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ikram1909 · 8 months

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ngl player hate doesn’t usually get to me much because that’s just how sports are, rival fans will always hate on rival teams players. however gavi hate REALLY gets to me and bothers me i feel like i need to write essays to defend him 😭 mostly bc the things people think about him are literally the opposite of his actual personality it genuinely bothers me. and he’s so young too. like damn leave him alone

Gavi hate gets me so heated because it's so unprovoked and exaggerated. I'm sorry but a few shoves and pushes who are mostly in retaliation anyway are in no way proportionate with the vicious amount of hate he gets on social media and even to his face like he literally does nothing to deserve the treatment he gets. People act like he sends players to the hospital every game when in reality he has never hurt or injured a player ever but do you know how many bastards purposely tried to hurt him unprovoked? I've lost count at this point. 35 yo perisic literally performed a wwe move on him and could've seriously hurt a KID and it was okay somehow but Gavi does a TACTICAL FOUL on Modric and he gets death threats and an insane amount of people wishing career ending injuries on him. You can't tell me any of these people are sane, there's no way. And the last straw for me was people attacking him over that video of him hyping Lewa before the penalty like they were acting like he punched him in the face it was so? Why would he fight his teammate who just won his beloved club a penalty that could win them the game? I swear all his haters share one half of a braincell between them all. Nvm that he and lewa are literally bestfriends but what would these idiots know? They saw how the Madrid media portrays him and jumped on that hate train because why would they look for facts and form their own opinions when they can just be sheep instead? Free thinking is too exhausting for the simple minded. And it's the same for how they talk about him as a player. Not a single one of them actually watched him play football, they just tweet their little rating apps screenshot and think they did something. I've reached the point where the easiest way for me to judge if someone actually knows ball or not is ask them about Gavi. If they just repeat the same tired narrative about how he does nothing then I just don't bother with them. There's no point arguing with people who can't even be bothered to think for themselves. Anyways, I'm glad he doesn't let the slander get to him and he refuses to allow them to change who he is. He's a tough kid and very grounded and that's such a relief for me.

#pablo gavi #baby waby #siempre en me equipo #siempre contigo

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sucrows · 2 days

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(not nsfw) after seeing the new characters i hope mr nice is like an embarrassing pathetic sassy father figure to them. they look so cute and he looks so goofy like they'd share the same braincell mr nice has the most stupid ideas regarding business that causes headaches to Ibara and the new fresh idols just follow him like little ducklings (and it somehow ends well)

ngl i think he might grow on me a fair bit. the fact that he's younger than Rinne baffles me though

#asks #ask.nicearnebthunder #i have to full name him i agree with the people saying ''mr. nice'' doesnt sound right

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e-adlirez · 9 months

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Violet is canonically the most sarcastic and shade-imparting character in the Thea Stilton books.... I wish they put this personality more in the Special Edition books as well, cause she seems like such a scaredy cat in those

Also they've turned Paulina into the "smart one" and Violet into the "artistic one" when Paulina is actually the techy one and Violet is the smart one (walking encyclopedia, remember)

Also i kinda want a scene in a special edition book where Violet absolutely snaps and punches someone cause lord knows she's been dealt with the worst luck out of them all haha

First one, definitely agree. Violet kept her unashamed tendency to diss shade in the Italian books, but Scholastic seems to nerf or cut these when they can-- there's a scene in the first Treasure Seekers where she very cartoonishly (but relatably) shuts down the girls trying to take a million pictures of the same place in Scotland when she just wants to take a nap, but this scene was changed in English to be her just calmly saying "eh, I think we have enough pictures for one day, I just wanna sleep". I do love the little bits where Vi gets scared in the books because I love my blorbo and ngl her formerly loner ass turning to her friends for comfort is adorable to me, but she could use some shade. Maybe roast Sirius for his dem labyrinth that was a PITA to get past, or the Crystal Fairies because the mechanics of their world make literally no sense whatsoever (I will dissect the crap outa that world at some point, mark my words).

I mean, Paulina and Violet have always shared the role of the smart one since they both fulfill the same group role in different flavors that come in handy in different situations. As much as I love Violet being unable to rely on her book smarts because real life isn't as simple as words make things out to be and I find the results funny, it would be nice for Violet to be able to use her book smarts in a mythological context. Maybe some nice comparisons, maybe even some educated guessing using the general knowledge she's built up over the years? Both of them are smort, it's just that Paulina's been given the braincell more and more in the special editions.

And third, hi you caused a burst of inspiration that created this

A-and it went into brainrot limbo for a month or two

Whoops . .

Enjoy

Edit: OH YE UH IT'S READ RIGHT TO LEFT BECAUSE I'M PRACTICING MANGA FORMAT HAHA :'D I FORGOR TO BRING THIS UP

With how wild her luck is in situations like these, feel free to imagine how this would turn out.

I'm so sorry for the late reply Anon, I hope you're still around and I hope you like it ^^'

#thea stilton #thea sisters #special edition #I yassified arvin a lil' bit #just a smidgeon #he deserves to be more than a generic-ass villain mcgee #as a treat #i received the ask like a month ago #and i only finished it yesterday #lord save me from my brainrot

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noahtally-famous · 1 year

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EPISODE THREE THOUGHTS

zee’s pronouns are he/they, no I don’t take criticism

the health part of me who grew up with my doctor mum is going 🤨 at priya’s breakfast-and-training regime. girl, that is not gonna be good on your stomach--you shouldn’t eat and exercise, and especially not at the same time!

kinda funny how priya and her parents’ goals are switched from the typical desi goal--instead of her parents wanting her to go to med school, priya wants to. and her parents just want her to win a reality show 😂

:0 raj and bowie interacting for the first time??? oho!

raj’s panic at splattering that goop on bowie’s shirt and trying to fix (*cough* making it worse) + bowie putting his hand over raj’s and saying it’s fine + awkward raj = adoreableness

aaaand wayne’s gonna be a cockblocker, isn’t he? 🤦‍♀️

“see you later, bowie” 🥺

I agree with you there, millie, the human race is in serious jeopardy

wayne and raj share only one braincell which bounces between them randomly

PRETTY BOY hjkdhkjhfkdfh stg literally every character in this season is some form of gay, whether they realize it or not

agreed, priya, I want him gone too, but alas 😔

chase pls stop 😭 at least apologize first, for cutting the brakes before you start making moves on emma again bc I still cannot get over the fact that you actually did that!!

ngl though ripper has a solid point: chase is your typical Pretty Boy

“yeah, he looks great-I MEAN he’s doing great!” raj, hun, the denial doesn’t look good on you

damien’s like the dj of the group--except with less adoration of animals and cooking

nichelle bby....this is painful to watch 😭

yeah mk’s def a combo of scarlett and noah. that sarcasm is def smth noah would say too

“why would you name a wig jerry?” “I think that’s the stuntman’s name” “oh yeah that makes way more sense”

nichelle, no offense, but maybe you should have your existential crisis after winning??

YES SCARY GIRL, SLAY

rip jerry when nichelle gets back, you’re gonna be a dead man

#total drama spoilers #total drama #total drama revival #kit stuff #kit speaks #noahtally-famous #td spoilers #td #total drama revival episode rambles

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majycka · 2 years

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A deranged ("and not totally delusional") analysis of Gojo’s type ft. visuals from yours truly, my shipper braincells

Ok one thing that’s apparent here it’s most likely they are Waka Inoue, Geto, aaaaaannnnnd Utahime.

First off, let’s analyze these given people in a three way diagram.

Now that’s established, let’s zoom in between two people.

1. Geto and Utahime.

SIMILARITIES ARE BLARING RIGHT AT YAAAA FACEEE. Traditional Clothing. Half tied long dark hair. (There’s the facial scar if u consider Getwo). More to that, there’s PERSONAL TRAITS AS WELL.

THIS PANEL RIGHT HERE! and as said by the JJK wiki

After defeating Yuta's classmates, Suguru cried and expressed the joy he felt seeing young sorcerers work together to protect one another. With a crazed smile, Suguru cried out and stated it was the type of world he longed for.

And you know who else values teamwork??

Kyoto Tech with even a whole ass arc to showcase that which is probably influenced by none other than their teacher, Utahime Iori.

Yes, Uta and Geto aren’t EXACTLY alike with their ideology as Geto falls more in the unhinged side of things. Buttt aside from that, there’s the uniquely butting head dynamic of Gojo with them, and also he ABSOLUTELY trusts them.

2. Waka and Utahime

Model Waka Inoue and utahime actually have the same hobbies and interests (drinking beer, singing, sports!!!) (Shout out for this twit thread for this research! all evidence are there as well which came from a translated version of Waka Inoue’s Japan Wikipedia)

Also some of their name kanjis share the same ones for Waka poetry(a Japanese poem type)

and in that poetry, they used this punctuation called “Ioriten” (HMMM IORI LIKE AS IS THE UTAHIME IORI!!) and it’s used to mark the start of a song (UTAHIME’S CT YOU ALL) That manga panel revealed that gojo change into that wallpaper in 2006 which could mean that uta’s 20 y/o, legal to drink alcohol in japan. By then, It be might that Gojo found out she likes beer that much.

3. Waka and Geto

Ngl, dont really much to say here but Geto is the one who pointed out the wallpaper change and thats already a GUARANTEED connection there.

And to answer the mystery box, Gojo’s relationships with them hold superficiality in varying degrees.

Obviously, Waka Inoue is that silly ol' celeb crush of teen hormoned Gojo. What couldn’t get more superficial than that!

For Geto’s case, Gojo wasn’t really able stop Geto from going into unhinged path cuz he was too busy being The Strongest and all, but still Gojo did try and he noticed. It wasn't completely Gojo’s fault though as it was Geto’s ideology that he held closely. Yeah, sure, they are close and comfortable with each other but at the same time, his BFF couldn’t really understand him as it’s established before that they butt heads over it. (Strong people protecting the weak, jujutsu sorcerer protecting non-sorcerers)

Next, Utahime and right off the bat, she hates Gojo! cuz there’s Gojo ALWAYS riling/teasing her up, so they're not necessarily close to each other. Before his big talk of blechhhh of helping the weak, this panel came up which is interesting. (hmmmm I smell future character development in here).

But more than a decade later, he came to be self aware of his nature of not understanding the weak (aka his blindspot), so it’s no wonder he kept working with Utahime and heavily trusts her since like a part of him came to realize that maybe with her perspective (due to Uta’s lower power and sympathetic nature) he could stop another Geto-like case happening in the next gen jujutsu sorcerers.

OR in other words, Gojo is an emotionally constipated bastard and falls for compassionate people.

#shitpost #jjk #gojohime #satosugu #gogehime #jjk spoilers #multishipper #getohime #satosuguhime #ENFORCING MY BI GOJO AGENDA

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yourstrulymisaa · 2 years

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Prompt for a fic I wanna write someday

Arranged Marriage

Mostly Chengxian

Fem! WWX

Alive! WCZ & CSSR

JFM and JYL (also YZY but secretly) ship Chengxian

Protective! WCZ & CSSR

JFM has been begging WCZ to let Chengxian be engaged since childhood like Xuanli but WCZ is like nah bro that ain’t happening and CSSR agrees with him

YZY is so done

hinted one-sided JFM/WCZ

hinted one-sided YZY/CSSR

Chengxian is JFM’s wish-fulfilment because he’s secretly in love WCZ who only has eyes for CSSR and same goes for YZY in regards to CSSR.

JYL is the real Chengxian MVP

besties Xuanli

hinted one-sided Xuanxian

WCZ calling WWX Ying'er and CSSR calling WWX Yingying

this can later be expanded to all the heirs of the great sects falling for WWX and her getting a harem out of it much to her and WCZ’s chagrin

the later pairings can be LWJ/WXX, LXC/WWX, JZX/WWX, NMJ/WWX, NHS/WWX, WN/WWX

with background JYL/WQ/LMM

Mianmian is the real Xuanxian MVP

WQ is the real Ningxian MVP

everyone low-key thirsts for the Wei family

WWX is the cultivation world’s most beautiful woman

inspo for this fic came from the idea that Chengxian look like their dads and act like their moms

Wei fam being hot af is what prevents Wen evil and sunshot campaign

the mens’ courting of WWX exasperates WCZ

all WWX wants to do rn is have some peace and quiet so that she can work on her inventions

LXC and LWJ develop a brotherly rivalry in who can court WWX better

Jin Zixun, Wen Xu, Wen Chao, and Su She also attempt to court WWX but are thwarted by Mianmian, Wen Qing, Yanli, and also Meng Yao

Meng Yao is torn between who he should ship with WWX so he ships her with everyone

Meng Yao is the real WWX + Harem MVP

Madam Jin and Madam Yu have shiping wars because Xuanxian vs Chengxian and CSSR thinks its absolutely hilarious

JGS is a creep as usual but this time he’s like that towards WCZ who absolutely despises him.

WCZ keeps telling Madam Jin that she should have JGS castrated.

Alive! Lan Parents

QHJ ships Wangxian

Madam Lan ships Xixian

LQR is exasperated but low-key ships them both.

BSSR comes down from her mountain at one point because of this whole mess with XXC accompanying her

BSSR calling WWX Xian’er

WWX being besties with her uncle XXC

Zixuan and Mianmian are childhood besties who share one braincell that is usually in the possession of Mianmian because Zixuan the dumbass tsudere that he is would lose it

Fem! MXY being the best little sister to JZX

Other characters like XY, A-Qing, SL, etc. might appear someday

Update 4 October 2022 (more stuff added!)

WRH literally shouts “WEI CHANGZE IS JIANG FENGMIAN’S PRINCESS” to the entire cultivation world at the discussion conference for no reason other than to see WCZ’s reaction (cause it’s cute according to WRH) and also for shits and giggles.

Also, just like every hot eligible bachelor simps for Fem!WWX, every man simps for WCZ (like father, like daughter)

The simp-iest of them are JFM (ofc), JGS (ew), WRH, QHJ, LQR, and Papa Nie (R.I.P.)

Nie bros also develop rivalry over WWX

One of Nie Huaisang’s kinky fantasies is to paint on WWX’s body with body paint (this isn’t even the worst he wants to do to her lol, he’s got more tricks up his sleeves)

WWX’s thoughts on JC as a suitor: How can a man be so cute and so damn hot at the same time? A-Cheng, my darling shidi, if you speak to me in that tone with that deep voice again, I swear to the heavens I will no longer be your big sister. You’re driving me insane right now and confusing the crap out of me omg, what are these emotions?! Stop making me so thirsty for you!

WWX’s thoughts on JZX: Omg that peacock grew up so freakin’ handsome omg. He’s still rude and arrogant tho but he’s okay. He’s actually kinda funny and a gentleman in his own awkward way. It’s actually kinda cute ngl.

WWX’S thoughts on LWJ: Wow he’s so freakin’ pretty and he can be so funny lol. I like him so much.

WWX's thoughts on LXC: How can someone be so beautiful... *heart eyes* omg did he just glance my way?!

WWX's thoughts on NMJ: Oooh he's so tall and his hands are so big, they'd feel really good in-- No! Wei Ying do not go there! Such thoughts are unbecoming of a lady.

WWX's thoughts on NHS: Huaisang is so fun but why does he look at me like that. (*Huaisang looks at her like he wants to devour her and spoil her*)

WWX’s thoughts on WN: Wen Ning is so cute and so sweet! Such a good boy.

UPDATE 25 JANUARY 2023

Eventually, the whole cultivation world starts pressuring Wei Ying to choose a husband.

Ome thing to keep in mind is that WWX is still 15 or 16 when all of this is happening. All this pressure isn't good for her mental health.

Wei Ying becomes confused because of her feelings towards all the men.

She goes to talk to her papa about her worries and thoughts about all the men who are trying to court her.

WCZ, being the very protective A-Die that he is, reassures her that she does not have to choose a husband or get married at all. If she wishes to not marry at all, she has the right to do so. She doesn't have to choose any of her suitors.

CSSR comes into the room having over heard the father-daughter convo.

She is accompanied by BSSR and XXC (who are still there btw, they haven't left yet).

CSSR agrees with her husband’s statement and reassures WWX that she does not need to worry as her A-Niang and A-Die will always be there to support her.

BSSR suggests that Wei fam take a vacation on her mountain for a while so they can all chill.

Wei fam agree and go to pack their nags as BSSR declared that they'll be leaving tomorrow.

The Jiangs are the 1st to know about it and aren't very pleased but help them pack anyway.

JC is helping WWX, JFM with WCZ, YZY with CSSR, and JYL entertains BSSR and XXC.

JC questions WWX about her impromptu trip, asking her if she's avoiding him.

She responds that she isn't avoiding him and explains why she's going away for a short while, needing to go clear her mind.

JC is understanding of the situation and gives a kiss on the forehead while telling her to not cause too much trouble.

This moment is very intense and intimate, radiating the pair's romantic and sexual tension.

WWX responds that she can make no promises on that regard but that she'll try to be a good girl for him.

JC grabs into a tight hug with his face buried into her neck and her arms wrapped around his broad shoulders.

JC tells her that if she behaves, he'll reward her when she comes back.

He then places a kiss on her neck and leaves the room.

Wei Ying stays there, standing confused with her face as red as her ribbon.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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aryasage · 1 year

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u have to choose a full team of players, none of which can be from the same team as another that u choose, as ur 5 companions to survive zombie apocalypse. (no double adc or anything though. actual roster. also why tf would u want 2 adcs in a zombie apocalypse) ok go.

gonna do 2022 rosters because. well. if i had 2023 rosters you all know where my biases lie.

ppau:

top: lourlo because. well. akshan. reviving is balanced YEP

jgl: spica. this is solely so i can get viper and spica to interact. nothing else. i will get them to bond over their shared trauma if it kills me. and i probably will die because spica would be useless in a zombie apocalypse. i'm sorry but mans has a total of One Braincell.

mid: showmaker because this team wasn't chaotic enough already. and teleportation kinda op ngl. 50% chance he murders everyone because he thinks they stole his blue. 50% chance he makes everyone incredibly overdesigned weapons.

adc: viper. absolutely no bias here. nope. none. but fr mans is Very Used to having to fight for his life. also surviving with. absolutely zero resources. severum babyyyyy

sup: keria because heyyyyy water manipulation sounds like a good thing to have when there isn't reliable access to—well. anything. and he also has braincells. sometimes.

irl:

i tried. i really did. but the best answer i can give is one that impact gave when asked who on eg would survive if stranded on a desert island.

"i think everyone is gamer…no one."

like i'm sorry but i have seen shakarez's lists of gamer tweets. they will get me killed the minute i get within eyesight. if i'm gonna die let me go down fighting and not because of some stupid thing one of them decides is a good idea.

ty for the ask! it was very fun to think about :)

#ppau #ppau viper #ppau atcybyna #ppau lourlo #ppau spica #ppau showmaker #ppau keria #ppau soyn #ppau other

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fakeoutbf · 1 year

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hellooos ✨

when i tell you we share the braincell, i really do mean it because you also saying that being an adult means no holiday month really is a sucky feeling, isn't it? 😔

oh that's so cute! i bet you're a good gift giver, like someone who actually puts thought into gifts and not gives the most random things! i'm so excited to see what gifts you get 👀 i did do secret santa and stuff back in school and stuff, however for some reason i'm not doing anything this year? and i'm just now thinking that if i had remembered the concept of secret santa, i could've done it with my work friends before they left for home but oh well 😂

okay now i'm very very curious as to who you think i am 👀just a couple more days' worth of it, so so excited 🤍🤍

god yes, big time agree that cookies and cream is SUCH a good flavour, but funnily enough my favourite ice cream flavour is anything coffee based so in a completely non weird way, you saying that you'd be a coffee flavoured ice cream flavour makes you my favourite flavour 👀👀 as for what flavour i would be? i think i'd like to be salted caramel, a little sweet, a little salty because i'm known to get a bit too sassy sometimes 🫣

what i want to know today is, what if you were a flower? how would you feel about that? and what flower would you want to be? 🤍

- s 💌

hi 🫶🏻

having no holidays or days off on holiday month sucks so bad, i just wanna rest and eat comfort foods, not go to work 😭

honestly this year the gifts i bought were picked from wishlists so it wasn’t too hard to get it right, but i’m not usually too good at gifting. the only person i probably wouldn’t struggle with (if i didn’t have a list) would be my mom and that’s bc we’re practically best friends rip anyone else i’d be second guessing it constantly 🫣 and i only had secret santa with my work friends bc one of them arranged the whole thing lmao i probably wouldn’t have gone through with it if they didn’t get serious about it

wait i guessed / chose your favorite flavor as the flavor i’d be?? same sharing a brain cell energy ajwjrjekw and ngl the salted caramel ice cream sounds so good right now. if it wasn’t freezing outside i’d have some, i love the combination of sweet but salty 😋

how would i feel if i were a flower?? i mean i think in winter it would be really hard bc of the cold 🥺 but i think i’d be an almond blossom. basically almond blossom is my favorite van gogh painting and a bunch of friends call me almond (as a nickname) and it actually has very beautiful meanings, like hope and bravery and eternal love and rebirth. i also used to have a wip with that as the title rip what about you? which flower would you be?

#i hope your weekend is lovely and that you get some well deserved rest in what should be a month just for resting if you ask me #💖💕💗💓💞💝#answered #holiday pals #s 💌

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joe-moi · 5 months

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Tin foil hat time… I wonder if the nonnie or admin who hates this blog is the same one who went around to all the gossip pages this summer claiming that y’all were all the same person. I honestly don't understand their personal vendetta against this page, and I also think they submit their own anons sometimes. I've written in before defending this page or calling out something they said that was taken out of context, but they never published my ask, either.

wait what, do people think me, 🛼, 🐀 and 🦖 are the same person?? ngl i kind of love that because if i could share a braincell with them i would 100% would lmaooo

yeah honestly, i don't know what the hell is going on there. we don't follow *that* blog and nor do we really care about them but they seem a little too into us HAHAHA

and you're not the first people to say to us that they think that person is submitting their own anons so like.. it's giving suss if so many people think so imo.

#anonymous asks #🐋 answers

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koishua · 2 years

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is that a bird? it that a plane? no! it's yet another koishua event! this time, it's not me doing the work however </3 from this day (21.04.22) till 01.05.22, you lot will be filling up our truth jar! you can reblog this post to widen the game's reach on this site too haha even if you're not a follower, you're more than welcome to submit a confession in the truth jar!!

what is this truth jar, you ask?

the answer is quite simple! in this completely anonymous google form, containing only a single text box to fill and answer, you can spill the one thing that you think fits the bill for a juicy confession: scandalous events you've witnessed? your most hidden secret that not even a single soul knows about? something you've been thinking about that you believe most people will find utterly controversial?

anything goes! just fill the box with a juicy confession and i will proceed to tier rank the confessions at the end of the given time (01.05.22)! you may give multiple entries! the more, the merrier!

what are the tiers i will be ranking them as, you may wonder?

the list of tiers goes as follows: "we share the same braincell, i'd have done the same too" ; "wait a damn minute, did i just read this right?" ; "very questionable. i am worried, let's talk about this" ; "ummm im afraid to tall ya this, but..." ; "we need to get you a good therapist" ; "no. just no. immediate jail card."

don't hold back, my friends or else this might be a tad bit boring </3

how are YOU gonna be playing the game?

listen, my job here is to rank your confessions and rank them only with some side commentary. i'll read through them and transfer each one of them as single posts, where we can all discuss where we could rank them in under that post's (confession) replies </3

hopefully by the end of the day, our judges will come to a conclusion for all of them and that's that to the game </3 hope it's not too confusing y'all im expecting some whack stuff in the form, ngl

note that this game is actually a complete ripoff from youtube user debsmikle, the darling sweetheart sexy hilarious woman that we all love and cherish </3

#event: truth jar!#im stoked for this game bahaha hopefully there'll be lots of entries!!#also posted this at one am which is a very wonky and odd time for me so dnxnxn #i dont think anyone's awake rn damn #also does this make me the gossip girl of this corner of wwwdottumblrdotcom?? 😔😔#it's not gossip if idk who its coming from and who the subjects are ☝️☝️#this is me channeling my inner kim sunoo #if this flops oh well i liked making the header so that's time well used 😔😔

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warm-meelk · 3 years

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HSJAGAJSBA OKAY SO UHH

I found something in the notes of my phone and apparently I found a thing where I wrote Relationship Dynamics of the OM Characters and my MC (Dairy). I don't remember much the process of writing it but it seems pretty funny and okay writing (I am not a writer so pls aaaa) so I might as well share it here.

It's not complete yet but I might edit it when I'm a lil bit free and I would probably add drawings with it as well when I feel like it!

Under the cut yo!

\\DYNAMICS WITH OM CHARACTERS//

Lucifer + Dairy : Dairy literally MAKES the trouble and Lucifer has to clean their mess up, he's annoyed by it so he would always scold Dairy. (Friendship)

❣️ Lucifer literally is so STRAIGHT FORWARD with Dairy that they just wanna go "MM.. NOPE. HEY YO can I just leav-- *oh no why are you pulling me into your room*" (Romantic)

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Mammon + Dairy : ABSOLUTE CHAOTIC STUPID DUO NGL. Would cause trouble together but still have morals regardless. (Friendship)

❣️ They are both HELLA TSUN but flirts with each other and tries to break the other.

"Oh yeah? You don't like me?? Sounds like a dumb lie considering you picked ME FIRST. Y'know ya love me"

"Pff Mammon you're a coward. Oh you're not? Then try kissing me, you dumbo. What? You like free stuff right? I'm offering you a free kiss right now- HA PUSS WUSS" (Romantic)

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Leviathan + Dairy : They would play games and talk about anime a lot. Probably scream at their fave characters at each other and then binge watching an anime series together till they pass out. (Friendship)

❣️ DAIRY IS A BULLY TO LEVVIII not in a mean way but they like teasing the otaku and getting a flustered response from him. They think it's cute of him. Can be annoying but when you get him to shut up because of just a simple kiss on the nose, it feels great for Dairy. (Romantic)

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Satan + Dairy : LOVE FOR CATS BABY!!! Satan reads a book and looks up from his book to see Dairy enjoying playing with a cat. HE WANTS TO PLAY ALONG WITH THE KITTY TOO!!! (Friendship)

❣️ Dairy likes it when Satan breaks from his genius and calm composure and gets angry. They think it's a sexy side of him. HAHAHA They would def adopt a cat together and treat it like their own child. Perfect. Satan thinks Dairy is a lil too chaotic but he forgets all about it when it comes to the topic of cats with them. (Romantic)

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Asmodeus + Dairy : "SWEETIE!!! Wear this pretty dress~" "aha nope."

Definitely would go to starbucks and talk shit about other ppl lol (Friendship)

❣️ HE'S WAY TOO HORNY STOP IT. But it's nice to give gentle brushes of his hair and Asmo pampering Dairy with love and also treating them like a dress up doll, Dairy appreciates it when Asmo helps with fashion and makeup. Asmo will receive a kiss on the cheek for that. (Romantic)

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Beelzebub + Dairy : Beel would take out Dairy for food and stuff and Dairy would come along but the problem is that they are only hungry on the eyes but their small body couldn't take in too much food so they just--

"Beel... I can't finish this food--" "I got this *NOMNOM*" (Friendship)

❣️ Dairy likes to watch Beel eat, it makes them hungry and happy at the same time. Dairy can't cook for shit but when they do cook sometimes and Beel says it's delicious then they just go soft for him. ALSO HE HAS BIG BOOBS SO DAIRY LIKES TO LEAN ON HIS CHEST-- (Romantic)

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Belpheghor + Dairy : literally the laziest people in the house of lamentation. These two can practically sleep ANYWHERE and both decides where to sleep. They agree on sleeping in the hallway? Oh they will do so. Also they are same braincells when it comes to slandering Lucifer (w/ Satan) (Friendship)

❣️ The two can be sleep deprived so when they do they would probably hold each other so close into a hug and just fall asleep. Dairy likes leaning into something soft when sleeping so they like someone holding them during their sleep. And if Belphie is the one resting, Dairy would probably gently pet his head. (Romantic)

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Diavolo + Dairy : TOTAL GOOFBALLS. Diavolo suggests something stupid, Dairy would go with it. And vice versa when Dairy suggests something stupid, Diavolo would go for it too. Dairy also admires Dia on how he has the duality to be a goofball and then be the smartest and wisest person in all of Devildom. (Friendship)

❣️ Oh god Dairy would so love to kiss Diavolo's face all over. They have the himbo energy and Dairy is very into that apparently. Diavolo may be formal at times and Dairy is known to be chaotic and rowdy and informal, but if Dia would ask Dairy to join him in a slow dance then hell yes they would accept his hand and follow his lead. (Romantic)

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Barbatos + Dairy : "Dairy would you like to taste this new fresh batch of cookies I made and the tea I just prepared?" "HOW COULD I REJECT SUCH AN OFFER??" Dairy has huge admiration for Barbatos when it comes to his hobby and passion for baking and his calm composure. (Friendship)

❣️ Barbatos taking Dairy by the hand and making them feel like a princess that which his eyes are only on them. OH GOD DAIRY IS SWOONED FOR THAT. They respect Barbatos a lot and if he honestly asked for something he wanted for once then Dairy is here to give. (Romantic)

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #mc #dairy #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor #diavolo #barbatos #meelky writes #(this is bad and i'm half asleep rn)

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disslab · 3 years

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how bokuto fell in love with u brainrot headcanon

-our owl boy can definitely make friends with you in an instant :(( he’s that friendly and approachable :(( im gonna cri

-i just think if you share his same AMOUNT OF ENERGY AS HIM- BOY HE WILL DEFINITELY BE HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU IN AN INSTANT.

-if you two share the same braincells he will automatically call u his soulmate ngl :((

-i also think for bokuto its a best friends to lovers trope like kuroo. but unlike kuroo, bokuto is friendlier than him :/

-whenever bokuto sees you in the hallway or even catch a glimpse of you he will definitely shout your name. HOMEBOY DOESNT CARE BOUT EVERYONE AROUND HIM HE’S WHIPPED-

-he literally looks like the heart eyes emoji

-talks about you to his team. akaashi is very tired of him how his best friend doesn’t even bother to ask you on a date already. you two obviously look like a couple already.

“aAKAASHII there’s a right place and right time for that” he said one time when akaashi finally told him to confess to u. aaaaaAAAA I LUV HIM :((

-u know bokuto is in love when he’s getting interested with your hobbies and likes. he will learn those things so you can share a lot of stuffs with him because seeing you getting excited over those favorite things of yours, is his kind of serotonin.

-overthinks if you find him annoying so you should remind him he doesn’t bother you at all. he babie :((

-he gets angry whenever he sees you at your worst he doesn’t want his favorite person feels down especially when you’re insecure

-sPOILS YOU!! bokuto will spoil you omg he will take you to arcades, malls, treat you streets foods and candies and ice creams name a snack you want love he will get that for you

-he will also take you to his favorite restaurants and places he just want you know about him!!

-he wanted your family to know him :(( one time he took you home after his practice and you were waiting for him to say goodbye to you but boy was just smiling wanting you to tell him to stay for awhile PLSSSS

-introduces himself to your family immediately he was so excited meeting them. you were scared at first but your family likes him instantly of how charming and just- he’s a ball of sunshine who can’t resist him.

-the same night bokuto ate dinner with your family, and finally left your place, your family suddenly tells you “if you don’t date that boy already i feel sorry for you”

-the next day you were planning to confess when you and bokuto were alone and just casually talking to each other so you won’t feel anxious and scared to confess to him

-so during lunch you were both laughing with your usual daily chats seating bleachers far away from his team u pushed yourself its now or never to confess..

-”HAHAHA HEY U KNOW WHAT I LIKE YOU-”

-you both stopped as you realized you both said that at the same time

-bokuto’s eyes sparkled differently that time cuz that moment he was right. you are his soulmate.

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BONUS

-"akaashi, i just came back from y/n’s house i think i’m going to confess tomorrow !!”

-akaashi was standing far away looking at you and bokuto laughing on the bleachers. akaashi smiling in his mind, thinking when bokuto-san answered him “aAKAASHII there’s a right place and right time for that”

how kuroo fell in love with u brainrot headcanon

#bokuto #haikyuu!!#haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu headcanons #bokuto x reader #bokuto imagine #bokuto scenarios #akaashi #bokuaka #haikyuu scenarios #bokuto koutaru #bokuto headcanons #kuroo tetsurō #akaashi keiji #kuroo headcanons

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alphabravocharliedelta · 3 years

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The black ops cold war boys going on a warpath or rampage

What would happen

OHh damn this one is interesting so i kinda broke it down into two sections, trigger warnings for violence, blood, war crimes, etc.

Collectively as a whole:

the brains of the team (Adler/Hudson) need to reign everybody in and remind them of responsibilities if they notice erratic behavior during missions.

their budget, and the CIA’s ability to turn a blind eye, can only handle so much

Will deduct pay

Woods is the most guilty without a doubt, he tends to get carried away at the height of stress

though, Adler does sometimes leave a mess behind, especially during the effort of pursuit (as seen with East Berlin and Trabzon Airport)

Individually, with a motivator:

(ngl, characters finally snapping or losing their shit and going off is one of my favorite tropes especially if something brought them to do so)

Adler

He isn't the type to lose his cool easily. Irritated and annoyed? Sure, but to momentarily let his personal emotions take control of him, it'll need to affect him on an insanely deep level

If a close friend/partner of his got incapacitated and horribly bed ridden as a result, he'll probably develop a heavy grudge against the perpetrator

He becomes a bit more distant, and on missions he may leave behind more bodies than usual, and not one plea to spare their lives will be considered, or heard

Once he gets ahold of the culprit, he'll quickly find an abandoned place, tying them up to a chair, proceeding to do upon the same wrath as they did to his friend without hesitation, making sure it's long and excruciating

"I would end it right here, but I have other ideas for you."

After exhausting all forms of torture, he brings a good old can of gasoline, dousing it over them before bringing out a cigarette and lighting it up.

Adler will mutter something along the lines of “for [so-and-so]”, before setting the asshole on fire and flicking the cigarette into the flames

Hudson

He's nicknamed "Ice Cube" for a reason, so it'll take a lot. But if something were to happen to his wife or two kids, he'll have it out for you.

Hudson won't put on a show, no. He'll do it in private, making sure every string is pulled just to meet up with the person who thought it was a good idea to harm his family.

If everything occurs during an op, he'll temporarily turn off his earpiece just to have a "little talk". Hudson will want to do it nice and clean, even showing up in civilian clothes just to ease suspicion. However, underneath his jacket is a silenced sidearm.

Discovering more people were in on it, don't be surprised if the people involved suddenly turn up dead in their home or at a bar.

By the time the police gather, he’ll be long gone.

Woods

The way he already works is like an insanely tame version of going apeshit, but upon given a reason to let loose, he will.

It'll have to be the loss of someone close, of course. Vengeance knows no boundaries, and if something were to happen to Mason especially, there's no use controlling him.

He'll consider the mission priorities, and even claim to acknowledge them, but acting out his own vendetta will overrule.

Woods taunts the enemies upon contact, while also unloading every bullet within his magazine and chucking grenades at every chance he gets

Covered in blood by the end of it.

Mason

Mason and Woods (jokingly) share braincells, so their line of thinking is kind of similar, although Mason usually keeps the more calm/collected visage at first

He might even get some “ticks” (as Woods would describe them), hearing Reznov’s laughter or his voice in general, so without the person with him to keep him in check, things might get a bit messy

Instructions need to be repeated for him, but even so he’ll forget about them once he comes to contact with the enemy

Mason eventually loses count of the people he shot on that mission, not batting an eye as he walks over the bodies

Lazar

He isn't the one to hold grudges. Lazar understands that everything happened for a reason, even if it's cruel. But, he has a soft spot for several people.

Lazar's usual heartwarming appeal will have this cold and distant feel, as if he suddenly erected a wall. It only happens whenever he's out on the field, but it'll start making appearances on off-time.

He’s actually a cruel bastard if he chooses to be. You’ll see that the bodies he leaves behind will resemble that of a teammate who had sustained similar injuries the other day. Poetic justice, as he calls it.

The team won’t come to the conclusion that it would be him though, since Lazar’s good at masking it.

#characters losing their composure after a significant loss is so good #silent anger even better #actions speak for themselves #call of duty #cod #call of duty imagine #black ops cold war #bo:cw #call of duty: black ops cold war #text #asks #hc #jason hudson #russell adler #alex mason #frank woods #lazar #abcd briefing #grandathletenickelcalzone

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apparentlyaswarmofbees · 3 years

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I've been asking around this one question for a few people now, because I like hearing what people have to say about it...

So I wouldn't mind it if you shared a list on who's your favourite (from Most to Least) from the Obey Me! Crew (Brothers & Formally Undatables)...

Also, please feel free to ramble on about why you placed them in each space...

O-oh dear-

First off, you spoil an infodumper like me too much lol (I am happy sfjsjjdjn) and I am going to go overboard (and changing the order of things) for my own pleasure.

And so...

Second off...

Gladly

Here is My List of LEAST to MOST Favorite of The Obey Me Boys ^^

That I just did on spot because I didn't have one ready because it's hard for me to rate the characters as they all have their traits and even their flaws add something good to the character but I'll be dammed if I don't enjoy deep frying my brain for fun.

Please take note I am taking this literally and all characters in here are FAVORITES, just some will be more and some less, which mean I LIKE ALL OF THEM. Yes, I have changed my opinion on a certain two characters I have said to not like, and I am not ashamed to say I was incorrect.

So let's start this off with the right foot shall we?

#12 | Diavolo

He is still infuriating I won't deny that. And I won't pity him though he is a tragic character that is so lonely he overrates any kind of affection, that doesn't know how to interact with others without exagerating, that has no one to give an oposing opinion because of his status and so it's increasingly hard for him to learn to make good decisions, and with his goal to unite the realms I could almost say he is naive. He's a bit of a puppy always wanting some pets, but as a not dog person, I don't have enough in me to be always playing, so to me an overly needy puppy can end up getting annoying, though of course, I can't help it but at least give it a few pets before going my way.

#11 | Simeon

Yes in the end I actually liked him all along but was just in denial after I thought about it. Simeon is a good character, he's a dick even though he's an angel and he doesn't bother to be any different, he definetelly has his own set of rules he follows and I believe he would be a Chaotic Good just like me. He's well made. And as much as he is pretty unlikeable, the mystery, the questions, the fact that he has always been the same we just didn't get to interact with him much to see it, to have a naturally asshole character put down some of his walls to help us even if part out of possible self interest. And of course he's also fun. Simeon is charming, and I have come to appreciate all of him.

#10 | Luke

A kid. A brat and a tsundere. I Absolutely love the character development and it's extremelly adorable. He's now officially our guardian angel and I love that. He was just a prick that I rolled my eyes so hard whenever I encountered him in the game and now he's just a lil' bratty brother that is fun to tease and squish the cheeks off. He's a really nice kid in the end, just previously ignorant, but still nice because he was willing to learn and change despise saying he didn't want to. I personally can understand Luke as I was pretty alike as a kid. Again, he's a nice kid I would gladly buy some balloons and cotton candy for.

#9 | Barbatos

The number 1 buttler, he's just, a good dude l o l. He has his distance from everyone due to his position but that doesn't make him any less interesting. He is mysterious and powerful and yet he feels, so chill. He's also fun and actually has a pretty soft personality in which he knows exactly when to switch off to strict. He's a character I respect and wish existed in real life so I could be friends with (╥﹏╥).

#8 | Solomon

Shady sorcerer is actually a pretty good guy though mildly insane. He is actually responsable (and takes it pretty seriously seeing he's basically the representative of the human realm). He's kind though again, mildly insane, and diligent. He may have terrible food but the fact he does it with good intentions is pretty adorable, he just likes to follow his instincts and be spontaneous because he likes new and exciting things. He probably has quite a bit of angst to him due to his not only immortality in not aging but also by not being able to be killed but even so it feels that, contrary to how many human immortals end, he still hasn't lost the light in his eyes and can still enjoy things and enjoy being alive, and that is most likely thanks to other immortal/long living beings such as demons.

#7 | Lucifer

Yep. Lucifer is actually a really fucking great character, he's fond of his family, hard worker to the point of destroying himself, self punisher, elegant, pretty af, cute at times. But not exactly my most favorable cup of tea. Seeing I can see through his bullshit all his posessiveness, all his pettiness, all his actions just becomes ridiculous and annoying. And theres also a problem with the fact we always end up submiting to him, I don't want that. For every time he disrespects me I want him to kneel and kiss my feet. His pride collides with my own, and his decisions do too. But even so he is very reliable and so he has my respect for that, I do want to hug him and tell him he deserves nice things and that he can rest now this is not the war anymore you don't have to bow down to anyone anymore you didn't doom your brothers but freed them instead, but then again he makes bad decisions because he has zero braincells for emotional intelligence and that pisses me off and makes me just want to yeet him off a cliff. Yeah Lucifer, I would gladly kick you in the balls with ♡°.•love•.°♡.

#6 | Leviathan

Surprising is it not? But it's true, I often focus on Levi due to him not only being pretty alike to me but also because he's related to many things I have been familiar with since I was born: animes and games. His anxiousness is relatable, the outcastness is relatable, the awkwardness is relatable, the obsession is relatable, the references are relatable, the infodumping is relatable. He's very relatable to me, but not my most favorite, and all because of his envy. He's a guilt tripper, and though I am long immune to it in real life due to extreme exposure to it from my family, it still is enough for his rank to go down. I still love him though, but mostly as the character that represents the thing I am most familiar with in life: myself.

#5 | Beelzebub

Big puppy, he's the type of guy who will talk to plants. He has big and strong hands that could crush anything and yet he will do his best to handle some things gently. He's chill and non judgemental, loyal to the core. Once you win him over, you win him over, he would die for you. He is purposely childish at times and it's cute. He is amazing. I wish I could enjoy eating like he does. He's the only character I truly feel hurt for, as he is deeply inflicted by survivor's guilt and it just pains me I can't comfort him because he isn't real ಥ‿ಥ

#4 | Belphegor

Hoh boy. The brat. The fandom itself is pretty divided on their liking of Belphie and it's understandable lol. But I personally understand Belphie. To hide hurt behind anger, hate and spite, to turn to agression to prove a point but you end up just fucking up. But the guilt and wish to fix things can lead one to giving themselves up, and so it becomes a constant battle of getting close but not too close for the sake of both parties involved. I get this boy more than I wish I ever did, and that's why he's high on the ranking. And because he's cute ngl.

#3 | Satan

H o h b o y, another one that reminds me of myself, only it's the aftermath of the above where one bottles up all their negative feelings because being emotional is not being rational and who the fuck even wants to not be rational. Where you have no fucking idea who you are because all you know is to stomp your feet and scream for the sake of making an statement but that just proved all your enemies a point so now you turn to smarts to prove yourself. To make others angry, to make them frustrated and infuriated with your knowledge because you want to prove yourself, be reconized for who you are, to be someone and also, hopefully, change other people's ways, to make them understand they are wrong because you deep down actually want to get along with them. Yeah, Satan is high on the list, and it's also because he likes detectives uwu.

#2 | Asmodeus

What a fucking icon he is I love him okay. It frustrates me when people use cheating as a angst prompt for him as he's obviously someone who just isn't made for monogamy, and he's pretty honest and I feel he would have nothing to hide and would talk it all out with all his partners. He's a sweetheart that works hard on daily basis and hour after hour to mantain an image, he likes the attention, he wants to be loved. If anyone mildly self centered ever told me 'I love you as much as I love myself' I would marry them on spot. Asmo is just incredibly sweet and I love all his affection and respect him for all the work he does to make a good impression and look up to that self confidence even though most of it is actually just him trying to convince himself. Also perfect example off gender is an ilusion lol.

#1 | Mammon

Yep, our number 1, The Great Mammon, the most lovable dumbass that has been by our side from the start though with a bit of whining. This man is perfect. He has incredible self control over his powers, and as someone who used to be an angel to be able to use money all you want bro. I wouldn't feel bad either. He's our protector from start to end to the point he focuses on us instead of the queen in the Dame event. He isn't stupid just has selective focus just like me! And all the people with ADHD and many other neurodivergents. When he wants something he does is perfectly and diligently, he just needs the right push at the right time. He's the most good of all demons and even angels and he loves all his brothers deeply, he is always there to support everyone to the point of even allowing himself to be the punching bag for the sake of them not turning too much on one another. He was literally our first SSR card, our first call, our first pact, our first and the best. He IS great, truly.

#god I need to sleep #any typos are due to sleep deprivedness and I will be fixing later #obey me #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me! shall we date?

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