#oh and it’s shameless p!rn

[hurricane-heatt]

thinking about landoscar lesbians again

#can’t deanon that one fic of mine because it’s so horribly revealing about my entire sexuality #oh and it’s shameless p!rn #but #i’m thinking about them nonetheless

[reveluving]

I imagine Graves wife waiting for him all anxious and he comes back from deployment and just throwing her on the couch and taking off her clothes like animal. He starts to lick her pussy like starved man and then thrusting his cock so fast into her cunt that both of them fell off the couch landing on the carpet. And he just laughs darkly and puts her legs on his shoulders and thrust so deep that she gets oversteamulated 🥵

*incoherent noises* THANK YOU!!! EATING THIS UP RN 💳💥💳💥💳

Includes; soft (& slightly mean) graves, fingering, unprotected sex (p in v), petnames ('pretty', 'baby'), biting & marking, oral (f receiving, mentions of m receiving)

COD x shy!wife thots closed! Thank you, everyone, for your time & amazing minds! I sincerely hope I can do this again with y'all soon! 💌

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It starts off pretty innocent at first when you immediately run up to him as soon as he closes the front door and puts his bags down.

Pressing kisses after kisses anywhere around your face while he has his arms around you. Whispering ‘I miss you’ in your ear when he reaches your jaw. 

But then, it escalates.

He’s feeling a little mean, bunching up the rear coverage of your shorts/panties and then pulling them upwards just enough for the material to rub against the crack of your ass, down to your pussy lips, all while he’s kissing you ravenously. You can feel his smirk against your lips when he hears you whimper and whine. 

He has you stark naked, leaving as many marks on his pretty wife as possible before hinting to you what’s coming next by taking one of his gloves off with his teeth.

He switches between biting and licking the plush of your thighs while pumping two fingers in and out of your to shoving his tongue into your pussy, the way his nose bumps against your clit sends shivers up your spine. 

He will not stop until you cum around his fingers, a little ‘thank you’ to his beloved for waiting for him. Two–three, the thickness has you squealing and gasping, while he coos over your reactions, then lewdly licks his middle finger, enjoying the taste of you with a shameless groan.

Then, comes the real deal.

“Oh, fuck,” He groans loudly, bending forward to attach his lips to yours, tongue and all, while one of his hands slides up to interlace his fingers with yours, “C’mere.”

He forces you on the carpet, pillow readily under you (when did he put it there?) before pulling your legs over his shoulders. He doesn’t shove his cock into you like he did before, not yet, much to your dismay, just slides himself in between your lips. You’re dying to look away as if it’ll stop the wet sounds from your last orgasm, but you know he’ll just force your chin back, maybe even slide his fingers into your beautiful, kissable lips.

He teases you further by staring into your eyes with his gaze—dark and half-lidded, feeling the same smirk before against your skin when he turns his head a little to leave kisses along your leg. You may think his resolve is much better than yours, but the way he grips your legs and hips tells you otherwise. 

“‘Miss my baby,” He murmurs against you, almost babbling to his own when he has his eyes closed—a result of being pussydrunk. To feel the delicious grip of his wife around him after months of being away, almost acting like a celibate when in reality, he prefers to have you than just his own hands, but a man’s gotta make do —he’s taken care of himself countless times while he was in deployment, imagining your hands in place of his; delicately kissing and licking up and down his thick cock while being forced to maintain eye contact, just how he likes it because he knows it has you soaked, "M'pretty lil' baby."

His animalistic pace has your eyes rolling, saliva dripping down the side of your lips, toes curling—just how he likes it. Oh, how he’s dreamt of this the whole time he was away.

But if you think you’re done, oh, sweetheart, you are in for a night. 

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#— reve's reverie 🌹 #— reve's asks 🌹 #eyes locked hands locked series #phillip graves x reader #phillip graves x you #phillip graves x f!reader #phillip graves #graves x you #graves x reader #graves x f!reader #commander graves x reader #commander graves x you #cod graves #cod #call of duty #cod x reader #cod mwiii #cod mwii #cod mw #cod mw2

[missmeinyourbones]

haikyuu boys as icks

because my favorite thing is humbling men and fictional men are no exception | aot version & jjk version

atsumu:

does that thing where he "forgets to know your name" so he doesn't look obsessed with you, but in reality he just looks like a douchebag LOL he's comes up to you all nonchalant like "y/n, right?" as if he doesn't follow you on ig and like all of ur pics....and he thinks it makes him look so cool and popular and mysterious and then u look him dead in the eye and ur like "yeah, you're osamu, right?" he's humbled very quickly

osamu:

when he’s really tired or clingy, he talks in a baby voice :/ sometimes even refers to himself in the third person :/ just typing this rn is making me frown with disappointment. like yeah atsumu may be the more dramatic twin, but thats only bc he’s shameless in public. behind closed doors, osamu is right there w/ him. you find him pouting on the couch after a long day like “osamu wants cuddles >:(” or “can we make dinner together i’m hungwy >:(” big offender of the “sowwy” and “pwease” agenda. arrest him

suna:

is the embodiment of that one trend where you tell guys they look like they can’t swim and they get so unnecessarily defensive about it LOL. you say he “gives off a vibe that he can’t swim that well” and hes DISTRAUGHT...immediately whipping out all of his cards to prove you wrong like “obviously i can swim, wtf let’s go find a public pool rn and i’ll show you how good i can swim” also gets you back in such a ruthless way like “okay, but i can. and you look like you don’t know how to read.” feelings end up hurt on both ends :/

hinata:

whenever you guys go to the store, he holds up the line because he’s like “oh, i have a coupon for that!!! :)” but it's never convenient at all. it could be for the most minuscule or absurd products too, like toilet paper or ballpoint pens, and he’s digging through his wallet once you guys reach the register. like baby AREN’T YOU A PRO ATHLETE???? i think you can afford the extra $1.42 for granola bars. you bring up the idea of him having the coupon ready before he gets in line and he’s like “idk i don't wanna hold it for that long 🥱”

kageyama:

LEAVES HIS BEARD HAIR IN THE SINK AFTER SHAVING. oh my god, i am making myself angry rn. you rinse it out every single time and when you ask him if he knows what happens to all of his little trimmings, he’s just like “idk....i guess they just evaporate or slide down over time” when you literally clean up after him like a maid :I he makes me sick (inspired by that one tiktok of the oblivious husband and knowing wife)

bokuto:

doesnt understand politics so he just labels himself as “non-political” which comes across as him just being douchey :/ it makes him look so ignorant when he first tells you :/ like a man who thinks he’s too good to be socially and politically aware bc it doesn't affect him / when in reality, politics just really isn't his forte academically and he’s never learned the basics of it :/ because he is really smart ok i stand by this!!!! he’s a scholar and a college grad...he just only focuses on his areas of interest. take a gov course baby expand ur horizons

akaashi:

if you ask him those silly hypothetical relationship questions (the ones where you just want him to say something sweet, something that proves he loves you) he is not having it in the slightest. you ask him “would you still love me if i was a worm?” and he’s deadly serious like “no? one, that's not even possible. two, if i’m ever attracted to a worm then i need to be constrained and arrested. three, i think that’s really wrong for you to expect me to seamlessly deal with that big of a transition in our relationship--” and you have to be like OH MY GODDD OKAYYYYY IT WAS A TEST!!!  AND YOU FAILED!!!

kuroo:

millennial core LOLLLLLLL im sorry. he posts a pic of him after he gets his hair cut and captions it “just did a thing! :P” EWWWW my toes are curling rn. he takes his selfies from the highest mom facebook angle and does the signature middle aged white man smirk. if he ever films a video of himself it’s so cringy bc he does the millennial zoom in and talks as if he’s a movie protagonist. attends a single work meeting and claims he’s “adulting 😂” at the ripe age of 27

oikawa:

when he really likes you, he does that thing where he's like "you're just not like other girls/people!!!! you're so different!!!!!!" you do basic human things like don't constantly wear makeup or eat whatever you please and he's like "i love how you can be so real around me, you're so quirky <3" you shave your legs or do your hair and he’s like “baby you don’t have to do all of this for me!!!!” he’s never touched a woman in his life. self unaware king 

iwaizumi: 

swears that period cramps are not that bad and that people who get periods over-exaggerate to make men (or people who don’t get periods in general) feel guilty about not dealing with them. believes with his entire chest that “getting kicked in the balls” is equivalent to the pain of childbirth. one day you jokingly buy one of those period cramp simulator machines and hook him up to it. he's all “i’m gonna be fine babe” and “it probably just feels like a stomach ache”.... he doesnt get past the 3rd setting and is holding back tears when you finally turn it off 

#hq x reader #haikyuu x reader #hq headcanons #haikyuu headcanons #atsumu x reader #atsumu headcanons #osamu x reader #osamu headcanons #suna x reader #suna headcanons #hinata x reader #hinata headcanons #kageyama x reader #kageyama headcanons #bokuto x reader #bokuto headcanons #akaashi x reader #akaashi headcanons #kuroo x reader #kuroo headcanons #oikawa x reader #oikawa headcanons #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi headcanons

[writingshushf1]

Ooo mick bc I cant find smuts abt him

Bereal

Summary:  the app goes off and mick has an idea.

Rating: +18

Warnings: shameless smut, p!rn with a little bit of plot, shibari/restraining, unprotected (wrap it before you tap it!!!)

Word count: 0.6k

Note: god. this is the filthiest thing i've ever written.

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The room was hot, Mick had a wicked grin on his face, holding the ropes that were tied against your body. 

Right after you started your makeout session, he said he wanted to try something new he heard the boys commenting, because of it, the German searched about and bought what needed, now wanting to try it out - he loved to experiment new things, so did you. After a few minutes, he made a star harness with arms shibari, it was not just beautiful, but restrained your movements as well, so he could take more liberty on controlling you.

You had your face against the mattress, while Schumacher thrusted hard inside of you, earning loud whimpers out of your mouth, he was loving every single minute of it. He held the piece of rope that restrained your arms, while the other travelled between your hips to slap your ass harshly, leaving you to whine louder.

If you weren’t already a mess from having him inside of you, the blonde started to kiss your neck, nibbling and giving big hickeys around it, slowly making them go closer to your breasts - avoid getting into the rope, of course, he didn’t want to ruin his beautiful work. When you weren’t looking, he grabbed a bullet vibrator and put it against your core, making you chant his name over and over again.

Out of nowhere, the sound of bereal rang from the driver's mobile phone, which made you two look at each other for a few seconds. He scrunched up his eyebrows, picking up the phone.

“Can I?”

“Just don’t show my tits or any of those parts.”

“I wouldn’t want to, they’re mine and only for me. No one needs to see it.” His face got closer to yours. “Because you’re mine, baby… And I would be very jealous if someone got to see you like that.” 

You whimpered with his words, at first, he took a selfie, his face reddened by the heat and if you paid attention very closely, your legs appeared on the back of the picture, who were also tied up. Then, you let him hold your face to the side and show all the bruises on your neck and a part of your naked torso with the rope being very evident - of course, not showing your breasts. He turned off his phone, looking at you again.

“Such a beautiful good girl, letting me show off how good I take care of you.” He muttered, starting to thrust again in an agonising slow pace.

You were getting closer and closer to an orgasm and he kept provoking you, making you get into the edge of it, then slowing down at once so you would never get into your climax.

“Mick… Please.”

“What, baby?”

“I’ve been such a good girl… Please, let me cum.”

“Oh. Do you think so?”

You went quiet, looking at him while holding the most obscene moans. Schumacher chuckled, slapping your thigh and going again at a painful speed - now painfully fast, knowing that after that, it would be very hard to walk.

When you came, your walls squeezed him inside, making him cum too, screaming your name multiple times while he finished inside of you.

After this mind blowing sex, you two were laying together, cuddling naked on the bed when Mick grabbed his phone, seeing multiple notifications from bereal and his friend group chat. As he read the reactions of his friends - many shocked that he was into that sort of thing, the German showed you and you both laughed together at how their friends believed him to be an innocent person.

#mick schumacher x reader #mick schumacher imagine #mick schumacher fanfiction #mick schumacher #mick schumacher smut #mick schumacher x you #mick schumacher x y/n #mick schumacher drabble #mick schumacher blurb #mick schumacher one shot #msc47 #f1 imagine #f1 smut #f1 one shot #f1 fanfiction

[cognitosclowns]

Genuinely thinking about getting tag teamed by Myc and Andre. Or Myc laying one of their tentacles on readers head, and reader just grabs it and starts playing with it, completely unaware that it’s actually an erroneous zone. They’re just messing with it and Myc is going through a very interesting time.

EEEHEHEHE >:) <3333 ok this is an old ask but the idea of getting Tag Teamed by Myc and Andre is WRACKING my brain rn. so. IM GONNA RUN W/ THAT <3333 TYSM TYSM TYSM-

NSFT!!! minors go away!! Possible tw for Drugs (Myc and his Weird Psychoactive Gunk)

GRGRKGKRKG,,,, options,,, choices,, hgrnurngunrnrugnrungung p e n i s

oh so they’re gonna corrupt you

THEY’RE GONNA CORRUPT YOU SO BAD!!!! WORSE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE POSSIBLY IMAGINED!!!

I feel like getting tag-teamed by them is almost inevitable if you’re getting w/ one of them. They’re sort of a package deal. Bare minimum, it’ll be suggested over coffee once or twice

it usually starts out as,, just one of them??

individually they are such GRABBY BASTARD SMDSND + they’re literally ready to fuck,, whenever.

this does mean that if one of them catches you two fucking, the other one will ABSOLUTELY JOIN IN <333 COME ON

HM LETS SEE

Handcuffs aren't necessary when one of your fuck buddies has 6 arms <3

TRULY IF YOU WANNA BE PINNED, MYC WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE. 

It’s easy for most people to forget, but his tentacles are strong. Rope strong. He could keep you pinned in any manner of positions for a senselessly long time without breaking a sweat.

You need your legs up, so that Andre can get that One Specific Angle that turns your brain into jelly? ‘Don’t worry babe, I’ve got ya covered’

OR EVEN. LIKE.

Two tentacles for the arms, two for the legs, two for any assorted holes that Andre may be incapable of filling <3 or even just if,, he wants to get you extra squirmy. You can take two, right?

It’s also super efficient bc. Yeah Andre fucks kinda sloppy, and has a tendency to accidentally move y’all around with his thrusting. (mm. you’ve accidentally bumped your skull on the headboard a few times MNSDMS)

SO!! It’s nice to have Myc there to,, keep you two stuck in place <3 

ALSO TANGENT BUT. Two things I feel like Myc would love is :

Stuffing one of his tentacles in there w/ his dick, along with some comment about how ‘maybe if his dick wasn’t so scrawny, I wouldn’t have to ;)’

Wrapping a tentacle or two around Andre’s hips, and fucking you for him. This is especially good when Andre starts losing energy <3 Myc can easy hold his wiry ass up, so he basically just uses him as a Very Loud, Giggling Dildo <333

ALSO THESE BOYS ARE INCAPABLE OF SHUTTING UP

Each individually is extremely vocal + chatty during sex. Both of them combined is torment (affectionate)

They’re absolutely shameless. Any comments that come to the surface will be said. 

Also don’t be surprised if they pull some ''Good-Cop-Bad-Cop'' shit, with one of them degrading you and the other praising you.

Laying against Andre's body, feeling his hands dig into your thighs to keep you still, while Myc tests the limit of just how stretchy human holes are?? Your poor cock-addled brain is gonna be absolutely flooded with their rambling.

It's all very 'Je-sus, aren't you an overachiever. Three deep and you're still lookin' for more, huh?'

'aww hehe, look at how well they’re doing!

'Aw, you're always spoiling em! If they can get a fourth one in, then maybe we can start talkin' about 'good' '

etc, etc, ad nauseum, carpet diem, you get the drill. They're little bastards who like the sound of their own voices MSNDMSNDMSN

OH AND ANDRE WILL,, 1000% JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE VIEW  WHILE MYC HAS HIS FUN SMNSMDN

There’s something very stimulating to just,, having an outside view of the action. You and Myc being completely undone, while he’s able to be,, a Calm and Collected Outside Observer is EXTREMELY RARE FOR ANDRE SMNSMD

It’s definitely not an Always thing, just an Occasional thing.

Getting different angles?? talking back-and-forth w/ Myc, while his tentacles fuck you open like he’s drilling for oil? Absolute perfection.

He’s not always gonna be a Pair Of Needy Eyes In The Corner Of The Room, though, he does sometimes like getting closer to the action!!

LIKE I can totally see him sitting on the bed beside y’all while Myc has his fun. Just,, lazily kissing your cheek every once and a while, loosely jacking himself off. Maybe a bit of wisecracking <33 

granted, you don’t remember much of it bc. After the third tentacle your brain kinda goes a little squirmy, but the thought is sweet nonetheless <3

ADDITIONAL MISC STUFF??

Myc being into bukkake + Andre being a little freak (adoring) means that you will be coated in fluids of several origins. The bath afterwards is magical tho so it's worth it

OHO getting railed (anally) by Myc feels a bit like a Very Horny Colonoscopy. If you ask, those puppies will go deep. like,, deep deep. Like 'oh my god, it feels like you're in my throat' deep.

and,, yeah usually that wouldn't be all that pleasant, but the Delightful, Stimulating Properties that his tentacle goo evokes turns the experience Transcendental.

Your entire torso feels kinda,, tingly and sensitive and full?? every time he shifts, it feels like he’s hitting alllll the spots you need at once. He says its something about the psychoactive properties, but you’re too fucked out to really care <3

he’s also super gentle - even if his tendrils are super slick and blunt, he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you. He’s a jerk, sure, but he’s not an asshole.

[and,, yeah those are definitely the times Andre takes a bit more of a back-seat role. Lots of praise n' giggling. He just lays back and runs his hands along your body, maybe even against your stomach-intestine area to enjoy the way Mycs tendrils make your stomach bulge]

Was possessed by the spirit of Tentacle Porn (tm) SMDNSMDN I COULD GO ON ABOUT THESE TWO FOR CENTURIES, BUT I'LL LEAVE THIS HERE <333 MWAH THIS WAS SO FUN, THANK YOU SO DEARLY!!!

#*gestures have this* #GOD I FORGET HOW WEIRD ANSWERING ASKS FEELS AFTER NOT DOING IT IN A WHILE SMDNS #ik I promised to be insufferable </3 but I was shy so you get my insufferability (???) now MSNDMASNDM #nsft #minors dni #myc #andre lee #magic myc #andre lee x reader #magic myc x reader #inside job #inside job x reader #NSABDSNBDNASBD #*hannibal lecter voice* hello anise #anise if u read this. haha loser get tentacled. #GOD AND YOU KNOW ANDRE WOULD MAKE SOME DUMB JOKE LIKE 'aww the baby's kicking!' when mycs tendrils bulge your stomach #downside of it would also be. ur gonna be LEAKING FLUID FOR DAYSSS SMDNSMDN. THE MESS IS SO RIDICULOUS

[miss-celestia13]

Kiss With a Fist

Dark Richy x Dark OFMC Smut

Words: 4.2k

I didn't expect to write more for this pair. But Aylin wouldn't leave my head, and I wanted to test the boundaries of a really dark character and romance. You don’t even have to know the fandom to read this one 😂

On the run. Fighting and fucking. A lot. A hotel bed. Scamming the rich folks. Torturing Richy until he loses control. All of it is child’s play to Aylin.

TW: Vague Mention of Drugs. Robbing people. Consensual Violent Sex. Hair Pulling. Pain and Pleasure. Bondage. Utterly Shameless, Unhinged, Unprotected Smut and strange, sadistic ways of flirting😅 Dark/Black Comedy. Link to the first one shot is below. You don’t have to read it to read this one. There is no real plot. Just pure, filthy p*rn.

Run Towards the Monster

People Aylin wants to kill or seriously harm

1 - Sandra - Hotel receptionist. Gossiping old hag. Always has mascara goop in the corner of her eye. Asks too many questions. Apparently, asking for two room keys is an outrage she couldn’t accept.

2 - David - Gas station attendant. Greasy long hair and dirt caked under his nails as he handed her a hotdog. He tried to flirt and reeked of cat piss, and she couldn’t eat the hotdog after that.

3 - The new money dickhead flashing his Rolex and black Amex yet seemed impervious to buying her a simple martini. Ordered her a salad for dinner… that she had to pay for.

4 - Richy - Changes every day. That day, he was complaining about having to stay hidden. Not her fault the idiot's face is still being shown on the news. Told him to grow a beard, and now that was the source of his complaints, as it was going too slow. May slit his throat if he doesn’t shut the fuck up soon.

Aylin

The black silk dress that had hung despondently on the svelte mannequin in the overpriced store she bought it from was now the only thing keeping her skin from feeling flayed by the suffocating heat of the evening. She was perched at the hotel bar. A swanky, snobbish place she had chosen when Richy attempted to convince her a Motel 6 would suffice. Fuck that. She was a creature of luxury and comfort. Nothing else mattered but her beauty sleep, and well-being. Richy had shut up when she’d shoved him against the elevator wall, hit the emergency stop, and made him cum down her throat in under 90 seconds. She could still feel an ache in her jaw whenever she yawned. He hadn’t complained since though she knew he would be furious with her tonight.

Demurely, she sipped her martini, dry with three olives, and surveyed her target of the night as he ordered yet another whiskey. In order to maintain this lifestyle and ensure she and Richy remained free, she had gone back to her old pastime of scamming those with too much money and not enough sense. It didn’t take much. A revealing outfit, a flash of the expensive burgundy lace covering her freshly waxed cunt, and a salacious smile were typically enough to hook someone in. Usually, she would bed them and wait until they’d slipped into a very male doze before she rifled through their things and made off with a small fortune. Now though, Richy’s possessive side had forbidden her to try it. She chafed at the order, the ownership. But she enjoyed it deeply and grew increasingly heated as she pondered how he was faring in their room.

She had left him in bed. Not typically a cause for alarm or anger. But she doubted he'd ever been left strapped down so tightly he couldn't do more than curl his hands into tight fists. Oh, she was going to hurt later, but it was his turn first. She had left him with a bloody lip, and the coppery tang still lingered in her mouth despite the liquor she was sinking while waiting for this fool to give her the chance to slip something inside his vile drink. After listening to his bragging and pandering to his crippling need for validation, she wanted to skin him alive. People with money never deserved it, and neither did she, but she at least would have more fun with it.

When he finally deigned to return to the stool beside hers, she tossed a sultry smile his way, running the tip of her finger around the wide rim of her glass, and licked her scarlet-painted bottom lip, internally preening when he fell for it. Her long raven hair was loose and lightly waved, scented with rich coconut and sea salt. Her mark breathed deeply whenever she flipped it over her shoulder. That was the problem with people like her. Everything about them was designed to draw fools like this one in, beauty so sharp it could open a vein, no remorse to stop her from using it to gain what she wanted. How unlucky for him. As he leaned in, damp whiskey-stained lips pressing against the shell of her ear, she managed to lean into it and not shudder, using the opportunity to slip the drug into his glass.

Holding his attention captive until it fully dissolved, she mimicked his attempt at seduction and whispered, “Why don't we finish these, and you can show me your suite?”

Like a moth to a flame, he smirked like a cat and nodded, “I thought you'd never ask.”

Giving a girlish giggle that made her want to kill herself, she picked up her glass and threw back its contents, shivering as it burned her throat and warmed her from the inside out. The slickness between her thighs quickly became irritating, and she needed this farce finished to sate it. As her victim downed his drink, she hopped down from her stool and pretended to totter drunkenly on her too-high heels. Her “lover” was quick to take advantage, and this couldn't have been any easier than if he'd simply handed her his wallet. He wrapped an arm around her. His pungent cologne irritated her nose, and she grinned wickedly at the thought of Richy smelling it on her as she was led away from the bar and into the elevator.

He tried to crowd her against the mirrored wall, hands crawling over her like he had the right, and it took everything she had not to knee him in the crotch. Instead, she faked a saucy laugh, laying a hand against his expensive suit and tipped her head toward the cameras. A heavy sigh was his only reply as he relented his mauling and impatiently tapped his foot as they ascended to the penthouse suite. New money. She could smell it on him. Insecurity and shame that he didn't deserve his success hung in the air around him. How pathetically weak. What was the point in having money if he was too ashamed to use it? She would remedy that as soon as she had him safely inside that suite.

The elevator opened into a generous sitting room. Everything gleamed and glittered. There was even a goddamn chandelier. Fine furnishings and fabrics that dripped with wealth draped the walls and floor. He gave her a sheepish grin as he stumbled in before her, and his eyes widened at his sudden lack of grace. She fluttered her eyes at him and urged him to show her the bedroom before he could think too hard and give himself an aneurysm. He needed no further convincing. Following his staggering steps, she eyed the room with an analytical mind. A huge plush bed took up the majority of the ample space, and her dirty mind wandered back to Richy and how he was doing. This had taken longer than she’d anticipated, and he would be foaming at the mouth by now. The safe door was wide open, stacks of cash were visible, and she quickly looked away as he turned to her and flung out a heavy hand, swaying on his feet a little as she took it. Letting him drag her close, she feigned shyness as his roaming hands quickly found her ass and palmed her over the silk.

A slow, weighted blink and a surprised noise was the only warning she got as he slumped to his knees. The dose she had given him was enough for three men, and he barely made one.  She crouched in front of him, gripping his chin tightly and forcing his dazed eyes to look at her. A brief moment of lucidity as he spat her name in an accusation she didn't deny. Nodding, a saccharine smile lit her face as she watched the horror bloom on his face before the lights went out, and he crashed to the floor in a heap of useless overgrown man-child. She moved decisively then. Grabbing one of the shopping bags he'd left lying on the floor, stuffed it with the cash and soon relieved him of his new Rolex.

There were some diamond cufflinks and a platinum tie clip on the nightstand that she had also stolen before she went into his wallet and purloined the cash there too. She thought about taking the credit card but didn't want a trail of purchases to lead the cops to her if they figured out she was helping Richy. Checking on her snoring victim, his phone had fallen from his pocket, and she took great joy in smashing it before she flung it down the toilet. He had nothing else worth taking. His carelessness and newness to the rich life had made it too easy. She locked him in the bedroom, taking his key card before she let herself out the main door and locked that too. He would have to wait for the hotel staff to let him out before they could begin hunting for her. And she would be long gone before then.  

Cursing him and Richy as she trudged down what felt like a million stairs in six-inch stilettos, she knew she would have to cut and dye her hair. It had taken years to grow this long, and yet again, a fucking man had to ruin it. If she hadn't tempted her luck too far already, she would have killed the prick in the penthouse for the distress. The humiliation would have to do until the grim reaper came calling for him. Her mind was a labyrinth of half-formed plans and promises of retribution on her unending journey back to her room.

***

Aylin quietly let herself inside her room. The electronic beep as the door unlocked made her cringe as she spied Richy passed out on the bed. The sheets under him were rumpled. His wrists and ankles were rubbed raw, and she smiled slowly at the mental image of him struggling to get free before exhausting himself and falling asleep. She toed off her heels, tip-toeing over to the bed as a low simmer began in her core. How to wake him? She could simply yell at him. Or, she could do what she had wanted to do for days since he’d started bitching about being cooped up while she got to socialize.

What he didn’t understand was that she hated to be social. Completely despised having to pretend she cared about the things everyone else seemed to take great pride in. But she also knew she had to be seen doing so. People labeled her a loner, a weirdo, when she was alone for what they deemed an inappropriate amount of time. And it wasn’t long before they started paying close attention to what she was doing or saying. Rumors would start. Vicious, nasty rumors with the power to end her reign of terror long before she was ready. No, she had to act the part. Richy had done so for years, not realizing he was doing it, and now he was alone except for her, and he preferred it that way. Two weirdos were worse than one, so they had to make sure they were seen mingling.

Choosing option two, Aylin marched around the side of the king bed and leaned over him, watching him breathe for a moment before she lifted her hand and slapped him. Hard. Right across his face. Richy jolted awake immediately. Dark eyes blurred by sleep and confusion as she smiled sweetly at him. He bared his teeth, eyes narrowing on her as she winked and plopped down on the bed.

“What the fuck was that for?” He demanded, and she did not like his tone. She had come back. He should be grateful, not mad.

“You looked so peaceful. I didn’t like it.” She shrugged carelessly.

“Where the hell have you been? Did you fuck him?”

She gave an unladylike snort, fingers toying with her hair as her nipples hardened and peaked against her thin dress, and Richy’s eyes stuck to them like glue.

“And if I did?”

“I’ll kill you.” He swore, and now she laughed loudly.

He was practically snarling at her now, and she decided to push him further.

“Hmm. And how will you do that when I hold the key to your freedom?” She looked pointedly at the leather and steel cuffs strapping him down, and she saw the defeat in him, but he didn’t back down.

“I can be patient.” He promised, and she rose to her feet, smirking down at him.

He was beautiful when riled, in a way that would turn most off and frighten them. It only made her skin pebble as she shivered.

“I have a better idea,” she said darkly, sliding the straps of her dress down her arms before reaching behind her to pull down the zipper. Richy watched her hungrily as she let it slither down her body and pool at her feet, baring herself to him and delighting as his cock stirred to life.

She had forgone a bra, but the skimpy underwear felt good against her smooth sensitive flesh. He was quiet as she removed that, too, a predator caged as his captor gave him a taste of how Hannah had felt. Though she doubted Hannah had been so turned on, he could barely speak as Aylin swung her leg over his waist and straddled him. This type of power was a potent drug to her, an addiction that addled her mind and drove her to new heights of insanity. Like junk food and indolence, it was bad for her health, yet she didn’t care. Would keep indulging until it killed her or him.

As she leaned forward, the sway of her breasts caught his eye, and she raked her manicured nails down his chest, adding to the myriad of marks already tattooed there. She was marked into his skin, bruised and red. If she left him tomorrow, it would be an age before he could forget her. His blackened soul was the strongest aphrodisiac she had encountered as she felt his cock jump against her ass. The darkness residing in him came out to play as she lowered her mouth and dragged her teeth across his chest, wishing she could taste the wild beating heart underneath. Between her legs, she was soaked, and she knew he felt it as she shifted back on her haunches to stare him down.

“Do you still want to kill me?” She taunted, fingers pinching and pulling on his nipple to see how he’d react. A hiss of pain and a deep chuckle told her he didn’t mind it.

“Undecided.” He bit out.

Humming, she trailed a hand up his torso, wrapping it around his neck and pushing down until his air cut off. He groaned when she let up and bent down, nipping at his lips and darting her tongue inside to play with his as she squeezed his throat again. They were like lit TNT whenever they gave into their primal instinct to tear, bite, and taste. No thought other than the pleasure they could steal from each other. Letting him breathe, a cramping ache in her core too hot to ignore any longer, she reached behind her and grabbed hold of his rigid cock. No foreplay to ease her into it as she lifted to settle him at her entrance, intentionally clenching her inner muscles as he breached her cunt, and she left gravity do the rest.

Head thrown back, and teeth clenched, she reveled in the rough drag of his cock against her taut inner walls. Every hard inch of him stretching her too quickly it hurt them both. Richy's hands were fisted so tightly his knuckles had bleached white, his jaw jutting as he panted, and she bottomed out with a rough gasp. She fell forward as if given a blow to the head, hands scrabbling on his chest as she breathed through the invasion. He was so hard, knocked so deeply she could feel him in her stomach, a torrent of wetness dripping from her as she made small movements to ease herself. Taunting him with the slightest hint of friction until the veins in his neck popped.

Arousal flooded her veins, replacing her blood with flame as she flattened her palms on his chest, locked eyes with him, and slowly, painfully slowly pushed off him. It was pleasure with a serrated edge. Her insatiable obsession to be split apart and used harshly fast took over, and she moved over him until the sting and burn of being rent so abruptly turned to black ecstasy. A warbling moan fell from her as she slammed down, sweat already trickling down her neck as her chest heaved. Her nails cut half-moons into his skin. He didn't complain and urged her to move when she remained still to catch her breath.

Finding a rhythm that soon sent her spiraling, she swirled her hips with each sinuous slide down and felt him twitch inside her. He was too close. Too wound up and pissed off, he’d explode before she could have her fun. That wouldn't do. Ignoring her own need, she lifted him off and laughed as he snarled her name in warning. Crawling up his body, she straddled his head, gripping the headboard before lowering herself onto his waiting mouth and giving him a command he would not ignore.

“Put that mouth to work and make me come, or you won't get to.”

A grunt was his only reply before his tongue dipped into her drenched folds, her thighs clamped around his ears as she whimpered and rolled her hips. She didn't care if he couldn't breathe, not as he flattened his tongue against her clit and lapped at her essence. A carnal growl rumbled through him that she felt between her thighs. He worked her hard. Every flick and dart inside and around her caused her legs to tremble and threaten to give out. It started slow, a ripple of heat from her center, gentle waves of pleasure that made her cry out and plead for more. Then she ignited like wildfire as he devoured her like a man starved. It burned out of control inside her as her cunt clenched around nothing. Release was a song in her molten blood as he chuckled and grazed his teeth over her clit to make her wail like a demon possessed.

Backing away, her body quivered as she glared at his smug smirk, glistening with her wetness, his chin was saturated, and she couldn't resist kissing him. Salt and sweet, heavy on his tongue, and she wanted him to always taste like her, a fierce sense of ownership washing over her as she leaned back and took him inside her again. It was effortless now, so wet and pliant she had no trouble seating him to the hilt and bouncing over him until his face twisted in anguish and desperation. Each time she felt him nearing the edge, she stopped and toyed with his body, clawing at his skin and biting his neck, sucking mouthfuls of his flesh to mark him more. He was a work of art by the time he used the only words she would heed.

“You win. I can't fucking take this. You win, Aylin.” His voice was pained, destroyed under the weight of the tension straining his body. Victory rang like a bell in her head as she rose up, and he slid free of her with a lewd sound that made her smile.

Reaching into the nightstand drawer, she took out the small metal key atop the hotel bible and hurriedly unfastened his hands. She had just unlocked his ankles, her back to him, when her hair was gathered in a fist, and he yanked hard, dragging her across the bed. Whining, utterly delighted at the pain licking over her scalp, she didn't fight back as he let go of her hair and shoved her face down on the mattress. Pressing her sticky thighs together to counter the hollowness eating at the frayed strands of her sense of reality, he was muttering under his breath that she was a nightmare come to life. It was the loveliest compliment he had given her. She knew what he wanted but waited for him to tell her, a show of submission that would piss him off and make him treat her with unmerciful brutality.

“On your knees, ass in the air, and don't fucking argue.” He ordered and gripped her thighs in a bruising hold as she lazily did as told.

Forcing her legs apart, his hand pushing on her lower back to make her arch deeper, she sensed him behind her a second before he entered her in a reckless movement that made her bury her face in the sheet. Keening, she grabbed at the pillows for something to hold onto as he fucked her savagely. The punch of his hips as he gave no thought to her pleasure made her toss her head wildly, a burning ache in her core that made her even more unhinged, and his groans were music to her ears as she fluttered around his thick cock. It was a torment. A delectable agony she would submit to every night so long as he didn't become a risk to her freedom. His lack of care toward her excited her even more. He didn't give a fuck if she liked it or not, he did, and that selfishness spoke in a complex tongue to the poison seeping from her iced-out heart.

Blunt nails scraped over her hips, sweat making his grip slide as he overwhelmed her body. She had turned feral under the onslaught. Lifting her head from the bed to howl like a beast when his hand smacked her ass so hard her teeth rattled, and her cunt clamped around him like a vice. Pleased with her reaction, he did it again, harder and harder, her skin prickling and inflamed as he fucked her to the edge of another orgasm. Madness, her dearest friend, had full control as he reached under her, and between thumb and forefinger, he took hold of her clit and pinched.

He drove into her once, twice, another pinch on that swollen bundle of nerves, and she erupted so forcefully he cried out in shock. Her name ripped from his throat as he slammed into her one last time, and the thrill of his come painting her inside prolonged the torturous waves she was riding. Electricity ran like a current under her skin, every nerve fired, and her skin felt too small for her bones as it stole her wits and breath. It was too much to withstand. Her body spasmed in time with the pulse inside her. Her mind winked out as he slumped over her and flattened her into the bed.

The last thing she remembered when she blinked her bleary eyes open a while later was his claim that he would repay the favor at some point. The bed was a mess of damp sheets tangled around them as he snored beside her. He hadn't bothered to move her from the center of the bed, and he was curled up near the edge, holding onto the sheet for dear life as she sat up and assessed her body. The lingering ache between her legs was heavy and thick, the sinful feeling making her grin as she stood on shaky legs and padded to the bathroom to shower.

She noted a dozen new bruises and bite marks in the bathroom's foggy mirror. A red raised handprint was clear on her ass, and she wore them all like jewelry as she returned to the bedroom and got dressed in dark clothing before she woke him. He wasn't pleased and snapped at her, but they didn't have much time left. The man she had drugged would raise the alarm when the drug wore off, and they had to be far away when he did. Richy moved swiftly once she explained, and she packed her meager possessions along with the money, watch, and other items she had pilfered.

When they were both ready, she grasped hold of his shirt, dragging him down to her level to give him a biting kiss. Wondering where they would go next and what dark, dangerous things they would do to each other once they got there. They left the hotel under a cloak of darkness. The night shift receptionist was snoozing behind his desk as they crept past and snuck out the back entrance. The car they'd rented was nondescript, already fuelled up, and they were soon on the road. They would have to find another soon so as not to test their luck. But as the sky burned red and the sun began its daily salutation, neither cared what the future held. They were good with right now and were determined to make the most of it in their cruel, selfish, and maleficent way. She saw only one ending for their sinister dalliance, but until then, she didn't give a fuck. 

This is either the best or worst smut I've ever written, and I don't know how to feel about that, lol. There will be no in between. Like marmite. You’ll either love or hate it. Let me know if you like it!

Part 3: Flesh & Blood

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[iero]

for the tv series thing: shameless usa

Ooh, my other fave!

Favorite character: Mickey! Mickey! Mickey, my beloved. <3

Funniest character: I'm gonna say Kev. He's such a lovable idiot though.

Best-looking character: Oof... Kev, Fiona, Veronica... There were so many good looking characters...

3 favorite ships: Ian/Mickey and Kev/V were the only two couples I, like, actively rooted for for the entire show.

Least favorite character: Terry is, like, the obvious answer here. Fuck that guy. BUT if we're going off of, like, least favorite Gallagher, it's Debbie for me.

Least favorite ship: Oh, WHERE do I begin here on the worst couple on this show...?

Reason why I watch it: Honestly, I tell people that this show is so fucked up and SAD that I can't look away, no joke. Me and my coworker who has also watched the show call it "sadness p*rn."

Why I started watching it: My sister was watching it and got me into the show when s7 was airing! She stopped watching after Fiona left in s9, but I stayed watching it!

Thank you Seren! ❤️

#answered #eiqhties

[bangtangalicious]

bts smut recs | theme: manipulation

there is something so alluring about the subtle naivety that comes with manipulation. from a reader’s perspective, seeing the character get manipulated/coerced/lured is super interesting to me. watching how they fall for the tactics of the person doing the manipulating. the way they use power, guilt, words and actions to twist the readers minds. here are some fics that do this so fucking well & why im literally obsessed with them. tw: yandere, manipulation, gaslighting, SMUT. 18+ nsfw. i will be adding to this as i find more!

—little lamb so pure let me taint you by @voidswan | this, and its sequel, both loss-of-innocence, manipulative masterpieces. CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. i read this multiple times a week because i can never get over it. taehyungs a lil sneaky bitch and is fucked up. its so well written how he plots and gets her to becoming willing. making her watch p*rn. confusing her. reader goes to him like ~can we do those things brother n sisters do~ fuck. bye. im deceased. | taehyung x reader

—happenstance by @chimoona | this is in my hall of fame of best fics ever. like the concept is super niche, ive never read anything like it. jimin lures oc with how he stalks her on twitter and promises her a manic vinyl. its done so well. the smut is extremelyyyyy hot. unparalleled. rough. this jimin has me weakkkkkk idk what it is like he just goes for it and its dizzying and brilliant. they have a little text exchange too and oc is hot for him and he teases her over it and the way his dialogue is im just - its just - really hot ok | jimin x reader —honey & milk by @cosmostae | im sure yall have already read this but i cannot understate how brilliant it is. the way tae just keeps going and oc has no idea whats going on but she feels so good aw byEEEE. a key manipulative action is to be like- let me do this- and push aside the consequences after. and he does this. and i love it. lol. | taehyung x reader —daddy 2 by @voidswan | if it isnt obvious already, i really like voidswan’s work. fucking AMAZING. literally one of the reasons i even got on this app. this story, the way jungkook just gets in her head ughhhh. and taehyung just rolls up like oh hey. looool. part 1 is awesome too, i like how jk doesnt expect her to be willing but he’s bossy and shameless and hot | jungkook x reader —loose ends by @scribblemetae | this was one of the very first yandere fics i ever read. and this is some of the best smut i have ever read in my existence as a breathing human. this is WILD and i fucking love it. jimin goes crazyyyyyy on oc and she takes it as she fucking should. they way he lures her in. she has no idea who he is from her past at first. amazing. | jimin x reader —a thriller film by @taechaos | i respect authors who are able to give adequate buildup in a oneshot, and this is a PRIME example. the plot sucks you in, its vindictive, thrilling, subtle but so sexy. again jungkook lures her in subtely. also the character (reader) is so interesting and unique in this idk. LOL its good go read it | jungkook x reader —let the villain win by @lemonjoonah | same thing- the build up is IMMACULATE. this joon. sinister. sexy. this is also a full ass thriller. very creatively done. the use of the book and how she reads it and the end while it happens is so fucking cool. i get goosebumps.  | namjoon x reader —cut by @deepdarkdelights | this is a yandere masterpiece. read that again. like this is the sort of yandere type i vibe with a lot. power dynamic manipulation. also my exhibitionist ass loves that they’re literally being watched by a room full of people and she just takes it and she likes it and ugh this actor!taehyung is sexy ok and like how the movie plot is his obsession too love that | taehyung x reader —allegiance by @taequois | i cant even put into words why i love this so much but its so good. the smut is fantastic. he just fucks her like, idk if this makes sense- but just how unexpected and surprised she is like contributes to why its hot. and then possessive!kook is a wholeeee mood in itself | jungkook x reader

if you know of any other fics that fit this subgenre // niche please feel free to send them in!! im always looking for new reads :) i will be posting more rec lists following other oddly specific tropes so that you can find fics you like :))))))))))) sorry if my comments are chaotic. lmao. have a wonderful day <3

#yandere bts recs #bts yandere recs #yandere!bts #bts yandere smut #yandere bts smut #bangtangalicious recs

[meltwonu]

9. “Try to stay quiet, understand?”

11. “I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”

32. “If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”

notes; dom!hoshi, tiger-hybrid!reader, ….threesome, dom!jihoon, dirty talk, degradation, name-calling, hair pulling, blowjobs, bukkake, fucking in public, usage of the term ‘master’, this is rly just pwp ☠️ god the way i am fueled by, like, 2 pictures of soonyoung rn AND THE FUCKING TEASER THAT CAME OUT TODAY??? HELLOO>????AND PPL SPECULATING IF THE BACKING VOCALS ARE JIHOON? I AM NOW A WH0RE☠️☠️ also yes this is a continuation of my last hosh drabble! Altho ig you don’t really need to have read that one to get this one? This ones just… smut. 0 plot, all railing ☠️💕 Anyway, as always, thank you for requesting! Sorry I turned it into a 3some! 🤣💕 Enjoy! 

“A-ah… m-master…”

Soonyoung smirks - hands gripping your ass tighter as his cock slams into you with each skillful thrust of his hips. “M-master!”

“Try to stay quiet, understand? You wouldn’t want someone to walk into the sauna and see me fucking your pretty ‘lil cunt, do you, kitten?”

The thought has you clenching harder around his cock; nails digging into his back when his cock curves right into your g-spot. “Ah, I--” You bite down on your bottom lip, images of the male from earlier winking at you from behind the receptionist table flooding your mind.

“Oh? Maybe you do? Hah, greedy ‘lil slut. Who was it?”

Soonyoung pushes you harder against the sauna’s wooden walls; sweat dripping down his and your body as he rocks into you and through the heat and the pleasure, you can’t even remember the male’s name - only his sultry gaze when he watched you walk in with Soonyoung earlier.

You open your mouth, ready to explain yourself when the door to the sauna is tugged open harshly.

“Hey, whoever’s in here has to go, we’re closing in--whoa.”

Jihoon stands in the doorframe, towel slung over his shoulder and hair mussed from a workout as he stares at Soonyoung’s naked body hoisting you up and keeping you pressed tight against the wall.

“Uh…”

He can’t deny the way his cock twitches in his sweats when Soonyoung makes no efforts to stop fucking you.

You really did look pretty like that.

“Mmh, a-ah, m-master…. P-please…!”

Jihoon feels goosebumps rise on his skin at your broken cries and shameless moans that only resonate in the small sauna room - hand clenched right around the towel’s edge as he gulps.

“Well, are you gonna stand there all day, Jihoon? I can’t tell you how much tighter my kitten’s getting with you watching her get her pretty ‘lil cunt fucked.”

Jihoon will admit he’d never done this before.

“God, your fucking pussy is so fuckin’ tight around my cock..!”

But he falls into it with ease when he rocks into you from behind; hands on your waist and cock filling you up perfectly as your walls clamp down onto him harder.

Soonyoung keeps your mouth stuffed full of his cock as he smirks down at your head - hands tangled into your hair as he guides your mouth down onto him.

“I think she was hoping you would walk in. Right, kitten? Did you think Jihoonie was handsome when you saw him?”

The two males share a knowing glance before they’re both thrusting into you at the same time; both of their cocks making you whine and clench at the fullness you feel from both ends.

“God, is she always this wet and tight? Fuck, it feels like she’s gonna cum already.”

Soonyoung lets out a humming noise before he’s tugging on your hair harshly. “Oh? I didn’t know you were so sensitive, kitten.” He mocks, “Or is it just that you’re finally satisfied with two cocks inside your needy mouth and cunt, hmm?”

You moan around him in return; eyes crossing when he pulls on your hair harder. The slight sting bleeds into pleasure as they only start fucking you faster - body jerking between them both.

“I did think she was pretty cute~ Who would’ve thought I’d get to fuck her ‘lil cunt too. Can I cum inside of her?”

The primal need in you wants them both to cum inside of you and fill you up to the brim with their hot cum but you let Soonyoung make the decision as you whimper around his cock instead.

“Got a better idea. Let’s cover her pretty body up in our cum instead. Then get her ‘cleaned’ up in the showers.” He grins.

Soonyoung had to admit - you looked good being stuffed full of cock and he could only imagine the other positions they could get you in with more space in the showers.

Jihoon nods, doubling his pace when he feels you getting even tighter around him from the suggestion.

“I did say she should come around more often~ Maybe you can keep me busy when Soonyoung’s in his training session~” The latter is directed to you and you can’t help but think about sitting on Jihoon’s cock while the two of you sat at the receptionist table or even you on your knees sucking him off from underneath the table while he greeted customers. 

Your thighs tremble when you feel Soonyoung and Jihoon’s cocks throbbing inside of you and when Jihoon wraps a hand around your tail and tugs on it - you can’t stop your orgasm that has you crying around Soonyoung’s cock as your walls flutter around Jihoon’s.

“Oopsies~” Jihoon lets you ride out your orgasm with his cock snug between your walls and Soonyoung massages the base of your ears as you moan around him.

“Her pretty body is so sensitive~ Will she even be able to take more of our cocks after this?”

Soonyoung makes an acknowledging sound as he pretends to think and he’s quick to tug you off of him by the hair as a thread of precum and spit connect your chapped lips to the head of his cock.

“Well? Think you can still take more of us even though your filthy ‘lil cunt already came, kitten?”

You let out a sniffle; eyes wet with fresh tears as the pleasure washes over your entire body.

“Y-yes, master… P-please… fuck me m-more…” Your voice is hoarse and your cheeks stained with tears when Soonyoung lets go of your hair - letting your head roll forward as the sauna’s heat finally catches up to you.

Your entire body buzzes with the post orgasmic bliss but a disappointed moan falls from your lips when you feel Jihoon start to pull out of you.

“Sit up for us, kitten~” Soonyoung coos, vastly different from his rough touch from moments prior. “Be a good ‘lil slut for us.” 

You do your best to obey as you sit on the wooden bench, licking your lips when they both approach you with a hand around their cocks.

“Open your mouth.” Jihoon murmurs. You do as you’re told as they stand on either side of you, jerking themselves off as you sit with your eyes closed and tongue out waiting for them to cum all over you.

There’s a soft growl from Jihoon who cums first - hot rivulets of cum hitting the left side of your face and chest as you moan and grind down onto the bench underneath you.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck….!”

And it only takes a few more expert flicks of Soonyoung’s wrist before he’s following suit; growls on his lips as he watches your face and body get covered in a mixture of his and Jihoon’s cum.

“Such a messy ‘lil slut… I’ve never seen you this content, kitten~”

Mewling, you open your eyes to watch their hands on their cocks, milking themselves of their orgasm as you draw your tongue back into your mouth to swallow up all the cum that’s landed on it. 

“Fuck, she’s so pretty.”

Soonyoung beams down at you; the pride in his chest swelling knowing that you were his. “I know.”

You can’t help but grind down against the bench more; feeling empty and craving them inside of you again when they start to come down from their highs. 

Their scents make you feel dizzy - heady fuzzy from a combination of it and the heat inside the sauna.

“M-master… I--I want m-more… p-please...”

They both snicker, nodding at each other when Jihoon starts to back away first to collect his things.

“I’ll meet you two in the shower room?”

“Maybe we shouldn’t have made a mess in here, Soonyoung…”

“Why?”

“Who’s gonna clean it now?”

“I mean--”

“It’s gonna be one of us so…”

“We can just--”

“I’m already off the clock sooooo...”

Soonyoung lets an exasperated sigh out before he stares pointedly at Jihoon. “If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god. We’ll both do it, okay? I’ll let kitten take a nap in one of the rooms while we clean and then you can go home. Agreed?”

“Fine. But only if you let me play with her again.” 

Soonyoung rolls his eyes as he nods - already reaching for a clean towel to wipe off the dried cum on the sauna’s bench. 

“Deal.” 

#hoshi smut #woozi smut #seventeen smut #svt smut #hoshi scenarios #hoshi imagines #woozi imagines #woozi scenarios #호우주의보 발령 #seventeen scenarios #seventeen imagines #svt imagines #svt scenarios #hoshi #woozi #woozi fic #hoshi fic

[y0itsbri]

oh sweet i hit 300 followers! thanks guys! whaddup shameless fans, aftg fans, p*rn bots, one of my irl friends, and ppl who followed me when i was a teenager with a 'quality' blog 😌

#please no one unfollow me for at least one day #let me have this #ily #y0itsbri speaks

[writingshushf1]

Pls shower rough sex mick

I wanna be yours

Summary: i missed you so much

Rating: +18

Warnings: shameless smut, p!rn with no plot, fingering, unprotected (wrap it before you tap it!!!)

Word count: 0.5k

Note: i take back what i've said before on this blog. THIS IS THE SLUTTIEST BLURB I'VE EVER WRITTEN.

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The hot water from the showers fell over their bodies, the steam fogging the shower glass as their bodies were burning from the feeling they had for each other. Your back was pressed against the cold tile, as Mick's large hands roamed your body until they reached the desired spot.

His hand roamed over your exposed core, focusing his thumb on your clit, while his middle finger slipped easily inside of you.

“Oh, baby… You’re so wet for me, I bet you waited for a long time for this, hm?” He whispered against your ear, biting down your lobe.

“I missed you so much.” You whimpered, holding his blond hair when he got to his knees.

Schumacher put one of your legs on top of his shoulder, holding your body still. His tongue lapped your sex, making you moan in response. The German was so skilled, in a couple of minutes you were a mess puddle, calling his name and getting into your climax. You screamed his name when he started to finger you again, two of his fingers pumping in and out of you while his mouth sucked your clit, having a mindblowing orgasm.

He didn’t even wait for you to relax from your high, turning you around and pressing against the wall. One for Mick’s hand was around your neck, while the other separated your legs and settled on your waist.

“If you miss me that much, then you’ll love my cock inside of you, right? You’ll be my good girl and take everything in?”

You didn’t answer at first, in reaction, he slapped your butt. “Words, baby.”

“Yes… I’ll be your good girl.”

“Great. Only mine.” 

He thrusted all in once, having you whimper in surprise, it was big, especially after not having sex with him for some weeks. His mouth was quickly moving towards your neck, leaving bruises all around it, while you could only imagine how it was - your cheek was pressed against the coldness of the tiles while he fucked you relentlessly.

“I love how tight you always are.” His words were mixed with loud moans coming out of his mouth.

Soon, you felt one of his hands go back to your core, massaging your clit once again. It was paradise, having him satisfy you while his other hand on your neck pulled your body against his. The thrusts were more erratic as you came riding him, he wasn’t going to last long and you just wanted the feeling of having him fill you up.

Schumacher moaned your name against your ear, cumming inside of you. Before you could think, he was outside of you, leaving your bum up and hand securing against the wall so you wouldn’t fall on the floor. He watched his cumm drip on your thighs, pushing two fingers inside of you so it “wouldn’t go to waste”, then kissing the small of your back and whispering sweet nothings.

“I missed you.” He said, now pulling you into a hug.

"I missed you too."

#mick schumacher fluff #msc47 #mick schumacher x reader #mick schumacher imagine #mick schumacher fanfiction #mick schumacher #mick schumacher blurb #mick schumacher smut #mick schumacher x you #mick schumacher au #mick schumacher one shot #mick schumacher x y/n #f1 rpf #f1 one shot #f1 fanfiction #f1 smut #f1 imagine #f1 fandom #f1 x y/n #f1 x reader #f1 x you

[binickandros]

Hey I know it was a few days ago you said this but I'm coming into your asks to also complain about how much they sidelined Nick in the Stand. I legitimately don't understand the creative choice to focus on Harold as the main character and sideline Nick and the other, bigger characters. Yes Owen Teague is a fantastic actor, he was amazing, but the decision was presumably made long before his casting. Why was this the Harold Lauder show whereas Nick was barely in it, I... don't understand :(

Stand ranting anon again: I just wanted to add that I would be fine with the amount of screen time Harold got, if all the other characters got the same amount, like if it was a 20 episode season and we could get a whole episode of Nick backstory, of Frannie etc. We only even saw Frannie pre-plague through the fence whilst Harold was creeping on her, which is really... Not Great. So yeah I just feel like it was bizarre they used their limited time in the way they did, very confused.

Listen, nonny, LISTEN: I may never be over this injustice. I am a CANCER, we hold GRUDGES, and you can consider this one fuckin well HELD. Uh this gets long sooo...

I watched the 94 miniseries when it aired and of course immediately loved Nick. Shortly after that I read the book for the first time and loved Nick even more (Larry is 2nd, then prob Fran, then Stu), and over the years I’ve rewatched the mini-series and re-read the book and I was always like “man, I’d love to see an adaptation of this without network TV limitations, just like dark and creepy and atmospheric, but with the good guys winning the day” as they do.

So fast forward to 2011 or whenever and there are tentative announcements of a movie. Eh, not great, nowhere near enough time. Then!! A limited series!! Which is just a miniseries made fancy.

My dumb ass: more time in Shoyo!! Maybe Rita AND Nadine!! More time with Fran and her dad!! Etc etc

Welp I guess I got one of those things, but at what cost!! A whole entire Lucy, and uh...p much everything else I might have wanted.

I was talking about this with someone else (you know who you are but don’t wanna tag you in case you, like me, avoid the mortifying ordeal of being known at all cost) and we were both like “okay what EXACTLY about our culture right now made the adapters here (including King’s own son, Owen) think that a story about good v. evil somehow needed to focus on the red pill incel????”

Like they obviously had some idea about making the story more diverse, but because of the way they then used those characters, it felt like performative with no substance.

Ralph Brentner is now a Native woman?? Love it!! She’s also a glorified extra until the last few episodes?? Oh pls fuck off.

Larry is Black?? Great! A Black main character!! Except of course he’s NOT because HAROLD IS.

Nick’s now Latino! Buuuut played by a hearing actor. Which actually only matters in principle because we’re going to try to sweep our bullshit decision-making under the rug by hardly having him on camera. Won’t show up till episode 3, gone by episode 6, in one 2-minute scene in episode 5. Good job, guys! *high fives all around the writers’ room*

I’d honestly like to see someone with way more time on their hands do a screen time comparison between Nick and Harold, or Harold and literally every other character on this show. They opened with Harold, he was in every episode in a major way, he got a CLOSING MONOLOGUE and MONTAGE of his LIFE, while Nick just blew up and then was mentioned a few times and that was it.

I mean I guess they attempted something meaningful by having him...looking at that picture or postcard before the bomb? Which was like someone on a boat, so was maybe his mom, or reminded him of his mom? But how the hell were we to know that, bc we got the piece of exposition about his mom from FLAGG in ONE SCENE, and we’d never seen that picture before, nor do we have any idea of the significance of “Silencio,” which was written on the picture and was the title of the episode. It was literally not meaningful AT ALL bc we as the audience didn’t know a goddamn thing about it, and it was “blink and you miss it.”

I thought 9 hours would give us more time for backstory. That’s what I was looking forward to. Like Fran burying her dad was sad bc duh he’s her DAD and he’s DEAD, but it’s so much more meaningful when you’ve seen them bonding. Even the 94 miniseries, which had to cut some stuff for time, showed us how close they were, and the scene of her stitching his shroud was heartbreaking.

How did Stu, a 45-year-old man (tho that’s James Marsden’s age and I think they mean for Stu to be younger), come to fall in love w Frannie, a 20ish-year-old girl?? Who knows! He saw her on the road and thought she was cute and I guess that was that. She’s a college student from Maine and he works in a calculator factory (or something idr) in East Texas and there’s a huge age difference, so what do they have in common? Ah fuck it who cares let’s see what Harold’s doing.

I just honestly would like to know the thought process here. I think. Let’s be real. This is what happens when your main creative team is nerdy white boys. They identify with Harold: he’s an “outsider,” he’s “misunderstood,” if only people hadn’t been so mean to him!

An adaptation created by 2 white dudes. A writers’ room with all white dudes, except ONE woman who, for all we know, was just there, again, as tokenism. This is what happens when white men create for themselves without any real input from women, POC, or members of the LGBT community. Because the “gay rep” on this show is a whole other rant.......

Anyway, nonny, I’m writing a Nick fic rn that will hopefully see the light of day soon, and it’s literally. All Nick. And an OC bc Nick deserves love too!! And no Julie does not count. I’m not saying that just as shameless self promotion, but also to show that I was so incensed by this bullshit adaptation that I’ve now written 35k words and they JUST LEFT SHOYO, all while starting school doing something I’ve never even dipped my toe into before, so it’s fairly intense work.

Justice for Nick Andros. He deserved better from the source material, and somehow an adaptation made in 2020 (when we should all know better) made it So. Much. Worse.

#anonymous #asked and answered #the stand #nick andros #the entire thing smacks of whiny white men #i guarantee if women had been more involved #and POC and the Gays #this adaptation would be entirely different #and we'd like it a WHOLE lot more #1 woman like pls #i've read enough horror stories #of women on writing staffs #with all white men #to know exactly how much input she had #hint: none to 'not much' #not any creative decisions i can promise you that

[casismybestfriend]

tv shows poll results

for those who are curious, here are the results of my poll for the top 12 shows i should gif every week for the remainder of this year:

1) supernatural (54 votes)

1.5) black sails (6, but i want to do it next)

2) doctor who (28)

3) the good place (26)

4) the umbrella academy (23)

5) the boys (22)

6) brooklyn nine-nine & queer eye (21)

7) avatar: the last airbender (20)

8) stranger things (19)

9) hannibal, lucifer, & schitt’s creek (16)

10) derry girls (15)

11) the witcher (13)

12) the legend of korra & shameless (11)

as you can see, there are more than 12 shows here, but i’ll just go in order and see how many i can do with the time i have

i will occasionally edit this post and add links to my completed gifsets hyperlinked in the names of the shows

oh, and i’m also going to cheat a bit: black sails was the last show i watched so it’s still in my mind rn, so i’ll be doing a bs set too, even though it didn’t hit the top 12 in the poll :P

here are the rest of the results:

13) killing eve (10)

14) adventure time & community (9)

15) fleabag; gravity falls; love, victor; lovecraft country; the mandalorian, santa clarita diet (8)

16) galavant, good omens, house md, one day at a time, she ra and the princesses of power, skam, wynonna earp (7)

17) black sails (6)

18) doom patrol, 9-1-1, the society (5)

19) euphoria, gentleman jack, the legends of tomorrow, never have i ever, steven universe, zoey’s extraordinary playlist (4)

20) american gods, la casa de papel, dead to me, hollywood, i am not okay with this, mr. robot, 9-1-1: lone star, roswell: new mexico (3)

21) the get down, merlin, pose, runaways, sherlock, stumptown, tuca and bertie (2)

22) barry, batwoman, élite, warrior nun, the walking dead, teen wold, the untamed (1)

23) the bold type, desenfrenadas, this close, shadowhunters, vida (0)

i did make a few mistakes in my poll. about an hour after posting i realized i forgot to include “good omens” and “shadowhunters,” so i did add them in later but that may have been why gomens got few votes and sh got zero votes

i am also unsure if i should include “queer eye” cause it’s the only reality show in my list. i’ll still attempt to gif it, it just feels weird cause there’s real people in the show, including the contestants

#my posts #polls #gifmaking

[stevethehairington]

B I T C H A S S H O E

lmao if u think i’m not gonna answer this one then ur wrong :p

B: favorite kinks for one of your otps?

lol good question, i don’t really consider myself someone who’s like. super into reading kinks so just be prepared for a hella vanilla answer lmao. 

i think hair pulling is v nice to read in good omens fics, so is like the whole wearing lingerie thing.

I: a book you can read over and over

answered this one here

T: favorite female character?

tbh this varies depending on fandom but i think if i absolutely had to choose one from all fandoms, i’d probably pick Peggy Carter

C: which fandom do you know the most about?

ooh. probably skam. i would say marvel too but that’s probably not true bc there’s a lot of comic shit i still don’t know. so yeah, i’m gonna stick with skam

H: a character that you love to hate?

this is a fun one. i do love to take a good dump all over brock rumlow from marvel in fics, he’s fun to blame everything on lol. 

A: fandom you blog about the most

okay this one changes all the fuckin time man, all the time. it used to be skam back in the day, then it jumped to love simon for a hot sec, then it was good omens, now it’s mostly it, but also i’ve started including a ton of shameless shit lately too so, yeah. i guess rn it’s it and shameless and whatever the fuck else i please

S: which ship do you have an infinite amount of songs for?

i love this question skflg i’m That Bitch that makes a playlist for every new ship i start to like (which you already know lmao). currently, my ship playlist with the most songs on it is the one for ineffable husbands from good omens with 206, followed by reddie with 154, and then gallavich with 113. the other ships have, unfortunately, not made it past 100 songs, although, for some of them i have like a ship playlist and individual character playlists so if you combined all three then it might get up there (if i do that w stucky then i ave 235 songs) but these playlists are always growing and there’s also some songs i haven’t gotten around to adding to them yet so yeah

S: see above

H: see above

O: tell us about your favorite AU for one of your ships?

answered this one here

E: a character you think you’re most like

come right for me why don’t you damn. okay. idk if i’d say i see myself fully in like any one particular character but there are definitely bits and pieces of characters that scream oh hey look its YOU. 

though, if i did have to choose one that comes closest I’d probably pick richie tozier, bc hiding your true feelings about shit and life in general behind humor? Peak Me. also, the fact that he didn’t tell eddie about his feelings for over 27 years and held them in literally until after he died,,,, also Peak Me. like i can’t say i have that experience, but putting yourself out there is Hard. so. who knows. also, honorable mention to mickey milkovich bc i do see myself partially in how closed up he is esp in the beginning bc like. yeahhhh. i can be pretty fuckin closed up about things when i want, and i like to put up a front and hide behind it, like ‘yeah everything feels like it’s falling apart but i’m gonna grin and bear it and say i’m doin just fine’, that’s me. and like talking about my feelings doesn’t necessarily make me uncomfortable but i don’t really know how to?? not well?? so i just,,, don’t. and also, like mickey, i’m just a soft person that wants to find love man. 

but now we’re starting to get into the Too Deep territory so imma save that for our next Emo Hours conversation lol.

#asks #wlwharrys #fandom ask #good omens #ineffable husbands #peggy carter #reddie #gallavich #skam #stucky #marvel #mickey milkovich #richie tozier #it

[hwangskz]

homeboy! | pizza boy!(han) jisung

i know i was supposed to post the merpeople! au first but !!!! i just wanted to post this ok (plus im sorry this is like,,, being posted after 2 or 3 months sjsjsksj)

• ur uni had opened this new pizza place there and u just wanted to go there really bad ok

• not only because the place was really cool!!!! or that it sold amazingly good pizzas!!!!!

• ur childhood best friend jisung was working there too (▰˘◡˘▰)

• he left ur town yEARS AGO to go to seoul

• so u missed him a shit ton ok

• so u walked into the pizza place as u were returning from the library somewhere at the evening when the place almOST closes

• the bell did a little "ting!" as u walked in and were greeted by 3 amazingly good looking guys

• "hello, ma'am! welcome pizzeria palace! what would you like to have?"

• "can i have one.... barbequed chicken fiesta? medium size."

• the guy nodded and yelled a "coming right up!" to u before taking down the list of things required and went to the kitchen

• there wasn't really any place to sit since they were probably packing up when u arrived

• aka there were no chairs and u were just standing there looking like a lost child

• "hello there!! sorry we had to keep our chairs in since we were about to close but.... u can sit here!"

• u turn around to find a guy behind u with his apron on and pointing at a chair behind him

• u were honestly too tired and exhausted to say no or basically anything so u sat down

• and there was just silence covering u both when he broke the silence

• "have i.... seen u somewhere...?"

• u turn to look at his face and inch towards him, causing his cheeks to go red, but he stayed where he was

• "u kinda remind me of this one childhood friend of mine who came to seoul a few years ago and now works here"

• u rest ur back on the chair once again when u were done speaking

• "is his name......... han jisung......."

• ⊙_⊙

• ur pretty sure u only feel oNE thing now

• P U R E C O N F U S I O N

• "yea........."

• he laughs out a cute little laugh

• but u won't back down by his cute ass laugh that kinda made ur heart go d o k i d o k i !!! (≖︿≖✿)

• "wait are u his stalker or smthg"

• he scans ur face for a second and laughs again and then stops and takes a breath to talk to u again

• "why would i stalk myself?"

• this is literally ur face after he said that

• (o_O)

• so u inch closer (again) to see if it's really jisung yk

• (⊙□⊙) holy mcdoublefucking nuts in the worLD

• "HOMEBOY HAN (°0°)!!!!"

• jisung can only laugh as he ruffles ur hair and responds

• "of course it's me, dumbass"

• yes u came back to that pizza place eVERY SINGLE DAY TO MEET JISUNG (✿◠‿◠)

• hey atleast u got extra cheese and meat for free,,,,,,,,,

• "jisung can i get one of my regulars extra che-"

• "i've literally memorised ur entire menu babe"

• calling each other names like "babe" is very common u know

• yall did it before too

• but,,,,,, why does it do something to ur heart whenever he says it

• like !!!!

• uR HEART IS IN A 911 CRISIS AND U MI G H T DIE BUT THAT'S OK IT'S FOR JISUNG !! :D !!

• little did u know he's been dying like that for a long time now

• also can i just say how shameless his headass is

• like every time u would walk in the place he would INSTANTLY know it was u and would yell

• "Y/N !!!!! MY BABE !!!!!!! LOOK AT HER !!!!!!! BLESS YO EYES AND LIVES CUSTUMS!!!!!"

• this probably started when u overheard a customer who looks like ur age, asking out jisung

• (u didn't see that but he looked in ur direction before replying to her)

• he turned her down

• but that didn't stop from the others to come at him too

• whenever yall are hanging out late at night

• an ongoing 2am supermarket raid (⌐■_■) for example

• someone hAS TO INTERFERE !!!!!

• "and omg the pizza in that place literally stin-"

• "jisung??????????? omg hi!!!!!!!"

• i mean they aren't really like those Annoying Girls Who Are In Love With You

• but u always feel very insecure yk,,,,

• like jisung could replace u with them anyday

• but one day jisung finally notices ur dull expression and he asks u about it

• "y/n. something's wrong, isn't it?" - jisung, as he pulls u towards him (lightly) with a serious expression

• this is just one of those million things u love about jisung

• the fact that he doesn't just ask someone right away. he waits to confirm himself and then he confronts them. and if they aren't okay with speaking about it, he'll just give them space

• but u did want to tell him

• so u told him about ur case of insecurity

• and jisung just hugged u really close and pat ur head as ur sigh comes out muffled since ur face was legit squished in his chest

• "y/n. i will never give up someone like you. okay? stop feeling so insecure."

• and he pulls away and i swear the way he looks at u

• the endearing look he gives u

• "you're perfect, y/n."

• sometimes u really think that he likes u because of all of those boyfriend material compliments he gives u and cuddling whenever he feels cold

• "y/n!!!! :(( !!!"

• "fine u big baby c'mere i'll give u ur cuddles"

• " :DDDDD "

• oh did i mention that he tried to that lady and the tramp kiss with u

• but it was actually pretty stupid

• no no there's no noodle

• OBVIOUSLY THERE'S NO NOODLE THAT'S WHY IT WAS STUPID ANYWAYS

• HE TRIED TO DO IT WITH A FRICKIN P I Z Z A

• yall were literally this | | close to kissing but somebody rang the doorbell and yeah it was felix coming to get jisung and take him home

• oh and yea felix would ALWAYS take ur orders when u came to the place ok

• he was even the first one who took ur order

• and it wasn't like jisung didn't wanna take ur order

• he was just too busy looking at u and hearing u talk and smiling like an idiot u know

• what a cute idiot :"))))

• so this cute idiot confessed to u one day

• and u could actually swear on ur left pink toe that u were actually crying because of that

• it was like any other day when he came to ur house with an entire box of pizza yk

• but when he passed it to u

• u were kinda suspicious because he would always fight to open the box first and get the best slice first

• but he gave u the box before so,,,,,,,

• whatever man ur hungry

• so u open the box and hOLY MC CRAPPING SHIT

• "what do u say..?"

• there were words formed with cheese

• “is this..... a confession...”

• jisung laughs out a shaky breath followed by him slightly nodding his head

• “yeah,,it is,,,”

• is it possible to say that u want to cry and hug him and pepper him with kisses all at the same time as u scream because that is exactly u feel rn

• and so many thoughts are running in ur mind

• about how he moved to seoul and u always thought he was joking about it to u until he really did

• and how much u missed the warm hugs he gave u 

• and how much u loved his silly humor and 

• when u found him

• happiness like old times surrounded u once again

• and maybe it’s all the emotions that were piled up for too long, because of which u are now a fucking crying mess

• well good job y/n

• “HHHHHHHHHH JISUNG I LIKE U TOO PLS UR WORDS WERE CHEESY  ENOUGH WHAT ARE THESE EXTRA CALORIES HHHHHHHH”

• jisung first takes his time to take in ur words

• but when he DOES

• this baby just bursts into laughter and hugs u so tightly

• “even with those calories, u will always be perfect to me baby (●´ω｀●)”

• and u just cry louder because WHAT DID U, Y/N L/N, EVER DO TO DESERVE SUCH AN AMAZING ASS PERSON IN UR LIFE HHHHHHH

• WHO CONFESSED TO U WITH A PIZZA THAT SAYS “I LIKE U ALOT!!!”IN CHEESE AND A SMALL HEART MADE OF SOME EXTRA MEAT

• “y/n now ur just making the pizza saltier w ur tears pls,,,,,”

• shut up no one gave u the right to add these many calories plus be this fucking adorable ok that’s double attack.”

#stray kids #stray kids han #stray kids scenario #han jisung #stray kids jisung #han #jisung #imagine #stray kids imagine #kpop imagine #bang chan #chan #kim woojin #woojin #lee minho #lee know #seo changbin #changbin #hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #lee felix #felix #kim seungmin #seungmin #yang jeongin #jeongin

[alyas-ladyblog]

A Not So Brief Hiatus AU P.3

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Ao3

I finally finished part three! I’m working on part four rn, but this fic is slow going, so I’m trying to get a few sections finished so I have a buffer. I hope you all are enjoying regardless! And not to be that person™, but if you enjoy, please consider reblogging! Sorry for such shameless promo, but reblogs specifically are really helpful :)

Alya rested her cheek on her hand. She was used to her girl being late, but 2 hours late? That was really bad, even for her.

Nino looked back at her, but she quickly shifted her gaze.

The two of them had talked it out last night, and while he said he respected her decision, she could tell he was still concerned.

The door burst open, drawing the class’ attention.

Marinette squeaked out an apology and slid into her seat, doing her best to ignore Mme. Bustier’s disapproving glare.

Alya quirked an eyebrow at her friend.

Marinette winced, and jutted her chin towards the chalkboard.

Alya nodded. They could talk after class, and Alya could get everything off her chest.

—-

“So you’re telling me you were late because your thirteen alarms didn’t go off?” Alya asked as they walked down the steps outside of the college.

“My phone was dead,” Marinette bemoaned.

Alya pressed her lips together, trying not to laugh. “And your parents didn’t try to wake you up?”

“Papa was running errands and maman was dealing with the morning rush, they thought I left already-hey don’t laugh!”

Alya snorted. “I’m sorry I can’t help it! Girl we have got to get you an alarm clock that isn’t your phone.”

Marinette groaned. “Knowing my luck, I’d still somehow manage to sleep through it.”

Alya nudged her playfully. “I mean, it couldn’t make it any worse.”

Marinette smiled. “That’s true. Unless having the alarm clock gives me a false sense of security and I oversleep and skip class and Bustier gives me detention and my parents are so upset they disown me and while I’m leaving I accidentally step on the mayor’s foot so he throws me in jail for attempted assassination and I‘m seen as a traitor and-“

“I’m gonna stop you right there,” Alya said, stopping and planting her hands on Marinette’s shoulders. “How likely is that to happen?”

“Not very likely.”

“Exactly, not very likely. Chances of that happening are slim to none, you’re overthinking it girl.”

Marinette smiled sheepishly. “I guess you’re right.”

Alya slung her arm over Marinette’s shoulders. “Guess? You know I’m right.”

The two walked into the Dupain-Chang bakery.

“Hi maman, hi papa!”

Sabine’s head popped out from the back room. “Oh hello girls!”

“Hello Mrs. Cheng!”

“Good to see you as always, Alya. There are fresh cookies upstairs, please help yourself. And Alya,” Sabine smiled sweetly. “Remember to make yourself at home. I don’t want to hear from Marinette you didn’t help yourself to what you need.”

Alya flushed. “Will do Mrs. Cheng.”

“And stop calling me that!” Sabine said, making her way back into the back room. “It’s Auntie Sabine to you.”

Marinette snickered. “You’d think with how often you’re over, you’d have learned by now.”

“I’m not used to it!” Alya argued as they headed up the stairs.

“Alya, maman bought you designated slippers for our house, you’re family,” Marinette said, kicking off her shoes and slipping on her slippers.

“You got me there.”

“Now come on, there are fresh cookies waiting for us.”

—-

“Hey Mari?” Alya asked, sprawled out on Marinette’s chaise.

“Hm?” Came the reply.

“What do you think of the heroes?”

Marinette stiffened but didn’t look up from her sketchbook. “I respect them. They seem like good people, and they put themselves on the line for our safety.”

Alya sat up. “But like, how do you feel about them specifically, you know, like Ladybug, Chat Noir, Rena Rouge,” she tossed Rena’s name in as offhandedly as possible, hoping it didn’t come off as suspicious.

Marinette swiveled in her chair to face Alya. She tapped her pencil on her lip. “Ladybug is...incredibly competent, which doesn’t sound like high praise, but she’s really shown herself to be more than capable of what Hawkmoth has thrown her way.”

She twirled the pencil between her fingers. “Chat is a goof off, but I think he does it to lighten the mood, and keep Ladybug from getting too in her head. They balance each other well. Rena,” Alya sat up in her seat.

“Rena we haven’t seen as much of,” Marinette said finally. “It makes sense, it seems like she gets called on for the big gun akumas, so we don’t see as much of her as Ladybug and Chat Noir. When I have seen her, it seems like she really enjoys what she does, and she’s really clever. You can tell Ladybug really trusts her,” Marinette looked directly at Alya. “and I do too.”

Marinette broke eye contact, and continued talking about Carapace, Queen Bee, Viperion and the others, but Alya didn’t hear her. She felt her chest tighten, and tears of relief blurred her vision.

She trusts me.

She trusts me.

She trusts me.

“Alya?” Marinette’s voice cut through her reverie, and she looked up at her friend, who was looking at her, concern in her eyes. It made her heart ache even more.

“I’m sorry Marinette.”

#ansbh #marinette dupain cheng #alya cesaire #miraculous ladybug #my writing