoulder.

"Yeah, I agree you look adorable," Hagakure chirps from the other side of you with her floating clothes. You'd just gotten a haircut, and you didn't like it, and you were sure no one else did either. Everyone's just saying they like it to be nice, which didn't make you feel any better.

"Yeah, thanks," you mutter, still not convinced. Mina and Hagakure exchange looks, and they notice your upset self.

"Hey, you, if you want, we can—" you cut Mina off before she can finish.

"It's fine," you throw your hands up in front of you in somewhat of a defense. You look to the two of them before continuing. "I have somewhere to be." You then scurry off. You weren't really lying to them because you really did have somewhere to be. You're meeting Shinsou back at the house you both shared. When he comes home, you both go out for a date, but you can't go out like this. Maybe you can try to fix your hair before he gets home. Maybe you should cancel. But you guys are so busy these days, so it's hard to find time to spend together. You decide to stick with your first thought and head back to your house, ready.

You clamper to the bathroom with every hair care product you could find and some scissors. You hope this will all be enough to help you. You scatter everything on the bathroom floor and sit in front of it all, wondering where you should start. Maybe using some hair gel might help, you think. Or maybe using a straightener? You're at a bit of a loss. You begin to use the hair gel to maybe control the mess on your head. After finishing, you end up washing the gel out in the sink.

Onto plan B. You get the straightener out and begin to forcefully straighten each piece of your hair. At first, it wasn't looking as bad, and you're starting to think it isn't looking so bad. However, when you finished, it looked even worse than before. You look to the curler and think maybe that'll work. You are wrong in that assessment. You're frustrations make you begin to cry from it all. Tears start to fall when you look to the last thing you can use.

With nothing left to do, you look to the scissors that have been idly waiting for you. You grab them, ready to just get rid of your hair instead of dealing with it. However, you cannot make the first cut because someone bursts into the room just before.

"Oh! Sorry, I thought there was no one in here. I'll just..." it's Shinsou who's home early. You don't meet his gaze from your burning embarrassment because he caught you. When he sees the scene, he's immediately by your side and concerned. "What's wrong? Are you alright, Y/N?" He wipes one of your tears that started to fall.

"I...I," you can't even finish your sentence because of your crying self.

"It's okay, take your time," he looks at you with the deepest care. "You can tell me when you're ready." You nod sheepishly as you collect yourself before telling him everything. You say it all, and you're ready for him to just break up with you right there. Not that you'd blame him.

"I'm sorry that you have to see me like this. I understand if you want to leave," you cry. He looks away from you for a second, which makes your heart sink. When his gaze goes to you again, he puts one hand on your cheek.

"I'm not going to leave. You look more beautiful right now than I've ever seen you," he says to uplift you.

"You don't have to lie to me," you mutter.

"I'm not lying to you, Y/N. I'm completely serious," the face he gives does look like he's not lying. "I'm not really the best when it comes to comforting people, so I'm sorry. If I'm not doing it right, you can just punch my shoulder." You both chuckle a bit at that last part. "But, you always comfort me, and you always say the right thing. It's something I really love about you." Your cheeks get a bit hot from his compliment.

"But I look..." you trail off, and your tears begin falling again.

"Beautiful. You always look beautiful," he touches your forehead with his. "I know you're insecure, but honestly, I think you have no reason to be. You're perfect. I love everything about you, including your cute new hair." You sniffle a bit.

"Th-thank you," you say quietly.

"If anyone has weird hair, it's probably gonna be me," he jabs at himself. You break away, ready to immediately deny his claim and say how handsome he is. "I'm only kidding. Don't worry, sorry, I probably shouldn't have said that." You shake your head.

"It's okay," you say. He scratches the back of his neck.

"So, are you feeling better? Again, I'm sorry if that wasn't the right stuff to say. I'm kinda new to this sort of thing. Like I said, I'm usually the really insecure one," he rambles.

"You did good," you say simply, and he pulls you into a hug.

"If you're ever sad, you know you can talk to me, right?" he asks. You nod your head that's on his shoulder. "I'll try my best to help you be happy again in any way I can because I'll always be there for you no matter what."

⊹ ⋆ﾟ꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹

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[it9chi]

Hiii I don’t know if your taking request and if your not it’s fine you can totally ignore this lol :P but if you are can you do the trend of the pretty best friends with maybe Akaashi, Bokuto, and kuroo 🙈 by the way I loved the way you write the characters

how they blind react to the audio “i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, always one of them gotta be ugly” from tiktok + find the first part here

kuroo:

man doing this to kuroo would be so funny

cs we know he lowkey prideful

so this would “”potentially”” hurt his ego

at least when it comes to you

cs this bitch hates losing to you no matter what

like he’s not like this to kenma usually

and u tell him its bc kenma is his favorite bestie

then he’s all like: noo ahaha who said i like kenma more than u? ahah who sed that cut the cameras

then proceeds to baby and pamper kenma right in front u

smh kuroo we were friends first 

ANYWAY SO

just like oikawa, he likes inviting himself to your tiktoks, selfies, etc u know the drill

so roping him in your tiktok would be easy breezy

you set up ur camera and pretend you were getting ready to dance to that fishing pole reel it in tiktok

(also prior to this u told him abt wanting to do that tiktok w him)

and just like you predicted it, kuroo is now magically next to you smirking and shit at the camera

pulling a debby ryan yes king pop off

then the audio plays: “i aint never seen two pretty best friends. always one of them gotta be ugly”

KUROO NEVER LOOKED SO OFFENDED IN HIS LIFE

kuroo goes :O like you did something so scandalous in front of him

even if the camera didnt hear his voice, its still kinda obvious that he said “chibi chan~”

now its ur turn to gasp

mf smirks at your reaction and picks you up like a sack of potatoes and throws you over his shoulder

all of that caught in camera

and right when he was gonna throw you on the bed the camera stops recording

y’all blow up overnight ;)))

the comments: “they gotta be more than friends!!”

“sis i’ll be his best friend if u don’t want to be his bestie anymore”

kodzuken: so y’all a thing now or-

bonus: what actually happened is kuroo tickled u and showed no mercy nor remorse </33

bokuto:

ahh yes bokuto

bokuto beam besties !!!!!

ft. a very very tired akaashi

you pull this shit to mess with the team

perks being the other fukurodani manager

(this is why konoha lowkey hates u but its okay queen u lowkey hate him too (as a joke)) 

ANYWAYS

so managers have to settle things right before practice starts right

after helping yukie and kaori, y’all had extra time

this is when u call bokuto in 

“bokuto lets film a tiktok real quick!” you call out to ur bestie who was with akaashi and konoha

bokuto immediately dips on them and runs to you

“what are we dancing to today?”

we know this bitch can dance lets not lie to ourselves rn

u tell him u want to do that hit the quan remix trend on tiktok and he agrees

mf even knows the step already so uh anywayz

this is the part where brokuto gets bamboozled

you click record and bokuto starts rubbing his hands together like hes about to throw that ass back and start dancing religiously

til the audio plays

“i aint never seen two pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly”

so that played throughout the gym

konoha and akaashi stop talking and turned their attention to you and bokuto

the realization settles in and bokuto frowns

and everyone in the gym thinks his emo mode is about to work up and they’re all about to run to him 

before bokuto lets out a big cackle

“you’re so funny sometimes, y/n” bokuto wipes a tear from his eyes from laughing so much  

bokuto suddenly goes quiet til mf starts chasing you around the gym

“BOKUTO IM SORRY” you screeched as you ran for your life

“nOPE! IF I CATCH YOU IT MEANS YOURE THE UGLY BEST FRIEND” he retorts, catching up on you

in the end the video caught u guys running around the gym

konoha took this as a chance to repost your video with the caption “what a dumbass” 

akaashi:

akaashi and this tiktok huh.....

do u know who u’re doing this to ??????

like akaashi???

akaashi keiji ?????????????????????????????????

this audio and akaashi just dont get along at all... like ... UGLY??? 

all in all im p sure this thing would backfire 

and im not even joking luv xoxo

ANYWAY SO

you do this at home bc ... u dont want to embarauz urself doing this at school cs what if someone saw u calling THE akaashi ugly 

so yeah u have this thing w akaashi where y’all just chill at ur respective homes for no reason at all

#bestietingz

and since akaashi is a genuinely nice guy and is a rlly rlly close friend of urs, he wont say no to ur vague requests <3

“keiji let’s do a tiktok together” you shake his arm as the mf reads a fucking book

“hmm okay” he hums, putting the book down

not forgetting to bookmark the page ! bookmark king ! knows his shit ok im getting sidetracked

you set ur phone down and angle it right

akaashi just does the bread face :] respecting ur viewers!

even if ur viewers r just the fukorodani team at best... maybe even some nekoma students bUT THATS NOT THE POINT HERE

ur trying so hard not to laugh and its so painfully obvious ur hiding something like akaashi is alr dreading cs he doesnt know what ur planning

so u press record and the audio rolls in

“i aint never seen two pretty best friends, always one of them gotta be ugly”

it turns to an awkward silence after that

cs akaashi didnt rlly know how to react

like he knows this shit is corny and just..... he cant even describe it oh god

and ur like looking at him for a reaction

hes just there like: :] ......

LIKE YOU TWO R ALREADY MAKING EYE CONTACT

AND UR LIKE COVERING UR MOUTH TRYING NOT TO LAUGH UR LIKE

“DO U GET IT??”

and akaashi is like: “yes i do :]” 

AND UR LIKE: THEN WHATS UP WITH THIS REACTION

then he’s all like: “nothing. i know you’re not ugly and u shouldn’t let that meme define who you are because you are beautiful”

like a mf poet making ur heart melt 

u put a closed caption thingie mabober before u post it cs u wanted to let ppl know who or how tf ur bestie acts and damn right hes right !!! ur not ugly neither is he !!!

the comments when u posted it are all asking for his contact information and the just like

“SIS I WANT HIM”

“WHATS HIS @??”

even bokuto commented like: THATS MY AKAASHI RIGHT THERE !!!!

and kuroo responds with: u cant win over him bro

and then bokuto replies again with: DUDE

#reqs #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu headcanons #kuroo x reader #kuroo imagines #kuroo headcanons #bokuto x reader #bokuto imagines #akaashi x reader #akaashi imagines #akaashi headcanons #bokuto headcanons #ans